||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 30, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 6:55 PM, dragging DJTweeny by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and George Stevens gets out at 8:08 PM. George Stevens: Tick-tock! Eight O'clock, time to stop at the Terminal Lounge! George Stevens: Triple drinks double-priced! George Stevens: It's Kabloona Hour! George Stevens: Extra straws! Good ol' Mickey. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi George. Music in 12 minutes George Stevens: Hey DJTweeny. Just sort of lurking till the chat starts. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Music About Borders) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Outside, the 8:45 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving TimmMcCoy.com coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. TimmMcCoy.com: HELLO WILLING SLAVES! DJTweeny: no problem :) ||||||||| Catherwood escorts EWeston into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:46 PM, then departs. EWeston: Hi ho Tweeny George and, Timm TimmMcCoy.com: Hola! DJTweeny: Hi EW, Timm ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sneaks in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| George Stevens - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: He was so young! ||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease inside, makes a note of the time (8:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. EWeston: Little feat EWeston: And Cease cease: Ah, the feat DJTweeny: Hi cease cease: Hi all EWeston: Clouds clearing up your way? cease: i use a lil feat tune in the collage i'm just finishing now DJTweeny: cool cease: the sun. we forgot what it was DJTweeny: Was talking to another guy from Van in a chat and he was talking about all the rain cease: linda and little feat EWeston: Alex Jones says the Venusian stole it. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 30, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" cease: most in 60 years in march, apparently. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| "9:00 PM? 9:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits at the bar. DJTweeny: wow, that's a lot of wet stuff rebozoette: cease DJTweeny EWeston Rufus_T_Firetween TimmMcCoy.com hello and thanks for all the fun DJTweeny: Hi lurkerette ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: Mz, ERebozoette cease: hi rebo cease: this after the most snow i've ever seen in this city. it felt more like my home province, saskatchewan ||||||||| 9:02 PM: Elmer Ho jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Elmer Ho: hello dear friends DJTweeny: Hi Elmer ||||||||| Elmer Ho departs at 9:03 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" EWeston: Elmer sited aye cease: Elmer ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:03 PM, dragging Elmer Ho by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" Elmer Ho: hello dear fiends Elmer Ho: shit Elmer Ho: ...friends EWeston: Hang in there Elmer Elmer Ho: hanging by a gossamer thread EWeston: Father Urpo? rebozoette: hey ho Elmer Ho: howdy rebozoetter E Rufus Timm cease tweeny Elmer Ho: did i miss anybody? Elmer Ho: did you miss me? DJTweeny: Using me new Mac for the first time during a show this evening DJTweeny: will streat the streamer out during my Sunday show DJTweeny: *test Elmer Ho: none of us can spell toningt.... EWeston: I gender indeterminated you Elmer Ho: grrr - reboot time again Elmer Ho: back in a flash.. rod flash ||||||||| Elmer Ho departs at 9:07 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" rebozoette: we all hear ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “EAT OR BE EATEN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out EOBE at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd' Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:12 PM and Elmer Ho steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:12 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Florida." llanwydd: hows everybody? ||||||||| Merlyn sashays in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. cease: i didnt know of this album until years after it came out. really until the internet connected me to fellow firefans. i didnt know there were other firefans. cease: hi llan cease: merl Merlyn: hay awl EWeston: Ello sailors rebozoette: back attack DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn Elmer Ho: howdy merl EWeston: Time it was sheared anyway ||||||||| Catherwood ushers PrincipalPoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:14 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. PrincipalPoop: hahaha I found my way in, despite the old way gone away somewhere gone cease: Poop. this is like years ago. regulars! EWeston: Princepalled Poop a meme for our time DJTweeny: Hi P Elmer Ho: hullo PP EWeston: Yep the usual way was labeled a hostile website by my anti virus stuff PrincipalPoop: HI M and I and C and R and Ew and Eh Elmer Ho: just call us MICREwEh llanwydd: I tried that riddle on somebody once and he was irritated by it DJTweeny: Hi Llan llanwydd: hi tween Elmer Ho: who's the female voic PrincipalPoop: the regulars here are too smart to be kept once we know it really exists, somewhere llanwydd: hawkmoth PrincipalPoop: oops to be kept away Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln PrincipalPoop: how is everybody? except you, you know I hate your guts lool Elmer Ho: well that's not very nice cease: since i found alt.comedy.firesign, someitme in 93, all kinds of wonderful things have happened EWeston: I went for a walk in the bogs. They didn't get me this time either PrincipalPoop: no, not you, the other guy, calm down llanwydd: I rememger a.c.f. Elmer Ho: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!1!!!111 llanwydd: whatever happened to usenet? PrincipalPoop: how did I login with an empty coffee mug? brb Elmer Ho: usenet tunred into google groups rebozoette: 5 finger discount Rufus_T_Firetween: Llan >> Laura Quinn as Hawkmoth Rufus_T_Firetween: in the liner notes llanwydd: aha EWeston: More pep pills!! DJTweeny: Quinn is featured in Power, right Cat? llanwydd: I used to read the album notes when I had EOBE on vinyl PrincipalPoop: usenet still exists, so I hear, got to try a little harder to get in. I did not find a chat entry at the firesign site, I came in through kirks facebook comment lol cease: i think so, tween Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln << Liner Notes cease: i dont know hwo started the original firesign alt.comedy group. elayne would know llanwydd: if I rememger right, some firesign albums didnt even have an inner sleeve llanwydd: how do I keep putting a g in rememgber? cease: i got online in 93. how much earlier was there an internet? rebozoette: messin with yur zazoo Elmer Ho: you hit that key between f and h DJTweeny: must be a Welsh spelling llanwydd: lol PrincipalPoop: or between t and b Elmer Ho: you mean Welgsh llanwydd: internet was a military invention, I hear Elmer Ho: i didn't know Al Gore was in the military DJTweeny: it was PrincipalPoop: i don't think that was internet yet cease, bulletin boards and such not really sites... DJTweeny: haha Elmer llanwydd: gore? what did he do? Elmer Ho: internet was invented by DARPA - the D is for "defense" so llan is right cease: this is before netscape. PrincipalPoop: yeah yeah a communication system to deliver messages after somebody dropped the big one(s) DJTweeny: This is such a good parody of Hill Street Blues PrincipalPoop: Not Saint Elsewhere? cease: wouldnt work so well if you never saw the show DJTweeny: there a difference between the internwt and the world-wide web (civilian) DJTweeny: but we just call it the internet DJTweeny: at least that's my understanding PrincipalPoop: it is all the information superhighway, wheeeee cease: yes, the web. DJTweeny: lol ||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:29 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Elayne: Evenin' all! DJTweeny: Hi Elayne EWeston: Mz E llanwydd: hi elayne PrincipalPoop: ask E, E will know, Hi E Elmer Ho: well hello there Elayne cease: hi el. we were just discussing the origins of the firesign on line. you owuld know DJTweeny: << cease: i dont know hwo started the original firesign alt.comedy group. elayne would know >> cease: i menitoned her name and she appears. Elayne: Cat, I wouldn't know. I have no Dr. Episodic Memory. DJTweeny: lol PrincipalPoop: I thought that was me that had that. and CRS rebozoette: cease DJTweeny Elayne Elmer Ho EWeston llanwydd PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetweehello again Elayne:http://stason.org/TULARC/humour/firesign-theatre/1-1-3-The-newsgroups-and-fan-clubs-Firesign-Theatre.html PrincipalPoop: re rebo cease: you remember starting falafal? DJTweeny: hello again rebo llanwydd: who started falafal? llanwydd: I believe it is spelled falafel Elmer Ho: that's the christmas song, right? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Elayne: Archived: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/alt.fan.firesign-theatre Elayne: Yes, I started Four-Alarm FIRESIGNal, it was an offshoot of the Firesign pages I ran in INSIDE JOKE. Elayne: And I abbreviated it FAlaFal even though I know that's not the correct spelling. rebozoette: lol llanwydd: aha Elayne: At a guess, Niles Ritter probaby started alt.fan.firesign-theatre Elayne: He was in charge of the FAQ at least. cease: it was wonderful. brought me in touch with a whole new wolrd Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd Elayne:https://groups.google.com/forum/#!searchin/alt.fan.firesign-theatre/alt.fan.firesign-theatre$20firehead$20head%7Csort:relevance/alt.fan.firesign-theatre/vqWCCkOjxOk/h4kayRd29iEJ PrincipalPoop: Did the guy with the eels in his hovercraft ever get that fixed? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Elayne: Here are all the issues of FAlaFal: http://firesignal.chromiumswitch.org/firesignal.html EWeston: He bought them their own hovercraft DJTweeny: That Bad Translation Book skit is fun cease: i treasure my paper copies Elmer Ho: take off your shoes Elayne: And here's INSIDE JOKE: http://insidejoke.chromiumswitch.org/ PrincipalPoop: lordy lordy E wow wow wow Elayne: Tom Gedwillo, late of Chromium Switch, hosts both my newsletters from the '80s and thereabouts. cease: Niles Ritter. He started it all, didn't he? DJTweeny: Tom's still doing Chromium Switch on Facebook, as far as I know rebozoette: revegate cease: remember seeing video of you and ritter and firesigns at a restaurant in la Elayne: FIRESIGNal began as an INSIDE JOKE column. PrincipalPoop: wait wait, I have seen these before, I recall get lost of hours in there careful everyone, it is a trap lool Elmer Ho: i may have to break down and get a facebook account Elayne: I just looked at V2 #10, that has FIRESIGNal #2 in it on page 19. DJTweeny: Chromium Switch on Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf Elayne: Yep, that means V 2#9 was my first FIRESIGNal colum (page 18). Elayne: Not sure how long FIRESIGNal ran before I spun it off, and frankly I'm too tired to look it up, but y'all are welcome to. Elayne: Anyway, it's all online now so I don't have to do any more work for you :) :)
Elayne is not your monkey! PrincipalPoop: yeah yeah, we can see you had your fun ;) ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “BORDERS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' DJTweeny: I haaven't posted the new collage yet DJTweeny: ill work on it now cease: niles says hello as ralph spoilsport on 5/4/93. i first seem to appear on 12/9/93 Elayne: There are two Chromium Switch FB groups. DJTweeny: still getting used to this new keyboard cease: no work for el? is that a good thing? Elayne: It's just This... and Chromium Switch Radio. DJTweeny: This does sound like Constant Craving, Cat PrincipalPoop: I will thank you E if you did all that for thanks... wow wow wow rebozoette: wow cease: doesnt it ever? cease: i posted that to her facebook page and she said she'd never been compared to kd before. was quite happy PrincipalPoop: 84 or 85? DJTweeny: cool cease: that bird sound reminds me of the brazillian song Bird Boy, which will be on next week's collage cease: love the way she said "fool" Elmer Ho: gotta go - bunch of homework to grade Elmer Ho: will read the archives later DJTweeny: good luck, Elmer PrincipalPoop: hidey ho ho EWeston: By yah Elmer Elmer Ho: good night and have a pleasant tomorrow ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" cease: off you go, by choice this time, elmer ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| Elmer Ho departs at 9:45 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Elayne: Niht Elmer! rebozoette: nite elmer DJTweeny: OK, the new collage is available now Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: my ears are not made for new songs and certainly new girl sung songs. I assume she is singing in english but I don't understand a word lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ehh? Elayne: Thanks Tween, I've just bookmarked it. PrincipalPoop: I need the closed caption please cease: you can look the words up online Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com PrincipalPoop: look up what? you are cruel lol EWeston: That's your ears man. Elayne: Time to check out the insides of my eyelids. Next week, all1! DJTweeny: Firesign needs 'closed captioning for the humor-impaired' cease: i just the chords, or whatever, were similar. certainly not the voices. DJTweeny: rest well, Elayne cease: keep well, el. PrincipalPoop: Best E and oh my thanks EWeston: See yer Elayne rebozoette: take care e' cease:http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kdlang/constantcraving.html PrincipalPoop: thanks cool, should I know who k d lang is? DJTweeny: She was pretty famous a while back cease: she's in the background when you go to stores. PrincipalPoop: oh her loool, I was thinking of the one who married johnny cash and reba and patsy and EWeston: I don't know if you have a need to know DJTweeny: k.d. lang - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K.d._lang PrincipalPoop: a canadian, nevermind loool PrincipalPoop: is that siren in the collage or outside? cease: yes. this was recorded at a downtown radio station. lotsa noise PrincipalPoop: ok lol cease: new years eve, 99. the same time radio now takes place rebozoette: small PrincipalPoop: is that my phone? llanwydd: I remember new years eve 99/00 PrincipalPoop: more women singing, but I can make out some of her words... ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." PrincipalPoop: I might know that voice, who is it? lol ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny takes it some frequency ranges do not agree with PrincP PrincipalPoop: bad ears, deaf in one and cannot hear in the other, hearing aids are trying to help rebozoette: yes thanks cat PrincipalPoop: you challenge me cease, stretch my listening skills, thanks cease: that explains it. ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from Peter Bergman’s Radio Free Oz show podcasts - “JOINING THE CAMELS IN HELL: THE BEST OF THE BEST, JUNE 2010” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out RADIO FREE OZ At >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/' PrincipalPoop: hahahaha cool Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Peter Bergman’s RADIO FREE OZ at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ PrincipalPoop: the bob hope studios lol PrincipalPoop: a pyramid dropped on greenland? how did I never hear about that before? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Johan Amadeus Myjetski in through the front door at 10:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. cease: hi jam PrincipalPoop: hi jam EWeston: Johan DJTweeny: Hi Johan ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: trailing clouds goory, I am down... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: glory not glory rebozoette: brinkish EWeston: And marching, to diner? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good evening all! DJTweeny: Hallejulia! rebozoette: hi jam PrincipalPoop: that gd bird is annoying DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: kinda loud ;) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was just thinking that PP EWeston: He's taken to nesting on the microwave DJTweeny: New Tarleans lol DJTweeny: This was obviously at the time of the BP Oil Spill ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DJTweeny: ready did serious damage to the Gulf ecology ||||||||| 10:13 PM: Young Guy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" PrincipalPoop: I recall watching that cam lol DJTweeny: Hi Young Guy cease: hi guy EWeston: You a speedy cruiser boat? PrincipalPoop: a young guy, you want some candy little boy? Young Guy: Ahoy, severals. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Guy! DJTweeny: Hallejulia! EWeston: Tha severals are swarming Young Guy: (side to PP: "Stand back, Bradshaw. Roto Noto programmed for female defense!" Young Guy: ) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Peter Bergman’s RADIO FREE OZ at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ PrincipalPoop: Skittles? DJTweeny: This also goes well with your Borders bit, Cat Young Guy: Uh oh: Clicked on RFO link -- received Fatal (!) Error: Young Guy: Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to undefined function eregi() in /homepages/36/d130157465/htdocs/RFO/components/getid3/getid3.php:63 Stack trace: #0 /homepages/36/d130157465/htdocs/RFO/core/recent_list.php(17): getID3->getID3() #1 /homepages/36/d130157465/htdocs/RFO/index.php(54): include('/homepages/36/d...') #2 {main} thrown in /homepages/36/d130157465/htdocs/RFO/components/getid3/getid3.php on line 63 cease: it does, tween PrincipalPoop: you sound pretty good for being fatal DJTweeny: Must have changed the link, let me find the new one Young Guy: of course, in the words of Randy Newman, maybe I'm doing it wrong... PrincipalPoop: you want the 128 stream anyway, to listen to what we are listening to, young guy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm glad I don't look like McCain Young Guy: Not yet PrincipalPoop: with age and a bad haircut, I look like Dick Cheney lool rebozoette: shoulder on rebozoette: clean your shorts PrincipalPoop: rock on EWeston: There maybe a untapped halloween market in this idea. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Peter Bergman’s RADIO FREE OZ at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive Rufus_T_Firetween: good link ^^ Young Guy: hm. are the links above [listen.ehhh.us] identical links to the rfo, or Something Completely Different? PrincipalPoop: you explain it tween lol I am not sure lol Young Guy: sorry for the q's. newbie in house. ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from Peter Bergman’s Radio Free Oz show podcasts - “JOINING THE CAMELS IN HELL: THE BEST OF THE BEST, JUNE 2010” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out RADIO FREE OZ At >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive' EWeston: Go for onr of the listen ehhh us hilights PrincipalPoop: that is ok, bend over and roll up your arm. do you want regular or premium? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We've all been there, YG rebozoette: you are welcome new guy DJTweeny: Young guy, the first two links in the Header at the topof the page are for listening rebozoette: young guy too lol DJTweeny: the last link is for the RFO page EWeston: Sneeze raise your right leg, and flee the country PrincipalPoop: calm yourself rebozoette, no drooling rebozoette: on the mend to mending DJTweeny: lol rebozoette: hey its a girl thing lol PrincipalPoop: I will be polite and ok ok lol rebozoette: double it rebozoette: fold on dotted line PrincipalPoop: a briny kiss EWeston: Brine it Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive rebozoette: saltless pickles Young Guy: Then a voice came through the ether. "Delay and divert." Young Guy: No gong, but it seemed vaguely oracular. PrincipalPoop: delay and divert right, ok, you are locked on rebozoette: taste lots cease: i must spend more time listeningto these. i heard them all then first broadcast but like all firestuff it bears many relisenings EWeston: Tofu makes a wonderful replacement. Drying it is a little tricky though Young Guy: salt jones. nephew of indy, as I recall. PrincipalPoop: who is tofu? is she canadian too? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: trick with tofu is to freeze it - gives it a much more meaty texture EWeston: She is the lady with the clown mallet standing behind you PrincipalPoop: hell, you made me look... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol DJTweeny: lol EWeston: Didn't see her did you. She's quick PrincipalPoop: I will go check the front door is locked, brb rebozoette: killer cheese puffs rebozoette: ferment me Young Guy: Wonder if related to Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... llanwydd: that sounds familiar EWeston: Omlete Du Fromase Young Guy: adhesive cheese. egad. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesey poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs..... llanwydd: well, my ambien is kicking in DJTweeny: the walls are starting to melt? Young Guy: no, that was the cheese Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol!! llanwydd: something like that tween Young Guy: American Association of Petroleum Jelly? ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: no evenin cease: bergman's on air bad trip was about peoploe with melty hats coming thru the walls of the studio. llanwydd: maybe I might see melthing chees before long llanwydd: is that factual, cat? pete had a bad trip on the air? PrincipalPoop: back, got a smoke for my nerves I am not scared of clowns, much PrincipalPoop: in gay paree cease: thats why he so often mentions melty hats. llanwydd: lol llanwydd: I thought he was saying melody hats cease: in 66 or 67, early days. as i recall, it was some edible from david crosby. PrincipalPoop: who was it that beats off into his hat? cease: yes, a big event in firesign realtiy, llan. cease: hope proc talks about it in his upcoming autobi EWeston: Dr Onan Winkydink llanwydd: very funny PrincipalPoop: that is him, thanks EWeston: Another APB out on him? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: pelican briefs.. lol llanwydd: when I take ambien I see this page in 3D llanwydd: the words come off the page rebozoette: lol PrincipalPoop: oh a neighbor, I live in 4F Johan Amadeus Myjetski: into their hats? llanwydd: well, we dont know about that yet PrincipalPoop: into everybodys hats EWeston: Sure, they had their own labelled hats, and everything PrincipalPoop: i could use a wish right now a wish right now, is that KD? llanwydd: I used to see garden gnomes sitting with me around the couch EWeston: hen worn a sure ticket to be denied access to any public restroom PrincipalPoop: rapping, like early bob dylan EWeston: Impersnating Minny Pearl rebozoette: bubbles up llanwydd: dylans voice was best on new morning PrincipalPoop: Hooooowdeeeeeeeeeee llanwydd: who mentioned dylan? EWeston: That's it esacky PrincipalPoop: a wish or fish? I could use a fish right now Young Guy: Hayley Williams with B.o.B. cease: i dont think dylan's voice and best can be used in the same sentence llanwydd: I must be really on my way to bed ut I would rather stay with the garden gnomes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I wish I had a wish to wish a wish away.... sometimes.... DJTweeny: lol Llan EWeston: A consenting fish is probably faking it PrincipalPoop: the sandman is our friend, hangout with him for a while llanwydd: I had to go to the doctor today with a horrible fit of gingivitis cease: that metaphor works well for ossman and he's probably not on ambiet llanwydd: dont know what I did wrong llanwydd: dave ought to try it EWeston: I've decided I can floss every day PrincipalPoop: it can happen regardless of what you do... Young Guy: "I'm not racist but...." never ends well EWeston: Well that's comforting cease: or not. your choice. llanwydd: flossing is a lost cause on some of my teeth. I may have to have one out PrincipalPoop: gingivitis is kid stuff, I have periodontalististist DJTweeny: here come the birds again EWeston: I'm waiting for two caps over forty years old to fail PrincipalPoop: i heard, you did not need to tell me I heard lool llanwydd: not THIS early Johan Amadeus Myjetski: excellent birds llanwydd: Ive never had a cap DJTweeny: thought you might, P ;) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Peter Bergman’s RADIO FREE OZ at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/?p=archive EWeston: Two front teeth abcessed in the navy. They put the caps in with a hammer PrincipalPoop: my teeth are in super shape, gums like rotten custard, ewwww lol DJTweeny: pork flavored shrimp lol llanwydd: abcess makes the heart grow fonder DJTweeny: ah, no Llan PrincipalPoop: oh abcess, not recess, nevermind EWeston: I was flying in an unpressurised airplane when they hit. Try to find a submarine rebozoette: it cooks itself ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' PrincipalPoop: ouch ew ouch Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sounds like one-footfighter-22 EWeston: I spent some time lying on the floor during the flight rebozoette: 3 upper caps have fallen out EWeston: Yah they have a life time. I think mine are over due to deteriorate PrincipalPoop: poor rebozoette, did you swallow them and then well, find them to re-insert lol rebozoette: time heals all sandwiches llanwydd: well Im going to join the gnomes a while and then die for a few hours PrincipalPoop: that is why they call them heroes rebozoette: time for pudding lol ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" llanwydd: nite folks PrincipalPoop: nighty night llan cease: come back to life in time for next week's show, llan EWeston: Happy reserection ||||||||| llanwydd is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:54 PM. PrincipalPoop: give young guy a gin and tonic catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gets young guy a gin and tonic. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." rebozoette: cease DJTweeny Elayne Elmer Ho EWeston llanwydd PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetwee nite fireheads fun stuffies here and cat wow and tweeny da best cease: bergman had quite a crew for that show. EWeston: Otay you all take take Y rascals Merlyn: Tanks again tweenerino cease: next week i'mcollaging a long austin tale. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love, love to all! Thanks for the laughs, EVERYBODY! rebozoette: wee i said wee PrincipalPoop: yes thanks tween and all, see you next month DJTweeny: be well PrincP PrincipalPoop: I love this song DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... PrincipalPoop: I will stay lol Young Guy: fun. see you all again. Young Guy: 'night. PrincipalPoop: everyone is a bozo on this bus PrincipalPoop: welcome again yg cease: we're always here, guy. at least some of us, every thurs ||||||||| Around 10:58 PM, Young Guy walks off into the sunset... PrincipalPoop: are you a hostage? are you a spy? PrincipalPoop: I am not all here, ever DJTweeny: "We're all here because we're not all there..." PrincipalPoop: I did not have dinner, oh you guys, night night ||||||||| 10:59 PM -- PrincipalPoop left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| At 11:00 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| cease says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, cease exits at 11:00 PM. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "2:11 AM? 2:11 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Clem enters and sits on the couch. ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Clem - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 2:56 AM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Clem - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
George Stevens
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
Young Guy
