||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 09, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny disembarks at 6:37 PM. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies TimmMcCoy.com into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:33 PM, then departs. TimmMcCoy.com:Tweeny! DJTweeny: Greetings Timm DJTweeny: How are you this fine evening? TimmMcCoy.com: Doing very nicely, I must say. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:35 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Hellmouth." TimmMcCoy.com: And your bad self? TimmMcCoy.com: Rufus! DJTweeny: Good to hear :) DJTweeny: getting ready for another beeg shew... DJTweeny: The weather in Austin has been uncommonly warm DJTweeny: around 85 (set a record) yesterday TimmMcCoy.com: Gonna be 45 2morrow. Thats a heat wave for us. TimmMcCoy.com: Minnesota here TimmMcCoy.com: Minneapolis DJTweeny: yeah, bet it is for your neck of the woods DJTweeny: One of our RFD DJs just moved there, the guy I wass talking about who also has a show on Dementia ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Alien Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' TimmMcCoy.com: Yes. I do my show on Dementia as well. www.timmmccoy.com TimmMcCoy.com: You know that thought. Sheesh TimmMcCoy.com: Cant type well tonight. Have to get a better pair of specs TimmMcCoy.com: This summer try Brian Eno Evening Star for BG music DJTweeny: So, playing Bride one your show are you? TimmMcCoy.com: Great album to sleep by. DJTweeny: Eno is pretty amazing TimmMcCoy.com: Yes. I needed a Saturday fix for FST DJTweeny: I have 801 Live on vinyl, that he did with Phil Manzanera TimmMcCoy.com: Sweet DJTweeny: Be sure to tell folks about it during the show, and post the link TimmMcCoy.com: Doing Bride for a Valenties thingy. Thought Bride would fit right in. LOL DJTweeny: hahaha, hadn't thought of that ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" TimmMcCoy.com: Oh I will! DJTweeny: the previous was Patrick Moraz, this is Genesis TimmMcCoy.com: Saturday 3pm E on "The Zone LIVE!" I will play the entire "The Bride of Firesign" by The Firesign Theater. 1 hour of me then 1 hour of Firesign. Go here: www.timmmccoy.com/dementia.html OR http://tunein.com/radio/Dementia-Radio-s96902/ TimmMcCoy.com: I'll repeat that later. Thank you. Rufus_T_Firetween: as many times as you like :) DJTweeny: Byron's shows are called The Fun Zone and The Talk Zone DJTweeny: Bet you'd enjoy them TimmMcCoy.com: Cant go wrong with any Zone! DJTweeny: he's on after me on Sundays 7pm-10pm Central (I'm on at 5) DJTweeny:www.dishnuts.net ||||||||| Catherwood leads EWeston inside, makes a note of the time (8:53 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi EW EWeston: Evening Tweeny Rufus and Timm EWeston: The alien vocalist sounds familiar TimmMcCoy.com: He EW! DJTweeny: Mr. Collins EWeston: Thought so. What alien tribe dose he belong to? DJTweeny: The Genesis Collective ||||||||| 8:56 PM: Cat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hi Cat EWeston: Fine buncha aliens EWeston: Lo Cat Cat: Hi all EWeston: Wet enough up in BC? TimmMcCoy.com: CAT, Howdie Doodie! Cat: tis Cat: beats snow drifts Cat: hi timm DJTweeny: Which is what Elayne is getting, apparently ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet gets out at 8:59 PM. Beet: Evening folks. DJTweeny: Hi Beet Cat: Beet EWeston: My colvert is at about half capasity Beet: Hi, Cat, Tween EWeston: Hiya Beet Beet: Hay EW Beet: Hey ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 09, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'rebozoette', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette Cat: rebo Beet: Howdy rebo rebozoette:DJTweeny TimmMcCoy.com hi hi and thanks tweey TimmMcCoy.com: REBO rebozoette: hi beet hi ew EWeston: Miz ette TimmMcCoy.com: Saturday 3pm E on "The Zone LIVE!" I will play the entire "The Bride of Firesign" by The Firesign Theater. 1 hour of me then 1 hour of Firesign. Go here: www.timmmccoy.com/dementia.html OR http://tunein.com/radio/Dementia-Radio-s96902/ ||||||||| Catherwood leads Johan Amadeus Myjetski in through the front door at 9:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: HI JAM rebozoette: hi ew and beet Cat: you're going to talk to Pihl, Timm? DJTweeny: Hi Johan Cat: Jam Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HiYas, beet, dat, et al! EWeston: Mr Myjeyskie. Hows it/ On a plane? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, cat! Everybody okay? rebozoette: ho jam rebozoette: hi cat Beet: Hello down there EWeston: Don't shoot! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: not dat, but DJT, E, & Rebozoette! I can smell breakfast! rebozoette: yeah Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'll take a blue! EWeston: Gumball chaser? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cat: there's a beer in Canada called Blue. it's terrible rebozoette: prolarious TimmMcCoy.com: Its just like Bud in the states Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My fave character is Art Hoflaffer, the trailer court park manager ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out EYKIW at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-rv' DJTweeny: Blue Moss Beer? Beet: I feel so much better now that I am a special person. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh the new age babble is so on target in this. EWeston: Maybe Blue Moose Beer Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EYKIW” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln DJTweeny: sure is Johan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's why it's blue, son, it's in the water... DJTweeny: yeah @ Blue Moose TimmMcCoy.com: "Just dig a hole deep enough and everyone will want to jump into it!" Beet: There are conspiracy theory types all around here. Cat: the beer Bulwinkle drinks! DJTweeny: Alex Jones lives in Austin, Beet ;) EWeston: Few volunteers to kiss a blue moose Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, cat! DJTweeny: you can imagine EWeston: Second bugrabbit refferrence Beet: Ever see him on the street, Tween? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This refers to an alleged UFO crash in ?Texas in '97 DJTweeny: I have not ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:09 PM and Elmer Ho steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Elmer! TimmMcCoy.com: Why is Harry Cox so happy? Elmer Ho: hello dear friends Beet: Yo Elmer EWeston: We're Elmer equiped. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Elmer Ho: I'm Elmer Ho, owner and general manager of Elmer Ho Chevrolet Cat: Elmer. Have some glue Elmer Ho: Cat... *chortle* EWeston: Somewhere there is the line, crazier than a bugrabbit Johan Amadeus Myjetski: hero or pothead? Is that what he said? ||||||||| Joey Demographica steals in around 9:10 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Elmer Ho: hero or hophead EWeston: Yup DJTweeny: Hi Joey Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah! thanks Beet: I haven't had a naked Indian either. Darn! EWeston: Joey's here to clone Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening' Joey! Beet: Hi J. D. Elmer Ho: i actually once saw "the only president of the united states who was never president of the united states" in the Wikipedia article on B Franklin Cat: with alternate facts rebozoette: put those heads back on Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, he's the only one on money that wasn't president. I think Cat: Joe E Beet: Shoild be mentioned that the movie for this is on the new DVD. EWeston: Ran into this this week. The first of four recent interviews with Phillip Procter. Each about an hour long.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpIPWN93Oz8 rebozoette: westward firm rebozoette: ty ew EWeston: Sees like he man's met everybody EWeston: The Cat: Thanks, EW. I've made copious use of Proc's talk in all of these for my collages Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Cat: Last week's McLuhan Part 1 used the bit about McLu giving the lads exploding cigars from the 1xt episode of the Vinyl series Beet: Has anyone seen my white buffalo? DJTweeny: They're hard to find in the snow Cat: There is a TON of Proc talk on line. Beet: Oh, thanks. EWeston: Yes he repeated that in the first two segments I think Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey, hey, let's keep it sweet, beet Cat: I sold it for a nickel, Beet. TimmMcCoy.com: Saturday 3pm E on "The Zone LIVE!" I will play the entire "The Bride of Firesign" by The Firesign Theater. 1 hour of me then 1 hour of Firesign. Go here: www.timmmccoy.com/dementia.html OR http://tunein.com/radio/Dementia-Radio-s96902/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I don't wanna see your buff - alo Beet: Pluck you five ways. EWeston: I though he was in orbit over North Dakota Beet ||||||||| 9:18 PM: SidFudd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" SidFudd: Hi everybody, just shoot me please. Beet: Yo Sid EWeston: Sir Fluddly DJTweeny: Hey Sidd! Cat: Hey Taylor Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Sid! Elmer Ho: bang Elmer Ho: you're welcome sid ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! SidFudd: Any questions? Any answers? Anyone care for a mint? ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: I've got some 45 caliber sarcasm Cat: Good work on the EYK DVD, Taylor. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The mint sounds nice. Nickels or quarters? Beet: Catherwood give everyone a mint/ ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a mint/. Cat: Dragging the lads into chatting about their works really made the DVD SidFudd: thanks EWeston: Wait this mint maybe drugged Cat: How close is Proc getting to finishing/publishing his autobi? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You mean they might be minted dime bags? Cat: If you are involved, I know it will be well done. Beet: Lucky you, EW SidFudd: Belated thanks for the bombers you rolled, Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to SidFudd and mumbles "Something I can help with?" TimmMcCoy.com: Thats good mint. Tastes like pork. EWeston: I think the material is in place, but it needs to be in his voice, per one of the interviews TimmMcCoy.com: Edible bottle! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I think the Bearwhiz ad is the quintessential FST ad! SidFudd: I don't know how close we are to seeing the published "Fortune Cookie" autobiography, but it's soon, I'm sure - Proctor and Andy Thomas are working on it EWeston: Replaced those dirty audible botles Elmer Ho: not as good as the sexessential Cat: I emailed Proc about the Mcluhan story and he said it was gonna be in his book. TimmMcCoy.com: "Everything You Know Is Wrong" VIDEO: https://youtu.be/dAcHfymgh4Y Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I don't believe is sexexistentialism... Cat: I used the tale from the Vinyl session in my first McLuhan collage last week. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html EWeston: Unsexexitentialism could be a coming thing, or a noncoming thing DJTweeny: TimmMcCoy.com: "Everything You Know Is Wrong" VIDEO: https://youtu.be/dAcHfymgh4Y << or you could buy the DVD set ;) Beet: Sex does convince one of one's existence. Cat: the first sid fudd? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: wink, wink, nudge, nudge, eh, beet? Elmer Ho: Sid, rumor has it you tracked down all the songs played in the DF broadcasts? SidFudd: That is to say, Proctor's written the thing (I've read it! It's great!) and Andy is doing layout with Proctor's photos TimmMcCoy.com: WHICH IS MUCH BETTER QUALITY THAN ANYTHING ON YOUTUBE! Beet: Right, JAM> Cat: Aha! DJTweeny: yes indeedie Timm :) Cat: very true, timm. different world Beet: Turn the record over. TimmMcCoy.com: Someone place the new DVD link again. I WANT THAT. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN THE CRAP I SUGGESTED! LOL!!! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: earthoids! SidFudd: Elmer: "all" of the songs from "Dear Friends", no...but 90% of them. Were you wondering about any specific cues? EWeston: Love the gaz music, but its hard to dance to Elmer Ho: a couple of the instrumental pieces - I think i've found most of the rest ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: real gas music from Jupiter, FL Beet: Rooms will be vacated at 12 Noon. SidFudd: I sure as hell like digging for them rekkids SidFudd: Speaking of which, I probably haven't flogged my blog here before, but you should all go to taylorjessen.blogspot.com Elmer Ho: there's a jazzy piece that starts with piano, then some brass comes in SidFudd: Lots of rare comedy records, out-of-print stuff, ridiculous stuff, things no one should ever have cared about Cat: will do, taylor SidFudd: all fully restored, audio & artwork Elmer Ho: super - will check out that blog thing ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Beet: You do that in public, Sid? ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Doctor Memory', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:28 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HiYa, Doctor. Beet: I have been trying to remember you all day DJTweeny: Hi Doctor Cat: What's up, Memory? Elmer Ho: ooh, Duck's Breath - I was thiniking about that just a few days ago Doctor Memory: Hello Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EYKIW” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln EWeston: Clone him Dr. Memory Cat: Elmer, I should look into mixing Duck's breath with Firesign. Doctor Memory: A more prescient album has never been produsced a EYKIW,,,, Beet: Said in the form of a question. Cat: Ask Dr. Science in particular DJTweeny: Nino says you're in Austin, Doctor. Me too :) EWeston: Love Randee of the Redwoods, and his guitar army ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Agreed, DocMem Doctor Memory: Nino is in the TV now. How does he do that? Elmer Ho: my niece lives in Austin - you'd like her Beet: He doesn't know. Elmer Ho: does a fantastic Subgenius rant, goes on for about half an hour straight EWeston: Any Goon Show bits SF? Doctor Memory: I'm the guy with the press pass! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love this! EWeston: Here press this pressman rebozoette: fix it right thrn left Beet: This is definitely one of their best. DJTweeny: Austin was just named #1 City In The U.S. to live Elmer Ho: i used "if you are beginning to doubt what I am saying you are probably hallucinating" on an unsuspecting person once Doctor Memory: You keep it sweet beet! Beet: I hope to spend my last days there. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Cat: Proc;s press past kept him from a beating by the LAPD, leading to his meeting Bergman and the Firesign coming into existence. Cat: Thanks, press pass EWeston: I've used that quote a few times online Elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: There's actually a 1957 federal law that prohibits any government employee from having any contact with extraterrestrials. A capital offense! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about EYKIW at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln Elmer Ho: can you state that as a question JAM? Doctor Memory: Please state short question EWeston: I think he was with Peter Fonda and another at that event, The LA riots DJTweeny: It was becoming a problem, Johan? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes. Can I look away now? ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" TimmMcCoy.com: Saturday 3pm E on "The Zone LIVE!" I will play the entire "The Bride of Firesign" by The Firesign Theater. 1 hour of me then 1 hour of Firesign. Go here: www.timmmccoy.com/dementia.html OR http://tunein.com/radio/Dementia-Radio-s96902/ Cat: yes, ew. he tlaks of it incessantly Cat: sunset strip. i was in high school then and had friends at the riot. EWeston: A lot of things came from that riot. Doctor Memory: Be well and be sure not to choke to death on a peice of cheese. I'm off to compose some gas music. ||||||||| Doctor Memory says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Doctor Memory exits at 9:37 PM. SidFudd: Duck's Breath is the best! Actually went to a Jim Turner garage sale once, got a signed Randee poster Beet: See you next time Doc Cat: Easy Rider gave bith to Proc's first flick. SidFudd: And everyone should read "Ian Shoales' Perfect World" - Merle Kessler is a genius. Brings so much joy to my life Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If I eat cheese, I'll compose some gas music for ya - I'm allergic! Cat: Come again, Doc. EWeston: Thanks, for the memories Cat: Is that a book, Sir? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Doc! Beet: A whole trailer full of Funny Namers rebozoette: blue mothy Cat: Terrible, just like Labatt's Blue. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:39 PM, dragging Don G. O'Vanni by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I often wondered if the writers of the Buckaroo Banzai film used this as a template Cat: Don EWeston: Phil's theatrical career at the time was pretty intricate Beet: hi don Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi DGO! Don G. O'Vanni: Hi Cat and All Seekers! DJTweeny: Hi Don Elmer Ho: howdy don Cat: That's true for most of his life, EW Don G. O'Vanni: Hi DJT EWeston: D GOV howdy Elmer Ho: i'd like to raise the level of my home, Don - can you help? Don G. O'Vanni: Hey EW rebozoette: loljam EWeston: That's the impression I get Beet: It's nice to be friends with a psychic Don G. O'Vanni: Well, the good folks at the Musical Heritage Surplus Club of Hong Kong can. Cat: blow some smoke under it. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: "I've got a hole in me pocket" - Ringo EWeston: Nothing is Beatle proof, J Lennon Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Golden light! Don G. O'Vanni: A cave is just a hole on its side. EWeston: I smell breakfest Johan Amadeus Myjetski: everybody looking down when the aliens return TimmMcCoy.com: Saturday 3pm E on "The Zone LIVE!" I will play the entire "The Bride of Firesign" by The Firesign Theater. 1 hour of me then 1 hour of Firesign. Go here: www.timmmccoy.com/dementia.html OR http://tunein.com/radio/Dementia-Radio-s96902/ EWeston: That explains the flying eggs rebozoette: touch it with a 10 foot TimmMcCoy.com: a 10 footed pole EWeston: AllI've got is the cattle prod Johan Amadeus Myjetski: that dog sounded like Curly Cat: its hard to have a favourite Beet: Great collection. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I LOVED THIS!!! THANK YOU, DJT! rebozoette: yeah TimmMcCoy.com: Thanks Tweeny! DJTweeny: You are very welcome :-) ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from ALL THINGS FIRESIGN “SNAKEHEAD SYMPHONY LIVE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out ALL THINGS FIRESIGN at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl' EWeston: Liesurly ||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 9:49 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood drinks for anyone, please? ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside TimmMcCoy.com and says "Something I can help with?" llanwydd: evening folks Cat: Hi llan EWeston: Hi IIan ||||||||| At 9:49 PM, Don G. O'Vanni vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! DJTweeny: Hey llan TimmMcCoy.com: Yo llan! TimmMcCoy.com: Saturday 3pm E on "The Zone LIVE!" I will play the entire "The Bride of Firesign" by The Firesign Theater. 1 hour of me then 1 hour of Firesign. Go here: www.timmmccoy.com/dementia.html OR http://tunein.com/radio/Dementia-Radio-s96902/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HiYa, plan! Beet: Hi llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: llan, not plan Elmer Ho: hellllllllo llllllllllanwydd llanwydd: how is everybody? Cat: Hey Fudd, my copy of the DVD came with a card listing a lot of upcomng Firesing releases. rebozoette: hi llan EWeston: Nominal and all rebozoette: behaved Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “ALL THINGS FIRESIGN” (Firesign On NPR) - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-rv Johan Amadeus Myjetski: you fuels! llanwydd: I thought I had heard all things firesign u I dont remember this EWeston: And low octane besides llanwydd: actually I had the cd DJTweeny: Yeah, check the tracklist LL Cat: you could listen to new firesign every day and still there'd be more llanwydd: well, austin was very prolific Cat: it's not infinite, but it tilts towards infinity. rebozoette: full nutz llanwydd: so was fst but they didnt record everything they did EWeston: Catherwood throw down some nuts ||||||||| Catherwood throws down some nuts. EWeston: Now everyone dance! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: it resembles infinity, cat! llanwydd: I remember I had a subscription to austins newspaper parody, the post dispatch intelligencer which came out sporadically llanwydd: it was only 5 or six pages if I remember right Cat: i know not of that, llan. Cat: Fudd? you know of this? llanwydd: about 1978 - 79 ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Ralph close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom. llanwydd: hey ralph DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Cat: that's when he was doing the Hollywood Nightshit shows. I sent a bunch of them to Fudd. EWeston: ello Ralph Cat: Michael Packer had a whole bunch. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cat: Hi Ralph. Wanna buy a used car? llanwydd: did you know about The Chromium Switch, Cat? Ralph: good evening, friends Beet: Howdy Ralph Cat: yes llan ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" EWeston: Buggly Mind Ventures, kuel llanwydd: I had a subscription to that as well llanwydd: and I was a full-fledged member of The Young Tom Edison Club Cat: Tom Gedwillow is still active. EWeston: Bradshaw is universal Cat: I think I've seen all of those, llan. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Cat: didnt know about austin's thing Cat: hello kitty is a good key to the cuteness disease that is japan. llanwydd: I was in high school. I remember bringing a copy of the pdi to school to show my friends Cat: this is a perfect description of drumpf Beet: Wow rebozoette: yes sir Cat: sorry i haven't sent you a description for this, tween. EWeston: Don lost a court case today. As expected, he is vivid llanwydd: you mean livid? EWeston: Both, but with more hair llanwydd: lol ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “TEMPORARILY MCLUHAN RAG (McLuhan Part 2” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' DJTweeny: np Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" llanwydd: I have heard mcluhan described as a communications expert who couldnt communicate Rufus_T_Firetween: McLuhan collages are at the above link ^^ EWeston: Those who can't do teach. Who said that? llanwydd: loved his cameo in annie hall Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: The Declassified Firesign Theatre 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Cat: i began thinking about this during last week's chat. rebozoette: al u minamum Cat: i think Temporarily really captures McLu's idea of the rear view mirror. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: god bless vaspuchiland! llanwydd: I think woody allen said that, wes. the full quote is Those who cant do teach and those who cant teach teach gym. Cat: In another way, so does Trump. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com EWeston: Immutable bly too DJTweeny: lol llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: so true, cat! ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." rebozoette: lol ew EWeston: Good one IIan. Alternativly, those who can teach write the instruction manuals EWeston: Can't llanwydd: lol, wes rebozoette: al mounds' ||||||||| Outside, the 10:14 PM bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Petesellers coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Cat: Pete Johan Amadeus Myjetski: he's right there... Beet: hi pete Johan Amadeus Myjetski: hi Pete! DJTweeny: Hey Pete Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Elmer Ho: howdy Pete, loved you as Chance EWeston: Major Bloodnok howdy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Me, too, Elmer! DJTweeny: Being There was a really cool movie Cat: it was indeed. Beet: A revelation Petesellers: i like to watch TV EWeston: These days, it likes to watch back Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A brilliant masterpiece - Sellars' best Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Only if you have a Vizio, E. I hope ... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow EWeston: I've resolved never to dance nude in front of my TV regardless llanwydd: I liked Being There but I thought his comedy was better DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: because the TV is watching you? Beet: Is that Edward Murrow/ EWeston: You never know, unless it shows up on Utube Elmer Ho: LSD may be the lazy man's form of Finnegan's Wake -- that's spiffing Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I thought it was David Brinkley Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Watch the Firesign Theatre Youtube Channel at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd Cat: not sure who that was Cat: this is from a tv show based on mclu's book the medium is the massage. on youtube. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Johan Amadeus Myjetski: all they want to do is dance. and make romance DJTweeny: good Henley :) EWeston: Can't feel the heat , coming off the street Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Beet: There hasn't been a new Boomers for a few months now. Cat: proc is busy with hihs new play. Cat: would love to see it. DJTweeny: Thanks for the info Beet Beet: No prob, T Cat: this is from the new DVD Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Those are the headlines, now the runners behind the headlines... EWeston: The national TV news. Something I gave up on in 79 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: rumors, not runners Elmer Ho: that's all folks - till next week ||||||||| At 10:27 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elmer Ho!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Cat: by elmer EWeston: Stay low Elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I gave it up in 96, and have been much happier since... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:27 PM, dragging Uncle Glen by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Elmer! Be well... Petesellers: you tell rafael i aint taking no jive Beet: Fox News where nobody cares except for serving the corporations Cat: Hi Uncle Uncle Glen: Yo, kids. Beet: hey, unc EWeston: Hi Unka Glem. Beet: Evening, NSA EWeston: Its all corporate these days with few owners DJTweeny: Hi Uncle Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Some people incorporate themselves Uncle Glen: Hola, fellow hippies! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HiYa Uncle!
DJTweeny broke his hippie and can't get up EWeston: Their problem is, as much as they'd like a semi normal state. Don gas declared war on them, and just about anybody else. DJTweeny: Is this from Sleeper, Cat? Cat: I think McLu will forever be famous for this scene from Annie Hall, not for his ideas. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I thought you were betting your BIPPIE, not your hippie! Beet: One of the best scenes ever. DJTweeny: ah, Annie Hall ok Cat: My whole falacy is wrong. classic. Cat: tweeen, i got this from you last week. DJTweeny: catherwood please bet your sweet bippie ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside DJTweeny and inquires "Did you need me?" DJTweeny: cool Cat: from the domm show you played Uncle Glen: I love this Op Ed piece from Peter EWeston: Catherwood throw out that sour bippy ||||||||| Catherwood throws out that sour bippy. Cat: fits perfectly with the mclu news riffs DJTweeny: yeah Uncle Glen: Snap E Tom! Cat: its very peteresque Beet: This is very good. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We'll talk if you like. And I'll tell you right now that I'm a man who likes to talk to a man who likes to talk." EWeston: Lets invite over a bunch of immigrants, and make cars Beet: Fantastic Uncle Glen: I think everybody was stunned into silence by Peter's eloquent rant. rebozoette: Beet Cat DJTweeny EWeston Joey Demographica Johan Amadeus Myjetski Petesellers Uncle Glen Rufusnite all thanks heatin pads a callin Beet: Rest well, rebo Uncle Glen: Matesky was the Mad Bomber in New York. DJTweeny: heal well, Rebozoette Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite rebozoette! Be well! EWeston: Get da warm Rebozoette Cat: by rebo Uncle Glen: No time like the present. Beet: nice DJTweeny: but you can always cut 'em off at the past Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If there was, Uncle, we'd get so confused... EWeston: Music is different. It exists outside of the now Uncle Glen: The Dan was so wonderful. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Haven't heard Boston Rag in... years! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right you are E!!! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Music happens between the beats of your heart! Beet: Great job, Sir Cat. Uncle Glen: Is there anyone here who I'd be ashamed to talk with if they were using their real names? Uncle Glen: I loved that montage. llanwydd: cool! EWeston: Contrapuntal existence Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Monster, cat, monster! Cat: My next will be about Harold Innis who was McLuhan's Mcluhan. Uncle Glen: Four Schnools in a Boat Uncle Glen: SCHNOOKS Uncle Glen: I mistyped myself Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is he any kin to Neil Innis? EWeston: I'm looking for the Nair Guard Cat: Dont know. He was a Canuck communication theorist from the 30s-40s. Cat: Mclu said all his work was a footnote to Innis's. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Neil Innis is one of the founders of the Bonzo Dog Band Uncle Glen: INNES EWeston: Talented family Cat: Yes I made a collage out of their Intros and Outros. Cat: It's on Tween's site. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ EWeston: Over there Eric Clapten ukelalie Cat: yes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ah, yes, so you did! In most conversations, I'm usually the only one who knows of the Bonzos. Got to play on one of their tribute albums. Uncle Glen: Roy Rogers on Trigger ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: Awsome Johan Cat: good for you, jam. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: J. Arthur Rank on gong... ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:43 PM, dragging Teedov by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" Uncle Glen: Kuhlman is a forgotten character today. EWeston: Introducing Liberace, clarinet DJTweeny: Hi Teedov EWeston: TD Beet: what are you teedoff about? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sensuous gorilla on vox humana... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi TD Cat:http://gamebird.ehhh.us/archive/fst/cat/we%27re_all_bonzos_on_this_bus.mp3 DJTweeny: Four! llanwydd: well, I'm going to bed. I'll try to stop in next week. nite folks. Cat: here is the bonzo song Cat: hi td Uncle Glen: Raymond Burr - Le Gran Celebre POOF EWeston: And specially flown in for us a sessions gorilla on vox humana Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a brilliant collage, cat! DJTweeny: be well, llan Beet: nite llan ||||||||| At 10:45 PM, llanwydd vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite LLAN! Cat: you liked it, jam? Cat: by llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, cat, I did. EWeston: Strange attractors and entangling as usual Cat, thanks Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'd be up for it on a replay whenever Cat: you're saying neal d. tyson would like lit? Cat: it? DJTweeny: only the parts with chickes DJTweeny: *chickens EWeston: You put the meta in metaphysical ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Cat: lol Uncle Glen: The plate in your head. I have to laugh. Uncle Glen: In the business, we call that a "snapper". Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cat, it'd be worth the phone call to see if Tyson'd listen to it Uncle Glen: They float! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: a DOMM Extras track “LET’S EAT PRE-SERIES SHOW” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Uncle Glen: An audience at KPFK? DJTweeny: oops, forgot to reset the topic :/ Uncle Glen: There were no chairs. And no ROOM for chairs. Cat: no, i meant the attractors, etc were his territory. doubt he would pay it any attention, unless alerted by someone whose opinion he already valued. ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Teedov - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Beet: Saw Stan Kenton once Cat: you must be old. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Uncle Glen: Early TFT shows often made odd references to walking electric catfish. Beet: Yes EWeston: Phil's playing with the water Uncle Glen: Yesp. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: he was the biggest he had seen... ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cat: that was great Uncle Glen: Thanks for playing for us! EWeston: Good fun all and good evening. Beet: Enjoyed this one. Really great collage, Cat. Thanks everyone. Thanks, Dr Tween. G'nite. Ralph: Thanks again DJ and Cat!! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks DJT, cat,beet & everybody! LOVE Love love to all! Uncle Glen: Yes. Thank you, Cat. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Uncle Glen: Good choice for a religious finish. DJTweeny: one of my favorite bits :) DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Uncle Glen: Beautifully written. Uncle Glen: Adios amigos Latinos. DJTweeny: from the What This Country Needs album DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cat: off we fly ||||||||| Cat leaves to catch the 11:00 PM train to Vancouver. ||||||||| sam fyrestarter enters at 11:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Uncle Glen - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| sam fyrestarter - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Petesellers - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| SidFudd - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Joey Demographica - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat
DJTweeny
Doctor Memory
Don G. O'Vanni
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Petesellers
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
SidFudd
TimmMcCoy.com
Uncle Glen
