||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 10, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 7:31 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 7:39 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR *** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR *** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at: 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **' ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:40 PM, dragging Captain Equinox by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" DJTweeny: Hi Captain ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Captain Equinox: HIYA, Kiddos! ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DJTweeny: warm-up music is a little late tonight DJTweeny: will start around 1/4 'till ||||||||| Outside, the 8:41 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving John Tabacco coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi John ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:42 PM, dragging ayleknight by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" John Tabacco: Where's my Nick Danger Vicks inhaler? DJTweeny: Hi knight John Tabacco: Where's my damn Nick Danger Vicks Inhaler? DJTweeny: Catherwoood, give John his Nick Danger Vicks Inhaler ||||||||| "8:43 PM? I'm late!" exclaims John Tabacco, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the garden. DJTweeny: oops ||||||||| 8:43 PM: John Tabacco jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" DJTweeny:DJTweeny: Catherwood, give John his Nick Danger Vicks Inhaler ||||||||| Catherwood brings john his nick danger vicks inhaler. John Tabacco: And it's all true! Captain Equinox: What about OLBAS? Captain Equinox: Music soon? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (various artists) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: your wish is my command DJTweeny: John McLaughlin on guitar ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Cat plummets into the garden at 8:49 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Cat ||||||||| Catherwood escorts EWeston inside, makes a note of the time (8:50 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi EW Cat: Hi chat EWeston: Hey Tweeny, Cat, captin, and some new names DJTweeny: meow ||||||||| Catherwood leads cease into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:51 PM, then departs. cease: ive got at least 2 lives EWeston: Multiple identity night? I feel unprepared. DJTweeny: meow DJTweeny: Mahavishnu Orchestra ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." DJTweeny: from 1976 EWeston: Some thing with nose flutes? cease: i was fond of this group cease: saw john m in van ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| John Tabacco - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Captain Equinox: Later Mavushnu incarnation.. EWeston: I saw Rolling Thunder leaving a restroom. They then let me use it. Captain Equinox: I loved the original lineup. EWeston: Bugaloo! ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Nino Penumbra', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... ||||||||| Beet waltzes in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Beet: Evening all ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT with special guest PHIL PROCTOR Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies rebozoette inside, makes a note of the time (8:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Captain Equinox: *honk honk*! ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 10, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" EWeston: Beester Beet: Hi Rebo Beet: Hi EW ||||||||| Merlyn steals in around 9:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:00 PM and llanwydd bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. llanwydd: NOT MY PRESIDENT rebozoette: ayleknight Beet Captain Equinox Cat cease DJTweeny EWeston Nino Penumbra hello and hello and haello and thanks Tweeny EWeston: Or Beetster ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's Lil, just back from Funfun Town." Beet: Hi Merl, Llan ||||||||| 9:01 PM: shoes for the dead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with The Other Nino P close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule. EWeston: Merly an llan Beet: Howdy Lil shoes for the dead: Howdy cease: the chat voice rebozoette: great show on tuesday EWeston: They rumble in suddenly Beet: Howdy shoes llanwydd: hows everybody? ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Merlyn: Kurt from Urt Beet: Nino rebozoette: wonder bar EWeston: I crawled done from the mantle to email my representative Beet: Hi Phil!!!! DJTweeny: yeah Merlyn rebozoette: hi Phil thanks shoes for the dead: phil twice in a week! The Other Nino P: This is the "other" Nino - I brained the first Nino with a penumbra. Cat: We care, Phil Captain Equinox: Dave's not here. man. The Other Nino P: Very excited to be here - Phil is a veritable syllable god. EWeston: What?? shoes for the dead: glad ya made it back, EW rebozoette: polarizing poles Beet: Here we are The Other Nino P: Hi, EWeston - What to you, too llanwydd: hopefully, the government will keep him in line ||||||||| At 9:04 PM, ayleknight vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! EWeston: Good to be back shoes shoes for the dead: hey ayle The Other Nino P: New to this realm - invited by a fellow Firehead. ||||||||| John Tabacco waltzes in at 9:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. EWeston: I too after alerting the authorities The Other Nino P: John Tabacco, you scoundrel!! ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'ayleknight', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:05 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... EWeston: 7,000,000 people who voted in 2012 didn't this time around Beet: I think there were a lot of closet Trump voters that came out to voter. rebozoette: we might have a new gov Captain Equinox: Hiya, Friends! ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:05 PM, dragging Phil P by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" The Other Nino P: Thanks - this is something I just heard about - feels like being inside Bergman's eternity mind! llanwydd: WELCOME, PHIL!!! ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" John Tabacco: Papoon! rebozoette: still counting and no counts were running ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Beet: Hi Phil The Other Nino P: Welcome, Phil P! ||||||||| "9:06 PM? 9:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "PrincipalPoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as PrincipalPoop enters and sits in the comfy chair. The Other Nino P: Phil - how do you feel about American girls? shoes for the dead: seems like won tthe unpopular vote DJTweeny: Hi PrincP EWeston: The GOP is down to 50 senators. No Scalia repalcements today Captain Equinox: Greeting from Evanston, IL! rebozoette: we need a hero PrincipalPoop: hello wow phil again cool Beet: I am a big fan of "Boomers". ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: The real Principal Poop? Cat: Were you on the Goat's Head Soup album? I seem to recall some story of this. llanwydd: lol llanwydd: LOL The Other Nino P: Phil - did you get to speak with Orson Welles about his work in the Federal Theatre when on Jaglom's film? PrincipalPoop: who me? who else could I be? Captain Equinox: !!! rebozoette: to far flug llanwydd: pot was a big winner this election Merlyn: We got the Orange Julius instead EWeston: Pot just passed in Maine today Beet: Stoned out logic, eh? rebozoette: rip it apart EWeston: Your back lighting is different The Other Nino P: Do we now go to pot, literally? rebozoette: haha Beet: A Cheesehead EWeston: Ed Mess (sp) is returning to public life I hear Cat: yes thats the story Cat: dangerous shoes for the dead: i thought they woukd sprout Captain Equinox: So that's what happened to my mind! EWeston: Palin Sec of Interior rebozoette: where is your favorite audience llanwydd: I think I will have to stop snorting pot PrincipalPoop: we take drugs seriously at my house EWeston: My cat refuses to Captain Equinox: I'm on drugs right now. DJTweeny: "I picked the wrong week to stop snorting pot." llanwydd: lol rebozoette: do you laugh at your own jokes Beet: I saw that movie. Had a crush on Tuesday. shoes for the dead: tuesday weld, wednesday solder The Other Nino P: You were remarkable in A SAFE PLACE - the scene where you're just standing there as Nicholson tries to seduce your character's girl, Tuesday Weld - it's SO awkward! EWeston: Thrusday! Funny car! Walnut. Merlyn: Bill was mad, too Lil: My burning question is can you please explain the origin of your phrase "MORE SUGAR"? ayleknight: more kudzu! PrincipalPoop: were there ever any uncontrollable giggles that interfered with taping an album? Cat: proctor and bergman bit, eating watches shoes for the dead: and the cheese logs llanwydd: I need to see that film Captain Equinox: It's a "dream sequence". The Other Nino P: Any thoughts, Phil, on the just-announced passing of Leonard Cohen at age 82? Just announced a few minutes ago. :-( Captain Equinox: Need to read My lunches with Orson. DJTweeny: awww, that's sad :( Captain Equinox: by Jaglom PrincipalPoop: ouch Beet: Are these stories in your book? PrincipalPoop: susan? ahhh bettyjo Cat: new yorker Beet: He just put out a new album Captain Equinox: Great stories! The Other Nino P: That near-endless loop of "Beyond the Sea" sung in French... yeah, need to watch Altman's McCABE & MRS. MILLER again to hear those exi-ghostly songs from Leonard Cohen. rebozoette: mind blown EWeston: My chili is sugar free. Though I do brine with it. rebozoette: and oil from the neighbors back yard PrincipalPoop: candy is dandy but liquor is quicker Captain Equinox: Loved the Reverence in a Bug's Life! The Other Nino P: Sugar is the ubiquitous snarly pig-beast of Earth's food thingies - j'accuse! Captain Equinox: *reference* Beet: lol llanwydd: I played arafat in a tv documentary rebozoette: quickly EWeston: Nope a little bacon fat though Captain Equinox: Now with MORE SUGAR on the cookie box in A Bug's Life Merlyn: Nancy was hot and sweet Captain Equinox: That's an Amish thing in the oatmeal. rebozoette: no taxes now right Captain Equinox: evil genitals shoes for the dead: how did the fools in space serries come about? EWeston: I ground some fresh peppers this time. EWeston: The president elect has already started walking back some stuff The Other Nino P: Did you see the new mocumentary from Christopher Guest for Netflix - MASCOTS? Fred Willard was uber-great per usual, but it felt to me very much a mishmosh. Did you like it? EWeston: The GOP is down to 50 senators Beet: It's a very large asylum we live in. PrincipalPoop: evolution is inevitable, struggle is an option Captain Equinox: Phil, have you seen any good movies lately? llanwydd: what president has ever kept his promises? EWeston: Scenery's nice too ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" The Other Nino P: Who speaks for the Aphids?! PrincipalPoop: smuggling, oh snuggling rebozoette: there ya go EWeston: The promise receivers may not be pleased Beet: It is all nonsense. rebozoette: thanks smile from ear to ear a real bozo one John Tabacco: I played the track “Dr. Whiplash” today on my radio show. Funny bit. Was that character based on some one you knew? Captain Equinox: Got Mine The Other Nino P: Any merit in comparing Trump to Daddy Warbucks? PrincipalPoop: wow EWeston: All those folks that were ready to attack Hillary 24/7, what are they going to do with their time now? Captain Equinox: More like Biff Tannen rebozoette: laugh with the laugh ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead disembarks at 9:23 PM. The Other Nino P: Bob & Ray - fantastic! PrincipalPoop: lool llanwydd: I worry about that, weston shoes for the dead: hey Mud Beet: Bob & Ray were truly great. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" PrincipalPoop: hi mudhead Beet: Hi Mud Captain Equinox: I've heard some Nichols and May rehearsal tapes - brilliant! DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead llanwydd: you think hillary is going to go to jail? ||||||||| At 9:24 PM, Mudhead dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." llanwydd: hey, muddy John Tabacco: You guys were always ahead of your time. Beet: Dr Laura. Is she still around? llanwydd: I used to lisen to C2C when I had insomnia ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" The Other Nino P: Mudhead came and went - that sounds like a filthy dime-store novel. EWeston: Trump said today he won't. What he'll say tomorrow, who knows The Other Nino P: Captain Equinox - Nichols & May are fantastic - "Mother, I've decided I want to become a nurse" rebozoette: be the bigger orange Beet: That would be a good move. The pardon, that is. shoes for the dead: enjoy the show rebozoette: the sun will ayleknight: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. PrincipalPoop: gay marriages and obama and obamacare, give the poor right a breather lool The Other Nino P: John Tabacco is right - Firesign is/was/always will be AHEAD!! ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:27 PM, dragging Mudhead by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Beet: LBJ avoided prosecution by becoming President. ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:27 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... DJTweeny: Hi Clem llanwydd: hey clem llanwydd: bo derek John Tabacco: Dudley Moore Merlyn: peter cook and dudley moore rebozoette: dudley mooore The Other Nino P: Dudley Moore, Peter Cook PrincipalPoop: tanner? that leather guy Merlyn: cook and moore shoes for the dead: hey clem Lil: DUDLEY MOORE The Other Nino P: It's up - Dudley & Peter! PrincipalPoop: peter sellers and spike lee, ahhh ten, not tanner llanwydd: they were great llanwydd: beyond he fringe llanwydd: the ayleknight: Spike Milligan EWeston: Das Goons! Merlyn: Cook and Moore in SuperThunderStingCar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riMHp28_cqw PrincipalPoop: milligan stew stewart pickard EWeston: The well known typing error. Cat: bastards Lil: Famous bit of theirs---one-legged actor auditioning for Tarzan ||||||||| Captain Equinox rushes off, saying "9:29 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Merlyn: Derek and Clive? ||||||||| Captain Equinox steps in at 9:30 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. The Other Nino P: Was it NOT ONLY BUT ALSO? Merlyn: Not Only But Also? ayleknight: Neddy Seagoon! cease: so am i llanwydd: I bet the album is on youtube PrincipalPoop: how can you be on two computers when you are no place at all shoes for the dead: how did the fools in space series come about? cease: i feel like hillary clinton EWeston: Gold ish star for Merlyn rebozoette: this is the touchstone Merlyn: I'll post it again Lil: Derek and Clive Captain Equinox : Nichols and May rehearsal tapes are hysterical! Merlyn: Cook and Moore in SuperThunderStingCar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riMHp28_cqw EWeston: You got the votes cat The Other Nino P: Has Bob Dylan ever heard your "Dylan Sings Opera: spoof commercial? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" John Tabacco: Did switching from recording to analog tape to a digital system affect the way you guys wrote and perform? ayleknight: Derek & Clkive is one of the filthiest albums I've ever heard. Merlyn: I flew in for each show, too The Other Nino P: Great question - John Tabacco. Lil: The Sisters of Saint Beryls---leaping nuns (Cook and Moore) Cat: lol ew ayleknight: Dudley Moore The Other Nino P: Will there ever be a FIRESIGN THEATRE documentary - perhaps on Netflix? Any talks on it? cease: i was responding with proc saying he was on 2 computers ayleknight: Derek & Clive. Beet: How does that feel? EWeston: With me elbows PrincipalPoop: your feelings on being a national treasure with the library of congress and such? Cat: i hope you got massaged Merlyn: He's hermitically sealed ayleknight: Derek & Clive Beet: That sounds like the Elvis story EWeston: Hermetic does good seal jobs Cat: pete lives on : How did he do THAT? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Captain Equinox inside, makes a note of the time (9:37 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. The Other Nino P: Real camera sounds! Merlyn: It's just ice cream llanwydd: welcome captain Beet: Howdy Cap'n rebozoette: legacy Captain Equinox: ouvre EWeston: A little chromium switch? Merlyn: welcome back captain, sorry about the bug The Other Nino P: Ouevre Captain Equinox: just back from the john. PrincipalPoop: wow rebozoette: compilations shoes for the dead: hey capn llanwydd: 50th? that makes me feel young The Other Nino P: Anthology Captain Equinox: When does your book come out? The Other Nino P: Hold the archives - I mean, anchovies! PrincipalPoop: use a pencil EWeston: I'm pro anthrapoloist Captain Equinox: It did. Beet: God how I wish I lived on the west coast. Lil:http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/leonard-cohen-dead-at-82-w449792 Merlyn: Taylor Jessen llanwydd: I have never even seen the west coast EWeston: Its wet ayleknight: RIP Leonard. Merlyn: It's near the water, llan llanwydd: I bet ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Clem - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... PrincipalPoop: vicodanian? shoes for the dead: on the left side EWeston: Not during the mating season ayleknight: west coast too expensive. rebozoette: the joke went on too far EWeston: Trump as today's roll model... rebozoette: is a pauper ||||||||| Outside, the 9:42 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. PrincipalPoop: Hi E llanwydd: he seems to young Cat: makes sense DJTweeny: Hey E llanwydd: too Elayne: Evenin' fellow travelers. Glad I could make it to commiserate with you this evening. Cat: hi el Captain Equinox: It's a bad Omen. Beet: Disturbing synchronicity. rebozoette: alfie EWeston: Ales Jones may finally feel safe Merlyn: what's it all about alfie shoes for the dead: hey Elayne Elayne: I wasn't this depressed with Bush, Reagan, even Nixon. Merlyn: hi E John Tabacco: How did you decide on the art work of your records? Did you have total freedom from the record company to do what you wanted? Are there some covers that never made the cut? EWeston: Mz Elayne PrincipalPoop: Bend over and roll up your arm, do you want regular or premium? llanwydd: alex jones is the biggest idiot in the media Merlyn: a bad remake of the Omen? rebozoette: hi e Elayne: Hello Phil P, thanks for gracing us. The Other Nino P: These threads are like the Burroughs "cut up" novels! Captain Equinox: RW comentator Merlyn: alex jones is a total paranoid nut Beet: Don't bother finding out rebozoette: yellow bumps EWeston: A Trump supporter, likes conspiracy, and Lizard Overloards Elayne: Don't look up any of these people, it's only going to depress you more. Merlyn: Trump is Deputy Dan -- "The only thing we have to fear, is me" Elayne: Except, you know, Lizard Overlords are kinda cool. DJTweeny: lol ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: A certain style yes Elayne: Hoping you Californians are getting goodly stretched LEGALLY now. PrincipalPoop: humor, don't let the bastards get you down. Here in the future ahh, clem ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" The Other Nino P: The reading of the final immense sentence from Joyce's ULYSSES - wow! ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" EWeston: A certain style yes DJTweeny: yeah E :) Elayne: NY is a medical marijuana state, and my state is one of depression for at least the next few years. Now I just need a doctor's note. Beet: I wish the four of you had been around to comment on this current craziness. PrincipalPoop: the king of the mole people assures me everything will be fine ||||||||| ayleknight leaves at 9:45 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." llanwydd: I liked the Next World art the best EWeston: Pardon me the screens gone all unslightly light purple Beet: Love the Dwarf cover. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'ayleknight', just granted probation at 9:46 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Elayne: It's like Sisyphus with the boulder, only I feel like this time the big rock's just run us over. EWeston: cameo by the Mexican Mole Men last Sunday The Other Nino P: Phil - have you ever had a dog who actually admitted to you that he had flown a spaceship? Merlyn: Phil Hartman(n) did the Fighting Clowns album cover DJTweeny: right, I remember that ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" llanwydd: I had the Dwarf insert poster on the wall of my dorm when I was in college EWeston: Add to above, I saw a Captain Equinox: Land o' Goshen! PrincipalPoop: What is Art Holeflapper like in real life? rebozoette: thank you Cat: i love photography too. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Beet: Pop up EWeston: The Wild Wild World of Batwoman Captain Equinox: Pop up - Sex? what a match! llanwydd: hi happy ayleknight: Get the senator back in the bus Captain Equinox: When is your book coming out? ||||||||| 9:50 PM: DadSir2U jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" DJTweeny: Hi Dad The Other Nino P: Have to leap back into the void - love ya, Phil! Joy to all others, too! llanwydd: hey Dad ||||||||| The Other Nino P departs at 9:50 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" PrincipalPoop: believe it or don't rebozoette: things get stranger DadSir2U: Hi kids PrincipalPoop: night nino EWeston: ...Goodbye? Nino Captain Equinox: April Fools? Perfect. PrincipalPoop: hi pop Beet: Can't wait Elayne: May I please opt for "friend" instead of "stranger"? PrincipalPoop: related to carlos castanada? shoes for the dead: hey Dad llanwydd: I remember paul sand Beet: Levant the great curmudgeon llanwydd: Friends and Lovers Merlyn: Paul Sand was also in The Hot Rock PrincipalPoop: taluka lake, I thought she starred in peyton place rebozoette: will you film it? Beet: Also an amazing pianist Cat: Sounds amazing. John Tabacco: Are there any specific types of food you enjoy consuming? (Let’s Eat!) PrincipalPoop: bingo rebozoette: wish I was on the left coast ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:53 PM, dragging Johan Amadeus Myjetski by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" DJTweeny: Hi Johan shoes for the dead: hey JAM llanwydd: I have never been on the left coast PrincipalPoop: do you go to movies or films? ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Beet: Any hot blondes in your neighborhood? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi shoes! EWeston: Pot friendly north to south Elayne: EWeston, is it legal in OR and WA as well? Captain Equinox: Worker Speaking. Captain Equinox: Hold the Sign High! Merlyn: I knew about the strike Elayne: Recreationally? ||||||||| Around 9:55 PM, ayleknight walks off into the sunset... rebozoette: wow wheres that news Cat: Makes perfect sense. EWeston: Previously down in both Oregon, and Washington. At least a half dozen shops within 10 miles near me shoes for the dead: barely medical legal here Beet: And the gamers make a gazillion bucks EWeston: Not sure about Ca's law, yes in Washington Elayne: Damn EW, so jealous... llanwydd: I am in florida and pot won a victory here Elayne: I was surprised re OR, I thought that referendum lost. EWeston: I;m gruntled about it. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I heard it went yes in AR... DJTweeny: Voice Actors Strike Against Video Game Companies - http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/10/22/498954253/voice-actors-strike-against-video-game-companies EWeston: My sister and hubby are growing down there llanwydd: having trouble with your apostrophe like I am weston? rebozoette: thank you PrincipalPoop: thanks for being for art instead of the brass ring, you done did good EWeston: Main finally passed its today llanwydd: LOL EWeston: Fingers in the dark molesting a keyboard me. You? llanwydd: Here Now or Hear Now? rebozoette: cartoons PrincipalPoop: shhhh, you are speaking over the chat here DJTweeny: lol EWeston: Don't hear. I can't think you Merlyn: What does Katz think of that? llanwydd: lol PrincipalPoop: whaaaat? Beet: Sounds like a very rich existence for you, Phil. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Captain Equinox: Love you, Phil! Beet: lol Cat: lol rebozoette: I love all bozos shoes for the dead: thanks for the visit, Phil! ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: From the world of information to a world of meaning llanwydd: my grandmother had that rebozoette: honey EWeston: Stem cells Phil? Beet: May it be so. Cat: thank you phil shoes for the dead: open up your cells and let go rebozoette: we have you in our thoughts Phil John Tabacco: No underware by the year 2020. Wish you well Phil. EWeston: Salacious future on that Captain Equinox: Growing old ain't for sissies! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks, Phil, for all the laughs through the times... Merlyn: A retinue of retinologists EWeston: Ten four Captin ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Beet: A Cartoon President Captain Equinox: Thanks, EW rebozoette: speak up troop Beet: Reminiscent of the 60's. DJTweeny: could be like another Nixon era ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: Counter pretzel march Hooo1 rebozoette: boom on boomer Cat: you create a greater out there EWeston: Love everybody you can Beet: These are wise words. DJTweeny: indeed Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hopeful words as well Cat: makes sense llanwydd: Great to have you here, Phil? rebozoette: love EWeston: Love ya Phil Beet: LOVE YOU PHIL!!!!!!!!! shoes for the dead: see ya phil Captain Equinox: Love to you! llanwydd: didnt mean to do the ? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love love love! rebozoette: yes please Merlyn: nite phil Cat: good night phil rebozoette: wow Beet: G'Nite, Great Man Cat: full of wisdom Beet: This'll be good Captain Equinox: Gotta run - keep 'em flying! EWeston: And the flavin Beet: Nite Cap'n ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “MAGIC KEYS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' rebozoette: there is no up stream cease: Here's Llan DJTweeny: looks good here Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bye Capt! shoes for the dead: gonna listen out again DJTweeny: I'm listening to the stream, rebo DJTweeny: it's OK shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!! Beet: Have a good rest, shoes. llanwydd: who is this? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: C ya shoes! Be well! DJTweeny: from the movie Network rebozoette: take care shoes EWeston: I'm all in favor of rest, sometimes Cat: by shoes ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cat: heeeers Marc ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cat: and David Beet: Worshipping the Muse. ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com enters at 10:11 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. DJTweeny: Hi Timm TimmMcCoy.com: I'M HERE! llanwydd: Howdy Timm DJTweeny: just missed an hour of Phil :/ rebozoette: love this song cat TimmMcCoy.com: Hi YALL! Hey, I love this song! cease: real music Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We've found humans without government, without religion, without fire, without the wheel, but we've NEVER found humans without music ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" PrincipalPoop: I go out for a smoke and come back to am radio rebozoette: lol TimmMcCoy.com: Leonard Cohen died! :( Beet: Good Smoke EWeston: I'm beside myself, I gotta extra seat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: COHEN DIED?! Oh nooooo... Rufus_T_Firetween: Cat's new collage is now posted in his Collage Archive Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ cease: lol pooop TimmMcCoy.com: Yes...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/leonard-cohen-dead_us_582131a5e4b0d9ce6fbe5054 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com TimmMcCoy.com: Thanks Rufus! Lil:http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/leonard-cohen-dead-at-82-w449792 llanwydd: This song was on the radio when I was in high school PrincipalPoop: gosh bad news travels fast Beet: They did a nice piece on Leonard Cohen on NPR only a few days ago. Likened his new album to Johnny Cash's farewell album. EWeston: Seemed a lot tinnyer back then llanwydd: AM was always tinny PrincipalPoop: i love riffs llanwydd: OOOHHH Tinny bothers me. I prefer woody TimmMcCoy.com: Time riffs. Riff Raff, Beyond the Riff. No, thats rift. EWeston: My cat has one. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow ||||||||| llanwydd leaves at 10:16 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| llanwydd enters at 10:16 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex. PrincipalPoop: matt ruff sewer gas and electric Rufus_T_Firetween: I should have Phil's appearances up on the site in a day or two TimmMcCoy.com: Rolf The Dog PrincipalPoop: in and out as phil said Cat: good news llanwydd: I remember Rosy Cruxian EWeston: Winston Rothchild's Septic Services, We don'r just suck Beet: That was such a nice visit. We are so incredibly fortunate to have these opportunities. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Nabby disembarks at 10:18 PM. Cat: here;s llan again Cat: hi nab PrincipalPoop: yes beet wow EWeston: Yep Phil's always good to hear PrincipalPoop: which real? DJTweeny: Hi Nabby llanwydd: I wish I had done that a little slower EWeston: A vritual llan Cat: that would have worked too, but look how fast maron is Nabby: Cheers, all EWeston: A late Nabby Cat: cheers, nab llanwydd: but it was great fun. I had wanted to do something with Cat for along time ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Beet: Yo Nab PrincipalPoop: ritual magic has always existed, and hobbies, don't forget hobbies Cat: great finally working with you, and tween. rebozoette: i fade EWeston: Your going to want to play the earlier part of this show Nab llanwydd: yes it was, cat PrincipalPoop: hugs rebozoette, snooze DJTweeny: Yeah, that was fun Cat. Hope we have a chance to do it again :) ||||||||| 10:21 PM -- Nabby left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). EWeston: Hobbies make time disappear ||||||||| Catherwood leads Nabby in through the front door at 10:21 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. rebozoette: satanic mechenic PrincipalPoop: you can kill it or make it or waste it, make it disappear is not so bad Cat: is making collages my hobby? rebozoette: Hugs but maybe just a little longer Principle DJTweeny: You've become quite professional at it, Cat PrincipalPoop: i would guess avocation but what do I know, it could be DJTweeny: did you get the stream back, rebozoette? Beet: As an old white guy, it is very difficult to wrap ones' head around what the daily experience of a slave must have been. EWeston: More in line with an advocation cat PrincipalPoop: stay sharp then Cat: id rather have an avocation than an avocado. Beet: I'm gonna turn in my badge Nabby: Cat you took the words out of my moose rebozoette: yah just messin around lol tweeny PrincipalPoop: what have you got against avocados? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: I was playing the cops thing in my head this week llanwydd: moose? rebozoette: yeah thanks tweeny EWeston: Mouse moose crossing ahead Nabby: Chocolate moose with avocations on the side EWeston: Don't let them stampede! ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
DJTweeny sraps rebozoette around a bit with a wet noodle PrincipalPoop: sraps oh my EWeston: Whole wheat? Nabby: that had to not hurt Beet: thc fueled history rebozoette: eek I said eeek ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" rebozoette: eek eek EWeston: Then History got hungry rebozoette: noodle ka noodle Nabby: Pork? Beet: history munchies PrincipalPoop: she said eek hehe hehe Cat: ah, tween llanwydd: better sound here Beet: Thast voice sounds familiar Merlyn: Live or Memorex? EWeston: Cat cloned Kurt? Cat: i shuold hope so. krassner's too. Nabby: Maxell DJTweeny: We recorded Llan over Skype, and I recorded my bit locally rebozoette: it rules the world Cat: skype and file exchange llanwydd: I tried to record for Cat a few weeks before this on a memory card and he couldn;t use it. the sound would have been a little better Beet: Taking dictation Cat: i'm delighted with you readings. i hope tom wolfe would also be. llanwydd: thanks, cat EWeston: Across a county line Nabby: fun stuff Cat ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: very fun funish Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL! Cat: maybe i can do stuff with other chatters at some point Nabby: Cool Cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: May your knocker never fall... Beet: Waht does corn starch do for your balls? ||||||||| Boyle M Owl waltzes in at 10:34 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Beet: Hey Boyle Nabby: makes them swish like dancing DJTweeny: always happy to record whatever you need, Cat llanwydd: its probably like talcum powder DJTweeny: Hi Owl Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, Boyle! Nabby: I have no idea what that meant Cat: Owl PrincipalPoop: no nurse, I said to prick his boyle Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow EWeston: I confess I tied his shoe laces together once Beet: I think I need to get a bag. Rufus_T_Firetween: for those of you who missed part or all of Phil's radio visits Nabby: MOwl llanwydd: need to get a bag? LOL EWeston: Shopong, or a Jones? rebozoette: put the kibosh on it PrincipalPoop: pass the talcum malcom Rufus_T_Firetween: the archive should be updated in a day or two, and I'll post notices on Facebook Nabby: Ty Rufus, missed both Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ EWeston: Bagged Kiboshes. Done cheap! Nabby: I love kibosh and so easy to make llanwydd: no familiar with kibosh llanwydd: not Beet: Maybe I don't want to leave corn starch tracks. ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Nabby: nice transitions Cat EWeston: Chicken! Nabby: nice transmissions Cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nice segue, Cat Nabby: Legalize America PrincipalPoop: mellow america, far out rebozoette: nix it or next llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I haven't seen a mellow yellow amurica in a long time Beet: I don't get it. rebozoette: tune your harmonica EWeston: Maybe you can rent it Nabby: way to go Cat Beet: That was very interesting EWeston: Yow! PrincipalPoop: yes cat llanwydd: who am I ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! rebozoette: yeah cat yeah thanks llanwydd: love that ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cat: last scene is thanks to lil, who convinced me to go with it as the final cut. PrincipalPoop: quite right quite right rebozoette: and tweeny nice Cat: thanks again llan and tween DJTweeny: :) EWeston: To be on stage with out character, choke. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This was a real thinker-collage tonight, Cat! DJTweeny: indeed it was Cat: glad i got your brains bubbling Cat: kesey would have wanted me to DJTweeny: better than a can of Lone Star lol ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Beet: Anybody ever count up the number of sub-plots? Cat: most of his talking was from his university of virgiiniia speech wchich his son zane posted on youtube Lil: Thank you Cat EWeston: Where's Sessel? Cat: i assume then that its in the public domain Cat: oh hi lil. ||||||||| Nabby is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:43 PM. Cat: delighted to see you ||||||||| Nabby enters at 10:43 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, Beet, but they all tied back up, none were left in the danging conversation... llanwydd: catherwood, get me a bring me a give me a ||||||||| Catherwood gives llanwydd a. Cat: you too, ghost of nabby ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Beet: In and out the wibdow, Nab? llanwydd: lol EWeston: Narry a scratch Nabby. Beet: window rebozoette: a dirty job ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Lil: Been here the whole time where were you LOL llanwydd: whos helen? Nabby: I think I'm in two places at once! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: To Helen Bach.... EWeston: Fred's Helen Nabby: lol cease: it says service unavailable. has my computer been trumped? llanwydd: I thought I made up that joke JAM Beet: breathtaking cliffhanger Nabby: got that too Cat cease: arent multip identity stamps great> Nabby: but it's okay now EWeston: Heard the emigration web site for Canada crashed Tuesday night Nabby: lol Cat/cease Lil: Something must have been. cease: ok just needed refresh Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Great rifts run in the same mind, Llan, or something... Nabby: yepsk PrincipalPoop: and new zealand having record immigration inquires Nabby: where the Hobbits live EWeston: New Zealand would be nice Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Always keep the refreshments close to hand, cease... PrincipalPoop: yes lol Cat: very expensive up here. Nabby: Where's Old Zealand? rebozoette: bermuda is another world Nabby: I can't find it on the map. EWeston: Near Sheboygan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: "Z"land rebozoette: goggle looky loo PrincipalPoop: next to atlantis Nabby: Ahh I see ty EW Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It's just beyond "Y"land PrincipalPoop: Boyshecame Nabby: adjacent to Fog town EWeston: Nasty boy rebozoette: freaky deaky EWeston: Where everyone's Toad away Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Where does one go, when one's toad away? PrincipalPoop: drop a load EWeston: Hysteria Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Address: 123 Toada Way rebozoette: swampy things EWeston: Under the statue of the square round poet cease: sounds hungarian. did it escape?
Nabby is not Hungarian. PrincipalPoop: madge said so EWeston: It had to chew a foot off,but it made it. Nabby: Thanks Tweeny! EWeston: Nite dear friends, and Phil. Beet: This was a special evening. Thank you, Phil, for taking time to be with us. Fascinating collage, Cat. Thanks everyone. Thanks Dr Tween. G'nite. PrincipalPoop: thank you chatters and the t man cease: thanks ca Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOVE Love love to all, & thanks to all. The laughs have been lovely! PrincipalPoop: kirt or kirk or kurt or curt? Nabby: Tanx Rufus & Merlin! Merlyn: nite tween cease: thanks chatters for all your contributions rebozoette: Phil P Boyle M Owl Cat cease EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil Mudhead Nabby Nino Penumbra PrincipalPoop rebozoette Beet llanwydd DJTweeny you all the best cat what great thins ab tweent yeah tiy know DJTweeny: Kurt DJTweeny: nite Merl Merlyn: Time to bump off Proctor Nabby: Ty Cat ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Phil P at 10:54 PM DJTweeny: oh no! Lil: Yes that was a great surprise ||||||||| At 10:54 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... PrincipalPoop: murder, murder most foul, night all Lil: what made him come back tonigt? ||||||||| PrincipalPoop leaves at 10:55 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Lil: not at all DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... rebozoette: luck is on us Nabby: Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr DJTweeny: Lil: what made him come back tonigt? << I just asked if he felt like talking to us about the election. Turns out, not that much really lol DJTweeny: but he had lots of other great stuff to talk about :) ||||||||| cease scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's cease?! It's 10:57 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Cat dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Cat?! It's 10:57 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Lil: Glad you followed up with him! DJTweeny: me too Lil: Night all DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llanwydd: nite folks. see you next thirsty ||||||||| At 11:03 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, llanwydd!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Boyle M Owl - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mudhead - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| John Tabacco - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DadSir2U - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Dr. Benway sashays in at 1:26 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Dr. Benway: They're dropping like flies. :-) Dr. Benway: Is anyone here? Your door knocker fell off. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dr. Benway - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nino Penumbra - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
ayleknight
Beet
Captain Equinox
Captain Equinox
Cat
cease
DadSir2U
DJTweeny
Dr. Benway
Elayne
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
John Tabacco
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
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