||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 07, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| "3:42 PM? 3:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "toadaway should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as toadaway enters and sits on the couch. ||||||||| It's 3:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| toadaway - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:14 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:14 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| "8:35 PM? 8:35 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Timeghost should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Timeghost enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Timeghost: Greetings, all. DJTweeny: Hi Timeghost Timeghost: I got Pink Hotel copied to CD; took me almost 5 hours, but part of that is my lack of familiarity with the software. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Tangerine Dream) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| 8:42 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" ||||||||| "8:47 PM? 8:47 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Ralph should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Ralph enters and sits on the couch. Timeghost: +Hi Ralph Ralph: I've been to Colorado!! Look at these steaming buds..... ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: Hi Ralph Ralph: Hi Kurt Ralph: listenint to Bizarre Love Triangle Ralph: not unlike what you are playing..... ||||||||| 8:52 PM: cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" cease: good for you, ralph. Timeghost: Hi cease DJTweeny: Hi cease DJTweeny: got some 'spacey' music playing for ya Ralph: yeah, what is it cease: time, tween ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Beet in through the front door at 8:56 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: Nice spaced-out music, Dr. Tween. Howdy guys. DJTweeny: Hi Beet DJTweeny: Tangerine Dream's "Booster" album, Ralph cease: yeah my collage tonight is very spacy cease: hi beet Beet: Evenin', Mr. Cease. Ralph: hf, I'll smoke to that DJTweeny: Tsong is Jyper Sphinx Ralph: I quit at Phaedra Beet: These guys have been doing great work for a long time. DJTweeny: The song is "Hyper Sphinx" DJTweeny: don't know what happened with the chat entry there lol Ralph: haha cease: maron was talking to someone recently about the use of their music in a flick. you know which one? sorceror? ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 07, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" DJTweeny: over 50 sound tracks, cease - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangerine_Dream_filmography ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elmer Ho into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:01 PM, then departs. ||||||||| shoes for the dead enters at 9:01 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger. shoes for the dead: Howdy cease: ho Elmer Ho: ho ho ho DJTweeny: Hi Elmer, shoes... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts HonestyKnox into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:02 PM, then departs. shoes for the dead: hey Knox Elmer Ho: aha - Austin texas cease: shoes, knox Elmer Ho: my nice neice lives there ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “LIGHT TRAIN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' DJTweeny: Hi Knox cease: i was a dj in ottawa when this album came out. played it to death DJTweeny: I've got Pentangle's "Cruel Sister" album in vinyl DJTweeny: hahaha @ Carson Ralph: Carl Sagan DJTweeny: if that's who it is cease: carson as sagan. DJTweeny: not actually Sagan speaking, is it? DJTweeny: yeah exactly HonestyKnox: I'm not saavy about posting to Firs cease: Carson made Sagan famous. Did us all a lot of good. Ralph: you -- FO DJTweeny: Your first time here, Knox? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:08 PM and Bottles sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Ralph: heeeeeere's Johnny DJTweeny: Hi Bottles cease: Bottles? Bottles: hi, y'all Ralph: hi! shoes for the dead: hey Bottles Timeghost: Yo bottles ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:10 PM, dragging brilliantatbreakfast by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" DJTweeny: Hi brilliant cease: breakfast shoes for the dead: hey Brill DJTweeny: that you, lily? cease: i hope you've heard this through good speakers. cease: her voice is amazing ||||||||| HonestyKnox sneaks away to The Sitting Room... shoes for the dead: who is this Cease? DJTweeny: Pentangle cease: Pentangle, Train Song Ralph: and his partner, Desist? shoes for the dead: Ahhh cease: This is from the movie Insignificance. Beet: hello brilliant DJTweeny: good movie, cease? Ralph: wow to the Pentangle Ralph: danke fuse me cease: yep cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basket_of_Light ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Johan Amadeus Myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (9:15 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. cease: jam DJTweeny: Hi Johan Beet: Howdy JAM shoes for the dead: hey JAM ||||||||| HonestyKnox walks in and says "It's 9:15 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?" cease: marilyn monroe explaining relativity to einstein. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greetings, cat! DJT, & all! Beet: hi honesty cease:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insignificance_(film) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi beet, hi shoes, how'd yada, honesty DJTweeny: Insignifigance - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089343/ DJTweeny: "Four 1950's cultural icons (Albert Einstein, Marilyn Monroe, Joe DiMaggio and Senator Joseph MacCarthy) who conceivably could have met and probably didn't, fictionally do in this modern fable of post-WWII America. Visually intriguing, the film has a fluid progression of flash-backs and flash-forwards centering on the fictional Einstein's current observations, childhood memories and apprehensions for the future. " Ralph: somebody had to do it DJTweeny: looks like fun, Cat, will have to check it out Ralph: thanks for the link! Ralph:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insignificance_(film) Elmer Ho: i'll try to see if I can rent it DJTweeny: ah, and even some Phil Austin :) Elmer Ho: first I have to find "Bacon Rind on the Whistle Front" DJTweeny: ah, and some Phil Austin to boot DJTweeny: perfect intro to EYKIW :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That film scenario sounds familiar. I wonder if I saw it sometime somewhere... Bottles: has anyone ever seen Zachariah? Elmer Ho: always liked this - doesn't seem typical of PA somehow DJTweeny: I have not Elmer Ho: yeah, I rented Zachariah Bottles: I passed a midnight show years ago, but never felt obliged to track it down like the lost grail. Elmer Ho: don't remember too much of it, which probably says something cease: my favouorite dylan tune. a different take i found online Bottles: Now with the internet and ebay, I could probably track it down Elmer Ho: very much of its era - you know, Easy Rider etc. Beet: This is nice. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Just what I was thinking, beet! Bottles: One of those "you have to be stoned to watch it (cause they sure were when they made it)" shoes for the dead: good take of this one fer sure Beet: There is a not so high def version on DVD cease: he seems to forget the lyric there Elmer Ho: "It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry" for those not up on their Bobby Z. ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| brilliantatbreakfast - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: i prefer the original, but this is interesting. Elmer Ho: a burning question has been burning in my burning brain for the past 30-40 years cease: firesign used to play a lot of dylan on their 67 shows Elmer Ho: has anyone heard of a guy named Mac Calhoun? Beet: Nice one, cease. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: N Bottles: not I Elmer Ho: he had a radio show on station WRFK in Richmond, Va in the early 1970s Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not me, Elmer ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out EYKIW at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln' Elmer Ho: it was called Night Life - if you like TFT (and you know you do), you'd have loved it Ralph: wow Tweeny that is strong language Elmer Ho: would dearly love to find airchecks if anyone every runs across them DJTweeny: Thanks for that collage, Cat. That was fun :) cease: just finished new one today. Ralph: (y) (y) (y) cease: We're All Bonzos on This Bus Ralph: Sheriff Lugar Axehandle Beet: Haul ash Ralph: Lem Ashhandle? shoes for the dead: Sterno bum Ralph: Ashhauler shoes for the dead: can't wait to see this again ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" shoes for the dead: any news yet on a release date for the dvd? Ralph: rebellious libertines...... my favorite knd DJTweeny: just emailed Taylor this afternoon asking if he was ready for an interview Beet: Wahibgton had a huge hemp crop. Beet: Washington cease: i'm sure he will be when the project is ready to ship Elmer Ho: the Luger Axhandle spiel is one of the greats cease: probably proctor and or ossman. Elmer Ho: ive read that Taylor J tracked down all of the music that they played on the DF shows Elmer Ho: i've actually discovered some nice music through listening to DF cease: amazing job, ho cease: the hour hours were hard to find. Elmer Ho: truly a labor of love - it couldnt have made him much dough cease: the lads were certainly eclectic shoes for the dead: I wonder if you can slow nown the FF parts of this shoes for the dead: or if it's just effects ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" shoes for the dead: hold the flattery Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com cease: hold the flaffer? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Elmer Ho: grr... some people deserve to burn in hell, but only after getting a barbed wire enema Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-rv Elmer Ho: "Thieves Steal Modified Mower Designed for Des Moines Man with Polio" Elmer Ho: i gotta stop reading the news Ralph: LOFL Elmer Ho: jeez, there's just so many great little snippets in this album Ralph: 133 degrees with Fundershowers Elmer Ho: hotter than hooker in heater, and hotter than heater in hellmouth Ralph: Cat Man Do Ralph: Pat Hat Ralph: Americans of Humorous Descent Elmer Ho: btw the video is on YouTube again Beet: Turn what over? Elmer Ho: it was on a while back, then got pulled, but somebody reposted it Elmer Ho: at least it was there a couple weeks ago ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Glen disembarks at 9:47 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Glen Glen: I couldn't think of a funny name. shoes for the dead: hey Glen ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Glen: Hola amigos Latinos. cease: Mr. Banks Elmer Ho: Glen is a funny name Beet: hello glen Ralph: All must learn to play the piano Elmer Ho: my uncles name is Glen ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Elmer Ho: but he spells it with two Ns Glen: I play the piano. shoes for the dead: Nglen? Ralph: LOFL Glen: Didn't I play on EOBE? Elmer Ho: I can play John Cage's 4'33" but not much else Ralph: Buxx and Bunny Chromehunger DJTweeny: lol Elmer DJTweeny: I always get the chord changes wrong, Elmer Glen: The Elmers are coming unglued. Ralph: Paul and Patty Mounds cease: you can do the score for an album of mimes Glen: Do I even KNOW anybody in here? Everybody has a fake name. DJTweeny: only the NSA knows for sure, Glen Ralph: we are all Bozos on this bus Timeghost: Not me. Glen: I don't know you, or you're not a Bozo? Beet: And a big hello to the NSA guy in residence. Ralph: help me Mr. Wizard Glen: In residue. cease: glen, i dont think we've met but you did send me a vhs of proc and bergman on your tv show cease: first name is Glen: AHA! cease: Cat Glen: Cat, baby! cease: i was a baby long ago Elmer Ho: i was an imaginary playmate Glen: this LP was made into an awesome film. Glen: where's the dvd cease: coming soon, glen ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Ralph: called...... Glen: taylor always makes it sound like it's on the way Glen: All-Day Matinee never showed up cease: have you heard any of my collages, glen? tonights was called Light Train. cease:Tweeny and I always post them to Facebook Glen: I stand accused! Glen: If I see the link I will do it Ralph: Everything you know is wrong : the Disinformation guide to secrets and lies / edited by Russ Kick Elmer Ho: i once used "they think he is insane, but he outranks them" at work Ralph: published 2002 Elmer Ho: for some reason it didnt go over well Glen: How many monsters have I seen on TV? cease: last weeks was Same Firetime, same firestation, about time. cease: tonight's was about light cease: also lots of trains Ralph: I need another drink cease: i would imagine that was something you would have done, or could do easily Glen: I recommend the black tar heroin. Booze is for PUSSIES. Beet: Catherwood bring everyone a drink. ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a drink. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Glen: Catherwood seems to be fairly obliging this PM ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Glen and mumbles "Did you want me?" Glen: I want you. But we can't talk here. Ralph: gimme one of those blueies will ya ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Glen: That's a beautiful mobile home, too. Ralph: They know not their holes from an ass on the ground Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Glen: I'm ON it! Glen: I would never make you watch my TV shows! cease: the one i saw was a delight. Glen: Wow! THAT was unexpected... Glen:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EAKIxoWLJ8 Ralph: Art Wolflaffer? Glen: LOOKS LIKE A BIG FRIED EGG! Glen: Or is it only the b DJTweeny: "No. It's the end..." Ralph: Everything You Knew Was Wrong Glen: Uh-oh Beet: Great albom shoes for the dead: tired eyes again, gonna listen out Beet: album shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! Glen: Some of the Dear Friends stuff is in mono on the set when they were actually broadcast in stereo cease: very true, tween. every firefan has to have it ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from the DOMM Dear Friends Collection “ALL NITE IMAGES” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Elmer Ho: you MUST own DOMM Ralph: Eric Burden Glen: Many of us were strung out on blackberry brandy during these shows DJTweeny: be well, shoes! Elmer Ho: let the imagination run wild on "I'll Be Gumping You" Glen: Some I can remember- but I can't recall if I was in the studio for this particular show ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Glen: you don't hear us on the floor, so maybe not cease: much health, shoes Glen: any more rocket fuel for you hardhats? cease: was it any good, glen? Glen: was what any good? cease: my favourite fruit. almost in season Glen: oh the blacks Glen: somebody kept bringing it Glen: maybe it was TFT - or maybe the audience Glen: im a professional digester Ralph: mmmmm, hashed lung meat Glen: and dumplings Elmer Ho: i visited Vienna once - they really do serve gabelfruhstuck Ralph: issss therrrrre aaaaa deeelaayyyyy Elmer Ho: not necessarily with lung meat though DJTweeny: Live Earl Jive be havin' some fun Glen: pardon me while I make a strange interlude Ralph: btw just ordered my very own DOMM book/dvd Glen: I didn't know until a few years ago that Peter studied under a Zen master Ralph: tyvm Glen: DOMM is essential Glen: I love the atmosphere of these shows cease: i think that's what brought him to whidbey island. the master had a house there cease: indeed, glen Elmer Ho: comparing the Lets Eat and DF broadcasts you really notice what Jive brought to the proceedings Ralph: LOL cease: that's where the podcasts started Glen: ahhhh DJTweeny: Cat, what's your favorite color? Ralph: don't guess wrong.... Glen: plaid DJTweeny: Paisley lol Glen: I Was Hitler's Dog Doctor is a favorite of mine cease: varoius shades of blue. i also like various brands of orange and there's a red/purple thing i really like in flowers. Glen: THIS is a great spot cease: there are lots of them outside my window Glen: smashed Glen: i got rice in my pockets and everything cease: everyone was smashed? Glen: creole Ralph: creole, baby cease: this is amazingly funny Elmer Ho: speaking of crole, I gotta run - almost time for Hogans Heroes Glen: FAMOUS JEW Ralph: LOFL ||||||||| Elmer Ho rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elmer Ho?! It's 10:24 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Glen: Aloha HO Beet: Nite Elmer ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: night Elmer! Ralph: 3I resemble that remark cease: by ho Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, ralph! Ralph: -3 Glen: syndicated Ralph: Bemidji Glen: Babaji Ralph: The Who? Glen: the HOOOVE Ralph: i can draw flies... Beet: both colors. lol Glen: sorry soiree Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! Ralph: I believe in rotaration in office Glen: ANT Beet: I like to get licked evrywhere. Glen: All Negro Television cease: WET Glen: ANTS Ralph: Little Richard Ralph: Agnew got a good base Glen: I have this ad somewhere Glen: very odd Glen: it was printed out and passed around Ralph: LOFL DJTweeny: hahahahahaha Glen: crosstalk DJTweeny: er, that was me... Beet: What was that? ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" cease: have ou heard ossmans poems in that format? cease: there are some in packer's An Autobozographical Evening Glen: found oral art? DJTweeny: accidentally opened up the FST catalog page, which has an audio collage ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." cease: i think this is my favourite firesign bit. DJTweeny: working on getting you collage page working, Cat cease: i was ecstatic to play it on the national network of japan (NHK) Glen: Phil is well-versed in Soviet palaver DJTweeny: *your cease: ok i'll send you an old pic and a new one. Glen: get a job cease: i should give you details of the stuff in the collages. where i got the ideas for them Ralph: Hello Friends, Ralph Spoilsport here at Duke of Madness Motors.... yes friends, they made me an offer I couldn't refuse, so come on down to the new location here in the city of.......... ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Glen: I Am The President's Man Rufus_T_Firetween: cease: i should give you details of the stuff in the collages. where i got the ideas for them << yes, I'm going to include descriptions Glen: Girdle in the stretch Beet: The Constitution is no longer in the running. Rufus_T_Firetween: ain't it thruth, Beet :/ Rufus_T_Firetween: *truth Glen: trufe Ralph: The United Snakes of Armena Ralph: ia Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com cease: i want to contact everyone i use in these things. maybe they'll enjoy them. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Glen: Jack Benny's door cease: i tried to contact dweezil zappa through his site, but oddly you have to earn points in order to join his chat group. very odd DJTweeny: great idea. cease Ralph: Lithbon DJTweeny: never heard of that, cease Ralph: LOFL Glen: ELMER HO Beet: Elmer Ho! Glen: The Young Sexos Glen: GREAT title Glen: The Doctor Blowjob Show Glen: Joe Dalesandro was the guy on the front cover of the Stones' Sticky Fingers cease: i use this in my high heel firesign collage cease: i lived in tokyo for a long time. i doubt those numbers Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They do it on porpoise Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the entire FIRESIGN THEATRE CATALOG at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/montage.html Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's the three robots in the film Silent Running... Ralph: LOFL Glen: cease- is the number higher or lower in your estimation cease: lower number thanin vancouver, but tokyo has more people than all of canada Glen: It's not for me. I'm asking for a friend. Rufus_T_Firetween: that's wild to think, Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: that Tokyo has more people than the 2nd largest country on the planet cease: i think its much easier to be gay in vancouver in tokyo because hiding is more of the culture there than here. Ralph: staggering ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' cease: next week, That Firesign Feeling, eh Tween? cease: yet another intercourse between the beatles and the beatles of comedy Glen: I always thought of them as alchemists. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And still not be the Rutles, eh, cease? Glen: with robes and pointed magic hats cease: i just finished a collage with the bonzos today Glen: tell me more about Keynsham... cease: i go where i am led by what i'm exposed to and my interests Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hah! Looking forward to that! DJTweeny: remind me, Cat cease: i'm finally using some python on it, which i promised proc last nov Glen: python bonzos credibility gap cease: ive asked tween to play them in the order i compose them, but that isnt necessary. Glen: the phone scared me Beet: Ehis has been fun. Thanks everyone. Nice collage Cease. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. Glen: swell to see you guys, I bet cease: thanks beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite all! Thanks to cat, kurt & all! Timeghost: Thanks, Tweeny; night all. cease: i'll take that bet Ralph: Terriffic as always DJ DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Timeghost by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door cease: Bye ||||||||| At 10:59 PM, cease hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Rufus_T_Firetween exits at 11:01 PM. ||||||||| DJTweeny rushes off, saying "11:01 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Glen - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| HonestyKnox - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 12:26 AM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
cease
DJTweeny
Elmer Ho
Glen
HonestyKnox
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Timeghost
