||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 19, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 6:49 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| 8:02 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Pink Floyd) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'tvlarry', just granted probation at 8:44 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: Hi tvlarry ||||||||| Don G. O'Vanni waltzes in at 8:48 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: Hi Don ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'NancyKat', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:48 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... ||||||||| "8:48 PM? 8:48 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Johan Amadeus Myjetski should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters and sits on the divan. DJTweeny: Hi Nancy, Johan NancyKat: I am a melon. Don G. O'Vanni: Hi DJT. (I'm sorry your initials are the same as the President-elect.) DJTweeny: are you ripe? NancyKat: Heylas, Tweeny and JAM! ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:49 PM, dragging EWeston by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening Nancy, Don, DJT! DJTweeny: How dare he use my initials. I'll sue! DJTweeny: Hi EW ||||||||| 8:49 PM: SlugBugDoug jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" NancyKat:DJTweeny-*thunkthunk* Not yet...lol Don G. O'Vanni: Johan! Are we going to hear The Magic Bowl Movement? DJTweeny: Hi Slug NancyKat: EW! Heyhey. EWeston: Hi Tweeny, Don G, Johan, Nabcycat,SBD and Larry Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, E, Slugbug! DJTweeny: The Duke's Duet from El Schitzophreno Don G. O'Vanni: Hi EW. SlugBugDoug: Hi Don G. O'Vanni: Cuz that's mah favorite! NancyKat: I'm multitasking, also watching a friend tattoo himself on FB live and i'm also folding laundry. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Don G. O'Vanni: Tattooing himself live on FB? My God...2017. Rufus_T_Firetween: you are one busy kitty Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, for the straight poop, let's go where I go every morning, Don! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Don G. O'Vanni: I think tonight's album is one of the FST masterpieces. EWeston: It's just this Chromium switch NancyKat: DGOV-Yeah, I know... NancyKat: Rufus-i'm a single Mom-24/7/365. DJTweeny: busy indeed! Don G. O'Vanni: Does that mean there's only one of you, Nancy? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I missed last week's Two Places At Once, THE classic FST , IMO. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Don G. O'Vanni: Yes, it's another mighty masterpiece. ||||||||| Cease sneaks in around 8:55 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." NancyKat: DGOV-I need multiples...lol...I have MANY in here... DJTweeny: greetings catman EWeston: Hi Cease ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn falls out at 8:56 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn EWeston: An Meryl. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good evening , Cease! All well? Cease: Hi all EWeston: Oh my god I've gone deef Cease: As well as can be expected, considering what is happening below the border tomorrow. SlugBugDoug: damatic paws ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:57 PM and Beet sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: Evening all. EWeston: Straved off Globners once again whew DJTweeny: Hi Beet NancyKat: EW-Flip the little chromium switch... EWeston: Lo Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yeah, it's all black armbands around here! Cease: Beet ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Elmer Ho', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... NancyKat: Slugbug-Jazzpaws? Furries in a busby Berkley number? Beet: hi Dr. Tween, EW, Cease DJTweeny: Hi Elmer EWeston: It's dopplering me. Is this nomal? Elmer Ho: would rather be, yes Beet: Hello elmer Cease: Elmer EWeston: Allo Elmer Elmer Ho: sup Tweeny, Beet, E, Cease, all Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet, how's it going? ||||||||| SaintSlack waltzes in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Beet: Can't beat The Floyd. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Elmer! DJTweeny: Hi Slack ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT “Candidate Still Daffy! Regan Blasts Rats!” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PAPOON at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-rv' Elmer Ho: yo Jo ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 19, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cease: speaking of musicals, there's a taste of a great musical in my latest collage Cease: Mel Brooks EWeston: I called six legislators this week. This looks to be a habit for a few years Beet: Howdy SSlack Elmer Ho: a taste of a great musical goes well with the scent of a monologue ||||||||| Catherwood escorts rebozoette into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs. EWeston: Mista Slack NancyKat: Who AM us anyway? DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette ||||||||| Ralph sneaks in around 9:01 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hi Ralph SaintSlack: Hello Tweeny,Beet, all Beet: Trump in Margarine Ralph: Howdy pardner SlugBugDoug: hair color is about right EWeston: Evening Mizz Bosoette rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny Elmer Ho EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Merlyn NancyKat rebozoette SaintSlack SlugBugDoug tvlarry hi all and tweenie rules NancyKat: Beet-Oleo... Beet: Hi Ralph Beet: Hi Nancy NancyKat: Beet, cease, Merlyn! hihi! DJTweeny: "the one in show business, the one with the strange haircut..." how prescient ;) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi rebozoette, Ralph Beet: A really good Paul Harvey EWeston: Bit old for Don's taste Beet: Hey, JAM Elmer Ho: WTH is this? it's like someone is reading my mind.. Don G. O'Vanni: Too old?! rebozoette: hi jam Cease: I used to listen to Paul Harvey when I lived in japan. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: He likes them at the brink of puberty DJTweeny: check the banner, Elmer :) ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." rebozoette: quak a lacka Cease: He was on the US military radio station every day. ||||||||| "9:04 PM? 9:04 PM!!" says Catherwood, "PrincipalPoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as PrincipalPoop enters and sits on the couch. Elmer Ho: that's entirely too easy Tween Cease: Poop DJTweeny: Hi PrincP rebozoette: redunk the dunkulouse Beet: Hi Mr Poop PrincipalPoop: and now the rest of the story DJTweeny: lol Elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Just about everybody listened to PH who listened to the radio, even into the 70s. EWeston: Hey Pooper Ralph: Good day! Cease: Ralph SlugBugDoug: trouble - water, wrong Kennedy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi P Poop! PrincipalPoop: everybody going to inarguation parties tomorrow night? Cease: When are you playing Not Trumped Yet, Tween? SlugBugDoug: suicide prevention instead Elmer Ho: if by "inauguration party" you mean "pissfest", then, yes Don G. O'Vanni: Are you kidding? Beet: We should all just drink ourselves into a stupor. rebozoette: har har DJTweeny: at the top of the hour, cease SlugBugDoug: again? Elmer Ho: actually I think Poop's "inarguration" was spot on EWeston: Gerry doing good for California PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween Beet: Hey down there. rebozoette: give ua liberties or whatever Cease: My answer to the Trumpocalypse tonight after Dwarf. rebozoette: catherwood please give us some booze ||||||||| Catherwood brings us some booze. Beet: Maybe the dwarf should be crushed? EWeston: I'll be on desk duty at the gallery. Starng at my reflection in the plate glass windows PrincipalPoop: he's a spy and a girl delighter ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “DON’T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DWARF at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-rv' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm thinking how the lamp pole therapy helped Mr. Mussolini... DJTweeny: lol Beet: Does it look like notseWE? PrincipalPoop: the trains ran on time or so I heard, that is something to be proud of rebozoette: we have lummpy tearsucs Johan Amadeus Myjetski: How it could help... Others, maybe Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON’T CRUSH THAT DWARF” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln EWeston: I wouldn't know a notse. I hate to admit it Cease: good one, jam. ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! PrincipalPoop: pull the curtain fred EWeston: It's pulling back PrincipalPoop: it's gonna be alright Beet: See, that's EWeston backwards like regnaD kciN PrincipalPoop: marching marching Cease: goose stepping i see. EWeston: I'm much relieved. Truthfully the view is of the International Fountain at the Seattle Center PrincipalPoop: take a gander at that Beet: Is it reel purdy? EWeston: I've only got a gooseling Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gotta run. Back in about 20. ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com steals in around 9:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." PrincipalPoop: I taught I saw a purdy cat TimmMcCoy.com: HOLA PODCATS! Elmer Ho: 20 what? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html DJTweeny: Hey Timm Cease: Timmy Beet: Hey Timm PrincipalPoop: are you hungry? TimmMcCoy.com:Tweeny,Cease,Beet! NancyKat: Holy Podcats? Invasion of the cat snatchers? Beet: Hot Gog! ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: Beets the previous site, next to the downtown erotic toystore Cease: nah, i'm filled up with groat cakes. Beet: Dog NancyKat: We're UNGRY! NancyKat: SUGAR! DJTweeny: cease is not a pod TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, bring me a dirty martini please? ||||||||| Catherwood gets TimmMcCoy.com a dirty martini. PrincipalPoop: are we allowed to use the word snatch? EWeston: Nien! Cease: groat cakes smothered in hash oil, that is. TimmMcCoy.com: As in Snatch the crothch? No. Beet: The Adult Bookstore Hotel? EWeston: It think that was above the gallery PrincipalPoop: Ocelots? ||||||||| 9:19 PM: BillyboyBailey jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" DJTweeny: Hi Billy Beet: Hi Billy Cease: 3B PrincipalPoop: I have not seen an ocelot in long time PrincipalPoop: hey billy EWeston: BbB Elmer Ho: hey bbb ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:20 PM and dude steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. rebozoette: sevenyatwo Cease: dude PrincipalPoop: nice grape EWeston: Not Deuwd? Beet: He said TMZ DJTweeny: Hi dude Beet: Yo Dude ||||||||| BillyboyBailey departs at 9:20 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Elmer Ho: we hardly knew him... PrincipalPoop: oh, we scared him away NancyKat: Beet-Paparazzi demilitarized Zone/ ||||||||| BillyboyBailey tiptoes in around 9:21 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php PrincipalPoop: won Cease: easy to do, poop PrincipalPoop: hell, won't you stay home bill bailey DJTweeny: welcome back Billy EWeston: Unless he's traveling backwards in time Beet: Billy EWeston: Maybe he needs some zest appeal PrincipalPoop: as told by rich hollywood stars Cease: one of many great lines rebozoette: got the snacks Don G. O'Vanni: Is Peorgie helping Porcelain make the bed yet? PrincipalPoop: yes, stop singing and finish your homework EWeston: Almost nearly Beet: I always liked the girls singing. TimmMcCoy.com: GROAT CAKES! PrincipalPoop: oh porgie TimmMcCoy.com: I am really having a Dirty Martini. DJTweeny: what exactly is that, Timm? Don G. O'Vanni: Or are you having a really dirty martini? TimmMcCoy.com: Another Martini Catherwood, please? ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside TimmMcCoy.com and mumbles "Someone mention my name?" Ralph: rum and tropical fruit juice here EWeston: Sex education in the home is best ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: lol EW TimmMcCoy.com: Vodka, Vermouth, Olive with olive juice. Cease: my usual sangria EWeston: Bettern in some school or alleyway DJTweeny: interestiing, vodka instead of gin TimmMcCoy.com: Love it! TimmMcCoy.com:https://www.truthexaminer.com/2017/01/alec-baldwin-just-impersonated-trump-at-nyc-anti-trump-rally-and-its-the-best-thing-youll-see-all-day-watch-here/ PrincipalPoop: quiet TimmMcCoy.com: Sorry Don G. O'Vanni: *uck you! TimmMcCoy.com: EAT IT RAW! Don G. O'Vanni: (Thank you.) EWeston: Baldwins been good TimmMcCoy.com: Alec is freaking hilarious! EWeston: BBOOooooo Beet: I've always loved this bit. Don G. O'Vanni: -LOL NancyKat: The only thing we have to fear is... Don G. O'Vanni: Holy Mudhead, Mackerel! EWeston: The midnight twitter TimmMcCoy.com: Holy Mudhead Mackerel EWeston: Fine body of fish TimmMcCoy.com: MORE SUGAR! rebozoette: ha ha DJTweeny: Baldwin's going to have the Trump franchise the way that Will Farrel had for GW Bush Don G. O'Vanni: Sometimes I think my kids are doing it on purpose! PrincipalPoop: hi bottles EWeston: He is worried about normalizing The Don Don G. O'Vanni: LOL Cease: good point, ew Cease: carvey's bush remained hilarious. Beet: Is everyone ready for the big transition tomorrow? Don G. O'Vanni: Now, here's a tune I think you'll really dig. DJTweeny: Yeah Carvey had GHW Bush down pat :) EWeston: Looking to see meager coverage of Saturday's protests DJTweeny: Like Chevy Chase with Ford Don G. O'Vanni: Little Sally E. Chink... EWeston: Of Austin's Nixon ||||||||| At 9:34 PM, TimmMcCoy.com rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." DJTweeny: oh yeah Cease: ausitn became nixon ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies TimmMcCoy.com into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:35 PM, then departs. PrincipalPoop: who did jimmy carter explaining about taking lsd EWeston: Was it my breath? Don G. O'Vanni: As we know it, Hugh. DJTweeny: dunno Don G. O'Vanni: PP, that was probably Dan Aykroyd. Cease: bergman maybe? SaintSlack: Dan Ackroyd PrincipalPoop: ok thanks EWeston: Sounds like Dan TimmMcCoy.com: Ackroid & Chevy Chase TimmMcCoy.com: Damn my typing....vodka speaking ||||||||| At 9:36 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, TimmMcCoy.com!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... PrincipalPoop: sounds right Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:36 PM and late as usual, it's TimmMcCoy.com, just back from Hellmouth." SaintSlack: I wonder how many Presidents Harry Shearer does DJTweeny: Timm got stuck in a revolving door Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com TimmMcCoy.com: The room keeps bumping me out DJTweeny: He's incredibly versatile EWeston: Looks like a figetter to me Don G. O'Vanni: And kiii, kiiiiiii, kiiiiiiiiii PrincipalPoop: yeah yeah blame the room, switch to gin, immediately lol Cease: a lot, slack DJTweeny: Catherwood, please remove the bumps from the room ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to DJTweeny and inquires "Would you like something?" rebozoette: great TimmMcCoy.com: ...etricks DJTweeny: lol P Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Don G. O'Vanni: Sometimes I think my kids are doing it on purpose! Cease: i just posted a link to Grateful Beats on Harry's wall, as it has that bit about an alternate universe where he replaced Proctor in the Firesign Theatre. Elmer Ho: never developed the taste for gin PrincipalPoop: how dirty he gets my clothes EWeston: Good ol Dr Doctor Fetterman man Don G. O'Vanni: Sgt Sphincter Cease: He hasn't posted anything since last summer so I don't suppose he follows facebook anymore. everyone seems to have migrated to twitter ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| BillyboyBailey - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Elmer Ho: snails and adventure! Don G. O'Vanni: There's the score from Spartacus again. TimmMcCoy.com: Check out my interview with Jamie Alcroft & Philip Proctor. Recorde at The Farmers Daughters Hotel: https://youtu.be/1p7olHlDsI4 Don G. O'Vanni: Exposition Park! LOL. PrincipalPoop: spooky in here DJTweeny: How's the hand, Timm? TimmMcCoy.com: Better. Hurts light a bear, but workable. TimmMcCoy.com: Thats the typos. DJTweeny: workable is good Cease: is that a new interview, timm? Don G. O'Vanni: Crazy man, crazy... SaintSlack: Bear Whiz light. Less taste, more bear Don G. O'Vanni: Comrade, er, Peorgy... TimmMcCoy.com: No. w couple of years ago. Its part one of three.. EWeston: Careful that dear doesn NancyKat: Tiny Dr. Tim? EWeston: Hope that bear doexsn't attack a school NancyKat: More Science belongs in a Museum Cease: speaking of proc interviews, do you remember one recently or whenever where he tlaks about mcluhan and the exploding cigars? Cease: ive gone through 6 of them this week and can't find it. PrincipalPoop: what happened to the old school? Cease:tween? DJTweeny: yeah, I remember that cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That a punk band cease? EWeston: The skitzo medication is finally kicking in Don G. O'Vanni: Speaking of needing to take one.... DJTweeny: that was funny PrincipalPoop: we are amused Cease: McLuhan's Exploding Cigars would make a good band name. Elmer Ho: always liked how they'd drop something deadly serious into the middle of the comedy Elmer Ho: trail of tears ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." EWeston: Any polymuses out there? DJTweeny: dark humor, for sure Beet: I faded to gray PrincipalPoop: how many shades? Don G. O'Vanni: The accursed Cease: not a good colour for beets Beet: 2 DJTweeny: yeah Don, good one PrincipalPoop: plenty ok Don G. O'Vanni: Say whagt Elmer Ho: don't point at me daddyo, I'l cut off your finger Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It was their way of spreading news & information the establishment didn't want propigated PrincipalPoop: communist martyrs high school TimmMcCoy.com: Polymuse here! rebozoette: dye to die Don G. O'Vanni: Gag him PrincipalPoop: Not to be confused with audiophile. ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: Bet your popular down at the art sxhool Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I wonder where ruth is? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign TimmMcCoy.com: I play at least 30 intstruments PrincipalPoop: On which side? PrincipalPoop: skinflute and bonaphone and what else? ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: icey EWeston: She's hiding out on the Family Circus strip TimmMcCoy.com: Boobsqazel! Don G. O'Vanni: This is a bag of shit! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: snake knives PrincipalPoop: what is that thing with the keys and hammers, a piano.. rebozoette: light er up EWeston: Not unlike our incoming government, but that's not so grate PrincipalPoop: let it go Elmer Ho: i'm full of it PrincipalPoop: a load off your mind EWeston: Musical mayhem Don G. O'Vanni: The kinds of silent comedy. PrincipalPoop: mister fetchit Cease: only half a roach. had to split it with the sound effects man. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NOT TRUMPED YET” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Don G. O'Vanni: Mr. Lloyd, Mr. Keaton... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL! Beet: Great stuff PrincipalPoop: applause applause yeaah Johan Amadeus Myjetski: OMG i'm a DJ Don G. O'Vanni: Just great stuff. ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com departs at 9:56 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween EWeston: Very good to hear again ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:56 PM and TimmMcCoy.com bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: Thanks RFD Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The old in and out, eh, Timm? Don G. O'Vanni: Schmelling Herring?? LOL rebozoette: yeah Johan Amadeus Myjetski: spanish flyboys Beet: Hello NSA guy. Looking forward to a good 4 years? SaintSlack: Just before the show, I hit the road, picked up some hamburger and off-profile barbecue sauce, and beer. I'll be scooping ice cream at work tomorrow. NancyKat: feck... EWeston: His boss doesn't trust him. Mr. Prince is now breifing him on important stuff Johan Amadeus Myjetski: holy crap! Cease: this is firesign from 1970 PrincipalPoop: goodness Amerika ReelPolitique ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Main Furher, I can walk! ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: Yeah, as I mentioned to Proctor in an interview, the demeanor of the country reminded me of the Nixon years EWeston: Related to our incoming secretary of education Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mein SaintSlack: Don't avoid the 'noids DJTweeny: Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Main Furher, I can walk! << that is _such_ a funny movie Cease: no memory of the mcluhan meeting, eh? NancyKat: DER Schnifter! NancyKat: Frahnk-en-steeeen! NancyKat: Bingo Bingo ousey housey1 DJTweeny: Donald Gnome The First lol EWeston: Maningful but stupid. I like that Johan Amadeus Myjetski: so many folks dare to be stupid these days Cease: this is an interview by studs turkel from 1966, embedded in an article in the Nation. SaintSlack: Seems to me the McCluhan exploding cigar interview was at least 3 months ago. I'm usually working at this time, and time is relative DJTweeny: All my intervies are on the archive page, after the show archives Cease: not in proc's apperances here or the kpfk interview from xmas. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Beet: A very young Hunter PrincipalPoop: I thought he would have an accent lol EWeston: He manged to keep in touch with that anger, and use it Cease: he did, ew Elmer Ho: revenge of the C students Rufus_T_Firetween: OK, Cat's new collage is posted Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: Tim has had an active life here Elmer Ho: alsace-lorraine to Sweet Lorraine - that was good PrincipalPoop: i would do alsace lorraine ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cease: thanks, elmer rebozoette: we float on the breeze EWeston: Alex Jones is now the national government muse DJTweeny: would have made a fun Press Secretary Elmer Ho: what is that white supremacist guy's official title? EWeston: Hitler was on a large cocktail of drugs. Up to 80 different drugs Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Including cocaine PrincipalPoop: vice president? EWeston: Yep, and anphimeens at the same time Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A bit wired are we this morning, mein furher? Elmer Ho: no, whatsisname... Bannon EWeston: Took cocaine via a spray to the eyes in the morning PrincipalPoop: yeah, blame it on drugs... EWeston: He'd have perfectly fine without them DJTweeny: Elmer Ho: what is that white supremacist guy's official title? << which one? DJTweeny: Bannon? EWeston: Per one report he was a sexual submissive PrincipalPoop: bannon, all I could think of is the hulk, bruce bannon? Cease: this is from their KBOO show Elmer Ho: yeah, Steve Bannon ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! DJTweeny: The Producers is very fun
PrincipalPoop whistles springtime for hitler EWeston: One of the Trump advisors from The Center for National Progress. Who are quite secrative rebozoette: brilliant ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Leonard Cohen had a collection of poetry published called Flowers for Hitler. Beet: This is great. Elmer Ho: ok comrades, time to start my bedtime ritual Cease: i read that, jam. read a lot of cohen in the old days Johan Amadeus Myjetski: reet, beet! Elmer Ho: you're allowed to feel down tomorrow Elmer Ho: but that's all Elmer Ho: get in there and fight PrincipalPoop: ho elmer Elmer Ho: write letters Elmer Ho: get young people to vote Elmer Ho: call your congressman Elmer Ho: never give up Cease: well said, elmer Elmer Ho: never ever give up Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They think he is insane. Yet, he outranks them. His option: COMMAND! Elmer Ho: and that's all I have to say about that DJTweeny: lol Johan EWeston: Support each other. ||||||||| 10:24 PM -- Elmer Ho left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Beet: Nuff said Cease: this is harry belafonte and noam chomsky at democracy now's 20th birthday event. ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dude - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: One more thing organize SaintSlack: Legs "Larry" Smith does a great cover of Springtime for Hitler Beet: Major props for Harry EWeston: Glad he's keeping busy Beet: Noam ain't bad either Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I agree. My experience bears out what NC is saying here. SaintSlack: Chomskying at the bit Cease: is the link to this on your site, tween? Cease: the whole event is great. harry is as inspiring as always EWeston: Even the IMF has said Trickle down sucks Cease: the music man. DJTweeny: On your site, Cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: dollars to doughnuts - no hope no change will be forthcoming... DJTweeny:www.kurtericson.com/cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is that the Impossible Missions Force, E? Beet: I hope we see much more activism on the part of progressives. Bernie is trying to get this going. DJTweeny: I think Bernie may well be a rallying point ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" rebozoette: beauty mas Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't cut the soles of your shoes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: off EWeston: Keepa eye onna ball. Distractions can kill Ralph: Bravo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Liked Bernie, voted for him in the primaries. Beet: That was amazing, Cat. rebozoette: thanks cat wonderful Johan Amadeus Myjetski: THANKS CAT!!! Excellent!!! Cease: i do my best EWeston: Very good cat Ralph: Very realistic! PrincipalPoop: not bad there simril face DJTweeny: almost like reality? EWeston: Smaller, but cleaner! Cease: we do what we can to fight evil. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: from PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT “Not Insane! Papoon For President!” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PAPOON at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-rv' PrincipalPoop: one man one channel Ralph: Too bad there are only about 20 people not missing this fabulous program PrincipalPoop: afk Cease: Bergman was a general in that fight but we can all be inspired by him Cease:tween and i post my collages to our tiny facebook audience. DJTweeny: The Firesigns are indeed inspiring Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the conservative media conspiracy NancyKat: I vote for a wheel of Muenster cheese... Ralph: The Republican Noise Machine Ralph: great book Cease: they always wanted to inspire, tween. DJTweeny: Cease: tween and i post my collages to our tiny facebook audience. << seems like it would be OK to post your collages to the Chromium Switch and Firesign Theatre unofficial fan chats SaintSlack: Thanks, Cat! Can I use parts of this on a community radio show? DJTweeny: if you haven't already Cease: take it all, slack. DJTweeny: Do you post there, cease? Cease: all my collages are free for anyone. rebozoette: put some poupon Cease: i loot from youtube. EWeston: You can observe the Republican Noise Machine on the site Media Matters for America rebozoette: cats the best Johan Amadeus Myjetski: "... excuse me, do you have any grey Papoon?" Cease: i have a lot of interviews which i use relentlessly, but that's just collection. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ Cease: rebo, firesign is the best. i'm a good student, though. Beet: I heard that one of the celebrations for tomorrow is called the Deplori Ball Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ rebozoette: one cell freedom ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DJTweeny: *rimshot* Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: anybody remember the green 'ecology' flag? Cease: lol, beet Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PAPOON” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-ln Beet: We should resuscitate the Surrealist Party. PrincipalPoop: not insane and back rebozoette: ha DJTweeny: would be cool, Beet PrincipalPoop: give a hoot, don't pollute? DJTweeny: and considering what the next couple of years are likely to be like, it could get popular again Cease: anyone see samantha bee's new show? DJTweeny: Vote Surrealist 2018!! Beet: It could get pretty surreal even eithout our help. DJTweeny: true Cease: her interview with the russian woman? Cease: hwo said that putin linke trump have no interest in the truth, only the power to make you dependent on them. PrincipalPoop: any good? EWeston: Samantha's a rare brightspot in our media Cease: she said it better. check it out. Cease: john oliver as well Cease: in canada we have rick mercer and 22 minutes doing astute polital satire weekly, but not many weeks rebozoette: mustard man EWeston: Charles Pierce, and the rude pundit are good to read online rebozoette: what we don't know Cease: is everyone reading relavent stuff online these days? ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' EWeston: Probably not Cease. I do listen online to Stephannie Miller in the mornings EWeston: Pierce works for Esquire Cease: i listened to her briefly when air america was a thing. Cease: i tried to get Firesign on them, but they were falling apart then. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: Still facts with slidewhistle Cease: quite liked her show EWeston: She'll be in the march in DC on Saturday PrincipalPoop: is there anyway to put this chat onto twit er ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" DJTweeny: Well folks, it's gonna be interestin'... EWeston: She's been doing a thing around the country called the sexy liberal show. It's sold well and been enjoyed Cease: could be done, with much work, poop PrincipalPoop: I will get my application in to help build the wall Cease: i remember her dad. PrincipalPoop: thank you tween and mister cat, wow Ralph: thanks for making it happen AGAIN DJ Cease: next week's collage is about cats EWeston: Don't think twitter is much good for conversation. Beet: This was a good session. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Cat, thanks. Thanks Dr. Tween. Good luck to us all. G'Nite. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love love to all! C u next time! PrincipalPoop: I had no idea, but everybody is on it, so ok ok thanks NancyKat: Meow meow! EWeston: Thanks all you wonderful people rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny Elmer Ho EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Merlyn NancyKat rebozoette SaintSlack SlugBugDoug tvlarry wonderful wonderful thanks cat and tweeny grand DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Ralph: See all of you all on the funway PrincipalPoop: smooch ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Merlyn: thanks again tweeny ||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:54 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Ralph: Not responsible, not insane PrincipalPoop: don't let the bastards get you down... ||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves to catch the 10:55 PM train to Billville. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Cease: see y'all next week, inshallah ||||||||| Around 10:57 PM, Cease walks off into the sunset... SaintSlack: Dunno where, dunno when ||||||||| Around 10:59 PM, SaintSlack walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Cogcen close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:12 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary. ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cogcen - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
Don G. O'Vanni
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Merlyn
NancyKat
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
SaintSlack
SlugBugDoug
TimmMcCoy.com
