Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/29/2017

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 29, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 1:23 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving RedPillTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| It's 1:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny gets out at 8:00 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Outside, the 8:17 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Rufus_T_Firetween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| NancyKat sneaks in around 8:38 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
NancyKat: BLAH
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
DJTweeny: Hi NancyKat
NancyKat: Hey, DjTweeny
DJTweeny: music in a couple of minutes
NancyKat: yes, quite, "unpleasant incidents" involving Lasagna and Shaving Cream...
DJTweeny: an odd combination
NancyKat: LOL...
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Frank Zappa)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
NancyKat: I just picked two words outof the random generator of my brain...
DJTweeny: you were thinking of shaving your lega, and suddenly had a yearning for some lasagna?
NancyKat: LOL...I have no idea why my brian picked those...so, what's on the menu for this even?
NancyKat: Ahhh, I see...good choice. I like the Land of the Pharaohs myself...
||||||||| "8:48 PM? 8:48 PM!!" says Catherwood, "EWeston should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as EWeston enters and sits in the comfy chair.
DJTweeny: and Nick Danger is good for the Austin memories
EWeston: Wild evening Tweeny and Nancycat
DJTweeny: Hey EW
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Ralph disembarks at 8:49 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
Ralph: I've been to ancient Czechoslovakia!
EWeston: Mista Ralph
NancyKat: Agreed! it's still my fave Danger bit...
DJTweeny: What did you bring back, Ralph?
NancyKat: Hi, Ralph-Did you bring any traditonal Czech clothing?
Ralph: Just look at this lovely bottle of Becherovka!
DJTweeny: there ya go!
DJTweeny: proof enough for me!
NancyKat: OHHHH! LOL-As long as it's not Espiritus...i'm good...
Ralph: can't you see, i've invented the perfect time machine
||||||||| "8:53 PM? 8:53 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Senator George Tirebiter III. should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Senator George Tirebiter III. enters and sits on the divan.
DJTweeny: Hello George
EWeston: Who iet the Senator off the bus?
DJTweeny votes Tirebiter 2018
NancyKat: EW and Sen. Tirebiter, hello!
EWeston: Ello what's up?
Senator George Tirebiter III. : Thank You. Great to shake the sweaty hands of the American People.
NancyKat: What is your platform? Not eating yellow snow/
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:57 PM and late as usual, it's Johan Amadeus Myjetski, just back from Elmertown."
EWeston: And bless all their strange names
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
EWeston: JAMman
NancyKat: JAM!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: G'evening all!
Ralph: how funny you should mention yellow snow -- I am watching a live performance of Cosmic Debris from about 1978 with George Duke and jean-Luc
Senator George Tirebiter III. : What's this "platform" bullshit. Damn it. Is this mic on?
DJTweeny: nice, Ralph
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:58 PM, dragging Cat by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
EWeston: Lo Kitter
Ralph: by compleat coincidence
EWeston: George maybe falling over shortly
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cat: I'm using my actual name tonight in celebration of something that is happening now in BC
Cat: Our evil premier has been defeated. New and vastly better govt should take power momentarily
NancyKat: Hi, Cat!
EWeston: Pot's legal this weekend in Vegas!
DJTweeny: The annual FelineFest?
Cat: Hi Nancy
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 29, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm glad something good is happening somewhere. We're still trumped down here...
NancyKat: Good to hear, C!
EWeston: Glad for yah Cat and your fellow BCer's
NancyKat: Hotsi Totsi...
||||||||| 9:00 PM: rebozoette jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Cat: You're down in Washington, right EW?
Ralph: guess it's time to tune in............
DJTweeny: yo rebozo
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No sound, not even on the 16k feed...
NancyKat: Hi, rebozo!
rebozoette: Cat DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat Ralph rebozoette Senator George Tirebiter III. hi and high all and tweeny thanks
Cat: Good things happening in France, Canada. The US isn't the world, thankfully
NancyKat: Ralph, and turn on?
DJTweeny: looks good here
EWeston: Rebozoette, herself. Not virtual at all.
DJTweeny: and I checked the RFD feed before the show
rebozoette: lol I fade ew
NancyKat: Teeny tiny table talk?
EWeston: Yes cat have a little White Fire OG in front of me tonight
DJTweeny: anyone else having audio problems?
NancyKat: EW-Jelly.
Ralph: no probs here
DJTweeny: thanks Ralph
Ralph: now watching Tame Impala vids on mute as background
EWeston: The 128 feed was cranky, I'm good with 16K
Cat: Ive got some Jack Herrer awaiting me right now.
Senator George Tirebiter III. : My staff is currently trying to connect the audio to my 16k dial up connection.
NancyKat: LOL_Bill Maher...
EWeston: Haven't run accros that variety cat.
NancyKat: And Zoboz...
Cat: It's excellent
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign’s “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out TWO PLACES at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv'
Ralph: Ah yes, the good old days.................
EWeston: Orange Blossom, and Diesel Thai are good too.
rebozoette: so grate
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
Ralph: look at that blue horse
EWeston: Leaves nice patterns on my back for the mating season
NancyKat: In the city of..fine music.
Ralph: excellent composition dear Myjetski
EWeston: I liked his Toot Suite
NancyKat: *Looks forward to JAM's entire collection coming to record stores near us soon a la PDQ Bach*
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Not Ed', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:09 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Ralph: from the Magic Bowl movement?
DJTweeny: hello ≠Ed
Cat: Havent actually bought grass in years so they're all new to me.
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
NancyKat: And SEVERAL groups of incompatible instruments.
Cat: Hi Not
Not Ed: I do live here, and I am home by now.
EWeston: Not Ed, I;m sencing a patern, and its not my in my piles.
Ralph: you should really check out Tame Impala on YouTube 50+ mix
NancyKat: Not Ed- I am also Home...
Not Ed: Hey Tween & Cat
Not Ed: thumbs up, NancyK
Ralph: the vids are awesome
NancyKat: Although WHOSE home is up for debate...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies PrincipalPoop into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:11 PM, then departs.
Cat: Did y'all read the Boston Globe piece about Dwarf? Posted a couple days ago on Facebook though it's a few monthes old. Told me stuff about the album I never knew
Not Ed: EW check the converter
Cat: The Pooper
NancyKat: Always picking on Kim and her countrypeople...lol.
rebozoette: as my seat slides into a hammock
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
Not Ed: uh oh NancyK
Not Ed: Hi PPoop
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP
EWeston: Das Principle Poop!
NancyKat: Hi, POOP!
PrincipalPoop: howdeeee
Not Ed: cheerio reboZ
EWeston: I'm sure its that damn water pump
PrincipalPoop: I have an erector set too
Not Ed: dagnabbit!
EWeston: Dwellors for the pup tense
NancyKat: EW_Or the AC?
Not Ed: I want my Maypo
PrincipalPoop: Did you pass one Not Ed?
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
PrincipalPoop: Roll up your arm and bend over...
PrincipalPoop: Land of the pharohs, that sounds great
Not Ed: those guyz r gremlinz
EWeston: It won't turn over. I tried putting a nickle in the fuse holder, but ZAP!
rebozoette: yea yea
Ralph: it's nice out
Cat: I hope to visit the land of the Pharoahs some day
EWeston: So are my eyebrows
PrincipalPoop: Funs fun, but I am tired
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
NancyKat: Cat-Agreed.
Not Ed: would like to too Cat & NK
Ralph: fun's where the fair's aat!
PrincipalPoop: Dangerfield had a dog named Egypt, left pyramids in every room
NancyKat: And the head of a FOX!
Ralph: the paws that refreshes
NancyKat: POOP_*snicker*
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
PrincipalPoop: a tail told by an idiot
EWeston: Back when cats domesticated people
Not Ed: O-Sire-Us
PrincipalPoop: ra ra ra
Cat: I wanted to see Mont St. Michel since 71 and finally did it earlier this month. Been wanting to go see the Pyramids since 59.
NancyKat: Ankh if you love Isis
Not Ed: heh
Not Ed: lol NK
||||||||| sunderhill sneaks in around 9:17 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: A little rah rah never hurt nobody
Ralph: hahahahha Nancy!!!
PrincipalPoop: a sneaky sunderhill here
Cat: Hi sunderhill
NancyKat: Caesar got a Salad, but Only Napolean got dessert.
DJTweeny: Hi sunderhill
Not Ed: Jello sunder
rebozoette: geese from canada
Not Ed: honk honk!
NancyKat: Ralph-I've been wanting that bumpersticker ever since I can remember...and i can't even drive.
EWeston: But nelly got the peaches. Hi Sunderhill
PrincipalPoop: burger king got dairy queen pregnant by forgetting to wrap his whopper...
DJTweeny: lol
Not Ed: lol NK
Ralph: I used to make my own.......still have a stack of 'em
Not Ed: is that actually true or fake news PPoop
NancyKat: *snicker*
PrincipalPoop: this land is made of mud, for me and elmer fudd
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
Ralph: smegma
Not Ed: I looked up smegma. it's not very nice
Not Ed: heehee
PrincipalPoop: and the far flung isles of langrehan
Ralph: oh no, the cat is out of the bag......
EWeston: Newt Gingrich has declared The Giant Rat of Sumatra is part of the deep state. News,or fake news?
PrincipalPoop: didn't smegma have a sister named pus
Ralph: HUMPHREY
PrincipalPoop: one shining steel rail...
Not Ed: Anyone named Newt cannot be trusted - Newton, sure, but not Newt
PrincipalPoop: pffffft
Cat: https://www.leafly.com/sativa/jack-herer
EWeston: Gism is much classier
Not Ed: Newt not
Not Ed: Jism-- John Wayne?
Ralph: Pearl jam
EWeston: He Newt not. Even if he said he did once
PrincipalPoop: pearl bailey
Not Ed: Good pt. EW and true
PrincipalPoop: who am us?
Cat: the president of the united states IS named shickelgruber
||||||||| llanwydd enters at 9:23 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
EWeston: Bill Baily won't you lease report to neurosurgury, imediately!
PrincipalPoop: mister and mrs too busy to be a homecoming queen...
llanwydd: howdy folks
Cat: hi llan
Ralph: Sig Freud
Cat: i'll have a Baily's over ice
EWeston: llan snuck in. Good man!
PrincipalPoop: volkswagon
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
DJTweeny: hey llan
Cat: bring us all a bottle of bailys, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives us all a bottle of bailys.
EWeston: Und Swell Pizza!
Not Ed: Hi llan the mman
PrincipalPoop: so there
PrincipalPoop: as if it was almost tomorrow
llanwydd: thanks cathy
Ralph: Niemand stimmt ein schwein pizza, net wa?
EWeston: Where?
Not Ed: We have a jackass for a prez now
EWeston: He invites a certain lyrical set of insults
DJTweeny: when we could have had a perfectly good zebra
Not Ed: isn't everybody?
EWeston: One of those Zebra's had a horn.
DJTweeny: I'll bet his press secretary wishes he could cancel his twitter account
PrincipalPoop: nairobi mam, isn't everybody
NancyKat: Only in kenyaaaaaaa.
Ralph: I knew it!!
Not Ed: sorry my timing is a bit
Not Ed: off
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
llanwydd: hey cap
PrincipalPoop: is name schicklegrubber
EWeston: Some one mentioned a patriotic man in the White Hose with a phone blocker
PrincipalPoop: where it ought to have been befoe
PrincipalPoop: before enven
Not Ed: Dishonest Don Schickledrumpf.
EWeston: Eben
rebozoette: back of the back
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:28 PM, dragging Md_parrothead by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
EWeston: Hello son
llanwydd: hi parrot
Not Ed: Hey parrot
Cat: Hi Head, or is that redundant?
PrincipalPoop: give Md_parrothead a cheeseburger catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings md_parrothead a cheeseburger.
DJTweeny: Hi parrothead
EWeston: Now give me that gun
llanwydd: this has always been my favorite fst album
PrincipalPoop: oh lydia
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
llanwydd: thanks tween
Not Ed: have you seen lydia?
NancyKat: Hi, parrot and sunderhill.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:31 PM uptown bus from Federal Way pulls away, leaving baboop coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
PrincipalPoop: this christ consciousness racket or whatever it is
EWeston: What has happened to your nose?
DJTweeny: Hi baboop
PrincipalPoop: baboop
baboop: Hi!
EWeston: Baboop only when directed
Cat: De Doop?
Not Ed: waz real baboop
PrincipalPoop: take a look at some of these fabulous lids
NancyKat: Hi, baboop..
PrincipalPoop: oh by the sea
PrincipalPoop: yes yes
Cat: Leafly has no strains named Yucatan Blue
EWeston: I don't want anything else on my mayo jar
PrincipalPoop: nick danger, out of the fog
rebozoette: add juiced garlic
PrincipalPoop: 13 steps to his office
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
EWeston: And some compromised olive oil
PrincipalPoop: a pizza to go and no anchovies
PrincipalPoop: It began innocently enough on Tuesday...
EWeston: Coward! Have me my sword flask varlet!
PrincipalPoop: What cruel game was he playing?
PrincipalPoop: Melanie haber?
Not Ed loves this record.
PrincipalPoop: Susan underhill?
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
EWeston: Progressive spads
EWeston: Spades
NancyKat: Yes...?
PrincipalPoop: trembling under the dwarf maples
Not Ed: Spuds.
EWeston: A very cruel game
Not Ed: What?
PrincipalPoop: You called just in the Nick of time.
EWeston: Take it away Ampere Watt!
Not Ed: Bergman kills me
NancyKat: Who am I talking to...and how do I make my voice DO that?
NancyKat: And where IS the Fire?
PrincipalPoop: In bradshaw's eyes
EWeston: In your eyes. Want some water?
Not Ed: damn your eyes!
NancyKat: EW-Is it "water" or Water/
EWeston: Take a number
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Md_parrothead - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
PrincipalPoop: Jose Feliciano might know.
Not Ed: do I have a choice?
EWeston: It's Walter, my misstake
Not Ed: haha
PrincipalPoop: hahaha
Not Ed: hahahahaha
NancyKat: Walter scares Achmed...
Not Ed: the organist is amazing
EWeston: We used to have another but he vanished mysteriously
NancyKat: Come up an' see me...
NancyKat: Make me smiiiile...
rebozoette: k boom
PrincipalPoop: that flimsy bernoose
EWeston: After I get my new glasses, sure.
Not Ed: Wr cnt tkkh hrr
PrincipalPoop: what?
NancyKat: Ohhh wr cudntt.
EWeston: Whatever that means
Not Ed: what?
Not Ed: lol NK
Not Ed: Here mousie mousie
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: That mouse, is, naked!
NancyKat: echoechoecho...
PrincipalPoop: rocky rococo
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Not Ed: Gateway Firesign
Not Ed: omg EW is that allowed??
DJTweeny: haha Ed
Not Ed: echo
PrincipalPoop: what a sap i've been.
NancyKat: ew, well, he IS wearng a shirt, so, only half.....
Not Ed: ahh well then ok....
EWeston: In my day they all wore trousers, except Minnie of course
NancyKat: He brought back a nymph...
PrincipalPoop: Why she's no fun. She fell right over.
PrincipalPoop: Beat off the eagle.
Not Ed: was that a...never mind
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
PrincipalPoop: you fuels
Not Ed: catherwood split it with the sound effects man
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Not Ed and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Not Ed!"
rebozoette: purple mailer
PrincipalPoop: out of his evil clutches
EWeston: Delivery of a crate of Nippon Cadet is at the door finally
Not Ed: purple prose
||||||||| Elayne sneaks in around 9:48 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Elayne: Evenin' all! Can't stay long (what else is new)...
EWeston: Hi Elayne
Elayne: Just wanted to pass along greetings From Dexter Fong, who continues (indefinitely) to be without computer.
NancyKat: E! HI!
Not Ed: it's elayne yay
PrincipalPoop: Hi E, this ain't no time for tickertape parades
Cat: Hi El. Hope you are well
DJTweeny: Hey Elayne
Cat: HI Dex
EWeston: Got a notebook I'm not using
Elayne: I'm not talking to you, Cat. You blog backwards, I can't handle that. :)
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
NancyKat: Catherwood-take that maenad back right now!
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to NancyKat and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
NancyKat: yes.
DJTweeny: Best to Mr. Fong, Elayne
Cat: Long ago you sent me a video of the Jack Herrer movie. Just had a hit of the stuff named after of him. He would approve.
Elayne: Also DocTech and Lili say hi, or certainly will when I see them. I've started making tentative plans.
EWeston: Maenades trigger, the butler
Not Ed: I believe Cat lives within an inverted hyperreality of his own devising
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Not Ed: Cool Elayne
PrincipalPoop: wonderful, Tell him the principal says to eat it rah rah rah
Elayne: Just so, Not Ed.
Cat: El, I should have kept them as drafts but i wasn't planning to announce the blog anywhere (facebook mostlyh) til it was all up.
EWeston: Big hug to them all E
Elayne: YES CAT, YOU SHOULD HAVE, GOSH DARN IT! :)
Cat: my first 5 vegas trips were entered with the first day whnich then made the whole thing backwards
Not Ed: thumbs up E
PrincipalPoop: ahh the pool players, 9 ball in the side pocket
Elayne: Had you ever been to France before?
NancyKat: Poop-7 at the Silver Shovel/
Cat: in 1980 with Fumiyo and Bit and with Fumiyo in 2002
EWeston: I've never seen a siege engine on a pool table before
Cat: www.seemrealland.blogspot.ca
PrincipalPoop: ah bon, presque un vrais francais deja
Cat: in the correct order this time.
Elayne: Rob doesn't ever want to go to France. He keeps insisting, "It's full of Frenchmen!"
Cat: LOL
Not Ed: that's what I heard is it safe?
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Elayne: Well, you know the English.
PrincipalPoop: and frenchwomen, oh lala
DJTweeny: Well there is that El lol
Elayne: Not Ed, it's certainly safe for the French, one would think.
rebozoette: packed pickles
Elayne: Well, having gotten goodly stretched (with the excuse of chat to do so) I will betake me now.
EWeston: Packing pickled newts
Not Ed: Yes one would....
Not Ed: hehee
PrincipalPoop: what do expect from someone who eats toad in the hole and crumpets...
Elayne: Happy Independenc Day to my fellow US'ans, and Suck It to any English folk out there. :) :) :)
DJTweeny: haha Elayne
Elayne: (I love 4 July, it lets be tease Robin all day.)
Elayne: Next week, all!
||||||||| Elayne leaves to catch the 9:55 PM train to New York.
PrincipalPoop: have a 5th on the 4th...
Not Ed: catherwood give everyone a groat cluster
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a groat cluster.
NancyKat: E-LOL...
Ralph: at your cervix
PrincipalPoop: she left quick, bye E
Cat: Happy 4th, El
Not Ed: Whoosh she goes
PrincipalPoop: put your thumbs on your place
EWeston: I'm going to see a bunch of vintage racers this weekend. Buy a shirt or two, maybe a hat.
Not Ed: how many thumbs?
PrincipalPoop: cue the organist
EWeston: Pinch the organist
PrincipalPoop: stop singing you fuels
NancyKat: This hasn't happened to me since M!
PrincipalPoop: our rendezvous with destiny
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Ralph: didn't he just say that our forces participated in the ruthless invasion of Pearl Harbor
NancyKat: destiny is a floozy
EWeston: We'll sell them cars and cheap electronics
rebozoette: don't reach to far
PrincipalPoop: define floozy
rebozoette: its the oozy that flew
NancyKat: Hussy, Harlot-Lady of the evening...
NancyKat: Biggles...
PrincipalPoop: oh, a slut, ok
EWeston: Precoursers of the flying monkeys?
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Not Ed heads for the refrigerator.
NancyKat: Ice Cream follows Ed...
EWeston: The reffer sucker punched him from the shadows
Ralph: *tap tap* is this on
PrincipalPoop: look,, you close the door and the light stays on...
Cat: sound problmes
PrincipalPoop: i went deef
llanwydd: sorry I turned grey
NancyKat: Poop-You've never heard the word Floozy?
Ralph: hit play on the winamp
PrincipalPoop: reloaded
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “A PHIL AUSTIN STORY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
EWeston: A quart of Ole Bat Ears should fix that
PrincipalPoop: wb iillaann
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Cat: New one next week.
NancyKat: llan!
PrincipalPoop: expose? they were exposers?
DJTweeny: Most of us are turning grey, Llan ;)
Ralph: surrealism at it
Ralph: best
llanwydd: I cant get any volume
PrincipalPoop: i had to reload it
||||||||| 10:06 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Merlyn: Hey
PrincipalPoop: Hi M
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Austin’s Firesign Member Page >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin
Cat: Merl
EWeston: Good siderial day Merlyn
Cat: that was an odd transition
NancyKat: Hi, Merl!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Austin’s Wikipedia Page >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin
Not Ed: Hi Merl
DJTweeny: hmmmm, maybe a problem with the file, Cat?
DJTweeny: maybe you should send it to me again
Cat: i'll check it later, tween.
DJTweeny: I've had some disk integrity issues
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com
PrincipalPoop: you are scaring me tween, make lots of backups, now
DJTweeny: I have a copy of my library, PrincP
DJTweeny: need to make a 3rd one for off-site
PrincipalPoop: I am not just talking about porn...
Not Ed: https://philaustinblogofunknown.wordpress.com/
EWeston: I'll go lie down
DJTweeny: lol P
Cat: hjis blog was great
PrincipalPoop: the mention of pron sends you running huh?
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Cat: perfectly well adjusted, admitted austin, as if that were a crime
NancyKat: Poop-Prawns or Prongs?
PrincipalPoop: Fur
DJTweeny: sorry to disappoint P, but no pr0n collection here
EWeston: Under age welks across state lines
PrincipalPoop: none? I have plenty and willing to share, any particular interests?....
PrincipalPoop: ahh you have the net, you have no need for me lool
PrincipalPoop: the porcupine canneries of the east
EWeston: The hash canneries of BC
DJTweeny: porcupine beach nudes?
NancyKat: Fuelish poky-pines...
EWeston: Ever get sand in your quils? Ugh!
Cat: speaking of hash canneries, bergman smuggled some hash from afghanistan in cans of peas.
EWeston: A friend received a can of Hash from a friend in BC. As potent as any THC bearing substance I've ever tried
Not Ed: brrr
PrincipalPoop: aardvarks gone wild
Not Ed: blonde lebanese
EWeston: I don't want to know what they're flashing
Not Ed: good stuff Cat
Cat: this is from a radio show bergman did in i think 1980
EWeston: Nothing worse than a stiff porkypine
Cat: one of tghe many incarnations of radio free oz
PrincipalPoop: are porcupines salient
EWeston: Go they have flanks, What do they think of BBQ sause?
PrincipalPoop: ben hur and salient green
Cat: i think phil must have thought, at the end of his life, he'd had not such a bad life afterall
llanwydd: Ive never met a blonde lebanese
PrincipalPoop: oh that phil, I thought you were talking about one of the other phils
Cat: the other phil lives still
PrincipalPoop: nice chunks, as I recall
EWeston: All the Blond Lebanese are employed by the Deep Sate, and safely, out of site
llanwydd: deeps sate. I have to look that up
rebozoette: brain worms
EWeston: Next to semi circular settee
PrincipalPoop: stellaaaaaa
EWeston: She can get her own settee
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Ralph Spoil into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:30 PM, then departs.
EWeston: Ralphed again
Cat: Spoil
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph S
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Austin’s Firesign Member Page >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin
Ralph: hey, this towm's not big enough for..................
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Austin’s Wikipedia Page >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin
EWeston: A viaduct?
PrincipalPoop: FM and UHF and the tubes world tour
NancyKat: Kudzu...
rebozoette: rasp berry
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: The Four Housemen of Poloxie Texas
PrincipalPoop: Laurel and steve canyon
EWeston: Steve never sleeps
NancyKat: Mohegan Sun...
PrincipalPoop: I thought that was New York, or maybe Vegas?
NancyKat: Arapaho...
DJTweeny: EWeston: Steve never sleeps << Laurel has a squeeze box?
PrincipalPoop: I hit a floozy
llanwydd: I am really exhausted tonight. gotta gota bed.Nite everybody!
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
PrincipalPoop: ciao llan
EWeston: Maybe...Maybe it was the amphitmeans.
Cat: night, llan
||||||||| At 10:41 PM, llanwydd vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
EWeston: Nighters
PrincipalPoop: the caffienated beer things
EWeston: Perhaps it was his rusty nature coming through
PrincipalPoop: oh what is the name of his invisible friend? zippo? zappo? I forget
PrincipalPoop: zippy? pippy?
EWeston: Malaport
PrincipalPoop: not his real name, his nick name
EWeston: Zinther Malaport
rebozoette: its a trick with mirrors
PrincipalPoop: maybe they were talking about duckburg at the time
NancyKat: Guam Jahm...
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
PrincipalPoop: died miserable in 1980, gosh
EWeston: Sometimes you eat the narrative. Sometimes the narrative eats you
NancyKat: Racecars, lazers, areo-planes, it's a duck-blur...
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
PrincipalPoop: eat or be eaten, always
EWeston: Do they have my water pump?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
PrincipalPoop: Esther
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
NancyKat: Bertha...
Cat: this is from Hollywood Nightshift. I'll be using a bit from that show in one of my upcoming collages
NancyKat: Lack of knees?
EWeston: Catchy
PrincipalPoop: crotchy
EWeston: Nurse please
PrincipalPoop: no nurse, I told you to prick his boil...
DJTweeny: And next week will be our 4TH OF JULIE SHOW With Boom Dot Bust and a new collage from Cat :)
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
EWeston: I'll need my welders hood!
Cat: I hope y'
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
PrincipalPoop: dawning and yawning
Cat: y'all love lawyers
EWeston: I had a good one once
PrincipalPoop: solicitors?
DJTweeny: I really Jackson's Lawyers In Love alum
DJTweeny: *really like
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph Spoil - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
EWeston: Yah that's a fav of mine too tweeny
EWeston: We took the Navy to Federal Court, and won.
PrincipalPoop: yes thank cat and tween and all
NancyKat: That was awesome, Cat!
PrincipalPoop: wow EW
Merlyn: Tanks again Tween
NancyKat: Than ks, Tweeny! Nighnighall! *HUGGS*
Merlyn: And Cat
rebozoette: Cat DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween sunderhill Ralph thanks everybody fun and fun nite tweeny
EWeston: Good fir filled evening , Ank you
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
PrincipalPoop: thank you M lordy lordy
PrincipalPoop: smooch
||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves to catch the 10:57 PM train to Funfun Town.
NancyKat: nananananananananananananaan FIRESIGN!
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 10:59 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Cat: night all
||||||||| Cat leaves to catch the 10:59 PM train to Funfun Town.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| baboop - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| sunderhill - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Senator George Tirebiter III. - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
baboop
Cat
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Senator George Tirebiter III.

URL References:
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin
http://kurtericson.com/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.seemreal.com
www.seemrealland.blogspot.ca
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin
https://philaustinblogofunknown.wordpress.com/
https://www.leafly.com/sativa/jack-herer