||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 13, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Beet enters at 3:30 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. Beet: It pains me to have to write this, but I won't be able to attend tonight. I know I have been missing a lot recently and I apologize. Please forgive me and I will see everyone next week! ||||||||| It's 3:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| DJTweeny bounds in at 7:43 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:32 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Billy Joel) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease gets out at 8:55 PM. DJTweeny: Hi cease DJTweeny: looks like just the two of us this evening lol cease: thusfar cease: folks mustf be tired of my collages by now ||||||||| 8:56 PM: rebozoette jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" rebozoette: cease DJTweeny rebozoette hey youse DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette rebozoette: no we are not cat springish fever cease: rebo DJTweeny: as opposed to the cat scratch variety? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' rebozoette: lol ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 13, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" rebozoette: grin and bare it lol rebozoette: yeah ||||||||| Not Ed steps in at 9:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. rebozoette: yeah ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman’s “POWER” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out POWER at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-tl' DJTweeny: Hi NotEd rebozoette: hi not cease: Not Not Ed: All power to nobody! cease: Did y'all here the news from Canada today? Not Ed: Hey Tweeny Not Ed: Hey reboz 'n' cease DJTweeny: I did not ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Not Ed: what's the buzz? Not Ed: grass legalization? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “POWER” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln rebozoette: saw DJTweeny: Beet came into the chat earlier in the day and made his apologies for not being able to be here this evening cease: bill introduced today Not Ed: excellent cease ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies PrincipalPoop in through the front door at 9:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi PrincP cease:http://globalnews.ca/ Not Ed: PPoop PrincipalPoop: hey all cease: hi poop cease: Big news here. DJTweeny: This album is out of print, but is available in the podcasts cease: beet will be missed Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive ||||||||| Elayne steps in at 9:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. PrincipalPoop: the beet goes on DJTweeny: Hi Elayne Elayne: Evenin' all! Won't be staying long, pretty tuckered. Again. Not Ed: Hi E PrincipalPoop: Hi E ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:11 PM", then leaves hurriedly. rebozoette: hi e llanwydd: howdy folks PrincipalPoop: llan DJTweeny: Hi llan Not Ed: llan Elayne: Still waiting to get together with Doc Tech and the lovely Lili. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “POWER” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mudhead close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:11 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead Elayne: Tried a couple of weeks ago but he had some big pool tourney. PrincipalPoop: muddy Not Ed: Cool E cease: Hi El Mudhead: Is porgie here yet? cease: Say hello to them from me, El Elayne: Nobody best come betweenDoc Tech and his pool party. Elayne: Will do (if I ever see them), Cat. cease: Hard to watch news and chat at the same time. cease: You here the canuck news today, el? llanwydd: is lili in better health these days, elayne? might you know? cease: pot legalization bill introduced llanwydd: I remember she was sick some time ago Not Ed: I do it too cease DJTweeny: best wishes, Cat DJTweeny: would be a very smart move Mudhead: No news today. It was cancelled Not Ed: What is reality? Elayne: No Cat, I did not. DJTweeny: wish Texas would be smart enough to heed the benefits of Colorado's legislation cease: there's a john barth novel where-in weather is cancelled rebozoette: see time fly llanwydd: it will be legal everywhere in a few years cease: i wish bit were still alive to see this. Elayne: Ah, there it is. https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/world/2017/04/13/trudeau-unveils-bill-legalizing-recreational-marijuana-canada/9rNQ5xHjGDZSviGbtb17dO/story.html Elayne: But it's only in the bill stage, isn't it? cease: supposed to take effecrt nextg july in time for canada/cannabis day cease: libs have a big majority. the bill will past. i hope trump doesnt invade llanwydd: lol cat ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Mudhead: There IS a weather report tho .....Nuclear winter starts in....3, 2, 1.... Not Ed: good luck with that cease & canadians everywhere - I think the time is right cease: hope it remains a joke, llan llanwydd: hey bill Not Ed: BillS llanwydd: I dont think trump has a problem with cannabis cease: sewssions says the only thing wrong with the kkk is that they smoke dope Elayne: Trump isn't the problem with pot legalization or normalization. Sessions is. rebozoette: baby girls lol
Not Ed heard that Trump microdoses daily. cease: nice to see the news from oregan about that today, el. DJTweeny: Trump does seem to have put on his war bonnet cease: is that what that orange thing is? DJTweeny: haha Mudhead: He has an itchy nuclear finger Elayne: LOL, Cat! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Not Ed: har har c Elayne: Well, that's it for me, I'm afraid. Allergies really done me in this evening. ||||||||| Elayne rushes off, saying "9:20 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" cease: get healthy soon, el Not Ed: Away she goes.... PrincipalPoop: feel better e and I will nap too lol ||||||||| "9:21 PM? I'm late!" exclaims PrincipalPoop, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles. Not Ed: PPoop away... cease: how are you, poop? llanwydd: not many of us here tonight llanwydd: dont know if I am here Mudhead: Who am us ? cease: i'm always here llanwydd: you never miss, cat llanwydd: except when you go to las vegas for dinner rebozoette: dog day dayze cease: going to france soon. different time zone, wont be able to chat, probably cease: i will try and use what i learned from french restaurants in vegas in paris. rebozoette: tammy faye that cease: previous triups there ate very poorly llanwydd: I would like to see france some day llanwydd: closest Ive been is London Not Ed: Trump's Taj haha ||||||||| Uh_Clem steals in around 9:28 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." cease: it increases your aesthetic dimension. llanwydd: Hi Clem cease: you are a larger, in terms of sense of beauty, person Uh_Clem: is doctor memory available? cease: hi clem ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elmer Ho close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:28 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom. Elmer Ho: hello, is this the internet? cease: ho too. DJTweeny: Hi Clem, Elmer ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" llanwydd: Hi Elmer ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Elmer Ho: hello from the tiny transmitter in my skull DJTweeny: The people who invented the internet never expected it would be used for _this_, Elmer Elmer Ho: or the transmitter in my tiny skull Elmer Ho: it's all SO confusing... rebozoette: hamburger express DJTweeny: haha Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “POWER” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln Not Ed: that's cruel! Elmer Ho: grid dammit, I forgot to order the EYKIW dvd again Not Ed: true but cruel Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php cease: make a note to yourself, elmr rebozoette: its weak cease: well worth owning Elmer Ho: see sharp, or be flat Uh_Clem: I think we're All bozos on this website Rufus_T_Firetween: P&B's POWER is out of print, but is available from the podcasts Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive llanwydd: I had my credit card hacked today. first time ever DJTweeny: that sux llan llanwydd: they didnt get any money but my card was cancelled cease: let's hope so llanwydd: now I have to wait 3 to 5 business days for a new one DJTweeny: at least they didn't get the money Uh_Clem: 👍 cease: bummer, llan ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." llanwydd: apparently happened at two different gas pumps. I am baffled DJTweeny: "Never leave home without your Charger Card." llanwydd: right rebozoette: pick your fights rebozoette: watch the tides ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Not Ed: Elmer and Uh rebozoette: poop tide lol cease: this was originally a serial for hockenberry's Heat, 1990 cease: a fanastic show Not Ed: I'd say it is bizarre but what isn't these days DJTweeny: good point rebozoette: from a distance rebozoette: whole lists rebozoette: gwt back get back cease: from where you once belonged ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! DJTweeny: I asked Earl Jive about doing a couple of shows, but he said he has a schedule conflict cease: too bad, tween. he would be great rebozoette: pickled in oj rebozoette: lol cat llanwydd: dont think I know earl DJTweeny: Earl Jive was their producer for the Dear Friends era radio shows DJTweeny: the guy with the echo machine DJTweeny: 'The Live Earl Jive' llanwydd: aha ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llanwydd: I remember the echo poem DJTweeny: and the Doctor Memory bits got lots of echo cease: i played that on japanese national radio DJTweeny: You hear him all over the DOMM collection rebozoette: cool cat rebozoette: sooner cease: 74-75 llanwydd: did the japanese understand it, cat? cease: it was on a show called English Hour. a kind of educatrional thing llanwydd: aha cease: i thihnk there was a lot of understandinhg cease: oddly, only half an hour long DJTweeny: Firesign representing English/American culture? I love it :) cease: poettic thought if much more part of japanese culture than north american ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “MANUFACTURED CONS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com cease: i have more fingers on one hand than there are people who care about such things, tween. DJTweeny: could well be, Cat DJTweeny: I have more fingers on both hands than there are chatters tonight lol DJTweeny: a small, but appreciative crowd ;) llanwydd: yeah, where is everybody? cease: yes but they're very Good chatters cease: someone on facebbok turned me on to this new amy goodman tihng llanwydd: I thought it was pronounced Komski cease: i think firesing had profound things to say about media ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" rebozoette: help us help you Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Amy Goodman Animation >> https://www.democracynow.org/2017/3/15/noam_chomsky_on_the_5_filters cease: this was the first firesign play, freak for a week DJTweeny: wow, cool rebozoette: wow DJTweeny: I don't have that Cat, would you mind sending it to me? rebozoette: freaks are out cease: i the mid-late 60s i thought radio was whatr i wanted to do ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" llanwydd: for me radio was just a job llanwydd: it didnt pay very well DJTweeny: Radio was very different back then ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:27 PM and late as usual, it's Johan Amadeus Myjetski, just back from Billville." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Amy Goodman Animation >> https://www.democracynow.org/2017/3/15/noam_chomsky_on_the_5_filters cease: i discovered that i could not make a living doing what i wanted to do on radio vedry early. cease: hi jam Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in... llanwydd: JAM DJTweeny: Hi Johan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Llan, cease, et al! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: DJT! Everyone okay tonight? DJTweeny: Little Feat has a great live cover of this song cease: how goes it, jammer? llanwydd: great. how about you? DJTweeny: doing good Johan, thanks, hope you are well too Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Man what a week! DJTweeny: Ronstadt ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! rebozoette: I can't unhear that DJTweeny: I'm betting members of Little Feat playing on this DJTweeny: definitely Bill Payne on keys Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Them keys is a Hammond B3 DJTweeny: and an Oberheim synth cease: isnt this on a little feart album? DJTweeny: and the guitar sounds like Paul Barrare (LF) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: that's what i was thinking cease DJTweeny: Yeah, Feat covers it on their Waiting For Columbus album cease: great song and she makes it even better DJTweeny: but Lowell George singing lead cease: very jazzy this ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “MARTIAN SPACE PARTY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out the new DVD Video Collection at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php' rebozoette: thanks cat great again cease: hpoe y'all enjoyed that Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “MARTIAN SPACE PARTY” as part of the new Firesign DVD video collection at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" DJTweeny: Yeah, definitely going to download that Chomsky movie, and check out Goodman as well Johan Amadeus Myjetski: welcome him as if he wasn't what he was cease: an object in motion tends to stay in motion. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Saw ms. Goodman with the Dalai Lama recently Johan Amadeus Myjetski: On Free Speech TV DJTweeny: that must have benn cool Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Her, Susan Sarandon & a couple of others were posing interview question to HH cease: goodman a great freind of the firesings Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That was no baboon that was our SCROTUS Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html llanwydd: I read this in one of the firesign books llanwydd: I had both of them back in the 70s Rufus_T_Firetween: ** “MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH” (both of the Big Books Of Plays from the 1970s) now available at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?books Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gangabangalang? LOL! llanwydd: thanks for posting that, tween rebozoette: it takes one to know ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Chugdog close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:48 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary. llanwydd: hey Chug DJTweeny: yw llan cease: hi dog Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, Chug! DJTweeny: Hi Chungdog Chugdog: Haha, hello, its been a while Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “MARTIAN SPACE PARTY” as part of the new Firesign DVD video collection at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php DJTweeny: unfortunately, the show's about over :/ DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:40pm Eastern ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Chugdog: Darn the bad luck DJTweeny: Hope you can join us next week :) ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" cease: wree you here before, dog? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php cease: austin was profoundly tunefull rebozoette: looney tunes Chugdog: Thanks, i will try Johan Amadeus Myjetski: tuned loons ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'NancyKat', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: tuney loons DJTweeny: Hi Nancy cease: hi nancy rebozoette: cease Chugdog DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski llanwydd rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetwee another spectacular vernacular thanks cat and tweeny wow DJTweeny: unfortunately, you missed the show :/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hello goodbye Nancycat! ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! rebozoette: lol jam NancyKat: Squirrels and expired 60 year old MREs NancyKat: Of course... because DST is a b... rebozoette: another thursday another laugh fest DJTweeny: bee-atch? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: daylight savings time don't save notn' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nothing NancyKat:Tweeny...well, I try to keep it pg, but yes...Beotches... rebozoette: when the sun sinks in the sink NancyKat: JAM...agreed rebozoette: NOT SANE ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not In Seine NancyKat: Aladdinsane cease: next week's collage wil be abvout whales Johan Amadeus Myjetski: must be the Danube... llanwydd: hi nancycool DJTweeny: llan will love that Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love,love to all! C U next fire time! llanwydd: lol, tween Chugdog: Keep those pillows over your ears llanwydd: thanks, tween. thanks, cat. thanks everybody. see you next week. Chugdog: Goodnight DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... NancyKat: Night all! *HUGGS* ||||||||| llanwydd is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:02 PM. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| At 11:05 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Chugdog - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elmer Ho - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Uh_Clem - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mudhead - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
cease
Chugdog
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Mudhead
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Uh_Clem
