||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 22, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween falls out at 5:21 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 7:07 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 8:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:34 PM and late as usual, it's DJTweeny, just back from Elmertown." ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Pink Floyd) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and dude gets out at 8:40 PM. DJTweeny: Hi dude ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dude - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Beet enters at 8:55 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Beet: A suitably Cosmic intro to a properly Cosmic chatroom. Evening Tween and dude. DJTweeny: Hi Beet DJTweeny: some 'trippy' music for a replay of Cat's "Hunter And Bear" ;) Beet: I guess it's just you and me, Dr Tween at least for a moment. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Cat', just granted probation at 8:56 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: 2 or 200, the show must go on... DJTweeny: Hi Cat ||||||||| Catherwood ushers rebozoette into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:57 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette Beet: Howdy Cat & rebo Cat: not getting any volume. rebozoette: Beet Cat DJTweeny hi all and thanks tweeny it is to laugh ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies llanwydd into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:58 PM, then departs. llanwydd: good evening DJTweeny: Hi llan ||||||||| "8:58 PM? 8:58 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lil should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lil enters and sits at the bar. Beet: Hi llan ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DJTweeny: Hi Lil rebozoette: hi llan Beet: Howdy Lil llanwydd: when I saw pink floyd somehow I thought of Echoes llanwydd: how did I know Beet: What'll you have? ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:59 PM, dragging Cease by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" Lil: Hi all you cool Bozo babies DJTweeny: Just what it is :) Beet: Hi Cease rebozoette: what watt ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 22, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" llanwydd: who am I? lol Cat: ok, got in other computer rebozoette: adjust your phoneage DJTweeny: Cat suffers from MI Beet: I like topless nurses DJTweeny: the best sort, for sure Lil: Ok I'll bite, MI? ||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:01 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. Beet: Hi Merl rebozoette: it all starts with hot oil DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn llanwydd: evening Merl Lil: What flavor oil? Cat: wonder why no sound on this one Cat: hi all Beet: Oh boy, the plague llanwydd: hey cat Beet: Hi down there ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: prosthetic Lil: prosthetic flavor oil? Merlyn: Autumnal equinox Merlyn: not solstice DJTweeny: oops Beet: Very appropriate rebozoette: oh good I thought the world was turning too fast ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Beet: My introduction to HST was "Where The Buffalo Roam". Cat: lots of good hunter flicks, bios Cat: this is proctor in a recent interview, comedy on vinyl podcast Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Hunter S. Thompson's son on fearing, loathing and loving the 'gonzo' journalist >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-january-28-2016-1.3423319/hunter-s-thompson-s-son-on-fearing-loathing-and-loving-the-gonzo-journalist-1.3423337 Rufus_T_Firetween: Buffalo is a weird and fun movie Beet: That looks like a good one. Thanks Tween. rebozoette: wow cat Rufus_T_Firetween: Bill Murray was great Rufus_T_Firetween: ** 'Kid Charlemagne': A Close Reading Of Steely Dan's Ode To Haight Street's LSD King >> http://sfist.com/2015/07/20/san_francisco_show_and_tell_steely.php Cat: hes doing a book tour Rufus_T_Firetween: Johnny Depp also good in Fear And Loathing Rufus_T_Firetween: and Terry Gilliam of Python involved in both ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elmer Ho in through the front door at 9:11 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Cat: proc posts these on facebook.l i just compile and collage em Beet: 2/3 of the way through the movie someone said it was based in a real person. I about fell out of my chair. Rufus_T_Firetween: hahaha Cat: yeah that article made me want to creatge this DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Elmer Ho: Hello there everyonebody Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Cat: this is from a biopic called Buy the ticket, Take the ride Elmer Ho: Any of you chaps bring the embalming fluid? Beet: Hi Elmer ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and MrNigger gets out at 9:12 PM. Elmer Ho: It's been that kind of week... Cat: i think is from a rolling stone interview Elmer Ho: Oh crap not that asshole again... Beet: Uh oh MrNigger: I think that could be arranged Elmer ;) rebozoette: theeres cat MrNigger: I'm not an asshole Beet: We have proof ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Elmer Ho: anybody got an IP filter handy? MrNigger: I'm a nice guy :) ||||||||| 9:14 PM: dil jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" Beet: We don't have proof DJTweeny: How about changing your nick to a Firesign character, MrN? dil: whats going on here DJTweeny: Hi dil MrNigger: Cmon Elmer don't be like that. I thought we were bros. ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween aka 'The Reaper' has killed off MrNigger at 9:15 PM : About 69 days by my estimate. Beet: Thought is not your chief asset ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'cAPer', just granted probation at 9:15 PM", then leaves hurriedly. dil: catherwood please take my coat ||||||||| Catherwood takes dil's coat. : About 69 days by my estimate. dil: thank you DJTweeny: Hi cAPer ||||||||| "9:15 PM? 9:15 PM!!" says Catherwood, "MrNigger should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as MrNigger enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Elmer Ho: take his hat and goat, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood takes his hat and goat. Beet: Get ready Merl MrNigger: That wasn't very nice DJTweeny: MrN, please change your nick to a Firesign character, or at least something less offensive dil: who's goat was taken DJTweeny: This is my last warning MrNigger: Thank you catherwood, at leas you are my friend. ||||||||| Catherwood ares MrNigger's friend. dil: if it was my goat I'm going to need that back MrNigger: <3 dil: i am also your friend MrNigger: <3 ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Hunter S. Thompson's son on fearing, loathing and loving the 'gonzo' journalist >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-january-28-2016-1.3423319/hunter-s-thompson-s-son-on-fearing-loathing-and-loving-the-gonzo-journalist-1.3423337 DJTweeny: last chance, MrN
MrNigger ( dil: i thought he already had his last chance dil: besides what difference does it make wat his name is Cat:http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/owsley-stanley-the-king-of-lsd-20110314 MrNigger: I really like this site rebozoette: smells just like Rufus_T_Firetween: ** 'Kid Charlemagne': A Close Reading Of Steely Dan's Ode To Haight Street's LSD King >> http://sfist.com/2015/07/20/san_francisco_show_and_tell_steely.php ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off MrNigger at 9:20 PM Beet: Thanks ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! llanwydd: sdfghjk Merlyn: I don't think he'll be able to return rebozoette: thanks tweeny Rufus_T_Firetween: and Merlyn :) ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Johan Amadeus Myjetski into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:21 PM, then departs. Beet: Howdy JAM Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HiYas, beet! DJTweeny: Hi Johan rebozoette: msg Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, djt! Cease:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geRXSVuPRhU Beet: Peter was a sojourner. Proc too Cat: this is from one of bergmans podcasts, towards the end of his life : Pls u guys I can return. Pls don't be bully 8( Cat: hi jam Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I remember the Fugs! ||||||||| "9:24 PM? 9:24 PM!!" says Catherwood, "anon should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as anon enters and sits on the couch. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Cat! you're you doing? Elmer Ho: very interesting juxtapositions here.. nice work Cat Beet: Hi anon ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: Hi anon Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi anon, & on Cat: i thought their 2 lives interacted in a postiive way. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: How're you doing, I meant to type Elmer Ho: anonanonanonanon... Cat: im here on 2 computers. cant get sound on this one tonight Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Hunter S. Thompson's son on fearing, loathing and loving the 'gonzo' journalist >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-january-28-2016-1.3423319/hunter-s-thompson-s-son-on-fearing-loathing-and-loving-the-gonzo-journalist-1.3423337 rebozoette: prolapsed pronrouns ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Ralph gets out at 9:26 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:27 PM, dragging garrybettman by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, rebozoette Beet: Hi Ralph ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: Hi garry Ralph: trailing clouds of....... garrybettman: hello Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Ralph: glory, that is really good shit Ms. Presskey Johan Amadeus Myjetski: glorious, Ralph! Hi garry! Beet: Howdy garry garrybettman: hello all Cat: at work on new project, based on the same rolling stone artile about owsley, description of bear having a bad trip and insulting kesey, saying he was irresposible about magic. that called for a collage from me ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cat: y'all can help. i think it's a dear friends episode, they are supposed to guess the author of a quote and all turned out to be ken sesey. Cat: anyone remember whch show? book doesnt help Beet: I wish my ma had done that Cat: thjis is from thier first play, Freak for a Week. DJTweeny: don't know that one Cat, but I vaguely remember it Cat: no released yet, tween. Cat: i think they will eventually,maybe just through their store Beet: My one really good trip was the best experience of my life. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Rufus_T_Firetween: I was responding to your query about the Dear Friends episode Rufus_T_Firetween: Definitey don't know Freak For A Week Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I agree. My experiences were more real than everyday waking reality. Cat: this is the rollingstone article again Ralph: ho ho ho rebozoette: running wild ||||||||| 9:33 PM: Nabby jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Cat: hi nab Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nabster!
rebozoette sees the light Cat: i got this from doc technical Nabby: greetings from the yeast Cat: this is lampoon radio hour DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Nabby: thumbs up, cat Nabby: Hey Tweeny DJTweeny: Lampoon did some great bits Cat: i worked in thisfor a while Beet: Hi Nab Cat: there is so much hunter stuff online Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is really funny, Cat! Cat: this flick is as much a collage as this audio piece is Nabby: Hey Beet Nabby: back in a bit.... rebozoette: the long and the long of it ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Hunter S. Thompson's son on fearing, loathing and loving the 'gonzo' journalist >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-january-28-2016-1.3423319/hunter-s-thompson-s-son-on-fearing-loathing-and-loving-the-gonzo-journalist-1.3423337 ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** 'Kid Charlemagne': A Close Reading Of Steely Dan's Ode To Haight Street's LSD King >> http://sfist.com/2015/07/20/san_francisco_show_and_tell_steely.php ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| garrybettman - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cat:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlAZV_EsSSE Beet: American History as it was. Cat: i hope i sound as wasted as tale of wasted thomson llanwydd: what the hell was wrong with my interpretation of that, cat? llanwydd: I thought the sound was perfect llanwydd: what went wrong? Cat: htis is is the kind of skit i was doiong in tokyo in 82 DJTweeny: nice Cat: this is part of a larger tale of being hassled by the us border with my family that year Johan Amadeus Myjetski: But it's really good skit.... Cat: i dont know,never heard it llan. rebozoette: so young cat llanwydd: sorry it didnt work Ralph: forgot what a great song that is Cat: yeah too much of my voice on this Ralph: I DID NOT KNOW he was still at it in 2011 Cat: i'm reading different articles but you dont get that. ||||||||| "9:45 PM? 9:45 PM!!" says Catherwood, "tirebiter should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as tirebiter enters and sits at the bar. rebozoette: one leg at a time Beet: I never knew the source of this song Johan Amadeus Myjetski: me neither, ralph! DJTweeny: Hi tirebiter Ralph: he knew EVERYTHING Beet: Hi tirebiter Ralph: <> Johan Amadeus Myjetski: EVENIN' TIREBITER! Ralph: <> Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sorry. Caps locked locked w/o official permission Ralph: reboze......... <3 <3 DJTweeny: I hate it when they do that, Johan rebozoette: thanks ralph Beet: Boy have they made some great music! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My keyboard doesn't have a caps lock indicator light, too, sometimes I never know... DJTweeny: indeed Beet llanwydd: this was on their first greatest hits album, I remember Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right Beet! Harmonically complex, not all that easy to figure out sometimes Beet: Sittin' here bopping to the tune Cease: i agree, beet Beet: lol ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Cat: i might make more collages out of dan tunes DJTweeny: what's on tap for next week, Cat? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I worry about my big bang account... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Beet: Who ix this? rebozoette: makes the heart go pitter pat DJTweeny: That was Bill Hicks ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Cat: how about Alice's Brazerko Lounge, a request by Lil DJTweeny: comedian from Texas Beet: Thanks Cat: and his hot licks DJTweeny: check him out on YouTube Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not he of the Hot Licks fame DJTweeny: THat would be Dan ;) Merlyn: I thought that was Hicks, yeah Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This was the first Beatles record I bought! Cat: the first beatls song i like Cat: 64? DJTweeny: he has some really good commentary mixed in with the comedy, like Carlin rebozoette: theres an amusement park in rye ny ticket to rye lol llanwydd: Its from the BEATLES 65 album Cat: thanks Beet: Great song Beet: Fantastic job on the collage, Cat. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: GREAT, Great work, Cat!!! ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" rebozoette: great one thanks cat llanwydd: well, you did some fine voice work on that, cat rebozoette: thanks for the do over ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cat: you approve of the new diretion i'm going? Cat: becoming more professor cat. not too boring? Ralph: thumbs up Cat!! Cat: thanks, llan. Beet: me like Ralph: it's all GOOD ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “NOT INSANE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out NOT INSANE at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni'
rebozoette appaludes cat DJTweeny: love it Cat rebozoette: the sound of clapping Ralph: likes her Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Indubitablly, Cat! Ralph: thanks to all concerned Ralph: more SUGAR.................... Ralph: those living, and those who live on...... Cat: ok, i have 2 in the can, restaurant for next week, a firesign shine in 2 weeks Ralph: I'll have a snort rebozoette: it twirls and spins and opps ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: cool, Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “NOT INSANE” at >> firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=ni-ln rebozoette: looking forward to the past cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Cat: mayb the kesey piece will be ready in 3 weeks, dont know Beet: Interesting layering there Lil: Woohoo Restaurant!!!! Ralph: how bout bending a couple in the doo-dah room? Cat: hope you'll be in time for itr, lil Ralph: Captain Phlegm Lil: why do you think I'm always late? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Depends on how bendable the couple is , Ralph.... Cat: noone remembers the kesey answer from Dear Friends? I'll ask Taylor ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Lil: I always open the audio first ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html Cat: was kidding lil. you're welcome whenever ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" rebozoette: mizzen Ralph: Rocky Rocomoto Cat: i'm not sure where the kesey piece is going. rebozoette: jibber me timber Ralph: Furthur, no doubt ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Ralph: What? I was arrested?? Ralph: Idenamine phosphate Beet: Yes you were, Ralph. Ralph: Surely not for false advertising......... Elmer Ho: I'll stand on my head til my ears turn red Ralph: Thanks for the interruption! Elmer Ho: the actual Cal Worthington commercials were almost as funny as the FST parodies Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Cat: vaguely recall them, ho ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." rebozoette: shanty shanties Ralph: this never sounded as intelligible as it does now.... Cat: speaking of phil, he's training accross canada now. Cat: maybe the best time to see canada, before wintre descends Ralph: put FST on your Chopin Liszt DJTweeny: looks like some gorgeous scenery, Cat ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| tirebiter - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... DJTweeny: would love to take a train trip across Canada some day Cat: looks like a deluxe suite, seeing canada in style DJTweeny: that's the way to do it Cat: when i saw it in late sept, 99, driving accross sask. the fields alongthe road glowing gold, red barns, intense blue sky with puffy clouds. it was so beautiful i had to stop and just look at it. Cat: ontario and quebec are great for leaves this time of year. DJTweeny: nice Beet: Amazing soliloquey llanwydd: I miss the leaves ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" rebozoette: l L Ls ya gotta love em Cat: phil and melinda have chosen well. Elmer Ho: I remember Canada Elmer Ho: was in Montreal trying to find my way to the meeting place Cat: shoveling them off the front steps to avoid law suits is a daily chore. guess it's healthy or something. llanwydd: I hope to take a train across siberia someday DJTweeny: there's a band by that name as I recall, llan Elmer Ho: I mentally practiced what I remembered of my high school french, then real smooth walked up to this guy and asked "Pardonnez-moi, ou se trouve...." Cat: you think siberia would be intersting? Elmer Ho: he answered "Sorry, I don't speak French" Cat: i would like to see st. petersburg, my grandfather's hometown. DJTweeny: lol llanwydd: I keep dreaming about it. seriously ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" rebozoette: at my last houde the acorns in fall we called it nut fall Cat: lol ho DJTweeny: that would be one long rail ride across 7 times zones Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sounds painful, rebozoette! DJTweeny: So what's Proc's origin/destination? Montreal to Van? rebozoette: was like water torture fun for the squirrels llanwydd: Ive got some stuff to work on. Hopefully see you all next week. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cat: he was in van briefly. DJTweeny: be well llan Cat: ok llan. rebozoette: duck and cover jam ||||||||| llanwydd departs at 10:18 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Beet: nite llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite plan! rebozoette: bye llan DJTweeny: speaking of, I wonder how shoes is doing Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nite plan! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nit llan! ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Elmer Ho: have a great eve, llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: what's up w/ shoes, djt? Cat: reek of health, llan Cat: yes, he is amiss DJTweeny: Johan Amadeus Myjetski: what's up w/ shoes, djt? << has been recovering from cancer Cat: 2nd time they said fuck in a record DJTweeny: has been saying his health was improving Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sorry to hear that. A good friend was just dragnosed w/ prostrate cancer... Good thoughts to shoes! Cat: hope so Cat: cancer is no one's friend. rebozoette: what has yet to be created Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Damn straight, Cat! Cat: this works better on stage DJTweeny: Beet, did you see my PM? Beet: the voices in my head Cat: i dont think they ever really approached the script as an audio project. Elmer Ho: gotta cut and run Cat: unlike for example, dwarf and bozos Elmer Ho: best to Shoes, hope all goes well ||||||||| Elmer Ho is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:27 PM. Cat: off you go, ho. thanks for dropping by. Beet: PM? Beet: see ya elmer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Ho! Ralph: ye gods this is soooo fucking hilarious Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL! Cat: its really hard for the firesign not to be hilarious Ralph: help.... i can't breathe....... Beet: Get it, DJ? Ralph: we steppin in a speedy druiser boat? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Ralph: cruiser Cat: any of you read tom wolfe's electric kool-aid acid test? DJTweeny: Cat: any of you read tom wolfe's electric kool-aid acid test? << probably back in the ealy 70's Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Many, many years ago, Cat rebozoette: catherwood please give ralph mouth to mouth ||||||||| Catherwood brings ralph mouth to mouth. Cat: me too. unfortunatley didnt re-read it before i wrote Neal Amid, abou Neal Cassady. Cat: freinds of mine who met kesey said he was a regular guy. Cat: he seemed to be in the middle of a farming chore when i contacted him. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've lived & worked on a few farms in my time. Not fun, but the last one was a cattle farm. Turned me vegan. Ralph: Buffoon for President Cat: im gonna use a few bits from that book in my kesey collage Beet: Let's draft Papoon! Cat: my parents grew up on farms, headed for the city as soon as they could Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah! That'll be rich resource for a collage, cat! DJTweeny: I hear it's a hard life Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Work to do all the time, seldom any money, nor time to go anywhere... Beet: Papoon only a little less daft than Hill and Drumph Ralph: Mark Time Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love Mark Time! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “THE PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PINK HOTEL at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd' Ralph: laughing hysterically at the intro DJ Cat: last week was my nixon bio, am working on a kesey thing. i dont know if i want to keep doing that or where i'm going here. Cat: but geting tired of tying firesign to just songs Beet: Love the dramatic music rebozoette: on to the ledge Beet: Hello NSA guy. Lil: Missed hearing this album Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Lil: It's great Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Lil: Mitch Mitch Mitch Mitcn Mitch Johan Amadeus Myjetski: we can't talk in here? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln Beet: This is why soap operas take forever to advance a plot. DJTweeny: really excellent parody :) rebozoette: oh thats worse Nabby: sort of back but have to exit again heh Beet: hello goodbye Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Nabby! Beet: this is funny Nabby: this is a riot Nabby: floatin JAM rebozoette: foe pardes Ralph: Miss Peaches Creamy from East Orange, NJ??? Nabby: ahh Pink Hotel Cease: stay as long as you like, nab rebozoette: pork and nabby rebozoette: new guernsey ralph Cat: have you seen any of proctors actual soap opera appeafrances? Cat: i will be thinking of this when i'm next in paris. DJTweeny: Are there some on YouTube? Cease: yes rebozoette: everybody hum DJTweeny: Hope they get links to stuff like that on the new FST channel Cat: beedn by the tower but never visited it. will finally next year, inshallah Beet: got half way up on my visit Cat: there is a restaurant, Jules Verne, i really want to go to. ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Beet: Paris is the most beautiful city Cat: shortly before his death, we took my parents to a french restaurant. my dad saw photo of the eiffle tower and was transported to the wonderful time they both had long ago
Merlyn waves bye Nabby: Thanks Tweeny & Cat & Merl & Rufus to boot! Cat: it is, beet Nabby: Great to see you all! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks, Cat, DJT, & EVERYBODY for the yuks! Love to all! Cat: thanks for the venue, tween. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Beet: This was great fun. Thanks everyone. Thanks, Cat. Thanks Tween. G'Nite.
Nabby exits, stage left. DJTweeny: glad to do it, Cat :) ||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "10:59 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Cat: will keep doing it as long as i stay inspired. rebozoette: anon Beet cAPer Cat Cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil Nabby Ralph rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween thanks cat wonderful and tweeny u da bomb ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| "Hey Cat!" ... Cat turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Ralph: holy smoke DJ, you done outdone yourself all over again Rufus_T_Firetween: lol, thanks :) Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... Ralph: You may already have won! ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| anon - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cAPer - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dil - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cease - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat
Cease
dil
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
garrybettman
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
MrNigger
Nabby
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
