Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
12/22/2016

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 22, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers DJTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (6:08 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a SPECIAL CHRISTMAS FIRESIGN CHAT starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| 6:33 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:46 PM and Rooster_Rama bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Rooster_Rama: any ideas on how to survive a Trump presidency?
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Rooster_Rama: ok. too early. good holidays, all.
||||||||| Rooster_Rama departs at 7:50 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a SPECIAL CHRISTMAS FIRESIGN CHAT starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and TimmMcCoy.com gets out at 8:35 PM.
TimmMcCoy.com: Helllllooooo ball!
DJTweeny: Hi Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: Got some Christmas stuff tonight, oh yeah!
DJTweeny: you betcha
TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, a Dirty Martini if you would please.
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to TimmMcCoy.com and queries "Did you want something?"
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Chicago, Moody Blues)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
TimmMcCoy.com: Dirty Martini's and Christmas music. Now we're talking!
Rufus_T_Firetween: :-)
DJTweeny: my Dad used to serve egg nog with Southern Comfort
TimmMcCoy.com: Holy Cow! Damn, harsh!
Rufus_T_Firetween: was pretty darned tasty
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Johan Amadeus Myjetski in through the front door at 8:45 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
DJTweeny: people shooting off fireworks nearby
TimmMcCoy.com: Hey, Johan!
DJTweeny: either that or a gun battle at the local convenience store
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evenn' DJT!
TimmMcCoy.com: The Fourth of Christmas!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Timm!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Chicago Xmas hits?
DJTweeny: Yeah, Chicago made a whole album of Christmas music covers
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:48 PM and late as usual, it's EWeston, just back from Washington."
TimmMcCoy.com: The Christmas Carol tonight by Osman I collected about 1991. Always loved it.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:48 PM and late as usual, it's SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION, just back from British Columbia."
Rufus_T_Firetween: "Christmas: What's It Gonna Be, Santa?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Judge Poop close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room.
DJTweeny: Hi EW
DJTweeny: Hi JP
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's how you can tell your music career is circling the bowl - we you record your xmas album. Then when you record you favorite hymns, it's over.
TimmMcCoy.com: Merry Christmas, Everyone!
EWeston: Hiya Tweeny, Rufus Johan Da Judge and Mighty Timm
TimmMcCoy.com: Like Tiny Tim. Get it!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi E!
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
EWeston: Mighty tiny Tim. It scans
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Cease', just granted probation at 8:50 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
TimmMcCoy.com: I have a digital copy of "Profiles In Barbecue Sauce". Just reading it today!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A cool Yule to ya, Cease!
EWeston: Cease our uncertain state Cat
Cease: hi all
DJTweeny: cool
TimmMcCoy.com: Great sound tonight!
DJTweeny: merci Tim
Cease: i wonder if the actual performance of that play was ever recorded. do you know, tim?
TimmMcCoy.com: David Osman - Radio Daze 1989 Another Christmas Story - The New Mark Time. I donated it for tonight.
DJTweeny: yep, that's first up :)
Cease: thank you, timm
TimmMcCoy.com: OH, Profile in BBQ Sauce, I do not know.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: indeed, thanks Timm! Love to hear a Mark
||||||||| "8:57 PM? 8:57 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits on the divan.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Time i've not heard before!
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
Cease: hi rebo
rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Judge Poop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION TimmMcCoy.com happy seasons greets and tweeny you are grand
rebozoette: hi cat hows u
Cease: great
TimmMcCoy.com: My pleasure to donate. Others need to hear it too!
rebozoette: grandi ouse
EWeston: ello Mz Ette
rebozoette: ew ew ew
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: hi rebozoette!
DJTweeny: Nice Moodies cover of the Beatles tune
rebozoette: crispness happens
EWeston: All three of me...
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
TimmMcCoy.com: I have a EST "Joey's House" album. Live play thats pretty snappy.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 22, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
rebozoette: hi jam u ok
TimmMcCoy.com: Thats FST "Joey's House"
DJTweeny: This is from The Daily Feed Tapes
TimmMcCoy.com: Yes, it is!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: shaken, but not stirred, rebozoette
TimmMcCoy.com: LOL!
rebozoette: season ceaselessness
Cease: there is so much daily feed it feeds many an occasion
rebozoette: muffy the christmas slayer
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
TimmMcCoy.com: Big Broadcasts of 1976, 1991, 2005 Love those!
rebozoette: or mister
||||||||| Nabby bounds in at 9:03 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
TimmMcCoy.com: This is gonna be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
||||||||| New notice: '*** FIRESIGN CHAT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ***
Currently playing: David Ossman’s “ANOTHER CHRISTMAS STORY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
Nabby: Pork?
EWeston: Yah need a mister these days
Cease: it is indeed tim
Nabby: lol Timm
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
TimmMcCoy.com: Putting on my Christmas hat and gettin' schtoned!
rebozoette: hi nabby
Cease: by the way, i just assumed your duluth photo was a ref to the ralph spoilsport line.
Cease: ni nab
Nabby: Hi reboz!
rebozoette: no jingle bellin here
Nabby: der bingle jells?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bubba inside, makes a note of the time (9:06 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
EWeston: Overplancked Hawian Gaterslabs from ear to ear here. Hi Nab
Nabby: hey EW
||||||||| Catherwood escorts shoes for the dead into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:07 PM, then departs.
Cease: shoes
DJTweeny: Hi Bubba, shoes
TimmMcCoy.com: Group getting bigger!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:07 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Funfun Town."
EWeston: Any shoes for the vitality challenged?
Nabby: Hi ho shoes
Beet: Hello all.
Nabby: Ho ho Bubba
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, another Vape please?
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past TimmMcCoy.com
Nabby: Hey Beet
Beet: Hi Nab
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
EWeston: An Beat Bete
Beet: Hello Tween, EW
TimmMcCoy.com: Orders for the New FST DVD. Now on sale: https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
Cease: beet
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Medium Richard close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:09 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary.
||||||||| 9:09 PM: Min jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Beet: Howdy, Mr. Cease
shoes for the dead: Howdy
Cease: Min
DJTweeny: Hi Richard
DJTweeny: Hi Min
Medium Richard: heyyyy
shoes for the dead: hey rich
Nabby: Hi Medium & Min too
Beet: I'm feeling all Christian-y
Cease: Medium
Medium Richard: so beautifally tender....?
EWeston: One Medium, one Min?
DJTweeny: Medium and Minimum?
Medium Richard: um, yes.
shoes for the dead: but no rare
Medium Richard: hA
shoes for the dead: or Max
EWeston: Do you know Medium George?
Medium Richard: Just Big George...
Cease: i knew a curious george once.
Nabby: or Maximum Frank?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html
rebozoette: wrap it up
Medium Richard: || universes... there need to be perpendicular universes.
EWeston: I think there's a literary Medium Frank
Nabby: Thanks Rufus
shoes for the dead: hope he wasn't a cat relativ.........
Rufus_T_Firetween: yw
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Residualecho into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:15 PM, then departs.
EWeston: Actually topical. From the Terry Prachett's book, Hogfather
DJTweeny: Hi RE
Cease: echo
shoes for the dead: duaal
Residualecho: Re re re re
EWeston: Ghostly fer shur
Medium Richard: But are we all buses on this bozo?
EWeston: Solid copper bus's please catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside EWeston and says "Something I can help with?"
TimmMcCoy.com: So many great FST famous lines. Like coke.
Residualecho: Hogfather? Favorite all caps quote: HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
Cease: lol
Nabby: delivery food arrival, afk for a while
EWeston: Take my earwig catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood takes EWeston's earwig.
TimmMcCoy.com: Pass me the vape Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood passes TimmMcCoy.com the vape.
EWeston: C givith. C taketh away
TimmMcCoy.com: Haha!
Medium Richard: ...as plain as the earwig in my sandwich.
Residualecho: Would Happy Harry Cox vape?
DJTweeny: Timm, is there a webpage about this that lists the players?
TimmMcCoy.com: You bet your sweet syurp!
Min: More piza please Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Min and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Leaning on the pizza are you, Mon?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
EWeston: There was a local story of someone's vape utensil caught fire and blew up.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pisa Min
Min: Mon Min lol
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Leaning on the pisa, I meant to type
Residualecho: The Galaxy Not Vape s7?
Min: Pizza I meant to type
Residualecho: A little Dab'll do ya.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: But my towering thought was preempted by anticipatory typing thingy
Beet: Just noticed you, JAM. Howdy.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: Residualecho: The Galaxy Not Vape s7? << hahaha
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, beet! How's cool is your Yule?
Cease: the more i hear this, the better it gets
Beet: No snow thank goodness.
rebozoette: where so you keep your yule
TimmMcCoy.com: As far as I know there is no webpage for the Players of this show
Medium Richard: I'm only a character in MY novel.
EWeston: Next to the wombats
Residualecho: Is it a dime bag novel?
Cease: writer responsible for all problems she creates
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Whipsnade's complaint?
EWeston: Snidley's compliant
TimmMcCoy.com: Nickle bag Novel
EWeston: Portnoy's body cast
Residualecho: Gonna need a couple of pagers for that phone call then
TimmMcCoy.com: That's Peter!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:28 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Tony P coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Residualecho: Wait for me! I've got a novel nickel bag!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Making peanuts for me, Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood fors Johan Amadeus Myjetski.
shoes for the dead: hey tp
TimmMcCoy.com: A nickle bag. That's novel!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Packing peanuts, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Johan Amadeus Myjetski and says "oh, fuck off Johan Amadeus Myjetski!"
Residualecho: Is this your bag?
EWeston: You've been Teed up Johan
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** David Ossman at the Firesign Theatre home site - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman
DJTweeny: Hi Tony
TimmMcCoy.com: Yes, I kept it in my cocoa can.
shoes for the dead: keep on JAMin'
Tony P: HI
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rising C off is a local pastime, E
Tony P: What did I come in the middle of? Not familiar...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pre-Order the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
DJTweeny: It's in the topic ^^ Tony P
Tony P: Already did
DJTweeny: an unreleased Ossman play
shoes for the dead: up top, Tony
Cease: must get it
Tony P: Thanks
Tony P: My FAVE is NM Overdrive...
EWeston: What do they do with their foreboodings?
DJTweeny: Don't know that one
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is great, btw
Cease: that is good, tony. maybe tween will play it, if david approves
shoes for the dead: skin ;em
Tony P: I used to do weapons tests at White Sands...it sounds like old times for me
DJTweeny: can you send me a copy Cease? I'll ask David if it's OK to play or if they want to save it for the download store
Cease: it would
Cease: were the sands really white?
EWeston: I gruntled with sitting their socks on fire
DJTweeny: bet that was a bit of an adventure, Tony P
Tony P: At the south end of the range....dunes and dunes of alkali sand
Tony P: There's a national monumemt there for all to see
EWeston: The spore of dead O2 depleted seas
Tony P: NM Overdrive was released on CD about 10 years ago. Ask Dave
TimmMcCoy.com: Great play!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is really top-notch FST work
Cease: this is also from sparks media, as was last chat's play Down Under Danger
shoes for the dead: all FST work is
Cease: both things done with Michael Packer in the late 80s, as i recall
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:37 PM and Sports in Yr Shorts bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Tony P: So fine how well Dave keeps in Tirebiter form...sounds just like ITNWYOYO
||||||||| "9:38 PM? 9:38 PM!!" says Catherwood, "NancyKat should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as NancyKat enters and sits on the divan.
Cease: he can inhabit a character
Cease: sports, nancy
DJTweeny: Hi Sports, Nancy
rebozoette: mark the mark
EWeston: Hi Nancy cat
Cease: i have never heard this before.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Another cereal program....
DJTweeny: Email sent to DO, Tony P
Sports in Yr Shorts: nor I
TimmMcCoy.com: MARK TIME!
NancyKat: Happy Christmas, Happy Yule, Merry Festivus etc. etc. ALL!
Beet: Hi sports nancy
NancyKat: Cease inhabit or inhibit?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Sports in Yr Shorts -)
Tony P: Wait a second....I do have this CD.
DJTweeny: Same to you, Nancy :-)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: evening' Nancy
Cease: did y'all see Drunk History last week about tom edison/
Tony P: NM OVerdrive was also on Otherworld Media
DJTweeny: I did not
Cease: yes i may have this too, somewhere
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
DJTweeny: Tom was drunk?
Min: LOL I don't Tony P
NancyKat: I'd rather Tesla than Edison...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Who gets drunk drinking history?
Tony P: Westinghouse for me
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
TimmMcCoy.com: "How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all? BE ON THE RADIO!
Cease: funny history show, like Your Forefathers Took Drugs
Cease: makes sense to me, timm
DJTweeny: Tesla definitely an unsung hero of the era
Medium Richard: Stock ticker's ringing. It's for you.
Sports in Yr Shorts: Drunk history is a funny show
EWeston: He had to do something while waiting for the lightbulb above his head to illuminate
Min: Tell a vision
Sports in Yr Shorts: i've seen a handful of episodes but not the edison one
Beet: Hasn;t been a new Boomers for a while now.
Cease: no i have never heard this before
Tony P: Take it to Dr Archetype
DJTweeny: this all one file I got from Timm
NancyKat: insert thinly veiled nerdy sexual innuendo here...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You can always tell a vision, but you can't tell it muchh...
TimmMcCoy.com: My deep dark archives.
DJTweeny: They're bad listeners
EWeston: Never play tarot with Dr, Archetype
DJTweeny: mwahahahaha
Tony P: Your an ingnorant dreaammmier
Cease: i will conquer even the power of darkness.
Tony P: Muffle furnance?
EWeston: And the universe is laughing at you, behind your back
rebozoette: prikkely pickles
DJTweeny: wow, the theme from Dwarf
Beet: This is fun
Min: Doctor Dark Ness?
EWeston: Michelle Arcangle is still holding a gruge
Tony P: I'm waiting for the electrician...
EWeston: He's retired
Sports in Yr Shorts: that's a shock
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And I'm waiting for someone like him///
Cease: https://itsartalicious.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/saint_joseph_charpentier_la_tour.jpg?w=378&h=518
EWeston: What did he look like? Prehensile, fur bearing?
rebozoette: eyeware
Tony P: Reebus REader?
Min: Austin was my electrician
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You wear what rob?
Cease: seeing this painting when i first went to the louvre in 1980, i could understand darkness and light as if illuminated
rebozoette: lol
Cease: wow this is new.
EWeston: Alright the Duck Nebula!
Tony P: Love this Bob Bunny
DJTweeny: wow, that's really something Cat
Min: lol
Cease: hope to see that painting again next summer
Min: Just yin and yang
Beet: lol
Tony P: You just leave the twins out of this
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Tony P: Got it!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: One of the best Mark Times EVER!
EWeston: There's a billion photons for every proton in the universe. Don't ask me who counted them.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:50 PM and late as usual, it's notBoB, just back from Hellmouth."
Min: Hey three's company
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Cease: is this done live?
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
DJTweeny: Hi notBob
Beet: hello not
EWeston: Good its notBob
Cease: company is always welcome here, min.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, notBob
DJTweeny: sure sound like it Cat
Nabby: fed
EWeston: Hi NSA guy. Looking forward to the new management?
Sports in Yr Shorts: should keep 'im busy
Min: Bows to Cease
Nabby moons the NSA guy in the woodpile.
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
rebozoette: haha ew
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: New management is all on reds, giving us the blues...
Beet: Is the new guy going to be more (tiny) hands on
TimmMcCoy.com: Wasn't this snazzy? Always loved this show. Every Christmas in this house.
Residualecho: Hey, dog food and downers!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He doesn't know, beet
Min: Brownies for everybody Catherwood please
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Min and queries "Did you want something?"
rebozoette: pack in the pantry
EWeston: There'll be a new distribution list I'm thinking. Alex Jones will be in charge of it.
Tony P: I got to pull this CD out and listen again
Beet: Nobody including DT knows what he is going to do.
Medium Richard: Inferior goofs are the un-creamiest.
Sports in Yr Shorts: Now if I could just get OUT OF THIS TIN BOX
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: True Medium, true
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a bag of high grade road apple red for X-mas.
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a bag of high grade road apple red for x-mas.
Cease: thank you, nabby
EWeston: Very true Beet. A true obscured Surrealistic President.
Beet: All you need is a can opener sports
Nabby: it's all in the wrist action, Cat, np
Min: Lay off the cooking sherry next week Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood lays off the cooking sherry next week.
DJTweeny: lol
Cease: its odd that grass is legal from alaska to mexico with the exception of the west coast of canada.
Tony P: Hooray!
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Sports in Yr Shorts: if only they made can openers that worked from the inside
Nabby: legalize America!
DJTweeny: that is weird Cat
Cease: wchich not long ago led the world in excellent cannabis products.
Medium Richard: There's always Bear Whiz.
Beet: Giving Papoon a run for his money.
EWeston: Lay on the Beanie Weenies Catherwodd
Nabby: Good point Yr
DJTweeny: Somehow I don't see Trump pushing for drug law reforms
Tony P: Suicidal strain after this election for sure
Cease: our current PM promises legal pot next year, but his dad promised the same thing in 1970
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Tony P: Check
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: hopelessness, check
Cease: no tween, that is unlikely.
Beet: I love this bit
Tony P: Check
EWeston: Some legislator from WV is blaming the opiate crisis in his state on pot. Same as it ever was.
rebozoette: its red is white its blueish
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: concern... what?
Tony P: Check
Nabby: is there a strain called "donald trump"?
Tony P: Check
Beet: lol
DJTweeny: great stuff, David :-)
Medium Richard: Fear of ...fear?
EWeston: Bohunk!
Tony P: Heacy on that
Cease: we have nothing to fear except it, medium
Tony P: GUILT!!!!
Nabby: DO is a genius
Medium Richard: That's scary.
Tony P: GUILT!!!! I VOTED FOR HIM....I ADMIT IT
DJTweeny: "There is nothing to fear, but me..."
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:59 PM and llanwydd waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwydd: howdy folks
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: Hi llan
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Beet: There you go - Confidence In The System!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi plan!
EWeston: Brave Tonu dam few admit it these days
Nabby: Happy holidays llan
Cease: llan
Beet: Howdy Llan
EWeston: IIanskie
shoes for the dead: n
Tony P: BUT...but I didn't have confidence in the system...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A side effect of the radiation, Tony?
llanwydd: who called me plan?
shoes for the dead: hey Lla
Beet: That was reeeeel good!
Nabby: Brilliant Tweeny - great choice!
Min: LOL
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh no, another broken station....
Tony P: No radiation, but a laser beam nearly made optical weenies out of me
Nabby busts out the hot cheese logs.
EWeston: Some floater from the grapefruit leagues
Cease: scary
TimmMcCoy.com: St. Nick Danger!!!!!!!!
Tony P: Gather round the radios....this is great family radio
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Nabby: GREAT bit
DJTweeny: Thank Timm, Nabby, he provided it :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Almost a bad day at the dynamite ranch, eh?
||||||||| New notice: '*** FIRESIGN CHAT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ***
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre Nick Danger Christmas Bits
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
Beet: Catherwood please pass out the hot cheese logs
||||||||| Catherwood passes out the hot cheese logs.
Nabby: Wow that's pretty darn swell Tweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks, Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
TimmMcCoy.com: Anyone know the music bed here????????
llanwydd: Ive never heard this
Tony P: Hasn't that swelling gone down?
Nabby: lol
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Tony P: ALL THINGS FIRESING
TimmMcCoy.com: The Nick Danger music bed
TimmMcCoy.com: The detective music???
Nabby: NPR?
Medium Richard: Ah, Rococo... so nice to ear you againnnnnnn
rebozoette: catherwood egg nogg for everybody please
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to rebozoette and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Nabby: Yes yes that's it TP. thanks
EWeston: Ask the Xmas Bunny kid
Medium Richard: Never had Catherwood Egg Nogg before.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Medium Richard and mumbles "oh, fuck off Medium Richard!"
rebozoette: catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside rebozoette and queries "Yes?"
Min: Might be a cut from the PBS cd
Tony P: On Russ Myers!
rebozoette: catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to rebozoette and says "YESSSSSS?"
Nabby: All Things = great Firesign record that wasn't--then was!
Nabby: lol
Medium Richard: Tony P - absolutely.
Beet: Buddhist writers?
Medium Richard: Religious anarchy for the whole family?
Nabby: naval aviation as art?
Nabby: excepting in Minnesota
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I have heard this somewhere before
EWeston: Its to distract from the sub base in Northern Idahoe
Tony P: navel art as aviation? Come fly with me....
Cease: austin was productive.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Artful Flying, Tony
Tony P: Tanks
llanwydd: very productive and prolific
EWeston: See a painting of a torpedo attack beats the hell out of being there
llanwydd: I will probably never hear all his material
Cease: i feel inspired by that.
Tony P: I though he was just subversive
Nabby: Then I thought to myself, this is all fine and good, but how do I make my text do this?
Cease: lol tony
Cease: love these tales
EWeston: Cover the keyboard with your hands?
Tony P: YEAH! Old detective!
shoes for the dead: gonna listen out, Park it and Lock it!!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
llanwydd: even in the 70s he had plenty of side projects going
Tony P: Precipice of Angels - Best Audio Comedy EVER
Beet: Nite shoes
Nabby: Old Detective is like an old, fine wine with a couple of gags too
DJTweeny: Merry Christmas Shoes
EWeston: Rest easy Shoes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, shoes ! Have a cool Yule!
Cease: you'e right about that, tony
rebozoette appludes nabby
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
||||||||| Catherwood leads PrincipalPoop in through the front door at 10:10 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Cease: hi poop
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP
EWeston: We're uber Pooped
PrincipalPoop: hi smiling faces
Tony P: Perhaps best DEADPAN Audio Comedy ever
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Poop!
PrincipalPoop: oops night shoes
Nabby greets PPoop and high fives reboz.
EWeston: Rends clothes
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Austin at the Firesign Theatre home site - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin
rebozoette: its all fun and games
Tony P: Ah yes, the Sears case.
PrincipalPoop: until someone gets hurt
EWeston: Till someone grows a wart
PrincipalPoop: yes, or a wart
rebozoette: lol christ mass
Nabby: guns and fam?e
Nabby: fame?
EWeston: Center of Christmas mass shot
Cease: gary moore.
Cease: fond memories of his show
Nabby: whatever happened to organ Leroy?
Tony P: His organ broke
PrincipalPoop: i was a mike douglas guy
Nabby: chet baker was really something
Nabby: uh oh TP
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: dick cavat for me
EWeston: The organ married a toaster, or so I've heard
Nabby: that's just...wrong
Nabby: it can only end in tears
PrincipalPoop: intellectual jam
||||||||| TommyK tiptoes in around 10:15 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: The reception was, stunted
Nabby: Hi TK
Cease: tommy
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
rebozoette: ho whos ho
Nabby: Always great to hear Austin's voice
EWeston: Stunted navel art
Beet: Yo Tom
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: However, Moe Howard's appearance on Mike Douglas demonstrating pie-throwing was priceless!
PrincipalPoop: organ and toaster, would the offspring be an iphone or what?
Min: Zacherle for me
Cease: it is that, nab
Tony P: Wow..you need no help from Dr Memory
PrincipalPoop: ho ho ho, and I mean that in a Santa way, not a gangsta way
Nabby: good gosh PPoop ya think so?
llanwydd: I saw that on youtube, JAM. it was hilarious
Tony P: No, just an electric organ....like the late 60s
EWeston: A midi controller
Cease: or memory berries
Nabby: never saw it JAM - will do so
Tony P: Midi? Oh, did you mean an Amiga Toaster?
EWeston: IC toaster pockets
Nabby: memory berries....
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Tony P: I see them too..Hallucinating again
NancyKat: Frying ham Sammiches...
EWeston: Check their pass ports
Nabby: delish
Nabby: Hi NK
PrincipalPoop: paisley it is all paisley
Tony P: even the horsey
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My synthesizer has In, Out and Chlorians in its MIDI connections....
Cease: austin could reallly write.
EWeston: Ugh 64 San Francisco art nevuo
Beet: Nice
PrincipalPoop: and read
Nabby: Yay PA
||||||||| New notice: '*** FIRESIGN CHAT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ***
Currently playing: David Ossman’s “ANOTHER CHRISTMAS CAROL”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
Cease: oh no tween you just played this.
EWeston: Has it got Vox Dia?
Cease: i sent this to you and timm too.
DJTweeny: lol @ Chlorians
Beet: Left channel out
DJTweeny: Is this the same bit??
Tony P: Oh oh Mom's calling - Speak Out Seek Out!
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
PrincipalPoop: take the interstate
Medium Richard: those peanuts are packing...
EWeston: Right artery clogged
||||||||| At 10:21 PM, Tony P vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
DJTweeny: Tim's was labelled differently, and of a different length
DJTweeny: damn...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Tony
Beet: G'Nite Tony
PrincipalPoop: deaf in one ear and can't hear in the other
DJTweeny: Let me look for somegthing else then...
Cease: yes tween. i copied the cassette i bought from otherworld onto my computer and sent it to you via sned this file
rebozoette: beet the beet for beets
Medium Richard: No, a SIMPLE twist of fate!
Cease: by tony
Beet: Presididn't. I like that.
Medium Richard: I support the gang of 1.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: right, beet!
EWeston: That's sumthin you don't see every day.
Cease: as new people have come and most of the rest of us had nefver heqard this before ealier, hearing it again is fine
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone some Colombian cocaine on a stick.
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone some colombian cocaine on a stick.
Medium Richard: Agree - I was out of room - the room - or something
PrincipalPoop: far out man
Cease: a fax. how very up to date
rebozoette: comma toes
Medium Richard: The stick's great.
Beet: Didn't know it came on a stick.
Cease: speaking of rooms, have you seen Black Mirror?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, rebo!
EWeston: We're out of Ibocaine?
Nabby: Pork?
llanwydd: what is black mirror?
PrincipalPoop: no mumbling tween, I handle that on my side
Medium Richard: If we're out of pork, we're in trouble.
EWeston: No lottsa pork, unless its bacon
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Any xmas stuff in the Dear Friends stuff?
rebozoette: ham to go
Cease: mayve michael caine can move to Ibo land in Nigeria
Cease: the lads and ladies love to sing. i mean Really love to sing
Beet: Not bad singing
EWeston: Catherwood lay hams upon rebozoette
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside EWeston and queries "Someone mention my name?"
PrincipalPoop: like the swan?
EWeston: Coward!
rebozoette: haha ew
Cease: are those hams or gams?
Medium Richard: Foster Brooks invaded my right channel.
Nabby: Mmm hand sandwich
rebozoette: hammy gammy
PrincipalPoop: a sleeve job
||||||||| New notice: '*** FIRESIGN CHAT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ***
Now playing: a DOMM Let’s Eat broadcast “XMAS IN RATLAND”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ'
EWeston: Only Batgirl had gams
Beet: Charismas message
Medium Richard: rat sandwich
llanwydd: I much prefer fresh ham to smoked or cured or salted or whatever
rebozoette: flippin flap burgers
Nabby: ham and gum in a blanket
EWeston: I have a recipe for Rat Pizza
Beet: Ground Rat Meat burgers.
DJTweeny: So basically, what Cat sent me was the first skit from the file that Timm sent me
Nabby: I hear rat is very delicate
DJTweeny: Will note that
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Krystals burgers?
EWeston: Serving advice, serve warm, and run away
Nabby: rat chips
rebozoette: pole dancers
PrincipalPoop: rat meat is expensive, not much meat on them
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mmm, making me hungry...
Min: Rat in the Box
Nabby: ratsicles
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
rebozoette: minor major
Nabby: lol right Min
EWeston: Rat on a stick 5p. With catsup 10p.
Beet: A smart New Yorker should open a Rat Burger joint. Solve many problems.
DJTweeny: lol yum yum
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Min: Male pole dancers
Nabby: Turduckrat
Cease: we'll fly what you won't touch
PrincipalPoop: mcdonalds has lots of lawyers to stop competition
llanwydd: turduckrat!!! LOL
Medium Richard: Small turkey!
PrincipalPoop: foul, bad language alert
Min: Male Russian dancers
Medium Richard: And for Presidon't Noxin, bad thinking alert.
rebozoette: hung porkovers
Min: Fry fly
PrincipalPoop: cosacks
DJTweeny: damn!!
EWeston: Fowl language alert. Bring a feather typist
Medium Richard: Bowels of holly?
PrincipalPoop: put some mistletoe in your underwear
Cease: i have to make more collages
rebozoette: rat fat
Beet: parallel Firesign universes collapsing on each other.
EWeston: Curtisy of her proctologist
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:32 PM and re-Nabby steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Medium Richard: I want a country, too.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A sprig of holly would get a bigger reaction
DJTweeny says in his best Don Adams voice: "Sorry about that..."
re-Nabby: oh my I've been cloned
DJTweeny: Hi re-Nabby
Cease: i'm happy just having a body
re-Nabby: Hi Tween again
PrincipalPoop: renabby, is that an urNabby?
Beet: Howdy re
rebozoette: me dose
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Missed it by that much, eh, dat?
DJTweeny: I was fixing the meta data on that file and accidently started it
DJTweeny: arrrrrrrrrg
PrincipalPoop: chief dammit, sorry about that chief, geeeesh
re-Nabby: I tink so PPoop
EWeston: Dheck his retinal paterns He could be a fake clone
rebozoette: lol tweeeny
Medium Richard: Deprived, inebriated pigs in where? Minnesota?
Min: Tweeny you better stay out of the cooking sherry next week too
PrincipalPoop: like slothrop
Beet: maybe I shouldn't divulge that my mother was from Columbta, Missouri.
re-Nabby: great Tweeny - doing it on the fly - living dangerous
EWeston: Big Xing rats
PrincipalPoop: show me
Beet: Columbia
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: cappiabera
re-Nabby: Minnesota is cool
Cease: Coimbra. Great city in Portugal.
rebozoette: floatin pork
DJTweeny: yeah, should have waited on that Nabby :/
Medium Richard: In order to fix all these timelines, we may need to clone Minnesota.
EWeston: We'll always have Sumatra
re-Nabby: Pork?
Beet: Never been to Minnesota
PrincipalPoop: is that the show me state? then which is the blow me state?
re-Nabby: Ahh well Tween
Cease: i spent a night in its airport in 69
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: cappiaberra = the biggest rodent in the world
EWeston: Kansas
Beet: New Jersey
PrincipalPoop: LOL
re-Nabby: Minnesota: Land of 10,000 support groups
rebozoette: you know that porky was piggy
re-Nabby: as they say
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Medium Richard: The blowme President would be Harding.
Min: It's close Minnesota
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Piggy in the middle...
EWeston: Be never Miss Piggy
DJTweeny: Hey, whaddya want for free? lol
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
PrincipalPoop: the ice skater harding? what was her first name
re-Nabby: good rock picking up there, lake superior agates and such
EWeston: Tanya
Medium Richard: DJT: right!
t serious
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Cease: i'm in canada which is minnesota with fewer scandinavians, more asians.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Tanya
DJTweeny: Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Piggy in the middle... << The Rutles is F'in hilarious, and so well done
Beet: Put a ham in your garage
re-Nabby: lol right cat
EWeston: Yah I like the one Tweeny Cheese and Onions is good too.
Medium Richard: A guitar in every garage! A chicken in every amplifier!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: YES, DJT! even camera angles copied so precisely
PrincipalPoop: mitch miller, we need a show like that again
re-Nabby: and a weenie in every---I'm not going to finish that
Cease: bitch millere
Cease: thats why live works
re-Nabby: lol yeah cease
EWeston: From The Concrete Jungle Boy Niel Innes
Medium Richard: Sting Along With Mitch
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TommyK - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
DJTweeny: Neil Innes is amazing
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Or every weenie in a..
PrincipalPoop: beenie weenie
rebozoette: la tea la tee la tree
Beet: Kami Kaze always kills me.
Medium Richard: Innes is great.
EWeston: He did an American tour a few years ago. No PR thogh, I missed it
Cease: divine wind is supposed to do that.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, agreed, DJT unsung genius
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
PrincipalPoop: the wind cannot read, neither can dogs
Cease: this is perfect after young tom eddison earlier
DJTweeny: Very profound, P
EWeston: It does a lousy cursive as well
Rufus_T_Firetween: yeah, works doesn't it?
Beet: Chicago on speed
PrincipalPoop: rats can, just a little
re-Nabby: small and fast
re-Nabby: right Beet lol
Cease: and eat the queen to perth/
Cease: beat
re-Nabby: questions 67 & 68
PrincipalPoop: that sounds filthy, tell us more
EWeston: Mebbe get a nice desert at the Opera House
re-Nabby: something like that
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: 25, or 6 to 4?
PrincipalPoop: credos andbody got a credo?
Cease: from thier endless iterations of the anytihng you want to play, take speed and beat the queen to perth.
PrincipalPoop: oicu812
Beet: They were all really good at the "serious" voices
EWeston: Never fark when it hinks
re-Nabby: If 6 was 9?
Cease: indeed beet.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol,poop!
Cease: serious/funny guys
Min: I have a credenza
Cease: i hope its not serious
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You shouldn't know what a credenza is, Min
re-Nabby: I hope it's not catching
PrincipalPoop: i had an ottoman
Beet: There must be somebody somewhere named Bozo.
EWeston: The Happy Credenza
Beet: Not just the clown
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He's probably a coown, beet
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Min: It migrated into my drawers
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: clown
re-Nabby: I knew a man named otto
Beet: That would be Boogie.
EWeston: Naughty credenza
PrincipalPoop: yes, ottos last name was boogie
Cease: we once had a chatter named otto yamamoto
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They're in everybody's drawers, Min
re-Nabby: otto boogie haw haw haw
EWeston: Male female, or other?
rebozoette: lite it up lighter
PrincipalPoop: not just once, he was here for years
Cease: you know this has been going on for 21 years?
Min: True JAM
Beet: amazing
EWeston: Just hold it up to the lighter, and Fluum!
rebozoette: flint in my eyes
re-Nabby: The Fat Growth on Eric Hearble
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Cease: just dont drinkn the water
re-Nabby: What?
rebozoette: spark the mind field
Beet: Blend up the mealworms, Doris.
PrincipalPoop: I need to be reminded
Medium Richard: A racially depressed area?
rebozoette: food for thought
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You gotta roast 'em first, beet
EWeston: Flint Flakes! the breakfast of people with steel teeth
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
Medium Richard: Come to think of it, we don't have enough races in my area. Or trophies.
Min: Beer battered ticks are economical
EWeston: But never advance in their careers of choice
PrincipalPoop: eucuneumical?
EWeston: Time to flea?
PrincipalPoop: i won't try that again
EWeston: Never leave the sheep dip at home
Min: LOL PP
rebozoette: jingle a monkey and watch out
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Min: LOL PP
Beet: Call Animal Control!
rebozoette: i calculated it so its wrong
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Can't bear this
DJTweeny: New Years Show Next week, featuring Immortality (of course)
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: You get a siberian call center
rebozoette: bare best it
re-Nabby: Yikes must run Happy merry krimble everyone!
Beet: see you later re
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nite reNabster!
rebozoette: happy crispness nabby
PrincipalPoop: thanks and yes merry christmas and super holidays all, ho ho ho and the non-hos
EWeston: Krimble.. is that a Hybernian name?
re-Nabby: Later!
||||||||| PrincipalPoop rushes off, saying "10:55 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Cease: good work tween
Medium Richard: Kris Krimble...
Beet: Really enjoyed the ceremonies tonight. Thanks to everyone, thanks to Dr. Tween for hanging in there. Merry Christmas all. G'Nite.
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
EWeston: I's good everyone take care.
Cease: next week, all
Medium Richard: Ninety nine...?
||||||||| At 10:55 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Better than a xmas party! THX DJT< & all! Love, love, love to all!
||||||||| Medium Richard leaves at 10:56 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
rebozoette: Beet Bubba Cease DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Judge Poop Medium Richard Min notBoB re-Nabby rebozoette SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION thaks all ahve a treaused weekend and be have and tweeny you are the grand keeper
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Someone finally honors Mr Lake! Thx!
rebozoette: grand exit
Min: Sleighbells ring...
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| re-Nabby - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| notBoB - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sports in Yr Shorts - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Danny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 2:10 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Danny - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Judge Poop - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Residualecho - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Min - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nabby - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 4:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Medium Richard
Min
Nabby
NancyKat
PrincipalPoop
re-Nabby
rebozoette
Residualecho
Rooster_Rama
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Sports in Yr Shorts
TimmMcCoy.com
Tony P

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