||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 18, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 6:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny plummets into the garden at 8:03 PM. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Bob Seger) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:39 PM and Timeghost steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Timeghost: Happy thorsday, Tweeny! DJTweeny: Hi ghostman ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski sneaks in around 8:56 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| "8:57 PM? 8:57 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits at the bar. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, TGhost, dat! DJTweeny: Hi Johan ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Nabby in through the front door at 8:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: djt, Cat! cease: Hi all ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Beet into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:57 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi cease, Nabby Beet: Hey guys Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo Beet! DJTweeny: Hi Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And Nabby Nabby: Hi all, hey TweenyDJ Nabby: Hey JAM, Beet, cease & TG too Beet: Evenin' Dr Tween, JAM. Hi Nab, Mr. Ghost Nabby: Don't worry. I won't pee into this stream. Beet: Howdy Mr Cease DJTweeny: haha ||||||||| shoes for the dead sashays in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: Hi shoes Nabby: shoes ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' shoes for the dead: Howdy ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 18, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Beet: Howdy shoes cease: shoes Nabby: Where's thumbs up button? shoes for the dead: Foreward into the Past! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Shoes! Beet: That must mean we are all Bozos here. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Maj. Arcana! Nabby: hug a policeperson today ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" cease: Ossman was Way into Tarot ||||||||| "9:03 PM? 9:03 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the couch. llanwydd: evening folks DJTweeny: Hi llan cease: llan shoes for the dead: hey Llan Beet: I never see any poliecepersons unless I go OUT. Beet: Greetings llan Nabby: llan llanwydd: missed you all last week ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" DJTweeny: You'll have to aim better this evening shoes for the dead: we were missing? llanwydd: yeah, couldn't find any of you Beet: I thought I was on Side 5 ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:05 PM and rebozoette steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Elmer Ho steps in at 9:05 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. shoes for the dead: witless protection cease: rebo, ho Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We're all out on the side 'round here... DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette, Elmer shoes for the dead: hey Rebozo Beet: hello rebozoette llanwydd: hey rebo and el Elmer Ho: hello groovy guys and gals ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:06 PM and X the Unknown steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski llanwydd Nabby rebozoette shoes for the dead hi all forgot to lurk lol thank tweeny X the Unknown: Hellooooo cease: the tween voice Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Reboz, Elmer, Llan! Beet: greetings E H shoes for the dead: hey Xthe U Johan Amadeus Myjetski: it's X! Beet: Hi X X the Unknown: DoMM rocks! X the Unknown: Yo all cease: do you mark the spot? X the Unknown: you might think so, cease Timeghost: Hoy X Beet: The effort to put this together was Herculean Elmer Ho: has Taylor been knighted yet X the Unknown: Elizabeth? cease: probably been dayed shoes for the dead: or good evened shoes for the dead: eveninged rebozoette: e vapors Johan Amadeus Myjetski: vapid?
rebozoette has the vapors lol Beet: Even a photo of the original Deputy Dan Coloring book. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from the DOMM compilation audio DVD “THERE'S A FRANCISCAN FRIAR OUT THERE RIGHT NOW WHO'S DYIN'” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' DJTweeny: Hi X DJTweeny: yes it does, Beet X the Unknown: I was wondering what that smell was Elmer Ho: if you do NOT yet own DoMM, go knock over your nearest liquor store, use the proceeds to buy a prepaid credit card and order it immediately cease: i think i'm the source for this shoes for the dead: probly, cat cease: recorded it off the radio when first broadcast and later sent the reels to taylor ||||||||| "9:12 PM? 9:12 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lil should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lil enters and sits on the couch. rebozoette: bliknk twice if DJTweeny: Hi Lil X the Unknown: cool, cease shoes for the dead: you had more than they did cease: hi lil X the Unknown: Hi Lil shoes for the dead: Lil! rebozoette: hi lil Beet: Evenin; Lil Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ X the Unknown: (rebooted Nabby here) Lil: 'Ello Tweeny, cease, X rebozo, Beet shoes, and all you lovely Fireheads cease: i'm the source of those tapes as well DJTweeny: cool, cease :)
X the Unknown is immune to fire. rebozoette: cat Elmer Ho: you sir are a public servant of the highest calibre DJTweeny: So glad you kept them over the years X the Unknown: But not to Firesign! shoes for the dead: can't wait for Taylor to produce the Mushroom shows X the Unknown: Indeed Tween & cat Beet: I'm sure it's the Dr. Uh . . . Lil: LOL Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html X the Unknown: Uh.... X the Unknown: Uh..er... Lil: sounds a bit fuzzy, aside from the echo is that just me cease: taylor is i think, still lacking Last Exit to Fresno X the Unknown: Whew I though it was a bug in my ear DJTweeny: Earl and his Magic Echoplex DJTweeny: it's a tad distorted at times, Lil Lil: nah besides that Beet: Wineries and bodegas are good for free samples. Lil: thanks, gotcha Tweeny X the Unknown: echo Elmer Ho: thought it just sounded like the mic overloading rebozoette: ok then shoes for the dead: be that way DJTweeny: yes, likely Elmer Elmer Ho: were the original broadcasts in stereo? i forget when stereo FM became commonplace Beet: Gotta give thanks to those Coolies. DJTweeny: pretty sure they had to be, Elmer X the Unknown: probably, EH DJTweeny: I doubt they multitracked the radio recordings ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" shoes for the dead: mix on the fly DJTweeny: this if from June 21st, 1970 X the Unknown: Catherwood give everyone fly mix ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone fly mix. DJTweeny: lol Elmer Ho: just found this tidbit on Wikipedia: "1962: The FCC withholds the license renewals of KPFA, KPFB, and KPFK pending its investigation into "communist affiliations." " X the Unknown: Blech Lil: Can't wait for the new DVD shoes for the dead: china clipper calling Alameda DJTweeny: is this a spainsh fly mix? X the Unknown: sure is Lil: They should really take advance orders DJTweeny: wow Elmer :( X the Unknown: Lil, true! Lil: Indeed! X the Unknown: Tell em tell em whomever DJTweeny: Saw a FST Tweet from Taylor today saying they were close to releasing it, Lil rebozoette: cluster carrots DJTweeny: I'll suggest it to Taylor, Lil X the Unknown: they're dropping them on ISIS Elmer Ho: good news Tweeny - more of my money is about to disappear Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I kinda like ambient noise.... rebozoette: erc ho X the Unknown: ambient nose??
X the Unknown is so confused now. shoes for the dead: what? cease: Gogol wrote a story about an ambulatory nose. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Beet: Heactually said Ralph Williams Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Elmer Ho: were you not allowed to say "Ralph Williams" when children were around? Beet: Not for sale. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Beet: Instead of Ralph Spoilsport. Lil: Don't feel bad X I get confused in here regularly cease: ralph williams was really famous ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:26 PM and late as usual, it's Nab the X Known, just back from Hellmouth." shoes for the dead: who is he? Nab the X Known: Heheh. Keep getting dropped. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." rebozoette: whole earth shoes for the dead: hey ho Nab the know cease: if you're not confused here, you're not here. Nab the X Known: That's the spirit Cat cease: i've got a line on firesign ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:28 PM and late as usual, it's Erhard Milch, just back from Houston." ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:28 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Hellmouth." Elmer Ho: howdy Milchman shoes for the dead: hey Erhard shoes for the dead: and Merlyn Beet: Ralph Williams ran huge car dealerships in L.A. and Houston. cease: merl, milch Nab the X Known: Milchy, Merl Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What? shoes for the dead: aha, Beet Erhard Milch: can't hear the party music... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Stop messing about with the Echoplex ||||||||| Elayne steals in around 9:29 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." cease: he had dealerships in canada too. Erhard Milch: Lowest prices in town?! ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." cease: Hi El Elayne: Evenin' all! I've been shooting reds and yellows all evening, and boy am I sleepy! shoes for the dead: hey Elayne Beet: Very emotional. rebozoette: hi e Beet: Hi Elayne Erhard Milch: Oh. I thought he said "La Placenta". Was gonna go the wrong way. Nab the X Known: Hi Elayne DJTweeny: Hi E cease: hows the weather in nyc, el? Elmer Ho: welcome Elayne Elayne: The heat wave actually broke for a bit, Cat. Hope it stays this way for the next few days, we're off to a wedding over the weekend. DJTweeny: Hi Erhard, Merlyn Nab the X Known: Excellent E cease: our hotttest day of the year was today. it got up to 80. record breaking heat Elayne: I have to thank whoever put that Rod Serling bit up on the Firesign Facebook group, I passed it along gleefully. Nab the X Known: Hey Erh Elmer Ho: "not a dry seat in the house" shoes for the dead: humid there, cat? Elayne: Looks like Ossman's been digging through his vault now. Last couple weeks it was Proctor. Elayne: Oh my goodness, Cat. That is so not good. cease: most of the rest of the country would consider that a cool day. Erhard Milch: Huge cylindrical... Elayne: But of course, no evidence at al for human-created climate change...
DJTweeny blames Al Gore cease: no humidity. just makes it uncomfortable to baka pizza Erhard Milch: Now, Martian-generated global cooling... ||||||||| Merlyn mark II sashays in at 9:33 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: hello. mark. Merlyn mark II: Something's weird with my login... rebozoette: wow Beet: Catherwood give everyone a slice of pizza ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a slice of pizza. ||||||||| Merlyn mark II aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Merlyn at 9:34 PM shoes for the dead: way too much echo in this show Elmer Ho: that's what they all say ||||||||| "Hey Merlyn mark II!" ... Merlyn mark II turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:34 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Outside, the 9:34 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Merlyn: Working now? ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Beet: Hi Merl Elmer Ho: Earl was fond of echo
Merlyn waves DJTweeny: your are here, Player Elmer Ho: on one of the DF broadcasts they're begging him to turn it off Elayne: Evnien' Brian! cease: too bad he couldn't lose the echo. Elmer Ho: i saw what you did there Elayne Elmer Ho: didn't know you were a footballer Erhard Milch: Didn't know society had a superstructure. Might need a front end alignment... DJTweeny: Lompoc is from the W.C. movie The Bank Dick DJTweeny: didn't know about the temperace thing, that's cool :) llanwydd: I thought lompoc was a real place Merlyn: It is Rufus_T_Firetween: apparently it was Rufus_T_Firetween: they just said so cease: ive been there. real place. Nab the X Known: I had a lompoc removed three years ago DJTweeny: sounds painful shoes for the dead: benign? Nab the X Known: they knock you out Nab the X Known: B7 shoes B7flat9 to be Pacific Beet: Looks like my brain Elmer Ho: these things are inevitable llanwydd: I hardly remember uhf llanwydd: that was before cable wasn't it? shoes for the dead: I go in for the (hopefully) last PET scan next week
DJTweeny doesn't believe in flying saucers llanwydd: good luck shoes Nab the X Known: great shoes! cease: scan those pets. llanwydd: lol tween Elmer Ho: best wishes, hope it all turns out DJTweeny: hope it goes well, shoes :) ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Beet: Pets come with bar codes these days shoes for the dead: i'm confident it's gone Elmer Ho: a pet walks into a bar.... Nab the X Known: chips DJTweeny: great to hear, shoes :) Nab the X Known: cool shoes trust yourself Beet: Best of luck, shoes. shoes for the dead: and scans the beer taps Beet: you rippe dees you buya dees Erhard Milch: The more obscure the mouthwash, the better.
Nab the X Known washes orally with fish and mud. Nab the X Known: What? rebozoette: everybody's got em Erhard Milch: Yeah! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign shoes for the dead: hey NSA guy Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! Beet: The chant from Woodstock Nab the X Known: Everything needs one Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Beet: Woodstock anniversary a few days ago. Nab the X Known: NSA guy is trying to hide behind some flimsy FBI malware Rufus_T_Firetween: 60 year anniversary in 2018? Hard to imagine... Nab the X Known: digital Fred shoes for the dead: should watch the dvd again ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Nab the X Known: afk for a bit shoes for the dead: 50 Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, 50 years Rufus_T_Firetween: still... Erhard Milch: Hey, try the DIA malware. It's been through more code review. Elmer Ho: mmm, 2019 methinks Beet: The poor maligned automobile. shoes for the dead: that too......... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ rebozoette: so timely DJTweeny: right you are, Elmer DJTweeny: I was too young to attend Elmer Ho: me too, but I remember it was just after the moon landing Elmer Ho: it seemed like the whole world was changing so fast Beet: Before the corporations, fresh made pizzas at your door. Rufus_T_Firetween: different times indeed Elmer Ho: Woodstock was the peak Elmer Ho: then the next month the beatles broke up (though we didnt know it yet) shoes for the dead: Atlanta Pop was filmed too, never got made, tho Elmer Ho: then altamont, and kent state, and all the bad stuff just boom boom boom one after the other Erhard Milch: I much preferred the Adad movement. DJTweeny: yeah :/ shoes for the dead: Allman Bros @ Atlanta is on utube shoes for the dead: and Jimi is on dvd llanwydd: fillmore east is all the allmans you need shoes for the dead: no, the more the merrier, Llan Beet: That kid drummer was amazing Elmer Ho: they had two drummers shoes for the dead: congas and bongos and...... Beet: The kid drummer in Santana Elmer Ho: oh right, thot you were on the allmans... who was the guy in Santana? Elmer Ho: i mean other than Santana Beet: Michael Shrieve ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Elmer Ho: ah yes - he was great (maybe still is) Nab the X Known: they should have used more echo Nab the X Known: har har har rebozoette: squat Erhard Milch: All radio shows now call each other... Nab the X Known: what are they smoking? Nab the X Known: Pork? cease: salmon Erhard Milch: Now, those Cuban pork cigars are the finest. Beet: Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior? Never mind. Nab the X Known: there's something fishy going on here Erhard Milch: I accept Sydney Greenstreet as my personal savior. cease: probably a pisces, working for scale Nab the X Known: The d... cease: bank works just fine as personal saver Erhard Milch: Dr. Lawyer? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Untouchables theme music Beet: The Untouchables theme Beet: Beet me to it, JAM Nab the X Known: Touching Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I keep waiting for a Walter Winchell narration Beet: Untouching Erhard Milch: Don't touch that Untouchable! Nab the X Known: Catherwood touch everyone ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Nab the X Known rebozoette: ride on echo ride on cease: elliot was Vastly more popular than the Firesigns and they resented it. Nab the X Known: echo ride on Elmer Ho: needs more echo, I can almost understand the words Erhard Milch: But CKWW does. Nab the X Known: Let's eat! rebozoette: catherwood please touch us all ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to rebozoette and mumbles "My ears are burning..." shoes for the dead: not every show is a gem DJTweeny: We're pretty 'touched' already, dontcha think? Merlyn: Catherwood, touch everyone ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Merlyn and mumbles "oh, fuck off Merlyn!" Nab the X Known: catherwood touch yourself in a special way ||||||||| Catherwood touchs himself in a special way . DJTweeny: hahaha Elmer Ho: he who touches himself must eat the bread of affliction Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I could've sworn I heard Catherwood humming the tune "Touch Me In The Morning" What could he mean by that? ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Johan Amadeus Myjetski and asks "Did you want something?" Erhard Milch: "I wanna know you in a special way / this doesn't happen to me every day..." Nab the X Known: really cripes! shoes for the dead: stuffs not too bad either Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We all like stuffing, shoes! Erhard Milch: Car tumors are the wave of the future. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" DJTweeny: This could make for a wild acid trip Erhard Milch: Um, it already is over here... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And to think when they recorded this, my band couldn't even afford an Echoplex... ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Erhard Milch: Glutinationalistic trash - in NY?! DJTweeny: I had a Roland Space Echo back in the 70's DJTweeny: same principle, but with 3 playback heads for multiple tape effects Erhard Milch: cool llanwydd: garbage riot? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I sold several at the music where I worked at the time; they have a really creamy sound! Erhard Milch: Now, when garbage riots, that's really a mess. DJTweeny: It was a fun gadget cease: sounds like last night's episode of Mr. Robot. Erhard Milch: I thought it was last night right now... Rufus_T_Firetween: There A Franciscan Fririar Out There Who's Missing His ExchoPlex shoes for the dead: when? rebozoette: verbalicous shoes for the dead: verbavores llanwydd: garbage riot? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Echoplex can be used as the active element in many brands of time machines, I used one to visit ancient Greece once, I still have the grape. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** All Things Firesign (Firesign On NPR) - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-rv Beet: Say, why don't they ever use the echo machine? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign Cheese Log, the archive of our weekly chat sessions - http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/logs/indexx.html Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Beet Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv Erhard Milch: He's showing it on the air. Beet: sorf peltrait cease: only good song on it was Days of 49 Beet: What a relief. They found the echo button again. DJTweeny: lol Nab the X Known: What a relief. They found the echo button again. Erhard Milch: Euell Gibbons? And I even know how to SPELL that?! Oh no... Beet: There's an echo in here echo in here. Nab the X Known: in here echo Erhard Milch: Rudolph Hess had a brother? rebozoette: sopwith camel
Nab the X Known is wondering what the opposite of an echo is. Erhard Milch: Consolodated Sexual Vice President Elmer Ho: that would be a great title for Bill Clinton shoes for the dead: tired eyes, gonna listen out DJTweeny: rest well, shoes shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! cease: stay well, shoes Erhard Milch: Clever Secretive Virile Pirate Beet: Take care and good luck, shoes Elmer Ho: be well shoes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite shoes! Be well & happy! Elmer Ho: ima gonna sine off too ||||||||| Elmer Ho leaves to catch the 10:29 PM train to Elmertown. Erhard Milch: Me as well - Nytol! DJTweeny: later gators cease: by ho Beet: See ya, Erhard cease: by erhard Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Milch! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Milch! & Elmer pleasant dreams! Beet: I miss weed Johan Amadeus Myjetski: & can't afford it anymore these days anyhow Beet: charbroiled atmosphere. lol Lil: Poor Beet Beet: I'm OK, thanks Lil: and JAM Lil: Awwww that's good cease: ive used this in several collages. one of my favourite firesign bits. Beet: dripping with sincerity. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Aw, it's paisley again... cease: my next collages has large chunks of me reading from magazine articles, not unlike these shows. DJTweeny: Data for the price of weed in: Colorado, United States - http://www.priceofweed.com/prices/United-States/Colorado.html cease: unfortunately, i dont have 4 skilled voices. ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." DJTweeny: wow, I remember buying ounces in the 70's for $20-30 Beet: That's amazing. I actually paid the $20/ounce ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: & no-one remembers what a lid is either cease: Krassner had a riff on lids on that collage i did about krassner, lenny and bergman. DJTweeny: a film cannister form of measurement, as I recall Beet: Where am I? cease: according to paul, the amount of dope that would fit in a tin of prince albert tobacco. DJTweeny: You are Here, Player Beet: Ah, thank you. cease: there's a city in Saskatchewan called Prince Albet. cease: Albert Beet: Can you smoke the city? cease: My play Neal Amid as a train stopping at Prince Albert and he gets out, delighted to be out of the can. DJTweeny: ha, missed that one cat Beet: I had a cigarette rolling machine that worked really well. Beet: Bugle I think was the brand rebozoette: roll yer Johan Amadeus Myjetski: gotta go for tonight, gents, ladies, it's been surreal! Hope to see you all next week! Be safe &well! Beet: Protection from pornography. What a concept. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' cease: by Jam rebozoette: nite jam DJTweeny: later Johan ||||||||| Around 10:49 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset... Beet: This was fun. Thanks everyone. Thanks Dr. Tween. G'Nite. I liked Tuesday too. rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil rebozoette Erhard Milch nite and good day Timeghost: nigh, tall rebozoette: thanks tweeny DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... ||||||||| "10:52 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Timeghost, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles. Lil: Good show Tweeny cease: Off we ooze. Lil: Take care all, loved the material llanwydd: nite everybody Lil: LOL cease ||||||||| cease departs at 10:53 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" DJTweeny: Thanks :) Lil: see yoll soon Lil: <3 ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:53 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Hnatster enters at 11:03 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Hnatster: Drat...I've gone too far back into the future, and have arrived just in the Nick of Time...to be too late. ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
Erhard Milch
Hnatster
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn mark II
Merlyn
Nab the X Known
Nabby
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Timeghost
X the Unknown
