||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 26, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:31 AM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary. ||||||||| It's 10:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| DJTweeny bounds in at 6:36 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts George Stevens into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:19 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi George, you're early :) ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:36 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| It's 7:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| George Stevens - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Hot Tuna, Judy Collins) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and TimmMcCoy.com gets out at 8:41 PM. TimmMcCoy.com: HOLA! Room-O! Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Timm Rufus_T_Firetween: How you feelin' tonight? Rufus_T_Firetween: Hand healing ok? ||||||||| "8:46 PM? 8:46 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Ralph should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Ralph enters and sits in front of the fireplace. TimmMcCoy.com: Doing much better. TimmMcCoy.com: Yeah, kind of tired tonight Ralph: Hot Tuna! DJTweeny: Hi Ralph DJTweeny: fresh off the grill Ralph: Truckin' my blues away ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'EWeston', just granted probation at 8:48 PM", then leaves hurriedly. EWeston: Hi ho Tweeny Rufus Ralph, an Timm Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi EW TimmMcCoy.com: 'Ello 'Ello 'Ello! EWeston: Some Hot Shit eh? ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:50 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Minneapolis." Merlyn: Hay all you farmers EWeston: Merlyn, in early Rufus_T_Firetween: howdy Merl TimmMcCoy.com: Hot shit? Barely warm! EWeston: A breathless heyy, in return EWeston: That was the original name for the band, The company had,issues with it Rufus_T_Firetween: haha Rufus_T_Firetween: guess they might ||||||||| Beet enters at 8:55 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex. EWeston: Papa John Creach on the violin? Beet: Howdy everyone. DJTweeny: Howdy Beet EWeston: Ello tubor DJTweeny: could be ||||||||| Catherwood escorts c in through the front door at 8:55 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: Hi Dr Tween. Beet: Judy ||||||||| rebozoette steals in around 8:56 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd in through the front door at 8:56 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. llanwydd: anybody here yet or is it just us? c: Hi all Beet: One of the purest voices ever created. c: are we just? c: in canada, we have our justin Beet: Hi Llan, rebo DJTweeny: Hi renozette, llan DJTweeny: Hi c rebozoette: Beet c DJTweeny EWeston llanwydd Merlyn Ralph rebozoette Rufu hi all woow tweenie brillirant c: judy's version of donovan's Sunny Goodge Street is one of the best things I've ever heard. llanwydd: justin time? c: can you play that, tween? rebozoette: how u all doin EWeston: Miz Rebozoette c: we be doing fine, here in canada. rebozoette: a week of weak for me rebozoette: hi c DJTweeny: not right now cat, maybe at the end of the show EWeston: Trying a scratch chili with some beef, for a change llanwydd: hot judy and tuna collins Beet: hey, c EWeston: A third tag C? llanwydd: beef instead of what? rebozoette: the beans have it ew TimmMcCoy.com: standard operating procedures EWeston: Jim C Tag DJTweeny: don't have it in my collection cat, sorry llanwydd: the clowns are all at firesign chat EWeston: Usually I do it with poultry Beet: purdy ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: tracks from ALL THINGS FIRESIGN 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out ALL THINGS FIRESIGN at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl' ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Nabby', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 26, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" rebozoette: thanks tweeny EWeston: No beans grace my chili Beet: Hi Nabby DJTweeny: Hi Nabby llanwydd: Ive done chilli with turkey neck meat rebozoette: hi nabby llanwydd: chili ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'PrincipalPoop', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... rebozoette: hi nabby rebozoette: lol Beet: Maybe my favorite Ossman character. PrincipalPoop: hey all llanwydd: jokes about america are too soon at the moment DJTweeny: Hi PrincP DJTweeny: Yeah I love Barnstromer too :) rebozoette: all beef all the time Beet: Hey Poop Ralph: Wow,..... no jokes about America, eh? Ralph: hi bozoette <3
DJTweeny suspects there will be lots of jokes about America Beet: You might get a Tweet in return. DJTweeny: yeah lol Ralph: stop it already lol Nabby: Cheers Tweeny EWeston: Certainly he isn't much for humor directed at him TimmMcCoy.com: Remember the Big Bang? Too soon? llanwydd: our first tweetybird president rebozoette: snow smut rebozoette: answer that llanwydd: twitter wont last another four years ||||||||| Elmer Ho sashays in at 9:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| 9:04 PM -- Elmer Ho left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). DJTweeny: Howdy Elmer Beet: Hi Elmer. llanwydd: Hay Ho c: Hi HO DJTweeny: oops PrincipalPoop: ho ho ho chi minn ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elmer Ho falls out at 9:04 PM. Beet: NSA in overdrive. EWeston: Hi Elmer DJTweeny: wb Elmer Ralph: Limbaugh cheese!!!! EWWWWW Elmer Ho: I'm back.. don't everybody cheer at once, it gets loud llanwydd: lol ralph Elmer Ho: Howdy beet Tweeny llanwydd c Poop E Ralph Elmer Ho: is that everybody? rebozoette: morese sugar llanwydd: hi ho Ralph: TASTY GOOSEFLESH EWeston: I'm considered complete as a set Ralph: Seedless hemp seeds LOL llanwydd: america isnt a melting pot anymore. its a potage Beet: Hello down there. PrincipalPoop: no sugar tonight, the voice of dj tween Ralph: by whom is it considered a quadrilogy EWeston: Hello over there ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:07 PM and late as usual, it's Johan Amadeus Myjet, just back from Tennessee." Beet: Cudos to Tween for chuckling when he says his name just like in HTF. c: i'll be using bits from the new dvd in up coming collages Ralph: the first quadrophonic quadrilogy in recorded history Beet: Hey JAM PrincipalPoop: 68 to 75, BINGO EWeston: Johan, hi c: hi jam ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “I THINK WE’RE ALL BOZOS ON THIS BUS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BOZOS at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-rv' Elmer Ho: howdy jo DJTweeny: Hi Johan Johan Amadeus Myjet: I'm down, safe and sound, trailing clouds of glory.... llanwydd: love ths album llanwydd: took me a long time to buy it PrincipalPoop: johan, didn't clapton sing that Elmer Ho: biting through... Beet: My favorite of all. EWeston: Dang tourists Elmer Ho: think it's my fave too llanwydd: it was on the big book of plays, which I had stolen c: i remember how magical it was to hear this for the first time PrincipalPoop: the future is ahh now Johan Amadeus Myjet: Love those films about a rosy, positive future that's just around the corner Elmer Ho: though my fave changes llanwydd: I mean stolen from me Elmer Ho: i thought you meant you had it stolen so you could claim the insurance Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Ralph: Everybody sing............. EWeston: Me too llan. It was probably Alex Jones. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:10 PM and late as usual, it's Johan Amadeus Myjetski, just back from Funfun Town." DJTweeny: lol rebozoette: grate Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I get the feeling i've been here before... Ralph: this was never timelier than it was now llanwydd: lol wes DJTweeny: agreed, Ralph rebozoette: less timey Ralph: government inflicted simulation!!! PrincipalPoop: the future can't wait, how true how true Elmer Ho: YOU CAN PEE INTO THE STREAM... llanwydd: remember what phil ws here a few weeks ago and he didnt know who alwx jones was llanwydd: I was surprised Beet: no place to hide DJTweeny: Hillary Clinton seemed to know Ralph: did you hear that rebozoetta EWeston: I only know of him from secondary sources PrincipalPoop: super, I don't feel so bad now that I have no idea who alex jones is lol Elmer Ho: annalee llanwydd: he knows who art bell is and that have few small thins in common llanwydd: I meant they Rufus_T_Firetween: Alex Jones - www.infowars.com EWeston: He's sounding his organzation to pick a white house cooresponent PrincipalPoop: art bell? you are just making up names, do you know Anita Drinque Ralph: even now, yet rebozoette: plum pit llanwydd: alex jones ought to go bury his head Ralph: lettuce paws PrincipalPoop: ahh ok, I have seen him before rebozoette: lol Elmer Ho: llan, you misspelled "burn" - HTH Johan Amadeus Myjetski: wee paws, for a jet... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Ralph: alex jones is a false fag... i mean, flag Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Elmer EWeston: He may even smile these days. Like Paul Ryan's sadistic smile llanwydd: lol ralph c: it is indeed, tween. and everyone should buy a copy Beet: Can't listen to A J's voice very long Ralph: are we there yet DJTweeny: lol Ralph Elmer Ho: ryan is the worst - he pretends to be the upstanding guy but when push comes to shove he has a backbone made out of overcooked spaghetti ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" llanwydd: lol ho Ralph: i got mine! I even found it again after i hid it in the bookshelf EWeston: Yes, but someone stole there llanwydd: that took me a moment PrincipalPoop: thank yuuu Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOZOS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln Ralph: Taiwan on!! EWeston: About the only way to communicate with Ryan, is by post card these days. Ralph: thank you PrincipalPoop: those vatican kabballa masons Elmer Ho: oedipus the turtle DJTweeny: Going to be interesting to see how The Donald interacts with a Republican Party who didn't want him in the first place c: i got a job in the city of Hamatsu, in Japan, in Aug. 1971. A frined sent me this album in October. Elmer Ho: the GOPutin will cave, except for a few like McCain rebozoette: turtle toes DJTweeny: did the Japanese like Firesign, cat? c: Japan was very weird, and not in a good way. Hearing this established a zone of positive weirdness for me. PrincipalPoop: there will be a honeymoon which means a lot of well what happens on a honeymoon Beet: lol elmer EWeston: Some fine conflicts are already leaking out of the WH DJTweeny: lol P c: No Body in Japan speaks Enlish well enough to understand Firesign. Elmer Ho: Japan is the only place I ever went to a mcdonalds while traveling overseas DJTweeny: ah, ok c: But they loved the production values when I ;layed it to people in teh record industry. PrincipalPoop: yes, excellent sound effects llanwydd: anybody want a cocktail? c: I played some Firesign on the naitonal radio/tv network NHK in 74-75. Elmer Ho: never thought FST humor would translate very well, but you never know DJTweeny: I'll bet. Nothing like FST's production in voice recordings back then c: It was all just English Weirdness to them. Elmer Ho: were they popular in any non-English speaking country? c: maybe into french or russian but NOT Japanese. Elmer Ho: I mean other than the USA DJTweeny: haha c: Proc, Austin and Bergman all spoke some Japanese. PrincipalPoop: ahso c: Ausitn worked for JAL pre-Firesign DJTweeny: I wounder how many languages Proc speaks c: many c: my granfather spoke 10 languages. Proc must be about that Elmer Ho: was that line an echo of "plowmen dig my earth" from All along the watchtower/ PrincipalPoop: which came first EWeston: Francis Burton was familiar with over a 100 languages llanwydd: I speak at least 2 words in any langueage you can imagine llanwydd: but I don spell them very well PrincipalPoop: serbo-croatian Elmer Ho: procmer says 7 languages, as of 2009 Elmer Ho: see http://www.yodernewsletter.org/ynlpdf/YNL53.pdf Ralph: This damn album goes so well with pot and Bacardi Riserve EWeston: So do most sailors. Usually, I love you. PrincipalPoop: fudd's laws Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or even window pane, Ralph.... llanwydd: Im I supposed to send your love to so and so? c: that's true of most albums, ralph Ralph: yes inddedy JAM PrincipalPoop: personally I'm very pleased Ralph: built it myself and i love it c: i wonder who these people are and what they think of being in this album c: should ask proc next time he shows up here Ralph: The Tomb of the Unregistered Voter Beet: I was just wondering that myself, c. rebozoette: chest in time Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ Ralph: Oktoon buddy Ralph: bozoette! PrincipalPoop: mentioned email back then EWeston: It landed on my foot rebozoette: covers Ralph: the Secretary of Failure Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Merlyn The Web Magician sez... If people want their pictures to be added to the Rogue's Gallery, just post a link to a pic in the chat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I think we all got a Koch problem these days.... rebozoette: slathered in power EWeston: Cept for the inflamed toes, yes, your right Ralph: ostensibly motionless PrincipalPoop: heh heh tween, I have several photos in mind hehe EWeston: Nope thats chicken fat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hair did have a spare pair, Ralph ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Elmer Ho: ooh, I love Jim's rant... wait for it... Rufus_T_Firetween: are they *candid* photos, P? Elmer Ho: candied photos? Rufus_T_Firetween: nudge nudge, wink wink PrincipalPoop: wink wink nod nod EWeston: Brain beach use encourafed Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Ralph: so incredibly prophetic rebozoette: I won't funway that DJTweeny: quite precient, Ralph PrincipalPoop: barney the clone rebozoette: I don't want that either c: next collage or probably 2, about mcluhan. still looking for that story by proc about the xplodiing cigars Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Ralph: that's quite a landing strip you are aporting there c: also have ideas for collagea about orson welles and montaigne. DJTweeny: wasn't that in one of the election shows, cat? Beet: You could write a book on all of the hidden meanings in this thing. DJTweeny: oh yeah, Beet c: no, new stuff Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Ralph: it's maaaaaah favorite c: i thikn i used the firesing playing orson on nixon in my nixon piece c: new? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: To even understand what some of this was, you have to have taken Cobal or Fortran EWeston: John Candy did a good Orson PrincipalPoop: is that like window pane? DJTweeny: Just watched Citizen Kane (Orson Welles) recently and suddenly realized that's who they're playing off of on Boom Dot Bust EWeston: From prewindows in computer times Elmer Ho: love how the background music wobbles here Beet: A broken President - a foretelling? PrincipalPoop: sounds basic to me or basica Ralph: Microdot Word Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow c: i must watch that again soon, tween. Elmer Ho: lol Ralph PrincipalPoop: purple instead of blue EWeston: We're going to have to facw the fact that we, and our country arn't good enough for him Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html PrincipalPoop: thank yuuu c: in a recent interview, proc says he wanted to develop his character more, but not enough time. c: i hadnt realized they were given a time limit for these discs. Rufus_T_Firetween: probably some limitation of studio time Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign Beet:UhClem raelizes the machine is after him EWeston: Help, its the police Johan Amadeus Myjetski: kinda... watch ya c: kinda Elmer Ho: a good bit of writing for Bozos went onin the studio, from what i've read PrincipalPoop: clone me, clone me Dr. Memory Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! Ralph: uhhhhhhhh Beet: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh EWeston: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Ralph: and bozoettes c: plane as the noahs on your ark DJTweeny: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign Cheese Log, the archive of our weekly chat sessions - http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/logs/indexx.html EWeston: Noah Veil nano signing arf here rebozoette: gyp sea Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Beet: This is so amazing. Ralph: gyp sea girl Beet: lol PrincipalPoop: uh oh, forgot the future Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Captain, your logic was impeccable. We are in great danger... Beet: Mister Barney EWeston: Not nice to forget mother future, future mothers, and farfignugin Johan Amadeus Myjetski: i always love this ending.... PrincipalPoop: Leave the horses in the wagon, it is all downhill from here. Ralph: truly unfathomable EWeston: That seagulls staulking me! Beet: No praise is highg enough. Beet: high Ralph: on the real thing c: i read a baudilaire poem which ends with "and sailors and many others" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NIGHT CATS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' c: i'm sure ossman at least knew that poem. c: and many others is an invitation to infinity. c: love this song DJTweeny: Well you would, it's about cats :) EWeston: Foot mover Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:50 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary. c: it's actually anti-cat. DJTweeny: Hey E DJTweeny: just missed Bozos Beet: Hello Miss Elayne Elayne: Evenin' all! Elayne: Thanks Tween, I believe I've heard it before. ;) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ DJTweeny: hahaha DJTweeny: once or twice? c: Phil was doing science fiction decades before Bozos. Elayne: Looks like America done gone and broke the President. c: HI El DJTweeny: didn't know that c c: proc is reliving his childhood here, el. DJTweeny: guess we're about to find out, E c: listening to and fucknig with firesign material is a full time job, tween. EWeston: I hope his warrenty hasn't expired DJTweeny: I'll bet it is, cat :) c: Looks like the President broke Amerca, El. DJTweeny: where is this from, cat? EWeston: We are motioning at him in an unconcious manner rebozoette: and we love ya for it rebozoette: this is great cat Elayne: Still have a guest room, Cat? Canada's looking saner and saner. And I'm not insane! Beet: It's a wonder that anyone could tell a story with these guys araound. c: i thikn a dear freinds show. llanwydd: catherwood, put me on the phone to president pinto and tell him its a donald trunk call ||||||||| Catherwood puts llanwydd on the phone to president pinto and tell him its a donald trunk call. c: we do indeed, el. Elayne: Also, not responsible! Park and lock it! EWeston: I've had cats that will kill rats. Not all will though c: two Elayne: I mss Vancouver. Elayne: If the cost of living weren't so high I'd seriously consider retiring there. rebozoette: hi e Beet: I've seen rats the size of a large cat c: i love it here Elayne: Hey RB! c: yeah, very expensive. Elayne: Is there pensioner housing there? c: here';s cat again. EWeston: Usually if there's one rat there's more. Predators don't go for possible losing fights c: yes c: i sound very stoned. PrincipalPoop: linga franca, is the language connie lingus speaks DJTweeny: perish the thought, cat c: this is great guitar DJTweeny: lol P EWeston: Her brother Fred speaks fuent Hindi DJTweeny: haha @ Trump recording Ralph: wow, that's current ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Ralph: how did they a dresser EWeston: Hands on per the crime report c: i think this is tiny ossman. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" PrincipalPoop: wpw PrincipalPoop: wow even ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Ralph: i am sound, and very stoned
rebozoette claps Beet: Very interesting, Cat. c: hope y'all liked that. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Ralph: we're only half way thru! c: will have mclu in a week or two. Ralph: i have to have another hit EWeston: Good fun Cat ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Ralph: of sweet air EWeston: Reloading my test fitting pipe ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: a DOMM Dear Friends broadcast “HOUR OF ECSTASY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Ralph: i have never heard this Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Elayne: That's what I need to do, reload the pipe... Ralph: this is so much fun Elayne: Thanks for the reminder, EWeston. DJTweeny: lots of great rare stuff on DOMM PrincipalPoop: i might have, I don't know Johan Amadeus Myjetski: actually, Tesla invented radio, Marconi lost the patent fight... Ralph: hahahaha EWeston: Always happy to be a public servant of service rebozoette: tear fiends Ralph: at your cervix Beet: at your cervix Beet: Great minds Ralph: vacuum kissing?? rebozoette: lol EWeston: Bendable, integratable and of indetermnate sex and hieght Ralph: suck my face Elayne: Well, just dropped out to say hello. Hello! See you maybe next week... PrincipalPoop: eyelash kissing ||||||||| Around 10:04 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset... EWeston: Here wipe first c: hope you and robin are well, el Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Elayne! Beet: See ya E. PrincipalPoop: night E EWeston: Stay warm E Ralph: gnite ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Ralph: E rebozoette: trebulet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: they need to consult dr. memory Ralph: the ayes have it c: the ewes have you PrincipalPoop: your not right, eyes right Ralph: sound off ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: He runs amuck again c: you aint got no friends on your right PrincipalPoop: you ain't got no brains on the left EWeston: Hown dog PrincipalPoop: poon town EWeston: Tree frog PrincipalPoop: 3 4 EWeston: Hown dog coon town tree frog PrincipalPoop: is it coon? oops EWeston: Ah cud bi rong PrincipalPoop: get the experts, we need a ruling DJTweeny: catherwood, get PrincipalPoop a ruler ||||||||| Catherwood gets principalpoop a ruler. EWeston: I'm calling Alex Jones for a lifeline Ralph: the relevance in the living room ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! PrincipalPoop: p or c neither of them are pc Beet: No experts for the next four years, please. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ear revelence c: as roofer? Ralph: roofie? EWeston: Chaos fold your earlobes c: reefer PrincipalPoop: to each their own, a town by any other name will still smell the ssame Ralph: there ya go rebozoette: wobblie boboli PrincipalPoop: I wanta open my present, Beet: I want 4 girls PrincipalPoop: mail from borneo wow Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Ralph: Oowah wanna lei tu EWeston: Iy wouuld have existentail issues if it was never openned Ralph: yu EWeston: It Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ rebozoette: get it right the third time Ralph: Mussorgsky!!!
PrincipalPoop thrusts his arm in the air. Here, Present Beet: I have long hair. Should I be worried? EWeston: I do like to tease it so c: we need all the warmth we can get. Ralph: The Great Walls Beet: Good point PrincipalPoop: tint is orange and wind it around on top of your head, you will be fine. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: I prefer a lie, er, dye myself Beet: Like a Hindu? PrincipalPoop: he was reading about our fabled heritage PrincipalPoop: I was thinking Donald but ok EWeston: Much like your fabled presant c: or an alternate present. c: this is more and more like a philip k dick novel PrincipalPoop: oops, using the D word got me an internal server error, be careful all ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Beet: Not ready yet for a combover PrincipalPoop: I was thinking of Donald Duck, but ok EWeston: In which case scream, rise your right leg, and flea the country Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They're talking about Soylent Green, aren't they? PrincipalPoop: I hope so EWeston: Human nerves in your diet is not a good thing Beet: Anybody planning a permanent trip to Canada? PrincipalPoop: Why do you ask? lol rebozoette: i'll be a cracker for you ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Captain Oilof close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:24 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom. PrincipalPoop: rubber biscuit DJTweeny: Hi Oilof c: hi cap Beet: A refuge, a sanctuary. EWeston: We west coasties ain't giving up PrincipalPoop: salutes captain Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If i could arrange any sort of income stream in the great white north, i'd consider it, seriously Beet: I heard Gov Brown today, God bless 'im. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" c: its been a good country for me. DJTweeny: What did Da Gov have to say? PrincipalPoop: and the price is bigger too Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ EWeston: Some groups are promoting getting in touch with your legislators, regularly Beet: That Californie is going to uphold its values of human rights, Climate science, etc. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: spoke out against immigration changes from drumpf Ralph: corner of Beaumont and Fletcher in Downer Ralph: I would like to lay on you EWeston: Thing is he can issue as many executive orders as he likes. Wheather he likes it or not the rest of the government has a voice too Ralph: it's been shone Ralph: get soft on communism EWeston: The legality of many of them is on shaky grounds Ralph: a mental bloc DJTweeny: The States can always use nullification, as they have against federal marijuana and gun laws Ralph: an all-vbloc neighborhood EWeston: I heard today the whole administration is on private RNC servers Beet: This is going to br Government by Executive Order. Ralph: hahahahahaha Ralph: sorry, i am trying to ignore the Goverment Beet: Good luck ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Ralph: i know EWeston: I think its a good time to engage, as one can. Ralph: we are the goernment in Exile Johan Amadeus Myjetski: NASA & the Forest Service are resisting, starting anti-drumpf tweet accounts today c: for what it's worth, i'll make collages Beet: The Real Left is going to have to get out on the street and on the phones. Ralph: there really is nothing more beautiful than women rebozoette: ummmmmmmmmm PrincipalPoop: oh my Ralph: ooops, did i spill the beans rebozoette: was it good for u EWeston: Indivisble is a consolidation of other groups. I like they're attitude right now DJTweeny: Trump White House Senior Staff Have Private RNC Email Accounts - http://www.newsweek.com/trump-emails-rnc-reince-priebus-white-house-server-548191 PrincipalPoop: let the cat out of the bag rebozoette: 76 lbs chicken DJTweeny: "Since this story was published, the RNC has deleted the emails of Bannon, Kushner and Conway. RNC spokesman Ryan Mahoney told Newsweek Wednesday night that the emails were set up only for distribution lists, “There is nothing wrong with having an RNC account if it is not used for any official government business,” he said." EWeston: Thanks Tweeny Ralph: may be sharing that c: i'm not in a bag PrincipalPoop: see it works c: baudelaire brand hash. they knew the sailor poem Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ EWeston: If they say their delected, and no GOP legislator is going to investigate. Pretty much end of story. Till they do it again. Beet: Remember "Lark" cigs? DJTweeny: sure do PrincipalPoop: Tarytons? DJTweeny: yep Ralph: such ardent hypocrisy DJTweeny: I remember a commercial in the movie Good Night And Good Luck about the mcCarthy hearings in the 50's, and they were selling Kent cigarettes as being healthful Beet: I must say that I enjoyed smoking while I was doing it. Don't judge. PrincipalPoop: drs preferred camel non-filters DJTweeny: hehe c: i found smoking intoxicating in 71 DJTweeny: a real man's cigarette ;) EWeston: I enjoyed Julian cut rye Ralph: the glans in our body DJTweeny: doctors prefer it because it brings them business PrincipalPoop: lucky strikes are toasty, and they are ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Oilof - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Ralph: i never inhaled hahaha Merlyn: I was watching old TV commercials with a friend of mine in a theatre (Walker Art Center I think), and after an old cigarette ad that was funny, he did his "wheezy laugh that ends in a hacking cough" and got a second laugh. DJTweeny: well of course not... PrincipalPoop: I used to watch Inhaled's Navy Beet: That was my branch of service also DJTweeny: along with Bill Clinton Merlyn: I assume you're all familiar with the Flintstones selling Winstons? Why the Boy Scouts Work Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Merlyn: I mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvt8skgm2l8 PrincipalPoop: escape from the planet of the apes kim hunter fell c: yes merl Ralph: Inhale to the Chief!! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: "Did you inhale the vapors, Scotty?" "Aye. Deeply" c: i was lulcky to have non smoking parents but most adults smoked in those days PrincipalPoop: oh that is M talking, I don't notice who says what, hi M PrincipalPoop: do you say paul maul or pell mell? DJTweeny: omg, in children's cartoons :( EWeston: Always have a growing operation in the warp drive Beet: i fell off my chair laughing. rebozoette: cha cha Merlyn: paul maul Beet: Tea Pee EWeston: Someone pass it on to the NSA guy Merlyn: paul maul iv Johan Amadeus Myjetski: inhaling led to warped driving... PrincipalPoop: ahh from the north, ok DJTweeny: that's as bad as the candy cigarettes they ysed to sell to kids in grocery stores at the checkout line rebozoette: kool cool Ralph: the Bay of Fungi Beet: It said the word "Power" and it reacted just like we do. Ralph: hahahahahahaha EWeston: The bay of humerous whirlpools Johan Amadeus Myjetski: fishery mover?!? ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" rebozoette: cool clear water ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Petesellers', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:45 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Ralph: bitcoins DJTweeny: Hi Pete PrincipalPoop: nicotine makes you stubborn, for good or bad rebozoette: whales of saturn Beet: Howdy Pete c: hi pete PrincipalPoop: mister ellers EWeston: The trailor parks of Neptune Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Pete! Just like Being There Ralph: whales in night Saturn rebozoette: colltaxico DJTweeny: The President says, "Sell those Petes!" EWeston: Whelks cruising blurger joints PrincipalPoop: abraxus Petesellers: does your dog bite Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ PrincipalPoop: a balm EWeston: He gnaws well DJTweeny: "You gave a bomb to a baby??" Beet: They always forget PrincipalPoop: balmy, that is right, balmy c: whats up next week,tween? dear freinds? DJTweeny: (from Life Of Brian) DJTweeny: You tell me, cat PrincipalPoop: that is not my dog EWeston: Was it the white wire, or the red one? DJTweeny: What do you folks want to hear next week? c: its next after bozos PrincipalPoop: us folks? or the canadian folks too? EWeston: Dr. Marmoset DJTweeny: Dear Friends was the next release, Cat c: i'm at least a week away from the mcluhan c: lets call it 2 weeks Johan Amadeus Myjetski: In the Next World You're On Your Own PrincipalPoop: ummmm DJTweeny: but we don't have to play these in order, folks c: as irecall, twen. but i was in japan then. DJTweeny: We have a request for Next World DJTweeny: no other votes? PrincipalPoop: the next? so we are done with this one already? EWeston: We are so done...toast. c: anything is fine for me. DJTweeny: Next World it is... PrincipalPoop: oh this brave new world DJTweeny: I also had a request to play some of the audio from the Airship Al videos EWeston: Lyon of fat PrincipalPoop: a gram is better than a damn ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Beet: I 2nd that, Tween. EWeston: Deprehydrogenated? PrincipalPoop: manifest reality Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Should make for a great show, a great combo EWeston: Manifest combineharvester c: yes great combo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And this was a great show. Never heard this Dear Friends piece EWeston: I played with them man. PrincipalPoop: that was fun, and fun too c: who, ew? EWeston: Now if I can just write it off on my taxes. Bye all. PrincipalPoop: thanks dj tween, ciaoo all Ralph: another monstrous production DJ EWeston: Manifest combine Harvesters ||||||||| Around 10:57 PM, PrincipalPoop walks off into the sunset... Beet: This was fun. Thanks everyone. Thanks , Cat, for another great collage. Thanks Dr Tween. G'Nite. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love love to all! Thanks to all! Much appreciated! DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Ralph: happy trails bozos and bozoette rebozoette: Beet c DJTweeny EWeston llanwydd Merlyn Ralph rebozoette Rufu night everbody thansks and tweeny yeah rebozoette: cat thanks so much rebozoette: ralph have a good um Ralph: xoxoxox DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Ralph: good bless you, and god night c: see y'all next week DJTweeny: :) ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| c runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's c?! It's 10:59 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "11:02 PM and late as usual, it's Barney, just back from Alpharetta." ||||||||| At 11:05 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Petesellers - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 11:25 PM uptown bus from Las Vegas pulls away, leaving not Ed coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. not Ed: ow, my nose ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| not Ed - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjet - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Barney - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elmer Ho - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
c
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
not Ed
Petesellers
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
