||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 29, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DJTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (7:58 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com BANNER: ** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| G Tirebiter sneaks in around 8:37 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Sting) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood leads Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:42 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hello Mr. Tirebiter ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Min', just granted probation at 8:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: Hi Min Min: Hi Mr. Tweeny ||||||||| Ralph steps in at 8:46 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Min: Sting is a nice beginning ||||||||| Min says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Min exits at 8:47 PM. Ralph: Once again, you people are forcing me to exceed my alcohol and drug consumption targets for the evening DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Ralph: Hello DJ ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:48 PM and Min bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com enters at 8:48 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. TimmMcCoy.com: HIGH ALL! ||||||||| Outside, the 8:49 PM bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. TimmMcCoy.com: Sting tonight! Min: Sorry about that Ralph Ralph: Finally, a working time machine!! DJTweeny: allo allo Tim DJTweeny: Hi EW TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood a martini please. 2 olives. Dirty. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to TimmMcCoy.com and yells "oh, fuck off TimmMcCoy.com!" EWeston: Happy winter evening Tweeny ,GT, Min, Raph, and Timm TimmMcCoy.com: (THUMB UP) TimmMcCoy.com: So whats burning on the fire tonight? TimmMcCoy.com: A dirty martini, 2 olives, Catherwood, please? ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside TimmMcCoy.com and mumbles "Did you need me?" Min: You too EW thank you5 TimmMcCoy.com:TWEENY! DJTweeny: Immortality and some other NY bits EWeston: Got a couple dehydrated candles in the wood stove myself. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| rebozoette sashays in at 8:53 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. EWeston: Mz Rebozoette rebozoette:DJTweeny EWeston G Tirebiter Min Ralph rebozoette TimmMcCoy.com DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette TimmMcCoy.com: ReBo! rebozoette: beauty thanks tweeny hi rebozoette: really nicw DJTweeny: ye :) rebozoette: for ya hi ew how are ya DJTweeny: Sting doeth make some fine tuneage DJTweeny: *yw Min: Hi Missy R ||||||||| Catherwood ushers PrincipalPoop inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: doing well, and yerself? rebozoette: really and true DJTweeny: Hi PrincP rebozoette: hi Min PrincipalPoop: or what? rebozoette: wes great EWeston: Got custody of my mother's siamese. The cat has some diegestive issues ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." TimmMcCoy.com: BTW if you run "The Alernative Rose Parade" by TFST, It's better if you start it right at when the REAL Rose parade starts. EWeston: Hi PP DJTweeny: cool @ the new kitteh, sorry about the digestive issues ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:57 PM and late as usual, it's duder, just back from Oregon." DJTweeny: Hi duder EWeston: She's improving. Hardly throwing up once a day now. PrincipalPoop: We are siamese if you please. We are siamese if you don't please. EWeston: She's bitten mom to the bone at least once ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet falls out at 8:58 PM. PrincipalPoop: hair balls? the cat not your mom Beet: Evening all. DJTweeny: maybe something in the new environs that she'ss allergic to? DJTweeny: Hi Beet PrincipalPoop: oops I guess that is fur balls TimmMcCoy.com: Yo Beet! PrincipalPoop: hi beet ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Beet: Howdy Timm, Tween, Principal EWeston: Lastest vetinary guess is some internal wound. White blood cell count is up ||||||||| Tony P waltzes in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. TimmMcCoy.com: Itrs that time again! Beet: Hi Tony ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 29, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" PrincipalPoop: nice knockers and how are you doing rebozo DJTweeny: Hi Tony EWeston: She was slowly starving with mom Min: Beet, Poop Tony P: Hi. Just finished 2nd DVD of EYKIW PrincipalPoop: yes that time Min: Timm EWeston: Belated hi to Beet & Tony TimmMcCoy.com: Hey, Min! ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Cease', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Tony P: Hello all DJTweeny: Hi Cease EWeston: Cease Min: Sorry about your animal EW Beet: We have had a pretty great year with Firesign with the exception of losing our friends. Cease: Hi all PrincipalPoop: is that you cat? how is your tummy? Beet: Howsy Cease Cease: good now Beet: Howdy Cease: how about y'all? despite the year, are you all well? ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'shoes for the dead', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly. EWeston: You hope for the best Min Beet: Hi shoes Cease: Hi shoes ||||||||| New notice: '*** HAPPY (almost) NEW YEAR *** Currently playing: Firesign’s “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out IMMORTALITY at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd' DJTweeny: Hi shoes EWeston: Ticklish PrincipalPoop: shoe, toad away toad away shoes for the dead: Howdy Beet: I am very happy and excited to report to the group that I received my brand new DVD of “Everything You Know Is Wrong” today. It is loaded with a bunch amazing extras and I start my binging tonight. EWeston: Da shoes ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" PrincipalPoop: that is funny, you don't look ticklish Cease: what amazed me about this album was that it was just as good as their first work. their qualiity never declined. how many comics can say that, over haf a centtury? Cease: hi beet shoes for the dead: ain't got mine delivered yet Cease: i just ordered mine a minute or so ago. Tony P: DVD 2 is personal stuff...interesting frozen in time feeling EWeston: That's because of the filtering on the video system DJTweeny: good point, Cease rebozoette: glook Tony P: The best part of DVD 2 is the film from Dear Friends that they were able to synch with bits of the album. EWeston: They were worried about it being a true Firesign work Beet: That'll be fun DJTweeny: nice, Tony Tony P: Must have taken FOREVER to identify what skits they were doing from lip reading DJTweeny: yeah, wow Tony P: Unless the old film had some titles they could go on Cease: how they rejoiced in the sound of language! shoes for the dead: this one came up fresh and new! no B takes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Tony P: YEAH! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “IMMORTALITY” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-rv Beet: Two Sacred Cows pulling the Ark of the Covenant in the Showoff Lane Min: Always loved the pee on the car phone line Tony P: Better there than the Goyim Cut Off ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Beet: lol EWeston: You want someone merging behind the Ark? ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Tony P: Best cut on the new set is Bob Sideburn news ... just becasue I never saw it before rebozoette: ebedody snace now Tony P: Loved the commentary on EYKIW and MSP ||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Nabby should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Nabby enters and sits at the bar. Cease: hi rebo Cease: nabby Tony P: HI NABBY DJTweeny: Hi Nabby rebozoette: hi nabby shoes for the dead: hey Nab Beet: Yo Nabby Nabby: Organisms! PrincipalPoop: nabby rebozoette: hi cat DJTweeny: Wwll, looks like I can remove he Pre-Order test from the ad. Thay's shipppin" rebozoette: oh nabby crash Cease: i hope so. Tony P: Yeah a guy on FB was confused by the pre-order notes Beet: Thay's shippin' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and pinholeF200 gets out at 9:10 PM. rebozoette: jumpin chumps Nabby: Jello cease, TP, reboz, shoes, Beet, PPoop & Tween Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php shoes for the dead: hey Pin DJTweeny: Hi pin Cease: hopefuly training, trucking and planeing to Cease: Pin Tony P: Who's in charge at a headless body farm? Beet: Beauty, Tween. Well done. Cease: the unthawed head rebozoette: they will lick em clean pinholeF200: Hey Tween and Firedudes and Firedudettes. Been awhile, gotta get audio up shoes for the dead: kinda funny they made a intl cost just for, cat Beet: Evenin' pin Cease: welcome back, pin Tony P: So what do you guys think of this CD? Good FST or did they lose that lovin' feeling? rebozoette: hi piin Nabby: pin Beet: Love it. DJTweeny: Not at all Tony Cease: yeah taylor said it cost him $20 to send me the dvd but bright red rocket only $9.03 DJTweeny: Excellent work, as good as anything they had done previously imho Tony P: When I first heard the first cut and the multi-level audio, I knew it was going to be like old times DJTweeny: oh yeah Cease: i was just talking to chris paladino of Firezine fame and he was most impressed, thus far, from the commmentary they do on their flilcks. i really look forward to that. Nabby: great album EWeston: Comfortably within their rang of work ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dr. Winkydink falls out at 9:14 PM. EWeston: range too Cease: onan the barbarian? Nabby: (GMIOGMD) rebozoette: pull on it it will pop Beet: Howdy Dink Tony P: Winky! The blessings of Onan be on you DJTweeny: Hi Dr. W Tony P: Here's a Kleenex EWeston: Ello doctor. Don't shake hands Nabby: DrWink rebozoette: see if it fits the other way round EWeston: It usually augers in nicely Nabby: which is the business end rebozoette: lol Cease: the arrow of time. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski disembarks at 9:17 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Johan Cease: jelly time. jam's here. rebozoette: north is still north EWeston: Johan. Who still has the keys Dr. Winkydink: I've got my own present and I'm giving it to myself right now... Cease: hand me that roll, morton. Nabby: Hi JAM shoes for the dead: we be JAin Tony P: May I start a new topic? Cease: start away ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: Define new ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Nabby: absolutely not Min: Hello recently entered peeps Tony P: FST topic no one shoes for the dead: didn't know there was one Nabby: Hi Min Cease: Hi Min. Say hello to Max PrincipalPoop: hi all newbie, tween I was getting java, can you rewind back to the arc in the show off lane and start over, thanks. DJTweeny: Was it the Brooks movie "High Anxiety" which had that guy who was always saying "oh boy, oh boy"? Tony P: new FST topic ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: catherwood find the topic please ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to rebozoette and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" EWeston: concensus usually runs and hides around here pinholeF200: now I'm really back, audio was muted on the bus Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hello all! pinholeF200: howdy JAM ||||||||| Outside, the 9:19 PM crosstown bus from New York pulls away, leaving AirshipAl coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. rebozoette: hi jam Rufus_T_Firetween: for PincP >> ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow DJTweeny: Hi Al Tony P: What intersting FST collectible do you have? Beet: Yo JAM EWeston: Hey Al AirshipAl: Hippy New Year! PrincipalPoop: I thought that was the little kid in freebie and the bean said that Cease: he monsiuer gross. rebozoette: hi al Nabby: Hi Al Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi pin! long time no type! Beet: Howdy Airship Nabby: Hey EW Cease: you just retired? oh, blessed word Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi beet! Min: lol EW rebozoette: don't poke a hole in that PrincipalPoop: i was pulling your leg, but ok ok ok, lazy bones, make me go to the archives EWeston: Somewhere I have Winky's Sex with my hat hat EWeston: Nabster AirshipAl: Shout out to Taylor Jessen for the awesome 2 DVD set!! Cease: digitally winky dink pinholeF200: yep, missed youse guys but other sh*t was coming down Nabby: thumbs up PrincipalPoop: winky blinky and whosits Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html Dr. Winkydink: Frustrating can't open up the audio...but I have opened up my hat rebozoette: pre sink visit ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elmer Ho close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:21 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. EWeston: Shanna, the Twaney devil Cease: HI HO DJTweeny: Hi Elmer ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Nabby: you need to be nude DrWink Elmer Ho: Is this microphone on? Beet: Hi Elmer pinholeF200: must be the nite for that Dr.--hit the ground bus with a big wrench PrincipalPoop: thumbs up? you starting again already nabby? Nabby: Hey Elmer EWeston: Elmer hows the mutated vegitables? Elmer Ho: hiyall - what was this about a 2 dvd set? Elmer Ho: call any vegetable and the vegetable will respond to you Nabby: I never stopped PPoop PrincipalPoop: tap tap don't shout I can't hear you Cease: what about it? Nabby: ar ar ar Dr. Winkydink: Opened up in a different window off youtube...now just need to fwd it what 22 minutes EWeston: Rutabega rutabega PrincipalPoop: a bunny, an ever ready bunny, cool ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" rebozoette: slip and slide PrincipalPoop: are you british? you dropped the g, arg arg arg Nabby: Austin was/is so cool Cease: ossman has a story about being on a plane with tina turner. he wanted to talk to her but was told she was feeling poorly. PrincipalPoop: lucky mr poorly Cease: lol Beet: Was she still with Ike at the time? EWeston: It's all about sects with you Cease: 90s i think maybe later rebozoette: 6606606 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Wonder if she knew who Mr. O & FST was... PrincipalPoop: I liked ike Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com EWeston: Popeye liked him too ||||||||| "9:26 PM? 9:26 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Max should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Max enters and sits at the bar. Beet: Ike was sometimes responsible for making Tina feel poorly ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Tony P: That poetry was a little too esoteric for me Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a private pocket universe to play with ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a private pocket universe to play with. PrincipalPoop: max and min, that about does it DJTweeny: Hi Max Cease: headroom and footroom. that about stretches it. Beet: Hi max Nabby: Hey Max - just in time for Glacier EWeston: Who stole my photons! rebozoette: sneeze it to me Cease: you cant own a photon. PrincipalPoop: y2k, yknot rebozoette: oops lost my venus EWeston: They were supposed to be in that pocket universe ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." PrincipalPoop: i saw a pho store, I think Cease: a faux store would be hard to see EWeston: A Summarian restaraunt rebozoette: pa pho fee frump Nabby:Pork? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Photons can be in two places at once... PrincipalPoop: a good man is hard to find, so I hear Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “IMMORTALITY” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-rv EWeston: But they'll never show you how they do it Beet: wave or particle? PrincipalPoop: is that photons, I was thinking, ahh ok, yes photons Dr. Winkydink: So you'd like to talk about my body parts. I wonder what Id think about that EWeston: You dont like wavicals Nabby: A good gland is hard to find rebozoette: but where are the bad ones kept Nabby: so I hear Cease: austin seems to be on the same riffs he was on with eobe's white brains on toast, but a good riff can last a long time Beet: Mine is pretty easy PrincipalPoop: g land similar to g string EWeston: Get beside yourself and ask shoes for the dead: retro analog photons Tony P: CAn I extend the glad gland to everyone here? Max: I like orange wavicals Nabby: sparticles ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Dr. Winkydink: I'm giving it to myself right now Cease: you can, tony PrincipalPoop: ahh orange sunshine rebozoette: fill it with foodlets Nabby: white lightning EWeston: Beware the punacalz Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php pinholeF200: out and about today, found a used CD of Bride of Firesign at a local music shop Cease: if it were green, we would be on a different planet, poop Dr. Winkydink: You're just a drawing... just a cartoon Max: I am Sparticles! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Could've tripped easy, but I've, changed my ways... Dr. Winkydink: God I love this album... I love them all EWeston: Stand up strait Tony P: HERE HE IS!!! Nabby: I am Sparticles! DJTweeny: Well, this one really is outstanding Cease: i really used to like donovan. don't know why. Max: When you make your mind up... EWeston: Get it together man Nabby: Winquedinque PrincipalPoop: the comic strips are in color all week long now, not like when I was a kid ||||||||| cpfirezine enters at 9:33 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| 9:33 PM: cat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hi cp Dr. Winkydink: Yeah... I was in a hurry to get on... had a gift to open Beet: Anybody else reflect on the fact that Carrie Fisher just can't get away from her mother? EWeston: Gaslight that zine Tony P: That's cold, man pinholeF200: she bought herself one day... Nabby: cpf PrincipalPoop: I was thinking the same thing beet, yes cold cat: hey chris Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Peace, love & Donovan. Saw him in Miami in '70! DJTweeny: That's some pretty dark humor, Beet lol cpfirezine: Hey folks! Nabby: Hi hi hi PrincipalPoop: far out jam, what a scene DJTweeny: hey hey cat: i saw him at the hollywood bowl, late 60s. became an album Beet: Sorry/not sorry EWeston: Ein voke, an egg Nabby: Loved Fisher in Hannah and Her Sisters DJTweeny: The last bit tonight is an interview from May of 1970 Cease:https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/seemreal/Collages/Fireseason+of+the+Witchsign+(2).mp3 Tony P: Let me try this again....anyone have FST memoribilia of any kind? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I have that album, cease! rebozoette: truffle nufflets Cease: my collage of witches cpfirezine: So I'm through the Martian Space Party on the new DVD Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign PrincipalPoop: my funny bone, but I am not selling it, so make your first offer very big pinholeF200: Fisher was great in Blues Brothers, worked at beauty shop called Curl Up and Dye Tony P: Nope - I'm talking unique stuff cpfirezine: What memorabilia are you looking for? rebozoette: sun it up Johan Amadeus Myjetski: bubble bubble toil & trouble EWeston: Got a Big Mystery Joke Book DJTweeny: I do not Tony P: Prop from MSP Nabby: yeah---Jake's gf Tony P: I have a prop from EYKIK Nabby: (pin) rebozoette: zap zip zoey AirshipAl: Hey CP! The commentaries are awesome, eh? PrincipalPoop: I have a used kleenex that I will swear all 4 or 5 used and threw on the ground and I picked it up.. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: what's that Tony? cat: good for you, tony Dr. Winkydink: I won! Now I don't have to work on this finger cutting machine anymore Beet: I actually have tremendous fondness for both Carrie and Debbie. cpfirezine: Yes, it was a great idea to include them EWeston: Ytookie Too@ DJTweeny: Wish I'd kept my copy of How Time Flys which had the diorama Tony P: Bear Whiz Bottle from the commercial Nabby: LOL this album hoots is PrincipalPoop: hell, I lost my big mystery joke book, you just reminded me of the loss, sigh rebozoette: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I ain't working' on maggie's pharm no more... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com cpfirezine: I've been picking up the print ads, and posters Tony P: Anyone know if Proctor sells any of his stuff? rebozoette: dump fest Tony P: I got the bottle from Ossman cat: say tween, what's the website with my collages on it? Nabby: It's promounced Procmer DJTweeny: Just bought a water filter pitcher that takes out lots of bad stuff including fluoride, so, I won't be drinking Maggie's pharms no more ;) cat: firestore is always open on line, tony AirshipAl: Mention of Big Book of Plays on the Susskind Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CXTDMSIVbM rebozoette: ha Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Dr. Winkydink: The government put a chip in my ass Tony P: I'm looking for rare stuff Nabby: cool Al Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, dat! PrincipalPoop: you been talking to stones and honey tween cat: thanks tween. DJTweeny: yw PrincipalPoop: lucky it was your ass, mine is in m DJTweeny: Stones shows up occasionally Beet: Bought copies of Big Book and Big Mystery on Ebay.
Nabby loves links to goodstuff from fireheads. DJTweeny: haven't seen Honey in ages, or Dex either rebozoette: no new Texas Tony P: Got all the usual stuff Johan Amadeus Myjetski: weed my whips... DJTweeny: "read my BBQ smeared lips..." EWeston: No nudes Fracksis Dr. Winkydink: We just took 150 minutes and that doesn't suck Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html PrincipalPoop: I forget you take me seriously, my comments are nonsense tween, nonsense, jibberish, gibberish, caphish? Nabby: I think we're being washed. rebozoette: smoke his nose PrincipalPoop: hello NSA guy, had a good christmas? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or hosed anyhow, Nabs EWeston: Prune your earhair! ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" AirshipAl: I'm gifting a set of DVD's to Zachariah (John Rubenstein) DJTweeny: Catherwood, please take PrincP's jibberish ||||||||| Catherwood takes princp's jibberish. rebozoette: big stinky Nabby: Hosed? Count me in! DJTweeny: Cool, Al :) EWeston: Don't use the blow torch next time PrincipalPoop: Include me out Nabby:What? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I do, E, twice weekly Beet: I just found a VHS copy of Zachariah that I had recorded from somewhere. AirshipAl: That was a grat movie. Tony P: Still haven't seen Zach. Worth the effort? cat: goood for you, al Nabby: You do ecstasy twice a week JAM Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html AirshipAl: Absolutely, Tony. Tony P: THere wasn't much FST in it when it was finally finished Max: Isn't that a bit personal JAM? EWeston: Use a respirator? Beet: Yes, Tony Nabby: Zacharia is challenging cpfirezine: Zachariah lobby cards - nopw they're pretty hard to find cpfirezine: PA was not happy with Zachariah DJTweeny: Are you assosciated with the FireZine, cp? Max: Oh I thought he meant, you know, the chatter cat: the best dope you could find does not make zachariah good. AirshipAl: I don't understand why, CP. EWeston: I saw it in Montana, and enjoyed it Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Probably, Max, but we're all going to the big hole together... Nabby: lol cat DJTweeny: lolol cat cpfirezine: Ass Editor, for what it was worth DJTweeny: "J-Men Forever" definitely seems like it was made for stoners Nabby: There's stuff to enjoy in there, true EW - it is what it is cpfirezine: PA thought they lost control of the project. EWeston: Camels in the wind. How romantic DJTweeny: cool cp :) PrincipalPoop: don't pull punches cat, tell us what you really think cat: only a few times, tween. Nabby: that's what I heard cpf AirshipAl: The music in Zachariah was incredible. rebozoette: never look that in the eye ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" cat: joe walsh? what's not to love? pinholeF200: camels in the wind....what about rotovirus? EWeston: That was my thought Al cat: back in time. PrincipalPoop: if there are no eyes, avoid all contact ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Tony P: I guess that's my next assignment Johan Amadeus Myjetski: any chance of running Zarachia here sometime? Nabby: love the goodbves & hellos - one of the great bits to be shure cat: life's been good to me so far EWeston: They can find their own camels DJTweeny: would it work audio-only? cat: so many great bits Nabby: Catherwood give everyone an sm-58 ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone an sm-58. AirshipAl: And hump 'em! DJTweeny: someone send me a copy and I'll see if it'll work Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I have my own sm-57, 'cos I play horns...
DJTweeny uses a SM-48 ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: I do give lessons on camel riding PrincipalPoop: one hump or 2? cat: you think we'll see commercial airships in your life time, al? Tony P: Can I have a French 75 instead? cat: sounds goatish of you, jam Tony P: Ride on the Zepline? EWeston: To a stick all humps are the same Nabby: Catherwood give everyone an sm-57 too ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone an sm-57 too. AirshipAl: Possibly but the airship industy is hurting. No more commercial blimp advertising after March 1. Only Goodyea will dominate the skies for a while. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, cat, my ex DID refer to me as an old goat... Tony P: Applause! Applause!!! Beet: Great album Nabby: Catherwood you forgot windscreens ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Nabby and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?" Nabby: Great choice Tweeny! Cease: cp can give you even better info. EWeston: Amazon is working up a lighter than air warehouse ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Nabby: (Immortalityu) ||||||||| New notice: '*** HAPPY (almost) NEW YEAR *** Currently playing: David Ossman’s “TIME MACHINE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u visit David Ossman's web site at www.davidossman.com'
rebozoette claps Tony P: THis is a cute track Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks for Immortality, DJT! Cease: i bought this cd from otehrworld, and then again as a cd. cpfirezine: Info about? DJTweeny: so what's this from, cp? AirshipAl: After I retire on January 31st, I'll retire from my job and initiate a project for the new technology Zeppelin. Cease: let me get the notes DJTweeny: This track pinholeF200: is that between BigTown and St. Rose? Nabby: oh man this is great DJTweeny: Ossman's Time Machine Nabby: oh wait ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: that's very cool Al, best of luck to you :) cpfirezine: Yeah, wasn't familiar with it PrincipalPoop: 1938 Ralph: You people do know that the observation deck on the Empire State Building was initially intended to serve as a docking port for Zeppelins, right?? rebozoette: it was a very good jeer Nabby: Interesting Al! EWeston: It was on the local NBC news in Seattle this evening channel 5 DJTweeny: I did not, Ralph Ralph: It's TRUE Nabby: Trooth PrincipalPoop: I did, have no idea why or how, but I did shoes for the dead: listeng out Beet: I only read good books Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite shoes, be well! cat: Geroge visits New Years Eve 1938 Performed by Tirebiter with Richard Proctor and others. Recorded for public radio broadcast New Years Evem 1978 rebozoette: oh tweeny thats why the Hindenburg went to NJ DJTweeny: rest well shoes shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it ! Elmer Ho: have a great new year shoes cat: the liner notes from the cassette EWeston: Right and the Hindenburg was the only commercial accident the Germans had with the program Nabby: afk for a bit Beet: G'Nite, shoes AirshipAl: One day I hope to climb the Empire State Building and check out the mooring equipment. Still there but very impractical, Nabby: take care shoes DJTweeny: What's the title of the cassette, cat? PrincipalPoop: shoess, for industry cat: sleep well, shoes PrincipalPoop: take the elevator king kong cpfirezine: It's well done cat: David Ossman's Time Capsules EWeston: The University of Oregon Library has a zeppilin Room, Check it out sometime Elmer Ho: apparently Lily Lamont was a real person, a pinup model or something PrincipalPoop: afu, oops jfk, ah afk... AirshipAl: I would but it won't fit in my pocket, Principal. Beet: Watch out for planes, Airship PrincipalPoop: ok one point for airelon al Cease: I think Max and Min were models. Of what, I know not. AirshipAl: Actually, I was part of a blimp flight crew for 4 years. cpfirezine: Just realized I do have this - just haven't heard it for a while Beet: Interesting bit Beet: Taylor is our hero cpfirezine: Anyhow, the new DVD is great! AirshipAl: By the way, you have my permission to play the audio tracks of my video links. Max: Twin engines Cease? ||||||||| New notice: '*** HAPPY (almost) NEW YEAR *** Now playing: a DOMM Let’s Eat broadcast “NEW YEARS IN MIXVILLE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Cease: taylor makes their work available to the benefit of us all. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Currently discarding my 2016 daily planner. Cease: as many as possible, max. AirshipAl: There's still more videos but getting the rights is not always easy. Lots of P & B stuff. EWeston: You don't think it'll find a way to come back? Cease: no maximum cpfirezine: I'd love to see a legit copy of TV or Not TV DJTweeny: Al might want to run anything you make available past Taylor, just is case they're thinking of using it for a commercial release Cease: you are part of the reason there is a firesign archive, al EWeston: God can't help Kathy? Beet: "Shrapnel" is actually a guy's name. AirshipAl: I sent Taylor my 3/4" video masters a few years back. He really took the ball and ran with it! DJTweeny: nice :) ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: French, wasn't he, beet? Cease: you gotta follow the balls when the make the street cpfirezine: You did a great job preserving all of it, Al AirshipAl: TV or Not TV was amongst the material. Beet: Thanks to you very much Airship. Beet: I think that's right, JAM AirshipAl: Thanks CP. I'm amazed at what else is on the DVD, especially the home movies. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: See me smile see me smile Cease: both cp and al are great treasurers of the treasure that is firesgin rebozoette: speg tack u lark pinholeF200: I am Sgt. Louis Illuminati cpfirezine: I talked to Fred today. He didn't know what he contributed to make the credits Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I used to like Chick-o-stix candy. Peanut butter & coconut. Awful! Elmer Ho: yes, thanks to all who have preserved this great stuff and made it available AirshipAl: Let's not forget other archivists like Fred and Elayne. EWeston: Never speke while speckleing PrincipalPoop: back, who was that ruck guy who had big sacks named after him? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well said Elmer & Al! Cease: how is fred? well i hope EWeston: Large Trash? Beet: We owe all archivists maximum props. PrincipalPoop: yes indeed, treasures to be rediscovered cpfirezine: Not too good, I'm afraid AirshipAl: For a while, Fred seemed fried. lol Tony P: Which Fred? cpfirezine: We're supposed to go record shopping tomorrow. Fred and I. Cease: when i was taping firesign off the radio in 67 and later, i assumed evryone was doing that, not just me. PrincipalPoop: is he on the corner now, or is that another fred cpfirezine: the freditor Cease: this was in la, a city of 15 million people and many tape recorders EWeston: Again use a respirator Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." PrincipalPoop: sound like the guy on dragnet Cease: he looks good on facebook. but that's what face book is for. EWeston: 10-4 Ellenor Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yeah, Poop, but LA only had 7 million stories... Elmer Ho: this was one of the better episodes of Lets Eat PrincipalPoop: oh that is right, his name is adolf Cease: no jam, 7 million screen plays. most of them in spanish, though AirshipAl: Some other hidden treasures are the Susskind Show, Austin and Ossman on the Peter Marshall, and let's not forget Bill Boggs' Midday, and P & B on Maury Povich's Panorama. DJTweeny: DOMM is quite a compendium Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Have you noticed, nobody names their kids adolf anymore? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL< cease! DJTweeny: Now that you mention it, Johan... Cease: you shoot mariuana, the seeds will kill you man, this is from 1072 and what proc siad a few weeks ago aobut snorting dopoe with mic jagger is exactly the same joke. Cease: 46 years distant in time, but the same joke. Elmer Ho:http://www.babynamewizard.com/baby-name/boy/adolph AirshipAl: You can find links to my videos here: https://www.facebook.com/notes/firesign-theater/firesign-video-links/10153050798601275 DJTweeny: Thanks Al AirshipAl: I'd love to hear some of the audio tracks during a Thursday chat. Elmer Ho: oh wow Al that's nice Nabby: back Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A leg wig? Oh, no... Beet: Thanks, Al Cease: good idea, al AirshipAl: Leg wig? Let's not make this a pubic issue. EWeston: That'll look swell with my back wig DJTweeny: I'll ask Tayor if it's OK, Al cpfirezine: That's a great archive you've posted Al! rebozoette: wax on wax off PrincipalPoop: super cool al, wow wow Cease: is DO Ok with stuff being played here? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, Al Nabby: is it waning outside? PrincipalPoop: front and center now that you are back Nabby:Water creatures? AirshipAl: Taylor doesn't need to give permission. The only clip from the DVD (I uploaded it a while ago) is the Bird of Prey bit from the 1975 Question and Answers show. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, Nabs, ever since the top of the page rebozoette: founda flounder cat: i wish doc tech woujld join us here, as he runsthe firesign store code. DJTweeny: OK, email sent to Taylor cat: what are they selling? cpfirezine: I had never seen The Bob Sideburn Show Nabby: floundered on the rocks with a twyst AirshipAl: I excerpted clips from Susskind and Peter Marshall, for example. DJTweeny: Well, just trying to be careful about playing anything they might want to release themselves Nabby: with a Pyst cat: when i last saw ossman at the bergmanmemorial, and many times there befoe he said he wantred all their stuff out, but of course, with financial compensation. Cease: of course, tween Nabby:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyst PrincipalPoop: the trickle down theory is about release too AirshipAl: I understand, DJ. I'm working with Taylor. DJTweeny: k Cease: i wonder if the moneyh from pyst paid for the digital diners? Nabby: Gland overboard! Cease: you and taylor are part of the same stream, al rebozoette: hold on to that thingy AirshipAl: I also have a video of Digital Diner in NYC. Right, CP? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I could use a tug... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** The new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set is now available!! >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php AirshipAl: Clips can be found using the link I provided. Elmer Ho: nite all - been a long day Cease: didnt you post some of that on chat/youtube, al? PrincipalPoop: I am not pulling your finger ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cease: i have the audio from some old chatter Nabby: catherwood reveal your inner alien ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Nabby and says "Stop typing gibberish, Nabby!" PrincipalPoop: ok elmer Cease: by ho. keep em ho ing Nabby: take care Elmer AirshipAl: Indeed, Cease. Beet: Nite Elmer Cease: the mis use of herbs Cease: dofg dandruff AirshipAl: Nite. EWeston: Catherwood unpack your inner alien ||||||||| Catherwood snubs EWeston rebozoette: na na na na an na na Nabby: misuse of herp albert in a can Cease: nite, al. keep em flying rebozoette: nitee al thanks Nabby: later Al AirshipAl: CP and Fred visited NYC to attend the Digital Diner shows. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pleasant flights, Al! PrincipalPoop: englebert humperdink cpfirezine: See youze guys on the funway! Cease: indeed, cp Beet: Catherwood, please misunderstand EW ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Beet and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Beet!" PrincipalPoop: ok cp AirshipAl: I wish everyone a Happy and Healthy New Year! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite CP! cpfirezine: Yes, the Digi Diner show was great. Elayne was there too. Cease: you too, al rebozoette: Hpp New year and DJTweeny: Same to you Al :) rebozoette: be hazed Beet: Nice to see you, Airship ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! PrincipalPoop: twenty seventeen, sounds like a football score instead of a year EWeston: He's in a groove Beet cpfirezine: Keep 'em flying! Beet: See ya cp AirshipAl: To be continued... (dinner's here) EWeston: By CP PrincipalPoop: bon ap Nabby: Squirrel is delicious. Cease: off you seep ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" AirshipAl: In his best Schwarzenegger...I'll be back!!! EWeston: A mantis eating a man. Must be a 50's SF movie
Nabby waves. Positive waves. PrincipalPoop: ok macarthur ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." EWeston: Traverse wases back, and sideways ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." PrincipalPoop: churning burning something something Nabby: little animals Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is that a chinchilla I hear? PrincipalPoop: ahhhh Nabby: I...think so Nabby: blue mutant? pinholeF200: entirely synthetic EWeston: It maybe the chilie talking Beet: I never quite understood that whole plucking the eye out stuff. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That was god being sarcastic, beet rebozoette: cow clock Beet: Oh EWeston: We had to wait till we could pluck a guitar PrincipalPoop: cheese log has become cheese balls with cameras, evolution not revolution
Nabby is an infragod. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Don G. O'Vanni into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:22 PM, then departs. PrincipalPoop: don don Nabby: Hi Don Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elon Musk called for a revolution against fossil fuels today Don G. O'Vanni: P- EWeston: The chat dawns again. No that's not right cat: speaking oif cowsk, did you ever see the ad for laughing cow cheese with the legs of the cows animanted? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, DonG! Nabby: halo of flies Beet: Taking God too literally Don G. O'Vanni: P-E-P-E-P...MORE PEP PILLS! ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" cat: carson played it on his showl, not as as ad but as hilarity in the lae 60s. funinest thing iv'e ever seen Nabby: no cat I love the cheese tho PrincipalPoop: that is the spirit Don G. O'Vanni: Eat it! Eat it raw! EWeston: Thank you fellow aenid's Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Really cat? Carson liked FST? Didn't know that! Nabby: sexy cheeseball activities cat: rah rah rah, that's the sushi we have here
Nabby has worms. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" rebozoette: cheesy sneezye cat: no jam. this was a french comercial johnie played for its hilarity pre firesign PrincipalPoop: tape or what? EWeston: Call hazmat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah! thx cat for th clarity Beet: That was fun ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Nabby: vermicelli ||||||||| New notice: '*** HAPPY (almost) NEW YEAR *** Currently playing: from Firesign’s All Things Firesign (NPR) compilation “Goodbyes And Hellos!” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out All Things Firesign at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl'
rebozoette claps Beet: heh, heh, heh Johan Amadeus Myjetski: vermin playing cellos, Nabs? PrincipalPoop: lisa vermicelli? rebozoette: what no happenstance EWeston: Waves mouse traps cat: lets hope the next year is good for us all Beet: Plural worms Nabby: flea circuit Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hear, here, cat! DJTweeny: Let's do hope, cat :-) Don G. O'Vanni: BeeBop Lobo.... EWeston: Before there was soil. There were worms Beet: I also wish this for everyone. PrincipalPoop: less than 30 days to the beginning of the trump era, like the nixon and reagan and clinton eras rebozoette: 2 3 4 ount up till next year cat: like the fireguys, it is good to connect and create with other people Beet: amen ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DJTweeny: John Enwhistle. Who? rebozoette: cat rules EWeston: Thunder thumbs Nabby: Trump will expose himself eventually rebozoette: ugh I said cat: i would do much better work if i did it with more of you. Beet: I was once in the presence of Hefner's Round Bed Don G. O'Vanni: All of us want to know...Just like I wanna know... WHO'S RESPONSIBLE? pinholeF200: park and lock it! PrincipalPoop: ugh is part of laugh just add the la as in lala EWeston: Oh he's already exposed. The GOP hopes to get a little milage out of him before they have no choice. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing '''Bob''', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:30 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... cat: and i do pretty good work already Nabby: I worked in a Playboy club once (club band) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Doncha get it, Don? It' PrincipalPoop: hi bob, afk Johan Amadeus Myjetski: no man's land cat: was it inspringk, beet? cat: hi bob ''Bob'': Hi, folks. Fought my way through the sleet to get home, but not too late, I see. :) EWeston: Lo Bob Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Bob ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Nabby: It was kind of grubby actually rebozoette: Happy New Fear and may the 4th be with us all ||||||||| New notice: '*** HAPPY (almost) NEW YEAR *** Now playing: a DOMM Extras “INTERVIEW WITH MICHAEL CANTERBURY (1970)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' cat: only woman's land Beet: Made me stiff. Nabby: I think it was St Louis hmm Nabby: Hi Bob ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" cat: Too da Loo rebozoette: its only new for a moment EWeston: Farfignugin Nabby: To Duluth? Don G. O'Vanni: Ooo-Goo-Ka-Jook! (Gezundheit!) cat: or Tierra Del Fuego Nabby: Honk honk Nabby: ahh yes thank you cat rebozoette: punder links Don G. O'Vanni: (honk honk honk honk!) Nabby: lol EWeston: None of your heathen talk here. But over there is fine Nabby: plunder, inc. cat: there is no end to great firesign material. Nabby: truly cat Don G. O'Vanni: Just listen to them improvise! Beet: I only made my last comment because we are not in mixed company tonight Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ EWeston: Still hung up on your Fredian Boundries? Nabby: very thoughtful Beeter Beet: Not really. You mean Sig Freud? Don G. O'Vanni: "HUNG up"? Is THAT Freudian? rebozoette: opiyum later Don G. O'Vanni: Cloved on Sundays. ''Bob'': Hung certainly is. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Nabby:Sig Freud! EWeston: Anti Fruedian. Your thinking hung down I thunk rebozoette: back in a sec Don G. O'Vanni: And, Nabby, did you come to her defense in those dark days? rebozoette: back pinholeF200: heroin or coward? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was hung down, brung down, swung down, I was hung up. I wasked in I sat down... EWeston: marmosets mostly PrincipalPoop: re pinholeF200: Kid, see the psychiatrist, room 604 rebozoette: its logic to be logic Don G. O'Vanni: Oh, gee, Dad! PrincipalPoop: aardvark Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So I sat there on the group w bench with mother raper, father satbbers... EWeston: Gollee Gamaray Johan Amadeus Myjetski: stabbers Beet: For littering? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: father rapers! pinholeF200: Kid, whadja git? PrincipalPoop: excepting alice EWeston: A scorpean yoyo rebozoette: what a stinkin hole Johan Amadeus Myjetski: had to pay $50 & pick up the garbage. And they all moved away from me there on the bench... Beet: They're talking about Zach Nabby: Phun Phacts: Freud's nephew used his uncle's ideas to invent wartime propaganda, later renamed "public relations" for commercial business. cat:https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/not-just-firesign/Alice%27s+Berzerko+Lounge.mp3 PrincipalPoop: we don't need no steenkin badgers EWeston: There's Captin Stinking rebozoette: lol cat: this is my mix of firesign and alice's restaurant.thanks to chattr for this Beet: Let's hear it for Ray Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Loved Bradbury's books since I was 11 Nabby: The Loving Louse rebozoette: whoo raah PrincipalPoop: 451 or fight EWeston: With vintage underwear, or without? cat: i was in a restaurant next to a guy who looked exactly like bradbury. i asked him is he was, but he had no idea who ray was. PrincipalPoop: voracious oh my Beet: Vintage underwear has holes in it. cat: why not read? Nabby: it's said we all have a doppelganger somewhere PrincipalPoop: it has to, how would get your legs in? geesh EWeston: The venusians are grateful for this rebozoette: archie and jughead Beet: Good point Poop cat: naby, its hard enough to deal with one copy of ourselves. two would be excessive. rebozoette: we are who we meet Beet: I just hope my copy is a nice guy EWeston: It's said underwear caused an explosion of literature pinholeF200: Roses are red, blue is the sky, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I PrincipalPoop: i got the phone number of my doppelganger and called and the line was busy, thanks woody Beet: lol pin rebozoette: it takes me to know me Nabby: maybe two would cancel each other out - they might alias and disappear PrincipalPoop: we are not amused Nabby: we're made of meat EWeston: We're extracted, and proud PrincipalPoop: meat talking, omg rebozoette: water bubbles with meat skin Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ugly bags of mostly water cat: we meet, we depart PrincipalPoop: debark Nabby:http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html EWeston: Semi organized water cat: we mistake aliveness for control cat: there is the same idea of curfew in canada. PrincipalPoop: i read that before, somewhere, sometime in the past, the infinite past cat: legalizztion is coming soon. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Nabby: Legalize America! PrincipalPoop: are we coming or going? Beet: Make everything legal. No criminals. rebozoette: put it down to exhaling Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Legalize freedom! Beet: Meat! rebozoette: where is the sun PrincipalPoop: more sugar Nabby: Hold your hits! EWeston: And a dash of lime Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Occupy freedom! PrincipalPoop: here come the sun, doodle doodle pinholeF200: my favorite chick flick--"Waiting to Exfoliate" Nabby: All power to nobody! Beet: Van Couver. Helluva guy DJTweeny: lol PrincipalPoop: anybody want to masticate with me? EWeston: Only nobody can save us! Nabby: Yea whatever happened to ol van? pinholeF200: PP, gesundheit cat: iv e lived lots of places van is the best for me. PrincipalPoop: who is in charge? no, he is on first Nabby:We're doomed. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nabs, I heard he was meeting with Justin Case rebozoette: thanks everybody for surviving the year see ya on the flip side PrincipalPoop: spelling, we are domed... EWeston: Some empowered folks are going to try their best Beet: Nite rebo Nabby: Rock 'n' roll kills fascists. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite rebozoette PrincipalPoop: ok rebozo, best to all while I say so, happy 2017 lordy cat: proc said he wanted to move to van he cold not find a better place EWeston: Though interestingly the racist's are getting pissed at the Don rebozoette: Beet cat DJTweeny duder EWeston G Tirebiter Johan Amadeus Myjetski Nabby pinholeF200 PrincipalPoop and tweeny righteous and maybe sunday cat: you yankees have a front seat at doom with trump. PrincipalPoop: it is only rock and roll, but I like it Nabby: Awesome Tweeny thanks! Beet: This was great, guys. Thanks to everyone and I hope all have a great 2017. Thanks, Tween. G'Nite all. pinholeF200: Thanks Tween--happy to be back, it's been good of me to be with you all PrincipalPoop: yes thanks be to the tween, and all cat: thanks agian tween Johan Amadeus Myjetski: NOT MY PRESIDENT! ||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves at 10:53 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." EWeston: Hope to be playing a new machine this coming year. Bye dear freinds. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love love love to all! Ralph: thanks again Kurt, and Happy New Years rebozoette: sleepy kitten Nabby: thanks Cat, take care all - Happy New Year - Let's hope it's WeiRDLy CooL! DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... cat: off we flea ||||||||| "Hey pinholeF200!" ... pinholeF200 turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:54 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ''Bob'': Thanks, Tweeny. Glad I could catch the end. Been a while. Ralph: miaouu DJTweeny: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!! ||||||||| 10:54 PM -- cat left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). DJTweeny: Hope to see ya next week, Bob :) Ralph: are there any cat parts left DJTweeny: only in the soap, Ralph Ralph: oh well........ DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Don G. O'Vanni - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| G Tirebiter - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cpfirezine - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Max - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elmer Ho - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Min - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| AirshipAl - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dr. Winkydink - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| duder - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cease - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 4:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Tony P - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
AirshipAl
Beet
cat
Cease
cpfirezine
DJTweeny
Don G. O'Vanni
Dr. Winkydink
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Max
Min
Nabby
pinholeF200
PrincipalPoop
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
TimmMcCoy.com
Tony P
