||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 02, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Outside, the 8:31 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween gets out at 8:39 PM. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (The Police) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood leads Leroy George into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:46 PM, then departs. Leroy George: well done Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Leroy George DJTweeny: Hi Leroy ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" ||||||||| EWeston enters at 8:50 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: Hi EW EWeston: An drud ebening Tweeny Rufus an Leroy DJTweeny: same to you, fella... EWeston: And Bob? DJTweeny: "What About Bob?" (fun movie) EWeston: I thought he was the elevator boy ||||||||| Catherwood leads Cease into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:53 PM, then departs. DJTweeny:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103241/ DJTweeny: allo Cease ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" EWeston: Cease ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:53 PM, dragging Merlyn by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" Merlyn: heyyy Cease: HI all DJTweeny: yo Merlyn ||||||||| Catherwood leads Ralph inside, makes a note of the time (8:54 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi Ralph ||||||||| 8:54 PM: TimmMcCoy.com jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" TimmMcCoy.com: Aloha Willing Slaves! EWeston: Yaz Merlyn. Looks like a good cast Tweeny. DJTweeny: Hey Timm Cease: a communist? EWeston: Hi Ralph and Timm Ralph: ..........and it's just starting, now..... TimmMcCoy.com: Halo all! Cease: help it's the police! DJTweeny: appropriate music for Next World TimmMcCoy.com: Syncronicity EWeston: Please remove your slaves from the credenza DJTweeny: lol Ralph: hahaha ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet falls out at 8:57 PM. DJTweeny: "My slaves are in that credenza!" Beet: Hi everyone DJTweeny: Hi Beet EWeston: Credenza now burns down Ralph: cuervo gold and a fine Columbian ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: Lo Beet Beet: Hi, Dr Tween Cease: one of the best groups of the 80s Beet: Howdy Mr EW TimmMcCoy.com: Groovy! Cease: Beet, Ralph ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com leaves at 8:58 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:58 PM and TimmMcCoy.com sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: undoubetedly, cease TimmMcCoy.com: I keep getting bumped out..... Grrrr Beet: Yo Mr Cease, Frank ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 8:58 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'rebozoette', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| "8:58 PM? 8:58 PM!!" says Catherwood, "TimmMcCoy.com should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as TimmMcCoy.com enters and sits on the couch. TimmMcCoy.com: What the hell? DJTweeny: oh oh, another revolving door DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette Cease: rebo, timm again TimmMcCoy.com: I keep getting booted Beet: Mr rebo rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny EWeston Merlyn Ralph hi great music ty EWeston: Revozoette. I think Timms server has control issues ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' TimmMcCoy.com: Grrrrr! TimmMcCoy.com: HERE IT IS! EWeston: Put it somewhere safe ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 02, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" DJTweeny: Hold it over there... rebozoette: static is fun ew Ralph: lightning up Beet: An inspiring coloring book Ralph: hi rebozoette (blush) rebozoette: lite EWeston: Semi conductor abuse. A thing for the times rebozoette: color me a color Cease: i should start studying spanish. that'll help me in France. Ralph: Deputy Dan is not your friend ||||||||| Catherwood leads Johan Amadeus Myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. rebozoette: hi ralph Cease: Jam DJTweeny: Hi Johan EWeston: Glissy like Beet: Hey JAM EWeston: Johan rebozoette: micro tepid Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good eveningCease, DJT, E, Beet! EWeston: Off grey Beet: Hello down there. Ralph: Hello down there DJ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Smells like... BREAKFAST! EWeston: Surround the internet! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:03 PM and PrincipalPoop steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. rebozoette: yeah tweeny Ralph: Watch out for the Spinning Bits Cease: Poop Beet: Greetings Poop Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, Poop! PrincipalPoop: tell us tweeny, hi all EWeston: Oh its ...you PrincipalPoop: culminating, wow DJTweeny: Hi PrincP ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “IN THE NEXT WORLD, YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BOZOS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=nextworld-rv' Beet: This was such an unusual turn after the first 4. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: T H A N K Y O U! D J T! EWeston: Retreat from the cone like appurture Cease: indeed, beet DJTweeny: Well, I just wanted to play all those in sequence DJTweeny: now just let me know what you'd like to hear :) DJTweeny: You are very welcome, JAM Beet: O am hooking ||||||||| Elmer Ho steals in around 9:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Elmer Ho: hello Dear Friends Beet: Hi Elmer DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I agree, beet, not quite a bad trip, but a little distopic. EWeston: The sound of hundred dollar bills falling by my ear? Elmer Ho: howdy yall Cease: Ho PrincipalPoop: tell elmer hello catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood ignores PrincipalPoop Beet: Like a bad acid trip Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elmer! Elmer Ho: JAM! EWeston: Yow Elmer Elmer Ho: How the hell are ya! rebozoette: say hello please catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood says "hello" EWeston: Sent my tax return off today Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Trailing clouds of glory... Elmer Ho: oh, one of my favorite segments from what I think of as a not-particularly-great album Elmer Ho: dead cat soap PrincipalPoop: that is why it floats Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What? EWeston: A hysterixal subject fer shure Elmer Ho: i remember the old commercial -- 99 44/100 % dead cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NEXT WORLD” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=nextworld-ln EWeston: Those stifled conversations Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Elmer Ho: everbody bookmark https://5calls.org/ Ralph: that sounds like sex PrincipalPoop: edithed ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “IN THE NEXT WORLD, YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out NEXT WORLD at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=nextworld-rv' Ralph: hey look at me right behind rebo in the list <3 <3 Elmer Ho: yes PP, edithed sex is the best kind Johan Amadeus Myjetski: stilted conversation has been caused by sexual tension many, many, times.... EWeston: Eidithed (TM) Ralph: the whole world is spinning...... DJTweeny: 'stilted' conversation? PrincipalPoop: em ah huh Elmer Ho: my god, this dragts Elmer Ho: drags EWeston: It helps if you both have stilts DJTweeny: so what do you fine folks want to hear next week? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: paced just like a soap opera, though PrincipalPoop: the circus, the guys on the stilts, those guys DJTweeny: true, JAM PrincipalPoop: smells like a dead cat in here hehehe Ralph: hahaha EWeston: They live in fear of wood peckers Ralph: LOUDER PrincipalPoop: hehe he said wood peckers hehe Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Johan Amadeus Myjetski: as opposed to... metallic peckers? Elmer Ho: like steely dan? DJTweeny: hahaha Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL! EWeston: My blushes. Now fred's blushes. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Merlyn: And the Firesign youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXdhVqpbttKSvBWGWHSBkgw/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd PrincipalPoop: goodness DJTweeny: ooooh, that's one I need to put on my post list Ralph: that's a fine steely dan you got there, baby PrincipalPoop: one 4 or 5 guys, one channel PrincipalPoop: katy lied dr wu Ralph: thanks Merl EWeston: Made from submarine hull steel mange Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks, Merlyn! Just added it to my subscriptions. Elmer Ho: tx Merl, good stuff Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Are you saying, being made from a submarine, it's ready to go down? Elmer Ho: and full of seamen? EWeston: Its used to it, yes Ralph: Jesus saith, treat everyone with equal violence PrincipalPoop: boomer or fast attack? DJTweeny: as long as it's equal EWeston: Think subs are now coeducational Beet: I just added it too, Merl. Thanks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com PrincipalPoop: in my favorites, I cannot afford any subscriptions EWeston: Fast attack for that macho feel, among conisurs PrincipalPoop: bang slam thank you mam EWeston: The ladies used to be confined to submarine repair ships rebozoette: screen door repair on the subs EWeston: You laugh, but I've seen them. The screen doors that is PrincipalPoop: my family called them hoagies Ralph: lol reba Elmer Ho: screen door hoagies? who knew Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com PrincipalPoop: weren't the hoags in the grapes of wrath? EWeston: One of the ways to access a submarines interior in dry dock is to cut a door sized hole in the side of it ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Nabby', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:26 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Ralph: who stilled the crickets EWeston: Nabby's in Cease: Nab DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Nabby: Cheers, all PrincipalPoop: I never knew that, hi Nabby Johan Amadeus Myjetski: random cool zip, Nab! Nabby: Hey Tweeny rebozoette: it keeps the greens outta yer teef EWeston: Giant marmosets rebozoette: hey nabby Ralph: The thrill of death!!! EWeston: Yar!... ||||||||| 9:27 PM: DavidM jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HodFod game? DJTweeny: Hi David Ralph: Baseball's Hole of Fame LOL EWeston: Mista M Cease: DM Beet: Hi, Nab PrincipalPoop: dave Beet: hey dave DavidM: I'm still sorry I used my "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers" poster to cover that hole in the wall. Nabby: Hey David DJTweeny: lol David Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NEXT WORLD” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=nextworld-ln Nabby: we're glad you made it Cease: you have to be our age to know who billy jack was EWeston: The UTV did go all fuzzy rebozoette: yup yup yuppers DJTweeny: Laughlin died a couple of years ago Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, Woody! PrincipalPoop: is he alive? PrincipalPoop: oops ok, sigh Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Cease: it was an obscure ref to me at the time it was current. Nabby: strange mythology billy jack ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cease: was he supposed to be an "indian?" is that's why he's in this? DJTweeny: you knew them back then, Cat? Nabby: dunno C PrincipalPoop: yes Cease: heard the name but never saw his flicks or had any reason to watch them Ralph: had another hit ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He was a sort of Native American Kung Fu. Tried to avoidd fights, but fights always sought him out Cease: ok that explains it then. EWeston: The movie indian of the time. At least the executives thought so PrincipalPoop: a counter culture dirty harry if that makes any sense, maybe ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Ralph: Spud Coolzip Cease: now i see why's he's in Next World. it was obscure to me before Elmer Ho: i saw a couple of the Billy Jack movies - what can I say, I was young ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cease: i have always avoided martial arts, in flicks and in real life Elmer Ho: as opposed to marital arts flicks Nabby: zactly, EH PrincipalPoop: who was the guy with the ax handle? Elmer Ho: Lugar Nabby: (what can I say, etc.) EWeston: The oriental ones of the early 70's were great mindless fun Beet: buford pusser PrincipalPoop: lex lugar? DJTweeny: Talking about Buford Pusser? Walking Tall? Elmer Ho: Lugar Axhandle DJTweeny: That movie was about a real person PrincipalPoop: yes yes thanks, it was remade too Cease: was kareem in one? PrincipalPoop: gosh, ok Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I actuallyy knew several people who knew & lived near Mr. Pusser. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php EWeston: With Bruce Lee yes EWeston: Nothing like say the blind Karate Boxer series DJTweeny: Walking Tall was remade with The Rock DJTweeny: I think I like the original better Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yeah Kareem was a student of Bruce Lee PrincipalPoop: lol now you are pulling my leg Cease: i remember being in our favourite ton katsu restaurant in the tokyo exurb we lived in back in 77 and the tv in the background was playing some sort of martial arts thing i was ignornig. Ralph: the DaCootie Sue EWeston: Still have a book on Bruce's technic Cease: then i noticed kareem adbul jabaar on the tiny screen. PrincipalPoop: walking tall starring the rock loool Cease: i was at ucla with him. he was not tiny. DJTweeny: "One of my legs is shorter than the other and both of my feet's too long..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: E, I prefer Zatoichi, the blind swordsman DJTweeny: PrincipalPoop: walking tall starring the rock loool << I shite you not Cease: i loathe all sword flicks equally. EWeston: Where could you see a girl in a long dress and a short sword take out 30 guys in five minutes PrincipalPoop: ok ok ok, I am your favorite turd, you would not shit me lol Beet: what about crouching tiger? DJTweeny: Walking Tall (2004) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0351977/ DavidM: I was actually allowed to enter the United States (if Bellingham, Washington counts) to purchase "In The Next World, You're On Your Own" back in 1975. I couldn't find it here in Vancouver. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The real Pusser broke up stills because he had his own stills & didn't like the competition DJTweeny: crouching bozo, hidden wheezer PrincipalPoop: tiger crotch? use talcum powder Cease: you're in vancouver? EWeston: Watching those flims in the Fillipeans was a fairly safe thing to do socially DJTweeny: according to Nino, Cease rebozoette: djt lol PrincipalPoop: canooks infiltrating, lock arms... Beet: crotch talcum DJTweeny: lol P rebozoette: tiger balm balm DJTweeny: We'll biuld a wall and make the Canadians pay for it! DJTweeny: *build PrincipalPoop: tiger balm Cease: kesey preferred baking soda. DavidM: I'm not the only person in Vancouver with a complete set of Firesign Theatre recordings, either. We/they are EVERYWHERE. DJTweeny: more likely they'll build a wall to keep out all the Americans ;) Ralph: such incredibly great sound effects EWeston: Will we fight them after the Mexicans Ausrailians Chinese Irainians and the deadly Somalie? PrincipalPoop: make a date to meet at the statue of Trudeau Beet: alienating all allies trump DJTweeny: Yeah, I was marvelling at the produuction earlier, Ralph Ralph: the Seven Deadly Arab Countries Cease: a complete set? is that possible? i have a big collection up here in north van, but complete? that's hard to do. DavidM: My dog is on a hunger strike until I find him some Billy Jack Dog Food. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Comedian Lewis Black said we should build a wall between US & Canada, 'cos that's where the cold air comes from EWeston: If they put up a Trump Hotel they can bet off the list Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw PrincipalPoop: somebody else ate dog food in a movie and it was... nope, name did not popup DavidM: Not really complete, but the albums, the Mobile Fidelity CD's, Box of Danger, laserdisc/VHS, the 2 70's books. I'd have that new DVD set if I could have walked into a local retailer for one. Is it great? Beet: Golden Showers built for Donald. Elmer Ho: i've felt like emailing friends overseas and saying 'Dear Australian Person, I'm sorry our president is an infantile asshole.' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bad trip section alert PrincipalPoop: cool, the collection not the peepee fun rebozoette: treat the beast DavidM: Vancouver has a Trump Tower, used exclusively for protests. It's true! EWeston: Putin's playing edgy with Don. If he fails to deliver, there'll be a run on brain bleach Elmer Ho: this part is actually good -- always thought of this album as bookended by two good parts, with a lot of "eh" in the middle Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elmer, I've actually sent an email like that to an English friend... PrincipalPoop: the production is wow Cease: there is some great stuff on it, david. EWeston: Springsteen in Austrailia said on stage that they were embarrassed by Trump Elmer Ho:https://twitter.com/joss/status/821818768292593664/photo/1 Cease: i ordered mine from firesign DJTweeny: fishing, like at the end of Boom Dot Bust Johan Amadeus Myjetski: One of the best endings of any FST album!IMO DavidM: Spookiest comedy album ever, I think. I love weird Firesign Theatre. Cease: i'm not sure i i bought my copy of Next World in Van or in LA. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html Cease: powerful, jam Cease: is htis from DOMM tween? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: a DOMM Extras track “AL ATLAS INTERVIEW” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' DJTweeny: forgot to change the topic, sorry Cease: it would be hard to find firesign that isnt weird PrincipalPoop: really far out, far out Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ EWeston: Glad they beat Princeton PrincipalPoop: huh? Cease: but they lost to Princesston. EWeston: By two points! PrincipalPoop: no jive EWeston: Maybe it was Princeton, but who cares Ralph: It's about time he got a real job EWeston: Nick could cloud fund today Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Merlyn The Web Magician sez... If people want their pictures to be added to the Rogue's Gallery, just post a link to a pic in the chat DavidM: I learned more about living in 2017 from listening to Firesign Theatre albums in the early Seventies than from living in 2017 (if you call that living). PrincipalPoop: dig it Cease: true enough, DM EWeston: Trump may decide to change the callender and off 2017 Cease: retitled Cunegonde EWeston: A tribute to realty. That's down to earth PrincipalPoop: authenticitytittytitty EWeston: Bang bang ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Beet: Hello very busy NSA guy. PrincipalPoop: don't break the station, gosh ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. PrincipalPoop: media is the massage rebozoette: om yeah cat ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “MARSHALL MCLUHAN PART 1” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' EWeston: The broken station looks up at me. His eyes the color of sky blue sky, and oatmeal Beet: Not to be confused with the Enola Gay PrincipalPoop: bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down, and won Johan Amadeus Myjetski:https://www.dropbox.com/s/pv9g00p0xov2c2k/19859822242_2ce5ec7dd6_o.jpg?dl=0 EWeston: They got gobs of determination Cease: htis is marshall's album Elmer Ho: this is really good Cat PrincipalPoop: staring at where the speakers are on my laptop rebozoette: pick up your scones DJTweeny: watching the radio Elmer Ho: what was the WOody Allen movie where mcluhan did a walk-on? Cease: Doc Tech gave me this CD long ago but just got around to using it. DJTweeny: very cool Cease: Hannie All PrincipalPoop: annie hall Elmer Ho: thx - I thought it was Sleeper but wrong as usual EWeston: Arnie Smeck Elmer Ho: whats the origin of this bit? Rufus_T_Firetween: This is posted at Cat's archive under McLuhan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: a daily wank reduces the risk by 40 percent, Ralph: truer words were never spake EWeston: Intro to the second to last one rebozoette: weeble wobbly Ralph: Trump has been a dick all his life Ralph: I mean, the President Beet: Probably a big fan of Tricky dick Ralph: back to our regularly scheduled programming.............. EWeston: Nope was the last work Bride of Firesign Ralph: or Barry Goldwater DJTweeny: I heard someone say that Nixon andmired Trump Ralph: or Pat Buchanan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: AuH2O, Ralph Beet: Dicks of a feather PrincipalPoop: is that the theme song to gilligans island? Elmer Ho: I Loathe Lucy Cease: this is john hockenberry;'s 1990 npr show Heat. Ralph: Desi Arnaz Cease: Proc/Berg did a lot for that show. EWeston: Considerred opinion is anything from this administration is probably a lie, or it will reverse itself shortly DavidM: I'll be back. 10-4, Eleanor! PrincipalPoop: the kids formed a band PrincipalPoop: ok dave Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I remember the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate. EWeston: Get that bridge built David Cease: keep em flying, DM DJTweeny: Trump's 'amazing' letter from Nixon will hang in Oval Office - http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/12/15/newser-trump-letter-nixon-hang-oval-office/95465212/ DJTweeny: see you next time, David Cease: there's me. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You're not kidding, are you, DJT? I thought we cleaned the Nix out of the white house forever Cease: here's phil's A's wondrous play A Shadow Moves Upon a Land. Beet: see ya dave EWeston: Nixon had a twisted but real sense of public service, and was totally paranoid DJTweeny: ya think, EW? EWeston: Turned out we got him, but he did help. The EPA starts with him. Openning relations with China started with him ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: bust the sudt rebozoette: dust EWeston: This sudt is ill! ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." PrincipalPoop: a broken clock is right twice a day. back when clocks had hands anyway Elmer Ho: Nixon's main interest was foreign policy and he didn't much care about domestic policy PrincipalPoop: oh wait, he started revenue sharing for the states, a very big deal Elmer Ho: he didn't so much "give us" EPA but just let it happen, because he didn't care about the domestic realm DJTweeny: "There is an old Volcan saying: Only Nixon could go to China." PrincipalPoop: nino, Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, DJT! DJTweeny: *Vulcan ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" DJTweeny: and yes, I'm a Trekkie EWeston: He didn't interfere. That came with REagan and the mother of the Supreme court nominie Elmer Ho: can't read much longer so signing off - cataracts kinda suck Johan Amadeus Myjetski: NITE, ELMER. BE WELL! Cease: bummer, elmer Elmer Ho: til nest time - be well yall DJTweeny: sorry, Elmer :( PrincipalPoop: elmer, give me some glue before you go EWeston: Take care Elmer DJTweeny: rest well ||||||||| Elmer Ho leaves at 10:19 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." PrincipalPoop: oh, rats Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sorry for the caps lock shout Beet: Night Elmer Beet: Nixon took us off the gold standard DJTweeny: "This is very interesting." lol EWeston: Many fools would like take us back to that, but their to busy with other excitements ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" rebozoette: yes yes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: he was elected the first time saying he would end the war. Then he said he had to get elected a second time before he could end the war, & still he didn't do it DJTweeny: Beet: Nixon took us off the gold standard << maybe, in the long term, the most destructive thing he did Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the James Joyce tribute DJTweeny: ummmmm Gracie Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Would I say yes to mean yes Cease: McLuhan was a major Joycean. EWeston: Why base our economies on a limited resource? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Exactly, E! DJTweeny: EWeston: Why base our economies on a limited resource? << so that governments can't ptint money and have endless wars and put us into endless debt Beet: Now based on thin air DJTweeny: 'print money out of thin air' PrincipalPoop: This sounds like the early 70s Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Airplane's "Lather" would have fit here as well. Maybe DJTweeny: Lather's a good tune EWeston: And if we need capital for needed work, but we can't have it because there isn't enough gold? Ralph: AWESOME soundtrack PrincipalPoop: the air is getting thicker, it will based on thick air soon DJTweeny: Where is this song from, Cat? Cease: still here ralph? DJTweeny: good point, P ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DavidM - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: While Bathing at Baxters I think Ralph: to think you could play this while tripping Beet: lol poop Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's not air, Poop, you'll need a shovel soon... DJTweeny: Ah, Baxter's OK DJTweeny: sounds right PrincipalPoop: dengue fever is back rebozoette: tactile dinner EWeston: And its beautiful Beet: Where is this resaurant? DJTweeny: lol Beet DJTweeny: yeah Cat, do you have an address? lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.. excepting Alice... Cease: mid 60s SF Beet: Neat story Beet: That was great! PrincipalPoop: not bad again vancouverine ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: a DOMM Let’s Eat broadcast “THE UNDERWORLD OLYMPICS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' rebozoette: thanks cat grest laughs PrincipalPoop: afk Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com rebozoette: grest ugh Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ rebozoette: great ha ha Beet: I like it when they break each other up. Cease: Mcluhan is a great mine. ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Beet: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol rebozoette: airships DJTweeny: I'll bet, Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Ralph: Ladies' Uphill Skiing Competition???? Ralph: LOFL Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! PrincipalPoop: both legs shorter than the other EWeston: How is it you have three legs? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Just right for a path that's uphill both ways DJTweeny: his friends nicknamed him 'tripod' PrincipalPoop: exactly EWeston: I was thinking the fourth one fell off Ralph: dericate brossoms rebozoette: blossom buss um rebozoette: holder tight EWeston: Giant hicky's from Mars rebozoette: chicken shadow stew EWeston: Pesudo filling rebozoette: veggie flew rebozoette: sugareless sugar ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" EWeston: Nylon bunnies rebozoette: ooden Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oden, Rebuz? EWeston: Hung out with a coupla crows DJTweeny: It's rebo's norse upbringing Cease: if the norse got any more up they'd be down. EWeston: I hear Frieda's hot PrincipalPoop: loki be a lady tonight DJTweeny: like really down with it, man? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOLOL! DJTweeny: lol P ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' rebozoette: how the japanese say wooden jam lol EWeston: His probation officer has strange desires rebozoette: wow this time just flew by tonight PrincipalPoop: film strips, ding rebozoette: ya all be best that ya can be Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Like Mr. Deltoid in Clockwork Orange, E? PrincipalPoop: smooch, work on that 40 percent EWeston: Not sure about the metric here. PrincipalPoop: bang de bang bang Beet: Nobody creating this kind of material these days. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He's an American, not metric, E Cease: i'm just recycling DJTweeny: not that I've heard of Cease: gone cat. rebozoette: double dutch PrincipalPoop: dope humor of the 70s volume 1 and 2 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Reuben & the Jets was Zappa... EWeston: I thought he was Britsh all these eons Ralph: hahahahahaha Nabby: 4 Fills and a Fill Cease: thats why its funny, jam PrincipalPoop: now, order now Cease: zappa was austin's neighbour. EWeston: Bye dear friends Nabby: Thanks for being Tweeny! Ralph: i enjoyed myself and all of yourselves as well PrincipalPoop: thank you tween Beet: This was great tonight. Thanks everyone. Thanks, Cat, for another great collage. Thank you Dr. Tween. G'Night. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: didn't know that, cease! PrincipalPoop: ciao keep warm rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Nabby PrincipalPoop Ralph thanks for the laughs and djt the best Nabby: Thanks Cat, Rufus & Merl! ||||||||| At 10:58 PM, PrincipalPoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Cease: off we fly. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks Kurt, Cat & all! Love love love to all! ||||||||| Cease is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:59 PM. DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Nabby: Good to see you all! Hear you all. Nabby: Read you all. Nabby: Etc.! ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Ralph: austin was zappa's neighbor????? Nabby: Away! DJTweeny: I have heard that, Ralph Ralph: you people are SO superstitious..... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Ralph: thanks again DJ and Cat, great fun DJTweeny: yw :) DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| 11:12 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Leroy George - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
DavidM
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Leroy George
Merlyn
Nabby
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
