||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 11, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| "6:13 PM? 6:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 7:13 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: Hey, Guys, I won't be with you tonight. NBA playoffs. Sorry. See you next week! ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DJTweeny: Hey Beet DJTweeny: a tad early ;) DJTweeny: ah, OK, just saw your post DJTweeny: will let the other guys know DJTweeny: enjoy the playoffs :) ||||||||| It's 7:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "7:57 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Texas." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| 8:37 PM: NancyKat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hey NancyKat NancyKat: I've been out of the closet for YEAAARS....lol...heylas, tweeny! DJTweeny: music in just a minute or so DJTweeny: haha NancyKat: No problemo...lol...just gettin' things set up. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Fightin' Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:43 PM and TimmMcCoy sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. TimmMcCoy: Catherwood a round for everybody! Hello Willing Slaves! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to TimmMcCoy and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" DJTweeny: Hey Timm :) Rufus_T_Firetween: nice grape you got there TimmMcCoy: Fine evening! DJTweeny: 'tis indeed TimmMcCoy: Hells yes, Utopia! DJTweeny: yep ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Unka_Led close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:53 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room. TimmMcCoy: The ORIGINAL Big Head Todd! DJTweeny: Hi Unka ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Captain Equinox in through the front door at 8:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi Captain Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos! ||||||||| Catherwood leads EWeston inside, makes a note of the time (8:54 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. TimmMcCoy: Greetings Capn' Captain Equinox: Russkie POW! DJTweeny: Hi EW ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:54 PM and cease steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Ready to play the game, Captain? DJTweeny: Hi cease EWeston: Greetings from earthquake swarm USA! cease: hey all Captain Equinox: Oops - gotta hit the stream first! TimmMcCoy: HOLA HOMBRES! DJTweeny: they be swarmin', EW? cease: are you in hanford, ew? NancyKat: ok, that's better...i couldn't type there for a while cease: but you can now DJTweeny: typing is not PC EWeston: Couple small ones about two miles away. One snuck off to a little south of David's house Captain Equinox: Phew - the lights went out and it was everywhere! ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! cease: is this starship? DJTweeny: Kanter/Slick NancyKat: Ahhh, I figgered from the phrase "Fightin' Music" it'd be Clowns...I didn't check the page first before heading over like usual. DJTweeny: title track from the album Sunfighter Unka_Led: Greetings, Earthlings! EWeston: No Cease that incident with the tunnel was on the otherside of the Cascades from me DJTweeny: Greetings :) DJTweeny: the other side of the Cascades is good EWeston: UL how's it hangin. cease: sounded like a scene from Billy the Mt, where all the nerve gas is rfeleased all over la NancyKat: cease, Ew-HiHi...'ello Unka EWeston: The things in the tunnel used to carry fuel cells on rails. Thoughly contaminated inside, but unlikely to leak, as they are dry inside. DJTweeny: good deal ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'rebozoette', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 11, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" EWeston: Mz Ette cease: hi rebo DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette NancyKat: Hi, rebozo Captain Equinox: P'nisnose! rebozoette: Captain Equinox cease DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat rebozoette TimmMcCoy Unka_Led Rufus_T_Firetween hello all rebozoette: howaa bye yas ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:01 PM, dragging Johan Amadeus Myjetski by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" EWeston: JAM's on! rebozoette: hi jam ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" rebozoette: big boomers here Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I walk again by night! DJTweeny: Hi Johan TimmMcCoy: Boomers...like all of us! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi E, rebozoette! & DJT, cease! good to see everyone rebozoette: how much boom in yas Captain Equinox: *honk honk*! ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'PrincipalPoop', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:04 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... cease: nearing completion of new collage. hope y'all like Naomi Klein. EWeston: I've been snacking on nitrocellulos chips with no open flames allowed cease: hi poop PrincipalPoop: the 80s were not that bad, gosh lol EWeston: Poopie ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “FIGHTING CLOWNS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out FIGHTING CLOWNS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-rv' PrincipalPoop: hey all DJTweeny: Hi PrincP ||||||||| "9:05 PM? 9:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Not Ed should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Not Ed enters and sits on the divan. NancyKat: Hi, poop! rebozoette: yeah cease: Not PrincipalPoop: ed, oops not ed EWeston: Suddenly the tribal Ed is gone Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Cap't., NancyK, Timm, Inka! Did I miss anybody? Hey Poop! DJTweeny: Hi Not Ed Not Ed: Pork? Captain Equinox: All must go to WAR! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Unka, not inca Not Ed: Great track choice Tweeny PrincipalPoop: all will go to war ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Not Ed: Helloooo all DJTweeny: :-) NancyKat: Jam! TimmMcCoy: Timely choice! EWeston: All for the cause because DJTweeny: indeed, Timm Not Ed: Fighting is out of style, really it is PrincipalPoop: no more camaros?
Not Ed assumes a non-threatening stance Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the war room!~ ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “FIGHTING CLOWNS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln Captain Equinox: The president is ONE of us! PrincipalPoop: who was the senator with a wide stance? EWeston: A local tv show once had a punk, sorta band called Camero. But Boeng started to hire again so they quit Not Ed: Sen. Wide Pants McDuff DJTweeny: lol Captain Equinox: By "US", I meant billionaires. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: wide stance or wise dance? I get confused... rebozoette: pickle pops DJTweeny: Tip O'Neill had a rather wide girth PrincipalPoop: the senator got arrested in an airport bathroom ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html PrincipalPoop: not on a bus EWeston: Do you promise to covet property plurality, surety security and not hurt tha state. Say what! PrincipalPoop: I went deef Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Fill-A-Buttering, was he, Poop? EWeston: That's trendy rebozoette: sounds like no sound Johan Amadeus Myjetski: fill-a-bustering PrincipalPoop: my input cannot be opened, as I well knew EWeston: Heat death of the nugieverse Rufus_T_Firetween: lol EW Captain Equinox: I just lost audio too. Rufus_T_Firetween: @ say what! PrincipalPoop: that was so funny that I forgot to laugh Captain Equinox: What did you say? NancyKat: Meep!? PrincipalPoop: huh? Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, damn new computer crashed Johan Amadeus Myjetski: audio doing the old in & out EWeston: Ampere Watt! Were was secreted the Sacred OmhwattAmp Unka_Led: What are the launch codes, kids? Rufus_T_Firetween: rebooting Captain Equinox: Mine's all OUT. PrincipalPoop: there is no sound, unless you are playing the sound of silence Captain Equinox: Returned for Re Grooving TimmMcCoy: Hey audio is gone...says error TimmMcCoy: Says "File Not Found" EWeston: There in the back of the decoding book, right? ||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:13 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I keep having to recheck the 'play' button Merlyn: Hey PrincipalPoop: just like the old days, chat before radio cease: hi merl Captain Equinox: We're back! Rufus_T_Firetween: 128k stream back up cease: the bad old days ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" TimmMcCoy: THERE IT IS! rebozoette: I brought the signs PrincipalPoop: hello M EWeston: Merly TimmMcCoy: ALL SOUNDS GOOD PrincipalPoop: it is a miracle, I can hear again Captain Equinox: Nuculer war! cease: ah, nuclear war EWeston: Come back when you can't here again Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Merlyn! Captain Equinox: Real new, C? Rufus_T_Firetween: 16k stream back up Johan Amadeus Myjetski: now audio looping ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Captain Equinox: real nu, c? TimmMcCoy: Just like Nixon tapes....audio missing (EXPLITIVE DELETED) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: back to 16k Captain Equinox: arf arf Well Blow me DOWN! PrincipalPoop: looping or loping right along ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mr. Motion close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:15 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary. cease: hi motion Mr. Motion: Braaa Motion is here, people have no fear! PrincipalPoop: I 2nd that mister motion TimmMcCoy: Catherwood, Morphine Cocktails all around! ||||||||| Catherwood ignores TimmMcCoy cease: speaking of signs, we had a political sign on our front yard for the just completed election. DJTweeny: Hi Mr. Motion Mr. Motion: G'day Ya'll! EWeston: Mr.Motion step away from the bicycle cease: our candidate won, but her party barely lost. the wicked witch of the west is still premier of our province Mr. Motion: Indeed you will! Captain Equinox: poached. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mr. Moto Rufus_T_Firetween: evenin' Merlyn Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well put, cease! TimmMcCoy: Rocky Roco Moto Million Dollar Movie Classic Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “FIGHTING CLOWNS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln EWeston: Not to be torturing me! cease:http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/what-comes-next-a-primer-on-how-the-bc-election-will-be-decided/ar-BBAYwxC ||||||||| Mr. Motion leaves to catch the 9:18 PM train to Port Huron. Not Ed: back Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I remember 444 days of hostages! Not Ed: mostly Not Ed: I remember mama cease: you really are in motion Captain Equinox: Remember the MAINE! PrincipalPoop: i love ray guuun rebozoette: where did I go Johan Amadeus Myjetski: con moto, in musical terminology Unka_Led: Solid Gold! Great show. Captain Equinox: ...and the ALAMO! Not Ed: reagan was evil DJTweeny: Reagan has the best acting gig of his career ;) Captain Equinox: Ronnie the Sleeping Turd couldn't remember squat. EWeston: I remember a coworker expressing satisfaction that we could be proud of ourselves again when Reagan became prez PrincipalPoop: solid gold, yes but I was thinking of Soul train Captain Equinox: Good one, Tween! ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." DJTweeny: What RayGun said in public was very different than what was going on behind the scenes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He got the Iranians to hold the hostages for a few extra days, until he was in augurated Not Ed: soul power DJTweeny: I've heard that JAM Captain Equinox: Can you bring me more jellybeans, Mother? DJTweeny: haha TimmMcCoy: Mommy Mommy....well...uh...well. PrincipalPoop: Just say no EWeston: The advance of worker benifits and wages since WW2 met Reagan, and died Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Coming, Mother! (i'm so good with the help....) TimmMcCoy: Just Do Blow! rebozoette: try or fry Not Ed: NO Captain Equinox: *sniff snort*! Not Ed: STOP THE MACHINE PrincipalPoop: thanks Captain Equinox: Rage against the machine rebozoette: thanks for all those fish cease: i used hey reagan in my fish collage last week TimmMcCoy: Just do grass until your muscles come back. Not Ed: THE PHEASANTS ARE REMOLTING PrincipalPoop: what fish, what are you talking about? Not Ed: sorry Not Ed: burp NancyKat: Achmed the dead terrorist.... EWeston: The assistent attorney general convinced me that you should have them PrincipalPoop: no shout I can't hear you Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com rebozoette: the grunion runion Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I am not a pheasantt plucker, I am a pheasant plucker's mate. DJTweeny: Juff Dunham is hilarious, NancyKat EWeston: I refuse to count the elevator boy. He can have an Earldom and like it PrincipalPoop: she slits sheets, she's a sheet slitter. Unka_Led: Henry Winkler - Private Reserve Not Ed: I appreciate the distinction, JAM TimmMcCoy: Jeff-fa-fa...Dunham...DOT COM! PrincipalPoop: afghanistan Captain Equinox: Save us from Babylon! NancyKat:Tweeny-I agree. Got an Achmed throw blanket...i didn't even know they made those! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Say it fast five time, NotEd Not Ed: What is reality? NancyKat: Timm-YES! Unka_Led: Swiss Wrist Watches Captain Equinox: Blanket of afghan? EWeston: oh oh back to the music. Captain Equinox: *or* ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (9:26 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Not Ed lives in a cartoon. Elayne: Evenin' all! Not Ed: Hi Eeeeee EWeston: Miz E PrincipalPoop: Hi E DJTweeny: Hi Elayne Captain Equinox: Howdy, Ma'am. Not Ed: skunk baxter on guitar NancyKat: CapEq-All those Afghani blanket refugees... cease: Hey El cease: sounds skunky Elayne: Can't stay long (as usual), or I'll freeze. They've been working on the gas lines so apparently the landlord turned off the hot water yesterday and didn't turn it on for over 24 hours. Not Ed: oh yes cease Elayne: I took a very lukewarm shower when I really needed a hot one. PrincipalPoop: brrrr Not Ed: uh oh E Captain Equinox: hehe! cease: keep warm, el
Not Ed shivers. Captain Equinox: My Gram used to knit them. NancyKat: Damn, E. Elayne: I practically ran from the bathroom into the bedroom, where Robin had put on the space heater. NancyKat: CapEq-mine too... PrincipalPoop: he could get a burn doing that Elayne: Because I couldn't shower last night, my muscles never loosened properly and I had major mobility problems today. rebozoette: hi e Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com PrincipalPoop: move to vermont next year ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Not Ed: oh yes new Planet Procmer TimmMcCoy: The problem with having a radiator in a bathroom, is accidentally backing into it when you step out of the tub. DJTweeny: that sux, Elayne : NancyKat: Don't lewd the dragon... cease: i see he's going to vienna, a city i'd like to visit rebozoette: whoose toes Not Ed: doobie bros reference Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Wild Bill Hiccup, Buffalo Billious, & Just Plain Bill (a 3 Stooges routine) Captain Equinox: Don't fear the reaper. TimmMcCoy: Vienna...I like their sausages. cease: my father's mother was from there. Captain Equinox: Duck, Dodge and Hyde! EWeston: More pork? Not Ed: Beat the reaper Elayne: Timm, we have a radiator but our heat isn't turned on any more, it's mid-May. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I know that routine by heart! TimmMcCoy: Catherwood, more pork cocktails. ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside TimmMcCoy and mumbles "Something I can help with?" PrincipalPoop: how do you make antifreeze? hide her woolen nightie cease: i like klimt, but not much else in the way of austrian art than i can think of Elayne: Ordinarily I wouldn't be cold, but lukewarm showers can give one a chill. Not Ed: that's so funny I forgot to laugh Not Ed: rap? ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" PrincipalPoop: oh you said klimt, nevermind TimmMcCoy: Elayne: I'm in Minnesota. Captain Equinox: Timm's from Minnesota. Do you EVER turn off the Heat complely? EWeston: The did some nice art deco work Not Ed: rap rock? Not Ed: fuzz rap? TimmMcCoy: Heat still on stand by here until July DJTweeny: Violent Juvenile Freaks is the name of the cut cease: i have the heater on in this room, and its mid mayh Johan Amadeus Myjetski: plastic sandals and a poncho from Sears... Not Ed: Ahh I'd forgotten Tween tx Captain Equinox: Here in Evanston, there's always some fires=wood ready to go. EWeston: Got a new heating system in March. Its been good Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw NancyKat: It's in the 50's here. been rainy as hell for a few weeks as well. Not Ed: Foxy rap? PrincipalPoop: Roxy fap EWeston: badger rap mostly TimmMcCoy: That's Trumps code name "Agent Orange" Not Ed: Eww PrincipalPoop: Larry Craig, that was his name lool EWeston: He's what happened to the goat Not Ed: backpakistan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, that name matches his toxicity cease: i did a collage about goats a few monthes ago TimmMcCoy: Goat went to jail for foot tapping under a stall in the mens room. Elayne: So, any silly sites to recommend besides whitehouse.giv? cease: phil proctor sharing a girl friend and drugs with mick jagger doing the goats head soup album EWeston: Bad lip reading has been good Not Ed: can you say superheated plasma vapor and ash? TimmMcCoy: Thats all true, cease! Elayne: Great idea, EWeston, let me check out their YouTube channel... EWeston: Not without a little warm up first TimmMcCoy: Im doing Medical Vapor right now! :) Not Ed: I'll bet you are! PrincipalPoop: I have not web surfed in a long time, but I will keep an eye open... TimmMcCoy: Spot on, Not Ed! DJTweeny: is that the new name for it, Timm? Elayne: Alas EWeston, they haven't put anything new up in 3 months. Captain Equinox:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3nLLI-CilM TimmMcCoy: Thats the name in this state. Medical Cannabis is AWESOME! DJTweeny: "Officer it's, er, medical vapor." Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone some road apple red blunts ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone some road apple red blunts. cease: is this skunk again? TimmMcCoy: I even carry a licence for it too. EWeston: There's a site that has some goon show bits Bloodnok something or other DJTweeny: he's on the album, cease DJTweeny: may say which tracks in the liner notes Not Ed: dunno on this one for sure cease but it sounds like it - machine gun spped TimmMcCoy: And I'm not Ed! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Not Ed: speed Not Ed: And I'm Not Timm Not Ed: Great choice Tween TimmMcCoy: LOVE THAT SONG! TimmMcCoy: LOL! cease: a lonmg time ago, i saw a concert with john mclaughlin and jean-luc ponty competing to see who could play the fastest PrincipalPoop: gleaned? somebody has been gleaning rebozoette: retaliate reinflate Unka_Led: Excellent. So looking forward to this. Captain Equinox: where do you go? Not Ed: fun ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: There's a site that has some goon show bits Bloodnok something or other Not Ed: instigate! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “DEAR FRIENDS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv'
Not Ed shifts. EWeston: A Goon show site http://www.bhamcomfest.co.uk/goons/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm feeling towed away... PrincipalPoop: by order of pd Captain Equinox: Philip, called Punter. Not Ed: Cool EW PrincipalPoop: outcast woman, living a life apart TimmMcCoy: If aomeone says "I can't wait until this thing happens". You only have one choice and that is to wait. Sad. Very sad. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" NancyKat: Poop-Where does your story begin? PrincipalPoop: candles Not Ed: milk and cookies for Jesus PrincipalPoop: turtles, it is turtles all the way down cease: can don'ts EWeston: And all that were near it grew sad, or corn depending upon their want Not Ed: can don'ts? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, Poop! Not Ed: that's hard to do cease rebozoette: hindsight insight
Not Ed can don't sell the candles. TimmMcCoy: Check out my interview in Hollywood with Phil Proctor & Jamie Alcroft, "Bumming With The Boomers" https://youtu.be/1p7olHlDsI4 Not Ed: trippy PrincipalPoop: do bees and don't bees DJTweeny: cool, Timm :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You youngsters just don't know how not to sell candles... cease: dooby dooby dooby brothers Not Ed: thumbs up Timm EWeston: Thanks Frank PrincipalPoop: Pull the curtain Fred. Not Ed: a salt-filled pancake yes yes! TimmMcCoy: Thanks. It's a 3 parter, so grab your popcorn. EWeston: Look at this steaming heap! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This sounds like my country, now!
Not Ed has a semirevelatory moment. rebozoette: express that impression Not Ed: that's Jubilee Not Ed: what? PrincipalPoop: epiphany and epiphafoot ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! TimmMcCoy: Gonna hit the cannabis again, so another Bowl Movement. Not Ed: funny bit rebozoette: a billiation for the jubbees NancyKat: We're all idiots here... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DEAR FRIENDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln EWeston: epiprobe, the unkindest prod of all Not Ed: bozos cease: i love corn even when it isnt gold but have a kind of allergy to popcorn. can't be in theatres because of all tghe popcorn consumed there. NancyKat: Not Ed- Zobos. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Not Ed: the could have hung the Armenian in effigy, but no... TimmMcCoy: Get your Red Noses for Red Nose Day: Do it for the Bozo in you! https://www.rednoseday.com/ NancyKat: cease-I like Tacos as well. Not Ed: they Captain Equinox: Frosty! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Chinchillas are a-coming! NancyKat: Timm-got my nose a few years back! PrincipalPoop: I like tacos too, oh you mean food, well, so do I. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:50 PM, dragging Elmer Ho by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" Not Ed: Elmer EWeston: I like my Armenian out of paper machie, an fulla candy cease: Ho Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Elmer! Elmer Ho: hello Dear Friends EWeston: EH? PrincipalPoop: hahaha elmer
Not Ed used to hunt taco birds (in a former life). TimmMcCoy: Cant go through life with a red nose & a rubber chicken TimmMcCoy: thats WITHOUT a red nose & rubber chicken Not Ed: well that's for true, TMC Not Ed: haha PrincipalPoop: how much is an Armenian suit nowadays? EWeston: Near the rubber goods and spiders at the local unlocal mart. Elmer Ho: I always liked this albom Elmer Ho: errrm.... albumen Elmer Ho: uhh... el blammo... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: de yolk's on who? Not Ed: it would be great on television TimmMcCoy: How much for an Armenian suit? Depends on what the charges were. EWeston: Sign of the incontent Rebus! Not Ed: I love bears at a distance PrincipalPoop: abdomen ottoman frogman zip TimmMcCoy: Just bear down. PrincipalPoop: more than one is an armani right Not Ed: well put PPoop Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Elmer Ho: love the way PA yells "unbearable!" in the background Not Ed: flying prairie bears, look out! Not Ed: whoosh EWeston: And driving them on is, a, tooky tooky bird cease: lots of bears in north van PrincipalPoop: deputy dan is nobodies friend
Not Ed lost the puncture pencil. ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: the library gave us a bear proof garbage can. Elmer Ho: years ago I dressed as Castro for a costume party and recited lines from this while pointing at the air with a cigar cease: but everybody's fiend. Not Ed: deputy dan is misunderstood Elmer Ho: does anyone have a copy of the original coloring book? EWeston: Deputy Dan is the next FBI chief cease: likely, ew PrincipalPoop: it was colored and so politically incorrect now Johan Amadeus Myjetski: deport trump to russia EWeston: Back to the true homeland of southern Russia Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They've bought him, we should deliver... EWeston: With a no return policy Unka_Led: Okay, Mayor ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Captain Equinox: Got to go - keep 'em flying! cease: when i was in 7th grade, i wanted to do a report on china in geography class but was denied cuz it was a commy country. this was at the time of the cuban missile crisis. PrincipalPoop: aye aye cappy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Capt! EWeston: Look out for that fruit Bat! cease: by cap Elmer Ho: nitey nite cap ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: When I was in 7th grade, i did a report on Russia (USSR), and I ordered some phamplets from the Russian embassy. When they arrived, they'd every one been opened & rifled. DJTweeny: have a great week Captain TimmMcCoy: LICK A BOOT! PrincipalPoop: don't break that station PrincipalPoop: break wind instea ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" PrincipalPoop: d Elmer Ho: got mine EWeston: You can't beat a concrete lampost Elmer Ho: the synced video from the Dear Friends sessions is really nead cease: ive aleady used some it of it my collages Not Ed: that's too true EW Elmer Ho: neat... damn, I can't speel tonight Unka_Led: Oh, it's streaming Not Ed: I didn't go to collage Not Ed: Hi Unka Unka_Led: Howdy! Huge fan , first time attender. EWeston: They do not bruise easily Not Ed: gad, it's streaming all over the place Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Unka! Welcome! DJTweeny: Welcome to our little soireé, Unka :) cease: hi unka EWeston: Louie's wipe out pumice hamburgers? PrincipalPoop: wet play Not Ed: lol EW Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mmm... makes me hungry, E! Unka_Led: Thanks, man. I just turned 60 and this is the soundtrack of my HS years Not Ed: moist capers Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DEAR FRIENDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln PrincipalPoop: eat them wipe them off and eat them again cease: louie 16's wipe out pummice guilotines Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love these TV Guide episodes EWeston: Yah I'm about to commit chile over the next few days DJTweeny: Well Unka, we do this every week, so please do keep joining us... Not Ed: lol cease chop chop cease: me too, unka. i was in 11th grade when a friend turned me on to a radio show called Radio Free Oz.
Not Ed is doing it right now! cease: every thursday since 1995 PrincipalPoop: hey kiddo, are you holding? Not Ed: wow that's amazing cease Not Ed: Usenet? EWeston: Ah, natch kiddo DJTweeny: Unka, did you see one of the facebook ads for the chat? Unka_Led: With friends like that.... cease: some primitive internet thingie elayne set up. Not Ed: the nacho kid Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Unka_Led: Little Chromium Switch page. Not Ed: oh wow---yesss I seem to recall that sort of now that you mention it ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Unka_Led: Thnks, Tweeny EWeston: Just picked up some gorilla glue today, a commercial brand Not Ed: firesign deep loremasters here Elmer Ho: what, is your gorilla broken? Not Ed: excellent EW Not Ed: I like it cease: evolved from her Falafal zine. rebozoette: scream screens Elmer Ho: just looked at the clock -- gotta scram EWeston: No but he needs to be humanely rebranded Not Ed: k Elmer be well cease: by ho Elmer Ho: keep up the good work ||||||||| At 10:08 PM, Elmer Ho scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Not Ed: humanely regrooved EWeston: Bye bye Elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Elmer! Not Ed: it is the nourishment interval Not Ed: must go chow Not Ed: back in a bit EWeston: Some nice infused dark chocolate also Unka_Led: Take him away.... Everytime w the FEMA Camp stories Johan Amadeus Myjetski: in a bit after a byte? EWeston: 10 mg per piece, per law. cease: i was bitten by a chincilla. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php EWeston: I got beat up by a goose, on the job cease: my uncle was raising chinchillas in lodi in the mid 50s NancyKat: he's a clean old...wuzzzoozle... cease: goosewrestler? EWeston: Got a bit to close to a nest cease: wrangler? cease: whisperer? rebozoette: mongossey EWeston: No all part of the federal shipyard envirenment. The parents would march their kids up and power the roads in the shipyard every year EWeston: down not powder NancyKat: fershnicket chinchilla cease: i see....you are...a sailor Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the left is the sun, the right one is the moon.... EWeston: Yaz, in admiral Z's navy, but never set foot on a naval ship till I joined the DoD cease: you aint got no friends on your left Johan Amadeus Myjetski: you're right! EWeston: I was weird with a beard in the navy though cease: our right wing govt has just gotten a lot more precarious. i wish i could say the same with yours EWeston: Don's precarious to his own orange self PrincipalPoop: ick neck correcto cease: my cousin used to live next to a naval base in the middle of the desert. i never did understand that. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: pernicious, we've got that in our right wind gov't... EWeston: There's a sub base in Northern Idahoe DJTweeny: How's the MJ legalization bill look, Cat? cease: supposed to take effect next year. DJTweeny: that's a bit of a head-scratcher, EW EWeston: I did some schooling in a navel base outside of Memphis Tenn DJTweeny: so it's passed, cease? PrincipalPoop: Meridian? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yeah, E, that used to be the main Naval aviation training base cease: no real opposition to it. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" PrincipalPoop: wrong state, forget that ahhh ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: It's for experimental work, still active. From WW2 times cease: the right salivates on tax revenue it will provide and if it opposed, it would go the way of the dodo with young voters. cease: i played this on the national radio of japan in 75 cease: the government's weekly english lesson, called English Hour featuring Me. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: but I was cold and made them sleep outside... cease: maybe tween will play it. cease: vegas valley? DJTweeny: is that the NHK interview you sent me, Cat? PrincipalPoop: yes add a little class please cease: yes cease: the biggest audience i ever had. everyone in school was required to listen to me playh firesign. DJTweeny: needs some processing DJTweeny: will make a note to play with it and see what I can do cease: now much enlish you can learn from firesign is debateable PrincipalPoop: is it cheesy? needs processing? or meaty? cease: how much EWeston: Gives a strange, if accurate view of Usumms cease: i had a lot more luck showing chapin silents in class and getting the students to provide dialogue DJTweeny: That would be like learning Spanish from the Deputy Dan bit lol cease: make it c note and i'll take the case Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, cease! EWeston: Full contact teacher parent meetings? PrincipalPoop: honey sanchez Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My Dad always saw to it I was persecuted to the full extent of the law... EWeston: Micky Mulki he was with the aristocats PrincipalPoop: or the sophisticates rebozoette: swiss miss bow to your partner EWeston: No don't hit him with your bow PrincipalPoop: skip to the loo my darling EWeston: The full badder dance. and old favorite rebozoette: haha EWeston: Dose not play well with others, or bladders PrincipalPoop: tell em necessity sent you cease: blackadder is funnier than black ladder Unka_Led: The Aristocrats! LOL! EWeston: We are all staff to the aristocats PrincipalPoop: who has the cold nose among us? EWeston: Its run off cease: have any of you read the Gogol story The Nose? PrincipalPoop: the idiot fund for brick breakers rebozoette: cigars cigarettes tiparillo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Tip O'Neill? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: O'Neill-o? PrincipalPoop: are you from ipanana? ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: I just read The wrath of Betty PrincipalPoop: ipanema Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, I'm from Ipicack EWeston: Smelly beast! PrincipalPoop: nauseousness PrincipalPoop: What was betty wrathful about? EWeston: Captain Hadrian Sawbuck and the starship The Willfull Child PrincipalPoop: is it realistic? EWeston: It's volume two of a romp through trek space and other TV SF memes EWeston: Volue one featured a cyborg AI chicken cease: too bad merl only appears here tangentially. he was a big part of mark time cease: when i was on radio in vancouver in 72, firesign was banned from many stations because of the "urinating" line cease: this is while Nixon was swearing evrytime the microphone was turned on. EWeston: Don is giving us all flashnacks from those times PrincipalPoop: expletive unintelligible rebozoette: knock him in PrincipalPoop: walter? EWeston: We're fine! PrincipalPoop: Roger Able Baker EWeston: Roger can you get me? Not Ed: Hish hash EWeston: Shiva hash PrincipalPoop: right at this moment having a deja vu, me too cease: hashless, alas Not Ed: where where? EWeston: So's the NSA guy Not Ed: in the virtual woodpile PrincipalPoop: or NSA girl or NSA AI cease: ew, speaking of nsa guys, you know spaulding gray's swimmimngto cambodia monolgue aobvut the missile guys and the blue flake coke? EWeston: That would br torture of an AI Not Ed: NSA people don't have sex they like to watch cease: the peoploe in charge of america's missiles stoned constantly on blue flake coke? NancyKat: Or the NSA agent at YOUR back door! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: i have heard it, cease Not Ed: baby blue Not Ed: blue bombers PrincipalPoop: beezerko EWeston: Don's not sure his org exists. Which might be a safe thing for them Unka_Led: Thanks for the mammaries. Gogotta cease: at his best, spaulding was as good as firesign. Not Ed: k Unka be good Unka_Led: Gotta go... See you next time PrincipalPoop: inka dinka unka led ||||||||| Around 10:54 PM, Unka_Led walks off into the sunset... EWeston: buh by Unka cease: i saw him twice in vancouverf and he was the best theatre expericnes i've had, and there haved been many cease: by unka Not Ed: Mr. frent frands EWeston: Don't forgat to cross your Frans Not Ed: Plot? PrincipalPoop: Ploy? EWeston: Phlot rather Not Ed: I think so and it's working PrincipalPoop: Portnoys complaint ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Not Ed: hey all I must, I really must dash EWeston: The gumboats have come for me and I must flea Gbye all youse rebozoette: cease EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat Not Ed PrincipalPoop rebozoette DJTweeny night my mobius ramblers till we meet again on the funway ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" cease: dash away PrincipalPoop: ta ta for na na ed Not Ed: stay groovy and be sure to do things I would do, like grass Not Ed: waves Not Ed: positive waves PrincipalPoop: far out cease: will have new collage next week Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nite all!@ Love, love, love to all! NancyKat: Coo, cease! nigh Nigh all! fangs! PrincipalPoop: night all, and yes thanks all, including that guy ahh tweeny PrincipalPoop: hugs and smooches mmmmm ||||||||| cease departs at 10:59 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... ||||||||| PrincipalPoop scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's PrincipalPoop?! It's 11:00 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 11:11 PM train to Billville. ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Merlyn
Mr. Motion
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy
Unka_Led
