||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 27, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 7:19 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood leads DJTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (8:08 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Halloween Music) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Lil gets out at 8:51 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Cease inside, makes a note of the time (8:51 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Lil: OOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo...... Cease: Hi folks DJTweeny: Hi Lil, Cease... Lil: Love this music Lil: Happy Halloween dear friends DJTweeny: Happy Halloween :) Lil: Have only made three trips out for my candy stash so far DJTweeny: The sweet tooth must be satisfied ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Lil: Indeed. Lil: I also bought a skull lantern with red lightup eyes DJTweeny: neat Lil: And two scary movie dvds DJTweeny: what movies? Lil: Somebody has to come over and watch them with me or I won't be able to sleep DJTweeny: haha Lil: Anniversary edition of Carrie w/ special features Lil: And one of those four-on-a-disc things with The Thing (2nd version) on it DJTweeny: Is The Thing the one about the ice station outpost? Lil: Yep Lil: Carpenter's version ||||||||| "8:59 PM? 8:59 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits at the bar. DJTweeny: I really like John Carpenter
Lil -D DJTweeny: Have you seen his "In The Mouth Of Madness"? DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny Lil hi there and howdy thanks in advance for a laugh tweeny Lil: Happy Halloween rebozoette chick DJTweeny: it's an all-time favorite of mine ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 27, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Lil: No what's that about ||||||||| New notice: ' ** HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s Appearances On NPR - “ALL THINGS FIRESIGN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out ALL THINGS FIRESIGN At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-tl' ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... llanwydd: evening folks rebozoette: 2 0r 1 rebozoette: hi llan Lil: Hi llan Cease: this is very halloweeny Cease: hi llan ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Johan Amadeus Myjetski', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Lil: Have you every seen Shock Corridor or Snake Pit DJTweeny: In The Mouth Of Madness - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113409/ ||||||||| Catherwood escorts shoes for the dead in through the front door at 9:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Cease: jam Cease: shoes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: like the Andalusian girls... DJTweeny: Hi Johan, Llan, shoes Lil: Cool thanks Tweeny Lil: Hi Jammie ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Medium Richard', just granted probation at 9:03 PM", then leaves hurriedly. shoes for the dead: howdy ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Lil: Happy Halloween shoes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Cease! & DJHT! Evening, shoes, Llan! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Medium Richard: Good evening... shoes for the dead: hey jam Cease: medium Johan Amadeus Myjetski: DJT, not djht, which I don't know what is... rebozoette: trick or tweet shoes for the dead: hey med ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Med Rich Cease: lol rebo Lil: it's a new pesticide JAM Cease: i have yet to enter the twitterverse. DJTweeny: Hi Richard Cease: that's probably permanent ||||||||| 9:04 PM: Flyfish1969 jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" rebozoette: spider parade DJTweeny: Hi Fish Cease: this is also good for the election show. Cease: fish llanwydd: I dont do twitter either Medium Richard: Beautiful Downtown East Cleveland shoes for the dead: fiy fish Lil: I can see the connection Cease lol Cease: ive been a cell phone owner for a couple of monthes. barely use it rebozoette: gave it up for lent many years ago tweet not Cease: it was great to take pix at the restaurant on tues, one of which i posted to facebook Flyfish1969: Need a Drink....too many Bozo's on the Bus Cease: yeah this is very political, lil Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “ALL THINGS FIRESIGN” (Firesign On NPR) - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-rv Medium Richard: The sound of pigs tinkling??? Cease: you got campaign chronicle, right tween? thats quite long, although made up of small bits Flyfish1969: Boomers on a Bench has saved my sanity.....I think??? Medium Richard: The Bloody Squirt Fish played our high school prom... DJTweeny: Yeah, I downloaded everything you sent, Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** There will be a special Election Night Edition of The Firesign Chat on Tuesday, Nov 8th. We’ll have the Papoon For President album, as well as other election-related FST bits. There will be no time limit for this show, so we’ll go as long as folks want to to monitor the election coverage. Send me ideas for the show at txroadkill@kurtericson.com DJTweeny: lol Richard Cease: you probably have all the rest of stuff people mentioned last week Medium Richard: Papoon must triumph. Cease: i dont remember who gave me campaign chronicles. ive had it for a long time, made a copy for meryl once ||||||||| Flyfish1969 says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Flyfish1969 exits at 9:09 PM. Cease: by, fly DJTweeny: If ever there was a year to elect a candidate who is Not Insane, this is it ;) rebozoette: catherwood drop a life line for everybody please ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to rebozoette and asks "Something I can help with?" ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Beet in through the front door at 9:10 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: Evening all. DJTweeny: Hi Beet ||||||||| 9:10 PM: Tim jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" shoes for the dead: hey Beet Cease: beet rebozoette: catherwood please give ua life lines ||||||||| Catherwood gets ua life lines. DJTweeny: Hi Tim ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Beet: Hi Tween, shoes, cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: beet! addio! rebozoette: hahaha Beet: Hey JAM Tim : Hi Gang. Checking in from Detroit shoes for the dead: haven't seen EW in a while Cease: hi tim Cease: mccoy? Beet: Hi Tim Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Tim, Flyfisher! DJTweeny: Welcome Tim :) Beet: I love that quote llanwydd: better write something or I might turn grey Johan Amadeus Myjetski: that was supposed to be "beet! daddio!" Beet: This is dedicated to Trump AND Hillary shoes for the dead: hilarity Cease: thats a good halloween colour, llan Tim : Yes, I've been regaling the young-ins around here with stories about the "not insane" party. They like the concept a lot. Beet: Don't fade away ||||||||| New notice: ' ** HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ** Currently playing: Firesign’s - “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out BRIDE At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-tl' Beet: An Ode TO Dicks shoes for the dead: not the best skit llanwydd: anybody see alec baldwin as trump? it was hilarious rebozoette: fade away fade away fade Cease: poor dick's conspiracy. where is that from? rebozoette: fun laan DJTweeny: I can imagine Baldwin would be great at the part shoes for the dead: the wall of science llanwydd: trump hated it. he has thin skin Beet: Cancer prevention llanwydd: you can catch it on youtube Beet: Baldwin is a HUGE liberal DJTweeny: Cease: poor dick's conspiracy. where is that from? << EYKIW - the Heroes Or Hopheads? bit Medium Richard: Pulling it OFF?! Cease: right, tween DJTweeny: sounds painful lol Beet: Ouch llanwydd: he wroe of it in poor dicks conspiracy while still an apprentice bookbaker in colonial philadelphia llanwydd: wrote Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln DJTweeny: that's it llan Lil: Hey there stragglers llanwydd: catherwood, get us a seven-course dinner ||||||||| Catherwood gets us a seven-course dinner. Lil: just feeding the dog Beet: Yummy Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Lil: Fortunately she doesn't eat chocolate DJTweeny: catherwood, please hand out candy to all the bozos ||||||||| Catherwood brings out candy to all the bozos. Lil: LOL Tweeny rebozoette: whoo I got a mars abar DJTweeny: lol ||||||||| 9:20 PM: SportsInYrShorts jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Beet: Cotton Candy Lil: Hehehee rebozo Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com rebozoette: its fantasticel DJTweeny: Hi Sports shoes for the dead: hey Sports llanwydd: welcome SIYS SportsInYrShorts: help it's the police Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey shorts! SportsInYrShorts: hey there Lil: MORE SUGAR! Cease: sports Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the police around here don't need no help Beet: Hi sports Rufus_T_Firetween: ** There will be a special Election Night Edition of The Firesign Chat on Tuesday, Nov 8th. We’ll have the Papoon For President album, as well as other election-related FST bits. There will be no time limit for this show, so we’ll go as long as folks want to to monitor the election coverage. Send me ideas for the show at txroadkill@kurtericson.com Medium Richard: Well, compress my yahoo. Lil: Welcome list of cool new name people! SportsInYrShorts: hi beet. johann, cease, lil, llanwydd and tweeny and holy cow what a crowd rebozoette: catherood give tweeny a trick please ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cease: i suspect we'll have lots of chatters for the election show rebozoette: yeah man SportsInYrShorts: that would be fun Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw ||||||||| Outside, the 9:23 PM crosstown bus from Seattle pulls away, leaving Nabby coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Lil: Neever met Holy Cow What A Crowd Nabby: What is reality? DJTweeny: Hi Nabby llanwydd: weve had bigger crowds Beet: Greetings Nabby shoes for the dead: hey Nab llanwydd: pardon me, my apostrophe doesnt work Nabby: Cheers folks! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cease: nab Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's what we're here to find out , Nabbster! Medium Richard: ...came from the dogged star millions of years ago to rule the earth. DJTweeny: Did Zappa steal it, llan? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! Lil: you are pardoned, have some sugar llanwydd: probably tween rebozoette: go far
Nabby gives Tweeny a thumbs up. rebozoette: nabby SportsInYrShorts: who you jivin with that cosmik debris? Nabby: JAM! llanwydd: he had it with his pancake breakfast Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Trudging' 'cross the tundra, shorts! Medium Richard: At St. Alfonzo's, no doubt... DJTweeny: :) Lil: And the eggs Medium Richard: I'm in everybody's eggs. llanwydd: lol Nabby: Hey Beet, Cat, shoes, Rufus!, MRich, Lil!, llan, more JAM & robozzle shoes for the dead: they're in everyone's eggs SportsInYrShorts: they're so light and fluffy white Lil: So I presumed Medium Nabby: Shorts? Medium Richard: Yes! Nabby: Oh I geddit
Nabby feels dopey but that's normal. Lil: I kind of like that nick, Robozzle LOL Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln Nabby: lol SportsInYrShorts: i've always loved this album Nabby: Love this record it's silly Nabby: right on Shorts Lil: Good thing you're here then Sports and Nabb Nabby: Indeedy SportsInYrShorts: true Nabby: plus to see all of you Nabby: I mean all of everyone Nabby: Er... rebozoette: how am I? Lil: Where? Lil: Where are you? shoes for the dead: what? SportsInYrShorts: who am us anyway? rebozoette: thrown right out of my chat Nabby: Right here. Lil: lol DJTweeny: all Nabby DJTweeny: *allo Medium Richard: Rococo for National Mayor. rebozoette: I am right here rebozoette: so someone must be left Nabby: Always right there never wrong there rebozoette: or middle even Cease: you aint got no friends on your right Nabby: lol Cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: suck the blue? More dick jokes? Nabby: gotta be quick round here rebozoette: but the is an uppsy downsy DJTweeny: the puns fly fast and furiously Beet: What would Danger be without his Fedora? Nabby: and how, Tween Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He'd be just a tool, beet! rebozoette: had to re read the readings Lil: Lo mein for supper Nabby: is that like an uppsy daisy? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html DJTweeny: /me wonders what Hi Mein tastes like Nabby: beat my organ? SportsInYrShorts: who put the handles on the can of chow mein? shoes for the dead: amphetamines Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Nabby: Morgan rebozoette: don"t so it Beet: It's hard to beat an organ DJTweeny: esp a B-3 Lil: Sort of like Upsy Daisy Tweeny rebozoette: it just happened so fast Nabby: pull its sliders and tickle its keys instead ooo SportsInYrShorts: good ol mr johnson rebozoette: nabby leading the witness Nabby: this way! Cease: great line, whats a job to a dog Nabby: it is llanwydd: going grey again ||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:36 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Cease: merl Nabby: Hi Merl Merlyn: hey Beet: Evening, Merl llanwydd: hey merl shoes for the dead: heye merlyn Lil: Happy Halloween Merl! SportsInYrShorts: Merlyn, helloo Cease: yes, the last chat b4 halloween Lil: Catherwood please bring Merl some eyeballs for dessert ||||||||| Catherwood gets merl some eyeballs for dessert. Beet: They're just peeled grapes DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn Lil: Beet you are a Spoilsport SportsInYrShorts: hey it's chump threads hooray Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, Merlyn! Beet: sorry ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" rebozoette: liver on a stick ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign Cheese Log, the archive of our weekly chat sessions - http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/logs/indexx.html Cease: your man, sports Lil: Forgiven Beet. Now get back to Greece. SportsInYrShorts: my creat0r Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ Beet: I'll bring you proof Lil: Shades of the Immortality album Lil: Rat in a Box Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rat on a Bun is what we used to call Krystal hambuirgers ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" rebozoette: hitt the kill switch DJTweeny: lots and lots of references to other albums Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE BRIDE OF FIRESIGN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bof-ln Lil: Was just thinking the same thing Tween rebozoette: barrels of pickles DJTweeny: Proctor talked about it in one of his interviews Cease: its as if they knew there wouldnt be any more SportsInYrShorts: dogs can;t lie Beet: Is Rococco and Bradshaw better than our current choices. rebozoette: but they can lay sports Lil: They can't Sports. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What about letting sleeping dogs lie? Lil: They really do like stinky breath. Nabby: lying should be a sport - for politicians SportsInYrShorts: lying would be fun to watch on tv Beet: Fred has been manning the curtains for a very long time. SportsInYrShorts: Beat the Lie Detector! Sponsored by US Plus Lil: Nah Bradshaw should be head of the FBI and the Environmental agency so he can clean up all the dirty floors Nabby: round and round on the mobius strip rebozoette: you know how to tell they lie Johan Amadeus Myjetski: middle of the Mobius strip - where the freeways never meet! - a great FST meme! rebozoette: lips are moving SportsInYrShorts: *rim shot Johan Amadeus Myjetski: FST - MCEscher meme Nabby: no how rebozzle Nabby: aha! Nabby: lol Beet: I like it when Peter talks about when you need to "hire a liar" for your court appearance. Medium Richard: rebooting - be right back rebozoette: truth is not allowed Lil: check Medium Nabby: Hard boot! SportsInYrShorts: Vote for Impact Man Nov 8 Lil: Thank you all gang for keeping me sane shoes for the dead: steel toed llanwydd: I take it porgie never went to college Nabby: I'm voting for Shrillary Crampton - already did in fact Lil: lol Lil: Porgie didn't go to high school either ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Steal toad, shoes Cease: he just couldn't graduate shoes for the dead: away Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Porg had plenty of school spirit, though! Lil: He was too busy getting sleeve jobs Lil: True true JAMmie Beet: I don't think it matters to either DJT or HRC that nobody likes them. As long as they vote for them rebozoette: twofer Nabby: Catherwood give everyone dengue fever ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone dengue fever. llanwydd: are you one of those election riggers nabby? Lil: They don't need votes, the fix is already in rebozoette: hey I got the plague instead llanwydd: vote early and often shoes for the dead: lose either way Lil: Catherwood can I please have a side of chocolate pudding with whipped cream ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Lil and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Beet: My heart swells with pride in my country Lil: Uh-oh DJTweeny: sure it's your heart? Lil: Catherwood is about to hit me with another fuck you ||||||||| Catherwood hits Lil with another fuck you. DJTweeny: lolol SportsInYrShorts: you totally called that llanwydd: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: that's just cardio edema, beet Beet: I guess it doesn't matter, Tween Lil: He never liked me. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** There will be a special Election Night Edition of The Firesign Chat on Tuesday, Nov 8th. We’ll have the Papoon For President album, as well as other election-related FST bits. There will be no time limit for this show, so we’ll go as long as folks want to to monitor the election coverage. Send me ideas for the show at txroadkill@kurtericson.com DJTweeny: "You have a problem with that??" lol Merlyn: Suggest food: egg McMuffin, in honor of Evan McMullen rebozoette: don't be pissed on be llanwydd: is there a real evan mcmullen or is that a joke? Cease: yes we can llanwydd: pardon me but i am a bit thick Lil: I thought it was an English muffin Merlyn: yes to both llan DJTweeny: llanwydd: pardon me but i am a bit thick << I'm a little overweight myself llanwydd: aha rebozoette: brick in the SportsInYrShorts: some people like cupcakes better SportsInYrShorts: I for one care less for them Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, DJT! Lil: LOL Tweeny SportsInYrShorts: a llanwydd: wouldnt know it from your pic, tween DJTweeny: :) Lil:Tweeny is actually 93 years old with a long white beard DJTweeny: have a pretty well-nurtured Lone Star beer gut ;) Beet: I was expecting Mutt and Smutt with the music Cease: i thought that was howard hughs DJTweeny: Lil found out my secret! DJTweeny: The Graverobber's Road Show DJTweeny: very fun parody of PBS's Antiques Road Show llanwydd: well, Ive got some stuff to do before bed. see you all next week ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Lil: Nobody hides from Lil LOL llanwydd: and Ill talk to you saturday night, tween Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Llan! DJTweeny: be well llan shoes for the dead: se ya llan Lil: Awww take care llan rebozoette: lol lil ||||||||| llanwydd rushes off, saying "10:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Cease: by llan
DJTweeny wants an Eyeball Hat with Sattelite Radio Earflaps Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Catherwood, give DJT an eyeball hat! Now! ||||||||| Catherwood brings djt an eyeball hat now. Lil: I'LL BUY THAT EYEBALL HAT!!!!! Hey mister wait for meeeee.... ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: lol Lil Lil: How come Catherwood never brings me stuff? ||||||||| Catherwood bringss Lil stuff. Beet: See ya llan SportsInYrShorts: ooh you brought the stuff Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lil's getting' stuffed? Can we watch? Do we want to? Cease: this sounds like austin Lil: Awwww, thank you so much Catherwood. C'mere and give me a big hug ||||||||| Catherwood gives Lil a big hug. shoes for the dead: keep on truckin! Lil: LOL JAM Beet: amazing ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOVE Mark Time! rebozoette: thanks ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cease: its on a cassette i bought from otherworld media long ago. Cease: this is described as an air check from KPFK, Nov. 1972 ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! shoes for the dead: i like the cartoon Lil: Nice Cease DJTweeny: thanks Cat, I'll add that to the description Beet: I just tried "Young Guy" in the keyword engine on the Funway and nothing happened. Lil: It never does Beet LOL Beet: Guess it's been too long Lil: Nope it never did work Beet: Cool Lil: Just another plug hehehee Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I saw this on Star Trek the original series rebozoette: stun um if ya got um Cease: is that where it's from? Lil: lol ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Lil: Wow never heard this bit Cease Lil: Delightful Beet: That was very interesting Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Me either, Lil. Thanks Cat! ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “WHO DO YOU GILD?” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Beet: Thanks Dishnuts Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Dr. John!! Lil: Cat has a great collage archive Lil: I recommended it highly Cease: ive made a lot of them shoes for the dead: gonna listen out again Lil: Very highly Rufus_T_Firetween: and I'm still adding to it, it's not complete yet Beet: Classic Stockholm Syndrome Cease: ok shoes Lil: Ok shoes be well shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've yet to hear a bad one! Beet: Nite shoes rebozoette: nite shoes Cease: step well Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Loosen the laces, shoes! C ya l*r! Lil: His audio bios are great too Lil: I think he meant vet not vent arf arf Cease: good dope Beet: Somebody had invent tacos Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It's really great sh*t Beet: . . . and Tom Collins Beet: Nice tune Cease: tiz rebozoette: I do not agree with that name Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That the Dead? Lil: which name? Cease: which name? i have lots Cease: quicksilver messenger service rebozoette: lol lil any lol Beet: The White Buffalo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, thanks, Cease! I knew I knew it but couldn't call it to mind Lil: LOL rebozo Cease: their 2nd album, Happy Trails. rebozoette: thanks lil to name it is to own it Lil: You have a wonderful sense of humor dear friend ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Lil: But how else would I call the dog???? rebozoette: cheese wrapper sound lil lol Beet: I just listened to this last night Nabby: Pork? Cease: i have thislisted in my files as Gilded Love rebozoette: can opener for cats hahaha Lil: Ahh yes thanks for reminding me LOL rebozoette: poodle doodles Lil: Great snack rebozo Lil: never heard this, lovely to hear new FST Cease: 3 Faces of Al Lil: Really? Wow, guess I lost a few brain cells lately Rufus_T_Firetween: 3 Faces Of Al is included in the Box Of Danger compilation Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv Beet: I guess I'm going to have to get some Quicksilver Lil: Forgetting is great for making things sound new again Rufus_T_Firetween: me too Rufus_T_Firetween: havent listened to them since the early 70's Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bet they sounded best live Cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Trails_(album) DJTweeny: Quicksilver Messenger Service - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quicksilver_Messenger_Service rebozoette: well there ya go lost sound rebozoette: tune the tuneage DJTweeny: stream's good ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Lil: Faux and Naive bahahaha ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cease: this is anotheri bit they did for hockenberry's show Heat. Beet: Gas masks make people look like monsters Cease: 1990 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: be right back after 2 spingrolls & a gingerale rebozoette: commie flage Beet: Poor George Beet: lol rebozoette: jams gonna feed the multitude Lil: Enjoy JAMmie old boy DJTweeny: but what about jellies? Lil: LOL Rebo Beet: How long does it take to eat a spingroll? rebozoette: it don't shake like that djt Lil: About as long as it takes a porridge bird to lay its egg in the air rebozoette: its in everybodies Lil: shades of Inna Gadda Davida lol Beet: I think my phenomena are scrambled. Cease: some era as i recall, lil DJTweeny: music for walls to melt by Lil: Must be lol Cease: first time i ever heard this was on headphones. Beet: I loved the wavy walls Lil: This is like a lullabye for me Johan Amadeus Myjetski: right, cease! rebozoette: re cook that Lil: Sgt. Pepper's in here Johan Amadeus Myjetski: i like the walls would shimmer just before they melted... Beet: Never got the shimmer Lil: Ginger likes this she's got her head on the keyboard lol DJTweeny: but not Mary Ann? Cease: lol Beet: Ginger is your cat? Lil: A bit square Lil: Dog Beet: Hello Ginger Lil: She says HOT DOG!!!! Beet: Good taste in music rebozoette: lyla had hot dogs Lil: She's a mighty hot dog rebozoette: they are lil Lil: Yep Beet she's digging it Lil: Who is lyla Rebozo ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" rebozoette: my dog Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've strung several miles of barbed wire in my time rebozoette: shes a shady lady lol Lil: And she has her own hot dogs? Beet: I have a plaster skull rebozoette: share share thaats fair lil Lil: Me too Beet with red eyes that light up Lil: Indeed so Rebo Beet: This one looks real and is suitably ceepy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This music makes me recall being plastered out of my skull, red eyes and all Beet: creepy Lil: Nice Cease: sounds like a day of the dead artifact DJTweeny: lol Johan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: In a nice, positive way, I should point out Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com DJTweeny: I love The Devilmaster bit :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is what we called jams, 'cause you knew they were making it up on the fly Lil: I listen to Cat's material a lot Beet: Exorcism in your daily life DJTweeny: also one that would have worked well for halloween :) Lil: smoothes me out rebozoette: find the cheese smell Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right you are, DJT! DJTweeny: also had another Cat Collage, but not enough time :/ Beet: follow the cheese ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Lil: Was wondering what happened to it Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That shell? It's Pyramid Pachouli! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What's that SMELL, i typed... Lil: Of course you did JAM rebozoette: follow beet he knows the way rebozoette: the ever widening Beet: Holy Cheese Log! Beet: That was fun rebozoette: rolled in nuts Beet: more Cease: not over Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Rufus_T_Firetween: The Cheese Log ^^ Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, wrong link Johan Amadeus Myjetski: One of my fave Dr. John tunes! Cease: the dr. jphn is the envelope. Lil: Great music choices Tweeny, thanks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign Cheese Log, the archive of our weekly chat sessions - http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/logs/indexx.html Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Fab music in this one, Cease! DJTweeny: This is all cease's work Beet: Turns out we've been on the other side this whole time. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Lil: Thanks Cease it's wonderful Cease: good tunes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cheers & kudos, Cat!!! Beet: the was a nice Thursday. Thanks all. Thanks Cat for another great collage. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. Cease: new ones coming eventually
rebozoette claps for cat Lil: Nite Beet, see you Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks all, for the laughs, DJT, Cat et al!! DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Lil: Night JAMmie rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Me thanks tweny and lil lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite nite, Lil! Cease: Next, week, next month Cease: we're all heading for the unknown. Lil: And me thanks you rebozo babe rebozoette: big smiles Lil: We are Cease Lil: See you there DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: wait future, i got a nickel! Cease: bye ||||||||| Cease leaves to catch the 10:57 PM train to Vancouver. Lil: ROTFL JAM ||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Lil: Awww over. See everybody next week... Lil: lol ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Coyotes inside, makes a note of the time (11:22 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Coyotes: yes hello are there friends here pls ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "11:23 PM and late as usual, it's YllucsNiv, just back from Funfun Town." YllucsNiv: looks like we missed nigger time Coyotes: aw man i had mine rdy Coyotes: Catherwood, grab Niv's niggers ||||||||| Catherwood grabs niv's niggers. Coyotes: HA HA ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Coyotes: all your niggers belong to me YllucsNiv: RIP rufus YllucsNiv: catherwood tickle my pickle ||||||||| Catherwood tickles YllucsNiv's pickle. YllucsNiv: thank you, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..." Coyotes: Hey Lil r u a qt boy Coyotes: i like qt boys Coyotes: Catherwood, please gather Niv's nudes ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Coyotes and mumbles "Did you want something?" ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:28 PM, dragging Niv Diesel by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" Coyotes: when does this stream get funny YllucsNiv: lewd Niv Diesel: am i missing something Niv Diesel: big and hard ;) Coyotes: o wow Coyotes: catherwood, fetch me dongs ||||||||| Catherwood brings Coyotes dongs. Coyotes: dank Niv Diesel: who is catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Niv Diesel Coyotes: rekt Niv Diesel: catherwood pls ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Niv Diesel and says "Something I can help with?" Niv Diesel: yes Niv Diesel: catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Niv Diesel and says "How may I help you?" Coyotes: can u like my pubes catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood likes Coyotes's pubes. Niv Diesel: who are you Niv Diesel: catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Niv Diesel and inquires "You rang?" Niv Diesel: who are you catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Niv Diesel and says "Someone mention my name?" Niv Diesel: omfg Coyotes: Catherwood works for me now bitch ||||||||| Catherwood fors Coyotes bitch. Niv Diesel: !help ||||||||| "I'm going to The Aviary" says Niv Diesel, and leaves. Coyotes: Shen Yub Coyotes: Shen Yun YllucsNiv: pls ||||||||| "I'm going to The Aviary" says Coyotes, and leaves. Niv Diesel: hi coyotes Niv Diesel: can you see this ||||||||| 11:39 PM -- Niv Diesel enters.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| Niv Diesel walks away to The Aviary. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Niv Diesel - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... YllucsNiv: Oslo that endslo ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 1:26 AM, dragging Captain Equinox by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Captain Equinox: Hello, anybody here? Or over here? Captain Equinox: Every week, I think of doing this, but I start working on stuff, and by the time I remember again, it's afterwards. Captain Equinox: Well, maybe some other time. Captain Equinox: Again. ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| SportsInYrShorts - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
Cease
Coyotes
DJTweeny
Flyfish1969
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Medium Richard
Merlyn
Nabby
Niv Diesel
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
SportsInYrShorts
Tim
YllucsNiv
