||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 18, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "7:36 PM and late as usual, it's DJTweeny, just back from Billville." ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:23 PM, dragging NancyKat by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" NancyKat: Bat Chain Puller... NancyKat: That's Zobo to you, Catherwood... ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to NancyKat and says "Do you have something for me to do?" NancyKat: Well, there is not enough alcohol in my Dew... NancyKat: BTW-*HUGGS* to Tweeny ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi Nancy ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Wizardy Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' NancyKat: Ahh, the Moog-sooo underused and underappreciated... DJTweeny: many Minis NancyKat: I KNOW i've heard this somewhere...what is it from? DJTweeny: Rick Wakeman's "The Mythns and Legends of King Arthur" DJTweeny: *Myths NancyKat: AHHH< yes...I DID have a few RW albums back in the day... really only remember the lOTR one though-VERY trippy.... NancyKat: Hi, Rufus! DJTweeny: I have Six Wives on quad vinyl DJTweeny: This is Merlyn The Magician ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Captain Equinox into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:50 PM, then departs. Captain Equinox : Hiya, Kiddos! Captain Equinox : I love RW. DJTweeny: Hey Captain ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Captain Equinox in through the front door at 8:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. NancyKat: Capt.Eq.! Captain Equinox: Can't stay too long - a Dear Friend is in town - gonna meet for drinks. Captain Equinox: Hey, NK ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:55 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Vancouver." Captain Equinox: 6 Wives is great. DJTweeny: Hi cease DJTweeny: I went with Just Folks, Cat cease: Hi all cease: Good pick, Tween NancyKat: Hey, cease! LOL-Nik is looking at me weirdly as I paint my nails-day before a Con, and i'm SOOOO behind... ||||||||| EWeston enters at 8:56 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. Captain Equinox: Journey to the Center of the Earth has it's moments, but good god, some of the lyrics and vocals SUCK. cease: You'll miss my new collage, Cap DJTweeny: Hi EW NancyKat: EW! cease: Wasn't RW with the Nice? Captain Equinox: I'll stick as long as I can. DJTweeny: No, that was Keith Emerson Captain Equinox: I thought that was Emerson wih the Nice EWeston: More cloning going on? Hi Tweeny Nancycat cease and beyond that... ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'TimmMcCoy.com', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... DJTweeny: Hi Timm Captain Equinox: Slow fingera EWeston: Hey Timm TimmMcCoy.com:TWEENY! cease: Timmy NancyKat: Timmmmm. Captain Equinox: Howdy, Timm! cease: Ah, yes. Tween. TimmMcCoy.com: cease, NancyKat,Capn',EW cease: Well, Cap, Tween posts the collages after he plays them so no one ever needs miss any. cease: Tonight's will be my last for a while. I'm taking a hiatus, as they say in TV land. DJTweeny: a sabbatical? EWeston: Roger Dean flash back DJTweeny: yeah, this is Uriah Heep DJTweeny: and Dean did the album cover :) cease: Maybe have some new stuff by July. Too busy now to work on any collages. ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 18, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:00 PM and Merlyn sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. EWeston: Orchestral rock Merlyn: hey NancyKat: Happy Birthday, merlyn! cease: Hi birthday lad EWeston: Hey you DJTweeny: Happy Birthday, Merlyn :-) EWeston: Appy birfday Merlyn: I'm finally 20. I just don't use base 10 any more. DJTweeny: heheh cease: Are you older than Jack Benny? Merlyn: I was 1T yesterday cease: He never got older than 39. A kind of Portrait of Dorian Gray for radio. EWeston: Can you get that in granite? NancyKat: LOL-I just say i'm 21... Captain Equinox: *honk honk* ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Beet close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary. Beet: Evening all! cease: Beet EWeston: Suddenly a Beet Beet: Hi Cease, EW NancyKat: BEET! Beet: Greetings Miss Nancy ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! ** Currently playing: Brian Westley’s (Merlyn's) “PETE MOSS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PETE MOSS at http://www.westley.org/pm.html' DJTweeny: Hi Beet ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Beet: I am in a particularly good mood for Firesign related doings tonight. cease: DO has such a great announcer voice. Beet: Hi Doctor Tween. cease: You've come to right place, Beet DJTweeny: He does indeed cease: Tinted tits? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PETE MOSS” at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html EWeston: All the rage dontchano. cease: The Merl voice ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies PrincipalPoop in through the front door at 9:07 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi PrincP cease: Hi poop cease: Another Canadian joke Beet: Hi Poop EWeston: Our principals have arrived fish wrapped and sugar cured PrincipalPoop: Beet is in a good mood, I will fix his wagon... cease: This must have been hilarious to see live. DJTweeny: no doubt Merlyn: Who wrote this mess? NancyKat: POOP! PrincipalPoop: hi all Beet: With a fixed wagon, I'll be in a better mood, thanks. PrincipalPoop: so how old is he? older than dirt? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PETE MOSS” at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html EWeston: Need a wagon spotter? cease: Must be a messy mirror, Merl EWeston: Not a leak NNOOooo! PrincipalPoop: ok, i need a different metaphor. what color is your mood ring anyway? cease: Ah, scarred dope EWeston: Puce Merlyn: The script is here: http://www.westley.org/snd/pmsd.txt Beet: What is the color for just right. cease: Were you striking that blonde? EWeston: Octarene Beet: Beautiful PrincipalPoop: from yes virginia santa, ok I see what you did there Beet: One legged, circular motion ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." cease: Melinda does a great job at playing tough women. ||||||||| Pete Moss sneaks in around 9:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." EWeston: Next to a semicircular settee Pete Moss: My ears are burning! EWeston: Talented lady NancyKat: LOL. DJTweeny: Yo Pete NancyKat: A Rolling Stone gathers no Pete Moss? EWeston: Drop that moss! ||||||||| Outside, the 9:15 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Unka_Led coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. NancyKat: EW-Not there! over here! DJTweeny: Hi Unka NancyKat: Hi, unka. Pete Moss: My middle name is "Blue", by the way EWeston: UL long Timm no c cease: Led Beet: Hi Pete Captain Equinox: A Michael Flynn? NancyKat: Pete-Oy... Beet: Yo Unka Unka_Led: Coff...Coff! Greetings EWeston: Not quite the solution he expected ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Pete Moss: How can there be two Equinoxes? That's half a year! EWeston: Synchronosity, or bad drugs PrincipalPoop: grease the dick who is poking around in sensitive places, what is the rating on this? Unka_Led: A1Prime Cut,Poop. EWeston: All hands overboard PrincipalPoop: I;ll say DJTweeny: We're missing our rebozoette EWeston: She stole Santa's brain, or the kipper Pete Moss: Hey, I was pretty clever. Eel O'Brian, smoked kipper NancyKat: And how di i make my voice do this? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php EWeston: That kipper has a wife and kids DJTweeny: fleshly burned fresh? cease: Blue Jays pitcher just hit a home run. I don't think I've ever seen a Jays pitcher homer before. Unka_Led: Cunning linguists, indeed! ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:21 PM, dragging Johan Amadeus Myjetski by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" cease: Jam EWeston: Blackened I think they call it in certain circles DJTweeny: Hi JAM NancyKat: Jam! Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi cease! EWeston: Jammer! Beet: This one is a great show. Never heard it before. Beet: Hi JAM Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I'm just here for a second Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PETE MOSS” at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html EWeston: Well puncuated cease: not a third? DJTweeny: you can download it there ^^ Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A minor third, maybe... EWeston: Donky loading over there >>> cease: the german accent guy sounds a lot like einstein in the new series Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I have family biz to deal with tonight cease: Deal away! Beet: What series, cease? PrincipalPoop: once a week already jam? Unka_Led: Priorities, JAM! Priorities. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Lol, Poop! cease: its' called Genius. a ron howard project. it's on the nat geo channel. not bad EWeston: Endless argument starters are to be avoided Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Even 2 mins of FST has a healing effect Beet: Thanks. cease: true, jam. and this isnt even firesign. EWeston: Not insane fer shur Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Love & laughter to you all! And to all, a god night! EWeston: Take care meng NancyKat: It is not I who am Insane, it is I who am Mad! NIgh Nigh Jam! cease: by jam Beet: Have a good one, JAM. Nite cease: nice firesign quote, merl. Beet: lol EWeston: Ameba's are easy too Captain Equinox: DeGrading? Unka_Led: OUCH! Degrading. here we go... Captain Equinox: Hoo Boy! ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:30 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Captain Equinox: ash fault llanwydd: howdy howdy howdy dear frinds EWeston: Ni IIan cease: Llan Beet: Evening, Llan EWeston: Obsidian cracks NancyKat: IIan! DJTweeny: Hi Llan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PETE MOSS” at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html Captain Equinox: on the landing? Captain Equinox: Gotta go - keep 'em flying! EWeston: It aced the landing. Unfirtunatly the landing was made of wet clay EWeston: CE bye NancyKat: EW...lol... Pete Moss: see you E Q Beet: See ya later, Cap EWeston: coephient of friction around zero PrincipalPoop: makes me want to play the lottery lool EWeston: I never get the bridge right cease: By Cap cease: Have you done any more plays, Merl? cease: This was very funny. ||||||||| "9:39 PM? 9:39 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Snoot Jenkins should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Snoot Jenkins enters and sits at the bar. EWeston: Hexcellent Merly ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: HI Snoot. Merlyn: parts of some of the other Minicon openings NancyKat: Applaud! Awesome, Merl! cease: Most of the people in this were on my Red Shift play. EWeston: Disarmed I'm sure Snoot Jenkins: howdy seekers Beet: That was great Merlyn: thanks tween NancyKat: Hello, Snoot. ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NAOMI KLEIN KICKS ASS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' PrincipalPoop: That was excellent, not just a pretty face and technical wizard Beet: hi snoot Unka_Led: I really miss ensemble comedy in the clubs. Huge Duck's Breath fan. Beet: Yes, Happy Birthday. PrincipalPoop: hey snoot EWeston: I'm sure he brews a fine cup of T Merlyn: some other Shockwave/Minicon audio plays are here in http://www.romm.org/audio/ from Dave Romm (3M on Pete Moss) PrincipalPoop: he can cook too? marry me, kiss me you fool Unka_Led: Band those leaders! EWeston: Springtime has struck, hard Merlyn: Also interviews with Phil Proctor, Douglas Adams, Jon Pertwee, etc Unka_Led: Thanks, Merlyn Snoot Jenkins: Nice thanks! cease: Romm and David Price were on Red Shift, weren't they, Merl? cease: Not only my favourite Canadian journalist, but she has a great voice too. EWeston: Whether thou thou which witch hunter? PrincipalPoop: craven and seedy, attorneys-at-law cease:http://seemreal.com/aq/index.html Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ EWeston: Grasp firmly the last beenie weenie cease: speaking of ad busting.. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Naomi Klein & Trump >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Naoimi+Klien%2c+trump&view=detail&mid=73526303114E5FBCCCF773526303114E5FBCCCF7&FORM=VIRE cease: ralph williams is the original ralph spoilsport cease: my father's competitor in the san fernando vally, 60s-70s DJTweeny: can definitely see that Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com EWeston: Somehow his ads made it to SW Washington cease: i should source that profane ralph williams ad. from youtube. Unka_Led: 199991119999 Unka_Led: That's solid gold. PrincipalPoop: Agnes Morehead cease:https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-mozilla-001&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&p=ralph+williams+ad#id=2&vid=0f2cca4ad8ed8c44432124f479c6ca36&action=click EWeston: Not Steve Reeves then cease: he was ubiquitous NancyKat: Look at that Blue horse! PrincipalPoop: ubiquitious or ambidexterous? EWeston: Have bicep, will pose ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" EWeston: Bessy's been in the blue berry's again PrincipalPoop: What has happened to your nose? EWeston: Agnes Morehead DJTweeny: reminds me, I need to play Give Us A Break cease: Blueberry hill? cease: good idea, tween. PrincipalPoop: I found something there cease: sounds like a marijuana strain, rather than an old fats domino tune EWeston: Walkin down the road with a piston in my hand ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: S hot PrincipalPoop: stop that, this is a family chat EW EWeston: Blushes DJTweeny: lol Unka_Led: WHat is this from... Rasta Ford DJTweeny: a manson family chat, maybe EWeston: Procter and Bergman Give us a Break? PrincipalPoop: stay at the helter skelter shelter in the sharon tate suite EWeston: Bundychat mebbe cease: this is from the episode of power that isnt on power, only on bergman's digital diner show DJTweeny: Yeah EW, GUAB was re-released on CD a while back Beet: This is really good. EWeston: Gedda look at that heifer Clectus cease: this guys puppet works better as vid. this is a vid. PrincipalPoop: who said eat the rich? Unka_Led: No politician has ever been treated so badly, he said with surety... EWeston: NSA guy get with that special procescuter cease: the people of rome, poop PrincipalPoop: well, when in rome... EWeston: We are all Roman citizens PrincipalPoop: Some seem Greek Snoot Jenkins: Yet free to walk aming you Snoot Jenkins: drat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: look, there goes one now... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. EWeston: Followed by a feral pack of guppies Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com PrincipalPoop: Lend me your ears EWeston: What kind of interest are you offering Snoot Jenkins: WHat? Unka_Led: Don't hear, I can shout you. EWeston: I'd like a good cartilage return on my ear investment PrincipalPoop: idk, not even sure what I would if somebody lent them to me... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Naomi Klein & Trump >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Naoimi+Klien%2c+trump&view=detail&mid=73526303114E5FBCCCF773526303114E5FBCCCF7&FORM=VIRE PrincipalPoop: would you want more wax or less when returned? Snoot Jenkins: What? Unka_Led: thanks, tween DJTweeny: yw Unka EWeston: I'm will to be flexible on this. Put it in a latex baloon then PrincipalPoop: huh? ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" EWeston: ing ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" PrincipalPoop: I am allergic to latex, can I use sheep intestine? cease: Somewhere I have Phil proc talking aboubt being a young kid and marchng around his aparftment, sinigng this song to the entertainment of his parents. Snoot Jenkins: Ewe DJTweeny: You'll have to ask the sheep first, PrincP Beet: I can see him doing that. EWeston: As long as hazmat protocols are on line PrincipalPoop: so, we got that cleared up, when can you ship the ears? cease: Where is SpikeJones when you need him? PrincipalPoop: spttttz, right in the fuhers face cease:https://vimeo.com/4189528 EWeston: The riggers have to unship them first. Exiting your phone maybe 24 hours after that cease: near the very end of peter bergman's life, he seemed to like this song alot. PrincipalPoop: The deaf can have my ears, if they don't mind the size Snoot Jenkins: Throw my brain in a hurricane PrincipalPoop: no more calls, we have a winner EWeston: That brain was never meant to fly Beet: Fantastic! NancyKat:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNpPmiU7BBs PrincipalPoop: cat, that was all over the place there, cool, good jub Snoot Jenkins: It's the landing you gotta watch out for. NancyKat: Interesting-will check her out. cease: hope y'all benefitted from that. EWeston: Fun cat cease: i'm off to france soon and am spending all my time preparing for that. if i get ideas from that trip, you'll hear them here. Beet: Very entertaining, cease. ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLYN!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “JUST FOLKS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out JUST FOLKS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-rv' EWeston: There was a Goon Show bit were an airplane stopped in mid air because it had run out of gas PrincipalPoop: they rename things to confuse you, snails become escargots... NancyKat: Just checked the ACEN page-the TARDIS mock up is there...I should find my scarf and hat...lol... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “JUST FOLKS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln PrincipalPoop: butter is beurre. what sort of warped mind would do that? EWeston: Congratulate them on their election cat NancyKat: POOP_The same one that makes a VCR a magnetoscope... cease: that was just an extention of naomi's you tube piece. she asks us all to go forth and actively oppose this madness in a gently seductive voice. but her message is important. we should all do what we can. i make collages. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php PrincipalPoop: weewee means yes so weewee nancy Beet: Paris is my favorite city on earth. Snoot Jenkins: well played cease NancyKat: LOL...the spelling if off, but that's the pronunciation...(sorry, Franch is my second language) cease: I will EW. DJTweeny: Hi Snoot, missed you joining the chat PrincipalPoop: 2nd? how many do you have all together? cease: " if it weren't for the dope," is she referring to grass or heroin? PrincipalPoop: yeah, paris is ok, have you even tried Duluth? NancyKat: LOL...only 2...although I know weird phrases in a few languages... EWeston: One two, three...many Snoot Jenkins: Howdy DJ I offer you this laurel and hearty handshake cease: Beet, why is that? Some visual, culinary, romantic reasons? Beet: Haven't been to all of them. Amsterdam is cool. cease: Not as good as Tierra Del Fuego, poop NancyKat: Snoot- I C what U did there...I approve...lol. Unka_Led: Gotta go grab my headphones... Is this in binaural mono or glorious stereo? PrincipalPoop: we don't know where that hand has been but we can speculate.. Beet: Spent nine glorious days in Paris in 1972 EWeston: It is stereo cease: my 3rd trip to france but others were far in the past. Unka_Led: Oft soiled shore workers... Unka_Led: Thanks. EWeston: Off shoaled boiled workers cease: my wife and daughter went to paris in 1980. PrincipalPoop: I was in Paris in the spring even. and you are canadian so you speak francais aussi too cease: i think paris should be in everybody's past. cease: or in my case, future. Snoot Jenkins: and you're just now going to get them back? cease: my french is so poor anhyone i talk to will immediately switch to english, even if they speak no english. EWeston: Marinate in the culture. PrincipalPoop: what is with that 5 hanging off the bottom of c's anyway, just stop that lool EWeston: Caterpellers? NancyKat: cat-er-spellers PrincipalPoop: I think so, and the things floating over some vowels, voila le accent agoo EWeston: That's some heavy quantum uncertainty Beet: Circumflex NancyKat: Poop-What about Uumlauts and Carats? PrincipalPoop: do I have to warn you too beet about this being a family chat? PrincipalPoop: I don't beleive in them DJTweeny: This is on The Dr. Beanbag Show from DOMM Beet: I'll watch my language. Have you seen yours? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Not Ed inside, makes a note of the time (10:24 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Catherwood leads rebozoette inside, makes a note of the time (10:24 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Not Ed: Pork? NancyKat: Poop-Are there any peeps in here under 30 though? cease: Me? Spell? PrincipalPoop: hold it right there, oh yes, now squeeze him right there, NancyKat: Not Ed! rebozo! DJTweeny: Hi Ed, Rebo EWeston: Not Ed yow. cease: hey rebo, not rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat Not Ed PrincipalPoop rebozoette Snoot Jenkins Unka_Led Rufus_T_Firetweenbetter nevalatte Not Ed: Jelloooo ALL rebozoette: hows ya all EWeston: Robo gogo PrincipalPoop: not ed and rebozoette sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g Beet: Hi rebo! rebozoette: da dot da da dot dot dotta Not Ed: RTF, Unka, Snoot, reboz!, PPoop, NKat!, EW, cease, Beet & Tweeny! EWeston: Carn sarn it anyhu Not Ed: dee doo doo doo PrincipalPoop: dag nab it ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" rebozoette: smoochi muchi ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: Poor puppy, so sad Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “JUST FOLKS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln Not Ed: hoochie coochie EWeston: Inky dinky du Beet: dad blast it rebozoette: slip slidin PrincipalPoop: my dingaling, everybody sing, afk Snoot Jenkins: By the river wadda do da cease: there is such richness is this NancyKat: Froggy went a courtin'... ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: I'm pulling this crate off the road cease: this has never been funnier. rebozoette: dag gum it Unka_Led: Sack=a Waffles EWeston: Step away from the gum(s) NancyKat: EW-I came to chew bubblegum and kick ass... rebozoette: hong kong road ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Beet: Never hire a dog EWeston: Ah a professional then cease: hows it goin, rebo? EWeston: Always deal with their agents rebozoette: pret good 2 k to fix the pt looser cat lol NancyKat: EW-yup...Got my Kilt and panther shirt... rebozoette: I rented the canyonero haha PrincipalPoop: nancykat? EW? family chat.... back EWeston: A fearsome aspect to be sure cease: i almost understand that, rebo. scroll through log and discover your absence was noted with alarm. EWeston: Ah dad cease: i should know what that means. PrincipalPoop: it is gods way of ensuring the continuation of the human race... cease: i think this ossman bit will last as long as our languge lasts. EWeston: A precident for all, or most all, or... DJTweeny: They're pulling a bunch of this stuff from the radio shows rebozoette: my pup needed a nap in my lap cat Snoot Jenkins: is that hip hop? EWeston: Things those vets get up to DJTweeny: you have a nap cat for your pup? PrincipalPoop: make a pup tent Snoot Jenkins: now it's morning EWeston: A marsupial cat cease: leaves on our tree are glowing with sunset now. DJTweeny: nice, cease cease: i should be able to shoot this with my phone, then upload the image to this chat. just not there yet PrincipalPoop: must be an american iphone... cease: austins dream was to turn our chat into a radio show on the firesign channel. cease: with a visual component Beet: Anybody ever have a Dagwood sandwich? cease: i dont know this album nearly enough rebozoette: copy and paste it PrincipalPoop: did we go through this before? I wanted the voice of wallace beery for me.. or Peewee herman NancyKat: Beet-the one from Denny's? Beet: Do they have one? rebozoette: cease: i should be able to shoot this with my phone, then upload the image to this chat. just not there yet PrincipalPoop: must be an american iphone... cease: austins dream was to turn our chat into a radio show on the firesign channel. cease: with a visual component Beet: Anybody ever have a Dagwood sandwich? cease: i dont know this album nearly enough rebozoette: copy and paste it PrincipalPoop: did we go through this before? I wanted the voice of wallace beery for me.. or Peewee herman NancyKat: Beet-the one from Denny's? Beet: Do they have one? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" rebozoette: lol NancyKat: Beet-They used to-the Breakfast dagwood-it got renamed/retooled to the moons over My hammy. PrincipalPoop: sortarunsintogetherthereandhardtoreadandmakesenseof NancyKat: Beet-I believe it was ham, bacon, cheese, eggs and hashbrowns on a french roll. NancyKat: Oh-and sausage. EWeston: You can't have a family chat without I Beet: I agree.I may have to try one of those, Nancy. PrincipalPoop: sorta like a kitchen sink pizza cease: ok i was here before the beginning. elayne brought this chat into being in 95 but before was a game thing i didnt get into Beet: See, the "I agree" was for Poops run on sentence. EWeston: Euclid operator NancyKat: Beet-It's now a cheese, egg and ham sandwich on a roll. not as good. Of course, when they gentrified, everything went downhill, except the prices. The buffalo chicken sandwich is good. Poop-yup. rebozoette: da litter guy PrincipalPoop: moons over my hammy, I give up, you folks are incorrigible DJTweeny: certainly encouragable cease: why are we incorrigle, poop? Beet: I;m getting hungry NancyKat: Poop-LOL-that is literally the name of the sandwich! EWeston: That WAC got me off NancyKat: *Gives beet a playe of chicken tenders* Sorry, it's all I have... ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" cease: i think we all have our core of giblets PrincipalPoop: hungry and horny Beet: And the Word was HOT DOG! ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' NancyKat: MOAR SUGAR! Unka_Led: So glad I got my headphones.... NancyKat: *BUUUUURP!* PrincipalPoop: thanks already? no no no, we have some more minutes... PrincipalPoop: catherwood, give everyone a gimlet. ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a gimlet. PrincipalPoop: skulking and so on EWeston: The red hanky gave it away cease: i'm a white person who turned into a yellow person rebozoette: jump the chasm cease: no jaundice NancyKat: cease-strange i'm a white person who turned plaid... PrincipalPoop: plaid is almost checkerboard, kinda sorta EWeston: I'm outerspace pasty, but passing Gum bye al youse Unka_Led: WOO-HOO!! Good one. Beet: This was great. Nice seeing/hearing from everyone. Fabulous collage, Dr Cat. Enjoy France. Thanks as always Dr Tween. G'Nite. cease: thanks for playinhg them tween. rebozoette: well see yaBeet cease DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat PrincipalPoop its been PrincipalPoop: yes thanks tween and cease and M and all... DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Unka_Led: Thanks, Kurt PrincipalPoop: Did I bring you down beet? I tried to be a wet blanket, a downer... ||||||||| Unka_Led dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Unka_Led?! It's 10:53 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" PrincipalPoop: all that nonsense about family chat when things got interesting lool llanwydd: Thanks for everything, tween. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" PrincipalPoop: llan speaks, hi and bye ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" PrincipalPoop: night all NancyKat: Nighnigh, all! ||||||||| 10:55 PM -- PrincipalPoop left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). DJTweeny: Until last time, again... cease: off we fly ||||||||| cease is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:57 PM. llanwydd: good night ||||||||| llanwydd leaves at 10:57 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Merlyn: Thanks tween ||||||||| At 11:06 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Pete Moss: This is PETE MOSS, signing off! PETE MOSS, SPAAAAAAAAAAACE DETECTIIIIIIIIIIVE! ||||||||| At 11:06 PM, Pete Moss dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Snoot Jenkins - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
Captain Equinox
cease
DJTweeny
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
NancyKat
Not Ed
Pete Moss
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Snoot Jenkins
TimmMcCoy.com
Unka_Led
