||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 02, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 7:38 PM, dragging DJTweeny by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 7:45 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Koolzip sneaks in around 8:19 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hi Koolzip DJTweeny: you're a little early ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: warm up music starting in about 15 minutes DJTweeny: steams go up soon (w/no audio), and I'll post the links ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| 8:39 PM: TimmMcCoy.com jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" DJTweeny: Hey Timm! TimmMcCoy.com:Tweeny, how's my fave Tweeny? ||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Koolzip - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Space Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Wasn't that an old 60s TV series with Bill Bixby and Ray Walston? DJTweeny: My Favorite Tweeny DJTweeny: Doing OK man, I hope you're starting too feel better TimmMcCoy.com: FLASH GORDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DJTweeny: *to DJTweeny: yes 'tis DJTweeny: Queen DJTweeny: How Time Flys tonight :) ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" TimmMcCoy.com: Great choice! DJTweeny: Cat's idea, actually TimmMcCoy.com: YES! DJTweeny: Starship Trooper DJTweeny: How's the weather up there in MN? TimmMcCoy.com: 25 feels like 12. Cold. Snow coming. Saturday 60! DJTweeny: yeah, the weather has been such a freakin' roller coaster this winter DJTweeny: we hit 90 a few days back TimmMcCoy.com: Creepy Earth 9 weather! DJTweeny: Earth 9? TimmMcCoy.com: The Flash DJTweeny: ah, OK DJTweeny: never saw the movie TimmMcCoy.com: Where is everybody? Normaly there's at least 10 in here by top of the hour. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts EWeston in through the front door at 8:52 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: dunno TimmMcCoy.com: Deep Purple EWeston: Appy Thrusday Tweenu Rufus, and Timm DJTweeny: Hi EW TimmMcCoy.com: Here I got getting bumped again. DJTweeny: Happens sometimes to me too DJTweeny: just refresh the page ||||||||| Catherwood leads uh_clem into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:55 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi clem uh_clem: Hi ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:56 PM, dragging PrincipalPoop by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" DJTweeny: Hi P EWeston: Is Pricipness an er, Clem PrincipalPoop: what? PrincipalPoop: what are we listening to? oops it is over uh_clem: Test ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:58 PM and late as usual, it's Cease, just back from Elmertown." DJTweeny: Hi cease PrincipalPoop: something new, I know that voice, don't know the song hi cat EWeston: Spelling is an ubsafe occupation for me TimmMcCoy.com: 1. 2. 3....TESTING 1. 2. TimmMcCoy.com: IS THIS THING ON? PrincipalPoop: don't yell, I can't hear you Cease: this is a great intro for tonight's stuff DJTweeny: :) TimmMcCoy.com: O.K Cease: old byrds uh_clem: There. Haven't done chat in ages. Does t work well on phone. Is this being held on a server like underneath etc? I'm going through webpage ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:59 PM, then departs. Beet: Hi, guys. Winter is back here. Cease: of course, there is no new byrds PrincipalPoop: I knew the voice DJTweeny: Hi Beet Cease: along with Urban Spaceman by the Bonzos. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers nabby into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:59 PM, then departs. TimmMcCoy.com: Welcome all! Beet: Hey, DJT ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Johan Amadeus Myjetski', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. nabby: Ribbah. Ribbah! Cease: Hi folks ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 02, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Beet: Hi, Nab, JAM, Cease nabby: Hey all of yaz PrincipalPoop: nabby and jam, arriving together eh Cease: the regulars are flooding in. nabby: Hi Tweeny ||||||||| rebozoette enters at 9:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Even in' all! EWeston: Jeb Folks says hi back Cease: its the Tween voice Beet: Hi Poop rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski nabby PrincipalPoop TimmMcCoy.com uh_clem hi all and thanks tweeny rebozoette: yeah cat Beet: Did Texas secede again? PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween, march 2 already, texas got independent from who today? Beet: Hi rebo PrincipalPoop: beet, the groundhog phil told you EWeston: Still receeding I hear rebozoette: het beet Cease: hi rebo rebozoette: hi cat nabby: Beet, C, EW, JAM, PPoop, reboz, TMC, uh Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Rebozoette ! Cease: nab rebozoette: hi nabby nabby: the Firecrew ||||||||| Medium Richard enters at 9:02 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. PrincipalPoop: sit next to me rebozoette, nabby on the other side hehe Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nabs! How's it? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: David Ossman’s “HOW TIME FLYS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out HOW TIME FLYS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=htf' TimmMcCoy.com: The Clock Lady! rebozoette: atten shunt Cease: Medium Beet: Hey, Medium Medium Richard: greetingz! DJTweeny: Hi Richard, rebozoette, Johan, nabby TimmMcCoy.com: Rolling Tape 51 PrincipalPoop: can you tell me my future richard? EWeston: Now an eleven shunt Medium Richard: ah, but what about square tapes... rebozoette:tweeny good on ya PrincipalPoop: wake up time nabby: HTFlys is tops EWeston: Tickle his feet Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW TIME FLYS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=htf-ln DJTweeny: Cat's idea :) Medium Richard: not past 1999 TimmMcCoy.com: Rolling Tape 52 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: DJT! It's still the bees & spiders, right? Cease: i hope your health has improved, Timm nabby: Tanx Cat PrincipalPoop: you are a ok nabby: zip DJTweeny: Can't trust 'em, Johan Cease: my collage is very science fictiony nabby: timm ya TimmMcCoy.com: Psychally yes. Mentally questionable. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Medium R! And Cease! Hello! Cease: actually tween suggested this pairing and i heartily agreed. PrincipalPoop: brain dam age TimmMcCoy.com: My spelling sucks tonight. Medium Richard: welcome Cease: hi jam nabby: Xcellent guys TimmMcCoy.com: Dewey was Donalds Nephew EWeston: A bit like having bees live in your head? rebozoette: dewy decimalt nabby: Hi Rufus DJTweeny: The last song before the show opening was "Mr. Spaceman" by The Byrds TimmMcCoy.com: Big Bees! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Looking forward to your collage tonight, cat! Medium Richard: HA! The system asks "please". That's actually a command in the Intercal language. Cease: and he defeated Truman! TimmMcCoy.com: Cruising Down the River is sung by Harry Shearer nabby: Mark Time SF Audio Hall of Fame http://www.greatnorthernaudio.com/MarkTime/MT_HoFame.html Medium Richard: The Dewey Decimal System indeed defeated Truman in 1948. The internet said so. Cease: did y'all see proctor's facebook post today, about why the porridge bird lays his egg in the air? PrincipalPoop: you are a ok Cease: wasnt that harry's first wife, timm? EWeston: You just keep doing grass till your muscles grow back ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" TimmMcCoy.com: Yes Cease: always worked for me, ew TimmMcCoy.com: Wolfman Jack is side two, "Where the wind is heavy!" EWeston: I heard it on the internet. It must be true EWeston: And Gary Owens nabby: business improved EWeston: Interest declined Cease: the new usury laws? nabby: lol rebozoette: state the statment nabby: I love this play Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html EWeston: Being updated every minute that still remains Medium Richard: Pirate raids of '85 and '86?? Beet: Couldn't find Proc's post, Cease. Which name is it under? ||||||||| "9:11 PM? 9:11 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in the comfy chair. DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
Merlyn waves PrincipalPoop: M Beet: Hi merl Cease: it was an answer to a question, not a post. EWeston: Mr. Nerlyn nabby: whose head? Cease: Merl nabby: Hi Merl nabby: Merl's head? rebozoette: smuggle it under there over here ||||||||| "9:12 PM? 9:12 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Punter417 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Punter417 enters and sits in the comfy chair. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Merl! And didn't mean to neglect beet! HiYas! ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." nabby: Remember rivers? We'll be saying that soon. EWeston: Sea Bisket is still a head Cease: punter ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Punter417: good evening all 1st time reader 1st time caller PrincipalPoop: 417 near 420 Cease: where are the punter girls? EWeston: 417, a good year for bar scotch Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The book of punter... Cease: welcome rebozoette: peach fuzz fuzz DJTweeny: Nabby, Trumps people assure us that none of the regulations they git rid of will in any way effect the safety of our air and water nabby: Punt nabby: Top. Men. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And their assurance should be enough? DJTweeny: not sure how the people in West Virgina will feel about that when the coal companies start duming their waste into their streams again ;) rebozoette: blood blood is good EWeston: The reduced manning and budjet better used somewhere else then DJTweeny: lol @ Top, Men. Punter417: The verse reads 'All we have to fear is me'. nabby: zactly Tweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And in eastern Tennessee, to, DJT! PrincipalPoop: yes OSHA works by shame instead of helping companies make work safer.. trump will fix that... rebozoette: and me Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Chapter and verse, Punter! EWeston: We be discussing the many varied attitudes toward this great work. PrincipalPoop: hello seekers ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:17 PM and late as usual, it's cat, just back from Hellmouth." DJTweeny: There's a seeker born every minute EWeston: Ello sailor Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And the streakers, Poop, don't overlook the streakers... PrincipalPoop:tweeny surprised him Punter417: Sorry, must have the system of Ver. FlintknivesandBearskins. DJTweeny: Hi Punter cat:https://www.quora.com/Why-does-the-porridge-bird-lay-its-eggs-in-the-air/answer/Philip-Proctor-1?srid=hObif&share=9fe70a7f EWeston: The cat's split again DJTweeny: his doppleganger (whatever that is) PrincipalPoop: I keep my eye on all streakers Cease: this is proc's message about the bird nabby: wb cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, yes, cat can be in two places at once... nabby: Pork? Cease: it works better when i use 2 computers rebozoette: handle with uncare Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php DJTweeny: same here, cease Cease: i should try and make 2 separate collages on the 2 computers, one with my right hand, the other with my left EWeston: That's new ecplanation too me. Medium Richard: Pork can be in three places at once. EWeston: In Pork Phase Space anything is possible Punter417: THAT'S FAIR TRADE!! Medium Richard: YES ||||||||| "9:22 PM? 9:22 PM!!" says Catherwood, "villager vill should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as villager vill enters and sits on the divan. EWeston: That's frightenning ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." nabby: MedR Cease: vill nabby: vill EWeston: Or villager vill. Sources conflict here. DJTweeny: Hi vill villager vill: I was just going but then I came around Punter417: hello-always-nice-to-see-you-'VILL' PrincipalPoop: P'nisnose villager vill: this is not a divan it's divine nabby: I'll be a son of a duck. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW TIME FLYS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=htf-ln villager vill: Hello to all and all to no one in particular Punter417: not a peep out of you!~ EWeston: I'm a semi circular settee PrincipalPoop: oh, that is me, thanks, you too Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, Bill! nabby: is Tweeny simulated do you suppose? Punter417: EWest, I'm a jolly comfortable Chesterfield. villager vill: I"m two thirds of a tea pot EWeston: Clones amuck? DJTweeny: shhhhhh nabby nabby: inflatables nabby: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Vill, not bill, sorry! Beet: Poor deflated Tween Cease: i thought tea and pot were the same thing EWeston: The kind just waiting to appear in a cricket match? Cease: not our Tween nabby: Pegasus Alpha Beet: teapot
DJTweeny hardly ever deflates ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is the why it's sometimes called a teapot? DJTweeny: Welcome to Side 2 nabby: thank you villager vill: teapot I only teepee'd Medium Richard: Mandatory advice? Punter417: Was never fond of cricket. Can't sit still for a second and all that chirping. EWeston: May I take your hat and goat DJTweeny: lol Punter villager vill: only if the come in clusters Medium Richard: I'll just put the hat on the goat... Beet: Of course I meant the other Tween DJTweeny: catherwood, please take EW's hat and goat ||||||||| Catherwood takes ew's hat and goat. Cease: goat collage was a few weeks ago PrincipalPoop: he invented synthetic/artificial hemorrhoids EWeston: He's just had a shave. Medium Richard: Now for development of the hemorrhoid ICBM... nabby: Wait which Tween is simulated again? (indica)
DJTweeny won't tell Punter417: groat clusters, vill? nabby: a gravity vacuum! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Wait, who stimulated Tween? EWeston: The interconntinental ballistic bishop program was a bust PrincipalPoop: show and tell us tweeny ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Beet: The one that was deflated, Nab nabby: Whew Beet thanks DJTweeny: lol EWeston: Gets rid of those pesky gravitons Medium Richard: Joey Bishop bombs were specified in SALT II. nabby: slippery magnetic light! Cease: much tastier than goat custards rebozoette: pump sumpiness Beet: Trump the Zeppelin captain. EWeston: With minced prunes, a digestive treat nabby: pump sumpin Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Stump da Trump at every jump! Medium Richard: A prune bomb would be a major threat. Beet: He wants to run everything rebozoette: pickle people DJTweeny: Trump will give everyone free pignuts nabby: LSD in the White House water supply Punter417: ...which he owns. nabby: I sure hope sop Tween Medium Richard: Hmm. LSD-laced pickles... EWeston: I would hope that the LSD is applied under clinical conditions Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Guaranteed improvement , Nabby! PrincipalPoop: are they kosher? DJTweeny: considering what he's doing to the EPA, that may be the least he has to worry about being in his water supply Medium Richard: should be ||||||||| ''Bob'' enters at 9:33 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. DJTweeny: Hi Bob PrincipalPoop: bob EWeston: Lo Bob ''Bob'': Hi all. :) rebozoette: kosher is as kosher does nabby: what's up Bob rebozoette: hi bob Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW TIME FLYS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=htf-ln nabby: kosher LSD pickles EWeston: Any body familiar with the Rock Bottom Remainders?
DJTweeny wonders if there is such a thing as kosher weed PrincipalPoop: what is the muslim version of food laws, sharia? Shereala? nabby: lol nabby:http://www.npr.org/2016/04/24/475511991/medical-marijuana-its-kosher cat: Bob ''Bob'': Hallal? cat: My Sharia nabby: catchy tune Medium Richard: MymymySharia - how odd! PrincipalPoop: nabby had that link in her favorites lool yah hime DJTweeny: "Rabbi Chaim Kanievsky, one of the leading authorities in the Israeli ultra-Orthodox community, ruled that medicinal marijuana is in fact kosher, meaning that it can be ingested or in this case inhaled over the eight-day celebration of Passover." ''Bob'': Sadly, pot seems to be haram. DJTweeny: that's great :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Brb, folks nabby: weird flanger or phaser effect rebozoette: ok let go now PrincipalPoop: ok jam, refill your bong ''Bob'': Explains a lot, really. Medium Richard: Wonder if it's Michoacan, domestic or any kind... nabby: let my cannabis go nabby: mendo blendo ''Bob'': Although Hassan-i Sabbah was Muslim, wasn't he? So how did that work? nabby: road apple red EWeston: NSA guy, tell Sessions to get really loaded tomorrow nabby: Martian wiggle weed ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Cease: i wonder if this was 100% scripted or if bergman ad libbed any PrincipalPoop: you reminded me who the attorney general is now, stop that while I am on vacation rebozoette: wolf drinkies nabby: farm out baby EWeston: He gets a wicked hullabablution every time DJTweeny: Wolfman Jack Daniels? nabby: lol EW ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| villager vill - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: All Trump's nominees are having to resign. rebozoette: lol EWeston: Most seem to have lied under oath, so. rebozoette: bananabandana DJTweeny: that would be one smelly bandana EWeston: bo bana Punter417: Hey...I have a trivia quiz at FunTrivia.com about sci-fi movies of the future that are now in the past. Permission to send a link? Beet: Doing what they have become used to. DJTweeny: sure, why not Punter? PrincipalPoop: who is the groundskeeper here? DJTweeny: doesn't always have to be FST-related Punter417:http://www.funtrivia.com/trivia-quiz/Movies/Futuristic-Movies-of-the-Past-315880.html rebozoette: ram a lot of ding dongs PrincipalPoop: in charge of the links hahaha ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Punter417: Thanks, Tweeny! Cease: i thought they only told alternative facts under oath DJTweeny: and long as you're not promoting something Beet: Yes, true, Cease. rebozoette: except laughter PrincipalPoop: i fully promote ahh, nevermind gosh ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: Only if you twist their arms behind their backs rebozoette: yeah ''Bob'': Cool. I was afraid I'd missed the collage. :) Beet: That album went incredibly fast. PrincipalPoop: smoke before it starts, brb Punter417: You should be able to play as a guest. No log-ins require, so you should be fine. ''Bob'': Just bought a Harold Innis book thanks to that earlier collage, Cease. :) Cease: BIO-pik Cease: which one, bob? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “ORSON, OR MOON” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Beet: New re-release of a Wells film hardly anyone knows about. Punter417: PLUS...there's a question about 'Americathon'. How cool is that?!? Cease: from tween to tween on tape Cease: he's in 2 places at once. Cease: which one, beet? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Beet: Chimes at Midnight. Cease: i want to see that. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bogdonovich on Orson Welles >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_is_Orson_Welles Rufus_T_Firetween: The Welles biopic Magician >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Magician%2c+Orson+Welles&view=detail&mid=3A2EBF1E459FA0477F963A2EBF1E459FA0477F96&FORM=VIRE Beet: It is a Critereon release. Cease: i got this from a facebook link someone posted Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com ''Bob'': I imagine that the Fireguys were big fans of F for Fake. Haven't seen many of Welles' films, but that is my favorite by far. Beet:https://www.amazon.com/Chimes-Midnight-Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B01FRMOXJO/ref=ice_ac_b_dpb?ie=UTF8&qid=1488509264&sr=8-1&keywords=chimes+at+midnight Cease: speaking of fakes... Cease: this is from Bergman's digital diner. ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Brb, folks PrincipalPoop: oops, I have been back for awhile lol DJTweeny: haha Cease: background music sounds like tijuana brass. DJTweeny: yeah it did EWeston: I had to put another layer of topcoat on my bass. DJTweeny: so you could play more scales? PrincipalPoop: herb, herb albert Medium Richard: It's the theme from Casino Royale, I think. Cease: this is from the welles biopic Magician. EWeston: The lemon and butter makes them soggy ''Bob'': You don't want your bass to get cold. Cease: wasnt welles in that. Medium? Medium Richard: possibly Cease: this is from duke of madness motors rebozoette: free lance lancers Cease: this too. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I am going to listen to this again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cease:tween posts the archive link, jam. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ EWeston: Leapin Lampreys! A scaless fish Rufus_T_Firetween: the link is also in the topic ^^ Beet: Great storyteller. Cease: that he was Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Great walking catfish! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The biggest he had seen... Beet: . . . abd he was the biggest he had seen. EWeston: Don't let him get you by the ankles rebozoette: gooey borscht Medium Richard: By Nixon's beard... Punter417: Good Night Everyone! I had fun. Thank you all! ||||||||| At 10:02 PM, Punter417 vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Medium Richard: Nytol! ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" rebozoette: round smoats EWeston: Recomended by all good upstanding gooeies PrincipalPoop: ok punter medium ||||||||| Medium Richard rushes off, saying "10:02 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" EWeston: So long Punter ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite punter! Good to see you here! Beet: See you Punter. Cease: by punter rebozoette: gooey groovy glumplets EWeston: A gletemuse all in fer Beet: Mel Blanc? rebozoette: muse the muse Cease: yep EWeston: Blanc mar PrincipalPoop: Mel Brooks rebozoette: monster rain Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Spite the spite PrincipalPoop: Mel Cooley Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mel Collins, saxman Cease: maybe best reason to get the new dvd is to hear this foundational piece of firesign. ''Bob'': Mel Bay Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php PrincipalPoop: mel sharples from Alice Rufus_T_Firetween: "More than 7 hours on two DVDs, most of it coming to home video for the very first time! In Everything You Know Is Wrong, reporter/seeker Harry Cox finds reality overtaking his conspiracy theories as the American Southwest is hit by aliens, comets, nudists, daredevils, psychics, fried eggs, holes to the center of the Earth, and proof that our Forefathers took drugs!" EWeston: Red sharpies from Walmart Rufus_T_Firetween: "Also included: Martian Space Party, a half-hour concert film from 1972; Questions & Answers Live at UCSC, a full 1975 stage show; Firesign's 1971 appearance on local L.A. TV show About a Week, featuring their short play "The Bob Sideburn News" and a group interview; The Jack Poet Volkswagen ads, a beyond-belief series of eight real TV ads Firesign performed in 1969; More than three hours of home movies; ... and much more, including new commentaries, photo galleries, and extra surprises!" DJTweeny: a carbuncle lol rebozoette: oh a carbunkle rebozoette: lol PrincipalPoop: don't laugh at his assinity EWeston: Using relatives as induction devices eh? rebozoette: mass stupidity
rebozoette waves EWeston: Quantum states ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies johan Amadeus Myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (10:12 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. PrincipalPoop: wb jam DJTweeny: wb Johan ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh, I can be in two places at once,'cos I'm not anywhere at all... ||||||||| Outside, the 10:13 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Master Baiter coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Master Baiter: Hack hack DJTweeny: Hi Bait Master Baiter: Howdy PrincipalPoop: ok joker, no wanking johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya,mast, ol' boy! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ cat: Mr. Baiter EWeston: A follower of Onan Winkydink? Master Baiter: Hey Principal, I'm holding my own. Beet: When I visited Rockefeller Center years back they took you through the studio where War of the Worlds originated. Beet: It was very small. Cease: preserved as it was then? Beet: Yes. DJTweeny: cool PrincipalPoop: Except for the suicides most thought it was funny, oh my DJTweeny: yeah Cease: you heard the earlier line about orson's total lacking of empathy
DJTweeny scratches his head at that one ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" PrincipalPoop: yes and oh orson Beet: lol EWeston: And now it swims with the pickles Master Baiter: gherkin off! PrincipalPoop: those kosher marijuana pickles Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Beet: It's amazing the different reactions to facial hair. johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL,mb! Cease: there's Elayne PrincipalPoop: yes, do not irritate Ward Bond Cease: and Robin EWeston: Garnish runamuck? Beet: H G Wells to Orson Wells PrincipalPoop: that was E? cool Cease: 2 generationss of Ossmen. DJTweeny: That was from Cat's Red Shift play Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at >> http://www.seemreal.com rebozoette: with two you get Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bogdonovich on Orson Welles >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_is_Orson_Welles ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cease: i've used this in 2 collages in a row here. but it fits. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The Welles biopic Magician >> http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Magician%2c+Orson+Welles&view=detail&mid=3A2EBF1E459FA0477F963A2EBF1E459FA0477F96&FORM=VIRE EWeston: An alien ovum ''Bob'': Mel Bay rebozoette: or two PrincipalPoop: pass the syrup general? ''Bob'': Well, that was weird. EWeston: Fairs fair rebozoette: fork johan Amadeus Myjetski: I always wanted to see Elmer Fudd play the lead in Citizen Cane, "Woesbud" DJTweeny: haha Cease: lol jam Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com rebozoette: rose bug ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw PrincipalPoop: wink wink EWeston: Should have got an Oscar for That's Opera Doc. johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nudge, nudge, Poop ||||||||| llanwydd enters at 10:23 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. johan Amadeus Myjetski: So right E, that's an amazing cartoon! llanwydd: howdy folks DJTweeny: Hi llan johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Llan! ''Bob'': Waiting to hear Welles' infamous frozen peas spot... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_Peas Cease: hi llan rebozoette: fancy schmancy PrincipalPoop: i8llan EWeston: Poop broadcasts furiously PrincipalPoop: feverishly or foolishly or felicitously EWeston: From an amazing era of animation llanwydd: this sketch is obviously inspired by the Goon Show llanwydd: but I didnt know that until I heard the goon show a couple of years ago Cease: extremely EWeston: That fills out my bingo card Pooper Master Baiter: Sounds just like 'em! PrincipalPoop: that reminds me of facetiously EWeston: Austin did a good Eccles, but not in this work EWeston: Blushes llanwydd: eccles? not familiar PrincipalPoop: eccle and jeccle rebozoette: i don't play that gamey DJTweeny: lol P Beet: Nice music ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." johan Amadeus Myjetski: I recognize this music, but from where? EWeston: One of Milligans characters. The penultimate Goon. He wor a size 18 boot on his head because, it fit! llanwydd: this reminds me of the moody blues ''Bob'': Hehe PrincipalPoop: the theme from gilligans island? no, Cease: Spirit. song is Taurus. DJTweeny: Stairway To Heaven Beet: lol poop ''Bob'':http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/06/23/483263154/jury-clears-led-zeppelin-in-stairway-to-heaven-plagiarism-suit Cease: just lost that lawsuit, unfortunately. llanwydd: milligan was very unique johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah yes, supposed to be where Led Zep ripped off Stairway to Heaven PrincipalPoop: mulligan is a stew ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: He finally got some good meds in the seventies, I have a book of his interpeted fairy tails Master Baiter: Nice music PrincipalPoop: speak of the devil, there it is johan Amadeus Myjetski: I still like this better than Stairway. Sacrilege, I know... EWeston: Milligan was a well known typing error ''Bob'': whoops just lost the stream here PrincipalPoop: and then stopped, what happened? Beet: You're on llanwydd: who did, wes? spike milligan? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cease: problem with the mp3 i sent you tween? ''Bob'': There, that's better. DJTweeny: Streamer dropped DJTweeny: sorry cat DJTweeny: back now EWeston: That was a line from The Last Goon Show of All Cease: that's the end now. PrincipalPoop: restarted the stream, a live version, the voice of tween now johan Amadeus Myjetski: mellotron flutes Master Baiter: S & G Sounds of Silence. ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cease: good for you, tween Beet: rolling rebozoette: music was lovely thanks cat EWeston: tape PrincipalPoop: orson would be proud cat Cease: you think so, poop? EWeston: Some good bits Cat rebozoette: oh we will and that why we love ya tweeny johan Amadeus Myjetski: temporal causality loop? DJTweeny: yes, really nice work mr. cat Cease: i hope he would be amused. Beet: take 1 rebozoette: back from free form PrincipalPoop: you did not pull any punches and did not sensationalize, so i think so, yeah ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" johan Amadeus Myjetski: am i the only one being looped here? Beet: Enjoyed that, Cease. Master Baiter: I only need one hand. Too soon? PrincipalPoop: groped? ahh looped, ok DJTweeny: ** anyone having problems with the audio? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cease: it was good to get the dust off that box of cassettes. PrincipalPoop: not since I restarted it tween DJTweeny: ok Cease: thanks to whover asked proc about working with orson back in november EWeston: I got a server denial Jam, otherwise ok johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was, but I refreshed the audio page and it's okay now PrincipalPoop: afk for smoke johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes P. Poop. Had I been groped, I probably wouldn't have complained... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Nancy close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:37 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary. llanwydd: hi nancy EWeston: Hi Nancy. Beet: Welcome Nancy EWeston: Ahah It her! Nancy: Hello all :) Cease: nancy johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Nancy! DJTweeny: Hi Nancy ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVERY from Firesign's “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u PINK HOTEL >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln' johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Nancy! johan Amadeus Myjetski: I forgot how funny this was! Cease: amazingly funny stuff EWeston: A syrian government PrincipalPoop: back PrincipalPoop: bettyjo, hi EWeston: Get down! johan Amadeus Myjetski: a pox lunch! Beet: never a sentence without a pon Beet: pun Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln EWeston: Hold him down johan Amadeus Myjetski: dr strangelove PrincipalPoop: bunny rabbits and non-bunny rabbits EWeston: And bannea wabbits PrincipalPoop: squeeze the fox right there, maybe he will pass another EWeston: Stop playing with that infernal hound ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." cat: they were this brilliant at the beginning of their long career. rebozoette: foamless PrincipalPoop: you took me for granite nabby: that's a 2/3 PUN nabby: PU EWeston: But your really gnesis PrincipalPoop: no cranks or phonies nabby: no franks or cronies EWeston: Coonies? nabby: Comey johan Amadeus Myjetski: sunny goodge street - song by Donovan, '64. good song! nabby: *raspberry* Cease: judy collins version is sublime PrincipalPoop: carnies cat:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7a_zbUOTxY EWeston: Government in various agencies raided Catipeler today ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' johan Amadeus Myjetski: Found her version on YouTube will listen later. Thanks for the tip, cease! PrincipalPoop: thank you tween, and ouch EW DJTweeny: yw P EWeston: Financial improprieties. ||||||||| At 10:53 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... rebozoette: jabber walks johan Amadeus Myjetski: Come Datsun EWeston: Wave your transmission at them PrincipalPoop: yw, you wanker? young woman? yet wonder? yankee whiskey? PrincipalPoop: ah sweet mystery of life... nabby: lol ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cease: new one next week nabby: great to see you all Beet: This was fun. Thanks to everyone. Thanks Cease for a fabulous collage. Thanks Dr. Tween. G'Nite. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" PrincipalPoop: yes thanks all, happy March, careful the Ides is approaching nabby: thanks Merl and Cat and Rufus ''Bob'': Thanks Tweeny! (And Cease) johan Amadeus Myjetski: nite all! thanks for the laughs! Love love love to all! nabby: thanks Kurt AKA Tweeny EWeston: Some fun thanks all ''Bob'': Or is it "cat"? DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... PrincipalPoop: ciaooo ||||||||| PrincipalPoop hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's PrincipalPoop?! It's 10:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ''Bob'': I can't keep track. ;) nabby: Later! ||||||||| "10:58 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Cease, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. rebozoette: Bob'' Beet cat Cease DJTweeny EWeston johan Amadeus Myjetski nabby PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween da best cat and tweeny grand grand grand cat: off we go ||||||||| At 10:58 PM, cat dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." rebozoette:tweeny see ya sunday llanwydd: see you folks next week ||||||||| llanwydd departs at 10:59 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nancy - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Master Baiter - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| uh_clem - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| nabby - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
cat
Cease
DJTweeny
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Master Baiter
Medium Richard
nabby
Nancy
PrincipalPoop
Punter417
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
uh_clem
villager vill
