||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 04, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Outside, the 7:08 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Fishy Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood leads geostrofy77 into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:39 PM, then departs. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:40 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... DJTweeny: Hi geo geostrofy77: Howdy there DJ ||||||||| Outside, the 8:43 PM crosstown bus from Florida pulls away, leaving Clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi Clem DJTweeny: Show starts in 15 minutes DJTweeny: Warm-up music on now ||||||||| Catherwood leads NancyKat into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:49 PM, then departs. NancyKat: EEP! DJTweeny: Hi NancyKat geostrofy77: Decent fishy music going here DJTweeny: I do my best :) NancyKat: Hi, uhClem, Tweeny, Rufus and geo. DJTweeny: in honor of Cat's new collage "A Pisces, Working For Scale" ;) NancyKat: Happy 4th, everyone... DJTweeny: same to you :) DJTweeny: another Thursday, another chat... ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Clem - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Johan Amadeus Myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Seej1982 gets out at 8:57 PM. Seej1982: evening all ||||||||| Catherwood enters with rebozoette close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:58 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening, all! How goes it? Me? I'm trailing clouds of glory... rebozoette:DJTweeny geostrofy77 Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat rebozoette Seej1982 hi good evenin and thanks tweeny rebozoette: its a good night for a good night ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from Firesign’s DEAR FRIENDS album “The T.B. Guide” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv' Seej1982: you said hello to yourself, lol ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 04, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" DJTweeny: Hi Johan, rebozoette, Seej rebozoette: cut and paste cut and paste lol ||||||||| Cease steals in around 9:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." NancyKat: Have i been through the desert on a horse with no nome? Seej1982: evening tweeny. been too long since ive been here NancyKat: Jam, rebozo-hihi! ||||||||| Outside, the 9:01 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood leads Ralph in through the front door at 9:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Cease: Must be good to be out of the rain, Nancy DJTweeny: Hi EW DJTweeny: Hi Cease EWeston: Exciting evening, thunder lightneing and now this. DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Cease: Hi all Ralph: Where's my pickle??? NancyKat: cease-Oh, lordy, I am...lots of rain here buy gladly inside. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Clem disembarks at 9:02 PM. NancyKat: on my sandwich Ralph. EWeston: In the pickle closet DJTweeny: wb Clem Ralph: ohhhh, thank you Nancy! Cease: our first sunny day in a while here. supposed to start raining soon. Cease: would we know you by another name, seej? Seej1982: nope, just Seej. like i said, its been WAY too long since i was here DJTweeny: you guys have been getting more than your fair share of rain, it seems to me Cease NancyKat: Cease-It's Chicago...in "springtime"...also known as Construction. Cease: i've been here since day 1, in 1995 NancyKat: But you're in Canadia, right? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Beet inside, makes a note of the time (9:05 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Beet: Evening all. DJTweeny: Hi Beet Cease: i was in Chicago for a few days in 2008. had a great time. cubs won, i ate well, saw lots of great art NancyKat: Beet! Cease: vancouver, yes Seej1982: i lived there 30+ years Ralph: omg i am casting the chat thread on my flat screen Cease: it's the Tween voice! Beet: Nancy, Tween, greetimgs EWeston: I'm considering a contest to guess when my driveway finally(?) drys out Cease: hi beet Beet: Hi Dr Cease rebozoette: whoa and on we go NancyKat: Cease-lol...yup...it's...interesting. Ahhh, Vancouver-V;TM's sancuary city... EWeston: Counter march the counter march Ralph: what's a political convention Cease: When chat started, thanks to Elayne, she wanted me to use the nick name Tiny Dr. Tim. that's as close as I've ever come to being a doctor ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “NOT INSANE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out NOT INSANE at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-rv' Beet: Going around in circles ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Medium Richard into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:08 PM, then departs. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies PrincipalPoop into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:08 PM, then departs. NancyKat: Hi, medium... Cease: Medium EWeston: Lo Medium, Pooper Cease: Poop Beet: Yo, Poop, Richard Medium Richard: greeTINgs Ralph: where are my blasted headphones Cease: Proc liked to do Benny, but Harry Shearer doesn't think Proc's Benny is very good, and he would know. DJTweeny: Hi Richard, Poop NancyKat: Hot peppers on a Gym Shoe...what savages! ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Bradshaw', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:09 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... PrincipalPoop: not insane nope no no not insane DJTweeny: Hi Bradshaw Cease: HI Bernard ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Beet: Howdy Bernard EWeston: Ello ociffer Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NOT INSANE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-ln PrincipalPoop: mellow yellow quite right quite right Seej1982: god, i dont remember the last time ive heard this NancyKat: Poop-is THAT what they call you? PrincipalPoop: it was the time before this time Bradshaw: Hideo Wallbanger. He was a real gone cat. Ralph: I am sure I have not ever heard this EWeston: Unless we're in court Cease: I'm cat, but not really gone. DJTweeny: It's a wild collage, Seej PrincipalPoop: kim the eskimo, quinn the eskimo, everybody will jump for joy Ralph: whew, headphones in place DJTweeny: wow Ralph Beet: First heard by yours truly upon its release on WBCN Boston Ralph: you'll not see nothing like EWeston: Your way out there daddyo PrincipalPoop: He's cat, but not really gone. DJTweeny: I have the vinyl from the early 70's when it saw the tour live at GWU in D.C. Medium Richard: Hmm. "External Server Error"... Cease: I bought this album when it came out and was quite dissappointed, but it has grown on me. DJTweeny: *when I saw NancyKat: POOP-wow...there's a son i haven't heard in a while...as well as fairwell to Tarwathe... Ralph: Plegmland? PrincipalPoop: that is the waiter, or butler, or chauffeur Ralph: phlegmland EWeston: Mucus cups all around! Ralph: i think we are all bozos on this boat rebozoette: put it back where you found it Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Medium Richard: The servants are in the barrels. I'd wonder where we'd left them. Ralph: I fear a storm is blowing up our ass!!! rebozoette: peccadillo crossing EWeston: Save one for me PrincipalPoop: roll out the barrel, and we'll have a barrel of fun Bradshaw: AhPhlegm EWeston: Hpme of the soggy kiss of death PrincipalPoop: plebney EWeston: Watch your step ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" PrincipalPoop: wet your scotch Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The dog's not going for a sail? Medium Richard: Like myself?? ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: Flog it on TV PrincipalPoop: somebody must like you Beet: Snot for sale Bradshaw: Where tonight too many people will sleep in other people's cars ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" EWeston: Snot here PrincipalPoop: you think it is a booger but its not Seej1982: jeez. i wonder what this sounded like in quadrophonic Cease: my next collage will feature some LA car ads from this era, from whence Proc got his Ralph Spoilsport bit Beet: phlegm Cease: i dont think it was ever quad, seej EWeston: The heartbreak of ambiguity Johan Amadeus Myjetski: right, Seej! DJTweeny: Don't know if this was realeased on quad Bradshaw: What do you mean? "Not For Sale"?! EVERYTHING'S for sale. Cease: only Bozos and Next World, as far as I know. Cease: Taylor is the person to ask Cease: no not next world, EYK Seej1982: so why not the albums in between. i know EYKIW was mixed in quad. my dad had one of the vintage newsletters mentioning it. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Any 5.1 remixes on the horizon? Ralph: this is really great shit, Mr. Presskey Bradshaw: Liszt! Chopin! Mozart! It speaks! PrincipalPoop: afaik and eykiw and idk and Seej1982: i think Boom Dot Bust was only done that way, or was it only stereo on the dvd-a? Ralph: goosley flesh Cease: i would LOVE to hear bozos in quad. Ralph: goosely flesh EWeston: Please don't do that with your teeth out. rebozoette: no touchies PrincipalPoop: ewwww cooties Ralph: hey rebo Cease: this would be Very Interesting in quad Seej1982: ooh, which begs the question. Did they use the stereo mix or the quad (if they still have it) for the EYK dvd? Cease: good question, seej DJTweeny: I've only played it with my stereo DVD player system Ralph: OMGGGGGG Seej1982: or did they stick with the mono 'soundtrack' EWeston: Shaddup Edmund! Cease: Taylor would know, He made the dvd DJTweeny: Leave me get me copy to see if they say anything about that Beet: amazing silly qui Ralph: stereo is bad enough LOLLLLLL Seej1982: i havent gotten it yet. wanted to get it for father's dad Seej1982: *day Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hang On Sloopy Ralph: great tune PrincipalPoop: curse you red baron Cease: that it is, ralph Ralph: good food and bad people go together Medium Richard: Dog star just off sector D?? rebozoette: cycle right Seej1982: brb PrincipalPoop: Rin tin tin or lassie? EWeston: They'll never get me Ralph DJTweeny: "Film and Video Transfers by: DC VIDEO, QUAD ONE VIDEO, YALE FILM AND VIDEO Bradshaw: They came from the Dog Star Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I just had an awfully awesome thought - Imagine, if you will, FST hosting Saturday Night Live in the first two seasons... EWeston: A star called Spot Cease: that would have been awesome, jam, but Lorne never liked them. PrincipalPoop: My mother the car Beet: Howdy JAM. Just noticed you're here. Medium Richard: Walter might try eating through the microphone. Bradshaw: C'mon Springhead DJTweeny: That's the only mention I can find in the insert about audio formats Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You know, there's a tribe in central Africa called the Dogon who believe they came from the Dog Star. I'm Sirius! Cease: Doggone it EWeston: From the constalation of the stuck kitchen drawer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, Beet! Good to see you ! ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." PrincipalPoop: asleep in frog pajamas perhaps ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This sounds like I need a glass of orange juice! PrincipalPoop: whos behind? EWeston: Donno I EWeston: Donno I'm Ailing Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NOT INSANE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-ln EWeston: Tu PrincipalPoop: Comment tu dire? ohlalala EWeston: Better than a two door NancyKat: POOP mais oui! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: can't believe it! The jury just convicted that woman for laughing at Jeff Sessions... ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Bradshaw: this foundling cur PrincipalPoop: c'est bon! EWeston: Authoritarians are now double plus good Bradshaw: a contemptible man. O piteous man, he's gone, he's gone. EWeston: Not quite the pincess he expected NancyKat: POOP-Oui, c'est bon, c'est bon...ca c'est si bon! Ralph: some radio show......... PrincipalPoop: huh convicted of what? EWeston: LOve to see what they were doing onstage then Cease: they did this on stage a lot DJTweeny: Well, Jeff Sessions isn't really all that amusing Ralph: there seems to be a missing visual element Seej1982: ok im back PrincipalPoop: think radio with imagination rather than spoon fed images DJTweeny: Woman who laughed at Jeff Sessions hearing convicted for being 'disorderly' - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/04/desiree-fairooz-laughing-jeff-sessions-confirmation-hearing EWeston: He didn't get money to hunt down marihuana users. There's that Seej1982: i am your father..... there it is. firesign wrote it before george lucas did rebozoette: speak little if not at all Johan Amadeus Myjetski: convicted of laughing at Sessions' senate confirmation hearing rebozoette: my father would have been 07 today EWeston: I don't think Vader was a nuncle nether rebozoette: 97 lol Cease: 07? he could be a junior spy NancyKat: There's a dog staring at me... Bradshaw: radio prison rebozoette: 007 teamster EWeston: He saw a wild world in his times rebozoette: he owned manhatten Beet: Not to be torturing me! PrincipalPoop: but sold it for the beads and a pipe? Cease: then he owned berlin? rebozoette: bamboo fingers EWeston: And the city paid for it. ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Bradshaw: It's OK, they're speaking Chinese. DJTweeny: hahaha cease EWeston: Manderin of cantonese ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" rebozoette: he checked out in 77 ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (9:41 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Medium Richard: He said 'hindquarters'. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: where're the subtitles? DJTweeny: Hi Elayne ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" EWeston: Hi E rebozoette: hi e PrincipalPoop: HI e Cease: HI El Elayne: Evenin' all. Can't stay long, having trouble seeing the screen after the week I've had at work so far. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening E! Beet: Hi Elayne ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" rebozoette: fake tears EWeston: We'll turn on the siren then PrincipalPoop: take fears Elayne: Even yawning isn't making my eyes better. I blame my new workload, allergies, and the fact that the gas company has been digging up our U-shaped driveway all week to lay new pipes. rebozoette: make beers EWeston: Use good hazmat controls ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Medium Richard: I could use one of those. Bradshaw: Not to be torturing me. Cease: sorry to hear that, el Elayne: With any luck we'll finally get blacktop when they're done. This driveway hasn't had blacktop since before we moved in a dozen years ago. PrincipalPoop: ahhh, somebody laying pipe, now we know why you are tired... Seej1982: lol Medium Richard: Radio prisons definitely need asphalt maintenance. NancyKat: Motor detective! Elayne: It's a pain, they can't plow or salt it properly when it's icy so I have to wear treads just to get out to the main sidewalk (our row of 4 houses is hidden and set off from the main street). Medium Richard: Riterary smart guy... Beet: The Great Reveal! rebozoette: shaws shawl Ralph: hey, you George Bernard Shaw!! ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Bradshaw: Writer responsible for all problems he create. Ralph: LOL PrincipalPoop: hehe can't plow or salt it properly hehehehe Ralph: Roto Noto, Atomic Gumshoe Medium Richard: Darn. EWeston: You wanna step over here? ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Ralph: this is exhausting Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NOT INSANE” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-ln PrincipalPoop: a mudslide for papoon DJTweeny: lol Ralph ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Bradshaw: When there's news, there's never enough. EWeston: We're fine! Medium Richard: Monster Island Martian expats for Papoon!! Ralph: This is no movie, this is reel rebozoette: honk when you get to the bridge EWeston: Toy soldiers can't seem to stop him Ralph: where the hell do you find this shir PrincipalPoop: afk Elayne: Okay then, back to the salt mines. By which I mean, sleep. Bradshaw: If you dig a hole that's deep enough, everyone will want to jump into it. EWeston: You pour salt on an old person's hip, they fall right over Cease: sleep well, el Medium Richard: A deep hole in every garage. Pot in every chicken. DJTweeny: lol Ralph: now that's what i call dinner EWeston: Been trying pot in dark chocolate Bradshaw: It's just a trial balloon rebozoette: launch lunch Ralph: i like my snoop dogg vaporizor Beet: see ya e DJTweeny: didn't know they allowed balloons at trials Ralph: lol DJ Medium Richard: The baloon got 20 years. Seej1982: a balloon for every papoon Medium Richard: LOL Ralph: oh yes it was Beet: Many mysteries therein ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from Firesign’s DEAR FRIENDS album “Driving For Dopers” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv' EWeston: That static electricity can play hob in yer courtroom rebozoette: go tweeny go Medium Richard: Certainly did in this case. Medium Richard: Make that 40g. Ralph: LOL i forgot how much i love this rap Medium Richard: A champ chink. EWeston: Facing NW doing in a southerly direction Ralph: literally ROFLMAO Cease: i look forward to the day i can walk over to the store and buy some Legal hash. Medium Richard: At the intercourse of the intersection, no less. Gotta get this on LP. EWeston: Hi men Ralph: I DIDN'T HEAR A THING dj Ralph: Shart's Reef? PrincipalPoop: here is the menu of my local store cat http://www.420spotshop.com/menu/ Beet: Medical marijuana now legal in W Virginia. I need to see a doctor. Medium Richard: OH. Tangie. Thought it said "twangie" for a minute. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “A PISCES, WORKING FOR SCALE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' EWeston: Makes your eyes red just looking at them DJTweeny: cool, Beet Cease:http://www.sharkreef.com/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com Cease: we have stores like that in vancouver too but they're not legal until next year PrincipalPoop: reading you in chat I think you have glaucoma beet Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Cease: lol poop ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Medium Richard: I was about to post a link but we're already here... Beet: I'll take your testimony to court, Poop, thanks. rebozoette: fish gills EWeston: Wonderful propholactic for snake bite PrincipalPoop: as opposed to what other kind of gills? Medium Richard: And this politician was created with a tree, a virus and a square screw. Cease: this is from the firesign new year's rose parade commentary from 2000 EWeston: Salamander gills yadpole gills. Dats why dey so mean Seej1982: never heard that before Cease: this is from their "tv movie" the case of the missing yolks PrincipalPoop: amphibians and maybe some snakes nevermind lol Seej1982: wow, horrible quality from the yolks Cease: yeah, the yolks clip was from youtube. Cease: at was my baby daughter Cease: she loved the su su sushi song by the tubes Cease: this is from my 3rd play Seej1982: wow, sounded like someone filmed it off their computer Cease: this is the same thing, seej Beet: something smells fishy Cease: i once had a vhs tape of it PrincipalPoop: recorded in the basement, under a glass with a broken microphone Seej1982: i got a copy of it years ago EWeston: It's it's Flounderman! ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cease: Yolks? you had a copy of the vhs? Seej1982: why havent the gang released it on dvd yet? ossman object cos he left the group beforehand? Beet: ever had a seaweed salad? very interesting. Seej1982: yea i did. a friend of the family made a vhs copy for us Cease: ossman told me he wants everything out, but we'll see Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I use a seaweed called pulse on my sandwiches Cease: that was 5 years ago at pete's memorial Johan Amadeus Myjetski: DULSE notpulse rebozoette: wow PrincipalPoop: what wow EWeston: It'd probably grab me and pull to my doom, in a salad bowel Cease: this is a commercail by Yao Ming, the basketball player and big man in china Rufus_T_Firetween: ** EU Overfishing video Cat found on youtube >> https://www.youtube.com/user/OCEAN2012EU Seej1982: there better not be a pulse on those sandwiches!!! ||||||||| Medium Richard leaves to catch the 10:07 PM train to Uvalde. rebozoette: fishy tales Ralph: The Taj Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Wet Dream by Kip Adotta >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Wet+Dream%2c+Kip%2c+youtube&view=detail&mid=892731E682C51042C68C892731E682C51042C68C&FORM=VIRE Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He's pretty big here, too, cease, from the photos... rebozoette: great stuff cat PrincipalPoop: I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Making shark's fish soup uncool: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Yao+Ming%2c+anti-shakr+fin+soup&view=detail&mid=89953AA306399DA066B189953AA306399DA066B1&FORM=VIRE EWeston: No cockroaches were injured in the production of these sandwiches Cease: i mean culturally, jam. Ralph: LOL ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Seej1982: did you put george harrison's song 'pisces fish' in this? Seej1982: dont mind the flies, we wont weigh them!! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Beet: Alice's Restaurant - ish Cease: dont know that tune, seej. i'll check it out Ralph: i prefer time flies Cease: so do time fish Seej1982: it would be perfect for this ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana PrincipalPoop: where were you when Fonzie jumped the shark? ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: Kip Adata Johan Amadeus Myjetski: 69 'Vettes were prone to overheating & stalling DJTweeny: I remember that from the movie Apollo 13, JAM PrincipalPoop: an oyster bar that was a real dive Ralph: i want me a peanut butter and jellyfish sammich Beet: Catherwood please wheel in the dessert cart. ||||||||| Catherwood wheels in the dessert cart. Seej1982: i always thought he faked that because the wife was with him DJTweeny: One of the astronaut's vettes stalled out EWeston: No sprinkles? Ralph: "salmon Chanted Evening PrincipalPoop: lets get tanked rebozoette: fishy rebozoette: bare bass riding Ralph: just for the halibut Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yeah, you're right DJT! I've known a couple of owners of the 69 & 70 models that overheated for no appearant reason Cease:http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/search?q=aquarium EWeston: Lets get scaled! PrincipalPoop: haddock rebozoette: flounder under DJTweeny: this is a very punny song Cease: Thurs Aug 25, 2012 scroll down to the video called Fishing for Firesigns Johan Amadeus Myjetski: this is really hilarious, cease! EWeston: Look out the Cods are on the way rebozoette: shrimpy prawns Ralph: Marlin Brando? NancyKat: Ahhh, Dr. Demento mixtapes...marlin. rebozoette: ha Seej1982: ren and shrimpy Ralph: a bouquet of flounders DJTweeny: lol Ralph: picture it EWeston: One looks cross eyed ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Ralph: i need another hit Beet: Chicken of the Sea EWeston: Tasts like pork Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I didn't know fish owned stocks... rebozoette: under fish is Beet: Better if they're free range EWeston: Where do they get the tools to build them? Ralph: fish stock? DJTweeny: rimshot @ JAM rebozoette: ha ralaph Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I guess they use their fish fingers Seej1982: ooh, is 'so long and thanks for all the fish' from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy in this? Seej1982: FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD!!!!! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, Seej! rebozoette: doctor ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: Fish have the most finger bones rebozoette: raw fish for all Seej1982: doctor? doctor who? ;) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: raw, raw, raw! Ralph: If only America hadn't left the EU EWeston: Fish developed bones Beet: Fabulous, Cat rebozoette: grand thanks Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sounds like something the orange T would say, Ralph! DJTweeny: lol Ralph PrincipalPoop: yes, fin clap cat ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: “OUT OF THE FOG - Live In London (2005)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (this performance has not been released)' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Wonderful, Cat, well done!
DJTweeny throws Cat a tasty fish EWeston: Flipper clap Ralph: you are trying my patients Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And finding them guilty Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Cease: next collage probly in 2 weeks ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: You need funnier patients DJTweeny: Head out for France, Cat? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah the noir! you can taste it in the air... Cease: not til june, tween. F leaves soon. DJTweeny: k ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Seej1982: have to go make dinner. take care everyone. hope to be back soon Cease: the collage i'm working on now needs much more fleshing out. EWeston: Bye SJ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Seej! Cease: hope to see you again, seej. lots of good tune advice for me. Seej1982: youre welcome, cat. i just need to remember to get here on time next time! DJTweeny: hope to see you again soon, Seej Beet: nite seej Ralph: omg Seej1982: night all. back to reality.... what is us anyway? :) ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:25 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Seej1982 by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door rebozoette: best pizzas rebozoette: candy EWeston: Open boarders PrincipalPoop: ok, I just tried my first taste of Special K Apple Cinnamon Crunch. It is horrible. DJTweeny: not so special, eh? PrincipalPoop: like Special K that is rancid sweet or something, ewwww Cease: is that a brand of pot or a cereal, poop? PrincipalPoop: loool kellogs rebozoette: glubners PrincipalPoop: and when the heck did they add marshmellows to froot loops? EWeston: I found some maple sweeten near granola that's pretty good rebozoette: reet the beeper PrincipalPoop: use to only be in lucky charms... PrincipalPoop: the plague EWeston: Reet him his wongs rebozoette: mellow mania Ralph: and now, an imported message from our sponsors rebozoette: flip flop flip Ralph: this sounds familiar lol EWeston: We now wait for the fourth shoe dropping ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." PrincipalPoop: vd and then dvd DJTweeny: a rebozo out of water? DJTweeny: Catherwood, please throw rebozoette back into the water ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside DJTweeny and says "My ears are burning..." Cease: what a change in voice from pete;s 69 voice Ralph: two-door architecture Cease: this is mid 90s? DJTweeny: only 45 years later ;) DJTweeny: this is 2005 DJTweeny: or so I was told Cease: where as ossman sounds excatly the same, but then he always played old men rebozoette: ha tweeny EWeston: Coupe school of design archie tecture DJTweeny: good point Cease rebozoette: glub blub EWeston: Easy on that hydronium Rebozoette ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" rebozoette: water winglets PrincipalPoop: dormez vous Dominique? EWeston: Don't let them near a phone DJTweeny: "Next year is our 40th anniversary" << Cat Cease: right Beet: This is fun DJTweeny: Too bad Austin couldn't make it, but it's still great stuff Cease: tiz Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And maybe an accent, too rebozoette: gaffer laffers Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We're all pest boys around here! EWeston: Smelly beasts! ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" PrincipalPoop: yes a sight for sore ears Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Naked on the radio! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: A scent to the retina Beet: That's right - - Dr. Memory!!! rebozoette: knows nose its nose Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Be it sight, sound, smell, or touch, There's something inside, that we need so much. The sight of a touch, or the scent of a sound, Or the strength of an oak, with roots deep in the ground. PrincipalPoop: Odor eaters EWeston: An odivour Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, a type of artillery EWeston: Fergit debt Ralph: astounding Beet: Maybe my favorite bit EWeston: Not a stitch on develery. PrincipalPoop: distillery and artillery and hillary and billary and chantilly Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Jeremy? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: “Proctor & Bergman In D.C.” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (this performance has not been released)' Cease: is this from the dvd, tween? PrincipalPoop: chimchimery Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've got a hole in me pocket! EWeston: A brown fuzzy cat included, why? DJTweeny: not to my knowledge, Cat Cease: ive heard tihs but dont know its origin. DJTweeny: I may rip that big interview from the DVD Ralph: the mighty Ptomaine River rebozoette: deep six in the round file EWeston: Deep in the state of Ptexas Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Deepindahearta' Texas Cease: no, not sure i've heard this. Beet: D. C. is an endlessly fascinating place. EWeston: Deep inna hole in Utah DJTweeny: I grew up in the MD burbs of D.C. PrincipalPoop: I never grew up Beet: What a joker Nixon was DJTweeny: I can vouch for the Martha Washington Monument joke ;) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: played DC twice - absolutely fascinating energy. I was surprised I liked it ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." rebozoette: a rolling play gathers no vowels Cease: that was great, tween Ralph: well worth a dollar EWeston: Gumbye all you fiends PrincipalPoop: I'd like to buy a vowel Pat ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Beet: Enjoyed this. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Brother Cat. Thanks, Dr. Tween. G'Nite. Ralph: yay, thanks Kurt PrincipalPoop: thank you tween and all, not insane, nope hahahahahaaaaa Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love, love to all! Thanks for the nyuks! great collage, Cat! thanks DJT! NancyKat: Nighnigh efurryone! rebozoette: Beet Cease Clem DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski PrincipalPoop Ralph thanks cat and tweeny great times Cease: always fun ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, PrincipalPoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! rebozoette: i was there too lol ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, Cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bradshaw - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| geostrofy77 - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Clem - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bradshaw
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
geostrofy77
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Medium Richard
NancyKat
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Seej1982
