Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
12/08/2016

Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 08, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:25 PM and Sam Flagg steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Sam Flagg: Nancy Look I've A Grape....
||||||||| Sam Flagg walks away to Public Address System.
||||||||| 7:35 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Sam
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Firehead steps in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Firehead: Show links?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Firehead
Rufus_T_Firetween: streams go up around 9:30 Eastern
Rufus_T_Firetween: (about 1/2 hr)
Rufus_T_Firetween: sorry, make that 8:30 eastern
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: oops
||||||||| DJTweeny enters at 8:04 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (RIP Greg Lake)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Outside, the 8:52 PM crosstown bus from Forest Hills pulls away, leaving AirshipAl coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and rebozoette plummets into the garden at 8:53 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Cease in through the front door at 8:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi Al
rebozoette: wow thanks AirshipAl DJTweeny Firehead hi friends
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette, Cease
rebozoette: hi cat
AirshipAl: High all!
Rufus_T_Firetween: quite possibly
AirshipAl: lol
Cease: Hi Al, All
||||||||| Catherwood ushers EWeston inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Cease: My favourite ELP tune
Cease: EW
DJTweeny: Probably their all-time classic
AirshipAl: Mine 2
EWeston: Evening Tweeny, Rufus Cease Rebozoette Sam F, And Airship Al is back
DJTweeny: certainly introduced the world of popular music to the Moog synth
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Cat inside, makes a note of the time (8:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Cat: 2 places never gets old
DJTweeny: true
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
EWeston: One for each eye aye.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Shmolf into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:57 PM, then departs.
AirshipAl: Firesign connection to the Boy bands????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwhEEWuL0wM
rebozoette: hey ew airship al is back
DJTweeny: Hi Smolf
EWeston: Shmolf, how do you pronouce it?
AirshipAl: And better than never!
Cat: we need a tune now for john glen
rebozoette: yeah
EWeston: As my nuncle often told me.
Shmolf: Ola
rebozoette: always fun to have ya's
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and Lil steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
Shmolf: Think of golf shmolf
Cease: always fun to be here.
EWeston: Mz Lil
Cat: Hi Lil
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
Lil: Hi friendly group
EWeston: I'd need a spotter for that
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 08, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Cease: Ossman begging
Shmolf: Here's a pickle
Cease: but cleverly
Lil: Who cares about caring to care if I care?
EWeston: A careless state fer shurrr
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: THE LIVE EARL JIVE INTERVIEWS TAYLOR JESSEN
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out FIRESIGN’S NEW DVD Set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html'
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html
AirshipAl: Some new P & B video from Syracuse University 1974 recently found. More may be on the way. The material was Taylor-sponsored.
Cease: we will see you shortly, if you are a portly
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pre-Order the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: With the Port salute in the sidecar.
Cat: Surveillance video?
AirshipAl: By the way, happy Birthday to John "Zachariah" Rubenstein!!!
EWeston: A film which somehow found its way to Kalispell Mont in the mid sixties.
DJTweeny: 7 hours on 2 DVDs
AirshipAl: The DVD set has some of the Firesign rarities I've been preserving since 1974!
DJTweeny: nice :)
Cease: ive seen a bunch of them. they're very good
Cease: what taylor is talking about now is really exciting
AirshipAl: The quality's been improved.
Cease: good to hear. really
||||||||| Merlyn sneaks in around 9:09 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
Cease: merl
Merlyn: hey
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Glen into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:10 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: Hi Glen
Glen: Hola, amigos latinos!
AirshipAl: Buenas roaches!
Cat: Mr Banks. Ar you saved?
DJTweeny: lol
Glen: Reefer Madness. I saw it with Journey to the Past by Neil Young
EWeston: Hasty lombago
Glen: and MSP
Glen: Yes. Saved.
Lil: Can I have a loan?
Cease: or stoned fireperson
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html
Lil: Well that leaves me out
EWeston: Nobody asks for a second fruit loaf
Lil: Nobody asks for a first fruit loaf
AirshipAl: 1993...but for you 1990!!!
DJTweeny: what a deal, Ralph!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with PrincipalPoop close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:15 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
DJTweeny: Hi PincP
PrincipalPoop: hallo
EWeston: That's beside the fruit loaf
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pre-Order the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: Hi PP
Lil: Poop dear
PrincipalPoop: is fruit loaf like a fruit cake?
Cat: poop
Lil: What's beside the fruit loaf?
EWeston: Denser, the dentist's friend I calls it.
DJTweeny: lol @ cashish
PrincipalPoop: the lute float?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
||||||||| 9:17 PM: jahgust jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Cease: you want some hashish?
AirshipAl: I had yors once. I needed antibiotics.
PrincipalPoop: j'accuse jahgust
DJTweeny: Hi jaghust
Cat: Hi Joe
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: I left Ecckes there, so its all quantum at this point.
PrincipalPoop: yes please
jahgust: Hey all! Been a while
DJTweeny: I'll post this in the interview section of the archive
EWeston: Yowser Jahgust
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html
PrincipalPoop: how's tricks since whenever jahgust?
Glen: Boss! Hitbound!
PrincipalPoop: a nice beat but kind of hard to dance to
Cease: booker t
rebozoette: silly tilly
EWeston: Try it with three
PrincipalPoop: washington or mgees?
jahgust: Things a been tricky fer sure.
EWeston: I don't care about your private life.
PrincipalPoop: cool, I can dig that
jahgust: Sounds like I just missed an interview! Was that Jive?
Cat: but the govt does
jahgust: Oh der iy sez it right there at the top!
Cat: much older than wheni last heard him, and that was a few monthes ago
EWeston: Yep, I can already feel Don's clamy eye's on me.
rebozoette: spell that
PrincipalPoop: they are in everybody's eggs dear
||||||||| Catherwood ushers s into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:24 PM, then departs.
EWeston: Only in a month with a R in it.
s: Howdy
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
PrincipalPoop: s huh, how do?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “STANDING ROCK FREBERG”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
||||||||| Catherwood enters with shoes for the dead close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:25 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
EWeston: A man of few letter, I like that.
Cat: s
DJTweeny: Hi s
||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
PrincipalPoop: shoes, stick out your tongue
Cease: actually standing rock was Side A, 2 weeks ago.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Cat: shoes
shoes for the dead: puter woudn't let me on
EWeston: Evening Elayne
PrincipalPoop: E it is E
Glen: Oh, Elayne!
shoes for the dead: hey Elayne
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
EWeston: THose shoes snuck in again?
Cat: Hi El
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
rebozoette: hi e
shoes for the dead: sneekers
Elayne: Another year older an... well, not deeper in debt yet but just wait until Cheeto Jesus takes office...
jahgust: Elayne!
Cat: good one, el
DJTweeny: lol @ Cheeto Jesus
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Merlyn: Hey E
EWeston: All seekers wear sneekers
Elayne: Tween, I wish I could take credit. Apparently it was a conservative Twitter user who coined that.
Elayne: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/6/16/1539585/-Cheeto-Jesus-A-New-Meme-is-Created-Republican-Consultant-Rick-Wilson-Lays-Waste-To-Donald-Trump
DJTweeny: funny :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the press release for the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/pressrel/20161130.html
Elayne: My cubicle neighbor (also a leftist like me) loves that moniker, I picked it up from her.
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
DJTweeny: Can't wait to see the political cartoons
Elayne: I really need to ask her if she's heard of Firesign, she'd be about the type.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pre-Order the new EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG DVD set at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
EWeston: The swamp looks towards having a good four years
PrincipalPoop: moniker lewinsky
Elayne: We've had to keep our political leanings on the down-low around our other neighbor, who voted for the Marmalade Man
shoes for the dead: the twit in charge
Elayne: But that gal is moving to another office on Monday so maybe we'll get to be more open about things...
AirshipAl: Well folks, it's been surreal. I must go. Happy Holidaze if I don't see ya on the funway before!!!
PrincipalPoop: yes, his supporters are passionate, ciao AI
AirshipAl: Hi Elayne!!!
Elayne: Ran into a coworker in the pantry who had to flee when the Trumpster's name was mentioned in the tee-vee. I laughed, I said "I feel the same way,it's hard for me to even visit the pantry any more!"
shoes for the dead: see ya Al
Cat: thanks for dropping by, al
Elayne: Al, my little dumpling! You take care!!
EWeston: Did you hear the Pope today called fake news enthusiats shit eaters?
jahgust: I am hoping for an xmas surprise from the electors!
Elayne: Jah, I hope you're not holding your breath. That can be painful.
EWeston: By Al
AirshipAl: Take care all.
Cat: keep em flying
jahgust: Night Al
Elayne: Love it, EWeston! Really never thought I'd hear a pope make feces refs.
PrincipalPoop: i don't believe a word of that Eweston, the king of the mole people told me to ignore the pope.
EWeston: He's been good for Catholics. I hope he sticks around for a while
||||||||| "9:32 PM? 9:32 PM!!" says Catherwood, "SidFudd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as SidFudd enters and sits on the couch.
jahgust: No. I am holding other stuff...now I'm holding it over here...
SidFudd: Has my interview finished yet?
Cease: Taylor. in 2 places!
Elayne: Cophrophagia, my friends! http://www.newsweek.com/pope-francis-compares-consumption-fake-news-eating-feces-529550
shoes for the dead: hey Fudd
Cease: this is my 2nd freberg collage
DJTweeny: Hi Sid, great interview :-)
EWeston: Fred been feeding you a line PP. I hate to day it. snicker.
Cease: very firesonian
Glen: Imagine. It happened so much they needed to make up a WORD for it.
jahgust: Fudd, Taylor...who am you anyhow?
EWeston: Say it too.
Cease: you'll get my cashish soon.
Elayne: Cat, you know the binding tie there is probably Mark Evanier. He's worked with both Freberg and Proctor.
Cease: really?
Cease: i should have consulted him before making these collages
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
rebozoette: plume it
Elayne: me@povonline.com
Elayne: Tell him I sent you.
PrincipalPoop: Didn't you blow my mind this time, didn't you?....
EWeston: My cat is in charge of all plumes
Elayne: Mark knows pretty much everyone and everything. And he's a very good and funny writer as well.
jahgust: smelly cat smelly cat what are they feeding you...
Cease: will do, el. as soon as tween finishes playing this, i'll have them both in shape to post on facebook and send to whoever's interested
Elayne: When he took us to the Magic Castle, we spotted Penn & Teller in the parking area waiting for their valet-parked car. Very cool.
EWeston: Sardine guts and anchovie eyes. These are some of my favorite things
Cease: did you hear side A last week? i think i posted it on facebook
Cease: Standing Rock Feberg
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
jahgust: I am diggin the mash up Cat!
Cat: Taylor, speaking of cashish, does Canada count as America or are we international at a higher price?
Rufus_T_Firetween: both are at that link ^^
Glen: I miss Jesse White. He was my friend. Sad.
Cease: i've sent that link to several folks, tween
EWeston: The vetrans who showed up to help at Standing Rock appologised to the Souix before they left. It was moving.
shoes for the dead: can Canadia count that high?
Cat: stop tracking mud all over my nice clean kitchen rug
PrincipalPoop: how high?
Cat: fudd?
shoes for the dead: as America
EWeston: The speed of a class act.
Cat: so, $35 instead of $45?
EWeston: The Souix graciously accepted the apology
Glen: Art O' the Insane is one of the best Austin bits ever.
rebozoette: lounge loungers
jahgust: I always pee on my canvases.
EWeston: Asphalt is now my favorite media.
DJTweeny: I love them :)
Elayne: Tween, when's Taylor due? I'm fading fast...
Glen: he came and went
DJTweeny: already played, E :/
Elayne: Oh no... so sorry I wasn't here sooner...
Elayne: OK then, I'm calling it a nigh. It's a night.
DJTweeny: I'll post it at the archive, should be up by tomorrow night, E
Glen: You'll buy one anyway.
rebozoette: nite e
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
PrincipalPoop: ciao E
shoes for the dead: see ya El
jahgust: Thx Tweeny. I want to hear that as wel!!
jahgust: Buy El!
Cat: by e
SidFudd: I can summarize. DVD, 2 discs, 7 hours, EYKIW, MSP, 3 hours home movies, Les Crane Show (audio only), Jack Poet ads, "Questions & Answers" live at UCSC 1975, lots of bonus extras, wotta deal.
DJTweeny: yeah, check that link tomorrow evening
DJTweeny: and of course, I'll announce the replay of this show on FB and Twitter tomorrow per usual
jahgust: I sent my monies for the dvd set!
Cease: el was just here looking for you, fudd
SidFudd: Yes indeed Mr. Auger!
jahgust: Wait, have we ever seen El and Fudd in the same room at once?
Cease: about canadian price, fuddy
EWeston: Well there were those suggestive shaddows in the Time's Square sewer
Cease: i think this is the funniest part of this side
SidFudd: Sorry Cat but it's now $20 minimum for us to get a package to Canada. International order shipping went through the roof in the USA this year
shoes for the dead: source for this, Cat?
Cease: wow
DJTweeny: oooops
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “FREEBURG’S USA SIDE B”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/'
Cease: bummer
DJTweeny: better
Cease: for what, shoes?
rebozoette: fraudy
shoes for the dead: this bit, but fween shoewd it
DJTweeny: lol
DJTweeny: they're both at the archive, shoes
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/
PrincipalPoop: let's eat! that is what I am going to do, ciaooo
||||||||| At 9:51 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, PrincipalPoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Cease: by poop
EWeston: A happy tummy to you bye
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
jahgust: Buy Poop
Cease: too bad el and al, who were both at this show, couldnt stay to hear it.
rebozoette: witch sandywitch'
EWeston: There sandywitch
Cat: who thinks that?
Cat: you contributed to this.
EWeston: Cultists
EWeston: They cut the crusts off them
SidFudd: Hey you guys, I got everybody some Peppermint Bark from Trader Joe's. Here you go
SidFudd: *chocolate comes through everyone's monitors*
jahgust: They're still warm!
Cease: that's amazing.
EWeston: Seasonal seasoned grit to you thur
shoes for the dead: mine are throbbing
Cat: like dead tuna
EWeston: Quick the thorazin!
DJTweeny: Flipper's dead??
Glen: The Year of Jubilo
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Lil: Bye group
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
jahgust: night Lil!
EWeston: Under the smite sign of Fred's corns
Cease: Bye lil. Thanks for you help on this.
shoes for the dead: tske care,Lil
EWeston: By Lil
Lil: Who do you think you are? You brought up the subject of hash
Lil: My bad, sorry kids. Don't worry I'll make up for it.
Rufus_T_Firetween: OK folks, I went ahead and posted the interview. It's available now
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
jahgust: MMM Hash!
Rufus_T_Firetween: scroll down the page to the Interviews section
rebozoette: this is grand
DJTweeny: very fun stuff
shoes for the dead: tired eyes, gonna listen out
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
DJTweeny: rest well shoes
EWeston: rest well shoes
Cease: sleep well, shoes
||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd in through the front door at 10:11 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
llanwydd: good evening
Cease: hi llan
EWeston: We're grate hear
DJTweeny: Hi llan
Cease: sounds like the plot of The Mouse that Roared
||||||||| Sam Flagg climbs in through the window at the ungodly hour of 10:14 PM
Cease: Sam
EWeston: All right's reserved. All rites preserved. Al right!
Sam Flagg: How Is Everyone?
Cease: both reserved and preserved
Cease: Happy Birthday, David
rebozoette: thanks cat
EWeston: Tickling a Krekan's chin. Yourself?
Sam Flagg: How Is Everyone?
jahgust: Gotta go beddy byes for early work tomorrow. Happy Haps David Ossman! Night awl! Catherwood, I await the adventure that is you kicking me out!
||||||||| Catherwood kickings jahgust out.
Cease: by jah
||||||||| Around 10:16 PM, jahgust walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: David Ossman's “HOW TIME FLYS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out HOW TIME FLYS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=htf'
EWeston: Class eixit
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: "If you're still in the green." = alive
Cease: aha?
Cease: i didnt know that.
DJTweeny: Yeah, listen to it again ;)
Cease: you can learn new things from firesign forever
DJTweeny: no doubt
rebozoette: clamp town
rebozoette: camp frown
Cease: do dah, do dah
EWeston: Its Flavin on the rail.
rebozoette: jingle something
llanwydd: Ive only heard that word niner once before
EWeston: He still won't come down.
Cease: i bet john glen used it.
rebozoette: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
EWeston: Military radio speak
llanwydd: if I am not mistaken it was in the film 2001
DJTweeny: could be
rebozoette: headway
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
EWeston: And cake walk into town
rebozoette: wee
Cease: tiny
rebozoette: gorgun
EWeston: When is the gor season opening?
rebozoette: been open for a spell
rebozoette: the gor is timeless
EWeston: All I got is a few runes
Cease: he won the popular vote too.
rebozoette: that sll ya need
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
rebozoette: ya what shut him up
EWeston: And my proud and mumbled frank you as well!
rebozoette: north pecksville is in the picture
EWeston: But Spellvina Murching remains unseen
||||||||| Cat leaves at 10:38 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
rebozoette: the quantum quanto
DJTweeny: Any requests for next week, folks?
EWeston: We all await the colllapse of her wave
Cease: cat dissappeared?
DJTweeny: chasing a mouse, doubtless
Cease: not a roaring one, i hope
EWeston: Another metaphysical moment.
EWeston: Played Rolly Madiens recently?
rebozoette: limp if ya know this one
Cease: yeah, mixed with some of the tales of the old detective? down under danger?
Cease: there's tons of great austin.
Cease: great Xmas tale on that compiliation too. one of their few
EWeston: I have talk with a limp to do that
DJTweeny: Played Maidens in June, so would be fine
rebozoette: haha ew limp that whole body
DJTweeny: I'll do Xmas stuff on the 22nd
Cease: good plan.
DJTweeny: Old Detective and Down Under, check
rebozoette: slipper slips
EWeston: I had a whole body lisp this year
DJTweeny: sure, I'll do Maidens and stuff from BoD next week :)
DJTweeny: lol EW
EWeston: I foolishly tried to walk through it.
rebozoette: don't drag that behind you
EWeston: I was unbearable adorable for a month and a half
DJTweeny: 34F in Austin, quite cool for us
DJTweeny: stop it Cat
rebozoette: pillow pillow
Cease: on the cat, go on the dog.
EWeston: You've got air from the arctic circle in Texas
DJTweeny: yes I know
EWeston: Kinda balmey in Alaska
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
DJTweeny: and this is south central TX
EWeston: Points north even colder
DJTweeny: The Panhandle may be getting snow
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
EWeston: So are we, just a little though
rebozoette: cold damp greeey daze of the season
rebozoette: have some eee's
EWeston: I just put one out.
rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny EWeston rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween thanks for a nice evening cat and tweeny rule
rebozoette: chow all bella
EWeston: See yez RBT
llanwydd: great album
Cease: indeed
EWeston: night all, a good evening
Cease: thanks again, tween
Cease: bye
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, Cease rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 11:09 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Johan Amadeus Myjetski', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey there's only one guy down there. Hello Johan!
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| SidFudd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sam Flagg - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Firehead - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| s - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Glen - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| AirshipAl - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lil - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
AirshipAl
Cat
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Firehead
Glen
jahgust
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
s
Sam Flagg
Shmolf
shoes for the dead
SidFudd

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