||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 25, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| "3:40 PM? 3:40 PM!!" says Catherwood, "RedPillTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as RedPillTweeny enters and sits on the couch. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 6:26 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 6:32 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Not_For_Sale close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room. DJTweeny: Hi Not DJTweeny: streams go up in about 1/2 hour, and music about 8:40pm Eastern ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' Not_For_Sale: hey. were you aware of this one http://nerdist.com/maltin-on-movies-90-phil-proctor/ DJTweeny: I'm not! DJTweeny: Maybe you can post that in chat later for the folks :) DJTweeny: I'm going to post it in Facebook Not_For_Sale: or you can repaste it. good, glad it wasn't old news. Not_For_Sale: i'll be afk for a bit, cookin dindin. DJTweeny: happy eating ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Ralph', just granted probation at 8:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Michael Martin Murphey) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi Ralph ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'aylknight', just granted probation at 8:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: Hi knight DJTweeny: first time here, aylknight? ||||||||| Georgie sneaks in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Outside, the 8:52 PM crosstown bus from New York pulls away, leaving bonnie coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| At 8:53 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Georgie!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:54 PM, then departs. Not_For_Sale: (taps mic) is this on? ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" llanwydd: you folks are early ||||||||| It's 8:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| aylknight - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi bonnie, llan DJTweeny: early's OK, you get to hear great warm-up music :-) DJTweeny: Hi cease llanwydd: hey cat cease: Hi all ||||||||| Outside, the 8:58 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving rebozoette coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." llanwydd: evening rebo rebozoette: Not_For_Sale bonnie cease DJTweeny llanwydd Ralph howdeeee ya all and tweeny thanks in advance DJTweeny: yw in advance rebozoette: doe sea doe ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies TotoFan inside, makes a note of the time (8:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. rebozoette: yALLER cease: new folks tonight or just new names? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi TotoFan ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 25, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Not_For_Sale: (changes names) mainly stopped by to post this: http://nerdist.com/maltin-on-movies-90-phil-proctor/ DJTweeny: aylknight was from New Mexico, so someone I haven't seen before ||||||||| shoes for the dead waltzes in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Ralph: Howdy, friends DJTweeny: I think TotoFan has been here before DJTweeny: Hi shoes shoes for the dead: Howdy DJTweeny: thanks for the link NFS cease: continuing hi to newcoming chatters. llanwydd: jdfrbgvfhdjskzl shoes for the dead: indeed DJTweeny: couldn't have said it better myself rebozoette: finians rainbow rebozoette: yeah Ralph: the Year of Our Grid ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Beei', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:05 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Beet inside, makes a note of the time (9:05 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi Beei cease: Beet? shoes for the dead: hey Beet Beet: Howdy all. DJTweeny: Hi Beet ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “GERONIMO SPOILSPORT” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Beet: Hello Dr. Tween DJTweeny: I've met MMM's band several times (back in the 80's) Ralph: Hiya Beet: It's Ralph! cease: Mr Spoilsport ||||||||| Outside, the 9:08 PM bus from New York pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Elayne: Evenin; all Ralph: that was great DJTweeny: Hi E Beet: Evenin' Ms Elayne. Ralph: never fails to deliver cease: Hi El Elayne: Won't be staying, just wanted to confirm I'm still alive. Although ill. Ralph: hiya, layne shoes for the dead: a local DJ played Loostener's ad the other day Elayne: Just a schoolboy's head code. shoes for the dead: Hey El cease: get well soon, el ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Elayne: Thanks Cat. DJTweeny: sorry you're feelin' poorly, mizz Elayne :( Beet: It's nice that you are alive, E. Elayne: Beddy=byes now. So long, dear friends. The longer the better! Beet: Night. ||||||||| 9:09 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). shoes for the dead: get well, El DJTweeny: cool @ ad, shoes Ralph: you can Taiwan on........... Beet: Howdy shoes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Ralph: Ranco Malario cease: this is from Austin's mushroom play A Shadow Moves Upon the Land rebozoette: ugh ||||||||| "9:11 PM? 9:11 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Nabby should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Nabby enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Nabby: I'm down! DJTweeny: Hi Nabby shoes for the dead: hey Nabby ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" cease: Nab rebozoette: hi nabby Nabby: Hey y'all Beet: Hi Nab Nabby: Good to see you tonight Nabby: waz real Tweeny Beet: Egg you. Nabby: Egg foo DJTweeny: You Nabby, you! cease: I'm not the egg man Ralph: Nabby...... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Johan Amadeus Myjetski', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:14 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Nabby: Hey Ralph DJTweeny: Hi Johan Nabby: Hi JAM cease: jam shoes for the dead: Eric Burdon was the Egg man shoes for the dead: hey JAM Ralph: you are the egg man cease: War was the egg beater? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Cease, Nabby shoes, DJT, et al! Ralph: lamaria? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Limuria Nabby: (best to you all, shoes, Beet, Ruf, cease, and rebozoette, and those fading into gray....) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ? Nabby: Goo goo ga joob? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A touch of grey kinda suits you anyway... ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Beet: hi JAM Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Beet! cease: dont bogart that joobie Nabby: ahh-OOO-ga DJTweeny: Well done, Cat :) Nabby: catherwood give everyone joobies for the evening ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone joobies for the evening. shoes for the dead: same DJ played Don't bogart me too Nabby: Well, let's go..... Ralph: Far out, Catherwood..... ||||||||| Catherwood fars out. rebozoette: are those new stars Ralph: LOL cease: i' cease: l tell y'all a tale about my relation to this song. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: this song makes me think of that movie PowWow Highway Nabby: please do Cat rebozoette: tell it cease cease: in 73 i met a guy who owned a record company injapan. he asked me for suggestions for songs he could brfing to japan so i suggested this one. cease: it bombed. shoes for the dead: do tell Ralph: awesome Nabby: nooo Nabby: nice mash up Cat cease: tokyo didnt need any more bombs rebozoette: thanks cease Beet: Nice job Mr. Cease Nabby: ha Ralph: 1968 rebozoette: what did they like in 70's cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Many thanks and appreciations, cease! cease: firesign (except proctor) was REALLY into indians, both american and from india, in their ealry days Nabby: Holy cow what a great LP!
Nabby moos! cease: not sure if they were oblivious to the message or just didnt like the song. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN, OR SOMEONE LIKE HIM” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DWARF at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-rv' cease: lots of stuff, rebo, just not this tune. Ralph: Holy cow Nabby Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN OR SOMEONE LIKE HIM” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln shoes for the dead: wholey cow? no bull Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, shoes cease: you played Still Waiting here, didnt you tween? Nabby: lol Ralph: How did she make her voice do that? DJTweeny: yes I have, Cat cease: that would go well with this, but maybe overkill Nabby: I have a Cat too Nabby: er... Nabby: Pork? cease: lol DJTweeny: Don't think I have time to play both parts tonight, Cat :/ shoes for the dead: What? ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Ralph: this is so god-awfully brilliant DJTweeny: We'll have to do that sometime with it's just Electrician and Still Waiting. That would fit DJTweeny: it is, Ralph DJTweeny: lol @ cat Nabby cease: indeed, tween. cease: the lads were might proud of it. cease: mighty DJTweeny: they had good reason :) Beet: I would like to have been a fly on the wall while they were making this. DJTweeny: no shite llanwydd: jdfrbgvfhdjskzl Beet: well said llan rebozoette: it was a dark and glory o time Nabby: I remember our "aunt Dick" (he had long "hippie hair" - my dad made fun of him) cam to MN from San Fran and bought this for my pop -- Bob Newhart was great but this wiped everything out - Aunt Dick was pretty wiped out too (what's that funny smell mom?) ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" DJTweeny: looks like Llan has a cat Ralph: got any pieyodie? Nabby: I wish! llanwydd: ? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Nabby: hey llan shoes for the dead: neato, Nab cease: to misquote bart simpson, dont have a cat, man. DJTweeny: the typing llan llanwydd: aha Not_For_Sale: R.I.P. (a legend) http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/26/arts/music/rudy-van-gelder-audio-engineer-who-helped-define-sound-of-jazz-on-record-dies-at-91.html Johan Amadeus Myjetski: gosh, I love this album! Ralph: no doubt that is an actual sound recording of an A-blast shoes for the dead: sit on yer pipe? Nabby: good times - btw, Aunt Dick became a republican during the Reagan yearz Nabby: Yeah Ralph? cease: too bad, nab Nabby: I always wondered Nabby: Indeed cease llanwydd: now, he's tricky dick Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com cease: ask proc the next time he shows up here, ralph. Nabby: lol llan cease: or ask him on facebook. he's always there. shoes for the dead: rudy made lotsa good music! Not_For_Sale: the best music. DJTweeny: yes, Proc's good about responding to comments on FB cease: the metally hats thing is from a bad trip bergman had on the air. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Nabby: Procmer rules on FB - David O too (pics!) rebozoette: it feel in his lap rebozoette: lol DJTweeny: ooooook rebo lol Nabby: lol Nabby: I love this bit! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Third Red Eye saloon! llanwydd: if anybody can point me toward an internet tutorial on how to record sound in email, I could really use it rebozoette: feel is spanish for fell Beet: spiritual catchphrases llanwydd: I've looked everywhere Nabby: Good Boomers episode Ruf, as usual! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign Nabby: Yeah JAM Beet: Is there a new boomers? Nabby: Yes I think it's new llanwydd: a new boom sweeps clean cease: every thursday, beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've faced me share of paisley sunrises myself.... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN OR SOMEONE LIKE HIM” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln Beet: good to know that, cease. cease: just like chat. Nabby: Aug 25 Boomers https://youtu.be/VBXXONHpR-Q Not_For_Sale: ok gang... cya next bat-time, nextbat channel. ||||||||| Not_For_Sale is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:36 PM. llanwydd: just another paisley sunrise cease: they go together well. i did a collage based on a boomer about food and sex tween played recently. DJTweeny: see ya NFS cease: buy not DJTweeny: glad you could be here :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Not FS! Beet: Nite sale Nabby: Word. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Say the Word & you'll be free ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Beet: All spades are groovy cease: pitch forks, not so groovy rebozoette: catherwood pasta for all please ||||||||| Catherwood snubs rebozoette DJTweeny: yeah lol @ that beautifully politicall-incorrect bit ;) Nabby: ...angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night... DJTweeny: *politically cease: we won't weigh em rebozoette: mad tv was an eye opener last nite Nabby: it'll kill his mother Nabby: I liked Mad TV rebozoette: I like it too just an odd skit cease: i liked the mag Nabby: who did the voice of the ""kenedy senator cease: proc i think Beet: When all the revolution becomes the status quo. Nabby: ahh the voice man Nabby: Pow! rebozoette: I woke up once shoes for the dead: good satire Beet: Same games being played Nabby: lol Nabby: Oops away! Beet: The new boss same as the old boss. cease: won't get who'd again. rebozoette: ssend them back homes Ralph: so gallantly dreaming rebozoette: its got your name on it rebozoette: taffy Nabby: Catherwood give everyone Turkish dictionaries ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone turkish dictionaries. Ralph: bonomo! Beet: A friend of mine called this the "paranoid side". DJTweeny: kafka-esque is a good description for this Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ shoes for the dead: sorta happened to me in Moscow when I was a teen going thru Nabby: that's MY bar of soap! ||||||||| 9:46 PM: Lil jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Burroughss-esqe-ish Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! DJTweeny: Hi Lil shoes for the dead: took my passport and escorted me to a hotel Nabby: Esque-ish, yes, very. Nabby: Hey Lil cease: Lil Lil: Hi all Nabby: lol shoes Nabby: great Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi ya Lil! shoes for the dead: woke me up the next morn and took me to a plane Lil: Just in time for a Turkish dictionary cool rebozoette: hi lil ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Nabby: how are those Moscow girls, shoes? Lil: And the elevator boy Beet: I love the "he can shout" line Nabby: count the elevator boy! Nabby: brb Lil: Me too lol Rufus_T_Firetween: yeah Beet shoes for the dead: didn't see anyone cept the guards cease: you misssed my indian collage, lil. Lil: And they're tapping the line Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ cease: i was gonna dedicate it to you, but you weren't here. Beet: Hi Lil Lil: Were you really? Lil: What were you going to say Cease? Lil: Isn't that the one you sent me already? I did listen :-) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh, what IS reality? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com rebozoette: the threads are loose cease: yes lil cease: i know of your interest in first nation's issues (canadian term) cease: there's a quote from bergman somewhere about how they (firesign) thought they were indians in those days. Lil: Indeed you do cease llanwydd: funny. wouldn't they just have to look in the mirror? cease: soon we're all gonna be living likeindians and dressing like indians and, got any peyote? Lil: I had a very dear friend who was the youngest native tribal chief in the US Beet: dime novel cease: indians under the skin Lil: He passed away some years ago, also at an early age rebozoette: ha Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm 3/8 Cherokee, myself cease: an interest of mine since early childhood in saskatchewan shoes for the dead: tired eyes, gonna listen out Lil: And I promised myself I would keep his awareness of issues by posting them on my page shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! Lil: k see you shoes Beet: Must have been quite a party, JAM. cease: stay well, shoes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was a teaching artist teaching native american cutture in the city school system before i discovered my native heritage Beet: Nite, shoes. cease: an "indian" word meaning muddy river. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Came from both sides, Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite shoes! DJTweeny: be well shoes! rebozoette: buy shoes cease: for Industry cease: sell socks ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llanwydd: well, I got something to catch on tv. see you all next week cease: by llan. and thanks for the effortr ||||||||| At 10:01 PM, llanwydd rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." DJTweeny: later llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Catherwood just reminded me, Gilli from Gong died ||||||||| Catherwood remindeds Johan Amadeus Myjetski gilli from gong died. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Llan! rebozoette: we made it Lil: this album my sentimental favorite Beet: A true classic. The Library of Congress should save it for posterity. cease: it altered the comic world, lil Lil: I second that Beet ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." rebozoette: nude or new its all good ty ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: a DOMM Let's Eat broadcast “HEY, BANANA NOSE!” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' DJTweeny: absolutely, Beet Lil: It sure did cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I needed this - it's been a difficult week for me, & needed the laughs! DJTweeny: Cat, see PM from Rufus Lil: have heard this little piece before Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cease, I remember some musician friends playing WFTEOSLH in 69 or early 70, & I was an instant fan rebozoette: entonsra rebozoette: if you don't know what you are doing make it up as you go along its almost truth cease: having some computer problems DJTweeny: What's the problem, sonny? rebozoette: catherwood give jam extra laughs please ||||||||| Catherwood gets jam extra laughs. cease: my new iphone seems to have been hacked already. Beet: high-speed bussing. what a concept DJTweeny: They just released a new patch, cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks Catherwood! Thanks rebozoette! ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Johan Amadeus Myjetski and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?" DJTweeny: Update Your iPhone Now - http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/08/update-your-iphones-now/497477/ rebozoette: thats left of spoon rebozoette: sure jam keep em safe Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, Catherwood, blow rebozoette a thank you kiss ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Johan Amadeus Myjetski and asks "Do you have something for me to do?" cease: i'm in contact with them now rebozoette: catherwood catch some kisses please ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to rebozoette and yells "My ears are burning..." rebozoette: lol jam Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol! cease: that sounds vaguely pornagraphic Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, cease. "What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your toes, some say your nose, but I say it's your mind"... - Frank Zappa rebozoette: a mind is a terrible think to explore cease: Frank' cease: mind was not soap-infused. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: washed and clean, bright & shiny! cease: Bree Bree Bree! Clean Clean Clean! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New Cat Collages including "Geronimo Spoilsport" now available at his Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Berg, Sir!
rebozoette grins Lil: Afraid I'm going to need to leave early. Night all, until next week DJTweeny: have a great week, Lil Beet: See ya Lil Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Lil! Lil: Thanks Tweeny Lil: Night gang, thanks for the company :-) rebozoette: nite lol rebozoette: or lil cease: by lil rebozoette: sleepin on the star stairs cease: lol! cease: the stairway to Spirit? rebozoette: two tone two toes rebozoette: highway to happy cease ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Nancy in through the front door at 10:35 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Pawnee term for the Milky Way translates as thew "Way of Departed Spirits" DJTweeny: Hi Nancy rebozoette: cool jam ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Nancy: Hi there :) Beet: howdy nancy cease: Hi nancy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Nancy! cease: the last time we were in France, we went to a town called Anacy. cease: Almost Nancy. cease: the day was the greatest collection of transportation i've ever expereicned. cease: left hotel in Verano by cab to train station, took train to milan, than bus to airport, than flight to geneva. then by car to anacy. if only there was a boat! ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... rebozoette: catherwood send e a tonic please ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to rebozoette and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
rebozoette sticks her tongue out at catheerwood Johan Amadeus Myjetski: and JAM approves rebozoette: make sure you are tethered to the now Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a long succession of eternal Nows cease: Now say Ah Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Clem Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Let us learn three new words in futurespeak DJTweeny: got your phone fixed, cease? ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' rebozoette: tibble terps and wannado cease: i think so, tween Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, good rebootte! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: rebozoette! cease: Next week, you'll finally hear my Hunter Thompson/Bear Owsley piece. cease: In the works, Ricky Lee Firesign. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: looking forward to that, cease! DJTweeny: kewl Beet: Sonds like fun, cease cease: i'm thinking of collage-bios of Ken Kesey and Richard Nixon. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" cease: those will be long. will also probably do a short one based on a ry cooder tune cease: collage factory that i am Ralph: astonishing Ralph: hope i can make next week Beet: Enjoyed this tonight. Fun collage, cease. Thanks everyone. Thanks Dr. Tween. See you next week. ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| bonnie - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love, love, love to all! Thanks for the nyuks! Make it a great week! cease: by tween. rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Nancy thanks all for the laughs some extra for jam and cease wonderful tweeny as always grand cease: see y'all next week, inshallah DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Ralph: ok DJ Ralph: you too ||||||||| Around 10:56 PM, cease walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Thomas J. Killjoy in through the front door at 11:07 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Thomas J. Killjoy: I think I'll sit here in the waiting room.....or I could wait here in the sitting room ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nancy - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Thomas J. Killjoy - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TotoFan - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beei - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Nabby
Nancy
Not_For_Sale
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Thomas J. Killjoy
