||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 17, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "11:54 AM and late as usual, it's shmolf, just back from Funfun Town." ||||||||| At 11:54 AM, shmolf dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Zooky Fogg', just granted probation at 7:30 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| "7:44 PM? 7:44 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mike should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mike enters and sits on the couch. ||||||||| "7:45 PM? 7:45 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits in front of the fireplace. DJTweeny: Evenin' folks... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 7:47 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| It's 7:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mike - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 8:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Alan Parsons Project) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:53 PM, then departs. llanwydd: hi DJTweeny: Hi llan llanwydd: which AP album is this, tween? Rufus_T_Firetween: Turn Of A Friendly Card llanwydd: I had I Robot years ago ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" llanwydd: I think that was what it was called Rufus_T_Firetween: Love that one too ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com steps in at 8:55 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| Outside, the 8:55 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. llanwydd: hi timm DJTweeny: Hi EW, Timm llanwydd: hey wes TimmMcCoy.com: HOWDY ALL! DJTweeny: Howdy do... ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: Evening Tweeny Illan, Mr. Tim ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Cat in through the front door at 8:56 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Beet close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:56 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom. llanwydd: hey cat Beet: Very nice album. Which one is it? Evening all. DJTweeny: The theme of this album is gambling, and Cat's new collage is called "Gambling on The Firesign Theatre" ;) DJTweeny: Hi Cat, Beet TimmMcCoy.com: OK what music do we have tonight? llanwydd: turn of a friendly card EWeston: The cat and Beet combp, sweet. Beet: Hi Mr. Cat Cat: Hi all DJTweeny: It's in the heading, Timm DJTweeny: Turn Of A Friendly Card Beet: Hi EW, Llan, Timm TimmMcCoy.com: Oh, I see, new glasses they suck. I LOVE Alan Parsons, especially I, Robot! Beet: Hi Dr. Tween TimmMcCoy.com: Yo Beet! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and shoes for the dead waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Hi shoes llanwydd: hey shoes Cat: this is really nice TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, get me a vodka martini would you? ||||||||| Catherwood gets TimmMcCoy.com a vodka martini would you. ||||||||| Rocky enters at 8:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. shoes for the dead: Howdy EWeston: Soft shoes Beet: Evenin' shoes DJTweeny: Hi Rocky Beet: Hi Rocky EWeston: Hi Rocky TimmMcCoy.com: ROCKY! shoes for the dead: hey rocky ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 17, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'rebozoette', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Cat: Mr. Rococo EWeston: Wacht me pull a rabbit out of my hat. Rocky: Howdy Cat: Rebo llanwydd: hi rebo EWeston: Ms. Ette DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette Beet: Howdy rebozoette TimmMcCoy.com: Whens the new FST DVD out? rebozoette: Beet Cat DJTweeny EWeston llanwydd rebozoette Rocky shoes for the dead TimmMcCoy.com evenen all hows stuff anf thanks tweeny shoes for the dead: hey Reboz Rocky: So, are there any scripts available for their stuff? Cat: yes EWeston: Two early books. Now pretty rare Rocky: Sweetness! shoes for the dead: marching to Shiboleth is one, Rocky Beet: A nice religeous opening to a nice religeous program. DJTweeny: Marching To Shibboleth is a newer release of the two original 'Big Books' Cat: there is a new book, yeah shiboleth ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Medium Richard into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:02 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi Richard Cat: that has the script for EYK in it which i'd love to see. shoes for the dead: hey med Beet: I always laugh at that quote Medium Richard: Where am I? ...oh. EWeston: Well met though rare Medium Cat: you're here. TimmMcCoy.com: Sure Rocky, https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Beet: A Medium welcome rebozoette: yeah llanwydd: 3 faces didnt have ossman either Cat: Perfect combination, Tween shoes for the dead: the movie eobe is completely diferent DJTweeny: yeah, but that wasn't Firesign branded, was it llan? DJTweeny: Thought it fit, Cat :) Cat: entirely Beet: Wasn't there some discussion about making an actual game out of this? llanwydd: I think it was Cat: i think so rebozoette: lol Medium Richard: We need more drunk snakes. DJTweeny: Right you are, llan DJTweeny: The Firesign Theatre Presents... DJTweeny: didn't know it didn't include Ossman EWeston: Tiny bottles. In my head. Medium Richard: Night on Bald... something... llanwydd: great album but it would have been better with david Beet: Night On Bald Mountain ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “THE PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PINK HOTEL at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd' TimmMcCoy.com: LUNCH WORMS! EWeston: Evening in a hairy liver Medium Richard: that's it! rebozoette: waffles Rufus_T_Firetween: Love that one too Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln EWeston: I'll guard your waffle till death do part us both TimmMcCoy.com: This is Side (Disc) Two Track One, next track is Breakfest With The Brunts rebozoette: ew needs syrup catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to rebozoette and says "My ears are burning..." ||||||||| Outside, the 9:12 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving NancyKat coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. TimmMcCoy.com: I LOVE EAT! rebozoette: sorry ew EWeston: Not the corn surup! NOOOOoo!!! Beet: Catherwood give everyone some burning ears ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone some burning ears. DJTweeny: Hi Nancy ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s - “EAT OR BE EATEN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out EAT OR BE EATEN At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe' shoes for the dead: hey nancyc TimmMcCoy.com: Caterwood another Dirty Martini! ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." rebozoette: sour gums it is Beet: Hi Nancy Cat: Nancy rebozoette: good one catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside rebozoette and yells "My ears are burning..." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln NancyKat: Beet, Cat, Shoes, Tweeny! EWeston: Catherwood gets ughly ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside EWeston and says "My ears are burning..." ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:14 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Medium Richard: They're in everybody's bugs. cease: my alter ego shoes for the dead: Cat squared EWeston: And rightly so Beet: cease may I introduce you to Cat ||||||||| Outside, the 9:15 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn cease: Merl Beet: Hi Merl shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn EWeston: Don't let the cat out Merlyn cease: Hi Me. Cat: High yourself rebozoette: cat squared fever rebozoette: cat squared fever shoes for the dead: Jaime? rebozoette: echo typer lol Beet: No, I'm me. That's just a holygram. TimmMcCoy.com: I have all of the Firesign Thetare's Stoned Live Radio series. Anyone else have these? EWeston: It's too late in the year to be a ghost TimmMcCoy.com: All from 1970 & 1972 Cat: not me Beet: Are the disembodied seasonal? EWeston: Chi Chi Cat: different from their DOMM shows? TimmMcCoy.com: Yes EWeston: They usually are Christmas shopping this time of year TimmMcCoy.com: I have hours of these. shoes for the dead: i thought DOMM was all inclusive Medium Richard: ...the ghastly bell... Cat: does taylor have it? EWeston: The seonce tell TimmMcCoy.com: Not these. I've never heard of them other than the ones I have. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com rebozoette: the earth ate itself ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" ||||||||| Catherwood leads Ralph in through the front door at 9:22 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi Ralph EWeston: And gave a mighty burp Cat: ralph Beet: My momma said she loved me but she could be jivin' too. Ralph: thoroughly scorched, actually... shoes for the dead: hey Ralph Beet: Howdy Ralph EWeston: Not char singed ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Ralph: howdy, friends............ EWeston: Ello Ralph DJTweeny: MY STREAMER MACHINE JUST DIED TimmMcCoy.com: Ralph Medium Richard: Every week. DJTweeny: REBOOTING TimmMcCoy.com: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWeston: Clear! and... shoes for the dead: htought i was going deaf Medium Richard: These boots are made for... LInux LOader? Grand Unified Boot Loader? DJTweeny: I've never had the whole machine crash before :/ TimmMcCoy.com: Son of a B...........ack after these urds! DJTweeny: very old Mac PPC llanwydd: I thought my computer crashed Beet: is is icrophone orking? Medium Richard: Probably GRSL - grand unified shoe loader Ralph: ahhhhh good, it wasn't just me Cat: no sound Ralph: I didn't do it!! EWeston: Taffy, towel, passport Ralph: back on DJTweeny: OK128K STREAM IS BACK NOW Ralph: i'm just a patsy Beet: got it Medium Richard: right you are rebozoette: wee I said wee Cat: there it is DJTweeny: 16K STREAM BACK NOW TimmMcCoy.com: Wow, I use a Dell XPS gaming sysyten 64 bit DJTweeny: weird :( TimmMcCoy.com: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE GAME! rebozoette: room service EWeston: Your under arrest TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, a dirty martini! ||||||||| Catherwood ignores TimmMcCoy.com Medium Richard: I'm running QNX on a Furby. You're coming in loud and weird. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Nabby into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:28 PM, then departs. TimmMcCoy.com: Catherwood, A Dirty Martini! ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside TimmMcCoy.com and mumbles "Someone mention my name?" Nabby: Say thank you. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: Hi Nabby EWeston: Hey Nabby Beet: Hi Nabb llanwydd: you have to ask him nicely Nabby: Hey there shoes for the dead: harvested my meager 4 plants today rebozoette: grits kissin now available shoes for the dead: hey Nab Ralph: Badd Bros. Bait and Switch Store? rebozoette: hi nabby Nabby: Hey shoes Ralph: lololol Medium Richard: Live bait steaks - 6.99/pound. EWeston: A meager growing season? shoes for the dead: good season shoes for the dead: greenhouse Nabby: 11 weeks rebozoette: all kibble no bitz Nabby: 11-15 EWeston: Goota ask my siblings how their's went Nabby: hut Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com rebozoette: believe me EWeston: Alway's trust a Macedonian source Cat: always a good planet to visit rebozoette: oh yeah it stings EWeston: Barbarian? Medium Richard: Oh, it's at Shoplifter's. rebozoette: atlantian Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Since next Thursday is Thanksgiving, I won’t be doing a live show (I may put up a replay for people to listen to if anyone shows up). Also, we’ll have special guest DJ Timm McCoy doing the honors on Dec. 1 :-) Cat: My favouritre painter Medium Richard: orphans roasting hoboes EWeston: They have the best hedge funds cease: Someone llanwydd: we usually have a turnout on thanksgiving rebozoette: it struck the chord ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Beet: Pass the Indian please? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw shoes for the dead: early artof the insane EWeston: I'm going to be in transit myself Medium Richard: dessert behind your eyes... EWeston: Pipe cleaners usually help. shoes for the dead: watch out, most travel happens in transit EWeston: I'll be on the look out then EWeston: The youngest nephew is hosting his first T Day. I'm in charge of Mom transportation rebozoette: one step behind the other DJTweeny: lol shoes for the dead: neato rebozoette: do you get to keep one ew EWeston: Need to ease the Buick out of the garage for this EWeston: We'll see how they survive the crowd rebozoette: upchuch fertile Cat: speaking of indians, do you all know the line "look at those indians. they're a funny red colour" Cat: on Humbolt County DJTweeny: don't recall that one shoes for the dead: no EWeston: Upchuck fennel Beet: True love Cat: its not in the book of scripts, BBQ sauce. shoes for the dead: cept for the Kudzu Beet: He almost told us the answer Cat: great album shoes for the dead: anyone seen the EOBE movie? Cat: no one remembers the "funny red colour" line? ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Tracks from Firesign’s - “SHOES FOR INDUSTRY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out SHOES FOR INDUSTRY At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=sfi' Cat: it may be from a stage show shoes for the dead: it was on youtube a while back Beet: The movie comes with the reissue of EOBE shoes for the dead: neat, Beet!! ||||||||| Bunnyboy sneaks in around 9:46 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Ralph: a hit or a myth? shoes for the dead: hey Bun Bunnyboy : Happy Happy! Cat: HI Bun EWeston: Mr. ears Ralph: labia majora arcana Beet: Hi Bunny Ralph: Help, it's the police! DJTweeny: Hi Bunny EWeston: I'll get my basket cease: this was released as a single, as i recall shoes for the dead: a tisket DJTweeny: Yeah, they say that at the FST site Cat Beet: What? EWeston: It is awesome I'll grant Rufus_T_Firetween: "It's also the only CD release containing their 7" single "Forward Into The Past / Station Break", previously only available on vinyl." Medium Richard: Can't stand loud yeast... Bunnyboy : Waitaminnit! Cat AND cease? What''s going on? EWeston: Whistling all animal chorus? rebozoette: green and tallow cease: So one remembers the "indians a funny red colour" line? DJTweeny: this must have been such fun to make :) Beet: a symphony of whistles EWeston: He's in a bipolar orbit rebozoette: nope sir cat EWeston: Nope Cease shoes for the dead: no, cat cease: speaking of having fun making are you all watchng new pbs series, soundbreaking Cat: ill ask proc Ralph: hey, Jew guys... cease: footage of martin cfreating sounds with the beatles must have been what the firesign did Bunnyboy : (sings) He's up! He's down! He's all around! Beet: You can even fly over a wall EWeston: But few can stand on one. DJTweeny: a veteran cosmic rocker? Ralph: omg this is hilarious Medium Richard: inside their MINDS? Beet: A Moody reference EWeston: How many consider it. Half of those left can ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “MAGIC KEYS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' cease: i thought this was relavent for this week cease: this is the maron interview cease: used a big chunk of it in my Magic piece last week Medium Richard: the 666 club Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com shoes for the dead: get your kicks on route 666 Ralph: sosurce code Medium Richard: Yes!! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ DJTweeny: oops, this isn't Magic Keys lol ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “GAMBLING ON THE FIRESIGN THEATRE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' rebozoette: devil bedeviled eggs ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! shoes for the dead: Kesey? EWeston: Using God's food processor. cease: yes, his uiversity of virginia speech.its on youtube ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Ralph: finally, i can afford to pay someone to kill my husband! EWeston: Everyone has dreams, some sane even. Medium Richard: Such a deal. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** This new collage is available at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Medium Richard: bathroom remodeling madness Beet: Never been to Vegas EWeston: I never know where to put the bidet ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:04 PM and Johan Aamadeus Myjetski steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. EWeston: JAM, man Beet: Yo JAM Medium Richard: Vegas is wonderful. Nothing closes. DJTweeny: Hi Johan shoes for the dead: hey JAM rebozoette: never been to vagas DJTweeny: Medium Richard: Vegas is wonderful. Nothing closes. << including your wallet Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Hello E! Beet! DJT! Et al! Medium Richard: right cease: Maj rebozoette: no dream too small cease: this is a long piece from their xm shows Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: And shoes! Cease! EWeston: I've been to Midway. They're probably differant. Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Brb rebozoette: lol cease: im a lumber jack and i'm ok Medium Richard: Imported from Las Vegas... Ralph: Tibet Your Life cease: this is from my play Red Shift Medium Richard: Seeing Hank Henry topless is not on my list... cease: sound? shoes for the dead: Stark Naked was a Prankster cease: world? Beet: Well, FUCK THAT! cease: i just re-read EKAT and dont recall thagt. Beet: Excuse the French shoes for the dead: on the Bus shoes for the dead: freked out EWeston: Steal their wine Ralph: marshy wetlands overrun by beavers Medium Richard: underrun as well no doubt EWeston: And a few merkins trying to pass Cat: lol ew Medium Richard: It was THE Merkins - Heironymus and Clara. EWeston: In their high toned yellow runabout cease: another trump u. Medium Richard: Ha! shoes for the dead: groping 101 Beet: Is there now going to be a new meaning to "Playing a Trump" Ralph: hahahahahaha EWeston: Tree chewing 401 Ralph: nitrous oxide is expensive!! DJTweeny: Oh, many new 'Trump-isms' shall ensue in the comping years lol DJTweeny: *coming Beet: fuzzy right channel shoes for the dead: the gift that keeps on giving DJTweeny: yeah, that's the source EWeston: If he invites you and your young daughter to diner, find an excuse. DJTweeny: hehe EWeston: Heard Mitt Romney might be SoS? DJTweeny: yeah, saw that Beet: All of his offspring act kind of stiff, like soldiers. EWeston: Somebody sane at least DJTweeny: but what policies might he be representing, is the question ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: Never thought I'd say that about Romney Medium Richard: thought it was gambling ramblers... EWeston: Oh these all sorts of madmen jockying for position Ralph: awesomeness Cat Beet: That was great, Cat shoes for the dead: seenings that he is insanely rich Cat: glad you liked it EWeston: S'so good Cat rebozoette: great stuff rebozoette: thanks cat shoes for the dead: yuppers, another gem ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Tracks from Peter Bergman’s - “RADIO FREE OZ” show 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out RADIO FREE OZ At >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/' EWeston: And may have held any position longer than one day, but who knows Ralph: oh hi mz bozoette, didn't see ya listening there rebozoette: lol ralph Ralph: how about we bend a few in the doo-dah room EWeston: The tide is washing me thatta way Beet: I visited the former offices of Straight Arrow Books in S.F. Nobody around. Just a ghost town at the time. Medium Richard: Need to make another stop - sieze you guys next time ||||||||| "Hey Medium Richard!" ... Medium Richard turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:25 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... EWeston: Bless yah Beet: G'Night Medium Cat: By Med Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Nite MedRich ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ EWeston: Grave shift, I been there. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Peter Bergman’s FIRESIGN MEMBER PAGE at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Bergman Beet: Tonight is the anniversary! Cat: this is the anniversary isnt it Cat: much ref to it on facebook today DJTweeny: wow, I had no idea EWeston: Kewl DJTweeny: nice synchronicity :) Ralph: this is amazing DJTweeny: picked this out because the track time fit ;) Beet: How Cosmic ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" EWeston: Uh oh Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: The beginning of naked radio Bunnyboy : Eh? EWeston: I dropped out sorta Bunnyboy : Is no shame. GED! shoes for the dead: hay NSA guy EWeston: Nice suit. rebozoette: draft season Bunnyboy : I've been putting around the house. Time to fly. Nitey! EWeston: I'll get my union suit then Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Daft season, more like... ||||||||| Around 10:37 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset... shoes for the dead: Fools in space should have lasted a lot linger Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Nitty Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Bunnyboy Cat: by bun shoes for the dead: longer Beet: ow easily some audiences can be tricked. shoes for the dead: like a frump rally cease: this is really interesting ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: Gunna be a rough ride for them too Beet: We need another one today Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: True history here, and you'll not find this in the history textbooks Beet: A lot of the occurences in the foundation of FST is what might be called kismet. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Ralph: well played shoes for the dead: neat how he says it singullar-my felloe American ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" cease: it might, beet Beet: Just saw The Maltese Falcon again the other night. cease: good for you cease: they want you to pay atention to such things, shoes EWeston: I've been catching some MST 3000, for the first time Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: "I like talking to a man who likes talking " cease: almost all of thier work is educational in that sense. Cat: pete sure loved to talk Ralph: nice recovery DJ rebozoette: clink free cease: very true, ralph DJTweeny: Dammit, I keep forgetting that the iTunes podcasts default to remembering playback position :/ ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Lil into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:46 PM, then departs. Beet: Pete's thinking was so clear albeit revolutionary. DJTweeny: Hi Lil cease: Hi lil Beet: Howdy Lil EWeston: Lil very late shoes for the dead: you're late, Lil Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Agreed, Beet! Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Hi Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: il! Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Lil! Lil: Hi Tweeny Lil: Bite me the rest of you DJTweeny: lol EWeston: I'll never wash it Beet: Sweet Lil rebozoette: hi lil Lil: Hi gang shoes for the dead: see ya later Cat: How delightful to see you again, Lil Lil: Hi rebozoette Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Nite shoes! shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! rebozoette: nit shoes take care Lil: See ya next time shoes EWeston: Rest well shoes. Cat: leaving, shoes? Beet: Get some good rest, shoes. G'night. Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Nite, shoes! Cat: Sleep as well as you can EWeston: Mr. Bannon may have been on a salary from an S Pac ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Lil: Sigh, getting booted out already EWeston: We got the zombie eyed granny starver instead EWeston: Listen to the show later Lil it was very good Lil: Nice tag EW can you get orange in there too? Lil: I always do Lil: Thanks EW EWeston: Never during the mating season Lil: Orange you glad I asked though? cease:Tween wisely combined Pink Hotel with EOBE EWeston: To the punitary with ya Cat: Thanks again, Tween. Ralph: dang DJ you have done it again Beet: This was fun. Happy Thansgiving everyone. Great collage, Cat. Thanks, Tween. G'Night. EWeston: Yake care evertbody. Great show Ralph: orange you glad i didn't say banana? Johan Aamadeus Myjetski: Thanks, all! Love, love, love to all! Lil: You too Beet Cat: Thanks, Beet. ||||||||| EWeston is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:56 PM. rebozoette: Beet Cat cease DJTweeny EWeston Johan Aamadeus Myjetski Lil Merlyn rebozoette shoes for the dead Ralph nitey nite all and cat wonderful and tweeny yeah on : Yake care evertbody. Great show : To the punitary with ya rebozoette: banana rama ding song Ralph: nightie nite Re-ette DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Lil: Happy happy everyone rebozoette: see ya ralph Cat: Joy Joy too Ralph: happy happy Lilyt Ralph: see ya on the Funway ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Lil: Thanks Cat: By all Lil: Night all ||||||||| At 10:59 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Cat!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| At 10:59 PM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| At 11:20 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| llanwydd enters at 11:24 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Aamadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rocky - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bunnyboy
Cat
cease
DJTweeny
EWeston
Johan Aamadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Medium Richard
Nabby
NancyKat
Ralph
rebozoette
Rocky
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
TimmMcCoy.com
