||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 09, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| RedPillTweeny steals in around 8:07 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| It's 8:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| 10:20 AM: RedPillTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| It's 10:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "7:11 PM? 7:11 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits in front of the fireplace. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 7:35 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Goat Boy steals in around 8:34 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hello Goat Boy ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Steppenwolf) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and TimmMcCoy.com falls out at 8:40 PM. TimmMcCoy.com: GOOD EVENING WILLING SLAVES! DJTweeny: Timm! TimmMcCoy.com:TWEENY! DJTweeny: How you doing tonight, fella? TimmMcCoy.com: Steppenwolf, sweet! DJTweeny: rge brokwn stuff mending? TimmMcCoy.com: Great. Had a marvouls weekend! DJTweeny: *the broken stuff mending? TimmMcCoy.com: Performing live at MarsCon at the Hilton in Minneapolis,MN DJTweeny: good to hear DJTweeny: ah cool, a bunch of the people at RFD are into Marscon TimmMcCoy.com: June, its off to Chicago for FuMPFEST! TimmMcCoy.com: Mending well. Still working on the menatl. DJTweeny: they talk about that one too TimmMcCoy.com: mental TimmMcCoy.com: Old typing fingers need an upgrade. DJTweeny: yeah, that's the toughest of all, for sure DJTweeny: time for a trip to Ralph Spoilsports Used and New Body Parts TimmMcCoy.com: For Sure! TimmMcCoy.com: Met Chris Mezzoleta at MarsCon and he was nothing but "Firesign Theatre" drops for 2 days! TimmMcCoy.com: Mezzolesta DJTweeny: must have been fun :) DJTweeny: Cat's new collage is called "Addiction, Subtraction", so Steppenwolf seemed appropriate ;) TimmMcCoy.com: The whole weekend was a mental health clinic. DJTweeny: I'll bet TimmMcCoy.com: 100% perfect! DJTweeny: good therapy, I'm sure TimmMcCoy.com: THE PUSHER! DJTweeny: oh yeah... ||||||||| Beet steals in around 8:53 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Beet: Evening folks. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Beet: This song always creeped me out DJTweeny: Hi Beet Beet: Dr. Tween DJTweeny: its' a creepy topic Beet: yup Beet: All our "hot bats" gonna sneek in at the top of the hour? ||||||||| Cease sashays in at 8:57 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: usually how it happens ;) Beet: Catherwood keep the door open please. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Beet and queries "Do you have something for me to do?" Beet: Hi Cease DJTweeny: Hi cease Beet: Open the door Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Beet and inquires "Did you want me?" Cease: Wow, Steppenwolfe Beet: Never mind DJTweeny: seemed appropriate to your collage, Cat Beet: Flushing the goods ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 09, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cease: indeed, tween ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's rebozoette, just back from Durham." Cease: Hi Beet, Goat, Rebo, Timm DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny Goat Boy rebozoette TimmMcCoy.com hi all and tweeny thanks for the laughs Beet: I love this Beet: I rebo ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:01 PM and Ralph steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. rebozoette: whose nose rebozoette: hi ralph DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Beet: That was, "Hi rebo". Cease: Frank Beet: Yo Ralph Ralph: Jumpin gee hose of fat Ralph: it rebozoette: hi cat Beet: Hello down there. Cease: Ralph Ralph: is Thursday! rebozoette: yeah ||||||||| "9:03 PM? 9:03 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the divan. llanwydd: whaz real? Beet: Drug oriented cuts. Beet: Hi llan ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN OR SOMEONE LIKE HIM” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out ELECTRICIAN At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-rv' DJTweeny: Hi llan Ralph: hiya friends......... DJTweeny: Beet: Drug oriented cuts. << weren't hard to find lol Ralph: bozos and bozoettes <3 <3 Beet: Got any nice cars to sell, Ralph? llanwydd: this is the second fst album I heard back in high school Ralph: let's just take a look........ llanwydd: I had a cool english teacher who turned us on to firesign llanwydd: as we used to say in the 70s rebozoette: wow Beet: I never heard of teachers that cool. Ralph: musta slipped thru the mental detectors llanwydd: lol rebozoette: procreate that Cease: i had some cool teachers in the late 60s Ralph: me too, and early 70's even Beet: I never procreated anything. Sorry. Ralph: it's worth a try, ain't it Ralph: i need another drink ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Beet: Oh, I tried. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elmer Ho inside, makes a note of the time (9:08 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. rebozoette: me neither beet but we still try lol Elmer Ho: Hello dear friends llanwydd: I just got home from sitting in front of the railroad tracks. a train was stopped on the tracks for half an hour and it was impossible to turn around and get out Beet: Howdy Elmer. llanwydd: what an ordeal Elmer Ho: howdy Beet llanwydd: Hey Elmer Elmer Ho: helllllo llan Cease: Elmer DJTweeny: Hi Elmer llanwydd: llllol Cease: how did that happen, llan DJTweeny: that sux llan Elmer Ho: hello Cease Elmer Ho: howdy Tweeny ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" llanwydd: did indeed DJTweeny: one time that it's good to have a smart phone with you Beet: I can see the chief facing the camera with a tear trickling down his cheek. llanwydd: I had my smart phone at home charging DJTweeny: :/ Ralph: ah yes, Veteran's Day llanwydd: I dont know how or why it happened cat DJTweeny: I bought one of this little portable charging sticks DJTweeny: holds about 2 full phone charges DJTweeny: love how the wind segues into the joint toke Elmer Ho: yknow, I never noticed that before Cease: that is pretty Beet: Boy they had all these sounds so perfect. DJTweeny: "made it out of my own sandless" lol Elmer Ho: even at the 8,643rd listening there's always something new in FST classic work ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:14 PM, dragging nabby by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Cease: nabb ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:14 PM and late as usual, it's E, just back from Hellmouth." llanwydd: hey nab Beet: hi nab nabby: Oh my god it's still warm DJTweeny: amazing, isn't it Elmer? DJTweeny: Hi nabby E: Evenin' all! Dex says hi, we had lunch yesterday. Beet: Hi E ||||||||| At 9:14 PM, E rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." nabby: Hey Tweeny ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elayne in through the front door at 9:14 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Cease: E Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln llanwydd: hey e ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cease: The queen cometh ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Elmer Ho: hlo E Elayne: I asked him if he had any messages for the group, and he said, and I quote, "Keep on keeping on." DJTweeny: Hi Elayne nabby: Hey Elayne Elmer Ho: so hows the bass (?) Elayne? Elayne: He won't be on chat for awhile, his computer's really busted and fixing it isn't a high priority. nabby: Hey all Elayne: Hi nabby! Beet: "Tantric" for "Tonto" nabby: One of my fave sections 4 sure DJTweeny: I think I might envy a lifestyle which doesn't require having a computer ;) Cease: Dexter Fong? Beet: I like when the horse turns into an elephant. DJTweeny: yeah, great moment nabby: classic! rebozoette: hi e rebozoette: hi nabby nabby: hey reboz Ralph: but it's really good roadapple Leftenant Elayne: Yes Cat, that Dex. nabby: good sound fx throughout Cease: Is he well? nabby: there ya go Beet Ralph: sacred tablets lol nabby: lol Elayne: Very well, Cat. He says he walks more slowly but I couldn't really tell. Stilll smoking like a chimney. Cease: he really raced around with me in nyc, climbed his stairs like a gazelle while i huffed and puffed rebozoette: neopolitrain Beet: Beatles quote Elayne: He's not gazelle-ing any more that I know of. :) DJTweeny: yeah, great parody of the Beatles lyrics Ralph: i can hear it now.......... Elayne: Well, the whole guru thing was probably a take on the Maharaji. DJTweeny: doubtless rebozoette: it tickles ya there Elayne: I love this bit, because all the hippies are actually Oldies. Cease: India was very In Beet: lol DJTweeny: you bet nabby: very ungroovy nabby: lol E Cease: we are now Elayne: Lots of Oldie but Goldie Cities nowadays... DJTweeny: yes, and here we are :) lol nabby: There's Tweeny DJTweeny: hiyo rebozoette: nip lace nabby: catherwood give everyone a bong hit ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a bong hit. Ralph: very surrealistic rebozoette: ty DJTweeny: /me could use one nabby: kaff koff sorry DJTweeny: guess I have to make friends with Willie Beet: Is that John or Bobby? Ralph: bobby nabby: great question! rebozoette: backbone slip DJTweeny: Would have to be Bobby, since the album is '68 nabby: I figured Bobby Cease: proc is still doing rfk Elayne: Beet, that Proctor impression was supposed to be Hubert H. Humphrey, I believe. Ralph: i have the best little snoop dogg herbal vape unit ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! nabby: oh! DJTweeny: ah, could be Elayne Elayne: Always sounded more like Humphrey than a Keneedy to me. ||||||||| PrincipalPoop enters at 9:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. DJTweeny: now that you mention it DJTweeny: Hi P Ralph: Eeeenteresting PrincipalPoop: ha low Beet: Yo Poop[ nabby: Hello PPoop Cease: he mentioned on facebook what he was giong to do rfk or had jusr done so for some project Ralph: Major Hitt Cease: poop DJTweeny: We should ask Proc next time he's here Ralph: (y) Beet: Any update on his book? nabby: cool Elayne: Always loved the "Ramparts we read" line. Elayne: I was just a little too young to have read Ramparts. Ralph: thanks for that little embellishment E Ralph: me too Beet: Time for Kafka Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln Ralph: kaf kaf kaf Ralph: ka Beet: Gezoondheit Elayne: Side 2 isn't neary as amusing to me nowadays, considering our immigration horrors... DJTweeny: is that the noise you make when you smoke a Soviet bong? nabby: omg Ramparts we read lol nabby: koff Ralph: czech it again Elayne: "This is definitely not my bag." Elmer Ho: "this is definitely not my bag" Elmer Ho: lol Elayne: Therefore, I bid you adieu. Next week or not, all! Elmer Ho: great minds, etc Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php DJTweeny: be well, Elayne PrincipalPoop: night E ||||||||| Around 9:30 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset... Beet: Nite, Elayne. Ralph: hey, Elayne bid me PrincipalPoop: au revoir nabby: Take care E Cease: By El DJTweeny: lol Ralph Beet: Lord Kichener was the first to "fall over". PrincipalPoop: Lord Kitchener Ralph: has won more battles than he has fought! nabby: generated veneered DJTweeny: defninitely cough-kaesque nabby: lol rebozoette: bring that up again Ralph: khah khah khah nabby: frick and frack PrincipalPoop: and Art Phelgming rebozoette: wait a minute you say animals live on this planet too Ralph: Phlegming? Beet: Whaat a show! ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski steps in at 9:34 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. llanwydd: you dumbelly nabby: Blech PrincipalPoop: cough hack cough nabby: Hi JAM DJTweeny: Hi Johan PrincipalPoop: jam the man Beet: Hey JAM nabby: kiff rebozoette: hahaha Ralph: ya gotta cough to get off Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Maybe yes, maybe no. Do I know what THIS is? nabby: when you're right you're right and you're right Ralph: it's a pickle! PrincipalPoop: a brown paper bag Cease: Jam Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln DJTweeny: this bit could be Python Ralph: you're under a rest! DJTweeny: (of course way before Python) nabby: Let's arrest Trump for impersonating a president Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hello everybody! Hope everyone's well, or at least happy this evening! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Ralph: along with everyone who voted for him nabby: Happy as heck you? Beet: Leather always involved rebozoette: that not legal here PrincipalPoop: no good, no jury of rational citizens would believe it rebozoette: that legal there Ralph: I'm rent with compassion Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Let's charge him with impersonating a human being Beet: Sounds like Clinton, Reagan. nabby: untimely crane accident PrincipalPoop: did you know that legal can be different than lawful? oh those lawyers and judges lol nabby: lol JAM Ralph: or Glenn Beck nabby: you're messing with my head PPoop Ralph: or fucking Alex Jones Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And a poor impersonation at that! Beet: ugh nabby: I love this show, er, track Ralph: time for another Major Hitt llanwydd: dont get me started on alex jones DJTweeny: not really interested in that, Ralph lol Ralph: ok PrincipalPoop: Jaundice nabby: Hi llan Ralph: beat the Reefer!! Beet: Beat The Clock? llanwydd: hi nabby rebozoette: degy dengy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I love Waiting for the Electrician PrincipalPoop: the final threshold DJTweeny: Going to be interesting to see how Trump's AG deals with States with legal weed nabby: Catherwood give everyone a really big disease. ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a really big disease. Ralph: LOL PrincipalPoop: oh no C, don't ohhhhh nabby: aww you didn't BTR rebozoette: oh mine is not killing me Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And P. Poop's right about legal / lawful. It can be both yet still immoral. nabby: ackkkkkkkk ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Beet: When the Storm Troops, er, National Guard start marching . . . nabby: ackkkkk Ralph: you've got Glaubner's disease Ralph: hey, fighting's out of style...... fun's where the fair's at!! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Uh oh. Looks like the really big disease Catherwood gave was poverty. ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Johan Amadeus Myjetski nabby: omg not Glaubner's Ralph: yes,nabby, it's very sad........ Elmer Ho: very much like the lineup to go into the hole in EYKIW PrincipalPoop: I am with nabby on this, please lord not glaubners... nabby: the only cure is Elven hemp rebozoette: I wouldn't even if I could Ralph: i'll take twelve then PrincipalPoop: Of the Hemp sisters? nabby: well that's what I heard Beet: Fill me a pipe, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood fills Beet a pipe. nabby: lol Beet nabby: Great crash + echo PrincipalPoop: no pipe, give me a joint, or reefer, not one of those gd blunts Cease: Catherwood is useful tonight ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Cease and asks "Did you want me?" rebozoette: heavy breading nabby: agree PPoop! rebozoette: taffyish Beet: This is where one says, "OH SHIIIIIT!? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! rebozoette: yeah ty nabby: heavy breadth nabby: Great album! Elmer Ho: heavy breeding ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: several cuts from the DEAR FRIENDS album 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Saw an article today claiming rectal marijuana more effective than smoking it. nabby: Thumbs up Tweeny DJTweeny: thanks nabby :) Beet: You don't have to inhale. nabby: Oh no, JAM ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! PrincipalPoop: I love the story of the sleeping pill suppository, the ad says that you are asleep before you remove your finger Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DEAR FRIENDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln DJTweeny: lol nabby: I actually don't know how to respond rebozoette: cunt trees nabby: koff rebozoette: wow Ralph: can you really fly from Burbank to Oxnard? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lends new meaning to Thai stick... PrincipalPoop: I am old school, except for taking temperatures I guess nabby: lol rebozoette: in low gear nabby: awww thai stick stop I'm sniffling nabby: sniffle DJTweeny: lol PrincipalPoop: Grace slick had someone blow cocaine in a straw up there... how did we get started on this topic? Ralph: mmmmmmm Beet: Being stoned is so nice. llanwydd: I remember thai stick. that was long long ago Ralph: i fondly remember Thai sticks nabby: Jim class PrincipalPoop: those were the days my friend... llanwydd: what the hell were the sticks for? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Jim had class? You sure? nabby: stick em in your ears and nose and hope for the best Beet: I only ever heard about Thai sticks. PrincipalPoop: sticks for breaking bones, stones too Ralph: they hold the little tiny twisted sticky leaves on Cease: very strong, beet. you would remember nabby: these buds of thai weed wrapped around a stem or stick with a strand of hemp PrincipalPoop: hey you smoking mother nature, this is a bust rebozoette: flyer fires DJTweeny: Thai Stick - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai_stick Ralph: and the aroms??? omfg nabby: there we go Ralph: armoa Beet: Sounds nice ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." rebozoette: I'm free Ralph: aroma nabby: rasta hair lol rebozoette: tune in nabby: free as the wind PrincipalPoop: I am not free, but I am reasonably priced rebozoette: wow Beet: Makes me want to watch Cheech and Chong Ralph: RIP Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I's expensive! DJTweeny: does, doesn't it? PrincipalPoop: I ought to go to the marijuana store tomorrow and legally buy some hash oil, omg Ralph: going back to Denver in June nabby: sweet PPoop nabby: you should DJTweeny: does it taste like corned beef? Beet: Have you done that before, Poop? Ralph: still have some of those yummy gummies nabby: great with sunny side up eggs PrincipalPoop: not for years and it used to be daily, that is why I reluctant to start up again lol nabby: we have pot stores all over the place - they're awesome Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Speaking of RIP, I spent last evening listening to Dan Hicks & the Hot Licks... PrincipalPoop: stop breaking stations tween Beet: Can't imagine what that's like Nab nabby: great stuff DJ Tween nabby: like a dream come true but come on over we'll get some ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “ADDICTION, SUBTRACTION” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' DJTweeny: thanks nabby :) Beet: I wouldn't mind passing something around with you fine folks Ralph: amen brotuha Ralph: brutha
DJTweeny passes a virtual joint Ralph: ffffffffffffffffft Elmer Ho: ok, I'm virtually stoned PrincipalPoop: that might be it also, I have no smoking buddies. I know they are easy to find though lol Ralph: here reba, have a draft rebozoette: hitchhikers guide lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Do don't bogart that joint, Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Johan Amadeus Myjetski and mumbles "oh, fuck off Johan Amadeus Myjetski!" DJTweeny: they ended the draft, Ralph ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Ralph: i feel a draft.... PrincipalPoop: draft beer is fine Beet: It;s Nature! rebozoette: rats Ralph: it's in the water Cease: thanks to timm for a clean version of this Elmer Ho: WTF is this??? Elmer Ho: my kinda stuff nabby: meatless hot creatures please Ralph: sparkly Beet: Make mine medium rare. nabby: rat in a box PrincipalPoop: terrier water, bubbly water from the innards of a terrier PrincipalPoop: rat park lol nabby: blech Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Animation About Rat Park >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Rat+Park%2c+Youtube&view=detail&mid=153FE5349E434E753BF3153FE5349E434E753BF3&FORM=VIRE, f ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" nabby: Pork? Cease: thanks tween Ralph: Thompkins? Elmer Ho: my fellow merkins Elmer Ho: this is another nice collage Cat rebozoette: cut the price Ralph: UB40 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** In the Realm of the Hungry Ghosts >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO3zDOncbzc&feature=youtu.be Elmer Ho: just curious, how long does it take to put one together? Beet: This is good. DJTweeny: check the rat link cease, I don't know that it parsed properly Cease: about a week Johan Amadeus Myjetski: gotta run need to go for tonight! THANK You a EVERYBODY!! Love, love & love to all! nabby: It is the nourishment interval ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." nabby: I must go chow DJTweeny: later, Johan rebozoette: gum fun nabby: Goodnight all & be groovy! Beet: see you next time, JAM. DJTweeny: meange bien, nabby rebozoette: nite nabby DJTweeny: *mange Beet: You leaving too, Nab? G'Nite. DJTweeny: is the rat link good, Cat? Cease: by nab Cease: mine just loaded, tween PrincipalPoop: not the chemicals, it is the cage? nicolas or John rebozoette: glasses now you see it PrincipalPoop: oops night N DJTweeny: OK Cat, so it's what you wanted? ||||||||| 10:07 PM: PeterO jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Cease: ok i'll try them all now ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: Hi Peter Cease: this is iggy pop on maron Cease: peter Elmer Ho: burroughs? Beet: Prisons are the new slavery. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Beet: Hi Peter. Cease: gabor loaded but they are both slow links. Elmer Ho: welcome Peter DJTweeny: Prison labor is big business Beet, for sure Beet: You mean you can just go to a meeting and find God? PrincipalPoop: that or read the Bible pronounced Bib Ell Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com Ralph: where are all the Girl Scout Cookies PrincipalPoop: is that a Joni Mitchell song? Beet: This is hilarious. Elmer Ho: long time passing Ralph: iJudy Collins? Rufus_T_Firetween: lol P PeterO: Hello, all. Ralph: Peter Payl and Mary PrincipalPoop: take a wiff on me PrincipalPoop: hi peter Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Ralph: Speed kills PrincipalPoop: Tom Collins, please Elmer Ho: found out that Der Wienerschnitzel does not sell wienerschnitzel - believe it or don't DJTweeny: Wonder if Ray did that ad as part of a plea bargain for a drug bust rebozoette: oh my Cease: I will put that Judy Collins song in an upcoming collage. rebozoette: who is ready for total reality DJTweeny: is that the new Arrrnold movie? rebozoette: i phone madness PrincipalPoop: a sense of control, don't allow that rebozoette: right ppoop Ralph: stephen and judy in New Haven, Aug '17 DJTweeny: nice Beet: A good example for all. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Ralph: just sayin Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: I don Cease: i wonder if she still sings sunny goodge street Ralph: yes, but k.d. land said..... Ralph: lang PrincipalPoop: oops I don't mind my mind lol Elmer Ho: what is this Cat? Ralph: how bad could it be Cease: this is a local doc named gabor mate. this is this ted talk. Cease: there are many flaws in his logic Rufus_T_Firetween: ** In the Realm of the Hungry Ghosts >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO3zDOncbzc&feature=youtu.be Ralph: RD Laing / k.d. lang Cease: but he's the biggest name in our massive opiate crisis. Ralph: never put that together b4 Elmer Ho: he gets some things write and others wrong Elmer Ho: s/write/right/ PrincipalPoop: beer, use beer Elmer Ho: or not Ralph: oh boy, here we go Cease: you jsut heard this Beet: Pour me a beer, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood brings Beet a beer. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." PrincipalPoop: deja deja ah something Ralph: Roll me a couple of bombers, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood rolls Ralph a couple of bombers. Cease: i think fireisng comedy routines have as much knowledge as any of the experts on the subject DJTweeny: could be, Cat Ralph: Leave them on the side table, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Ralph PrincipalPoop: Fill the hookah Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to PrincipalPoop and says "Would you like something?" Ralph: lLOL Beet: The Art of the Deal rebozoette: smokem or what Ralph: back that suckr right up
DJTweeny tries to imagine Trump buying drugs and arguing for the best price Ralph: Hand one of those bombers to rebozoette, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood hands one of those bombers to rebozoette. rebozoette: we are all in this boat train Cease: i bet has the BEST drugs rebozoette: thanks ralph what a sweetie Cease: he Ralph: <3 <3 <3 DJTweeny: Trump sure was sniffling a lot during the debates rebozoette: am I still here Beet: The earth is running out of room for our crap. Ralph: i wish you weren't lol llanwydd: well I gotta be going. see you next week probably rebozoette: bye llan Beet: See ya llan PrincipalPoop: llan DJTweeny: be well, llan ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:23 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door DJTweeny: I'd say that power could be viewed as an addiction Ralph: also $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Cease: be alive, llan DJTweeny: great topic, Cat DJTweeny: sure, wealth brings a sort of power ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| PeterO - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... rebozoette: hurry up and wait Elmer Ho: gotta scoot - thanks all ||||||||| At 10:26 PM, Elmer Ho vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Cease: by elmer PrincipalPoop: ok elmer DJTweeny: bye Elmer Beet: this is quite good Cease: i dont try and make bad ones, beet PrincipalPoop: Be the lamp, be a rock, get a job Ralph: find delight within Ralph: THAT'S WHY POT IS NOT LEGAL Beet: You definitely the man. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: excellent food for thought Beet: nice rebozoette: we are controlled Cease: this is from an ossman show called Still Waiting for the Electrician. rebozoette: weigh this much read this much work this much DJTweeny: I could make a whole show out of that DJTweeny: maybe I should sometime PrincipalPoop: I am not controlled. why the heck did I write that? rebozoette: right arms Cease: you could indeed, tween DJTweeny: It's an hour by itself Ralph: an hour? how perfect DJTweeny: maybe I'll make a note to do a special sjow playing that first and then Electrician rebozoette: tv anyone lol Ralph: tv, or not tv? Ralph: that IS the question rebozoette: makes us look silly PrincipalPoop: No I am not a transvestite, I just like wearing pretty things rebozoette: but time is needed to be wasted lol Cease: This is Ponta De Areia by Milton Nascimento, on Wayne Shorter's Native Dancer album Ralph: i need much more time to be wasted DJTweeny: cool DJTweeny: love Weather Report Ralph: have tix to see Wayne Shorter in about a month Beet: Some nice sound. Ralph: WITH Herbie Hancock Cease: good for you, ralph ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" DJTweeny: nice, Ralph DJTweeny: wow, great combo PrincipalPoop: sweet Ralph: will be my 3rd time seeing HH within 12 months Ralph: saw Chick Corea 4 TIMES in late '16 DJTweeny: fantastic :) ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" PrincipalPoop: coming back to planet Earth anytime soon? Beet: Hardly anything higher in the world than music in the right hands. Ralph: with SO MANY others Ralph: Bela Fleck, Hubert Laws, John McLaughlin, David Wooten.......... Ralph: Lenny White Beet: Wow ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." rebozoette: reckon on a re con Beet: Saw Bela twice. Great show Beet: That was superb.
rebozoette claps and sends thanks to cat wow ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from Firesign’s RADIO NOW LIVE!! “NICK DANGER, THIRD EYE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out RADIO NOW LIVE!! At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-rv' Cease: glad you liked it. additction news is almost all the news in vancouvber these days. next week, i call to the stand, Alexis De Tocqueville PrincipalPoop: that was horrible cat stop that and don't do it again. awful just awful. got that? Cease: sorry poop rebozoette: yeah to the 10th DJTweeny: lolol Cease: rofl PrincipalPoop: lol afk for a smoke, I need to be control for a few seconds lol Beet: Think I'm going to bug out. Kinda tired. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Cat. Thanks Tween. See ya next time. PrincipalPoop: night beet beet rebozoette: regnard Cease: keep em beeting rebozoette: whoops lol Ralph: who got to be in this audience?? and where was I??? Ralph: LOFL Ralph: worthlefth rebozoette: hard knocks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE!!” at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln Ralph: it all came Russian back to me Cease: Was it a bear back? PrincipalPoop: are you finnish? PrincipalPoop: back PrincipalPoop: in your eyes lt. Bradshaw rebozoette: buttcha Cease: Finnish dressing: What, you want dressing with that? Ralph: dare i say, better than the original???? PrincipalPoop: I got your stuffing ready Ralph: santa barbarra PrincipalPoop: the laughs and catcalls don't do it for me, I want the unadulterated hehe Ralph: hhahahahaha PrincipalPoop: those laughs are better, darn you Ralph ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' rebozoette: cheesey pharmacology DJTweeny: Their live shows are so much fun :) Ralph: hhahahahaha rebozoette: I picked up my cues lol PrincipalPoop: the creation of cheese wizz Ralph: it's soooooooo good rebozoette: silky silklets ||||||||| rebozoette sneaks away to The Chapel... Ralph: red light Cease: does dave chapelle have his own room? ||||||||| rebozoette walks in and says "It's 10:55 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?" rebozoette: echo late PrincipalPoop: wb rebozoette rebozoette: lol Ralph: the look of successful evacuation PrincipalPoop: is the chapel nice? looks quiet rebozoette: lol Ralph: no way, already?? PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween, thank you Austin and yest thanks cat and all Ralph: bravo Kurt and Cat Cease: we do our best PrincipalPoop: yes, someone screws with clock while in here.. Ralph: and is it ever DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... PrincipalPoop: night all ||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves at 10:58 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny Goat Boy PrincipalPoop Ralph rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Beet great time all and thanks cat and nice to meet ya ralph and tweeny always great Cease: Next week, all ||||||||| 10:58 PM -- Cease left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Ralph: nice to meet ya reba and likewise to all concerned rebozoette: sunday may be snow time ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: snow in NC in March?? DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| nabby - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Goat Boy - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
E
Elayne
Elmer Ho
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
nabby
PeterO
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
