||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 28, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:17 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:21 PM, dragging DJTweeny by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Jefferson Airplane/Starship) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:44 PM, dragging Erhard Milch by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" Erhard Milch: But... what's a Vouch? ||||||||| Graehoos enters at 8:45 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Graehoos: Evening all. Erhard Milch: It is.. becoming evening, I thinks. DJTweeny: Hi Erhard, Graehoos Erhard Milch: Hm. Can't get the higher quality audio, but the 16k is rocking. Graehoos: Nearly 10 pm here in the Ninth Gate of Halifax ||||||||| "8:52 PM? 8:52 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozette enters and sits at the bar. rebozette:DJTweeny Erhard Milch Graehoos whooo I made it ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" rebozette:tweenie lookin sharp Graehoos: Greets :) rebozette: good to be back in the land of the fst rebozette: dancin ||||||||| Outside, the 8:54 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving St.LouieLou coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Wlecome back rebozoette! DJTweeny: Hi Lou ||||||||| Outside, the 8:55 PM uptown bus from North Carolina pulls away, leaving rebozoette coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. St.LouieLou: Hey Everybody! rebozoette: thanks tweenie St.LouieLou: Spark it up! rebozoette: new key board still can't type DJTweeny: *Welcome, even... :) DJTweeny: old keyboard, neither can I apparently lol St.LouieLou: we have a cover band here in town called "Jefferson County Starship"...lol rebozoette: Happy Birthday Phil DJTweeny: Yes indeed :-) Erhard Milch: Neat vocals. Bet this band is gonna go places... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:59 PM, then departs. rebozoette: lol DJTweeny: lolol DJTweeny: Hi cease ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 28, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" cease: Hi all Erhard Milch: Unrestricted Proctorism now occurs. cease: This is from one of Paul Krassner's albums St.LouieLou: Ola rebozoette: cool cat Erhard Milch: Dr. Leary?! DJTweeny: Fox wouldn't let him use it on the album :/ ||||||||| Elmer Ho steals in around 9:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Elmer Ho: what? Elmer Ho: is this microphone on? ||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd in through the front door at 9:02 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. rebozoette: hellloooooooooooo cease: thanks, phil ||||||||| Catherwood leads shoes for the dead inside, makes a note of the time (9:03 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “PETER, PAUL AND LENNY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' DJTweeny: Hi llan, shoes llanwydd: well I had a choice between this and All in the Family reruns what should I do? cease: this music is Eddie Vatos and the Nervous Brothers, Bergman's ban on his show The Digital Diner St.LouieLou: not drinking...raises the bong llanwydd: lol shoes for the dead: Howdy cease: llan, shoes, susie,etc. rebozoette: hi cat missed ya cease: krassner, bergman and harry shearer once did a stage show called Peter, Paul and Harry DJTweeny: lol llan cease: you too, susie ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn gets out at 9:05 PM. cease: Merl rebozoette: its gonna take a month to catch up shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn ||||||||| Fergus waltzes in at 9:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Merlyn: hey St.LouieLou: it's been a few months since I was in Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out PAUL KRASSNER at >> http://www.paulkrassner.com/index.html cease: bergman only had 2 episodes of this show. too bad it didn't catch on. Erhard Milch: The all-Prozac channel... DJTweeny: Hi Fergus St.LouieLou: life happens... shoes for the dead: hey Fergus ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" llanwydd: I used to take prozac ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." ||||||||| Nabby steps in at 9:07 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. llanwydd: stull couldnt get it up cease: this is from the early days of the internet. 94 or 95? shoes for the dead: Nabby! DJTweeny: sounds like it cease ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
rebozoette gleeful Nabby: shoes! cease: i'd love to hear that show rebozoette: hi nabby cease: nabby Nabby: hi reboz welcome back rebozoette: ty Nabby: Hey cat cease: austin used to call this chat a kind of tribe. Elmer Ho: i solved a mystery that had me puzzled for a few years Elmer Ho: hey rebozoetter - niceta seeya shoes for the dead: yes we are, Cease, sorta llanwydd: I'm back on ambien these days llanwydd: nights I mean rebozoette: hey elmer Nabby: Cheers Tweeny, & DJT, llan, Merl, RTF, StLL, EHo, ErM & Ferg DJTweeny: Hi Nabby St.LouieLou: Yo Nab
Nabby gives a thumbs up rebozoette: when yer knights become daze Nabby: lol reboz St.LouieLou: Days & Confused DJTweeny: ah, this is Digital Diner DJTweeny: deja vu... Fergus: xm rebozoette: lol Nabby: lonely daze... lonely knights cease: one of the 2 episodes, tween cease: this is when pete was workingwith Ted Bonnet. Nabby: xm DJTweeny: yeah rebozoette: heat daze muggy knights cease: I met Ted at the Bergman memorial and told him how much I enjoyedthe Digital Diner. He was amazed that I'd heard it. Nabby: heety daze cease: this is from another Krassner album cease: hottest day of the year today in Van. DJTweeny: wow rebozoette: wow cat don't send that here please Nabby: yep warm up here rebozoette: heat index of 105 today Nabby: warmer up there DJTweeny: yipes Elmer Ho: love this song DJTweeny: hotter than Austin Nabby: oof reboz St.LouieLou: hot all over rebozoette: been that way for a week cease: it actually never gets that hot in vancouver Nabby: hotter than heater rebozoette: ice water for veins rebozoette: catherwood please give everyone a fan ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a fan. rebozoette: now we all fans shoes for the dead: now we can fan the flames Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com ||||||||| Beet enters at 9:18 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. cease: some relavent leon russell. Beet: I love "Roll Away The Stone!" shoes for the dead: hey Beet St.LouieLou: Leon Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Beet: Hi shoes cease: seems to go together with paul talking about the anti-christ cease: hi beet Beet: Howdy Mr. Cease cease: stones, rocks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies pinholeF200 into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:20 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi pinhole cease: pin shoes for the dead: hey Pin Beet: Hi pin pinholeF200: Howdy, Tween, cease, shoes, Beet and all Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out PAUL KRASSNER at >> http://www.paulkrassner.com/index.html rebozoette: fruity cease: yes check out the krassner website,order his books. cease: i'm in 3 of them. DJTweeny: Hi have Krassner's Disney Memorial Orgy poster, it's really wild
rebozoette send hugs to all Beet: Fortunately that is one malady that I never suffered from. rebozoette: wowo cat DJTweeny: /me hugs rebozoette back :) cease: i first thought of making this collage when kantner died. it's taken me a while. DJTweeny: which ones, cease? DJTweeny: which books? Beet: Catherwood give rebozoette a hug ||||||||| Catherwood gives rebozoette a hug. cease: pot stories for the soul, acid stories and magic mushrooms, his drug trilogy rebozoette: ah thanks beet St.LouieLou: we were suposed to open for them on April 30...then he passed cease: the firesign congradulate me for being in those books on one of the early XM Fools inSpace shows. DJTweeny: wow Louie :( Erhard Milch: What's all that reality in here? St.LouieLou: no shit tween cease: opening for kantner or krassner? DJTweeny: The Oohs? DJTweeny: well, Krassner isn't dead... rebozoette: I just can't stop smiling St.LouieLou: them and Iron Butterfly (no one left in IB though it was like a tribute band with the grops blessing) St.LouieLou: groups DJTweeny: smiling is good :) St.LouieLou: Kanter...lol rebozoette: theidiotbozo ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" rebozoette: is it me? cease: good point, tween. Elmer Ho: had a wonderful weekend at Kaukonen's Fur Peace Ranch a couple years ago St.LouieLou: Nice one Ho ||||||||| Outside, the 9:28 PM uptown bus from Selbyville pulls away, leaving Mockmocracy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. cease: Mock shoes for the dead: hey Mock Mockmocracy: Hi pinholeF200: greetins mock Elmer Ho: howdy Mocko howya doin Nabby: Mock, pin, Beet Mockmocracy: Don't ask....ooops, too late. Erhard Milch: Tehachapi to Tonapah DJTweeny: Hi Mock rebozoette: odd new puter ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ pinholeF200: nab Mockmocracy: Hi, Tween cease: this piece was originally called How to get, uh, Head in comedy. Beet: I proudly announce that I just purchased my official Nick Danger T-Shirt. DJTweeny: Yay Beet! and hello ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" cease: this is a song from the first Bruce Cockburn album Erhard Milch: Backward talking is knight white the. Beet: Thanks Dr. Tween. shoes for the dead: good job, Beet! cease: good for you, beet Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign T-shirts, coffee mugs and other goodies now available at >> http://www.cafepress.com/firesign Beet: Thanks, guys Erhard Milch: Cockburn! The live version of "Tibetan Side Of Town" is great. Or any version. Elmer Ho: shirts for industry Beet: It;s a very cool design on kight blue Beet: light blue Elmer Ho: you misspelled knight Beet: Hi Elmer Erhard Milch: arg shoes for the dead: or kite Beet: My typing skucz Erhard Milch: Kite blue is a nice color. cease: this is from the original radio free oz, from66. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" rebozoette: they move the keys in the night Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com cease: the chromium switch guys have been doing a 50th anniversary Firesign/music mix on Chromius Switch. this is from that. Erhard Milch: Aha. Rebozoette unmasks the finks! I am indebted. Mockmocracy: Four days of "Work," in Philly, and now two days of what America is all about...DNC or RNC it is PARTY!!!!!! GeeeWhiz, and the hookertoots have just gotten all dry from Cleveland. Wish I were a delegate, I'm so horny...I love democracy long time. Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Mock ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" rebozoette: its raining on prom nite Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html Erhard Milch: "Gee Whiz and the Honkertoots" is a killer band name. Rufus_T_Firetween: lol Mockmocracy: Thanks, Milch Beet: One of my fave songs DJTweeny: Browne is excellent cease: youre in luck tonight, beet Mockmocracy: Oh, Hook or Honk? cease: he was performing at the Magic Mushroom when RFO was being broadcast from there in 67 DJTweeny: wow, cool ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Nabby: Pork? Elmer Ho: great simple but tasty guitar by Jesse Ed Davis rebozoette: sugar sugar ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" rebozoette: brilliant shoes for the dead: neat, Cat Erhard Milch: Baez' cover of Browne is great. Beet: definitely nice guitar Nabby: honey honey Elmer Ho: sounds like a Stratocaster on the middle pickup - a very distinctive sound shoes for the dead: Jesse was good cease: Jesse is on this cut? I saw him with Taj Mahal and Firesign in 69 Erhard Milch: I'd forgotten that fine solo. rebozoette: the summer of bubblegum cease: love the guitar Beet: Just noticed your presence. Hi brother Nab. cease: john simon was with Taj on piano at that gig. that was before he stold bergmans girlfriend DJTweeny: what is it with people setaling Bergman's GFs? Elmer Ho: ooh salacious gossip - tell us more DJTweeny: lol St.LouieLou: It happens cease: he did the same with other people. one of the first things austin ever said to me, was, about bergman, "he stole my wife!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out PAUL KRASSNER at >> http://www.paulkrassner.com/index.html cease: maybe that was for the better. phil and oona had a great, long marriage. Elmer Ho: ah - CHromium Switch had some oblique comments about "Austin's jealousy over Annalee and its relation to FST" or something like that Elmer Ho: makes sense now cease: the john simon story is on their Fools inSpace show pinholeF200: stop making sense Erhard Milch: Know of a van loaded with weapons, packed up and ready to go. Beet: Evenin' NSA guy rebozoette: its just a pit stop Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com shoes for the dead: c'mon Jesus, show yourself ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" cease: maybe jesus opened his jeans and displayed a drawing of a penis Beet: Since Jesus was a carpenter, did he pick out the wood for His Cross? Erhard Milch: cease must have been there. That's exactly what happened. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw cease: this is when 8 grand was Real Money ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" rebozoette: they have cardinal knowledge Beet: lol rebo rebozoette: its a play Erhard Milch: Christ, Moses and Nixon walk into a bar... ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mockmocracy - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... rebozoette: now selfies pinholeF200: all three need stitches where their foreheads hit the bar rebozoette: pardoned parted farted Erhard Milch: Christ asks "Hey, Dick! Who had that insane China trip idea?" Elmer Ho: well this is fun but i'm gonna go finish working out the bass line to Lovely Rita Elmer Ho: there's some things a mans just gotta do cease: that was it. cease: abrupt ending. rebozoette: great thanks cat Beet: G'Nite Elmer. Good luck on that baseline. shoes for the dead: good, Cease Beet: Nice job, cease. cease: indeed, tween pinholeF200: fun stuff, thanks cat ||||||||| Elmer Ho departs at 9:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Beet: A multilayered talent. rebozoette: catherwood hats off to cat plesae ||||||||| Catherwood hatss off to cat plesae. Erhard Milch: yes rebozoette: lol ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! ** Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman's “THE HISTORY OF PROCTOR AND BERGMAN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PHIL PROCTOR at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor' Beet: This'll be fun. cease: i have a new collage based on a Boomers on a Bench for next week. rebozoette: wow cat DJTweeny: cool, cease ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." cease: i do plan to do more collages with krassner's albums at some point. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. cease: the bear owsley/hunter thompson collage is my main project these dats cease: days shoes for the dead: blurry eyes again, gonna listen out Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out PHIL PROCTOR at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! cease: stay well, shoes rebozoette: nite shoes Merlyn: Lark and pocket! Beet: Have a nice night, shoes. ||||||||| Timeghost steals in around 10:04 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hi ghost Timeghost: Sorry for lateness, other obligatins, etc. Greetings, all. DJTweeny: be well, shoes... cease: ghost rebozoette: hey we can relate cease: They are talkkingto Fred Weibel. He recorded a bunch of albums with the lads, this is one of them cease: onFirezine records. Beet: Yo time cease:Tween played one of them here recently, Clark Wintergreen. rebozoette: bunny funny Beet: Quite a history here. ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Merlyn: good gig ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! DJTweeny: it's funny to think that at one time Grace Slick was a Playboy Bunny Merlyn: Watermelon Man! Godfrey Daniels^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Cambridge! cease: i read her autobi but i dont recall that, tween. Merlyn: Yay, Minneapolis! Merlyn: Yep, that's Minneapolis DJTweeny: I think you may be right, cease pinholeF200: for real, Tween? never heard that ||||||||| Lil tiptoes in around 10:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Merlyn: Bring your dog around and I'll give him a bonus too. DJTweeny: don't know where I heard that DJTweeny: Hi Lil rebozoette: slight of joke ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Beet: Howdy Lil rebozoette: hi lil DJTweeny: Debbie Harry _was_, apparently Lil: 'Ello Tweeny, gang Lil: Hey Rebozo I was getting worried about you! Lil: Beet, hi ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" cease: Lil rebozoette: sorry puter too a nose dive and I am stubburn lol glad to be back lil Lil: Hi cease :-) Lil: Long as it wasn't you rebozo
rebozoette gives a flower to lil Lil: Awww DJTweeny: Grace was apparently a fashion model Beet: She was hot Lil: Clark Wintergreen was prescient in another way pinholeF200: perhaps thinking Gloria Steinem? she was a bunny Lil: It was the Australian thing, plus the sales talk pinholeF200: and has the same initials as Grace Lil: Much like the way MLM is today Merlyn: TunnelVision is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwlI4utUZ9s DJTweeny: pinholeF200: perhaps thinking Gloria Steinem? she was a bunny << I did not know that... DJTweeny: Well, glad I mentioned it. Fashion model, not bunny Merlyn: Steinem was writing an exposé DJTweeny: aha Beet: Unique Maverick Artists, aka Firesign Theatre. rebozoette: replace the nose with acotton tale cease: increasingthe psychic health of the populace, what they have always done. rebozoette: we are all bunnies on this bus cease: kind of the opposite of trump Lil: OMG thanks for the link Merlyn Lil: I actually saw that in the movies Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out PHIL PROCTOR at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Joan Amadeus Myjetski falls out at 10:27 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Johan pinholeF200: hey JAM Joan Amadeus Myjetski: Sorry running really late. Can't spell my own name Beet: Hi JAM Timeghost: JAM Joan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey beet! TimeG, pin, djt! cease: hi Jam Joan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Cat! Doing well? ||||||||| 10:30 PM: toadaway jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Beet: hey toad ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" cease: yep cease: toad DJTweeny: Hi toadaway Lil: Hi JAM, sex change or spellcheck? pinholeF200: yo toadaway Lil: Hi Toad Beet: Very cool Timeghost: Vey interesting history. Merlyn: John Cage will sue! Joan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, Lili, I am NOT swimming in the canal outside the nunnistary! cease: lol merl Joan Amadeus Myjetski: Waiting for a fisherman of a different face, i mean faith ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv' Lil: No sect change either eh lol Beet: Didn't know that about Dave. He did an amazing job. DJTweeny: good one, Merl :) Joan Amadeus Myjetski: Have my ears gone blind? cease: the lads all love to edit Lil: I always wondered if Squirrel Nut Zippers got their name from FST inspiration DJTweeny: Yeah Beet, he said that in an interview here :) cease: could be, lil
Lil ) Joan Amadeus Myjetski: Lili, I thought there was a penny candy called Nut Zippers. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out PHIL PROCTOR at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor Lil: My smiles never come out right lol Lil: Or something nut DJTweeny: have to leave a space before the : Lil: AHA, thanks Tweeny
DJTweeny is like /me in IRC chat Erhard Milch: Bourbon and rump roast? Lil: :) DJTweeny: *it is Lil: YAY!!!! Erhard Milch: It's such a deal. ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters at 10:37 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: ** For those of you who don't know, typing a ':' (colon) in this chat has the same effect as typing '/me' in an IRC chat Lil: will never remember that lol
Erhard Milch rebozoette: it had toggle where they don't belong cease: i was here for the irc chats and i didnt know that, tween. Erhard Milch: Hey, sure does. rebozoette: this is where I was for a month lookin down the list and watching anything
DJTweeny :-)
rebozoette blows kisses DJTweeny: great to have you back :) rebozoette: ;) Erhard Milch: Would : buy a car from Aleister Crowley? Erhard Milch: I ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Beet: Tricked out rebozoette: if the cards say so pinholeF200: was he a medium or an extra large? Erhard Milch: HA Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Mark mark Mark! DJTweeny: So, what would you fine folks like to hear next week? rebozoette: I am just happy yo be here hear DJTweeny: ** Requests for next week? Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I am still thanking you for Everything I Know Was Wrong! Beet: There's a couple interesting things in the extras of DOMM DJTweeny: yw :) llanwydd: how about some ash grove stuff? DJTweeny: Ash Grove? Sure... Lil: Hi there llan didn't see you earlier ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" llanwydd: cool Merlyn: heh, you can hear Proctor laugh as the urination line Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sounds like it's a trip to DOMM - matrix DJTweeny: anything you'd like, Lil? cease: we should all listen to proctor on the radio tomorrow night DJTweeny: DOMMania for next week, then DJTweeny: but please always feel free to make requests cease: KCAARADIO.COM from 6-8 pacific time, a show called A Comic's Life Lil: I'll see if I can get my brain to function by next week, thanks Tweeny :) llanwydd: well, I'm heading out. see you next week rebozoette: we re melting DJTweeny: ok Lil lol ||||||||| llanwydd leaves to catch the 10:49 PM train to Billville. Lil: night llan cease: by llan rebozoette: bye llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Don't follow the balls when they make the street Merlyn: thanks cat, I'll add Ws so it's a link: http://www.kcaaradio.com rebozoette: turn around don"t frown Lil: These are cuts from the Dear Friends album rebozoette: billowing pillows Lil: That's the wrong header Tweeny lol DJTweeny: oops.... DJTweeny: lol Beet: Nite llan cease: proc posted the lilnk on facebook today Lil: heehee ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL PROCTOR!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “DEAR FRIENDS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out DEAR FRIENDS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv' DJTweeny: I was in a hurry this evening :/ Lil: Ahh all better lol DJTweeny: just in time for the end of the show! Lil: LOL pinholeF200: thanks Tween and Cat, it's been reel ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Merlyn: thinks a lot, tween Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Thanks & love to all! ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." rebozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil Merlyn pinholeF200 oh it was grand cat thanks and tweenie you the best Beet: This was great. Thanks Cat. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" ||||||||| At 10:55 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| pinholeF200 rushes off, saying "10:55 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" cease: next week. DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Erhard Milch: next indeed Lil: Night everyone glad I made it this week ||||||||| Erhard Milch departs at 10:56 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" DJTweeny: yw Merl Lil: You too Tweeny dear rebozoette: or sunday tweenie? DJTweeny: Glad you did too, Lil :) Lil: Thanks :) DJTweeny: Would love to have you there on Sunday, rebo DJTweeny: You've been missed Lil: Definitely rebo <3 DJTweeny: Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Lil: Be well all DJTweeny: you too... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| toadaway - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Nabby: Whoops away! ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Joan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Fergus - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Timeghost - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cease - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| St.LouieLou - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Graehoos - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozette - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
cease
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
Erhard Milch
Fergus
Graehoos
Joan Amadeus Myjetski
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mockmocracy
Nabby
pinholeF200
rebozette
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
St.LouieLou
Timeghost
