||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 30, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:20 PM, dragging DJTweeny by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:20 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (America Tunes) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:44 PM and Timeghost bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Hi Timeghost Timeghost: Evenin', Dr. Tweenstein. DJTweeny: :) DJTweeny: all ready for The 4th Of Julie? Timeghost: Just another day with no mail. DJTweeny: hehe Timeghost: You got plans? DJTweeny: nah DJTweeny: maybe I'll read The Declaration Timeghost: There's 30 seconds well spent. DJTweeny: lol Timeghost: I finally listened to Box O' Danger this last week. Good stuff. DJTweeny: great :) DJTweeny: yeah, an excellent compilation DJTweeny: and lots of good info in the booklet Timeghost: Maybe I'll listen to some Duke of Madness Motors on Mon. DJTweeny: Well, you've got over three days worh of listening there ;) Timeghost: Yeah; it's in several parts, as I recall; I'll listen to a couple of them. DJTweeny: another collectable, like BoD ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Drdream inside, makes a note of the time (8:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi Drdream Timeghost: That reminds me: I have a cassette of Pink Hotel Burns Down; maybe I'll copy that to CD. Timeghost: Hi Drdream. ||||||||| EWeston enters at 8:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: they really need to either re-realease the CD they made, or offer it at the Download Store DJTweeny: Hi EW Timeghost: Greetings, EW. DJTweeny: I love PH EWeston: Hi low weeny Rufus, TG, and a new name ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's Cease, just back from British Columbia." ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Nabby into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: bought it on CD when Lodestone was still in business ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 30, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Timeghost: Another thing I've had for a while, and haven't listened to. DJTweeny: Hi Nabby EWeston:Tweeny hrurmp. Timeghost: Evenin', Nabby. Cease: Hi all DJTweeny: Hi Cease Nabby: Hi ho Tweeny great track choice! Nabby: Time! Timeghost: Hi, Cease. Nabby: cease! Nabby: EW! DJTweeny: seemed to fit well, Nabby :) Nabby: heh EWeston: Nabby and cat Nabby: indeedy Tween Cease: Folks Nabby: Hey these guys are pretty funny Nabby: Helloooooo Cease: Boom dot great! EWeston: Clean up Armenia! Nabby: It's a show-a-thon ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “SAME FIRETIME, SAME FIRESTATION” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' Nabby: I know Cat likes the Dan Timeghost: Cat's got some great stuff there! Cease: someone, maybe nabby, posted this tune on facebook a few weeks ago. one of my favourite s.dan tunes, and there are many DJTweeny: Yeah he does :) Nabby: Could be could be Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Nabby: lol Cease: i think the chamber bros. appeared on one of the radio free oz mushroom shows in 67 DJTweeny: live? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Nabby: GREAT song ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Beet close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:08 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. Nabby: album I think DJTweeny: classic, fer sure Beet: Hello all. ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Nabby: Hey Beet DJTweeny: Hi Beet Cease: beet Beet: Hi nab EWeston: Do you promise to covet property, plurality, sureity security and not hurt the state! Say what! Beet: Howdy Cease EWeston: HI Beet Beet: What? DJTweeny: lol EW Beet: Hi EW Nabby: thanks Lebop Bobo ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: Good man...or vegitble. Gonna have the Field Marshall's bottom in your knapsack Nabby: do you have Prince Albert in a can? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com EWeston: I think he escaped on a flying squid, the devil! Cease: this is from a bbc series called The Wonders of the Universe I just saw on TV recently, though it was made 6 years ago. Cease: i hadnt known the limeys pronounced the word glass eyore instead of the correct glay-sure DJTweeny: those silly Brits Nabby: the arrow of thyme Nabby: the universe is actually a hologram Beet: Time is to keep everything from happening at once. Nabby: but it is! Beet: Ah Nabby: Time is the consoling illusion that it isn't Beet: I like that one DJTweeny: I forget where this is from, Cat Cease: i found the whole Wonders series on youtube. bbc seems quite good about that EWeston: Time can't take a joke Nabby: very I agree Nabby: Cat Cease: i bought the cassette from ossman's Otherworld Media maybe 20 years ago DJTweeny: the Time Capsule bit Nabby: Time has no sense of humor? Cease: it's probably elsewhere. they relentlessly recycle their stuff Beet: Not if it is out of sequence Nabby: Oh right Nabby: Maybe it fell over EWeston: Yes but jokes fall through its ...apendages Nabby: Time fell over Cease: the cassette is called David Ossman's Time Capsules. Cease: its probably out on cd by now. Nabby: Oo missed that one Cat Cease: email david and judith and i'm sure they'll sell you one. Cease: 9 cuts on the cassette EWeston: Terry Prachett's Thief of Time is a good read Nabby: Otherworld Media... Cease: i have yet to read terry, but must do so. Nabby: Pratchett is fun Nabby: Great collage Cat Beet: Nice job Cat ||||||||| Catherwood enters with NancyKat close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:21 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom. Cease: ive got 4 more in the can and just started a new one yesterday. Cease: hope you like them. EWeston: He managed to do something new with Igores, and Orcs Cease: hi fellow feline ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “BOOM DOT BUST” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out BOOM DOT BUST at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-rv' Nabby: Hi Nancy ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: Hi NancyKat EWeston: Nan cee NancyKat: Cease, Nabby, Tweeny, EW, ALLO! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:23 PM and pinholeF200 bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: Hi nancy Nabby: This your favorite Tween? NancyKat: Ebbehebbehengfeh... Nabby: Hi Pin DJTweeny: Hi pinhole Cease: pin NancyKat: Beety! ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Beet: Yo pin pinholeF200: hidy ho Nabby, Tween, Cease and all NancyKat: Vote Papoon... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln Nabby: Not insane! Cease: you just missed my latest collage, but tween will post it later. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." NancyKat: Cease-I look backward to it! Nabby: haha Cease: its about time. backward is against the arrow Nabby: this is a weirdly cool album NancyKat: Cease-MMM, Angst ridden grain... Nabby: cracking me up NancyKat: Bear Whizz Beeer? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Cease: i hadnt been back to my home province, saskatchewan in almost 30 years when i found myself there in sept. 99, driving around, listening to this. Cease: went very well together. Rufus_T_Firetween: Make sure you're subscribed to one of those ^^ so you get announcements of shows and new archive posts Nabby: thumbs up Rufus Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow DJTweeny: bet that was fun, cease NancyKat: Furry topical, seeing as the tim off year and the fact it's an erection year.... EWeston: Keep your head down,and vote. DJTweeny: such a fun parody of small town America DJTweeny: definitely reminds me of where I lived in Indiana ||||||||| llanwydd steals in around 9:33 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." llanwydd: evening folks DJTweeny: Hi llan EWeston: Near the Mexicans Tweeny? Cease: Driving from Regina to Moose Jaw one day, the sky was a deep blue reflected on the ditches beside the road, the fields of glowing grain, the occasional red barn and ubiquitou puffy clouds: it was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. Beet: I'm sorry, friends, but it looks like there won't be any worthy candidates. pinholeF200: Hi llan EWeston: Iian yow ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:33 PM and late as usual, it's Johan Amadeus Myjetski, just back from Hellmouth." Beet: Hi Llan Cease: had to pull over by the side of the road just to take it in. Cease: hi llan DJTweeny: not many Mexicans in Indiana in the 80's Cease: jam DJTweeny: Hi Johan DJTweeny: I hear that's changed Beet: hi jam Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi DJT! NancyKat: I'm in Chicago, Il. so I can vote twice and so can my dead Grandmother...and all my dead pets...Yay Nepotism Machine... EWeston: Trump seems to think so Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet & all! pinholeF200: Howdy JAM--it's getting to be a real party now! llanwydd: shift yer organs Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln NancyKat: Hiya, JAM and Ilan... DJTweeny: lol Nancy Beet: Thank You Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi pin! It's the bees and spiders again... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi NancyK NancyKat:DJTween-I live to make a Piaso out of myself... ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cease: i visited chicago in 2008. what a great city! DJTweeny: did you bring a gun, Cease? Cease: i barely know what a gun is llanwydd: I've never been in the west llanwydd: canada or usa Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I played Chicago in 88 or 89 - really nice audiences! NancyKat: Cease-LOL...the year my Daughter was born as well as the year the economy said "Feck!"...coincidence? I think not... DJTweeny: you must if you have the opportunity, llan EWeston: Their easy to pick up outside the city. llanwydd: I'd love to see the canadian rockies DJTweeny: Landscape like nothing you've ever seen Cease: they're worth seeing. DJTweeny: I love the area around the Grand Canyon llanwydd: the furthest west I've been is san antonio Nabby: hey llan, JAM Beet: Mexican food capital of the world Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nabby! NancyKat: TI hope to see Egypt someday as well as Ireland and England to do somefamily tree tracking... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com llanwydd: I've been to england. I quite enjoyed it Beet: It may be a while before Egypt is safe to visit again ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Cease: i always wanted to go to egypt, but too scary now. turkey too. DJTweeny: Yeah, sad :/ EWeston: Many of the them asking what the fuck did we do this week Cease: lol, ew ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! llanwydd: I didnt' like what they did to mubarak NancyKat: Cease-Yeah-sad that. DJTweeny: no doubt, EW pinholeF200: I went to Ireland in 2008 but stayed away from Belfast Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com llanwydd: not that I liked mubarak NancyKat: pinhole-*sigh* yeah. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Anybody hear if Ireland & Scotland will secede from Great Britain to rejoin the EU? DJTweeny: and now there'ss talk of Irish unification and separation EWeston: 3 million signatures foir a redo in three days DJTweeny: Scotland wants to secede so they can join the EU Beet: Holand also on the list llanwydd: there's always been talk of irish unification and separation Beet: Holland ||||||||| ''Bob'' sneaks in around 9:42 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." NancyKat:Tween-Oy...juat oy... DJTweeny: Hi Bob EWeston: Hi Bob. NancyKat: Hi, Bob... DJTweeny: lol Nancy Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Johan Amadeus Myjetski: greets, Bob! pinholeF200: We landed at Shannon, the secondary international airport--made it through customs in 10 minutes! Cease:http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/2008_09_01_archive.html ''Bob'': Greetings, fellow bozos! Cease: most of the chicago trip is here. Cease: bob Beet: Howdy "Bob" DJTweeny: "Beating off the rat race, with a mouse?" lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Docotr Pecker? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol! Nabby: Hey Bob ''Bob'': What exactly is in a Johnny cup, I wonder? pinholeF200: yo bob llanwydd: there's probably no such thing ''Bob'': Which will get you drunker: a Johnny cup, blue moss, or a pangalactic gargleblaster? Cease: the local high ball pinholeF200: don't forget the Red Solo Cup, matches your neck NancyKat: Pangalactic Gargleblaster...it will also most likely kill you, but hey, what won't these days? EWeston: Purple Jesus punch works well in that arena Timeghost: Johnny Cup has a Facebook account. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: that's what I was thinking a johnny cup might be, pin ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elmer PhD EWeston: Watch out for the Mole Men ||||||||| 9:49 PM: Mudhead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead EWeston: Our Head has arrived Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My niece gave me The Mole Men film on the Mystery Science 3000 show. Hilario9us! pinholeF200: howdy mudster ||||||||| Around 9:50 PM, Mudhead walks off into the sunset... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, Mudhead! Cease: muddy DJTweeny: we hardly knew ye... EWeston: He's fading! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bye, Mudhead! Cease: that a nice neice, jam DJTweeny: indeed, cease Nabby: Mudddd! EWeston: Rhodan somehow made it to Kalispell TV in the fifies NancyKat: Cease, Jam, Tween-A Bad neice would've given Manos... Beet: I love MST Cease: the reason i went to chicago was to cheer up a depressed neice. we had a great time. NancyKat: EW-Mothra or nothing else! LOL... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I love 50s sci-fi anyhow NancyKat: Cease-Did you see the Museums? Nabby: 50's is great Cease: the cubs were losing to the phils, who later won the world series. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You're a nice uncle, Cease! Cease: then the cubs hit a grand slam. a metaphor for the whole trip EWeston: Zackaria showed up there too. In the movie theater NancyKat: Cubs vs. Sox blah-Is why i'm a Wrestling fan.. Beet: I saw Zachariah on a naval base Cease: i saw it in a theatre. you probably had the better venue. Cease: i thought it waste of good dope. EWeston: A strange distribution for that film Nabby: Saw it the theater too EWeston: The music was good Nabby: in Beet: I thought it was a strange venue also ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! Nabby: James Gang Cease: thankfully i saw it in a double bill with the harder they come Cease: love the james gang. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** All Things Firesign (Firesign On NPR) - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-rv NancyKat: I read that as Firesign Theatre Copernicus Centre... Nabby: yeah they were terrific Nabby: out demons out! Beet: Making money is the only upside to the exercise of evil. Cease: love everything joe walsh has done, including duckman DJTweeny: Walsh is great :) Nabby: played Rocky Mountain Way and Funk #49 in more than one cover band way back when Beet: Hello NSA guy pinholeF200: Walsh has had his photo in ads for Heil Sound in QST, the ham radio magazine. He's licensed as Extra Class DJTweeny: cool, Nabby Nabby: Neato pin ''Bob'': Joe Walsh for President! Now more than ever. pinholeF200: Heil has his headquarters in Fairview Heights IL, about 4 miles from my house. Have talked with him on 2 meters ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Definitely, Bob EWeston: Indicators are? DJTweeny: One of these days, I have to figure out what the tornado is saying Nabby: haha Beet: Wizard of Oz reference EWeston: I get a "I'm not interested" and not much else Cease: i was given a script once, dont know what happened to it. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No prace rike home? DJTweeny: yeah, that's all I could hear clearly EWeston: The old Rike place pinholeF200: make it so Nabby: the Enterprise trombonist llanwydd: a script for what, cat EWeston: Woth a Rike Rike here and a Rike Rike there Beet: I don't hear Peter Cease: bdb llanwydd: aha Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I would say "Engage! but all I got's a two-bit ring from a backer-crack jox. DJTweeny: He's coming up, FW (for a reason ;) DJTweeny: Here's Peter... Beet: Got it Nabby: Yep EWeston: Save it. You can make an attractive bookend out of it. Cease: brillliant album Nabby: That was not insane. Beet: Fascinating piece pinholeF200: Patrick Stewart kept saying "Engage" as a subliminal ad for small model railroad gear Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Agreed, Cease! on a par with EYKIW Nabby: Choo choo? Cease: i just listened to bride today and i dont feel its as good as the first 2 ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from the DOMM Dear Friends Collection “DEPUTY DAN WILL FIND US NO MATTER WHERE WE GO” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Deputy Dan has no amigos llanwydd: daylight savings and loan! LOL Beet: The tone sounded like a beer bottle. I am hearing why now EWeston: He has his rats to keep him warm Cease: we just had the 3 amigos summit here in canada. obama was extraordinarily eloquent when he addressed parliament yesterday EWeston: One of many things that sent our internet trolls in the hysterics. Four more years! Beet: How to sound extraordinarily eloquent while saying nothing. llanwydd: I've neverknown obama to be all that eloquent anywhere Nabby: great source llanwydd: I'm not ashamed to say I voted for him but I don't have much respect for him now ''Bob'': Like the good book says, Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know. Beet: It is very discouraging when someone that had so much hope vested in him seems not much better than G W. EWeston: His approval rating is only around 57%. He could do better I guess. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: One of FST funniest commercials! IMO, that is…. llanwydd: well, obama is a bit more intelligent than GW but that doesn't say much for him ''Bob'': 50%, or less, not 57% Nabby: Those who think they know don't know. Those who know they don't know, know. Beet: Bring back the Fag Nabby: Hear hear EWeston: His working envirenment was a lot different. llanwydd: I don't smoke pinholeF200: where where Nabby: who who? EWeston: Sorrry Bob that's the figure. NancyKat: There There! ''Bob'': No, it's not, EWeston. I checked. Rasmusen has him at 50% and that's the best one. Nabby: What what? ''Bob'': Easy to check: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_approval_rating#President_Barack_Obama Cease: my famliy actually had to registrer as aliens in the 50s. my parents lived in your country for 50 years Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Why o why, Nabby? ''Bob'': Oh, sorry. 51% NancyKat: When When win Win? Nabby: These are the great questions JAM pinholeF200: there their they're ''Bob'': Frankly, I'm amazed it's even that high. I guess Trump and Clinton make him look good. EWeston: Rausmussen predicted a Romney victory. Its always to the right. Tell you what rather than disagree with no support check out media matters for America for a week Nabby: Catherwood give everyone Mr. Foster popsicles ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone mr foster popsicles. Cease: their parents were persecuted and some imprisoned for being ukranians during ww1, because ukraine didnt exist then, the territory was part of enemy austria Cease: i heard that trump was ahead of hillary in a new pole. there a lot of people in poland. llanwydd: he can stay ahead of her in the poles but not the americans ''Bob'': Good lord. You can lead a bozo to Wikipedia, but you can't make them read... DJTweeny: It's going to be a very interesting election Nabby: Dump the chump EWeston: The most accurate predictor from 2012 says an 80% chance Mz. Clinton willtake it. ''Bob'':http://www.gallup.com/poll/113980/gallup-daily-obama-job-approval.aspx Cease: for those of you who've listened to many of my collages, i'm sure you've noticed that i use the same stuff far too often. DJTweeny: I have not, cease Beet: I have met some poles who didn't have any statistics. DJTweeny: always sounds fresh to me ''Bob'': Hasn't been as high as 57% since 2009 EWeston: Sorry last time I linked I disappeared. Nabby: I'm higher than that right now Bob ''Bob'': Right-click the link... ''Bob'': Open in new tab.
DJTweeny me is not a fan of Mr. Obama Nabby: Click here now EWeston: Yes I know how to do it, but I never make it back. Cease: He is immensely popular in Canada. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A virus, Nabby? ''Bob'': He's big in Japan and a genius in France Nabby: No just the fiddlers ''Bob'': Not so popular in the UK lately, though. ;) llanwydd: like I say, I'm not ashamed I voted for obama but that was because he wasn't mccain llanwydd: I thought he might clean up bush's mess but he didnt't DJTweeny: Fake Jobs Plague the U.S. Economy - http://thesovereigninvestor.com/us-economy/fake-jobs-plague-u-s-economy/ Cease: what a different time! Beet: I was deluded and actually believed the guy. pinholeF200: anybody remember the Fugs song, "Wide Wide River"? Nabby:Tweeny, thanks for the Firesanctuary. Cat thanks for the mash-up. Gotta run. Night night every one & have a safe 4th! Cease: and i never did plan to go anyway, to black diamond bay Nabby: Cheers Rufus! DJTweeny: llan, he ended up being just another shill for the M/I/Bankster Complex :( ''Bob'': I voted for McCain in the primary. Then he chose a running mate. Whoops. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I remember Tuli Kupfenberg NancyKat: BB, Nabby! Beet: Have a good one, Nabby Cease: they're always safe in canada. DJTweeny: Have a happy 4th, Nabby :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Nabster! llanwydd: I have to admit, I don't know anything about that, tween EWeston: Bye Nabby pinholeF200: Nite Nab Cease: i think tuli did something for elayne, cartoons in her mag i think Cease: by nab llanwydd: can't say Grand Funk o the radio! LOL ''Bob'': Fun fact: Nixon's average approval rating was higher than Obama's. Only Carter and Truman did worse. llanwydd: nite nabbe Johan Amadeus Myjetski: TK wrote a song Morning Morning that Richie Havens sang. pinholeF200: Wide Wide River is an appropriate song for this election year--check it on You Tube--lyrics alone don't do it justice DJTweeny: Wow, Bob ''Bob'': That's gotta hurt. Beet: Belliol Brothers. What a chain llanwydd: I had cataract surgery on tuesday llanwydd: it went very well Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good to hear, Llan! Beet: Glad it went well, Llan. Cease: good for you, llan ''Bob'':http://www.robotronics.com/crimeprevention/deputy-dan.php Cease: now you can see! Cease: that's good if you're into photography llanwydd: I had an intra-ocular lens implanted in my right eye and I don't even need glasses or contacts anymore NancyKat: Llan...Good to hear...my Grandmother had both done two years apart... pinholeF200: Link to The Fugs on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxoPAztX8RY ''Bob'': Deputy Dan™ Complete Costume - Non-Animated $1,598.00 ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." llanwydd: I get the left eye done in a couple of weeks ''Bob'':http://www.robotronics.com/educationalmaterials/coloring-book.php Cease: my mother had that surgery a few years before her death. made her hallucinations that much easier to see. Beet: lol Cease NancyKat: G...gig... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the curse of fuzzy hallucinations ''Bob'': I don't think Deputy Dan is in any of those coloring books, but I'm tempting to order some and find out. ;) ''Bob'': "Deputy Dan is the newest member of the Crime Prevention costume family. He is perfect for all of your safety programs including neighborhood watch programs. He loves teaching about stranger danger and is an exciting way to add interest. " Cease: i remember a cop coming to my elementary school to scare us when we were in 4th grade Beet: On the Dole. Pineapple. Get it? DJTweeny: *rimshot* ''Bob'':https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1665&dat=19700601&id=VYI0AAAAIBAJ&sjid=ZSQEAAAAIBAJ&pg=3715,5582287&hl=en Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So, Cease, you found out early that Deputy Dan has no amigos Cease: the whole thin blue line thing. only a few cops keep us from anarchy ''Bob'': "The issuance of the booklets...was halted last week after a hawk-eyed deputy complained that the California bear on Deputy Dan's helmet looked more like a pig." DJTweeny: always wondered if Deputy Dan was a real thing Cease: i have had several friends who became cops in la, and then a good friend who was a cop in tokyo. also several cop friends in vancouver DJTweeny: there are cops, and there are cops... ''Bob'': The above from a 1970 newspaper article. Cease: to quote bergman, there is no such thing as a postman. there's just a guy who delivers letters a few hours a day. Cease: cops too. llanwydd: well, I' getting tired. I'd better drop out and drop off. DJTweeny: the cops in Austin have been pretty cool, from my limited experience DJTweeny: other parts of Texas, not so much... llanwydd: see you all next week ''Bob'': Nighty nite. Good healing, ll. Cease: by llan ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Llanwydd! DJTweeny: take care llan ||||||||| llanwydd rushes off, saying "10:35 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Beet: % of my fraternity brothers became prison guards and they turned into mean-spirited devils. Beet: G;Nite Llan DJTweeny: sorry to hear, Beet :( Cease: sometimes that happens. Beet: Good pay though Beet: Hang 'em high with hemp Cease: i was a teacher for a long time, and couldn't sum up any characteristic of my fellow teachers, in their hundreds ''Bob'': Ah, finally.. paydirt! http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/county-sheriff-coloring-book-70s-253393541 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: dr. memory? Beet: Great find "Bob" Beet: 1/3 off in price and quality. lol DJTweeny: Ha! Fantastic, Bob :-) That needs to be on the Firesign site somewhere EWeston: Sorry last time I linked I disappeared. ''Bob'': I posted the link to the FB group, EW. You can check it out later there. NancyKat: VERY Unhappy Macnab... Cease: great stuff, Bob Cease: why, kat? pinholeF200: EW, you should get a bus pass Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Anything i can do, Nancy? NancyKat: JAm said Dr. Memory and so I thought it was Apropos...state of the state, unoion, onion world etc. DJTweeny: Bob, I've forwarded that link to Doc Technical Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Maybe worker will state maintaince question before too long... Beet: As in "We're Doomed", Nancy? ''Bob'': Too bad it's only the first few pages. If we could find a copy, there's a good chance that it would be in the public domain and we could republish it... NancyKat: Beet-Lennon sang about it...and i think it is nigh... Cease: i'm surprised taylor jessen doesn['t have this. DJTweeny: Would be so cool to make a Firesign version EWeston:http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president_obama_job_approval-1044.html#! Beet: Signs are not very good are they? NancyKat: JAM-Worker wants maintenance on Rauner unit so Daughter unit can go to summer school. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: Collection of the latest polls. I can't find the source with the figure I quoted however Cease: they use words so exquisitely NancyKat: Obfuscation of information! it continues-EW... Cease: i probably became an english teacher because they revealed the possibilities of the language, whnich i needed to know to teach others for many years ''Bob'': Yes, so exactly what I was saying. :) EWeston: One of the latest at 54%. DJTweeny: wakaramasen, Cat-san ''Bob'': Yes, and others (multiple) as low as 44. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." NancyKat: Cease-I used to dream of being an English teacher so I could show youth the joys of poetry. Cease: if i had never heard firesign, i dont think teaching other people english would have been what i did for my life EWeston: Not as recent. Ah well his efforts have been wasted on you. That's the way it goes. ''Bob'': All presidents are awful. America seems to agree that Obama is awfuller than average. *shrug* DJTweeny: that's cool, Cat Cease: i had planned to go into science, and/or radio EWeston: You want to believe that I'm not going to stop you ''Bob'': Honestly, EW, I was pretty hopeful about Obama back in 2007-2008. Actually urged my Dem friends to vote for him in the primary. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Cease: when i was offered a paying job teaching in japan, it was way better than starving on radio NancyKat: Cease-Ahh, but then you could have shown youth how to blow things up! ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cease: lol ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Doctor Dog inside, makes a note of the time (10:53 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ''Bob'': Not a question of my "belief": I'm just reporting what the polls tell us. I *do* believe he's terrible, but that's a different issue. Cease: dog Beet: It is true that FST's use of language was refreshing and a basis to their artistic achevement. DJTweeny: Hi DrDog Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, Dr Dog! Cease: just in time for the end EWeston: You seem to have no feel for the envirenment that he worked in. His good works invisible to you. As I say I'm not going tochange your mind. Doctor Dog: Woof DJTweeny: unfortunately, the show's over :( NancyKat: Hi-Dog... ''Bob'': Yes, it must be that I'm ignorant. ''Bob'': /me rolls his eyes Cease: they love fucking with words and parts of words as everyone else loves fucking Beet: Obama's show is over ||||||||| Outside, the 10:54 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Deputy Dang coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Hi Depury EWeston: I argue with rightwing trolls on a daily basis. Your words are not to dissemilar Cease: dang Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Dang Bye Dang! NancyKat: The Horizons moving up! Deputy Dang: I've been listening, but have to get to sleep. Thanks for the great show! G'night all! DJTweeny: just in time for the Outro lol Beet: Hello goodbye Deputy Deputy Dang: lol ||||||||| Deputy Dang says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Deputy Dang exits at 10:55 PM. NancyKat: Adingadangding ''Bob'': GMAFB. Cease: by dang pinholeF200: Thanks for the company and funnies...see y'all later ''Bob'': Maybe it's just possible that not everyone who thinks that Obama is terrible is "right-wing" or a "troll"? NancyKat: BloooMooose! Beet: I enjoyed this. Thanks to everyone. Great collage, Cease. Thanks Dr. Tween. G;Nite. ||||||||| Around 10:57 PM, pinholeF200 walks off into the sunset... Cease: my next collage is called, for now, White Reggae ''Bob'': Anyway, thanks for the show as always Tweeny. And thanks for another collage, Cease. NancyKat: Mewmew! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks all! see you next week! DJTweeny: Sure, I'll send you the whole album DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Cease: see you next week. ||||||||| 11:00 PM -- Cease left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:00 PM. ||||||||| DJTweeny leaves to catch the 11:00 PM train to Elmertown. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Doctor Dog - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Timeghost - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Drdream - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Doctor Dog
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Nabby
NancyKat
pinholeF200
Rufus_T_Firetween
Timeghost
