||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 12, 2017 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| "6:43 PM? 6:43 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits on the divan. ||||||||| Around 6:43 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "6:43 PM and late as usual, it's DJTweeny, just back from Hellmouth." ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 6:44 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 7:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| 8:32 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" ||||||||| 8:39 PM: TimmMcCoy.com jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" TimmMcCoy.com: Hi all. Life sucks. Whats new? TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, a gun fully loaded please. ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside TimmMcCoy.com and queries "Something I can help with?" ||||||||| Catherwood ushers k012957 in through the front door at 8:40 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi Timm TimmMcCoy.com:Tweeny! DJTweeny: Feeling a little on the edge? (saw FB) TimmMcCoy.com: I so feel like strafing many humans right now. I am really beginning to hate America. DJTweeny: Hi k012957 ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Mary Chapin Carpenter) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: What did they do, Timm? TimmMcCoy.com: Fucking with my health care, If I lose it I'll be dead in a week. Medicine going sky high. Septemebr might get thrown out, house being sold out from under me. Gonna be homeless and sick... DJTweeny: OMG :-( DJTweeny: I can't imagine that they can repeal Obamacare w/o something else being put in place TimmMcCoy.com: Im REALLY trying to be happy, but strangleing someone would make me feel at leat alive DJTweeny: lol TimmMcCoy.com: Minnesota is trying to kill MNSure Heath Care DJTweeny: don't know anything about that DJTweeny: a state-run program? TimmMcCoy.com: Really if I can just eliminate two or three I might start feeling a little better. DJTweeny: lol ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" TimmMcCoy.com: Yes, but now Repubs are in charge and just raping everything for a dollar DJTweeny: Well, we'll try to cheer you up tonight and take your mind off your worries :) TimmMcCoy.com: Let me do this then....Id hiS UdigSdighSIughUhgiuSdpgiuSNdpg jNSdgnSdj gnPSOdngoJsd and SHIT! There. DJTweeny: lolol TimmMcCoy.com: Knock it off Ctaherwood, I own everything already. Pimp somewhere else. AND WHERE'S MY GUN??? Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: At the Neighborhood Survival Gun Store, of course ;) ||||||||| Catherwood ushers EWeston inside, makes a note of the time (8:52 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: should have played some metal as warm-up music ;) ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DJTweeny: Hi EW EWeston: Hey Tweeny and all. Hope your feelin better DJTweeny: much, thank you :) TimmMcCoy.com: Staif the frigging rock n roller! EWeston: We're doing pretty good here, if cold. Mom's cat has stopped throwing up DJTweeny: yeah lol DJTweeny: good to hear, EW EWeston: I left my staif in my other suit. DJTweeny: the weather has been bizarre here TimmMcCoy.com: LOL DJTweeny: set a record of over 80 here yesterday TimmMcCoy.com: Mad typing!!!! ||||||||| Outside, the 8:57 PM crosstown bus from Vancouver pulls away, leaving Cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. EWeston: -40s in the Dakotas DJTweeny: a few days ago it was in the 20s at night DJTweeny: Hi Cease DJTweeny: omg @ dakotas TimmMcCoy.com: -12 by morning here in Minneapolis EWeston: Ceaser DJTweeny: that's chilly ||||||||| rebozoette enters at 8:57 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Cease: hi y'all DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:58 PM, dragging Audrey Farber by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny EWeston k012957 rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween TimmMcCoy.com our dj is well again yeah hi alls DJTweeny: Hi Audrey EWeston: Certain amount of windchill there. California may be good for water this year Audrey Farber: Hello, room. ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: Ms Ette EWeston: An Audrey Cease: good to hear you've returned to health, tween DJTweeny: Loks like no 16k stream tonight TimmMcCoy.com: REBO! Welcome to Side 6! DJTweeny: *Looks Audrey Farber: Are they really going to play my favorite FST album tonight?? DJTweeny: can't access a second stream at the server :/ DJTweeny: but at least we have the 128k DJTweeny: Two Places this evening Audrey Farber: Awesome. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' TimmMcCoy.com: HERE WE GO! ||||||||| llanwydd bounds in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 12, 2017 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" llanwydd: howdy DJTweeny: Hi llan EWeston: Which one is that Audrey? Cease: llan EWeston: LLanwydd is in early Audrey Farber: HCYBITPAOWYNAAA? ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: catherwood, please pass Timm some ammunition ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear DJTweeny TimmMcCoy.com: Bless you Tweeny! DJTweeny: catherwood, please give Timm some ammuniction ||||||||| Catherwood hands timm some ammuniction. Audrey Farber: Pass the Lord and Praise the Ammunition. EWeston: I think that was threatened last week. ||||||||| "9:02 PM? 9:02 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elmer Ho should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elmer Ho enters and sits at the bar. DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Elmer Ho: hello dear friends EWeston: Hi Elmer Cease: ho ho hi TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, thanks for the M16 and ammo! ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past TimmMcCoy.com Cease: i do look like one. that's a problem for me. Audrey Farber: Are they marching to Shibboleth? rebozoette: fun bullets ||||||||| Elmer Ho says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Elmer Ho exits at 9:03 PM. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:03 PM and Elmer Ho steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Cease: by ho Elmer Ho: i'm back - did you miss me? EWeston: Clone check please Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past EWeston EWeston: I thought he had that app Audrey Farber: It was the yeast they could do. rebozoette: rampage on ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." TimmMcCoy.com: PRAISE AMMUNITION! ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: May it always be cheap and pointy. TimmMcCoy.com: 2017!!!!!!!!!!!! rebozoette: WELCOME BACK ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Nancy48 falls out at 9:07 PM. Audrey Farber: Hey! It's 20-17! Not 16! Cease: a quartet, as it were ||||||||| 9:07 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Elmer Ho: grid forbid we should have to relive 2016, annus horribilis Cease: nancy. merl EWeston: What will the NRA do without a president they can threaten with? ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:08 PM and late as usual, it's Jim nasium, just back from New London." Merlyn: hey hoo EWeston: Lo Jim TimmMcCoy.com: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! DJTweeny: Hi Nancy, Merlyn ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL?” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out TWO PLACES at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv' Audrey Farber: Ahhh... comfort food of comedy recordings. DJTweeny: Hi Jim Cease: cheer up, timmy. you're listening to the Firesign Theatre Cease: Jim Cease: any relation to Nasium Goring? ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:09 PM, dragging Ben Hophead by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" DJTweeny: Hi Ben Cease: Hop on in, Ben Ben Hophead: Hiya friends... EWeston: From the New Calidonian Hopheads? Audrey Farber: I think that epic music is from Spartacus. DJTweeny: might be, Audrey Ben Hophead: Got it from the new dvds Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln DJTweeny: OK, the 16k stream is up now in case anyone needs it Elmer Ho: float upstream EWeston: Soulful kazzoo work there Ben Hophead: I'm on a dial up phone TimmMcCoy.com: Thanks. Relax and let yourself float down 16k stream! ||||||||| "9:13 PM? 9:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Nabby should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Nabby enters and sits in the comfy chair. EWeston: Nice V8 noise rebozoette: here hear I am EWeston: Nabby, you? Cease: nab Ben Hophead: The only stream i have is yellow DJTweeny: Hi Nabby EWeston: There there their you go TimmMcCoy.com: Headphones makes this album REAL! rebozoette: hi nabby Nabby: Hey EW, cease rebozoette: no bius Nabby: Cheers Tweeny good to see you Audrey Farber: Used to listen to this in college on my good ol Koss Pro4AA cans. Nabby: Hey reboz EWeston: He ran away? Audrey Farber: What a groove! TimmMcCoy.com: WHAT GROOVE! TimmMcCoy.com: ? Nabby: Regroove! EWeston: Smaller but cleaner Cease: returned for re-grooving Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Audrey Farber: SHE'S groovy. Ben Hophead: Saw it ! Ben Hophead: The carnage gee hall footage is amazing TimmMcCoy.com: Dr. Timm is keeper of the sacred talbets! Nabby: Drugs are very very bad for you so take less TimmMcCoy.com: tablets...sheesh ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! rebozoette: change my air ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Audrey Farber: Aquiver at my loins... ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" TimmMcCoy.com: and the paws that refreshes. EWeston: We have nice unknown fluid on sale rebozoette: yes yes Nabby: we know what U mean Timm k012957: He's no fun, he fell right over Nabby: Hey Rufus, Elmer, Timm, Ben, Audrey Audrey Farber: Won't I be saying that later on, on the other side of the record? TimmMcCoy.com: NABBY!!!!! Nabby: thusly Elmer Ho: Nabby Thusly? ||||||||| Beet enters at 9:19 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. Elmer Ho: sounds like a member of the funny name club
Nabby is going in too. Beet: Evening all. EWeston: Just follow the directions of your Hig's Bosun Cease: sounds like characters in a sitcom set in the south, from the 50s DJTweeny: Howdy Beet
rebozoette pets the spiders Nabby: How is ol' Higgs? Ben Hophead: The beet goes on rebozoette: hi beet Audrey Farber: "I can tell by the pie on your tie..." Cease: Hey Rufus, starring Georgie Tirebiter TimmMcCoy.com: CATHERWOOD....I need the 45 mm shell please? ||||||||| Catherwood hands the 45 mm shell. Cease: Beet EWeston: Oh there's Beet Nabby: Hey Beet rebozoette: oh its used Nabby: Pork? Beet: Hi Tween, Ben, Rebo, Vease, EW, Nabb EWeston: That costs extra Beet: Cease rebozoette: beefy pork Nabby: doesn't it though Cease: how's it beeting? Ben Hophead: Pork....eat it raw Elmer Ho: sing! Elmer Ho: mousers! Nabby: and the beet goes on Beet: Everything be cool Elmer Ho: sun! Elmer Ho: down! EWeston: Trycanosis for you and me! Elmer Ho: stop! TimmMcCoy.com: Bum Bum Nabby: and the beef goes all over the highway ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Elmer Ho: indonesians! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Nabby: wonder if Trump likes Bear Whiz? the beer or the whiz? Elmer Ho: humphrey! Ben Hophead: Bought it Cease: and speaking of beats, http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/poet_lawrence_ferlinghetti_tells_robert_scheer_i_am_not_a_beat_20170106 Cease: great interview with ferlinghetti Nabby: Ford!! Beet: This is such an amazing masterpiece.
Nabby is temporarily awayed. EWeston: Emil Gasachorn rebozoette: knowitall Elmer Ho: who am us anyway Cease: that it is, beet EWeston: What am I holding behind my back? Audrey Farber: "Give me them, or I'm going over there!" Beet: You're asking too many questions. Audrey Farber: Sig Freud! Cease: i think we'll be hearing a lot more of that soon EWeston: Yah that's it Beet: Sig Freod! Ben Hophead: I'm mmmmmmmmmm outta here....later bozos Audrey Farber: Freud even. EWeston: By Ben Elmer Ho: actually I am from the white trash mountains of virginny TimmMcCoy.com: Some guys is tellin' me to seek a guy named Kyle! rebozoette: ghost hosts Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Beet: 'Bye Ben rebozoette: eyes white EWeston: Pasty even Cease: by ben DJTweeny: Bye Ben Cease: i's white. i think we'll be hearing a lot more of that too Elmer Ho: not a good time to be from Nairobi, if you know what I mean ||||||||| Catherwood leads Bozo D. Clown inside, makes a note of the time (9:30 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Audrey Farber: The President IS named Schickelbrüber. Cease: indeed, elmer TimmMcCoy.com: How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All? ~ BE ON THE RADIO! Beet: And what IS the President's name? Bozo D. Clown: Have ya taken the erd eye? Better give it back! Cease: their most prophetic album or what? EWeston: Yep Elmer. Hi Bozo di jour Cease: bdc Bozo D. Clown: Squeeze the Wheeze, if you please. DJTweeny: Hi BD EWeston: That might be an underage wheeze Cease: i'll have a trump collage for y'all next chat rebozoette: wish I could sing like that DJTweeny: sounds like fun, Cease TimmMcCoy.com: A decongestant will break that up, ya know? Beet: Very inspiring. Bozo D. Clown: I graduate high school but never went to collage. EWeston: Its' heiniously expensive these days Elmer Ho: this little collage bit is really really great ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Audrey Farber: Yeah, me too! Cease: the lads have referred to their albums as collages. Beet: I just went mono. EWeston: I'm gonna burn my uniform! Audrey Farber: Naked little froggy native boys... EWeston: I've got stereonucleosis Audrey Farber: Yes ... yes ... Elmer Ho: isn't all the yes, yes, yes stuff a james joyce reference? Beet: yes Audrey Farber: Yes...yesss.... EWeston: Yes rebozoette: oh ew turn the speaker towards you Audrey Farber: Ulysses, I think. Cease: yes, yes. molly blooms final speech Beet: stereo is back rebozoette: ya quardro listening k012957: Oh, my nose Audrey Farber: Nick Danger is the first FST thing I ever heard. TimmMcCoy.com: He's............... EWeston: He looks likely to charge...yes he is Cease: even people who didn't like other firesign stuff like nick danger, from my experience Audrey Farber: Regnad Kcin Audrey Farber: It was an easier gateway into their other stuff which came along in time. Cease: maybe because its the most narrative driven of their early work, not collagy at all rebozoette: but what is it inside out Audrey Farber: Dan Nickger Audrey Farber: (Nancy calls him "Dan" later...) rebozoette: good one aubrey EWeston: A bet ticket for a horse race tomorrow ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! rebozoette: a kiss to build a dream on Beet: Poor Nick Audrey Farber: I guess it's the young Catherwood she calls "Dan". ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Audrey Farber and asks "Did you need me?" EWeston: Her husband Dan Audrey Farber: (Dan becomes Catherwood after returning from Ancient Greece.) ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Audrey Farber and asks "Something I can help with?" Beet: I always thought the name was a play on "Dirwood Kirby". EWeston: Its, an alious Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw ||||||||| Johnny Fever bounds in at 9:42 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Cease: fever Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com EWeston: Oh Johnny TimmMcCoy.com: CATHERWOOD give Audrey a pickle. ||||||||| Catherwood gives audrey a pickle. DJTweeny: Hi Johnny ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with PrincipalPoop close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:43 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule. Cease: poop Audrey Farber: I think that was Durward Kirby. EWeston: Pooper Beet: I always laugh at the line "you can't get there from here" ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" PrincipalPoop: ha ha hahaha DJTweeny: Hi PrincP Beet: Hi Poop EWeston: No that was Agnes Moorehead PrincipalPoop: vanished mysteriousy... Audrey Farber: Steve Reeves? Cease: the goat sounds continue Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln PrincipalPoop: hey all and you too rebozoette: who are u Johnny Fever: Spent Christmas with my Uncle who turned me onto FT when I was about 12 Cease: useful uncle PrincipalPoop: ahh onto, i thought you wrote into EWeston: A leading constipation enigma DJTweeny: cool uncle :) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Audrey Farber: Stop slapping me! Elmer Ho: "wait here in the sitting room" reminds me... does anyone else get the urge to quote FT at possibly inappropriate times? PrincipalPoop: albert or ernie or sam? EWeston: My Uncle introduced me to Pogo Bozo D. Clown: Is the DVD any good? DJTweeny: oh yes, Elmer lol DJTweeny: often... Audrey Farber: VERY often, Elmer. Elmer Ho: i was at the eye doctor when the nurse asked if I wanted to sit in the waiting room, so naturally.... PrincipalPoop: yes elmer, been there, done that, do they make a t-shirt? DJTweeny: haha Beet: I enjoyed hanging out with the new DVD. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: Most of my friends are used to it Elmer Ho: and a couple of years ago I was invited to give a seminar in Puerto Vallarta Cease: good stuff, eh, beet? Elmer Ho: and it was all I could do to keep from saying "what are all these mexicans doing here?" Cease: lol, ho. Bozo D. Clown: I got me some new clown shoes. They cost a lot due to inflation. TimmMcCoy.com: CATHERWOOD hand me the other script, please? ||||||||| Catherwood gets TimmMcCoy.com the other script. Audrey Farber: LOL, oh my. Cease: when i first went to live in japan, i said the same thing. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" PrincipalPoop: google scholar has lots of scholars quoting firesign, super cool PrincipalPoop: oh my nose Beet: I especially enjoyed the synced up sound/movies from Dear friends Cease: apparently siri quotes Bozos. Audrey Farber: yes she does ||||||||| Winston Smith steals in around 9:49 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." TimmMcCoy.com: Shes No Fun.... Audrey Farber: Well, I have to sign off. Enjoy the Chinese... DJTweeny: Hi Mr. 'Smith' rebozoette: back it up ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: Bye Audrey TimmMcCoy.com: T aTa! PrincipalPoop: evening audrey Beet: Nite Audrey Cease: by audrey EWeston: An hello Mr. Smith Bozo D. Clown: Ta ta's. PrincipalPoop: is it 1984 again already? Cease: it may be, poop DJTweeny: Bye Audrey Cease: possibly Animal Farm Bozo D. Clown: My time machine is off. EWeston: Not till Tuesday Beet: you fuels PrincipalPoop: time for our hate moment, ewww I hate Isis ewww Elmer Ho: so long Audrey, been cool rebozoette: O's EWeston: Yah gotta keep up on the maintainence on those
Nabby thinks it's an interesting reproach.... PrincipalPoop: yes, somebody fooling with the time machine, thursday already, gosh Bozo D. Clown: I think the mechanic mixed the shorts and quartz! PrincipalPoop: eyeball the situation Beet: Half a key Largo rebozoette: sip it then slide EWeston: You need to calibrate them with a pickle Cease: beats half a key lime. Winston Smith: have heard this ~1117 times and never got that line before PrincipalPoop: this ain't no time for ticker tape parades baby rebozoette: a rightleft EWeston: That's what they all say ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Giarc in through the front door at 9:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. PrincipalPoop: lose the plural, rats rebozoette: smell the burgers Nabby: Nick really knows how to take a punch Cease: you can learn new things forever, winston. Bozo D. Clown: Got to make sure your gherkin isn't jerkin'... Then you really be in a pickle. Cease: giarc Beet: Hi Craig PrincipalPoop: Giarc, bonsoir DJTweeny: Hi Giarc Nabby: Hi Craig rebozoette: I thinks he's commin 2 EWeston: Time warps usually end somewhere embarrassing PrincipalPoop: freeze your frozies and that will be fierce Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln Nabby: the organist did it PrincipalPoop: what if they gave a war and nobody came? PrincipalPoop: what if they gave an orgy and nobody came? Beet: He's the key to the whole thing. rebozoette: its a floatation device EWeston: What if they gave a pissfest and nobody came? PrincipalPoop: he stopped on a dime TimmMcCoy.com: People would get pissed off for those who aren't pissed on! Elmer Ho: you are all a bunch of foul minded peverts rebozoette: ugh Elmer Ho: do continue TimmMcCoy.com: Thank you, Elmer! PrincipalPoop: preverts EWeston: Correction fowl minded pervert DJTweeny: "It had more holes in it than Albert Hall" TimmMcCoy.com: Bravo! English! DJTweeny: yet another Beatles ref rebozoette: piss on yer own leg TimmMcCoy.com: Flamingos do. rebozoette: yes yes TimmMcCoy.com: To keep cool! EWeston: A temporary moment of warmth TimmMcCoy.com: A gay robot told me that once. PrincipalPoop: yes there is science in firesign chat each and every thursday. EWeston: Hope his quantum function successfully collapsed PrincipalPoop: first it is warm and then it is cold, ahh, as I remember... Nabby: rocky is genuinely disturbing and sinister here TimmMcCoy.com: Close the breach first! EWeston: You remember correct Beet: at your cervix rebozoette: grapey PrincipalPoop: poor nancy Nabby: not insane! EWeston: Before the days of Gin Nabby: radio has rules ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" PrincipalPoop: cue the organist ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. EWeston: And eilderberries rebozoette: i make my own fun PrincipalPoop: katey elder, more coffee warden? Beet: A whole cast of split personalities k012957: We unconditionally surrender! EWeston: There ain't run enough in this dress for both of us! Nabby: reminds me of a scene in back to the future 2 ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! PrincipalPoop: where did your story begin? EWeston: Page 6 paragraph two ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Heynow', just granted probation at 10:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly. PrincipalPoop: under my thumb Beet: Hi Heynow Cease: Hey EWeston: Now? ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: Hey Heynow PrincipalPoop: a gary sanders fan Cease: Hank's back? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: Yes and its damp TimmMcCoy.com: ...just be on the Radio! Thats the answer. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" PrincipalPoop: hank, that is the name, thanks lol Nabby: Profiles is a must read/own ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "10:03 PM and late as usual, it's Human, just back from Billville." TimmMcCoy.com: That was yummy! EWeston: Oh oh Who let the human in? Human: So bill me Cease: Human PrincipalPoop: human? prove it Beet: There's a Human amongst us. rebozoette: air rub Nabby: poke it EWeston: What flavor? Nabby: if it reacts, who knows? PrincipalPoop: how many humans does it take to, oops one is here... ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Nabby: Heyyyy Tweeny Beet: Thanks rfd Human: ''Tis sir Andrews lunch your faithful battle mate TimmMcCoy.com:Tweeny's smoked! PrincipalPoop: no coughing, typhoid tweeny Beet: This ought to be very interesting. PrincipalPoop: jagger wrote that song while in jail Cease: 1994. Human: Ok boys funs where the fairs at. Time for bed EWeston: Me bottlemate ya mean TimmMcCoy.com: May I take Your Hat and...GOATS? Cease: i didnt knkow that poop DJTweeny: Bye Human PrincipalPoop: or right after yes EWeston: Nice sleepy Human Beet: See ya human k012957: Bye ||||||||| At 10:07 PM, k012957 vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! PrincipalPoop: night night sweer human Human: 😄😆😊😂😜😎 Cease: by human EWeston: Mix it with the ether Nabby: lol PP TimmMcCoy.com: I vape mine! Nabby: Later Human bean ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “GOATS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' PrincipalPoop: reminds of the joke, I have come to vipe your vindows Beet: I used to make a powder and load that into a pipe. EWeston: Near to or is legal in 20 states know ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" PrincipalPoop: and tommy smothers, wodka makes him womit Nabby: never snorted pot PrincipalPoop: snuff is tuff ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Giarc - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: Never injected it either TimmMcCoy.com: Ok...this is great! EWeston: Smoke the ivy Nabby: crazy 8's cease Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out The Goat Charity at >> http://donate.worldvision.org/goat DJTweeny: Sounds like Hendrix on guitar Nabby: smoke the tapes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com PrincipalPoop: myyy myyy Cease: there endless tv ads b4 xmaz inspired me to make this collage TimmMcCoy.com: May I take your hat and groat? EWeston: Both have really slow, geologic really quarter mile times Nabby: thanks Rufus Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ << this collage available there Rufus_T_Firetween: yw Nabby TimmMcCoy.com: Going bee bee. cease you al lazer! Cease: 1954 Cease: by timm EWeston: Bez bez Timm DJTweeny: Be well and hopefully happy, Timm Beet: g'nite timm Elmer Ho: beat the goat Nabby: you didn't beat the goat Cease: yes much happiness to you, timm TimmMcCoy.com: Thanks Tweeny! BYE ALL! Nabby: later Timm PrincipalPoop: thanks timothy, ciaoo Elmer Ho: internal server error Beet: POWER! EWeston: Reset Elmer Nabby: All power to nobody! Nabby: catherwood please reset Elmer ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Nabby and yells "oh, fuck off Nabby!" EWeston: Nobody can save us now ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Nabby: We're doomed Cease: this is the obscure Astrology album EWeston: Its trendy Nabby: awesome Cat PrincipalPoop: who is we amelia? rebozoette: catherwood martinis for all please ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to rebozoette and says "Do you have something for me to do?" Beet: Who's doing Elvis? EWeston: Sweet Amelia Cease: dont know DJTweeny: this is some rare stuff, Cat PrincipalPoop: gatehart earnhart, urquart something like that EWeston: Sounds a little Austinish Nabby: catherwood give rebozoette a bunch of drinks ||||||||| Catherwood brings rebozoette a bunch of drinks. rebozoette: thanks caterwood EWeston: Ah whale puke PrincipalPoop: nixon and elvis, now we have trump and who? rebozoette: hic and up Cease: that;'s me reading from the website Nabby: pootin Beet: Aw shit1 EWeston: They were in the fertilizer business rebozoette: yeah cat Nabby: yeah cool Cat PrincipalPoop: was that your voice? cool rebozoette: man u are DJTweeny: need to cue up some of Cat's plays in the not too distant future Nabby: Cat has an aura dora EWeston: Held, over there Beet: That was very cool. Nabby: would be good Tweeny rebozoette: thanks cat great Nabby: good stuff thanks Cat Cease: hope you enjoyed it. Cease: i was working on that for the last month or so. PrincipalPoop: tattered PrincipalPoop: the case not your collage, gosh DJTweeny: yeah, really nice work Cat Cease: after i got proc to tell the story of the goat's head soup session ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing – from the BOX OF DANGER collection “THE THREE FACES OF AL” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ PrincipalPoop: the little flat thing with eyes brb Nabby: Procmer has stories within stories on top of stories to tell rebozoette: I'd spell it with a jar in it Nabby: goat's head cheese in a jar Beet: She already has big tips. Cease: my trump piece is ready for next week. then a collage based on the Timbuk 3 song Facts About Cats Nabby: sweet Cat can't wait DJTweeny: no doubt DJTweeny: (Proctor) Beet: Dr. Coathanger DJTweeny: Will have to invite the guys on again DJTweeny: Need to get Taylor on to talk about the making of the new DVD Cease: Maybe Jive too! Cease: their tape was ihlarious Beet: Tons of home movies DJTweeny: I'd love to get Jive on, and even do a show on occasion EWeston: Blutwurst hits the pavement again PrincipalPoop: back Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php PrincipalPoop: selling brooms made by the insane EWeston: First rebozoette: shes here but I am not DJTweeny: lol @ houndstooth suit DJTweeny: "How many hounds had to die for that suit?" rebozoette: if you want to be over my under the over my over EWeston: I get um down at the the doggy dentist DJTweeny: Yeah Cat, the Jive/Taylor interview was excellent EWeston: Stiff fire in the backgroud PrincipalPoop: framed like a felt doggy poker game EWeston: soft punches in the foreground Cease: i must listen to this more often Cease: i'm so busy looting all their works for my collages that i don't step back and just enjoy them often enough Beet: A Police concert EWeston: He's got the beat llanwydd: end of side one DJTweeny: you are a very talented looter, Cat ;) PrincipalPoop: finished that dinette set yet? Cease: it does seem to have a momentum, tween. rebozoette: pueaty Beet: I'd like to order some anchovies. EWeston: Don't settle for the guts. Go for the eyes! EWeston: A scaly authoritarian ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" rebozoette: anchovies eyes EWeston: They'll follow you around the room rebozoette: lol PrincipalPoop: sardines rebozoette: lol DJTweeny: sausages with eyes EWeston: I really like their island llanwydd: whose island? DJTweeny: good fishing there EWeston: The one the Sardines named DJTweeny: Sardinia? EWeston: Yup llanwydd: aha rebozoette: haha EWeston: A ha ha ha PrincipalPoop: capris rebozoette: it took so many to make and island EWeston: They give a rash DJTweeny: kind of hard to walk since they're so slippery ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: against the scales EWeston: And people laf if you wear them backwards DJTweeny: "Don't mind the sardines, we won't weigh 'em!" rebozoette: clod hppers were made for that rebozoette: tails and fins extra EWeston: Enough of those sardine diet scams. I feed mine, bird food rebozoette: lol rebozoette: wheres yer junk Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv PrincipalPoop: where do you suppose it is? EWeston: Hauled away to the landfill. Yours? PrincipalPoop: where do you go when you're hauled away ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' PrincipalPoop: what is going on here? EWeston: Cleveland PrincipalPoop: I lost my script DJTweeny: If you find out P, let me know EWeston: A hootloon? DJTweeny: "He shot herself!" lol PrincipalPoop: what sort of rating does this get? lots of disturbing images.. rebozoette: hotmess central PrincipalPoop: do that funny thing with a sponge? EWeston: Its a corker rebozoette: spongesucker PrincipalPoop: spongeworthy llanwydd: edn of side two rebozoette: walking up walls EWeston: Four slippery forks, bye all Beet: Enjoyed this tonight. Thanks everyone. Great collage, Cat. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. PrincipalPoop: i enjoyed myself and enjoyed you people too DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... PrincipalPoop: 2017 sliding along, ciaoo ||||||||| Around 10:56 PM, PrincipalPoop walks off into the sunset... rebozoette:DJTweeny EWeston Heynow Jim nasium llanwydd Nancy48 PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Beet Cease Nabbynite all and cat wonderful thanks and tween as always so happy Cease: off we fly llanwydd: thanks again, tween. goodnight everybody. ||||||||| llanwydd says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, llanwydd exits at 10:57 PM. ||||||||| 10:57 PM -- Cease left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Merlyn is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:22 PM. ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Human - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Heynow - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Winston Smith - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johnny Fever - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bozo D. Clown - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Audrey Farber - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elmer Ho - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nancy48 - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ben Hophead - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Jim nasium - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Audrey Farber
Beet
Ben Hophead
Bozo D. Clown
Cease
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Human
Johnny Fever
k012957
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
TimmMcCoy.com
Winston Smith
