||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 08, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| "4:37 AM? 4:37 AM!!" says Catherwood, "YllucsNiv should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as YllucsNiv enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| "I'm going to The Nigger Room" says YllucsNiv, and leaves. ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' ||||||||| New topic: 'It is that nigger MykeHawktoplel's birthday today!' ||||||||| VinScully steals in around 1:03 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." VinScully: no ur a nigger VinScully: no ur a niggar ||||||||| It's 1:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| VinScully - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and fozzybear gets out at 5:05 PM. ||||||||| fozzybear walks away to The Nigger Room. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 7:33 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR *** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' DJTweeny: oops, not true... ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' DJTweeny: better ||||||||| Catherwood leads Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 7:40 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| 8:02 PM: Rajah jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| "Hey Rajah!" ... Rajah turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:11 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Outside, the 8:22 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off YllucsNiv at 8:23 PM ||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "8:23 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| "8:23 PM? 8:23 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits on the divan. Merlyn: Whoops, please re-enter the topic, tweeny ||||||||| New notice: ' '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'' ||||||||| New notice: ' ** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **' Merlyn: Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET Merlyn: visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com Merlyn: hmm... ||||||||| New notice: ' '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' Merlyn: yay Merlyn: In the words of Daffy Duck, "Let's get this picture started!" Merlyn: v Merlyn: e Merlyn: i Merlyn: c Merlyn: l Merlyn: text Merlyn: supposed to say "vertical" DJTweeny: NOTICE: ** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Jefferson Airplane) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: we is live... ||||||||| "8:55 PM? 8:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Ralph should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Ralph enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts it's bad for my hullabaloo-za' in through the front door at 8:56 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi Hulla, Ralph ||||||||| Catherwood leads it's bad for my hullabalooza's in through the front door at 8:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Cat inside, makes a note of the time (8:58 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Ralph: Hello, howdy, how do ya do it's bad for my hullabalooza's: where's the fire? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:58 PM and cease sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Ralph: in your eyes, lieutenant cease: oo, airpllane. ||||||||| Edmond Edmond tiptoes in around 8:59 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." cease: i saw them once at a free concert in la. they were worth the price. DJTweeny: Hi Cat, Edmond Cat: in your eyes, blind person it's bad for my hullabalooza's: haha it's bad for my hullabalooza's: haha ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 08, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Edmond Edmond: good evening DJTweeny: thought it appropriate music for your collage, Cat :) cease: ed2? havent seen you here in a while ||||||||| "9:00 PM? 9:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits on the divan. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'shoes for the dead', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette DJTweeny: Hi shoes ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Lil', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:01 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... shoes for the dead: Howdy rebozoette: Cat cease DJTweeny Edmond Edmond it's bad for my hullabaloo-za' it's bad for my hullabalooza's Merlyn Ralph did I lurk too long hi all and tweeny ya know Cat: right you are, tween Cat: hi lily Cat: hi shoes DJTweeny: Hi Lil Cat: and lil too. what a cornucopia of chatters! rebozoette: ni cat how is ya rebozoette: hi lil shoes for the dead: no audio? Lil: Hi gang good to be here Rufus_T_Firetween: audio's working here Cat: just finished my nixon collage yesterday and began work on my ry cooder collage today Ralph: get winamp app rebozoette: fun way sun way Lil: Can't wait to hear your Nixon Cat Cat: maybe tween will play it next week, lil DJTweeny: Should have saved these for your Nixon bit cease: i use this in my nixon piece it's bad for my hullabalooza's: I'm new to this page, I love firesign but is this venue sort of a mixed conversation or is it more of a regular crowd with planned weekly discussions? shoes for the dead: mixed up is more like it Edmond Edmond: I just got back from Goshen rebozoette: who is dory and why is she hunky lol rebozoette: yeah cat it's bad for my hullabalooza's: so, we're all bozo's on this bus then I take it. good DJTweeny: lol rebo ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Cat: it would be hard to overestimate my loathing of cocaine. shoes for the dead: i still got no audio here, Park it and Lock it!! cease: i had a job catering weddings in late 60-s and used to sing this song with the organizt, though neithter of us has ever done coke. cease: she had really good dope though DJTweeny: sorry shoes :( DJTweeny: tter luck next week... DJTweeny: *better Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Juan Thompson (Hunter’s son) interview >> http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-january-28-2016-1.3423319/hunter-s-thompson-s-son-on-fearing-loathing-and-loving-the-gonzo-journalist-1.3423337 Cat: coke is for horses, not for men. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** 'Kid Charlemagne': A Close Reading Of Steely Dan's Ode To Haight Street's LSD King >> http://sfist.com/2015/07/20/san_francisco_show_and_tell_steely.php Cat: this is from a doc i found on youtube, take the ticket or something. rebozoette: ah shoes we hear Cat:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlAZV_EsSSE rebozoette: theres that cat rebozoette: we hear shoes Cat: when i began creating collages in 2009-10 after Proctor's daughter called me Lazy, i read a piece from a magaine article in one of my first collages. Cat: this flick/doc is very collagy Cat: add is the life of the seriously drugged DJTweeny: good for her for prodding you into the collage business :) Lil: Audio definitely playing up here too-- on and off Cat: hi lil DJTweeny: listening to the stream on another computer now Lil: Hello again Cat lol DJTweeny: sounds OK here rebozoette: really a great testement to how well you knew the cat Cat: i'm not a cat but i play one in this dimention DJTweeny: not hearing any skipping Lil: Could be my area, or the browser Lil: Good enough though cease: i ilke the way their stories interact lilke this. Lil: Me too cease: i sent this to juan and will to bear's widow. Cat: this does speak to me, my own situation ||||||||| RON enters at 9:24 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: Hi Ron RON: Hello rebozoette: font or phant RON: Is Catherwood making sucky sucky right now ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to RON and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" cease: Nor backward RON: Can you name the chat member whose username begins with THE (case sensitive)? Cat: keneth anger- angry hunter ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:26 PM, dragging gucci by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" DJTweeny: I cannot, Ron Cat: hope y'all dig it. DJTweeny: cool stuff, Cat ||||||||| "9:27 PM? 9:27 PM!!" says Catherwood, "2511443 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as 2511443 enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'fozzybear', just granted probation at 9:27 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| 9:27 PM: TopBasedGod jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" RON: me neither duds ||||||||| Catherwood escorts memersonly into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:27 PM, then departs. ||||||||| beast tiptoes in around 9:27 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Jay333111 falls out at 9:27 PM. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:27 PM and niggor sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Cat: you'be been here under different name, ron? Jay333111: wew RON: tbh this my new home now fozzybear: shred some gnarr TopBasedGod: yes hello RON: Have you gentleduds pooped big recently? DJTweeny: Hello folks Jay333111: GO BOLTS RON: or normal poops? beast: this is gonna give me seizures cease: what are all these Mexicans doing here? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts prezdonaldtrump inside, makes a note of the time (9:27 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. TopBasedGod: BUILD A WALL Jay333111: N Jay333111: I fozzybear: tfw they deleted the nigger room prezdonaldtrump: hi im here for the orgy RON: must be niggers ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies old5ndimer into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:28 PM, then departs. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:28 PM, dragging YllucsNiv by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" TopBasedGod: i was led to believe that there would be punch and pie here? Cat: only your own, top Jay333111: lies have been told ||||||||| YllucsNiv sneaks away to The Nigger Room... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 9:28 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Nabby steps in at 9:29 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:29 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Cat: hi llan ||||||||| 9:29 PM: Nabby jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hi llan Cat: nab 2, or 3 ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' DJTweeny: Hi Nabby ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Hooey', just granted probation at 9:29 PM", then leaves hurriedly. TopBasedGod: okk Cat: youve missed half my new collage. RON: Can you direct me to the nigger room? ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." DJTweeny: oh, Merlyn... ||||||||| llanwydd steps in at 9:29 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:29 PM and late as usual, it's cheseball, just back from Ohio." ||||||||| New topic: 'It's that nigger MykeHawkToplel's birthday today!' ||||||||| "I'm going to The Nigger Room" says RON, and leaves. prezdonaldtrump: is someone a mod here Cat: are we suddenly being flooded by non-firesign fans? rebozoette: what what what rebozoette: odd traduckens ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' fozzybear: what's firesign cat? Lil: HACKERS Cat: i was here on day one, 1995, but have never operated in any executive position ||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 9:31 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. prezdonaldtrump: im sorry cat Cat: are you listening, foz? prezdonaldtrump: maybe one day Cat: this is a chat about firesign theatre, a radio comedy group from the 60s rebozoette: catherwood give them the bums rush please ||||||||| Catherwood gives them the bums rush. Cat: if you tune in to the audio channel for this chat, you may be enlightened ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' rebozoette: hi nabby ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Edmond Edmond: It seems that no one is talking to each other.
rebozoette is pleaased fozzybear: oslo that ends lo prezdonaldtrump: guys i think i know where everyone is coming from Cat: how have you been ,ed? prezdonaldtrump: i was told this was a site for the after party Cat: that;s saying a lot, trump rebozoette: I jut spoke to catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside rebozoette and says "Do you have something for me to do?" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' ||||||||| fozzybear, spotting Bradshaw, runs into The Nigger Room. Cat: you were misinformed. ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' DJTweeny: prezdonaldtrump: i was told this was a site for the after party << what party? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' prezdonaldtrump: oh yea, you ever heard of the lemon party ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' ||||||||| prezdonaldtrump walks away to The Nigger Room. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' prezdonaldtrump: oh yea, you ever heard of the lemon party prezdonaldtrump: i was told this was a site for the after party ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' DJTweeny: this is a really informative collage, Cat ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' Cat: i got up at the crack of noon, tom waits. ||||||||| New notice: 'You are all NIGGERS' ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off niggor at 9:39 PM Cat: i was a teacher for a long time, tween. this is an extention of that kind of profession. DJTweeny: merci Merlyn ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| 1473384588 - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with RON close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:40 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. ||||||||| 9:40 PM: RON jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" : good nite nurse ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:40 PM and late as usual, it's YllucsNiv, just back from Illinois." ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:40 PM and late as usual, it's poop, just back from Elmertown." ||||||||| Catherwood leads rebozoette inside, makes a note of the time (9:40 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| 9:40 PM: pls jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies cease inside, makes a note of the time (9:41 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:41 PM and poop steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Cat', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:42 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and rebozoette plummets into the garden at 9:42 PM. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:42 PM bus from British Columbia pulls away, leaving Cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rufus_T_Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (9:42 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. : ** 'Kid Charlemagne': A Close Reading Of Steely Dan's Ode To Haight Street's LSD King >> http://sfist.com/2015/07/20/san_francisco_show_and_tell_steely.php ||||||||| Catherwood escorts b into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:42 PM, then departs. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Edmond Edmond', just granted probation at 9:42 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween falls out at 9:42 PM. ||||||||| 9:42 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" ||||||||| Catherwood escorts fozzybear inside, makes a note of the time (9:43 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Catherwood leads Edmond Edmond in through the front door at 9:43 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| "9:43 PM? 9:43 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Edmond Edmond should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Edmond Edmond enters and sits in front of the fireplace. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:43 PM and fozzybear waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with ewqeq close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:43 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DJTweeny into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:44 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “HUNTER AND BEAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn disembarks at 9:45 PM. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:45 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving churles coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Merlyn: Kill 'em all, let Grid sort 'em out. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Edmond Edmond disembarks at 9:46 PM. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:46 PM bus from Austin pulls away, leaving Rufus_T_Firetween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| "9:46 PM? 9:46 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits in the comfy chair. rebozoette: whay why what ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:46 PM and Lil steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Lil: Got booted lol ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: hahaha DJTweeny: Was the only way to get rid of the riff raff, Lil Lil: Thanks Merlyn ||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:47 PM, then departs. churles: hello Lil: Yep, figured that DJTweeny: Hi churles cease: are we back? cease: i'm sure we're still beautful DJTweeny: yes, for now Lil: We are Merlyn: Yep cat, you hep cat Lil: LOL cease DJTweeny: lol Edmond Edmond: Are there rules here? DJTweeny: and a hep cat he is cease: did you rescue us, merl? DJTweeny: spamming the chat is a defnite no no ||||||||| fozzybear steps in at 9:49 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Edmond Edmond: I see. I just happened into this from the albums on you tube cease: ok i just found audio, it's steely. when did it reconnect, tween? rebozoette: we listen we love fst we comment DJTweeny: the audio never stopped as far as I know rebozoette: cease has worke hard to make these fine compilations Rufus_T_Firetween: for those of you would would like to hear Cat's collage in its entirety, visit his archive Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ rebozoette: no audio on thrown outta room ||||||||| 9:51 PM: 4d3fect jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" ||||||||| Lil hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Lil?! It's 9:51 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" 4d3fect: that long? ||||||||| Outside, the 9:52 PM uptown bus from Brattleboro pulls away, leaving Lil coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Lil: OY LOL ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" cease: this chat is 21 years old. i should know. cease: i think this guy is like firesign, he had something important to say ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:54 PM and late as usual, it's Cat, just back from Vancouver." Lil: Bill Hicks DJTweeny: love Bill's comedy, RIP dude cease:Tween sent me this song. It was the first Beatles tune I really liked. Lil: Indeed Tweent cease: a fellow Texan, tween. DJTweeny: It's a good one Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ DJTweeny: yeah he was Lil: Sorry Tweeny lol Cat: any idea why we were invaded just now? DJTweeny: nope Merlyn: Just some idiot cease: ok, my nixon collage nextg week and then maybe my ry cooder tune the followingweek. rebozoette: thanks cat rebozoette:tweeny yeah Cat: glad you liked it, rebo ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: a DOMM Dear Friends broadcast “DICK NIXON CHEVROLET” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' DJTweeny: kewl, Cat Lil: Most definitely Cat ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ ||||||||| Outside, the 10:01 PM uptown bus from Illinois pulls away, leaving MrThe Butler coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi Butler ||||||||| "I'm going to The Nigger Room" says MrThe Butler, and leaves. ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off MrThe Butler at 10:01 PM ||||||||| THE sashays in at 10:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Cat: missed her? Cat: missed him? : get winamp app ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Ralph', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:03 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... Ralph: there's an echo in here... Cat: whree is here? Cat: how can i know what you here? rebozoette: great great ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Merlyn: Now hold him over there... Ralph: how cna i be in two places at once...... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow rebozoette: boy scouty Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Cat: ralph, if you're a photon, it's easy. Ralph: that's the problem with black holes Ralph: there is time travel, but it would strip you of every electron in your body Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ ||||||||| Catherwood enters with asdf close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:14 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. Cat: we sdtill seem to be attacting oddity rebozoette: wacs on waves off DJTweeny: Hi asdf Ralph: why, that's nothing but a two-bit ring from a cracker back jocks ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:18 PM and Merlyn bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Merlyn: Sorry, had to kill everyone again Merlyn: fixed a bug : oh this goes well with the end of my collage ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'c', just granted probation at 10:19 PM", then leaves hurriedly. : am I still here? ||||||||| New topic: 'Sorry, had to kill all of you again, log back in' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:19 PM and Ralph bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Merlyn: I don't think so, Colon Ralph: Amen, Ra ||||||||| "10:20 PM? 10:20 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lil should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lil enters and sits on the couch. c: Only semi ||||||||| New topic: 'Sorry, had to kill all of you again, log back in' : as long as you still like us merlyn lol ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" c: My favourite Lil ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies rebozoette in through the front door at 10:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood leads DJTweeny in through the front door at 10:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. c: this is not good ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:20 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Billville." Lil: Some morons with a suitcase c: hi rebo rebozoette: thanks merlyn Merlyn: Had to fix a bug c: this is kinna fucked up Ralph: it's the bees and spiders agin Merlyn: Nino should be a little more accurate now, too Lil: We've lost a lot of our regulars now Merlyn: What about our Ethels? c: Proc is a character in the France Scortt Key bio on pbs. Ralph: roll up your arm and bend over.... c: this is an interesting prologue for that DJTweeny: Killing people for their own good, Merlyn? Didn't know you were in the military ;) Ralph: a monstrous rendition of the natural ant theme DJTweeny: Proc gets around Lil: Cool. Proc really gets around! Lil: LMAO Tweeny Merlyn: Quite a while back, php changed some env variable names, so it wasn't getting anyone's IP address, so I fixed that, but that made it incompatible with people logged in without IPs c: he is no square ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:25 PM, dragging Sammy by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" rebozoette: hasselbackish Ralph: these guys are stoned Sammy: are you guys stoned? Lil: LOL Ralph Ralph: oh yeah Lil: If only rebozoette: the grape grate c: are the firesigns stoned? they want us to think not. DJTweeny: Hi Sammy c: sam Sammy: Hello Ralph: and just for asking that, i'll have another hit............... rebozoette: stoneing is for the middle east DJTweeny: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ Ralph: that's where i live! c: if you call thatr a living. Ralph: halfway between old Brunswick and mighty Maine! c: i rememer not being stoned. i thik lbj was your president, rebozoette: short drive Ralph: that really sucks, that he got to be president DJTweeny: lol cat rebozoette: can I be real today c: as opposed to tomorrow, rebo? rebozoette: made a u turn on spork Ralph: LOL Merlyn: Doing a test ||||||||| At 10:33 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Ralph: marijuana is very dangerous, because it is illegal ||||||||| Merlyn enters at 10:33 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. c: not for much longer ||||||||| 10:34 PM: Mr.Target jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" DJTweeny: an excellent commentary, eh Ralph? DJTweeny: Hi Target ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Mr.Target at 10:34 PM Merlyn: He's a test of mine, tween DJTweeny: oops DJTweeny: ah, ok lol DJTweeny: I think you got him Merlyn: Better than that, tween, I killed me off for good. Now I can't log in at all, no login panel for me Merlyn: That's why I need the IP address working again ||||||||| llanwydd enters at 10:36 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. llanwydd: good evening folks Ralph: LOL ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:36 PM, dragging cease by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" llanwydd: I tried and failed to log on about 9:30 est c: we come, we go DJTweeny: it's been an 'interesting' evening in the chat, llan llanwydd: so, are we all gone for the night or are there any lurkers? c: like a chinese curse llanwydd: ah here we are Ralph: room has been flushed what, 2 or 3 times? rebozoette: pull up your over coat Merlyn: a chinese curse out of a hot cheese logfile Ralph: wizardly image there Merlyn llanwydd: interesting evening, tween? I had an interesting time getting bounced out of here four or five time llanwydd: times Ralph: we interrup this program for a technical difficulty DJTweeny: Had to be done, llan, because of the idiots who were spamming the chat llanwydd: I see c: better than being bilnd, llan llanwydd: sure rebozoette: jeepers chreeps llanwydd: chappier crepes? rebozoette: on rhe back of where Ralph: i say rid it, or live widit Sammy: pepper pancakes llanwydd: I daid livie it llanwydd: I've never done pepper pancakes Ralph: spreek engrish troop Sammy: jalepeno rebozoette: yummy mums the word Ralph: mummy yums? llanwydd: closest I've come to that is potato pancakes. related to the pepper, I believe Ralph: Dr. C. McClain's Vermifuge rebozoette: hot stuffin ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' rebozoette:DJTweeny llanwydd Merlyn Ralph rebozoette Sammy thanks for the ride rebozoette: cat the great and tweeny saintly c: this is amazing rebozoette: ten acid tea Ralph: you two rebozoetta Sammy: ten acids in your tea? Ralph: unhappy macnam rebozoette: hold on hold on c: speakikng of acid, the rest of my bear hunter collafge never got played. c: can you replay it after the nixon piece, tween? DJTweeny: sure cat Ralph: there's always last week........ c: i am on a wait list for the tom wolfe book about kesey so can't complete that project until i get acid test book. Lil: Drat Lil: Well night all we tried DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... ||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 10:54 PM. DJTweeny: Spammers is just an issue we don't usually have to deal with ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cease - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... c: sound dissappersd again DJTweeny: Merlyn's given me some tools to deal with tools like that next time DJTweeny: might be a problem with RFD DJTweeny: fine here DJTweeny: anyway, we'll surely play your collage again c: by ||||||||| c leaves at 10:56 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| llanwydd hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's llanwydd?! It's 10:56 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| "I'm going to The Sitting Room" says Sammy, and leaves. ||||||||| 11:46 PM -- Sammy enters.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| "I'm going to The Aviary" says Sammy, and leaves. ||||||||| Sammy walks in and says "It's 11:50 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?" ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 12:57 AM, then departs. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Merlyn - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
4d3fect
beast
c
Cat
cease
churles
DJTweeny
Edmond Edmond
fozzybear
it's bad for my hullabalooza's
Jay333111
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
prezdonaldtrump
Ralph
rebozoette
RON
Rufus_T_Firetween
Sammy
shoes for the dead
TopBasedGod
VinScully
