||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 21, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| DJTweeny steals in around 7:59 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Timeghost inside, makes a note of the time (8:35 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Timeghost: Hail, tweny! ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi Timeghost ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Grateful Dead) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Cat into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:51 PM, then departs. Cat:Tween, ghost Cat: I hope the chatter who requested a collage with the Bonzos shows up tonight. DJTweeny: Hey Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: I'll bet a lot of people haven't heard Pete Moss Cat: Ever been to ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Cat: Cleveland, Tween? Rufus_T_Firetween: not that I recall, although I may have been through it traveling Cat: I wonder what Bergman would think of all these Republilcans in his home town. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 21, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cat: Ohio is one of many states I've never visited. DJTweeny: didn't know that was where he was from Cat: he talks about it alot on his podcast, growing up there. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" DJTweeny: been to Cincinatti a few times DJTweeny: and traveled across it many times going between D.C. and Indiana Cat: I have a friend who lived there but hated it, moved to Frisco. DJTweeny: SF would be quite a change, I'm sure ;) DJTweeny: the folks are tardy this evening Cat: looks like we'll be the only folks to hear the new collage DJTweeny: they'll meander in eveentually :) Cat: are you starting with immortality and playing Bonzos next? DJTweeny: I'm playing the collage after Immortality ||||||||| shoes for the dead sashays in at 9:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: Hi shoes ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" shoes for the dead: Howdy Cat: I pretty much like the whole west coast, from Vanocuver to Pueto Vallarta Cat: shoes for industry shoes for the dead: probly won't last long tonite, no energy DJTweeny: only place in MX I've been is Cancun DJTweeny: sorry to hear, shoes :( ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Neko in through the front door at 9:06 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. shoes for the dead: they say it ite be a long time to get back to real Cat: enjoy it while you can, tween shoes for the dead: hey Neko Cat: Neko is the Japanese word for Cat. I'm in 2 places at once. Cat: I meant shoes, not tween. Cat: i was stunned at how good this was. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out IMMORTALITY at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd' ||||||||| Beei bounds in at 9:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Beei: Evening all Cat: Beei? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Beei: I'll be back ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:11 PM, dragging Beet by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" shoes for the dead: there he is Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Beet Beet: Hi shoes Beet: Yo Rufus Cat: One of my favourite vegetables. I'm going to make borscht tomorrow. We have too much sour cream in the fridge Beet: Mine too Cat: "smetana" as they say in Ukranian. the only word I know in the language. my non-english speaking Ukranian grandma used to scream it at me, accusing me of being too skinny. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Elmer Ho', just granted probation at 9:13 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Elmer Ho: hello is this the internet? Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Elmer Elmer Ho: not yet, but I might be later tonight shoes for the dead: hey Ho Rufus_T_Firetween: that's the rumor, Elmer Beet: Hi Elmer ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cat: for my birthday one year, my daughter gave me a package of beet seeds and a piece of styrofoam to kneel on while i planted them Cat: Hi Ho. Elmer Ho: ha ha Beet: That's funny, Cat Cat: she had amazing skills at gift giving. Beet: and very cute Elmer Ho: that's really cool - sounds like you raised her up good Elmer Ho: not all kids give thoughtful gifts, or any gifts Elmer Ho: what am us listening to? Beet: Proctor is so great Rufus_T_Firetween: check the topic, Elmer :) ||||||||| llanwydd steals in around 9:17 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." llanwydd: howdy folks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln shoes for the dead: hey llan Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi llan Beet: hi llan Elmer Ho: oh, you mean "currently playing"? tricky, tricky.... Cat: hi llan Elmer Ho: hhowwddy llan Cat: i was a source for this camel on the lam bit. Rufus_T_Firetween: cool llanwydd: how so, cat? Cat: a magazine some friends and i started called Adbusters featured an anti-ad for Joe Chemo. Proc was very inspired. Rufus_T_Firetween: kewl llanwydd: cool! Beet: good one. Elmer Ho: got a scan somewhere? Beet: Shake it llanwydd: this was the first cd I ever bought. llanwydd: I started late Neko: of the Joe Chemo ad? yeah, somewhere. ||||||||| pinholeF200 steals in around 9:22 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." llanwydd: I hated CDs because they killed the album cover ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies HappyHourNews in through the front door at 9:22 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Elmer Ho: my kids showed me this "google" thing that lets you find stuff - like http://www.joechemo.org/ Cat: when we started adbusters in 89, there were just a few of us so i had to use half a dozen pen names. Cat: hi pin llanwydd: but I broke down and bought a cd player about the time GMI came out shoes for the dead: hey HHN DJTweeny: Hi HHN ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" pinholeF200: hey cat, fellow fireheads, and happy birthday to Tween Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln Beet: There must be an official altered state called "Firesign Consciousness". It's like when you you are surprised to realize you are stoned. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow llanwydd: lol shoes for the dead:Tween's birthday?? Happy!!! Beet: Hi Happy Neko:http://seemreal.com/aq/index.html Beet: Hi pin Cat: lol beet Cat:tween's birthday? hope you have many more, tween. Cat: yeah i consume mostly edibles so never know exactly when the stone will appear. DJTweeny: turned 62 yesterday, yep :) llanwydd: Happy Birthday, Tween! DJTweeny: thanks guys... Timeghost:tween's b-day? Oh, Happy happy joy joy! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Beet: Happy Birthday pinholeF200: Howdy Beet Timeghost: yo, beet DJTweeny: thanks TG, Beet :) Beet: Hi time shoes for the dead: have lots more orbits!! Cat: ive never found gambling appealing. DJTweeny: I'll try to avoid the black hole, though ;) Cat: the one in the centre of the record? DJTweeny: yeah, that one pinholeF200: damn, looked at Nino's map--I'm holding down the entire Midwest Beet: The chronic gamblers I have known seem like they are hypnotized. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln Cat: ive been going to Vegas for the food over the past 5 years. all these folks mesmerized by the slot machines dont look like they're having any fun Beet: Lots of fireworks on this record. DJTweeny: to be continued on Boom Dot Bust llanwydd: I wonder how many tycoons made their fortune at a slot machine Cat: shelob is feeling poorly, from an ossman episode on a plane. he saw tina turner gettinginto first class and wanted to talk to her, but was told, miss turner is feeling poorly Cat: the fortune is to be made owning the machines, not playing them llanwydd: of course pinholeF200: more likely the tycoons owned the slot machine--except Trump who apparently went bust DJTweeny: wow, that's cool Cat Beet: I have a friend who was rich two years ago. Now he's scraping because of the stock market. DJTweeny: (about Ossman) llanwydd: but what I mean is how many highly successful people made their fortune by gambling Neko:http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ DJTweeny: Shelob being a giant spider from LOTR, as I recall llanwydd: kind of a rhetorical question Cat: i have a friend who Beet: There must be one or two of those. pinholeF200: revenge of the Native Americans--white man arrives at casino in $40,000.00 car, leaves in $400,000.00 bus Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html Cat: who's way smarter than me, lots of degrees, but addicted to gambling. DJTweeny: lol pin DJTweeny: and Hi ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Cat: sounds like a line from boomers on the bus, their vegas show a few weeks ago Beet: love boomers ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." pinholeF200: no I stole it somewhere else Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Cat: ive got two more collages in the can and am working on a long, complex one with owlsley and hunter thompson. wheni finish that, i'm probalby going to take a break from audio collages and work on some video things. Cat: inspired by that Boomers in Vegas piece. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Rufus_T_Firetween: sounds like a great concept, Cat Beet: I like when Proctor looks at the camera as if he's letting the viewer in on an inside joke. llanwydd: I'll be in your video, cat shoes for the dead: Owlsey was a great sound man Cat: i have a lot of footage from my vegas trips. will combine with firesign for a youtube thing, this summer i hpoe Cat: good idea, llan. DJTweeny: I saw a GD concert with his Wall Of Sound sound system llanwydd: serously, cat. if you need some acting talent Cat: he said, i think it was dmt that allowed him to see sound. DJTweeny: a really wild concerpt for sound reinforcement llanwydd: you never hear about dmt anymore Cat: at the end of his life, he was much more proud of that than the acid. DJTweeny: I can see that Cat: i asked my friend paul krassner, who knew both owsley and thompson, what they had in common. he answered, thompson gave gonzo journalism to the counter culture, bear brought the acid. llanwydd: yeah, owsley didn't invent acid but he did invent the Wall of Sound Cat: i thought that was John Coltrane shoes for the dead: Bob Heil did GD sound for a while, then went to The Who DJTweeny: Wall Of Sound - http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-wall-of-sound pinholeF200: Yeah, Heil's base of operations is a couple miles North of my house. Used to have a big antenna farm there for moonbounce DJTweeny: kewl ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:40 PM and late as usual, it's Johan madeus Myjetski, just back from Funfun Town." Cat: Who's on first? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com pinholeF200: The Who--England's Loudest Band DJTweeny: Hi Johan Cat: The Dead are 2nd. shoes for the dead: he's near Branson now with another antenna farm Johan madeus Myjetski: Hu's on second ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Johan madeus Myjetski: Hi djt! pinholeF200: howdy johan Cat: Jam pinholeF200: Heil's down there now? Johan madeus Myjetski: pin, Cat, everybody doin' okay? Beet: Howdy JAM Cat: doin fine here, jam Johan madeus Myjetski: Good to hear! llanwydd: mildew! shoes for the dead: a couple of years ago, pin Johan madeus Myjetski: Hi beet! DJTweeny: Hope things are continuing to improve for you, shoes llanwydd: this is the best part of the album pinholeF200: Wow, may take my HT and see if I can catch up w/him on the Ozarks repeaters shoes for the dead: do ya watch Ham Nation on Twit.tv, pin? Beet: DonkeyDump Utah shoes for the dead: mostly no energy, Tween, but better pinholeF200: haven't done so, may have to catch that sometime Cat: better is good. Beet: That's why you can'y find an eyeball hat DJTweeny: indeed, Cat DJTweeny: yeah, I'd love to have an Eyeball Hat Elmer Ho: speaking of eyeballs, any other Residents fans here? DJTweeny: don't know them Johan madeus Myjetski: I like the residents okay shoes for the dead: they would certainly selll well, Tween Beet: My nephew plays lead guitar for the Residents believe it or not. Johan madeus Myjetski: cool beet! Elmer Ho: well darn my socks... thats cool Beet: Name is Nolan Cook. pinholeF200: I want the eyeball shirt on Hendrix's Are You Experienced jacket...shot with a fisheye on color infrared film DJTweeny: Thia was a great return of The Firesign Theatre albums, wasn't it Cat? Beet: I want one of those too. Cat: astonishing, tween. Cat: as good as their first work. Johan madeus Myjetski: A halloween costume party about 20 years ago was won by an eyeball over the head mask. Cat: not really surprising, considering their talent never atrophied. llanwydd: I forgot funfun town was on this album as well as on Bride llanwydd: I haven't heard it in a long time Cat: by the way, i finally joined the modern age this week. bought my first cell phone. Cat: an Iphone 6. llanwydd: this is a much better album than the next two Johan madeus Myjetski: Back in time? got any grapes? ||||||||| 9:53 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" Cat: have no idea what to do with it. going to a class at the Apple Store on sunday morning to find out. DJTweeny: Cat, you should have Doc put a link to your new archive on the plays home page shoes for the dead: hey Elayne Elayne: Evenin' all! Can't stay long, too wiped. Just wanted to wish Tween a happy belated birthday! Cat: elayne, you just missed my announcement,but the log will tell. Johan madeus Myjetski: Hi Elayne! Beet: Evenin' Elayne pinholeF200: hey El llanwydd: hi elayne DJTweeny: Hey Elayne! Thanks :-) Cat: good idea, tween. Cat: we can now communicate by text, el. theoretically. Elayne: Congrats on the cell phone, Cat! Please email me your cell number when you get a chance. Elayne: Never know when you'll get a text from the blue... ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Elayne: Alas, I'm so busy playing Pokemon GO these days I hardly even text Robin. Beet: That was good Elayne: The sad part is, I'm really not very good at the game. shoes for the dead: or a blue sext Cat: Fumiyo was given her first smart phone by the grand kids to keep in touch while she walked accross Spain. Cat: next year we're going to France but different parts so she wants to keep intouch. Elayne: But it passes the time on the commuter bus ride, and it appeals to my collecting instincts. Elmer Ho: ooooh this is gonna be good..... Johan madeus Myjetski: HA! Thanks Cat!! Elmer Ho: such high quality ingredients.... Elayne: Good idea, Cat. Robin got a new iPhone this month with some of his inheritance money. Dad would have wanted him to have it. :) And he got it with a SIM card so he can use it in England. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “WE'RE ALL BONZOS ON THIS BUS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' Johan madeus Myjetski: You're so right, Elmer! Beet: deja vu Johan madeus Myjetski: I had the vinyl of "the Beast of the Bonzos" DJTweeny: Neil Innes was in Bonzo?? Cat: we spent 3 hours with the salesman on monday trying to teach me how to use it, but its a steep learning curve shoes for the dead: hi NSA guy Elayne:Tween, that's pretty much how Innes got started. DJTweeny: I love Innes's work with Python Beet: lol Johan madeus Myjetski: If that's your 1st cell, yeah the iPhone's a bit of a leap DJTweeny: Going to have to revisit Bonzo Elayne: Cat, you'll find in short order that it's pretty user friendly, much more so than PCs or Androids. Beet: Was that actually Michael Caine? Cat: thats what they say, el. DJTweeny: sure sounded like it Cat: yes beet llanwydd: I remember this sketch Cat: from youtube. enter john wayne and you'll get caine. Cat: F is unhappy with her android so wanted me to get an iphone. supposed to be easier ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cat: after the phone lesson, i'm having toast with mushrooms at a new french place, then going to the Catfe. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Cat: Writing an article about it for a mag. Adele was there yesterday and couldnt stop talking about it at her concertlast night. Cat: i thought it was Lord Snoopy and his Pals but it turned out to be Lord Snooty, i assume a Brit comic of the era. Elayne: I had tons of trouble with my Android, I was very happy when I switched to my iPhone. Cat: Snoopy works though. pinholeF200: I miss my LG G2, had a remote that would run everything, everywhere, forever DJTweeny: I have an LG, but haven't figured the thing out yet Beet: Wow DJTweeny: just something I got from FreedomPOP Cat: a lot of Fumiyo's friends converted from androids to iphones. Cat: this is one of my fave autin tales,and there are a lot of them. DJTweeny: this is from Old Detective? Cat: it was on sale cuz the iphone 7 is coming out. marked down from 780 to 420. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cat: hope that's symbollic. Cat: no tween, Box of Danger DJTweeny: ah, OK pinholeF200: I'm a camera snob, but the G2 had a nice camera (for a phone) Beet: Ample boob is optional? Boy have I missed out. Neko:http://www.catfe.ca/ pinholeF200: Cardinals just got a 3 run dinger from one of their young players Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s new Collage Archive at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/ Cat: Even after losing 2 out of 3 to Oakland, the Jays are looking good. shoes for the dead: tired eyes, gonna listen out Cat: get well, shoes. shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! Johan madeus Myjetski: Nite shoes! glad you're on the mend! Beet: Nite shoes, take xare. Beet: care DJTweeny: be well, shoes... pinholeF200: not responsible, stay cool llanwydd: nite shoes Beet: Always wondered about that third eye. llanwydd: well, I'm out too. see you next week, I hope. ||||||||| llanwydd departs at 10:15 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Johan madeus Myjetski: the pineal gland, beet Beet: Have a good one, llan. Johan madeus Myjetski: Nite Llan! Cat: by llan. DJTweeny: Au revoir, llan Beet: We need to bring back the Love In Johan madeus Myjetski: let's hear it for j arthur! Beet: That was fun Cat: next week will be a paul krassner extravaganza. Johan madeus Myjetski: Woohoo Cat! outta the park, kid! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: “PETE MOSS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT PETE MOSS >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html' Cat: this is very much merl's humour. Beet: lol pinholeF200: missed everything Beet: ouch Beet: this is good Cat: yes, merl is very good. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla (free) from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ^^ This is available from the Podcasts ^^ DJTweeny: fun stuff :) Beet: one legged man traveling in circles Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out PETE MOSS at >> http://www.westley.org/pm.html Johan madeus Myjetski: raymond chandler raymond candler ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:31 PM and late as usual, it's Lil, just back from Maine." DJTweeny: Hi Lil Beet: hilarious Beet: Hi Lil Lil: Hi Birthday Boy, hi gang DJTweeny: :-) pinholeF200: hey Lil Cat: Lil! Johan madeus Myjetski: hi Lil! DJTweeny: our very own Merlyn as a FST-style detective Lil: Hi sweethearts! DJTweeny: with the help of Protor & Ossman ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cat: not only do they do wondrous work, they have always encouraged others, like merl and me. DJTweeny: yeah, very cool Cat: always interesting inexpandingthe community of radio people Johan madeus Myjetski: it's a nobrainer Cat: interested in DJTweeny: *rimshot* Lil: Has Rebozoette been around? DJTweeny: nope DJTweeny: haven't heard anything from her at all recently Lil: Aww Cat: my father refused to eat pork, because he had been a pig farmer as a youth. Cat: no problem with bacon or ham though. DJTweeny: may have to try messaging her on FB again Lil: Good idea Tweeny DJTweeny: that's a bit strange, Cat Cat: people are strange. Lil: Indeed they are lol Beet: I am embarrassed to say I have enjoyed all manner of pig. ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Rufus_T_Firetween: Lil ^^ Rufus_T_Firetween: you need to turn on NOTIFICATIONS for the pages Beet: lots of laughs in this one. Lil: What am I doing wrong? Lil: OH Lil: I thought following was enough Lil: it was before DJTweeny: they may have changed that, Lil Lil: Figures DJTweeny: so make sure you've clicked on that button Lil: Got it, thanks hun DJTweeny: yw :) ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
Lil -) Johan madeus Myjetski: i'm checking out. thanks everybody! see you all next fire week, same fire station! Lil: Take care JAMmies Cat: by jam Beet: Nite JAM ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bozo/on close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. DJTweeny: (6 minutes left) Lil: LOL at least I got connected DJTweeny: Hi Bozo/on ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" DJTweeny: show's almost over unfortunately :/ DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:40pm Eastern pinholeF200: and one is nothing Cat: great to hear firesigns contribute to this. Lil: One of my favorite FST names--Mrs. Manilla Envelope LOL Cat: the immortality bits are perfect here Lil: yep DJTweeny: sure is DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: yeah, made for a grest set Cat: great set indeed, tween. Beet: This was a lot of fun tonight. Thanks to Cat for a great production. Thanks, Tween. G'Nite all. pinholeF200: Thanks Tween and hope your birthday was great...see everybody the next time Lil: Nitey nite Beet DJTweeny: Thanks for your birthday wishes, all :-) Lil: Ahhhh I missed my sermonette LOL Timeghost: Night, all. ||||||||| Around 10:56 PM, Timeghost walks off into the sunset... Lil: Night TG Neko: off we fly. DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... ||||||||| "Hey Neko!" ... Neko turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:57 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| "Hey Cat!" ... Cat turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:57 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Lil: Be well and HB again Tweeny Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... Lil: And bless the Rear Reverend Sport Trendleberg :-D ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bozo/on - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan madeus Myjetski - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| HappyHourNews - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| pinholeF200 - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beei - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elmer Ho - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Groat Cluster enters at 1:50 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and toadaway plummets into the garden at 1:55 AM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| toadaway - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Groat Cluster - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beei
Beet
Cat
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
Johan madeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Neko
pinholeF200
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Timeghost
