||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 16, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| DJTweeny waltzes in at 7:32 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "7:38 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Hellmouth." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (TV Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood ushers TimmMcCoy.com into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:48 PM, then departs. TimmMcCoy.com: HOLA Willing Slaves! DJTweeny: Hey Timm TimmMcCoy.com: Hows the life thang! OH BILLY JOEL! Rufus_T_Firetween: OK here, how's the toe? TimmMcCoy.com: The shit man, droped a 2 lbs. ceramic coffee cup on my middle toe. TimmMcCoy.com: in 59 years of life I start breaking things NOW? The shit man! The shit! ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'EWeston', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:52 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... TimmMcCoy.com: I even fell over TimmMcCoy.com: I was no fun. EWeston: Good ebenning Tweeny Rufus and Timm TimmMcCoy.com: Hey EW! TimmMcCoy.com: Weird Al! ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Ralph gets out at 8:53 PM. DJTweeny: Hi EW, Ralph Ralph: Thursday, is it?? TimmMcCoy.com: Im interviewing Steve Goodie on Sunday for a specail Im very excited. He had the #1 song, I had #2 on The Dr. Demento Top 25 For 2016 EWeston: The everlovin Ralph? DJTweeny: it seems to be... Ralph: Hello, friends........... TimmMcCoy.com:http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd16.1231.html DJTweeny: then again, hard to tell since they've changed the water ||||||||| Catherwood ushers NancyKat into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:54 PM, then departs. TimmMcCoy.com: Ralph! EWeston: Und velcome to Thor's day. TimmMcCoy.com: NancyKat! Ralph: is it TV, or is it not to be TV? DJTweeny: Hi Kitty EWeston: Nancy cat, been a little while TimmMcCoy.com: Its TV! DJTweeny: It shall be, Ralph NancyKat: Tiny Dr. Timm! Tweeny! EW! Good to be Bach. Ralph: ok then, give me a 59-second spot DJTweeny: great to have you hear :) EWeston: Only got a 60 second rover TimmMcCoy.com: YAY the gangs almost all here! Ralph: I am the slime TimmMcCoy.com: DONT TOUCH THAT DIAL!........... ||||||||| "8:57 PM? 8:57 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits in the comfy chair. DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette EWeston: Remember Don Pardo's cameo on this song on SNL. DJTweeny: I do not DJTweeny: must have been cool rebozoette:DJTweeny EWeston NancyKat Ralph rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween TimmMcCoy.com hello hello so much better thanks tweeny EWeston: Rebozoette snuck in. TimmMcCoy.com: HEY GANG! EWeston: It must be on tape some where. rebozoette: sneak and lurker TimmMcCoy.com: Rebozo sleeks in. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" TimmMcCoy.com: Sneaks & Lurks TimmMcCoy.com: Slurks rebozoette: like a foxlet EWeston: Nice lurker. Did you get it retail. rebozoette: slunker Ralph: baby rebozoette TimmMcCoy.com: Lurker Tux Sucks! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from ALL THINGS FIRESIGN “Mask Your Movies!” and “Inside Cabletown” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out ALL THINGS FIRESIGN at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl' rebozoette: I always pay highest price ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's Cat, just back from Funfun Town." ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 16, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" EWeston: Hi cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ALL THINGS FIRESIGN” (Firesign On NPR) - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-rv rebozoette: baby ralph DJTweeny: Catman rebozoette: hi cat Ralph: oh wait, i need another hit.......... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Judith Stamps close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule. ||||||||| Leroy George enters at 9:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Cat: Hi all ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Nabby', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... NancyKat: I AM asleep! EWeston: Miz Stamps velcome Cat: Hi Judith, Leroy TimmMcCoy.com: I am a Sheep! Cat: Nabby, Nancy Nabby: Is this simulated do you suppose? DJTweeny: Hi Judith, George, Nabby EWeston: Leroy George and Nabbster Ralph: i almost forgot lol rebozoette: I am steep Cat: If you were a goat, you have starred in my recent collage rebozoette: hi nabby TimmMcCoy.com: ThE GAngS HeRe! ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:01 PM, then departs. Cat: But Capone is late. Merlyn: hey Cat: Hi Merl rebozoette: or hairy DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn EWeston: I put out the stoke Nabby: Helloooo Tweeny and ALL (the Royal all) Nabby: Cheers Merl EWeston: Merlyn yow EWeston: Sounds like the Toilet. Ralph: it's so realistic Nabby: It's all true in Cabletown Cat: Are you Royal now, Nabby, or did you just move to Kansas City? NancyKat: Ralph-Of CORSE it is! it's 3D! Cat: Wow, this goes well with my McLuhan pieces. Nabby: Jelloooooo Cat: Should have used it. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:04 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Jona coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. EWeston: Shoooots Ralph: i guess i will just settle back into your chair and enjoy it Nancy! Nabby: catherwood give Cat a Royal Crown cola ||||||||| Catherwood gets cat a royal crown cola. EWeston: Ello Jona Cat: Jona ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Nabby: Hi Jona ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:05 PM, dragging StlouieLou by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" Cat: I vaguely remember that, Nabby Nabby: TV or Not TV is nutty as heck Cat: Saint StlouieLou: Ola Hippies! EWeston: Mr. Lou. Take off your hat Nabby: Hey SLLou Cat: As I recall, it tasted quite different from coke and pepsi Nabby: Yo NancyKat: Ralph-iIt's Ok, i'm in a cat hammock hanging from the celing! McLuhan's Rod? ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ||||||||| judith stamps steps in at 9:05 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Nabby: lol great Tweeny ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman’s “TV OR NOT TV” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out TV OR NOT TV at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tont-rv' DJTweeny: Hi Lou DJTweeny: Hi Jona Ralph: you look just fine up there Nabby: who brought the kush? Cat: I bought this album at a record store in Toronto in 73. Took it back to Vancouver witrh me on a LONG bus trip. Ralph: here, try some a this Nice Guy Blue Hawaii Nabby: cool Cat can relate! EWeston: Yup very, uh, natural Nabby: tx Ralph Nabby: insert here Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TV OR NOT TV” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tont-ln StlouieLou: that was wierd...took me a bit to get audio NancyKat: Nabby-The Egyptians. Ralph-Yeah, it gives me a chance to streacth my wings... EWeston: Not with that cold probe you don't Cat: Judith will be appearing in my latest McLuhan piece Tween will play in the next hour. Welcome, Judith. DJTweeny: got the audio OK now, Lou? Nabby: lol rebozoette: it probed the robe DJTweeny: cool, Cat :) StlouieLou: yeah...took a few tries Nabby: Hi NKat Ralph: i love this show Cat: Firesign without Audio isn't Firesign at all. EWeston: Forgot to turn on the degenerate heat exchanger. DJTweeny: audio theater rarely works well without the audio thing ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cat: This evolved from a Mushroom play called Tile it Like it Is, from Xmas eve, 67, Nabby: Could not be Cat could not be Ralph: lol DJ Nabby: (audio without...oh nevermind I forgot) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Ralph: lust summer? rebozoette: listen without a sound StlouieLou: ha...it's rolling now....and so am I
DJTweeny wonders if you can mime audio theater Cat: speaking of comet, proc/berg do a hilarious song about comet kahoutek in their Michigan recorded show, This is Great Radio to Watch.
Nabby flips the NSA spooks a few birds Nabby: catch! Nabby: pluck this! ||||||||| Catherwood enters with SaintSlack close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:11 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: Hi Slack rebozoette: pickled ear drummettes Cat: Another Saint. Ralph: meet my daughter, Urethra SaintSlack: Hi Tweeny EWeston: Then we started slacking rebozoette: pees to meetcha DJTweeny: haha Nabby: boogermeister? Ralph: this chair... Nabby: Hi Slack Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TV OR NOT TV” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tont-ln Nabby: Tx Rufus! ||||||||| Outside, the 9:13 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Elmer Ho coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Rufus_T_Firetween: yw DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Elmer Ho: hello dear friends Cat: Ho EWeston: Elmer's back, and its hairy Nabby: I was listening hopefully hey EHo DJTweeny: hehe ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: Sing it Pete! ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski waltzes in at 9:14 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. EWeston: Hey Johan rebozoette: Nino has me tenn what DJTweeny: Hi Johan Elmer Ho: howdy yall Cat DJTweeny Elmer Ho (if that's your real name) EWeston Jona judith stamps Judith Stamps Leroy George Nabby Ralph rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween SaintSlack StlouieLou NancyKat NancyKat: JamJam StlouieLou: hey now Nabby: Let's JAM ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi DJT, e, et al Cat: JAMy Cat: New folks or just new names tonight? rebozoette: hi jam Ralph: Howdy Elmer Elmer Ho: haven't played this in ages and ages and ages Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nancy, Nabby, Cat, good evening! Elmer Ho: hey Ralph (if that's your real name) Cat: DJT? Isn't that a powerful hallucinogen? DJTweeny: Only Nino knows for sure, Cat rebozoette: steel the seal Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Rebozoette! Elmer Ho: is this he one that has Nazi Goering on it? Nabby: Nino! Cat: yes elmer EWeston: If you blow a seal, keep it private Nabby: arf arf the seal DJTweeny: yes Elmer DJTweeny: and Communist Love Song EWeston: Is that Spot? Nabby: cartherwood throw me a fish NancyKat: EW-He was a Pisces, probably working for scale... Johan Amadeus Myjetski : If it's your seventh seal you're blowing, it could be spiritually serious... Nabby: katherwadd throw me a....sigh Ralph: stop slapping me Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Ralph: Catherwood, throw a fish to Nabby ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Ralph and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Ralph!" StlouieLou: tins of lizard meat...I think they are playing our town soon NancyKat: Red Snappa... EWeston: Catherwood throw nabby a fish ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to EWeston and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Elmer Ho: speaking of lizards Cat: The DVD is a must for Fireheads. Also a good idea for Firefeet. EWeston: He's impenatrible tonight Elmer Ho: internal server error? Nabby: har har slither Nabby: arf arf Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Well mr agent orange, it's the bees and spiders again... Ralph: Hey, he broke Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Ralph DJTweeny: Elmer Ho: internal server error? << just reload the page when that happens EWeston: I wanted to see you catch it with your elbow Nabby Nabby: Catherwood slap me silly ||||||||| Catherwood slaps Nabby silly. Ralph: hahahaha NancyKat: Catherwood-It's ok, thay're speaking Chinese. *gives Catherwood a Highball* ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to NancyKat and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TV OR NOT TV” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tont-ln EWeston: There you go. Elmer Ho: well, it don't seem to be doing no harm Nabby: I can do that Elmer Ho: except for this great big message staring me in the face Nabby: tennis elba DJTweeny: you mean _sillier_, don't you Nabby? ;) rebozoette: ohh ah um EWeston: Reset useully works for me Elmer Nabby: yes yes I do Tween Ralph: this is not a real simulation EWeston: reload rather rebozoette: two fisted frightners EWeston: Not a real test of a fake simulation ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Elmer Ho: yup that did the trick - reset the reload and all is copacetic StlouieLou: russians Nabby: great song let's sing too EWeston: Ruskie Pow! ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Nabby: makes me sniffle Elmer Ho: I read Trump's grandkid got a tutor teaching it mandarin Nabby: or was it the coke Nabby: hmm ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Elmer Ho: a useful thing to know Cat: i was thinking of using this song on my trump collage. nah, too obvious. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Elmer Ho: and of course grandpa is giving the Russian lessons Nabby: takeaway: don't snort anything carbonated Nabby: Trump should smoke has EWeston: We're probably paying for it Nabby: hash Cat: Proc has often said this was about a real expereince of his in Russia in the 50s. I assume it will be detailed in his new autobi. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Ralph: buds are as good as hash these days....... Cat: is it good for mental illness? EWeston: A clinical application of LSD might do him good, might not. DJTweeny: lol Nabby: Trump needs to be regrooved a couple of times rebozoette: where was when Nabby: agree EW DJTweeny: I hear The Donald's recent press conference did not go well Cat: will they ever? Nabby: Oh man you heard right Elmer Ho: this is very much like that Family Radio skit on the Let's Eat series rebozoette: LOL EWeston: A wonderful core meltdown in front of everybody StlouieLou: for the very 1st time Nino got me in the place Elmer Ho: but that's exactly the sort of thing his demented base wants to see StlouieLou: right DJTweeny: could be Elmer Nabby: almost time to deploy the funny foam Johan Amadeus Myjetski : The man speaks in twitter sentence fragments, it's the best he can mange, evidently DJTweeny: anything but 'just another politician' EWeston: He can do no wrong, literally in their eyes, and ears rebozoette: it gums up the works DJTweeny: using Twitter so much may have affected his thought processes Johan Amadeus Myjetski : In his own, too, E Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Nabby: Trimp, I mean Crump, has the vocabulary of a 4th grader EWeston: One pol today has Don'd approval level at 49% DJTweeny: The President's All-Night Drug Abuse Council lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski : You're being generous, Naby EWeston: If you heard it on FOX (my condolences) Don will soon say it. DJTweeny: lol Johan Cat: what is that bit about the drug store, "tell im necessity sent ya" Nabby: agree JAM Cat: dear friends, i think EWeston: Shep Smith seems to be the exception on FOX. We figure he may have some interesting photos StlouieLou: daddy needs his medicine rebozoette: meat ball and penne was grand EWeston: His medicine is probably illegal NancyKat: rebozo-sounds nom DJTweeny: Cat: what is that bit about the drug store, "tell im necessity sent ya" << Baliol Brothers Pharmacy DJTweeny: yeah, that's on Dear Friends Cat: that's it, tween. Cat: need it for new collage. EWeston: Loads of items not normally availible in this state, on display, in the back Elmer Ho: 1/3 off in price and quality Cat: hey, those of you who were here for proctor's november 11th show (?), the one after the election, remember him talking about working with orson welles? Cat: in answer to a chat question. DJTweeny: vaguely Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Yes I do cat EWeston: He mentioned it in an interview elsewhere. The producers just said yes to anything he wanted to do. Elmer Ho: me like this DJTweeny: fun tune :) EWeston: Shake it, and break it. Cat: he was making that flick in NYC with Orson and calling the other lads in LA every week on thier Hour Hour show, which as you know is on DOMM Cat: and he stole their typewriter. ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: He seemed to enjoy it. StlouieLou: let that gorilla boogie woogie Cat: I heard a funny story about Orson on a CBC show recently. Producer wanted orson to do a tv show called Orson Welles' USA but Orson wouldn't leave Barcelona. Ralph: I'm watching on AC DJTweeny: haha NancyKat: What this world needs is more 'lerts... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd Ralph: If you say something, see something EWeston: I prefer the Ware program myself Nancy DJTweeny: sounds like good advice NancyKat: EW-i'm wary of it, myself... Cat: This is from Tile. ||||||||| Schooby steals in around 9:40 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." EWeston: Then your stuck in the Be Ware program. It's must clearly when you make it to be A Ware DJTweeny: Hi Schooby Cat: Schooby. EWeston: More clear like ||||||||| llanwydd bounds in at 9:40 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Ralph: Tell a vision! Cat: llan llanwydd: howdy EWeston: Where are those darn kids anyway DJTweeny: Hi llan EWeston: IIan StlouieLou: lol rebozoette: pro long us Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I am more of an alt-ware type of person Ralph: Et tu, Pluto?? rebozoette: throw in a towel EWeston: And his bro post long us Cat: the wealthy and the powerful can speak for all Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi llan! rebozoette: nabby faded from hunger games rebozoette: lol ew Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “TV OR NOT TV” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tont-ln llanwydd: how's everybody ? NancyKat: I'm a bit hangry myself, and these Girl Scout Cookies aren't cutting it... DJTweeny: good, and you? rebozoette: hi llan llanwydd: great rebozoette: hoes llan ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: Lifes wild but good. I got my hand made bass back from the luthier today llanwydd: hand made bass? Ralph: i must say, that is no match for the version we hear at the end of the show every week Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sounds fishy to me E Cat: sea bass? DJTweeny: the scales must have been difficult to attach ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" StlouieLou: I hear it's all about that bass? rebozoette: field forcers EWeston: I've been working on it for nearly a year, The luthier cut some accurate holes in it, and it makes noises now llanwydd: lol tween Ralph: Pie seas ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from the DEAR FRIENDS album “The T.B. Guide” and “The T.V. Glide” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv' llanwydd: do you mean a fish or a bass guitar? Cat: good for you, ew EWeston: No mahogany Elmer Ho: EWeston, you're a player at the low end too? Ralph: the Singing Bass? rebozoette: its the color that not right SaintSlack: Is it your third bass?
rebozoette claps StlouieLou: what do you call that thing between the dick and the asshole?...the bass player Elmer Ho: E, is that lectric or standup? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Ralph: that ale's bass ackwards DJTweeny: these bit seemd to fit in with the TV there :) Cat: did any of you ever read the mad magazine parody of the tv guide in mid-60s? rebozoette: singin in the ramin Cat: i wonder if it's online. EWeston: A bass guitatr, with Aguilar electronics Dual humbuckers Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DEAR FRIENDS” - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln Ralph: sounds great Cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski : YES, cat!! Elmer Ho: ooh, nice E llanwydd: darque nesse Ralph: you're lost in the noodles SaintSlack: Jack Davis did many a TV Guide cover EWeston: The strings are still a bit tiny, but it sounds nice already Elmer Ho: what kinda music, E? Cat: funniest thing i ever read, until the lampoon's sunday paper Ralph: jazz linebacker Duke Earl EWeston: Good lively stuff from the 60ies in. Some rarely heard Elmer Ho: collegiate streetfighter Dink Stover is my favorite sports hero ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:49 PM and late as usual, it's PrincipalPoop, just back from Bremerton." Cat: Hi Poop rebozoette: yak yur back EWeston: Poopsie! DJTweeny: P-Man PrincipalPoop: hi cat, all rebozoette: oh thatt was last week Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Greets, PP! rebozoette: hi pp PrincipalPoop: ok, everybody get out and show your papers, no illegal immigrants allowed here EWeston: Papahs plezze rebozoette: wheres the gap PrincipalPoop: to prove you are you and not me, as gil scott heron sang Elmer Ho: i'm descended from an undocumented immigrant in 1778 SaintSlack: The Aristocrats! Elmer Ho: so can I leave the country now please?
DJTweeny me shows P his pack of Evening Papers EWeston: Is it to late to register as a muslim? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Aliens, you must appear, no matter how briefly... PrincipalPoop: zig zag papers was the proper answer lol EWeston: Alex Jones is visuallizing them now, furiously llanwydd: I can not stand alex jones PrincipalPoop: a radioactive chorus girl EWeston: Few sane folks can. An unlovely voice and double agent for the Lizard Overloads llanwydd: no a boar is a pig EWeston: With tusks man! llanwydd: lol Cat: sounds like proctor's old girlfriend and her electric clothes. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers The Dutched into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:55 PM, then departs. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A boot is a bit of a pig, too! llanwydd: hey Dutched Cat: The ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" DJTweeny: Hi Dutch Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Boor, not boot PrincipalPoop: not a Dutched, but The Dutched EWeston: A Napier Nomad was a pig to start Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Pas the Dutched on the right? EWeston: Das Dutched...Duck! Ralph: that was a great intromission rebozoette: ye ah PrincipalPoop: Is Dutch the past participle of ditch? Cat: dutch reagan? EWeston: Varage is dutch for mooring post PrincipalPoop: ray ray raaaaaygun raaaaygun ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." llanwydd: art bell reminded me a lot of happy harry Ralph: Dutch de sekret ingredient in Ersatz Bros. Coffee Cat: the moors have posts? PrincipalPoop: the moors where in spain, moor or less Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Aren't moorings Muslim? EWeston: No they usually sink into the bogs Cat: but not the rain. SaintSlack: Is Harry any relation to Neil, Cat? Ralph: Nilsson? llanwydd: othello was a mooring post wasnt he? PrincipalPoop: I was thinking wally ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" llanwydd: there had to be many of them in venice Cat: Not that I know of. SaintSlack: Innes ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “MCLUHAN’S MCLUHAN (McLuhan Part 3)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' PrincipalPoop: yes they are Cat: You may remember Tom Wolfe's voice from the previous McLuhan piece. He told a story about McLuhan in the topless restaurant in SF. EWeston: Eventually mooring was originally a Phocician (sp) thing ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. PrincipalPoop: sp is spanish phoecians mohekans EWeston: Yah they seemed to get everywhere in the Med PrincipalPoop: the sumarians where in there somewhere too with the zorasterians ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." rebozoette: satchel to satcel PrincipalPoop: feets get moving EWeston: Barges on the rivers and where to put them yah that fits Cat: i recently read Ned Sublette's history of Cuban music, which mentions the Phoenecians in Spain. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Judith Stamp’s “Unthinking Modernity: Innis, McLuhan, and the Frankfurt School” at >> https://books.google.com/books/about/Unthinking_Modernity.html?id=tmRqtDA7EVkC EWeston: The guitar may have come from SE asian moors EWeston: Though that is much later Cat: Thanks, Tween. Rufus_T_Firetween: yw PrincipalPoop: sitar george Cat: Yes the book talks about that, EW. If its's in the Van library, it's probably in the Seattle library. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sitars came from an instrument called a vina Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ EWeston: When can we tell the musical bigots where their guitars came from? PrincipalPoop: vina talking to me? DJTweeny: 'murica! DJTweeny: lol SaintSlack: In the audiobook, Ned speaks Phoenecian prophetically. EWeston: Shiva like i'm having a dega vue Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Cat:https://www.amazon.com/Cuba-Its-Music-First-Drums/dp/1556526326 PrincipalPoop: that is ok little buddha Ralph: gimme a pizza to go with no anchovies PrincipalPoop: no anchovies? I spell my name Danger llanwydd: youve got the wrong man Johan Amadeus Myjetski : No anchovies? I spell my name danger llanwydd: henry fonda ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" EWeston: Shoot me and win a stuffed animal PrincipalPoop: what sort of animal stuffed with what? DJTweeny: Manny says bang bang Cat: that's my province! PrincipalPoop: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok llanwydd: PYTHON?? ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| The Dutched - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... DJTweeny: a stuffed python? EWeston: A glycopuss. Filled with frozen southern fried glymps DJTweeny: they're hard to shoot PrincipalPoop: monty, the full Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hilarious rebozoette: lol Cat: i used a line from this as a caption for a cartoon we ran in adbusters. EWeston: Bullets bounce right off them ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cat: got nasty letter accusing us of promoting transvestites. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw EWeston: T phobia is so fabulous PrincipalPoop: I promote that Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ Cat: we first got a tv in 56. i thought it was earlier, cuz we had lived in as tv-less zone before then. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I think it was 62 when we got a tv llanwydd: we always had tv. but we didnt get color till I was about 15 or 16 ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: Something off the shoulder then PP? PrincipalPoop: a new human nature, pictures at 11 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com PrincipalPoop: no no, I promote the phobia lol
Rufus_T_Firetween is scared EWeston: Everyone needs a hobby ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" DJTweeny: haha EW Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Catherwood give everybody a hobby ||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody a hobby. rebozoette: nite my bales EWeston: Dressing up in somebody elses clothes has deep western civ history PrincipalPoop: my witty reply was censored, the chat failed, grrr Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite rebozoette! SaintSlack: Catherwood gave me a horse, and I fell right off ||||||||| Catherwood gaves SaintSlack a horse and i fell right off. PrincipalPoop: oops smooch rebo Cat: thanks to tween for turning me on to this piece from the domm set. EWeston: I post on a Zippy the Pin Head site, have several posts in limbo over here EWeston: By bah Rebozoette Cat: did you see the recent lfick Her? sounds like McLuhan's idea. DJTweeny: DOMM is full of great surpeises :-) Cat: by rebo Ralph: Catherwood give Nabby another hit of that Blue Ice ||||||||| Catherwood brings nabby another hit of that blue ice. PrincipalPoop: limbo up limbo down EWeston: I didn't know Mr. C could gaves PrincipalPoop: C has many capabilities rebozoette: super dup Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" ||||||||| "Hey Elmer Ho!" ... Elmer Ho turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:20 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... DJTweeny: "If can't stand the heat, get out of Nagasaki!" ~ from the Presidents skit on Lawyer's Hospital EWeston: You mean to Bambi. DJTweeny: Night Whispers is a really great bit from Immortality Ralph: did i miss the link for the new Everything DVD? DJTweeny: posted it several times, will again :) EWeston: With General Ytookie Ralph: the Very Last Minutemen Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html SaintSlack: Tonight SaintSlack: Tonight SaintSlack: I repeat myself when under stress I rep EWeston: Our civic enheritance. Some don't appreciate it. Cat: This is from an Ossman piece called Radio, Any Questions? rebozoette: nebber nebber EWeston: I don't remember rebozoette: its in your eggs too PrincipalPoop: myspacebarjustbroke SaintSlack: minetoo ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" EWeston: Put a splint in it an march on PrincipalPoop: thought has been what? ahh nevermind Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Judith Stamp’s “Unthinking Modernity: Innis, McLuhan, and the Frankfurt School” at >> https://books.google.com/books/about/Unthinking_Modernity.html?id=tmRqtDA7EVkC SaintSlack: The End of the Universe no longer takes reservations, but they have some of their own EWeston: From the tap dance school of touch typing PrincipalPoop: christmas everyday wheeee Merlyn: I just got that "noseblood" DJTweeny: as in rosebud? PrincipalPoop: good, I thought it was just me EWeston: Fight the war on whoopie DJTweeny: I told Cat I thought I thought Citizen Kane was involved in that character somewhere Cat: Hi Judith. Cat: This is Les Moonves. Merlyn: I got the rosebud ref. but didn't realize he was taking about his bloody nose from the punch DJTweeny: when he shouts "stop depresses" (as in stop the presses) DJTweeny: a newspaper magnate rebozoette: don't punch your punchcard EWeston: Fient left and kick him in the nads Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Drink your punch and shut up SaintSlack: Are magnates attracted to their opposites? DJTweeny: lol rebozoette: stopping thought hurt less than I thought Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Judith Stamp’s “Unthinking Modernity: Innis, McLuhan, and the Frankfurt School” at >> https://books.google.com/books/about/Unthinking_Modernity.html?id=tmRqtDA7EVkC DJTweeny: (one more time for good luck ;) Cat: This is from Full Frontal. Hope you all watch. EWeston: One of the top cons of all time I'll give him that Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sometimes, I wish I had a wish to wish a wish away DJTweeny: meant to have those links ready Cat, just a sec EWeston: Mr' Chuck, both sides do it, Todd? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Samantha Bee's interview with Russian journalist Masha Gessen, from http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Masha+Gessen% 2c+Samantha+Bee&view=detail&mid=FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19&FORM=VIRE rebozoette: capitalP poo Rufus_T_Firetween: hmmm PrincipalPoop: other than that, how did you enjoy the play Mrs. Lincoln? Rufus_T_Firetween: Samantha Bee's interview with Russian journalist Masha Gessen, from http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Masha+Gessen%2c+Samantha+Bee&view=detail&mid=FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19FA4F0D420A1775DDBD19&FORM=VIRE Cat: lol poop EWeston: MSNBC just promoted a heavy rightwinger to head their news division Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Tom Wolfe's biographical talk about McLuhan that mentions the Innis-McLuhan connection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzBPmRPa7ls ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cat: i first played firesing on the radio when i was at carleton in 69 Ralph: Tescticle's Deviant to Fudd's Law! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ << new McLuhan collages there EWeston: It goes in, It must come out Nabby: heh Nabby: Pork? PrincipalPoop: how did the pignut scandal turn out? Cat: the greatest influence mclu had on me was visual. the image of the stage coach in the rear view mirror of the car. EWeston: Is there a black hole's absurdity to Testicle's deviant? Cat: the pigs went nuts. EWeston: They started dancing, and painting each other PrincipalPoop: how does that constitute a scandal? alternate facts? Nabby: Great stuff Cat EWeston: Benghazi level scandal maybe? Cat: this is from the Ossman live piece again. PrincipalPoop: oh whitewater, ok llanwydd: sounds like a zen question DJTweeny: it does EWeston: I guess after Hillary sold 20% of our Uranium its all down hill Cat: the ossmans are into that, as was bergman. llanwydd: cool! EWeston: Goodun Cat rebozoette: thanks cat Nabby: I think we were just collaged! PrincipalPoop: yes cat immediate media meaning Cat: For some reason, I continue to be inspired. EWeston: I'll tell my wife! ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" PrincipalPoop: coed collaging oh my Cat: no idea what you mean, poop Ralph: All Hail Marx / Lennon llanwydd: I wish they would put out Forward into the Past again. llanwydd: on vynil Cat: almost my fave firesing line, rich holywood stars ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from the SHOES FOR INDUSTRY compilation “High School Madness” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out SHOES FOR INDUSTRY at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=sfi-rv' PrincipalPoop: since when am I required to make sense? What is going on here? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Well, folks, I gonna cut the soles out of my shoes, sit I llanwydd: I miss vynil PrincipalPoop: immediate media meaning, and I meant it PrincipalPoop: play the flute Nabby: Whatever happened to Miss Vynil? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : a tree & learn to play the flute. See you all next fire week! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “SHOES FOR INDUSTRY” - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=sfi-ln Ralph: who were those girls, anyhow? DJTweeny: Have a good week, Johan PrincipalPoop: ok jam EWeston: There was an EO on it Poop, granted nobody was told, but still... Ralph: i don't think it was the Andrews Sisters Nabby: Who am us? Nabby: Take care JAM ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: Bye Johan ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: not terribly likely PrincipalPoop: I enjoyed and was entertained and was informed by your work cat, is that better? geeesh ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! DJTweeny: lol P Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Thanks DJT, great collage cat, thanks for all the laughs everybody! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Ralph: another great show Cat Cat: oh, great. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Nabby: Rufus is a natural too Cat: i aim to please, and so does louise. Cat: you didnt think it sounded like a long university lecture, insufficiently punctured by firesign? Ralph: pe pills Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! Nabby: bucket or bushes? EWeston: Looks real regular. Its probably a bucket Nabby: Inspiring words EWeston: Vote for M.E. DJTweeny: I have a Morse Science High Athletic Department hat I wear everywhere :) ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Nabby: I'd vote for you EW - two or three times if need be Ralph: almost!! Nabby: Hey great show Tweeny!! EWeston: Thankee I's proudly to be hear Ralph: thx again Kurt Nabby: Massive show. Nabby: Ty Cat! rebozoette: Cat DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Jona Judith Stamps judith stamps Leroy George llanwydd Nabby PrincipalPoop Ralph Rufus_T_Firetween Schooby thanks for the laughs and tweeny grand i ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Nabby: Thanks Merlyn & Rufus!! Cat: More to come rebozoette: thanks cat Ralph: always a playzure Nabby: Good to you you ALL (the Royal all)! PrincipalPoop: back thanks all night all DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... ||||||||| At 10:53 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, PrincipalPoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Nabby: er, viddy Nabby: er, hear Nabby: er.... rebozoette: vocab rehab Nabby: over & outre DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Cat: off we flee ||||||||| Cat scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Cat?! It's 10:56 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" DJTweeny: watch out for the ticks! ||||||||| 2 enters at 10:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Merlyn: whoops, that's me ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 2 at 11:00 PM ||||||||| At 11:01 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| At 11:06 PM, llanwydd hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Schooby - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| SaintSlack - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| judith stamps - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| StlouieLou - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Jona - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Judith Stamps - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Leroy George - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Cat
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
NancyKat
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
SaintSlack
StlouieLou
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