||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 23, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 7:14 PM, dragging DJTweeny by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 7:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Paul Simon) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Ralph close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:37 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room. Ralph: Hello, friends.............. DJTweeny: Hi Ralph ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Timeghost inside, makes a note of the time (8:43 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Ralph: There is an original Marx Brothers musical playing off Broadway right now in NYC -- "I'll Say She Is" Ralph: all but sold out at this point........ DJTweeny: Hi Timeghost Timeghost: Evenin', y'all. ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DJTweeny: Sounds cool, Ralph ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:49 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Ralph by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Timeghost: That was abrupt. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'EWeston', just granted probation at 8:57 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: Hi EW EWeston: Hey Tweeny, Ralph, and the presence in the time sphere. Timeghost: Hi EW. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 23, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Ralph sneaks in around 9:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." EWeston: Strange week. A Zombie apocoylps may be unecessary DJTweeny: wb Ralph DJTweeny: do tell, EW ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease plummets into the garden at 9:01 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Beet: Evenin' all. EWeston: And two corinthians EWeston: Hey beet Beet: Hi EW, Ralph, Tween DJTweeny: Hi cease, Beet Beet: Hi Cease EWeston: Another Bundy Boy was arrested after a failed bombing attempt. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:03 PM and shoes for the dead waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: Hi down there! Beet: Hi shoes cease: I can barely seel; I'll try and not say fuck too often shoes for the dead: Howdy EWeston: Our shoes finall came cease: hi hsoes ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's Nabby, just back from Hellmouth." ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “TEMPORARILY HUMBOLT COUNTY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out WAITING FOR THE ELECTICIAN at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln' cease: hope you resemble being well DJTweeny: Hi shoes Timeghost: Hi shoes. shoes for the dead: cumsly fingers, Cease EWeston: Temporary I hope cease ||||||||| Outside, the 9:05 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Elmer Ho coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. shoes for the dead: I resemble being well, just no energy DJTweeny: Hi Elmer Beet: Hello Elmer shoes for the dead: hey Elmer Elmer Ho: Hello Dear Friends cease: Civilizafgoin HO EWeston: He's sticky! DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Elmer Ho: This week I have a question Nabby: Hey Tweeny cease: hey nab. wanna tab? Elmer Ho: WHat is that thing on Bergmans head? Beet: Rapp on Nabby: why not? DJTweeny: a bird, isn't it? EWeston: Just one? Hi Ho Nabby ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Beet: Hi Nab cease: good questionm, ho cease: onlyh tayhlor could answer Nabby: tanx cease, hey EW & Beet Elmer Ho: the thing in this picture http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/kplu/files/styles/medium/public/peterbergman.jpg
Nabby is feeling weak and silly. cease: spellingeizst insom eonher universe DJTweeny: looks like a bird to me... Elmer Ho: I have seen that picture in several places and always wondered Elmer Ho: it looks like a ear of corn Elmer Ho: kinda Elmer Ho: but not really shoes for the dead: looks like a whale EWeston: Looks like a stuffed fish on its side EWeston: Head to the right Elmer Ho: maybe a mole preener for his bald head? cease: a great paisley whale] EWeston: Maybe frozen? DJTweeny: lol Elmer Ralph: I'm going with the fish Beet: I always marvel at the very professional sounding mix of this album. Nabby: haha I love this bit EWeston: Looks more like what we called a sucker, a bottom feeder shoes for the dead: bird's eye frozen whale DJTweeny: You can thank Phil Austin for that, Beet :) Elmer Ho: how often do suckers breed? every minute? Nabby: listen to the hopi elders.... DJTweeny: *rimshot* Elmer Beet: He did a great job, didn't he? EWeston: When their allowed to. For procreation attempts only ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski gets out at 9:12 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Johan Nabby: Hi JAM shoes for the dead: hey JAM Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya DJT! EWeston: Female salmon can be teases. I donno about the suckers cease: jam EWeston: Jamster Nabby: Hey shoes Elmer Ho: howdy Johan ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" cease: no jelly here Nabby: no yelly? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nabby, shoes! How's that old yellow rubber line? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Elmer! Elmer Ho: keep your hands to yourself Johan cease: i just finished 2 collages with krassner today DJTweeny: kewl Nabby: nice cease: what are hearing here is my firwt collage, peqce pipe] Beet: Hey JAM ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “PEACE PIPE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Wow, Cat! Nabby: Hey Ralph, Elmer cease: proctor's daughter said i was too lazy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet! All well? cease: too lazy, eh? i said. so i did this. DJTweeny: boy did you prove her wrong, Cat lol Beet: Groovy DJTweeny: I believe rebozoette is having computer issues cease: this was phil austin's first work. if you dont like it, fuck you Nabby: when the mice are away the Cat will play DJTweeny: hahahaha cease ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! cease: so both phils told me to do stuff and they'd star in itg. cease: who could turn that down,eh? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not me! Elmer Ho: the real Paul Krassner? cease: austin and i talked on the phone when he said he wanted to star in my nexgtplay DJTweeny: so cool that they were featured in your plays cease: if i can write stuff the lads want to animate, thart brings life into existgancd ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Phil Austin''s “DOWN UNDER DANGER” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PHIL AUSTIN at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin' cease: Elmer, do you know him? Elmer Ho: know OF him ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Elmer Ho: this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Krassner cease: he contributed a joke in one of my plays. we're ffreomgs Elmer Ho: who are we listening to? the voice sounds a bit like PA Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So cool the FST's were/are so talented that they can bring another writer's work to life, as alive as their own words. cease: good pointk jam. they wanted to do thart. Beet: It is PA, Elmer. cease: that is, expand the universe of our brinasa cease: friemds/ we Elmer Ho: ah. verrry interesting cease: we're doing something now. ho Nabby: Good stuff cease shoes for the dead: gonna just listen out again, tired eyes.Park it and Lock it! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow DJTweeny: rest well, shoes Nabby: kindiggit shoes ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:25 PM, dragging Elayne by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Elayne: Evenin' all! DJTweeny: Hi Elayne EWeston: Austrailia may be the oldest contenient. Elmer Ho: Elayne! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite shoes, good to see you again! cease: HI Beet: Hi Elayne EWeston: Mz E cease: El Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Elayne Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Elayne: Nice to see the usual gang Nabby: Hey Eeee cease: I love you as much as I love oxygen, but its harder toi spell DJTweeny: a small but appreciative crowd DJTweeny: What's up with Dex, Elayne? cease: this is pcxker's thing Beet: G'Nite shoes. EWeston: The unusual gang ran into traffic Elayne: I haven't spoken with Dex. Waiting for things to ease up at work, which they should do in about six weeks. Elayne: Then I'll give him a call and get together for lunch. DJTweeny: k Elayne: I guess he hasn't gotten his computer working again... cease: say hello for me, el cease: dex is much nissed Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Following the balls when they make the street, E? DJTweeny: hard to get much done these days without an internet connection EWeston: I think they were chasing some lumberjacks cease: this is, i think, the only nick danger that isnt pzat of irsvgin Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lumberjacks are alright cease: michale packder was the guy EWeston: I don't recognize Frankies voice Beet: I have never heard this one. cease: i really misss phil EWeston: Never give them roller skates Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Me neither, beet! DJTweeny: Hopefully will be available at the Download Store cease: ela, yo still here? dont yuo think this as sexist as fst could get? cease: domore listening, beet DJTweeny: Cat, didn't you say they got into trouble with Lily Tomlin over some sexist remark? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lumberjacks, on roller skates, in suspenders and a bra, just my old mama! cease: i'm gonna say fuck y'all, but i'm not in charge of what youve heard Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Nabby: Pork? Rufus_T_Firetween: cease is in quite a mood this evening :) cease: that wld not surpise me tween EWeston: The Fashion police are right behind the unsualgang Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw cease: michall pacxkler did this. quite good Nabby: I love Beaners on a Boom DJTweeny: lol EWeston: She's good cease: i can type in some other universe. Nabby: yes but you've had practice cease: good for you, nab Beet: Did someone step on your toes earlier today, Mr. Cease? Elmer Ho: bye yall - its hard to see tonight so I'll just listen Beet: Nite Elmer.
Nabby waves g'bye to Elmer. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Elmer! Be well... EWeston: Frequency registerred Elmer cease: the reason i asked tween to play this was cuz it was the only nick DAnger with no other firesigns ||||||||| Elmer Ho is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:38 PM. Elayne: Be vewy vewy quiet, Elmer has just left DJTweeny: lol cease: my toes are ok Nabby: haha EWeston: Then whose this stunt Elmer? cease: you know el, i'd love to see you again Elayne: Really, Cat? Are you contemplating a trip to NY in your future? cease: before death and such Elayne: If I had the money I'd be on the next flight to Vancouver. Elayne: Love your city so much. Elayne: If I had the money I'd retire there. cease: b4 i die i hope so, el Nabby:https://youtu.be/MYk7PEi5kuY DJTweeny: The Chinese are apparently buying Van cease: youd have to be as rich as trump to live here Elayne: Is it as bad as San Fran, Cat?
Nabby is contemplating a trip.... cease: i want to things before i die,eh EWeston: Got a nephew in Seattle splitting a $3000 rent three ways cease: china is pouring all its money into van real estate. EWeston: Large parts on China could be uninhabitable soon. cease: we'd love to sell and live somewhere small but tiny apts cost milinons now Elayne: Wow ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 9:45 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: Hi Bunny EWeston: Mr. Bunnae cease: yes ew, all that money is coming here. Elayne: We're thinking abojut moving elsewhere in the tri-state (NY, NJ, CT) area but I think it's less cost-prohibitive to just deal with a rent increase. cease: hey b unny Johan Amadeus Myjetski: BunsterBoy! cease: how nice to see you here Bunnyboy: Lo dere! Beet: howdy bunny cease: can you get to nyc from new place, el? EWeston: Very nice part of the world Elayne. Just in NY for a few month's Bunnyboy: Super quick check-in. On a long weekend....in Langley WA! Elayne: Evenin' Bunny! cease: both in regard Elayne: Cat, I said we were considering looking. We haven't actually looked yet. Elayne: Robin wants to stay in the same neighborhood, but I dont know that we can afford to. EWeston: Near Casa Ossman Bunnyboy: Bunnette, the dogs and me. cease: ok, i'm doinhg some things with paul krassner cease: el,i f i can afford to meet you again,i will Elayne: I'm holding on until I retire, either to Bedlam (Dickensian reference) or maybe Ohio. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This is definitely an edgier, more word-jazzy Danger than the usual suspects Elayne: My friend Jill, who first got me into Firesign, keeps trying to talk me into considering North Carolina, where she is now. Elayne: Couldn't deal with the southern humidity and good ol' boys though. And I don't care for grits. Beet: NC can be nice. I lived there for seceral years. Beet: several ||||||||| Catherwood escorts SteveLeyton in through the front door at 9:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. cease: retrie? the govt is supposed o pay me. not yet EWeston: The whole of the west coast has many nice places to be, not to far away from urban centers Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Been looking at the western NC mountains. Not too pricey. Yet. Beet: Hello Steve DJTweeny: Hi Steve ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn in through the front door at 9:50 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Bunnyboy: Lived in Seattle for most of the last 30 years or so, only on Whidbey Island for the shows in 1997 and 2010....Tirebiter Fillies and FST. cease: bergmans duagfhr lilylives in north carl SteveLeyton: Hello, dear friends Beet: Howdy Merl ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: Steve, and Merlyn, in that order ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman's “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv' Bunnyboy: Fillies? Follies! cease: she is really nice Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HiYa Steve, Merlyn! Merlyn: hey dere SteveLeyton: I called you here from my home on the edge, where the heat is different colors and all the checks come from the government cease: Hi merl DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn EWeston: And the colors are aways changing Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln Nabby: Wazreal Steve & Merl SteveLeyton: Perhaps one of you is a neighbor here at the other end of the Antelop FWY, nearMojave Nabby: the colors............. cease: i mean uh Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Paisley! Nabby: electric pink ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies NancyKat into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:54 PM, then departs. EWeston: Get that horse out of my bed! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Again! DJTweeny: Hi Nancy Bunnyboy: I'm about halfway through the original WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ. SteveLeyton: All right. "Praisly"! Come here, son, someone wants to talk to you ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! EWeston: Hi NK Nabby: Hey NanKat Beet: Nancy! cease: hi fellow feline NancyKat: It finally happened-the weebles wobbled and fell down! Nabby: Hi Bunny cease: i'mgonna try to be somber for a few more minytes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Nancy! Bunnyboy: Hiya! DJTweeny: somber if not sober? lol Nabby: but they're fun when they fall down ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" EWeston: Was there scrapnal? NancyKat:Tween! Nabby! Beet! cease! 'Ello, fellow Fireheads! And Johan! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Which is why weebles are no fun cease: bun i s good, if you like buns Bunnyboy: Who doesn't like buns?!? Who??? EWeston: Many people are 50-50 on buns Nabby: buns are there to be loved NancyKat: MMM< Chinese steamed buns! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: have I gone deaf? cease: you know, ive done almost 50 collages in pas year' EWeston: Globbners deisease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: industrious, Cat! Nabby: Hot cross Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh, no, I was so young... ||||||||| Cat enters at 9:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn. Nabby: Cat clone EWeston: That's my line! Stealer of lines. Cat: so is cancerm jam Nabby: don't talk to each other or you'll alias and cancel each other out, and then what? ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Nabby: audio is very DaNGeRouS EWeston: Interfearence paterns? Nabby: ezactly EW ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. EWeston: Maybe they'll change into particles Bunnyboy: Have a swell evening! Gotta go cook! La la! NancyKat: *Looks for gogo boots* EWeston: Stew on BB Nabby: Be Bunny, well NancyKat: BYBY, BB! Beet: see ya bunny DJTweeny: Bye Bunny Nabby: Catherwood give everyone gogo boots ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone gogo boots. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: BuBye, Bunny! EWeston: Nothing in orange? ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| 10:02 PM: toadaway jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 10:02 PM train to Hellmouth. DJTweeny: Hi toad Johan Amadeus Myjetski: These boots make my legs look…. way… are those MY legs?!? NancyKat: Now-I need a cage! NancyKat: Au Folles... Beet: yo toad EWeston: Hiya Mr. Toad NancyKat: JAM_LOL... Nabby: toadaway is not away Cat: by bunney NancyKat: Hilas, Toad.... ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Toad'way Nabby: whose legs are we? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cat: i'd like to swear but women are prssent NancyKat: Cat-Why, Feck! Nabby: I love Bankers on a Bomb
DJTweeny could swear that women are present EWeston: It was supposed to be a surprise, but...Fred's legs SteveLeyton: I'm counting 3, Nabby Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'll swear women are present Nabby: yeah dang it cut loose Nabby: mmk Steve SteveLeyton: What happens to them if you don't swear, Johan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! Cat: its a trp, nacy ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" NancyKat: I'm a Woman,I swear AND I like presents! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They just don't respect you, Steve Nabby: get ready to duck 'n' cover hit it Steve NancyKat: Cat-A good trip or a bad one? DJTweeny: NancyKat says, "I am woman, hear me meow!" EWeston: Trap perhaps Nabby: Trippin' 'n' drippn'.... Cat: my daughtge4r swore all the time. didnt keep her alive. http://www.moniqueishikawa.com/ SteveLeyton: NancyKat, you got it pal. Nabby, don't pull it, squeeeze it Nabby: I have no idea what that meant. NancyKat: DJ-I do do that, don't i...but how did YOU know that!? LOL ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies George Stevens inside, makes a note of the time (10:06 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. EWeston: What you don't mean can't hurt you DJTweeny: Hi George Cat: my daughter was exploded on may 30th. it is always difficult fof me Nabby: George Stevens, not insane Beet: hello george SteveLeyton: Hello, George Johan Amadeus Myjetski: GS, got any sanity on ya? SteveLeyton: And you too , george EWeston: I can't say sylvester George Nabby: All too true EW thankfully ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln George Stevens: Howdy Tween. Hope you are feeling better this week :) SteveLeyton: Uh, yeah are you holding? Cat: hi george. it is an actual name.rare here DJTweeny: Much better thanks, George :) ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Nabby: Well said George, ditto Nabby: natch George Stevens: Howdy boys, howdy boys SteveLeyton: Who fell down? George Stevens: Hey Cat. Yeah, my name was inspired by Phil A. He was a big fan of my dad's films ;) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This hasn't happened to me since "M" EWeston: How'd we do what? Cat: i was a boy long ago Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" George Stevens: Can't wait to "Do the Hun" Cat: tel me of that, george? your dad'sflicks were known to phil? NancyKat: Cat-When you were a flower of the mountain? EWeston: While we wait give everyone a cobalt smoothie catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a cobalt smoothie. SteveLeyton: Billy Corgan used to be a little boy, I was surprised. NancyKat: MMMM...at least it wasn't a C++ smoothie... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: just like the andulusian girls ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Nabby: Angelheaded hipsters burning for the heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of nite-nite, folks! Must split early. Thanks Merl, Rufus & Tween! Tanx Cat! NancyKat: Nabby-Haf a groot nite! George Stevens: Cat: No, no. It was a joke that Phil and I played with. It was a refernce from the radio shows that always struck me silly. SteveLeyton: Shop before you buy then hop in your wife and Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Nabby! EWeston: G'bye Nabby Beet: Nite Nabby Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOVE this skit!! Cat: i had my frifst radio show in 60, and polayed firesiinn SteveLeyton: Cat, I couldn't say that better! Cat: so i have ben proiting tghem almsoit as long as thet ave exisfed ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" NancyKat: Fear is the mindkiller... EWeston: We'll meet you Madess Mufflers SteveLeyton: I believe it. but I want that car DJTweeny: Cat was playing Firesign in 1960? Back to the future, man! George Stevens: Cat: I am so jealous. I saw them first at the infamous "Ronald Reagan Assasination Show" EWeston: Those are nice cars Cat: spelliin andi are not in same placs Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lips become stained, eh, Nancy? Cat: ys ween. i am from the origins SteveLeyton: It helps to hold your finger at your line, Cat NancyKat: JAMYes, I changed my eye color... George Stevens: That was in 1981. Met them all after the show and sat with them for over an hour talking about their work and thae show. Pete was very concerned as to how they came off. Phil P Cat: 60 Cat: i hasd a radio show in otawa in 69 EWeston: I had mine paneled Cat: cant fuckin see SteveLeyton: OOOhhhh! Walnut? EWeston: anodized tin SteveLeyton: Well, it's been nice. I will now be transduced away, thusly George Stevens: Phil P. was very talkative and kept veering into bits and such. That is where Phil A. and I connected over the George Stevens refernce. One of the best nights of my life! Beet: see ya steve Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It is by will alone that I set my mind inn motion EWeston: Good time sounds like Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pleasant dreams, Steve EWeston: Who's will? Is it noterized? NancyKat: BB, Steve Cat: geprge, i can imagine ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, E. the last will was. Is. Should be Cat: i can barelyt brqathe Cat: may die now George Stevens: Not allowed, Cat! DJTweeny: damn, Cat :( EWeston: Ah a quantum will. Bet that cost NancyKat: I agree with George... EWeston: Call somebody Cat ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What if nothing alive has ever died? EWeston: Rents would be higher Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Cat: yeahi live 4 bllocks form a good hospital Cat: i'm gona try and stay alivd hee DJTweeny: handy George Stevens: But go there if you need to, man NancyKat: Cat-Please do! Beet: Hang in there, Cat Cat: jam, i'm gonna say fuc but it's too much work ||||||||| llanwydd enters at 10:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. llanwydd: anybody still on? Cat: i kinda like being alive EWeston: Llan hello Beet: hi llan llanwydd: howdy George Stevens: We kinda like it to, Cat NancyKat: 'Ello, IIanwydd! EWeston: Not many recomanded options there Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hang in there, Cat,! DJTweeny: Hi Llan Cat: i think my left handhas entereed parkinsons' land Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Llan! llanwydd: hey george. didn't you direct Giant and a few other films? Cat: ive done a LOT of collages George Stevens: Well, my dog pack beckons. Niight all! ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:26 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs George Stevens by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Cat: its as if i was preparing to die EWeston: Give them a bisket for us Beet: later george EWeston: Smart people past 60 usually are Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'd like to listen to the one that celebrated your daughter's life again. Very Kurasowa-esque Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite George! ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Rufus_T_Firetween: JAM ^^ Cat: the problem with finishng a piece is then you have to do anoher llanwydd: my favorite kurosawa is Yojimbo Cat: that was Box o Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks, Rufus! Cat: Box of Time llanwydd: rather fast-paced and concise Cat: hi lllan llanwydd: Hey Cat Cat: are you happy,lna. llanwydd: lna who? llanwydd: if you mean llan, I'm in a good mood tonight Cat: better than a bad mood Cat: i am very happy NancyKat: Alas, I must flea...Anime night with BF calls. llanwydd: that's cool, cat DJTweeny: Bye Nancy NancyKat: Love and huggs to alll, you are all so awesome! Beet: Nite Nancy llanwydd: nitenancy ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" Cat: people offered me 3 times what we paid for hous Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Nancy! it's been real EWeston: Death by eye hi lights, have fun Cat: by nancy llanwydd: that's really cool, cat Cat: i wish you were here longer,m nncy llanwydd: I've got cataract surgery next tuesday Johan Amadeus Myjetski: All the best with that, Llan llanwydd: thanks, JAM EWeston: Yeppers Cat: my mother had that to great effect. llanwydd: I'm actually looking forward to it. it should improve my vision immensely ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from the DOMM Extras Collection “PLEDGE DRIVE SEGMENT” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Cat: no it isnt llan. we want to stay here until our cats did llanwydd: one eye at a time. they do the other eye next month Cat: the collaeges i maded for paul krassner are so good, llanwydd: sorry to hear that, cat, but 3 times what you paid sounds pretty good Cat: fucx Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My Mom had cataract surgery too. Simple & fast recovery, improved her ability to take take of herself a lot EWeston: I'm breaking in a new cat, or vice versa myself Beet: My mother's Cadillac needed some work occasionally. EWeston: A two year old stray with a Tiffany coat Cat: geronimos cadillac. great tune Cat: michel murphyt Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lost planet airmen Cat: i have a story abouit that swong EWeston: Found an old friend had a new one, Cadillac, looked impressive, he likes it. EWeston: My folks had a Cad Nordstar. Not much fun with that model. DJTweeny: I hear the Northstar engines were problematic Beet: Flesh. I need flesh. DJTweeny: lol Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet needs to feed... llanwydd: you don't have flesh, beet? how do you keep your blood in? EWeston: They decided they liked Buicks. The last one is up for sale DJTweeny: a carniverous vegetable? Beet: In a bag that hangs from my hip EWeston: Zombie beets yes Cat: hows in going llan? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Aw, dude, you look like plant food to me llanwydd: hows in going? that's over my head, I'm afraid DJTweeny: A la Little Shop Of Horrors? DJTweeny: Feed Me!! Beet: Bubbles EWeston: Zombie vegatables from heck. Soon to be breaking down your door llanwydd: I've seen the original LSoH. I thought it was overrated llanwydd: haven't seen the remake ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Call any vegetable, & the vegetable will respond to you... Cat: you'e the wrong sex, tween EWeston: Rutabega rutabega Beet: I get Sirius llanwydd: I never get sirius Johan Amadeus Myjetski: When? EWeston: You've seen one blue giant, you've seen them all Beet: I use a remote. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' EWeston: My usually hands on with my TV EWeston: Hands in sometimes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: G'nite, all! Live long & prosper, Cat! Gratitude & gracias to DJT & everybody! llanwydd: nite JAM Beet: Hello NSA guy. EWeston: Yah good night Cat get some help. Beet: See ya JAM Beet: This was very interesting. Thanks everyone. Nice collage, Cease.Thanks Tween. G'nite. Timeghost: Night, all. Thanks, Tweeny, as usual. Laters. ||||||||| Timeghost is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:56 PM. DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... llanwydd: I guess I'm out of here too. probably see you next week DJTweeny: Feel better, Cat ||||||||| llanwydd departs at 10:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| At 10:59 PM, Cat vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... ||||||||| 11:02 PM -- Rufus_T_Firetween left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| DJTweeny runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's DJTweeny?! It's 11:02 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Merlyn: tx tween ||||||||| Merlyn runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 11:03 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| toadaway - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| SteveLeyton - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cease - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 2:15 AM, dragging Johan Amadeus Myjetski by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bunnyboy
Cat
cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
George Stevens
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
NancyKat
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
SteveLeyton
Timeghost
