||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 03, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 5:48 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "7:55 PM and late as usual, it's DJTweeny, just back from Elmertown." ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:32 PM, dragging TimmMcCoy.com by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" TimmMcCoy.com: HOLLA! DJTweeny: Hey Timm DJTweeny: music in a few minutes TimmMcCoy.com: Stand by the waiting room. Or is that, waiting by the standing room? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Bonnie Raitt) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' TimmMcCoy.com: HELLS YES! TimmMcCoy.com: Rockin' the cash bar! DJTweeny: haha DJTweeny: So how are you doing these days? TimmMcCoy.com: Just got over having Shingles. Working on Dementia Radio live every Saturday. See: www.TimmMcCoy.com DJTweeny: yeah, was wondering about that DJTweeny: 'over' is good... TimmMcCoy.com: Whats your set up to broadcast on Dishnuts.net? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: There's a DJ at radio Free Dishnuts who has an affiliation with Dementia. His name is Byron Lee. Heard of him? TimmMcCoy.com: I might have. I'm just getting started. They asked me to be a DJ for them. So why not? Not getting younger and I am celebrating my 40th year in radio. DJTweeny: I just two computers for the audio, a Mac PPC tower for music and a PPC laptop for Nicecast DJTweeny: 40 years, wow :) TimmMcCoy.com: Im using PC Wondows 8.1 and Winamp with a plug in to broadcast on Shoucast. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Cease inside, makes a note of the time (8:48 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi Cease TimmMcCoy.com: Yup started in High School '76, then college then commercial radio in 1981, then back into college in 1985. Then commercial again in 1992 and now internet in 2005 to today. DJTweeny: cool ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Beet', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:49 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... ||||||||| 8:49 PM: Cat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" TimmMcCoy.com: Bonnie Raitt tonight, nice change. Cat: listen on one computer, type on the other Beet: Just wanted to drop in to say hello. Hello. Feeling kind of tired tonight so I'm retiring. See you next week. G;Night. DJTweeny: Hi and bye Beet. Hope you rest well Cat: comejoin us election night, beet Cat: merl's baby sitter TimmMcCoy.com: I have a Dell XPS gaming desktop 64 bit, typr & brodcast from. surf net and watch a movie. I love this thing Rufus_T_Firetween: ** There will be a special Election Night Edition of The Firesign Chat on Tuesday, Nov 8th. We’ll have the Papoon For President album, as well as other election-related FST bits. There will be no time limit for this show, so we’ll go as long as folks want to to monitor the election coverage. Send me ideas for the show at txroadkill@kurtericson.com TimmMcCoy.com: AWESOME Rufus! Cat: i'm making mini collages. Cat: thanks timm. DJTweeny: cool, Cat :) Cat: posted the Ape Vote to Facebook an hour or so ago. TimmMcCoy.com: No prob Cat. Somethings I had stashed away. ||||||||| Dr. Tarr steals in around 8:54 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Cat: Tirebiter campaigning for the ape vote in NYC, Attention Convention, other stuff Cat: i have ideas for the Russian Spy Bush piece. Manchurian Candidate has nedver been more relavent DJTweeny: Hi Tarr Cat: What's up, Doc? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bightrethighrehighre in through the front door at 8:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi Big Cease: Chat has suddenly got bigger. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Aaron into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:59 PM, then departs. ||||||||| Lil tiptoes in around 9:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s Appearances On NPR - “ALL THINGS FIRESIGN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out ALL THINGS FIRESIGN At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 03, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cat: Aaron DJTweeny: Hi Aaron TimmMcCoy.com: STAND BY!!!!!!!! DJTweeny: Hi Lil Bightrethighrehighre: Yo' Fyre PEEPS- a-greetin's from (Tempe, Az) STINKIN' desert.... ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." ||||||||| 9:01 PM: shoes for the dead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" DJTweeny: It's hotter than Heater in Hellmouth? DJTweeny: Hi shoes Cat: Hi Lil's toes Lil: Hi bozos and 'ettes shoes for the dead: Howdy Cat: Shoes Aaron: I love How Can You Be.. I have the first four Firesign albums on CD and vinyl- plus Everything You Know Is Wrong. My uncle told me about these guys but I had read about them before TimmMcCoy.com: The Bus is a-fillin' up! Bightrethighrehighre: .... I just grabbed my PUSSY again.... Cat: Glood for you, Aaron. Aaron: Oh and I'm not wearing shoes so all is good DJTweeny: ooooook Bightrethighrehighre: .... I just grabbed my PUSSY again.... Lil: LOL something wrong with my toes? shoes for the dead: too mahy? Cat: it said you tip toed into chat. shoes for the dead: many Aaron: I love the first side of this album- it's a weird acid trip all about how great America is Lil: Oh didn't notice lol Lil: Hey shoes Cat: Proctor suggested we play it during the election night chat. Aaron: We need Firesign in times like these Cat: austin loves his lists shoes for the dead: will they show' cease? Cat:tween will know TimmMcCoy.com:TWEENY! Aaron: Nick Danger is life <3 ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s - “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out TWO PLACES At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv' TimmMcCoy.com: "A blue horse!" Cat: you're lucky you never heard the real ralph williams ||||||||| Dr. Tarr sneaks away to Public Address System... Cat: very annoying DJTweeny: Cat: tween will know << missed the reference ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:06 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... llanwydd: howdy Cat: some one asked if firesign were showing up for election chat shoes for the dead: hey Llan Cat: hi llan Aaron: LOL flying saucers DJTweeny: Proctor has said he's interested, Ossman is invited, but I haven't heard from him yet DJTweeny: Hi Llan shoes for the dead: that will be fun Cease: maybe if he has something funny to say DJTweeny: I'm going to try to get them both into skype before the show, and leave them connected so they can chime in whenever they feel like it Cat: its hard for proctor not to have something funny to say shoes for the dead: fully Hallicrefted llanwydd: that would be cool if they stop in ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cat: indeed Lil: it would be Aaron: If you lived here, you'd be home by now <3 ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln Cat: The similarity to this of the talking Howard Johnsons signs in Billy the Mt inspired me to make my first long collage DJTweeny: Between the skits, I'll be announcing the election results Aaron: Ethel...there's a Howard Johnsons. Wanna eat some clams? Cat: i think colbert is having some live election coverage, not sure where DJTweeny: So Timm, you've got an iTunes Podcast system set up for your shows at http://www.timmmccoy.com/ ? shoes for the dead: another beatle's reference Lil: stuck? Cease: i used this in my first play, Inside Cease: Ossman complained the play was to Firesonian. Cease: too DJTweeny: hehe DJTweeny: that would be a _good_ thing :) Cease: always wanted to visit the pyramids. probably only see them on tv Cease: proc suggested you play this during election chat, tween. any ideas of stuff to go with it? Lil: Where's Rebozo? Cease: campaign chronicles is a collection lilke their npr album, so can be cut and pasted when needed. Cease: good guestion, lil ||||||||| Catherwood enters with PrincipalPoop close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:21 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. shoes for the dead: hey PP Cease: Hi poop DJTweeny: Hi PrincP Lil: POOP!!! PrincipalPoop: what do think they took? hey all ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" DJTweeny: rebo is having trouble connecting DJTweeny: talking to her on FB now ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:22 PM and DeaconJubal steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Cease: or get off the pot? Cease: DJ Lil: Thanks Tween ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" shoes for the dead: Indonesia for the Indonesians! PrincipalPoop: mister hipieeee shoes for the dead: gey deacon shoes for the dead: hey DJTweeny: Hi Deacon ||||||||| "9:23 PM? 9:23 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits in the comfy chair. PrincipalPoop: noses as long as your arm PrincipalPoop: tadah there she is Lil: Hey Rebozo sweetie shoes for the dead: speak of the Rebozo ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:24 PM, dragging Merlyn by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" Cease: hi rebo
rebozoette Aaron Cat Cease DeaconJubal DJTweeny Lil PrincipalPoop rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween shoes for the dead llanwydd TimmMcCoy.com oh thanks tweeny mirror cute Cease: merl Lil: lol Merlyn: hey rebozoette: hi all lost in the sauce ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" shoes for the dead: Mer;yn! PrincipalPoop: too busy to be a homecoming queen that is M DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn, rebozoette PrincipalPoop: mostly them rebozoette: you hide it where ya want rebozoette: eyes white Aaron: I love Babes in Khaki ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:27 PM and late as usual, it's bobbo, just back from Houston." shoes for the dead: hey bobbo rebozoette: pack to plaque bobbo: Thank you DJTweeny: Hi ho bobbo bobbo: Glad to be anywhere Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln PrincipalPoop: shicklegroober rebozoette: we need more b's Cease: this is prescient Cease: bobbo Rufus_T_Firetween: as is much of their material Aaron: We're bringing the war back home <3 Aaron: Time for Nick Danger <3 PrincipalPoop: how does one pronounce bobbo? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** There will be a special Election Night Edition of The Firesign Chat on Tuesday, Nov 8th. We’ll have the Papoon For President album, as well as other election-related FST bits. Both Firesigns have been invited to participate. There will be no time limit for this show, so we’ll go as long as folks want to to monitor the election coverage. Send me ideas for the show at txroadkill@kurtericson.com PrincipalPoop: where is ruth? bobbo: correctly Rufus_T_Firetween: lol PrincipalPoop: when does it start tween? Aaron: Oft my nose! rebozoette: it fluttered a bit PrincipalPoop: no, trick question, numbers can't talk, Rufus_T_Firetween: PrincipalPoop: when does it start tween? << same time as usual, P Aaron: regnaD Kcis Aaron: *kciN bobbo: You can't get there from here. PrincipalPoop: ahh I thought maybe when the polls close so we don't affect the outcome rebozoette: yes yes PrincipalPoop: yes yes Aaron: I wish all the guys in Firesign were around for this election. This election has been a comedy of errors DJTweeny: Yes P, that's a likely scenario ;) rebozoette: brill Aaron: OUT OF THE FOG PrincipalPoop: arf arf DJTweeny: I can see the headline now - FIRESIGN CHATTERS THROW ELECTION TO PAPOON! Cat: yes their wit is greatly missed PrincipalPoop: never underestimate the surreal party DJTweeny: Aaron: I wish all the guys in Firesign were around for this election. << Bergman would be having a field day :) Aaron: LOL shoes for the dead: pinioned? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com PrincipalPoop: maybe yes maybe no Cease: You're going to play Ossman's Trump poem I sent you, Tween? Aaron: What're Proctor and Ossman up to these days? Cease: from the 3rd KBOO show PrincipalPoop: melanie haber? Rufus_T_Firetween: It's in the folder of stuff you've sent Cease, so yes Cease: proc and wife just returned from a long trip around canada and the eastern states and as of today, proc is walking a picket line Rufus_T_Firetween: Well Aaron, there's Ossman's new book ^^ rebozoette: a travertine marble Cease: i thiknk ossie reads poetry and stuff at local venuses near where he lives Rufus_T_Firetween: as for Proctor... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Cease: venues Rufus_T_Firetween: Proctor is also doing lots of live theater Rufus_T_Firetween: You can 'friend' them both on Facebook, if you want to keep up with their projects Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ rebozoette: I miss the bus PrincipalPoop: no fidgeting DJTweeny: Phil at FB - https://www.facebook.com/philip.proctor2 bobbo: You miss or you missed? Cat: sepulveda. PrincipalPoop: gesundheit cat shoes for the dead: mist Cat: my high school was on sepulveda DJTweeny: David at FB - https://www.facebook.com/pages/David-Ossman/116492195065906?fref=ts PrincipalPoop: prescription or over the counter? shoes for the dead: does that word have meaning, Cat? shoes for the dead: or is ot a person? rebozoette: I miss the missing of the miss Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil's newsletter ^^ PrincipalPoop: sepul veda, a veda that sepul PrincipalPoop: what? bobbo: Whwt? PrincipalPoop: hit or miss, but a miss is as good as a mile ||||||||| 9:45 PM: cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:45 PM and NancyKat sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| c enters at 9:45 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. NancyKat: Bruhahah! ||||||||| c enters at 9:45 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. PrincipalPoop: new cat and nancy shoes for the dead: hey nancycat DJTweeny: Hi Nancy NancyKat:Tweeny! Cat! cease! Poop! Rebozoette! Shoes! Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Gin%C3%A9s_de_Sep%C3%BAlveda PrincipalPoop: c? an average guy Cease: Nancy! bobbo: Just roll a couple of bombers NancyKat:NancyKat: is eating a Sugar Skull! ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Audry Farber close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:46 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary. rebozoette: loan firm not soft Cease: the week of the dead? Cease: AF bobbo: God, I love FST shoes for the dead: thanks Cat ||||||||| Betty Jo Bioloski enters at 9:47 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. NancyKat: Everyday is halloween! DJTweeny: Hello Ms. Farber PrincipalPoop: I beat the eagle off. DJTweeny: Hi Betty Jo rebozoette: coat of petty shoes for the dead: hey Betty ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Audry Farber', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:48 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil's newsletter ^^ ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." ||||||||| At 9:49 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, bobbo!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... NancyKat: Farber-my arch alter ego! LOL. PrincipalPoop: everybody take off your ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Bobbo', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:50 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:50 PM and bobbo steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. NancyKat: is sooo glad that the bruhaha over the Cubs is over... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers bobbo into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:51 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: your doppleganger DJTweeny: I hear Chicago was in quite a celebration last night DJTweeny: better celebrating than shooting ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:52 PM and bobbo waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. rebozoette: shock is over now PrincipalPoop: the crazy escalator ride ended NancyKat: I couldn't go to sleep for hours...gryumble grumble...I am a Wrestling fan DJTweeny: first time they won since 1908? NancyKat:DJTweeny-Yup DJTweeny: Spin The Pickle lol rebozoette: its a won way ticket ||||||||| Catherwood enters with bobbo close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:53 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. DJTweeny: *rimshot* Cat: am i back? NancyKat: "...Unfortunately the Pickle was in Mr. Rococo's pocket..." PrincipalPoop: yes, am I blue? ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Mac', just granted probation at 9:54 PM", then leaves hurriedly. rebozoette: naisy ||||||||| Catherwood leads bobbo into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:54 PM, then departs. Cat: Mac DJTweeny: Hi Mac PrincipalPoop: how do these people enter and never show up in the on line list? DJTweeny: Something's a bit odd with the nick display, yes Rufus_T_Firetween: if you think that's weird, check out Nino Rufus_T_Firetween: ** There will be a special Election Night Edition of The Firesign Chat on Tuesday, Nov 8th - 9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific (same time as usual). We’ll have the Papoon For President album, as well as other election-related FST bits. Both Firesigns have been invited to participate. There will be no time limit for this show, so we’ll go as long as folks want to to monitor the election coverage. Send me ideas for the show at txroadkill@kurtericson.com PrincipalPoop: I blame the NSA ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'bobbo', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... rebozoette: blame it on fb Rufus_T_Firetween: they have doubless employed the talents of that dastardly Electrician! NancyKat: Election Night Firesign...nice idea. rebozoette: one in the same principle lol ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:58 PM, dragging Johan Amadeus Myjetski by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" DJTweeny: Hi Johan NancyKat: JAM! shoes for the dead: hey JAM PrincipalPoop: jam? ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski plummets into the garden at 9:58 PM. rebozoette: where did they get the pandas PrincipalPoop: peanut butter ||||||||| bobbo sneaks in around 9:59 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." NancyKat: rebozo-The Chinese Zoo? ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Johan Amadeus Myjetski', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:59 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off ======= at 9:59 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off ======= at 9:59 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off ======= at 9:59 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off ======= at 9:59 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off ======= at 9:59 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off = at 9:59 PM NancyKat: ???? ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 75.120.192.36 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 75.120.192.36 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 75.120.192.36 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. PrincipalPoop: hi 72 ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 72.46.221.108 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 72.46.221.108 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 72.46.221.108 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 72.46.221.108 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 72.46.221.108 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 72.46.221.108 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 72.46.221.108 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 72.46.221.108 at 10:00 PM ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off 72.46.221.108 at 10:00 PM Merlyn: Deflect those numbers ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" PrincipalPoop: dr tarr? Cat: what's happening? NancyKat: Unhappy Macnab... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Johan Amadeus Myjetski close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. PrincipalPoop: did nick ever meet the Arab? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" rebozoette: whoa fix him PrincipalPoop: now jam is here Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm down, safe & sound, trailing clouds of glory... Cease: lol poop PrincipalPoop: hal a ewya ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Had to try to log in for 5 minutes before it worked NancyKat: JAM-MOAR SUGAR! ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" rebozoette: catherwood stop this spinning please ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear rebozoette Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Nancy Cease: Actually 3 short plays. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “AN INFINITE TRILOGY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Cease: I was running the Canadian branches of the Great Ape Project and the Orangutan Foundation at the time. I wanted to do something to pulicize the fate of apes Cease: Melinda and Phil suggested I create a Firesonian kind of play. This is it. DJTweeny: nice, cease shoes for the dead: tired eyes again Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Orangs - the old man of the forest shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it DJTweeny: Rest well and be well, shoes Cease: I met Peter Stenshoel when I was in LA in Xmas, 95 along with Proc and Krassner. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi shoes! bye shoes! rebozoette: grape ape Cease: Peter and I decided to work together. This is our first project. Cease: sleep well, shoes rebozoette: nite shoes Cease: april, 96 Cease: this is stolen from the monsanto pavillion at disneyland PrincipalPoop: I will follow shoes and see you on anoint tump or hilly day ||||||||| At 10:07 PM, PrincipalPoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Cease: that's peter stencil's (the correct pronuncaition, tween) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Poop! Bye Poop! Cease: poop DJTweeny: Cease: that's peter stencil's (the correct pronuncaition, tween) << of? Cease: it looks like sten-shull but it's pronounced stencil DJTweeny: ah, OK :) Cease: there was a comet in the sky in those days. made a good SF kinda of plot idea possible rebozoette: small hands for a president Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Small heads for prez, rebozoette DJTweeny: Cat, did I pronounce Gurdjieff correctly on the bit I recorded for you? Cease: yes DJTweeny: cool Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Interesting fellow, Mr. G DJTweeny: George Gurdjieff - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Gurdjieff DJTweeny: wild looking photo of him Cease: i think that's from disney DJTweeny: love the 'stash ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:12 PM, dragging Pete by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" DJTweeny: Hi Pete Pete: hello NancyKat: Hi, Pete. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: was that Monique, Cat? Cease: Pete rebozoette: marvy cat Pete: Hey all Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, Petes! Cease: used universes for sale Cease: lindsay Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “AN INFINITE TRILOGY” at >> http://seemreal.com/inftril/index.html Cease: the first of my ape propaganda plays Cease: ossman said it was too firesonian. what to you think? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Charles Lloyd & Anthony Braxton - sounding music Cease: i was so happy with peter's work on Inside I quickly wrote this script, based on a Big Foot conference here in Vancouver that summer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Squatters - watchers rebozoette: grand Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sqatchers watchers rebozoette: but he has a fob Rufus_T_Firetween: ** There will be a special Election Night Edition of The Firesign Chat on Tuesday, Nov 8th - 9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific (same time as usual). We’ll have the Papoon For President album, as well as other election-related FST bits. Both Firesigns have been invited to participate. There will be no time limit for this show, so we’ll go as long as folks want to to monitor the election coverage. Send me ideas for the show at txroadkill@kurtericson.com rebozoette: do little Cease: An ambassador from our future lonliness. My favourite line. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That IS a great line Cease! rebozoette: prized for its tasty treats Cat: imagine if saying Big Foot was illegal rebozoette: cheap at half the price Cease: this is my 3rd play. that's elayne. Cease: the mother of this chat. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The life of your ridde Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ride Cease: toto, get away from that curtain rebozoette: washed ashore that going ashore Cease: my beverage in those days rebozoette: saily forth Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sally IV rebozoette: ha cat coupons rebozoette: tonkatsu Cease: thats a firesign joke: ok, we're not. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What is reality? Cease: best food in japan. rebozoette: a fraction of a fractal DJTweeny: 'reality constrictions' lol Cease: mrs presky Cease: if you dont come to harlem, harlem will come to you. rebozoette: western world ||||||||| "10:45 PM? 10:45 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Roger Mandlebrot should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Roger Mandlebrot enters and sits in the comfy chair. Cease: this is the irish musician sharon shannon
rebozoette wide applause to cat DJTweeny: Hi Roger Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Another first-class work, Cat!!! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “YOUNG GUY, MOTOR DETECTIVE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out SHOES FOR INDUSTRY at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=sfi' Cease: thanks, rebo rebozoette: thanks cat have to listen again x 6 ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" DJTweeny: nice music ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Cease: that's 20 years old. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Cease: indeed it was, tween. rebozoette: shanty slanty Rufus_T_Firetween: ** There will be a special Election Night Edition of The Firesign Chat on Tuesday, Nov 8th - 9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific (same time as usual). We’ll have the Papoon For President album, as well as other election-related FST bits. Both Firesigns have been invited to participate. There will be no time limit for this show, so we’ll go as long as folks want to to monitor the election coverage. Send me ideas for the show at txroadkill@kurtericson.com rebozoette: yeah Cease: there was a sf radio show weekly on our community radio station in those days. ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cease: hey put out a call for plays and i submitted the script for Inside. they then said they didnt produce anything, so I met Peter Stenshoel and creasted those plays. Pete: I wasn't able to hear the stream, but I downloaded it all, and bookmarked the seemreal.com page...thanks ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Cease: another of my fave firesign lines. DJTweeny: a horrible pun, but very funny :) rebozoette: gorg and zola the spin off Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks Kurt, Cease, et al! See you on Tuesday for a hamburger today! rebozoette: Cease DeaconJubal DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski rebozoette Roger Mandlebrot Rufus_T_Firetween Cat Pete thanks cat really grand a tween thanks for finding me rebozoette: hugs to all DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... DJTweeny: SEE YOU TUESDAY NIGHT!! ||||||||| At 10:55 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Cease: is that austin playing? DJTweeny: I'd imagine so DJTweeny: Jeff Baxter was also on the album though Cease: could be him rebozoette: eek Cease: see y'all tues ||||||||| Cease leaves at 10:58 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Cat says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Cat exits at 10:59 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Oolbenite steals in around 11:01 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Roger Mandlebrot - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Pete: bye ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Oolbenite - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Pete - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TimmMcCoy.com - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "1:18 AM? 1:18 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Yakko should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Yakko enters and sits at the bar. Yakko: HelloNurse! ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dr. Tarr - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Yakko - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DeaconJubal - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Aaron - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Aaron
Beet
Bightrethighrehighre
bobbo
Cat
Cease
DJTweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
NancyKat
Pete
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
TimmMcCoy.com
Yakko
