||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 29, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood leads MrNigger inside, makes a note of the time (6:48 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. MrNigger: hello catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear MrNigger MrNigger: catherwood please ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside MrNigger and inquires "You called?" MrNigger: catherwood give me a high five ||||||||| Catherwood gives MrNigger a high five. MrNigger: thank you, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 9 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of September 29, 2016 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and toadaway gets out at 5:27 PM. ||||||||| It's 5:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| toadaway - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 7:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood leads DJTweeny into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:41 PM, then departs. ||||||||| DJTweeny aka 'The Reaper' has killed off MrNigger at 7:41 PM ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers PrincipalPoop into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:27 PM, then departs. PrincipalPoop: whaaaat? PrincipalPoop: no music? PrincipalPoop: who who? ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! PrincipalPoop: hi babe hows tricks? PrincipalPoop: get me a beer catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gets PrincipalPoop a beer. PrincipalPoop: thanky cathy DJTweeny: Hey PrincP! We've been wondering what happened to you :) PrincipalPoop: am i back? DJTweeny: Ah, maybe not the person I thought you were, sorry DJTweeny: The previous one was from PA PrincipalPoop: I guess I am. Where was I? PrincipalPoop: it was VA DJTweeny: Nino (click at the bottom of the page) says you're in WA DJTweeny: So it is you, Lew? ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." PrincipalPoop: oh, because Nino is right lool always trust Nino ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' PrincipalPoop: who me? who else could I be? PrincipalPoop: how have you been? how do I know if the m3u is working? DJTweeny: music in just a minute DJTweeny: the streams are active PrincipalPoop: ahhh ok PrincipalPoop: music will emit? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Buffalo Springfield) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: momentarily PrincipalPoop: you still in phil? DJTweeny: I never was DJTweeny: Austin here PrincipalPoop: austin not procter DJTweeny: Texas :) DJTweeny:Tweeny PrincipalPoop: you typed too fast that time lol DJTweeny: Took over the chat from JL, as you may recall ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! PrincipalPoop: are you blue? DJTweeny: sorry, ah, Clem DJTweeny: kinda pinkish PrincipalPoop: he was bith and the pretty dear PrincipalPoop: wait both DJTweeny: Bambi stops by once in a while DJTweeny: You heard JL died, right? DJTweeny: Clem, that is PrincipalPoop: groove music wants me to add this to mr collection PrincipalPoop: oh fuck don't do that DJTweeny: /me suspects that is a M$ product PrincipalPoop: a good guy, gosh DJTweeny: Dec of '14 PrincipalPoop: ok, who else died bring it on DJTweeny: Peter Bergman and Phil Austin :-( DJTweeny: need to put up some facebook notices, brb PrincipalPoop: i knew about those 2 ||||||||| "8:48 PM? 8:48 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits at the bar. PrincipalPoop: hey cat DJTweeny: Hi cease, look who's back :) PrincipalPoop: is this thing still on? ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski waltzes in at 8:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Cat gets out at 8:50 PM. PrincipalPoop: no nicky nicky nick cease: hi poop ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Nabby', just granted probation at 8:51 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Cat! Poop! DJT Cat: springfield, firesigns favourite group in the mid 60s Nabby: Pork? cease: wow, havent seen you here in a while, poop PrincipalPoop: I knew a Nabby I think, or a Knobby cease: for some reason, this computer doesn't play the stream so i have to be in 2 places at once PrincipalPoop: a while yes DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Nabby: Gnabby Nabby: Hey Tweeny PrincipalPoop: we all are DJTweeny: didn't know that, Cat DJTweeny: cool cease: on at least 1 of the rfo podcasts, ossman raves and raves about how good springfield was, when they showed up on bergman's 66 rfo show Nabby: Greetings, salutations and simulations, all PrincipalPoop: never clone alone cease: he said something like,why wasn't allmusic that good? and in those days, there was ALOT of great music happening cease: my knowledge of firesign arcana is vast, but i still cant find the dear friends episode where they talked about kesey Nabby: Buffield Springalo PrincipalPoop: I think I prefered Dusty to Buffalo DJTweeny: Dust was amazing PrincipalPoop: but how can I be sure? cease: when i was visitng Dexter Fongin NYC in 2010, he played me some of the radio work he ||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 8:56 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." cease: he'd done for WBAI which used springfield music to go with the comedy llanwydd: evening folks Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hey Llan! cease: i think the song Broken Arrow might inspire a good collage cease: hi llan PrincipalPoop: llan my buddy, how is sarasota? ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:56 PM, dragging Beet by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" Beet: Greetings all. Nice to see Poop hanging out. cease: i was in university in 67-68 when the group was busted at a party. DJTweeny: Hi Johan, Beet, llan cease: my prof said, i wish i'd been at that party llanwydd: what group? PrincipalPoop: and the Beet ! DJTweeny: I'll bet ;) llanwydd: sorry, I came in late Beet: Hi Dr Tween cease: hi beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I was more a peace, love & Donovan sort. Or Phil Ochs. Beet: Hi Pruf. Cease Beet: Prof cease: i read neal young's autobi, and he doesn't seem to regard springfield as worthy of memory Nabby: Hey Beet, Joh, llan Beet: Hi brother Nab Nabby: Waz real cease: i would say phil ochs and donovan were going in different directions. loved them both, but llanwydd: you guys are old Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Nabby, & Beet cease: i saw donovan at the hollywood bowl or greek theatre, concert that became an albvum. PrincipalPoop: sort of a mixture of peter paul and mary and the archies cease: actually quite a few concerts i've seen turned into albums llanwydd: I only listened to the beatles in those days Beet: Howdy JAM ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 29, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with rebozoette close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. Beet: This music brings back some nice memories, cease: i think if he were alive, peter bergman would beat you up for saying that, poop Nabby: Hi reboz Johan Amadeus Myjetski : You're right, cease they were, but in those days, not only could I be in two places at once, I could go in two different directions at once, too. cease: rebo DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski llanwydd Nabby PrincipalPoop hi and hail and tweeny thanks gigglehi cease Nabby: this is a great bit PrincipalPoop: a sense of humir geebers Beet: Hi rebo rebozoette: hi nabby rebozoette: beet lookin good ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “SCHOOL FOR ACTORS (LIVE)” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' Nabby: high five Nabby: Jello Beet: Whoever becomes the next Pres between the two, there will be plenty of jokes. Nabby: DeeJAY TEE PrincipalPoop: the voice of tween wow cease: i lvoe school for actors ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ||||||||| Outside, the 9:02 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving shoes for the dead coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. cease: shoes Nabby: BOD is aWeSoMe! PrincipalPoop: shoes cease:tween says shoe and shoes shows up. Beet: Evening shoes ||||||||| "9:03 PM? 9:03 PM!!" says Catherwood, "BossNamedBilll should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as BossNamedBilll enters and sits in the comfy chair. Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Evening, shoes! shoes for the dead: howdy cease: boss Nabby: shoes for industry! ||||||||| Catherwood ushers m. doggler inside, makes a note of the time (9:03 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. PrincipalPoop: bnb huh ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “SCHOOL FOR ACTORS (LIVE)” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE’RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing – from the Box Of Danger collection “SCHOOL FOR ACTORS (LIVE)” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' Nabby: ello m. DJTweeny: Hi Boss, Doggler Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hiyas, Bossy Bill! DJTweeny: Hi shoes PrincipalPoop: m doggler, hmmmm Cat: doggler Nabby: National Breadcrusting Company ||||||||| "9:04 PM? 9:04 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Catheterwood should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Catheterwood enters and sits on the couch. DJTweeny: Hi C-wood Beet: Hi Guys Nabby: Hey Cath PrincipalPoop: mocking mister C? is nothing sacred? Catheterwood: Hi, just listening for content and occasional stalking Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Catheter! Beet: Hello Catheter shoes for the dead: hey wood Cat: we're always content here m. doggler: Hi here llanwydd: hi cathy
Nabby thinks that's gotta hurt. PrincipalPoop: oh I just got it, yes ouch Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Lotsa lube, Nabby, lotsa lube DJTweeny: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv cease: i hope lil shows up for Alice as it was her request ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" cease: our province is now filled with royals,and their kids are almost impossibley cute PrincipalPoop: where is Dexter? llanwydd: primate defective! LOL DJTweeny: visiting Victoria Island? DJTweeny: Dex hasn't been here in quite a while cease: ive talked to him on the phone a few times. he keeps saying he's gonna come back on line, but never does. PrincipalPoop: ok ok thanks DJTweeny: Elayne usually show up for a few minutes, be sure to ask her when you see her cease: there was an explosion in a neighbouring apt that destroyed his computer a couple of years ago and he hasnt got around to replacing it. DJTweeny: Wow, hadn't heard about the explosion :/ cease: i dont know if she sees dex very often. Nabby: Hi PPoop PrincipalPoop: what??? oh my, poor fong ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" cease: it was on the US news then, tween. a big explosion. Nabby: Sup BNB PrincipalPoop: give us a smooch nabby DJTweeny: This is sooooo Gracie lol rebozoette: e mom is okay but took a fall PrincipalPoop: be careful Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Catherwood, give everyone a smooch... ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a smooch. cease: she posted that on facebook, rebo. have you heard more news?
Nabby throws everyone a Schlitz. Beet: lol rebozoette: no did not know who was in touch cat PrincipalPoop: no tongue catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past PrincipalPoop Nabby: whoosh Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com PrincipalPoop: swish BossNamedBilll: Baby whallop? Nabby: Got my copy of Prof. in Barbecue Sauce - gosh what fun llanwydd: say goodnight, gracie BossNamedBilll: Wollop? Nabby:https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DJTweeny: Thanks Nabby :) BossNamedBilll: Cabbage? Hello Dali! Nabby: thumbs up, Tweeny llanwydd: hes coming around folks PrincipalPoop: hahahaha Nabby: he's going to be okay ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." cease: i thought he was a square little fella llanwydd: my apostrophe isnt working
Nabby snickers. cease: i might as well ask the same question i asked last week. Catheterwood: Bogged down in making the streaming work - Microsoft tar pit Rufus_T_Firetween: You scratched your Zappa record, llan? Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a Snickers ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a snickers. cease: do any of you firefans remember the Dear Friends episode where the Firesign talk about Ken Kesey? llanwydd: lol, tween PrincipalPoop: oh henry is better Cat: speaking of zappa, i noticed you hadn't added my 2 zappa collages to the archives. i should write up some notes for them shoes for the dead: no, cease
Nabby enjoys the Snickers and Schlitz. DJTweeny: Did you ask Taylor, cease? Cat: twice, tween. didnt answer rebozoette: snicker on my snicker BossNamedBilll: Nick has been cowed! Cat: taylor usually only talks to me when he wants something from me. llanwydd: my favorite zappa was Shut Up and Play Your Guitar DJTweeny: :/ shoes for the dead: do not schlitz on my schlitz Cat: there are a lot of folks like that. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" llanwydd: which I think he should have done more often ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: Prof. Rafenbizen from "By The Light Of The Silvery" ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" DJTweeny: I'm doing the broadcast over wi-fi this evening. Didn't intend to, but glad to see that it works for two streams rebozoette: pick a point already Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Back in a mo... Nabby: k JAM llanwydd: you got to pick a point or two BossNamedBilll: Came for the fighting clowns, but got Danger in Chicago instead... Nabby: point blank cease: i was hoping to ask elayne, but dont want to bother her now. DJTweeny: btw PrincP, we retired JL's 'ah, Clem' nick DJTweeny: if you click on ah, clem , it takes you to JL's memorial page ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski disembarks at 9:26 PM. Cat: clowns will fight later Nabby: JAM Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Scary clowns? llanwydd: I caught the Fighting Clowns/Lawyers Hospital tour Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Nabby: scary clowns are on the rise ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." llanwydd: at Town Hall in NYC Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Beet: running foe high office ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" BossNamedBilll: Haven't heard this performance before so that's fun. Nabby: Boomers is punny Nabby: cool BNB DJTweeny: BossBill, Clowns will be on at the top of the hour cease: i should ask proctor but he probably doesnt recall and i dont want to interrupt his enjoyment of my vast country Nabby: indeed Cat llanwydd: phil is in canada? Beet: Wasn't there an extra Boomers this week? Nabby: posting great pics on Facebook DJTweeny: He and Melinda are on a cross-country train trip BossNamedBilll: Kind of expecting Peggy to wear a coat made of baby whallop furs. Cat: been training accross the country. llanwydd: cool DJTweeny: he's been making all sorts of posts about the scenery on Facebook PrincipalPoop: you should have warned me, i had never seen his picture, like Fong and Cease, they do not look as I pictured them DJTweeny: lol BossBill Cat: ive never been east of quebec so his sojourn to nova scotia is alien territory to me Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Nabby: ty Rufus cease: i first met fong when i was in nyc in 05. he looked younger thanme. i thought he was until we went to the Frick museum and he had a senior citizen's card. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “ALICE’S BERSERKO LOUNGE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' cease: he's actually older than ossman, but looks young enough to be one of ossman's kids PrincipalPoop: yep, both you and he sounded so much younger in chat E also Beet: That was fun cease: the chatter being Lil rebozoette: fude thanks cat PrincipalPoop: father rapers Beet: Always loved this Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mother stabbers? Other rapers!? All on the Group W bench... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com cease: Wasm cease: Wasn't he your president? PrincipalPoop: oh my cease: this is from a Digital Diner bergman did in i think 95, the year this chat started cease: this is their npr show Johan Amadeus Myjetski: always loved Joni's Song for Aging Children Nabby: nice little progression cease: this was going to be my 3rd collage after Billlville the Mt and Sgt Pep Pills llanwydd: I didnt know this chat was that old llanwydd: Ive been here since 02 cease: this is their xm show Cat: i was here on day one PrincipalPoop: t can vote now Nabby: good stuff Cat BossNamedBilll: Hamburger all over the highway ... PrincipalPoop: smells like breakfast
Nabby always runs like hell. ||||||||| "9:40 PM? 9:40 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lil should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lil enters and sits in front of the fireplace. shoes for the dead: gonna listen out, Park it and Lock it! cease: hi lil Beet: Hi Lil PrincipalPoop: hi lil Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't follow the balls when they make the street Nabby: hey Lil Lil: Hi Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, shoes! Good to see ya! ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Deputy Dang', just granted probation at 9:41 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Nabby never follows the balls. Beet: hey dang DJTweeny: Hi Lil, Deputy Lil: Poop is that really you? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Nabby: Hi Dang Deputy Dang: /me sneaks in quietly, sitting in the back. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: De Puty Deputy Dang: sorry i'm late. This is a good song for arriving late. :-) Nabby: use a colon Dang Nabby: that didn't come out right Cat: i hope you have been reasonably well, poop Nabby: doh PrincipalPoop: I was trying to say the chat is old enough to vote, and drink, yes it is me Deputy Dang: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, Nabby! DJTweeny: ** For those of you who don't know, typing a ':' (colon) in this chat has the same effect as typing '/me' in an IRC chat Lil: Missed you muchly Poop Nabby: Oh my Deputy Dang: I'm sorry I'm late--this is a good song for arriving late. PrincipalPoop: I am here cat, leave it at that lool thanks Cat: it was elayne's idea but she couldnt be here opening night. DJTweeny: ** If you want to know where your fellow chatters live, ask Nino The Mindboggler by clicking on the link at the bottom of the page. Lil: You been okay Poop? Cat: it was VERY PRIMITIVE in those days Nabby: lol PPoop Deputy Dang: Oh, lol. I thought it was a grammar/technical editor suggestion. :-D PrincipalPoop: thanks lil, it has been a while Lil: Just great to have you here!!!! DJTweeny: ** Don’t forget to check out the Firesign Theatre Funway for a cool page full of Flash goodies. Just move your cursor over various areas of the page - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/funway.html Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cat, this is soon good! One of your top collages of all time! IMO, of course. PrincipalPoop: it is nice to be had ;) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sooo good Lil: Loving this one Cat Cat: i'm gonna send the link to arlo, a facebook friend. hope he likes it. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: Haven't had a chance to put this one up yet, but should be there by tomorrow evening Cat: alice's rest is SO open to Firesign riffs and reffs ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:46 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the vestibule. Nabby: back in a bit DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn llanwydd: hey merl Lil: Nicem let us know what he thinks Cat
Nabby is afk. Nabby: (Hi Merl) Beet: Hi Merl PrincipalPoop: terrier water, from the sparkling innards of a terrier Merlyn: hey Deputy Dang: wow! there isn't something really called Darwin's Monkey Stout. What's up with that??? Cat: i was actually in a radio station with arlo once. he sang "comin into los angeleees, brining in a couple of keys" and i had no idea that was a dope ref. PrincipalPoop: Merlyn? wow M is stuill kicking around rebozoette: fine the finess Cat: had nver consumed mj at that point in time. Cat: yes i think he's kicked morphine by now Deputy Dang: This would be great to listen to with mj, but I just had to pee for employment, not enjoyment, today; so, I'm staying clean for a while (more interviews on the way). PrincipalPoop: at that particular moment you mean? Deputy Dang: Maybe he had a couple of keys to the city? cease: lol dang ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" rebozoette: you know you need a dr when it winks and dinks PrincipalPoop: E-flat? but she is not flat, see, Deputy Dang: Under the spreading chestnut tree, the village smithy say. Amusing himself, by abusing himself, and catching it in his hat. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Deputy Dang: sat, not say PrincipalPoop: you don't say? Lil: Poop I love you. Deputy Dang: not unless i'm under oath! PrincipalPoop: no no no ,the restraining order is still in effect rebozoette: gomi ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: lol PrincP PrincipalPoop: talk to my lawyer,art holeflapper PrincipalPoop: in parenthesis Cat: that was a bad transition Deputy Dang: 3 weeks until my first paycheck... somebody remind me to buy 2 Bear Whiz steins (one for me, one as a gift), and either 2 bozo coffee mugs or one bozo mug and one danger mug. PrincipalPoop: huh? too picky just fine Deputy Dang: ... assuming the mj pee test passes... PrincipalPoop: 3 weeks? uh-oh Nabby: back PrincipalPoop: sing as it comes around PrincipalPoop: wb you can.... Beet: I always wanted to see a menu Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign llanwydd: why see a menu if you can get anything you want? PrincipalPoop: werid ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'shoes for industry', just granted probation at 10:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Nabby: good point Cat: thats a good transition Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llanwydd: hey shoes Beet: I just wanted to see 'em write it down shoes for industry: good evening comrades DJTweeny: wb shoes Nabby: shoes PrincipalPoop: hey kiddo rebozoette: kickin it new school cease: flickwas good too Beet: shoes PrincipalPoop: excellent Cat cool DJTweeny: lol rebo shoes for industry: I'm gonna find a group of guys, dress like them and follow em around. or I could pick up a couple of girls shoes for industry: I'm gonna find a group of guys, dress like them and follow em around. or I could pick up a couple of girls
rebozoette raises hand Beet: Like Bottles Deputy Dang: he's weird man, like with a beard llanwydd: theres an echo in here DJTweeny: there's an echo in here... PrincipalPoop: sit in a tree and you know the rest... llanwydd: beat you to it tween rebozoette: catherwood please give everyone water ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone water. PrincipalPoop: flute Beet: A balcony you could do Shakespeare from llanwydd: thanks cathy ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" shoes for industry: far out Catherwood, roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the table ||||||||| Catherwood fars out roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the table. Deputy Dang: oh man, I used that line once, and almost got slapped, because the balcony was within hearing range! cease: that was it Beet: Nice one, Cat. llanwydd: very good, cat ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" rebozoette: cat thanks wonderful Lil: So glad you completed this one Cat Deputy Dang: That was awesome! cease: me too,lil ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “FIGHTING CLOWNS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out FIGHTING CLOWNS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln' PrincipalPoop: the bozo song? cease: it was onthe shelf for 14 monthes, but thanks to you i got back and finshed it llanwydd: catherwood, get me a bring me a give me a ||||||||| Catherwood gives llanwydd a. llanwydd: lol cease: next week's collage, a Firesign Shine Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “FIGHTING CLOWNS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-rv DJTweeny: as $100 Shine? DJTweeny: *as in Deputy Dang: da, comrade cease: based on a lnog ProcBerg album cut and a great ry cooder tune Beet: Don't be confused, Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Beet and yells "My ears are burning..." llanwydd: we all shine on DJTweeny: cool, Cat Lil: It's a great on for sure cease: will be in your email box promptly, tween. cease: i'm at least 2 weeks away from the kesey project. DJTweeny: ah, OK rebozoette: chest hair smile Deputy Dang: have i missed the closet jerker part yet??? Deputy Dang: i'm at lesat 2 hours away from the kinsey project Beet: Russkie Hackers - the new breed of Commie Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “FIGHTING CLOWNS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-rv Deputy Dang: Yay! That's me! DJTweeny: lol rebozoette: top secret bozo attach PrincipalPoop: attach case? Beet: Hello NSA guy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ah, me Deputy Dang: Ah, Bach! PrincipalPoop: oh I forgot to say hi to him,or her, or it. Why genderfy everything? Beet: generic "guy" Beet: That's atomic Deputy Dang: ungendered guy? Beet: seems yo be the trend rebozoette: it stays warm for awhile PrincipalPoop: we still have unisex shops? Beet: or no sex shops PrincipalPoop: no sex, hold it right there Beet: Bush dumber than Ford cease: i wonder is this is original music Deputy Dang: I live near a great burger, a great pub, and an adult novely/video store, and a funeral home (a couple of blocks over). I tell my friends I moved here so I can eat, drink and be merry, so I look happy when I die. PrincipalPoop: tough call beet cease: if Deputy Dang: great burger pjoint Deputy Dang: great burger joint. man, this is worse than autocorrect on my phone! ;-) ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: don't take that ringtone with me Beet: fer sher PrincipalPoop: location libation vibration ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Deputy Dang: I just realized he says, "hair is dead", and he's right about that! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" cease: good catch, dang PrincipalPoop: raygun Deputy Dang: This is my dead hair, earlier this year: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1BEOXeVrCykwG5xTccTUQhpgnjEgoy7rlnQ rebozoette: lol pp rebozoette: dang dang cease: earlier in that school for actors, there was an ad for goat something, tobacco? rmemember? ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." ||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for industry - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Deputy Dang: idon'trememberthat PrincipalPoop: no it was sheep, or foxes, or idk, nevermind cease: this must a cut skunk baxter plays on Deputy Dang: I probably need to see my doctor, what's his name... Doctor... um... Doctor... cease: must be Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Memory, DD, memory llanwydd: almost forgot the name skunk baxter PrincipalPoop: Sissboombam ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'SaintSlack', just granted probation at 10:26 PM", then leaves hurriedly. llanwydd: steeley dan and doobie bros cease: hes on the credits. sounds like his guitar PrincipalPoop: oh my saint Deputy Dang: +1 llanwydd cease: steely dannish riff there cease: hi saint Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi StSlackery SaintSlack: Hello Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nice B3 work! PrincipalPoop: hook, pepper Deputy Dang: bill bill bill? Deputy Dang: B3? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: B3 Hammond organ DJTweeny: Hi SaintSlack PrincipalPoop: a bump in the road with a name
Deputy Dang waves his hand-manned organ around, shouting "Oh, Ass cash or grass!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com PrincipalPoop: opps a bump with a name in the road Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Beet: That James Dean crash was just weird llanwydd: violent juvenile freaks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
Deputy Dang is a sausage with an eye cease: sounds like the tubes ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Deputy Dang: (okay... i'll stop) llanwydd: love this Beet: yuh mudda Deputy Dang: yah dadda had to take 3 viagras to sleep with yuh mom! PrincipalPoop: cirque internationaaaaaaal Cat: the firesign certainly are eclectic Deputy Dang: saccarine Beet: whudever PrincipalPoop: any thing rhyme with eclectic? Beet: general eclectic? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! SaintSlack: Ask an electrition. PrincipalPoop: loool japanese does not count Deputy Dang: I'm waiting for the electrician... or someone like him. Cat: she's not coming rebozoette: heh duds Deputy Dang: damn... fingers know what's right. I'm waiting for the electrician... ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! PrincipalPoop: godo? godot? fodor PrincipalPoop: frodo Deputy Dang: dammit it again! eclectrician BossNamedBilll: My favorite line, "If this isn't escape, what is?" Cat: the usual firesign album full of great lines PrincipalPoop: jerry lee lewis is 81 today BossNamedBilll: But way more great music than average. Beet: HBD Killer. Cat: this is their musical Cat: proctor and bergman were doing musicals at yale in the latge 50s Cat: the genre PrincipalPoop: this bus won;t go Cat: this could well segue into bozos PrincipalPoop:tween tenor Deputy Dang: I see.. .you are... a sailor... ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “THE WALL OF SCIENCE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out RADIO NOW LIVE at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln' PrincipalPoop: turtles all the way down ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Deputy Dang: All you politicians: Up against the wall--of science! Deputy Dang: After the beginning, there were, we turkeys... BossNamedBilll: The biggest he had seen Beet: Fish Balls PrincipalPoop: plowman Deputy Dang: ploughman cease: saucy Deputy Dang: I still believe it PrincipalPoop: faugh rebozoette: lumpless cease: they did a lot of versions of this, all great Deputy Dang: I believe in hot lumps Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'd like to hear Neil McGee Tyson sit in on this sometime ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." BossNamedBilll: God I love this skit Deputy Dang: er... i mean hot humps rebozoette: lookin for the ooze Deputy Dang: I'd like to hear Neil deGrasseTyson sit in on this sometime cease: he could do a riff on it on his podcast Johan Amadeus Myjetski: deGrasse, yes, thank you DePuty, I stand corrected BossNamedBilll: "Mesquitos" is an awesome one. PrincipalPoop: heh heh he said degrasse cease: proctor could go on his podcast to talk about this. maybe ossman too
rebozoette claps cease: id rather smoke it than say it Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, ceased, he could. Or, he might have Proctor on StarTalk sometime rebozoette: lucy is zat u cease: starttalk thats it. i heard it once, when we were stuck in portland traffic last nov rebozoette: za xu? cease: new car came with satelitte radio. i should visit it's site ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" PrincipalPoop: dig the earth snap snap llanwydd: my ambien is kicking in DJTweeny: Does it make you feel, like, really ambient, llan? cease: is that a downer? PrincipalPoop: sweet dreams llanwydd: garden gnomes are sitting with me around my bed DJTweeny: lol Deputy Dang: Yes, NDT should have PoS (Proctor on StarTalk). i'll send him a note. Not to name drop... but he's my personal astrophysicist. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Beet: lol ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' llanwydd: not a downer, cat. an hypnotic rebozoette: hugh manitees PrincipalPoop: or fouton elves BossNamedBilll: Fudd! Deputy Dang: I love that line Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'd watch it, DD! cease: do have your own personal laws of physics? Deputy Dang: (hawk) Flemish town of... Beet: Teslaces Deviant llanwydd: yes, cat but I dont impose them on others rebozoette: members? PrincipalPoop: you don't look flemish Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And if so, cease, can he BREAK his own personal laws of fizzicks? Beet: I'm sorry I misspelled "Teslacles". DJTweeny: we need a FST Spelling Checker Cat: lol llan cease: a spell checker would defeat the purpose of the firsigns Nabby: spell checker is tool of cowards cease: can god create a stone too heavy for him to lift? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Now my feet are getting too clod... DJTweeny: Great to have you back, PrincipalPoop :-) BossNamedBilll: Some nice variation here. cease: indeed, tween PrincipalPoop: spells are ok, but check all the curses rebozoette: bug spray Nabby: good point PPoop Beet: cool PrincipalPoop: it is fun to be back cease: this sounds like weirdly cool Nabby: Hey great time Tween cease: but all their stuff is weirdly cool PrincipalPoop: my wavelength will adjusr, thatnks tween alll Beet: This was fun. Had a great time. Thanks Cat for another stellar production. Thanks Dr. Tween. Welcome back, Poop. Thanks everyone. G'Nite. BossNamedBilll: G'nite awll Nabby: Thanks Cat, and thanks Rufus & Merl to boot rebozoette: Beet BossNamedBilll Cat cease Deputy Dang DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski llanwydd Nabby PrincipalPoop thanks cease and tweeny grand just grean PrincipalPoop: ciaooooo cease: thanks again, tween DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... PrincipalPoop: yes M and all Nabby: Later all! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite all love to all! ||||||||| 10:55 PM -- cease left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| At 10:55 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, PrincipalPoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... llanwydd: thanks for all the great stuff tonight, tween Cat: yall come back next week DJTweeny: lol Nabby: aloha ha ha SaintSlack: It was great to hear Fighting Clowns again My only copy is on cassette llanwydd: ambien has me very pleasantly disoriented. I think Ill haved something to eat and go to bed ||||||||| At 10:58 PM, Merlyn dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." llanwydd: have Cat: better than something to bed and go to eat llanwydd: just us, huh? what we hearing next week Deputy Dang: I remember when that came out. man, im getting old. SaintSlack: Anyone recommend a good ice cream related song? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cat: i think the airplane had a song ice cream phoenix SaintSlack: I'm putting together a playlist. I'm in the ice cream biz. llanwydd: well, I am just ex-zuckin-fausted BossNamedBilll: /me scampers off to the Gypsy Doctor in a twinkling of fireworks. DJTweeny: Can't say I can think of any... Cat: better than the alternative, dang Cat: get your firesign shine here next week. night all ||||||||| Catherwood says "11:01 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Cat by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door llanwydd: nytol ||||||||| llanwydd scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's llanwydd?! It's 11:01 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... ||||||||| SaintSlack says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, SaintSlack exits at 11:08 PM. ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Catheterwood - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| m. doggler - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Oolbenite', just granted probation at 1:44 AM", then leaves hurriedly. Oolbenite: how do you do? Oolbenite: how do you do,the listening? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Oolbenite - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| BossNamedBilll - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
BossNamedBilll
Cat
Catheterwood
cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
m. doggler
Merlyn
MrNigger
Nabby
Oolbenite
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
SaintSlack
shoes for industry
shoes for the dead
