||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 16, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts RedPillTweeny into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 5:05 PM, then departs. ||||||||| It's 5:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts DJTweeny in through the front door at 8:10 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 8:14 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (music about smoking) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies NancyKat in through the front door at 8:38 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi Nancy DJTweeny: music in just a minute NancyKat: Hey, Tweeny! (whispers) hi rugus! NancyKat: Here here! There there! NancyKat: rufus...ru-fus...FECK you, keyboard! DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: haha NancyKat: I teek she ees droonk... DJTweeny: "This thing is obviously defective." ~ Mel Brooks in Blazing Saddles DJTweeny: well, tomorrow _is_ St. Patrick's day, so you're just getting a head start :) NancyKat: Ahhh, a classic. Goddess, with all those we've lost in these last two years, I'm scared for Brooks...and Tim Curry NancyKat: I don't drink...that much...messes up my Hullabaloosance, don't ye know, lad... DJTweeny: You remember the scene? Where he's he can't make a paddle ball toy work? DJTweeny: *he can't NancyKat: Yeah-As soon as I turned 13, My Mom showed me RHPS and most Mel Brooks movies, although seeing as I grew up on Monty Python, Dr. Who and Star Trek.... DJTweeny: love Python as well DJTweeny: and Trek DJTweeny: Young Frankenstein was a hoot ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" NancyKat: It was about that time I first heard DCTDHMTP and Bozos. I've never been the same since... DJTweeny: Firesign can have that effect ;) DJTweeny: They sort of have their own take on reality going NancyKat: LOL-My Mom told me about going to "SEE" YF...While necking and poking smot may have "enhanced" the experience...I don't think doing it ALL THROUGH the movie counts as seeing it... DJTweeny: heheh ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Ralph disembarks at 8:48 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Ralph: Just look at this grape DJTweeny: proof and everything! NancyKat: Evenin', Ralph! NancyKat: Is this GD, Tweeny? Ralph: Gene Wilder was just exactly that Ralph: hallo, Nancy DJTweeny: It's Kris Kristofferson DJTweeny: "I May Smoke Too Much" NancyKat: REALLY!? Wow...I knew he did some singin' with Janis, but never heard him. Has that jam Band blues feel that GD does. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:51 PM and Cease steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. NancyKat: Covered in Oleo margerine... Ralph: hey, that's my line NancyKat: Cease! Howdy hey! DJTweeny: Hey Cease Cease: more appropriate music, tween DJTweeny: This is Commander Cody Ralph: well, i guess it's about time to Light Up Cease: hi nancy and ralph too. NancyKat: Ralph-Well,you better pick your cues up faster! DJTweeny: "Smoke! Smoke! Smoke!" Ralph: Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen!!! Cease: hey ralph, do you know a toronto singer (female) named ralph? i just heard h er new song this week. fantastic Ralph: thank you Nancy ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" NancyKat: Great-now I want to hear "Missisippi Squirrel Revivial"... Ralph: i don't know nothin' about no Toronto Cease: bigtgest city in canada. a long way from me (vancouver) NancyKat: Ralph-Space captain? And the world of tomorrow? DJTweeny: Nino says Ralph is from NJ Cease: her song will be in a collage in two weeks Ralph: Space Cowboy, maybe Ralph: best song Steve Miller ever did DJTweeny: Urban Spaceman? Cease: i'm the urban spaceman, baby. here comes the twist: i don't exist DJTweeny: Good SM tune indeed Cease: did a colage on that, i think. done so many i cant recall em all NancyKat: Speaking of, have you seen Cowboy bebop? DJTweeny: Neil Innes and Carole Cleveland did it live with Monty Python DJTweeny: (urban spaceman) Cease: oh no more shootings in france. fuck DJTweeny: oh no :( ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston falls out at 8:55 PM. NancyKat: Feck. EWeston: Why hello there Tweeny Rufus Cat and Nanncy Cease: my wife Fumiyo is going to Provence in May and I'm going to Paris in June. Don't want to get killed. NancyKat: Ew! HIHI! EWeston: You'll be glad to know my iron lung is working again. NancyKat: Ahh, the Moog, like the harpsichord-an underrated instrument. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and rebozoette disembarks at 8:58 PM. Cease: glad to hear it hasnt rusted Cease: hi rebo DJTweeny: would be nice to avoid that, yes cease DJTweeny: Hi EW, rebozoette Ralph: Quelle suprise rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat Ralph hello all of youse and tweeny thanks rebozoette: hi cat how is it going Ralph: Bostone Cease: great, rebo. just finished a new, rather short collage DJTweeny: sure is, man... Cease: also got reservation at a paris fish restaurant. hope the fish dont mind. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 16, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" rebozoette: ralph has seen snow in more than one state lol EWeston: Another three quarters of a year honest labor and it'll qualify for social security. rebozoette: yeah cat Cease: finally warmed up to rain here. NancyKat: Phish heads? rebozoette: goosey Ralph: i need to add some ripples to my spread.... Ralph: LOL rebozoette: peck the packa derms NancyKat: rebozo! HIHI...Pick a pecka pachys? ||||||||| PrincipalPoop tiptoes in around 9:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Cease: nipples are better than ripples Cease: hi poop NancyKat: Poop! Hey! PrincipalPoop: howdy howdy howdy rebozoette: if you can derm em EWeston: Couple cubic miles of sand and some wind would give you some great ripples. EWeston: Pooper, Mz Bozoette PrincipalPoop: hehe he said nipples hehe ||||||||| Catherwood leads ''Bob'' in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Ralph: St. Patrick Henry rebozoette: wind on the H2O EWeston: Hi Bob PrincipalPoop: bob Cease: where is the sahara when you don't need it? Cease: bob NancyKat: Hi...Bob... ''Bob'': Just in time for nipples! Ralph: Give me Librium, or give me Meth!!! PrincipalPoop: oh mahavi NancyKat: Ralph-Lithium? EWeston: Keep it in a pocket universe and it'll stay fresh ||||||||| Outside, the 9:04 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Not Ed coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Not Ed: Pork? Cease: Hi Not DJTweeny: Hi Ed (or not) Ralph: Steve Sandoz? EWeston: Good cause I'm Ed PrincipalPoop: gu edd hiys' Not Ed: Hi Tweeny ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “RADIO NOW LIVE! (Part 1)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out RADIO NOW LIVE! At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln' Not Ed: Hey Cease EWeston: Any desert on hand Cease: hows it going, all? NancyKat: MMM Just Deserts... EWeston: Madness, and you Ralph: I'm Not Joe ''Bob'': First foot of snow melting, ready for more this weekend... DJTweeny: it's going Cease: is this from frisco? NancyKat: And he's not ED? Ralph: YAY!!! DJTweeny: This is a really fine and fun concert :) EWeston: Breitbart says fer shur, no. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elmer Ho gets out at 9:07 PM. ''Bob'': IOW, there's snow all over the highway in Mystic, CT. Cease: hey ho Elmer Ho: hello dear friends DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Cease: makes it even more mystic Ralph: *spits out a mouthful of rhum EWeston: Ell mer NancyKat: Bob-find a syrup truck and we can have sno-cones... PrincipalPoop: Mister Ho, where is Don? ''Bob'': You can never step into the same snowflake twice rebozoette: sloan turtle DJTweeny: Hi Bob Elmer Ho: Don is upstairs, helping Porcelain make the bed Cease: lao tse didnt live in canada EWeston: Some of those snowflakes are illegal. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE!!” at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln Not Ed: Mind if I move this here antenna? ''Bob'': "Frostbacks" ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." PrincipalPoop: Oh porgie porgie Cease: bergman just got more sonorous over the years DJTweeny: a slight twist on Native American mythology DJTweeny: Hi P PrincipalPoop: the technical vastness of the future ''Bob'': Still waiting for Tweeny to find me a job in his nice, warm state... ;) EWeston: Only if there's a R in the month Not Ed: Hey PPoop Cease: dont more this there antenae. wiki-cia is listening DJTweeny: If you work in the tech sector it would be easy to find one in Austin PrincipalPoop: look in fijipedia ''Bob'': Well, if this economics thing doesn't work out, I can always go back to slingin' the bits. EWeston: Most early rocks sank.
Not Ed initiates anti-CIA regrooving measures. Cease: iuve heard nothing but good things about austin,tween. NancyKat: Time for Thyme-PDQ Bach...Oratorio-The Seasonings PrincipalPoop: twisted and shouted Not Ed: Release the worms! DJTweeny: the big South By Southwest Festival in progress now (www.sxsw.com) rebozoette: play it bakie yards Not Ed: (that'll get 'em) EWeston: Licence you aomebas! Not Ed: Hi reboz ''Bob'': Austin really does sound about perfect for me. I mean, any city that prides itself on staying weird can't be all bad. Ralph: hahahahahaha PrincipalPoop: your crobe and microbe DJTweeny: It does indeed, although with all the rich tech folks from Cal moving here it's getting more difficult to keep it that way ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." NancyKat: Hi, Not Ed. EWeston: The passion that dare not speak its name> PrincipalPoop: urh Ralph: Also Sprach Not Ed: Hi NK EWeston: ugh rebozoette: hi not ed NancyKat: OOF! EWeston: Dig it
''Bob'' plays his kazoo
Not Ed joins in EWeston: The kazoo wins NancyKat: The Great Kazoo! NancyKat: plays triangle
rebozoette is happy ''Bob'': Brilliant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T75MC69N2IU PrincipalPoop: he who smelt the rock dealt it Ralph: the {yramid Scheme ''Bob'': (The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra - Sprach Kazoostra) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE!!” at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln rebozoette: use it on the other end EWeston: Over there Eric Clapton ukelale. Hi Eric! Ralph: haha "Bob" NancyKat: Poop-Oy...I prefer The Hot Scot, RIP... PrincipalPoop: which end ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Not Ed: what other end ''Bob'': J. Arthur Rank on gong! Not Ed: we're confused Ralph: you manatee rebozoette: not the visible signs NancyKat: Hugh... EWeston: And specially flown in for us a session's gorilla on vox humana PrincipalPoop: it will fall over Cease: one of the only german words i know. gotterdamerung. the twilight of the gods ''Bob'': Gesundheit! Not Ed: the invisible signs? then how will you know where to stop? Not Ed: you're welcome Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Ralph: Dr. Bellow's Pneumatic Institute EWeston: Slow steam NancyKat: Schisse rebozoette: itsa all chace without chace rebozoette: no ns PrincipalPoop: for anybody for anywhere Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone a loco weed cookie ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a loco weed cookie. PrincipalPoop: hail grid Ralph: Nancy! EWeston: Fer ebba Elmer Ho: + Not Ed: the Mighty Grid rebozoette: lalalalala Elmer Ho: - NancyKat: WOOHOO-COOKIE! Cease: speaking of comets, my first radio play was about a comet Not Ed: Watch out for grid bugs. rebozoette: wow cat Not Ed: Thumbs up, NK. Cease: proctor and his wife melinda suggested i write a radio play and there was a comet in the sky so i took them up on it. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com Not Ed: Well Cat was right about the comet. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: I dip mine in water, And then coat them in flour and deep fry threm Cease: y4eah, it's called Inside. Stole the naration from a Disney ride and some Firesign pyramids. Cease: left, ed ''Bob'': Sounds like a Halley of a good idea. EWeston: Waffle Ed Ralph: I want the full police package Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Not Ed: Sounds like a ticket to ride. What letter is it? EWeston: Including the bomb under the seat? PrincipalPoop: eddy bauer k3wl Ralph: better yet, the Crown Victoria full police package Cease: ossman said, do something more original, so, there was a Sasquatch symposium at my alma mater UBC so I wrote a new play about it. you'll hear it next week. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies cpfirezine inside, makes a note of the time (9:22 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: cool, cease Cease: the play was written and produced in 96 but it will seem like new to you. EWeston: Hello stranger DJTweeny: Hi cpfirezine Cease: paladino? Not Ed: Hi hi hi Mr. Deltoid. PrincipalPoop: everything I know is still wrong anywho Ralph: take a left on John Paul Sartre Street cpfirezine: Hey everyone! Just got off the phone with Luke Poling. Taylor put him in touch with me regarding a Firesign movie he plans to produce. Sounds VERY interesting! rebozoette: no now no weight Cease: sex with hat on radio, how many distances is that? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Elmer Ho: now that's what I need - a prescription beer for older americans Not Ed: Nifty news! Cease: tell us more, cp DJTweeny: Is that the documentary, cpfirezine? PrincipalPoop: Imax? 3D tom cruise and meryl streep? Disney? Not Ed: Don't knock hat sex. But anyway..... cpfirezine: He interviewed me for over an hour. rebozoette: wow Cease: i mean, there have been a lot of these attempts before, eh? ''Bob'': Hot dog! Can't keep up with the wealth of Firesign material lately. Not complaining! Not Ed: Can we be in it? Ralph: Bottom Fiedler Films NancyKat: Radio Then... Not Ed: lol Ralph NancyKat: KANE! cpfirezine: He's looking at Peter's story initially. You know, there are a many years in Peter's life that are a mystery to us all. EWeston: i think its don't nock the hat off during sex PrincipalPoop: yes yes I want a walk on, or be a shoulder in a crowd Cease: he should interview me. i;ve followed the fiersign since there beginnings, but i'm uglier than shit. DJTweeny: lol Cease: who is us,cp? cpfirezine: The movie is intended to focus on the work they did, not so much the personal stuff. Not Ed: lol Could be EW, could be PrincipalPoop: we are us, I think, maybe not then who are they? Cease: good idea, cp EWeston: We should get a grant and carefully study the act NancyKat: Poop-Who Am us anyway? Not Ed: Nothing about that "Lost Weekend" in Tierra delFuego then? cpfirezine: For instance, who really knows the full story of how Peter went to and worked in Europe before coming back the US and landing in LA. Ralph: InYour Face Now Radio DJTweeny: lol PrincipalPoop: Quite Cease: though their work was aimed at the ear, and there most success there. little video did they make, and that was too much. DJTweeny: not I cp Ralph: You're up cpfirezine: Peter kept a lot of that stuff close to the vest. He built a mythology about himself. PrincipalPoop: He was CIA, didn't you read the leaked emails? Cease: i know a lot of that, cp. DJTweeny: haha P Ralph: Fumigants on their way to the Zillion Bug March Not Ed: what the? cpfirezine: He claimed to have worked in the Kennedy white houe. NancyKat: We're ALL Cia or NSA... cpfirezine: white house Cease: he discussed his euope years at length in his last podcast series. Not Ed: well blow me down with an anchovy. Ralph: oh my cp DJTweeny: in what capacity, ep? EWeston: Beware the bellow's anchovie Cease: yes he spoke of that at length on his shows. why don't you have that info? cpfirezine: OK, so you sleuths get this material together so we can pass it along. Not Ed: with eyes cpfirezine: Not sure in what capacity. Cease: many ears are better than no ears. Not Ed: cool cpf EWeston: And arms cpfirezine: He put it out there and noone ever asked a follow up PrincipalPoop: sal bellow and humboldts gift Cease: arent al his rfo podcastrs on line somewhre? ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Not Ed: there are eyes and ears in every microwave Cease: i've used some in my collages Not Ed: so don't turn them on! blech! PrincipalPoop: tastes like pork Not Ed: Pork! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" NancyKat: Machines made of pork? EWeston: I use mine to launch multi stage tater tot missles cpfirezine: See what you can find Cease Ralph: US Plus Not Ed: Clouds of fresh.... DJTweeny: There's been legislation introduced in TX to allow people to refuse/remove 'smart meters' PrincipalPoop: that is us Cease: when pigs flyl Cease: wil do, cp EWeston: Nuf said Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Not Ed: How Pigs Flys, I love that LP. NancyKat: Pork Floss is a thing that should not be...even Cthulhu dwon't eat it... Ralph: Sports!! Cease: also ask proctor. he's very askable, as you know. maybe pete;s daughter. DJTweeny: Is thay by Pink Floyd The Barber, Ed? cpfirezine: I told Luke I'd send him some material to get started. If anyone thinks they've got a unique story - there will be opportunities for all to tell them. Not Ed: Davis Ozric I believe Cease: she was efusive to me at pete's memorial in kirkland. dont know what's up with her now. Ralph: You don't wanna see it? Get yourself blinded! EWeston: leapin lampreys PrincipalPoop: I have been to Los Angeles. I think the firesign were there too, sometime DJTweeny: sure wish she'd stop by and say hi on occasion Cease: talk to tom gedwilllow, cp. he knows the material better than i. also doc technical. you have their contacts, eh? Cease: they are from la, poop. no la, no firesign. Not Ed: Marshal McLuhan stories Ralph: i can't believe we are only 35 minutes in Cease: you hear my mcluahn colages, not? cpfirezine: Yes, I do. I mentioned Gedwillow to him. I imagine Taylor has put him in touch with Doc Elmer Ho: i bet mom's whole farm on armageddon - I need to find an excuse to use that someday Cease: is your time moving, ralph? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Not Ed: Oh yes hugely fun plus a surprise or two (boom!) PrincipalPoop: yes, the love-in thing. when was the last love-in? time for another? Ralph: aw shucks Cease: bergman ghost really happy about the fact that people still say love in. ''Bob'': I like to lease a knee. Ralph: LOFL PrincipalPoop: I can dig it Not Ed: 24/7 LOVE-IN rebozoette: flies buy a night Not Ed: burglars and flies? cpfirezine: Judy Garland had a song out called "Let's go to the Love In" way before he popularized it PrincipalPoop: that air conditioned factory is a landmark EWeston: Unless they've been weighed Not Ed: cool cpf, did not know Cease: really, cp? Ralph: its beautiful PrincipalPoop: I think she spelled it inn Cease: good to know. Not Ed: fully equipped, PP cpfirezine: You may be right about that. The Freditor told me about it. I'll blame him. rebozoette: rum news PrincipalPoop: mirrored ceilings, the works Not Ed: numb ruse ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Ralph: the Terrible News Drought EWeston: The fuzzy handcuffs? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd Not Ed: Fake News Deluge PrincipalPoop: Oh E, you scamp cpfirezine: Goota scoot. I'll try to post more about the film when I know more! See you on the funway!! PrincipalPoop: wonderful news cp, ciaooo Ralph: um, thanks for the upload Mr. cp DJTweeny: later cp EWeston: I confess to being a scamp scout as a small sprout Not Ed: By cpf Cease: you leaving, cp? Not Ed: +e cpfirezine: Yep - 4:45am will kick my butt if I stay up longer than 10pm. rebozoette: chickens and pots Not Ed: must czech dog brb Elmer Ho: yikes cp, that's inhuman Cease: not staying around long enough to hear my new collage? cpfirezine: And a gig tomorrow night. It'll be a long day. Cease: thats early, cp Cease: sleep well cpfirezine: I'll take a raincheck Cease! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ EWeston: Groove on cp Elmer Ho: thanks for the info cp PrincipalPoop: st patrick putting you to work? Rufus_T_Firetween: you can listen there, ep ^^ rebozoette: unload the weapon ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters at 9:44 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. PrincipalPoop: almost 10 pm? are you at sea in the Pacific? DJTweeny: Hi Johan PrincipalPoop: hi Jam Cease: i live on forever, or some ealier version of it. EWeston: Jammy Cease: hey jam Ralph: You may not know where you are, but you'll never forget how you got there! NancyKat: JAM-hihi! Cease: opposite is more true, ralph. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi dat, cease, & everybody! Sorry to be late, but I do have a note from my parents... PrincipalPoop: oh the timezones go the other way, longitude not latitude with an attitude Elmer Ho: we jammin baby DJTweeny: lol Johan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE!!” at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln PrincipalPoop: better be a C note or you are in trouble rebozoette: loboliciouse NancyKat: The Shelab is feelin' poorly... Elmer Ho: is our children learning Ralph: Mental Detectors? Ralph: Finally, I can afford to pay someone to kill my husband! DJTweeny: have to ask Shrub, Elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: brb Cease: loco and lobo both Cease: such exuberance. EWeston: Our White House has mental rejectors To protect the inhabitants DJTweeny: Trump is covering the roof with tinfoil? Cease: oh this is the portland show@ NancyKat:Tweeny-And wire hangers? DJTweeny: sure is Cease: a lot of us went to the seattle shows DJTweeny: could be EWeston: He's going to force the Mexican Mole men to create a full faraday cage around the sucker DJTweeny: after they build the wall, of course rebozoette: put it back for later NancyKat: And a Tesla coil? Cease: good future in wall stocks PrincipalPoop: The king of the mole people will not stand for that. Might sit by though. EWeston: A national securtiy issue of course. Let's see what FOX news has to say about it. Cease: i am so happy not to have it here, ew DJTweeny: that's where I get all my national security news. not. ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: He does have a wicked slouch Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Merlyn The Web Magician sez... If people want their pictures to be added to the Rogue's Gallery, just post a link to a pic in the chat EWeston: Good for Canada. They threw FOX out of the country DJTweeny: they did? Cease: i was in southern cal in a few airports in the middle of the previous decade. it seemed to be on all the tim en the airport, with lots of soldierfs miling about. EWeston: Yup Cease: yew, ew. we have many good qualities. Cease: i could see where trump comes from, just from my time in those airports. EWeston: Nice highways through middling spectacular scenery. ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Ralph: 18 years ago............... PrincipalPoop: afk, shooting reds and yellows all day NancyKat: I used to have Weirdly Cool on VHS... Ralph: LOFL Cease: dont they shoot back? rebozoette: aunt sofies Cease: all three of those words are from another era, nancy EWeston: Snap out of it George rebozoette: sloop it NancyKat: Cease- Up until a few years ago (when they were stolen) I STILL had 8 tracks, Vinyl and LP's... Cease: antiques. probly worht a fortune. NancyKat: I mean 45's and lps. Cease: i started buying 45s, later albums long ago. EWeston: Vinyls getting popular again DJTweeny: There's a special place in Radio Prison for people who steal vinyl collections NancyKat: I even had a few picture discs. DJTweeny: wow Cease: wow, nancy. Cease: a rare technology Cease: their best ending Ralph: soooooo, that was about an hour, right? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. rebozoette: ;} NancyKat: I may not be "that" old- (39 on the 28th) But in many respects, i'm oldschool. Ralph: toking with De Toqueville Ralph: Smut fascime DJTweeny: Yes Ralph Cease: you and jack benny, nancy DJTweeny: each disc about an hour ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “ADDICTION, SUBTRACTION” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' DJTweeny: oops, wrong title ''Bob'': I like Weird Al's version better. ;) ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “TOKING WITH DeTOQUEVILLE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Cease: this is from a few years, ago, not sure when but a tune i really liked. Ralph: this is not what;s her name is it DJTweeny: Weird Al is such a great talent ''Bob'': Avril Cease: Avvvv Rilll La Veeeen. Elmer Ho: sound a whole lot like Alanis Morrisette but it isn't Ralph: oh good, i was afraid it was what's her name DJTweeny: thanks Cat NancyKat: Cease-One of the raisins I LOVE nick danger-I loved those old radio shows. Ralph: as in Twaylor Sift rebozoette: right arms cat lol Cease: i think avril was inspried by her. Elmer Ho: can't stand whats her name Elmer Ho: they all sound alike nowadays, what with the autotune and processing and so on Ralph: throwaway CD NancyKat: But he was a sk8er boi! LOL. ''Bob'': To be fair, there aren't many songs that can't be improved by becoming a Weird Al parody, tho. Ralph: I need another drink Cease: true, bob ''Bob'': Even "American Pie" PrincipalPoop: back, anita what? Cease: i heasrd his interview on maron. Elmer Ho: did Weird Al ever do a parody of "Helter Skelter"? always thought that would be great ''Bob'': Whoa. I stopped listening to that podcast, but I guess I need to check it out. ''Bob'': The Bobs already perfected "Helter Skleter". Can't possibly improve on theirs. Cease: that was the path not taken for me. he did what i wanted to do when i graduated high school write and record parody songs. Elmer Ho: yeah, the Bobs did it right EWeston: Francozi, who did a splendid solo on the electric shirt collar PrincipalPoop: rebelous libertines all Elmer Ho: but the Weird Al treatment with twisted lyrics would be great Ralph: who knows, I may even stay up for the Late Show after this Cease: these collages are an attempt to do that. Ralph: can I get a hats-off to Mr. Stephen Colbert from anybody here ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:07 PM and dude bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. EWeston: Sthure mang Elmer Ho: i'd take my hat and everything else off for Colbert DJTweeny: Hi dude Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ NancyKat: I Like John Oliver. Elmer Ho: umm... that didn't come out quite right... Cease: i dont know who posted this on facebook but it inpired this collage ||||||||| Elayne bounds in at 10:09 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Cease: i wish i could get him in canada, nancy PrincipalPoop: Hi E Cease: not allowed on my screen. Elmer Ho: howdy E EWeston: It shouldn't be left out Cease: hey El Elayne: evenin' all. I just dropped out to say hello. PrincipalPoop: nice knockers hehe NancyKat: Cease-You can't get the channel or the show? there are clips on his YOU TUBE channel. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cease: hello EWeston: Mz E Cease: only last years, nancy Elayne: Way too emotionally exhausted. Mom's having heart surgery tomorrow. I'm a bit of a wreck. NancyKat: Elayne-All My best and sending good vibes! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Alexis De Tocqueville's Democracy in America >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=De+Tocqueville%2c+Youtube&view=detail&mid=2151CE3FA71FA48C70452151CE3FA71FA48C7045&FORM=VIRE Cease: canada has a cyberwall against me wathing almost anhytihing fronm your country Elayne: Routine pacemaker-and-ablation but I'm still nervous. DJTweeny: Hi E Cease: oh no, el. rebozoette: this is grand PrincipalPoop: be strong. Cease: keep strong. DJTweeny: best possible wishes to your Mom NancyKat: Cease-I've seen a few of the newer ones on the YT. rebozoette: ph sorry e Elayne: I expect to hear from my bro tomorrow afternoon, and I'm headed down there on Sunday to spend a couple days. Elmer Ho: all the best Elayne -- caring for parents takes strength Elayne: Thanks Tween1 PrincipalPoop: I warned you about doing that cat grrrr Elayne: Thenks EH! EWeston: Medical stress can be a bad place Cease: ok i'll check again, nancy ''Bob'': Speaking of Democracy in America, the rest of the family voted that it's time to watch The Americans, so I've gotta run.
''Bob'' hugs Elayne before sauntering out the door ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." PrincipalPoop: ciao bob Elayne: I'd be stronger but I've just been informed my job is changing, I'm moving to a different floor and away from the best job I've ever had to a completely new assignment. Elayne: Not by choice. EWeston: Later Bob Cease: i love this brittish accent talking about a frenchman's experieince of america. DJTweeny: later Bob Elayne: So kind of a perfect storm. I think I'll just hit the hay, I'm good for nothing else today. Cease: bad news, el. but i'm sure you'll do well. DJTweeny: lots of stress, no doubt E :/ ||||||||| At 10:13 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Cease: by bob Cease: by el NancyKat: *BIG HUGG* Elayne! EWeston: Best to all. A curse on your management though PrincipalPoop: change is life, or money back, something like that PrincipalPoop: yes hug, or fist bump, or whatever you want bumped Cease: thats how it differs from the rocks, poop. DJTweeny: I this Richard Pryor, Cat? Cease: yes Cease: someone posted this to facebook and it fit the theme i was going with Cease: half of my inspirations for these comes from facebook stuff PrincipalPoop: the controllers are people that like to control, rocket science DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: true DJTweeny: it takes a certain personality rebozoette: don't panic PrincipalPoop: and the jokers like to joke hahaha NancyKat: I know where MY towel is...do you? Cease: this is from the soundtrack form the moviie Grass. Friesign did some voices for it. Elmer Ho: gtta g0 kebrad is brkn DJTweeny: really? wow DJTweeny: never heard of it ||||||||| Around 10:18 PM, Elmer Ho walks off into the sunset... Ralph: never heard of it PrincipalPoop: ok ho, little bubbies Cease: by ho Cease: look it up DJTweeny: I need to squeeze in A Child's Garden Of Grass sometime ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: It had been in the family for 3.7 generations Ralph: not on Netflix lol Cease: the guy who did it was a friend of michale packer, who was part of the firsesign world in those days Ralph: I own the paperback DJ PrincipalPoop: I had that book, whatever happened to it? ok ralph took it, ok ok Ralph: belonged to Amorphia lol Ralph: predecessor of NORML Cease: you lilke this tune? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Ralph: and this shit is soooooo much better................... PrincipalPoop: cool cat rebozoette: thanks cat rebozoette: GREEN Ralph: how did i miss this EWeston: FUNNYCAR ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" PrincipalPoop: surrealist ensemble? oh come on now ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cease: that was my shortest colage in a while. next week is much longer, about dreams. about 43 min. Ralph: the Biassphere NancyKat: Why am I picturing high Clowns boinging slowly on pogo sticks... Ralph: a vegetarian gets eaten by cannibals, in "Real Irony" EWeston: They're trying to escape the bounds of time DJTweeny: that would be somewhat ironic Cease: not exactly pumping iron? PrincipalPoop: duty on the peanuts Cease: is this frm Fools in Space, Tween? Ralph: LOL ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dude - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Ralph: not Sweden, but Oswego Cease: by dude DJTweeny: It's labeled Firesign on NPR. From an NPE broadcast, pretty sure DJTweeny: *NPR Cease: is this from the album, tween? DJTweeny: no it isn't Ralph: it's the oldest pub in the airport! Cease: i have it and i'm too lazy to check DJTweeny: not sure where I picked it up PrincipalPoop: a blarney stone under every bar stool Cease: this is greatr rebozoette: I wish Ralph: LOL Poop PrincipalPoop: another great golden hind show rebozoette: very great Ralph: all hail Mara Liason ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: a DOMM Let’s Eat broadcast “ASSORTED COLD CUTS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' EWeston: Hail and rain forevah ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Ralph: Eustaces ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" PrincipalPoop: eustis Cease: hpoe y'all enjoyed the democracy collage. Ralph: Eustises? NancyKat: stupid dog... DJTweeny: nope, not on ATF Cease: not what caesar wants to hear, ew Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ EWeston: Speak catshup bottle tor me! Ralph: yah, it was highly informative DJTweeny: Yeah Cease, that was cool. Been meaning to read that book for a long time, will have to do it now DJTweeny: ** Link to a free copy of Democracy In America >> https://archive.org/details/democracyiname01tocq Ralph: this sounds so familiar, and yet.... PrincipalPoop: new to me, or my alzheimers is acting up, good either way Ralph: the stereo separation on the laptop is SUPREME DJTweeny: and yet, so near, Bob... DJTweeny: cool DJTweeny: Chairman Maose lol Ralph: Nix on In China EWeston: Just heard somthing for Not Insane there Cease: big inspiration to the fireguys Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Who was, cease, the Nix or Mao? Ralph: the Methane Beanstalk rebozoette: fartz EWeston: And an Angels loses another skate key Ralph: Pluto and Goofy rebozoette: dog nab it Ralph: outlandish PrincipalPoop: definite cold cuts brrrr Ralph: my name's Artie Choke EWeston: Are these your dog's teeth? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, it's just his breath... rebozoette: k9 k9s EWeston: It's only, they seem to still be attached PrincipalPoop: oh my Johan Amadeus Myjetski: To your arm? EWeston: At the wrists and ankles NancyKat: Ew-AW...you beat me to it.... EWeston: No to the dog. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh, a jacket headed woman, eh? PrincipalPoop: what the hell it this? a brewhaha EWeston: With her nose upthrust, thusly! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Jackel ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" PrincipalPoop: lool rebozoette: no muscles or cochels PrincipalPoop: cold cut and ok Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol! EWeston: And let's not speak of the limpets PrincipalPoop: sock it to us father Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Always think of Judy Carnes whenever the phrase 'sock it to anyone' comes up PrincipalPoop: or flip wilson, goldie hawn, nixon Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php EWeston: Sammy Davis Jr Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, Judy was a particular focus of my 14 y/o lust PrincipalPoop: cold cut PrincipalPoop: it has been closer to 40 than 14 years Ralph: learning is the shortcut to insolence? Ralph: wlizabeth worley Ralph: lol EWeston: Gary Owens, Ruth Buzzy NancyKat: Ralph-Omaha the Cat dancer? Ralph: so sffing hilarious Cease: i dont dance NancyKat: Cease-LOL... Cease: owens was god-like persona on la radio pre firesign, big influence on them. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Me neither, Cease... PrincipalPoop: loitering was fun rebozoette: ranguauge Ralph: utterly without value EWeston: Second year you could learn pimping Cease: he became naitonally famous for laugh in, as i recalll waste of a great wit. PrincipalPoop: cold cuts indeed Ralph: cool cat Cease: i'm using this on my new collage, for 2 weeks from now. DJTweeny: kewl EWeston: He touched a lot of people. There is some good in that Ralph: have been seeing laugh-in reruns on local NYC broadcast lately Cease: next week is a long colage about dreams. Ralph: LAFF channel probably? ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' PrincipalPoop: bippy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: yes Rlph, Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate rebozoette: ah ah EWeston: Madmen in raincoats riding trickles rebozoette: ah ah EWeston: Tricycles PrincipalPoop: very interesting Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Riding trickle? They have medicine for that now... DJTweeny: good collection of bits on this track PrincipalPoop: cold cold cut EWeston: Before you just had to damply suffer PrincipalPoop: treakle and the ohh whats his name the big wonderland thing rebozoette: Ilook sidewise EWeston: CS Louie? PrincipalPoop: jabberwocky Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Deliverance? I hear banjos... EWeston: My framish boy Cease: ossman couldn't not be a poet if he wanted to. PrincipalPoop: no those are ukes Cease: i used this in one of my recent collages Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or Latvians, perhaps? Cease: you'll hear it next week EWeston: Then I need a sterile wipe PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween, thank you Ralph: Masterpiece DJ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Looking forward already, Cease! Ralph: and CAT EWeston: Buh BYe all and thanx all NancyKat: BB all! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks DJT, Cat & all! Love, love love to you all! Ralph: what a freakin blast rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski NancyKat PrincipalPoop Ralph rebozoette thanks great night happy st pats go green and tweeny yup PrincipalPoop: fun stuff, a lot to think about, but I will do that tomorrow night all DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... PrincipalPoop: ooops happy st patricks day ||||||||| Around 10:57 PM, PrincipalPoop walks off into the sunset... Ralph: that too!! rebozoette: be good ralph ew jam rebozoette: cease great time thanks Ralph: thanks zoette Cease: will be productive as long as i can be. Ralph: ewe too ||||||||| 10:57 PM -- Cease left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). DJTweeny: great attitude, cease Ralph: so hilarious DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Ralph: i am exhausted Ralph: once again, for the first time........... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cpfirezine - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Cease
cpfirezine
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
NancyKat
Not Ed
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
