||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 02, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 7:59 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:09 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (The Who) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Captain Equinox close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:39 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos! DJTweeny: Hi Captain Captain Equinox: Quadrophenia used to be my favorite Road disc for my old sales trips in Indiana. Captain Equinox: Land o' Goshen! DJTweeny: Used to live there DJTweeny: Had a place in Nashvile, between Columbus and Bloomington Captain Equinox: Used to spend a week each month in that area. DJTweeny: This is my favorite Who album, for sure DJTweeny: drummed to it for hours when I was a kid ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Captain Equinox: Me too. DJTweeny: pretty country, southern Indiana Captain Equinox: Maybe Who's Next a close 2nd DJTweeny: the 'hill country' DJTweeny: same here on Who's Next Captain Equinox: 'tis. I like ALL of Indiana. DJTweeny: The north part is pretty featureless DJTweeny: and there are a lot of KKK-type folks in Indiana :/ ||||||||| Timeghost enters at 8:46 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: but a lot to like about it as well :) DJTweeny: Hi Timeghost Captain Equinox: Well, there's that. Never said I wanted to live in Amish country. Timeghost: Greetings all...two of you. Captain Equinox: We welcome you, Seeker. DJTweeny: Bloomington is a very cool city DJTweeny: IU makes a huge difference in the culture Captain Equinox: Never been, but have heard that. DJTweeny: quite cosmopolitan DJTweeny: There a big Tibetan cultural center there Timeghost: I'll be listening to the 'cast, but doing something else, so I can't participate much. Captain Equinox: Heading to Asheville, NC in a few weeks. DJTweeny: should say hi to rebozo while you're in NC Captain Equinox: driving, this time. Our third trip there overall. DJTweeny: Asheville is where the Moog Music factory is now, I do believe Captain Equinox: I'd love to work for Moog music. DJTweeny: no shite DJTweeny: lol Captain Equinox: Don't know waht the fuck I could do for them, however. Captain Equinox: I hated sales. DJTweeny: I could admire their instruments for them lol Captain Equinox: Was only as good as my Inside Sales reps. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Cease close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:51 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom. DJTweeny: Hi Cease Captain Equinox: Cease! where's Desist? Cease: Hi chatters ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (8:52 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Merlyn: hey dere Cease: merl DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn DJTweeny: I don;t think I heard the story of how you got that name, Cat DJTweeny: is that like a parent calling their kid Dammi! ? ||||||||| EWeston steals in around 8:54 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: *Dammit! DJTweeny: Hi EW Cease: when i was a teacher, the school identified me as C. Simril. cease is an abbreviation of that. DJTweeny: ah, OK EWeston: Pleasant evening cat Time ghost, merlyn,the captain and Tweeny Cease: it's a play on sound, much like the Firesign does. Captain Equinox: I did not know that! Cease: ew Cease: it's very obscure, just like a lot of Firesign. seems appropriate for a Firesign chat in that sense ||||||||| Catherwood leads lasher into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:57 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi lasher ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cease: lasher DJTweeny: deflate your shoes and set a while... EWeston: How's your bro Smasher ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Nabby in through the front door at 8:58 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with rebozoette close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:58 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule. DJTweeny: Hi Nabby DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette Nabby: Hey Tweeny Cease: nabby, suzie ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:59 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... rebozoette: yo EWeston: Nabster, an Rebozoette DJTweeny: Hi Elayne Nabby: Cheers Cat, hi reboz Elayne: Evenin' all! Here a bit early, as I was posting to the Facebook group. EWeston: Elayne's here early. Cease: El! you're early Nabby: EW jello ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 02, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Elayne: Saw a couple trucks from A.C.Klem on the homeward-bound bus and couldnt resist snapping a photo. rebozoette: h Captain Equinox Cease DJTweeny Elayne EWeston lasher Merlyn Nabby there ya go hi and thanks tweenie rain lol EWeston: Fashsionably too Nabby: Evenin Elayne & greets Cappy ||||||||| 9:00 PM: shoes for the dead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" rebozoette: hi e Nabby: Hey lasher whaz real Cease: shoes DJTweeny: Hi shoes ||||||||| Babe Boomer says Were Live On PBS! in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesigns Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! shoes for the dead: Howdy Nabby: Hey shoes Elayne: Also a giant horse with a giant man, both lying on top of a building alongside the Major Deegan, but I couldn't think of an appropriate Firesign line so I just posted that to my wall. ||||||||| 9:01 PM: Bobo jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" EWeston: Resoled again DJTweeny: Hi Bobo Cease: bobo Nabby: Jello Bozo - I mean Bobo Elayne: Evenin' Bobo! shoes for the dead: hey Bobo Elayne: I think I'll repost it to the group anyway and let people supply their own lines. rebozoette: I am part jello Nabby: I knew it reboz Captain Equinox: *honk honk* Nabby: Hellooooooo Kurt aka Tweeny EWeston: Keep it together there RZ Captain Equinox: Love this one! rebozoette: yeah rebozoette: wow Captain Equinox: Oh Boy, this is gonna be good. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “RAINY DAY FIRESIGN” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' Cease: happy birthday, bob dylan Nabby: Dope humor aha Captain Equinox: What? Nabby: What? shoes for the dead: the zimmer Man DJTweeny: This a Dylan/FST mashup then, OK:) Cease: he just celebrated his 75th last week Cease: it is indeed, tween EWeston: Hilario Gomez. There's a name to congure with Nabby: Aha Captain Equinox: What dd you say? Nabby: I like it already Cat ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:06 PM and Pllman steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. EWeston: Come hither Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Cease: Pll DJTweeny: Hi Pllman shoes for the dead: hey Pillman
Nabby hops around a bit. Nabby: Cheers Pll EWeston: Always room for Pllmens Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com Cease: I wonder if they got the name Brunt from blunts Nabby: humanlings and earthloids only, Rufus DJTweeny: "Oh well. They come, they go..." rebozoette: topiary topics EWeston: Still trying to finish those piano lessons DJTweeny: yy lol
Nabby moons the NSA guy. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
rebozoette covers her eyes DJTweeny: lol Nabby: tropical tops? EWeston: Nsa guy is shocked DJTweeny: Catherwood, please moon the NSA guy ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to DJTweeny and inquires "Something I can help with?" rebozoette: catherwood please moon everybody ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside rebozoette and queries "Would you like something?" EWeston: Check C's software rebozoette: catherwood please give us the moon ||||||||| Catherwood brings us the moon. Nabby: Catherwood go in for regrooving ||||||||| Catherwood goes in for regrooving. DJTweeny: Fun stuff, Cat :)
Nabby is cutting the moon cheese. EWeston: Hope your hazmat gear is up to snuff Nabby: Catherwood give everyone some moon cheese ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone some moon cheese. EWeston: Now we can make Moon Cheeze Pizza! DJTweeny: Hope NancyKat makes it here in time for the album she requested Nabby: Catherwood give everyone some moon cheese ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone some moon cheese. EWeston: Not...the , Brownies
rebozoette looks for a hanky shoes for the dead: Mac Moon Cheeze Captain Equinox: Brownies! ||||||||| pinholeF200 enters at 9:16 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: Hi pin shoes for the dead: hey Pin EWeston: Soon availible commercially in Oregon Nabby: the brownies are laced with cabbanoids look out Cease: Pin ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Nabby: Hi pin EWeston: Hi Pinney Nabby: cabbinoids will make you squirrely Elayne: Evenin' P'nin! pinholeF200: Howdy to all and sundry--even though it's Thursday
DJTweeny assumes pinholeF200 has something too do with photography? Elayne: It's always sundry in Philadelphia DJTweeny: "We didn't exhale..." rofl pinholeF200: yes, it's an alternative process to take photos without a lens Cease: this is from a raido interview by a dj in st. louis DJTweeny: just suddenly occurred to me that might be it EWeston: Long exposure time, but everythings in focus Elayne: I suppose I'm getting too squirrely to continue this evening. This is why I came in early, I had a feeling I'd be making an early night of it. pinholeF200: right on, EW DJTweeny: Got to watch those squirrels, Elayne Cease: better moosey than squirrely Captain Equinox: I've taken my medication already, Elayne. Nabby: A squirrely night of IT? EWeston: Got two varities of squirrel, and one chipmunck outside my window Nabby: true Cat, true shoes for the dead: char 'em DJTweeny: This is really good, Cat :) rebozoette: silly syphine Captain Equinox: Great work, Cease! Cease: ive got A LOT of this kind of stuff. it's hard for me to remember where it all is EWeston: I only serve catipellors that way shoes for the dead: bet Cand C don't have a chatroom........... Nabby: I forgot to remember a lot of things now....I think Nabby: Hmm shoes for the dead: What? Nabby: Pork? DJTweeny: lol Nabby pinholeF200: then when you do remember it's deja vu all over again Cease: When this song came out, my piano teacher complained, tucson grass is much better than california grass DJTweeny: heheh rebozoette: zone 7 is for unloading and reprogramming Nabby: Busy moving, Tweeny, btw - will promote next week DJTweeny: thanks! EWeston: Lessor known martial art Deja Fu DJTweeny: and good luck with the move pinholeF200: I find drummers are more reliable as reviewers of controlled substances
Nabby gives Tweeny a thumbs up. Nabby: Tanx I'm in, finally. ||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Pllman - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... EWeston: The time travel parts of it are, tricky. My hair grew backwards for a while EWeston: Goodun Cat Nabby: Loved it Cat shoes for the dead: different take if that song Cease: took me about 2 weeks to create that. Cease: Next week, a collage about Time. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign's “THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out GIANT RAT at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln'
rebozoette thanks cat and laughs DJTweeny: kewl Nabby: Just in time, Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw pinholeF200: this is not a pipe Cease: and I'm not Magritte EWeston: Its a pluton pinholeF200: walk away, Rene Merlyn: This is one of their most conplex albums Nabby: And he's not Ed Cease: indeed, merl EWeston: Also the most linear storyline Cease: i hadnt thought of that, but you're right, ew Captain Equinox: Soccer Blue! ||||||||| Babe Boomer says Were Live On PBS! in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesigns Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: The various Shakespear plays run close to it, strangely shoes for the dead: running strangly in a dress EWeston: You have to admit most people do Shoes Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Don’t forget to tell your Firehead friends about our little soireé. Let’s get lots and lots of folks in here! rebozoette: down under ware Cease: somone once asked ossman if the guys read underground comix and he answered, listen to this scene. it's straight out of underground comix DJTweeny: Yep Cease pinholeF200: first to mate and chief petting officer DJTweeny: R Crumb DJTweeny: Slow-Death Funnies EWeston: Attempted Homosexual rape in the seventies was an eye raiser Nabby: Zap EWeston: Bill Griffith of Zippy the Pinhead does a daily stripe these days pinholeF200: saw some comics by Vaughn Bode, before he asphyxiated himself Nabby: Robert Williams Cease: they ended one of their hour hour shows trying to read some comix, but couldn't find any clean enough to read on air EWeston: May still have some of his work around Pinhole Cease: its wonderful, ew EWeston: Trashman! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:38 PM and late as usual, it's Lil, just back from Livermore." Cease: here in vancouver, we had Harold Hedd, my fave! shoes for the dead: i have a few Bode from NatLapoon DJTweeny: a Dylan referemce there... EWeston: Yah I've got a extra large Harold Head adventure. Flying a pot loaded ww2 bomber over Vancuverer rebozoette: how on earth Cease: Lil DJTweeny: "There's something happening, and you don't know what it is, do you Mr. Stones?" DJTweeny: Hi Lil EWeston: Hi Lil rebozoette: hi lil Nabby: Wonder Warthog Nabby: Hi Lil pinholeF200: hey lil shoes for the dead: hey Lil Lil: Hi dear friends DJTweeny: fotgot about Warthog Cease: there's a wonderful book about HH creator Rand Holmes called The Artist Himself, from Fantagraphics Lil: and bozo people shoes for the dead: underwear for the deaf Cease: did you see the latest WW adventure? Nabby: Flakey Foont Cease: a new Zap came out last month or so Nabby: Rand Holmes was brilliant Cease: Freak Bros too, but too much Crumb Nabby: Cool Cat DJTweeny: Zap is publishing again? EWeston: I haven't seen any of Rand's later work Nabby: Joe Blow Cease: i highly reccomend the bio EWeston: I remeber his cuz's motorcycle club, The Owl Anus Eaters Nabby: the film, Crumb, is very interesting as well Lil: Finally one I saw lol Nabby: whatever happened to the ol' OAE? EWeston: They ran into one two many trees rebozoette: it depends Nabby: 100 lbs of $ shoes for the dead: my eyes are tired, gonna listen out rebozoette: in a 10jb bag EWeston: Are we off Joe? EWeston: Take care Shoes shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!! Nabby: bbye shoes Cease: keep getting better, shoes rebozoette: e is funny pinholeF200: see ya, shoes rebozoette: take care shoes DJTweeny: be well, shoes... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** All Things Firesign (Firesign On NPR) - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=atf-rv Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Firesign Cheese Log, the archive of our weekly chat sessions - http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/logs/indexx.html Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com EWeston: It took me a couple listens to be aware of the secrete identity thing rebozoette: zip yer own do dads EWeston: And take them off your hear EWeston: head Cease: make her littler EWeston: I love your organ honey EWeston: Some brave company should put this on stage. pinholeF200: but the fuse is shorted! EWeston: So are the sheets DJTweeny: That would be WAY cool, EW :) ||||||||| 9:59 PM: Klungley McFralp jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Cease: i think their work is best on the albums ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Hi Klungley Cease: McF Klungley McFralp: Oh... that's me. Hello, me. EWeston: There's a name you don't see everyday Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln pinholeF200: Howdy, KM Klungley McFralp: And people think it's phony. I'm so offended. DJTweeny: Nino says Klungley is in Houton, which apparently is even more wet than Austin (where I'm broadcasting from) these days Klungley McFralp: Since I'm underwater, I don't have a satellite fix... EWeston: Maybe Flavin would work better. Just for social situations, and hangings DJTweeny: I heard today that The Brazos is higher than it's been in 150 years DJTweeny: and more rain coming :/ Klungley McFralp: When even the rivers are underwater, perhaps it's really bad. DJTweeny: yeah lol EWeston: A little to much exciting weather in the mid west EWeston: Though I hear tornado numbers are down DJTweeny: I heard something about tornadoes, yeah DJTweeny: I blame Al Gore Klungley McFralp: But the tornadoes can't reach me underwater! Hahaaaaa!!! DJTweeny: lol, always count your blessings ;) EWeston: If only his tailor had been more exciting rebozoette: nz bonnie likes us rebozoette: nc ugh DJTweeny: Bonnie is not your friend... EWeston: Neither is neoliberal economic policies. A recent report by thehttp://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/6/1/1533447/-Stunner-Bankers-admit-to-being-responsible-for-global-inequality?detail=email2&link_id=16&can_id=b70809286003dd4d1bc79ea5db144b93&source=email-alabama-teacher-gave-middle-school-students-a-math-test-so-racist-you-have-to-it-see-to-believe-it-2&email_referrer=alabama-teacher-gave-middle-school-students-a-math-test-so-racist-you-have-to-it-see-to-believe-it-2&email_subject=alabama-teacher-gave-middle-school-students-a-math-test-so-racist-you-have-to-it-see-to-believe-it IMF Captain Equinox: Sorry, Guys. Gotta run Captain Equinox: Keep 'em Flying! EWeston: Keepem flyin Cap Cease: by cap Klungley McFralp: That URL is so voluminous, I'm getting an Out Of Memory error. rebozoette: ty EWeston: Nawp I got one two. Net quake ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: “OUT OF THE FOG - Live In London (2005)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (this performance has not been released)' DJTweeny: EW >> http://tinyurl.com/ DJTweeny: does a great job on long URLs like that Klungley McFralp: Oh this is that Radio 4 show... Cease: if you heard my sgt pep pills, I used this as the intro for side one Merlyn: the rare Bergman Danger Merlyn: Because Austin wouldn't fly Klungley McFralp: nice EWeston: Not helpful at this time Tweeny, my fault. the Dailykos was the source EWeston: And now all the comments have disappeared on my screen ||||||||| EWeston rushes off, saying "10:13 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" DJTweeny: dosen't matter where the URL comes from, EW DJTweeny: oops ||||||||| Babe Boomer says Were Live On PBS! in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesigns Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Ew gets out at 10:13 PM. DJTweeny: wb EW rebozoette: taffy pinholeF200: all the Borders are closed Nabby: must depart - it is the nourishment interval Nabby: good to see you all Klungley McFralp: Come again! Nabby: take care Rufus & Tweeny & Merl DJTweeny: enjoy your new place, Nabby Cease: later, nabby pinholeF200: Concepts: self esteem, random selection, and suicide! Klungley McFralp: An imported message... rebozoette: nite nabby rebozoette: more sugar ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Johan Amadeus Myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (10:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi Johan Cease: the best part of their live stuff is they way they change stuff. Cease: hi jam DJTweeny: for sure, Cease Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, DJT, Cease, everybody! DJTweeny: Love the side-steps they did on Radio Now Live! pinholeF200: yo JAM ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Klungley McFralp: "...when you're not anywhere at aaaaalllll..." - words to live by. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I have to thank you DJT, for playing Don't Crush last week. Marching to Shibboleth hymn has played in my head all week! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Pin! DJTweeny: lol, cool Johan :) Ew: Looks like I'm strictly on listen mode for the evening. Catch you all next week. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts toadaway into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:23 PM, then departs. Cease: ok ew Cease: toad Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Toad! DJTweeny: Hi toadaway pinholeF200: nite ew, morning, toad--some pass in and others pass out Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Just like the Grand Hotel, eh, pin? pinholeF200: you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That was Hotel Kali-Phonia rebozoette: pineapple trees pinholeF200: colitas Cease: i used this in one of the collages, forget which one. pinholeF200: colitas Cease: ive now done so many of them, it's hard to remember what was in what and where it came from DJTweeny: Hope to get together with you soon on that catalog, Cat pinholeF200: the hoove ||||||||| At 10:35 PM, pinholeF200 scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| 10:36 PM: pinholeF200 jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" Cease: by pin pinholeF200: there and back again Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the old In-Out, pin? pinholeF200: yeah, my PC wasn't refreshing Cease: i think why i loved the ending of bozos so much is it said the future is not set, we have to create it. rebozoette: cool ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Firesign's “SNAKEHEAD SYMPHONY (LIVE)” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out NICK DANGER at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-tl' DJTweeny: nice point, Cat Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv Cease: they always say all their work is about power, in one form or another. the end of bozos is a way to fight the power of "the future" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I think the point is that we're in the midst of creating the future NOW. Make it a good one worth experiencing. ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| toadaway - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: toad away got towed away:( Klungley McFralp: brew haha? Cease: maybe just his toes ||||||||| 10:41 PM: MissaLick jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" rebozoette: gumshoe sum chew Cease: from chew to lick DJTweeny: Hi Missa DJTweeny: Welcome to our little soiree DJTweeny: starts at 9pm Eastern every Thursday Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv Klungley McFralp: Ah, but I'm ACTUALLY IN my imaginary office. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: doosrs close in 5 seconds... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks so much, Kurt. See y'all next fire week! rebozoette: Cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Klungley McFralp MissaLick pinholeF200 rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween thanks so much cat great and tweenie best ty stay dry Klungley McFralp: Only 5 seconds? But I Cease: Time collage next week
rebozoette thanks crease pinholeF200: Thanks Tween and Cat for a fun time. Have a good week. ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:54 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs pinholeF200 by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Lil: Thanks Tweeny DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Lil: Night all rebozoette: cease even lol ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| MissaLick - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Klungley McFralp leaves to catch the 10:56 PM train to Funfun Town. Cease: that'll be the title of the next collage: same firetime, same firestation DJTweeny: cool :) ||||||||| Cease rushes off, saying "10:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| Timeghost rushes off, saying "10:58 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Rufus_T_Firetween?! It's 10:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| At 10:58 PM, DJTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Merlyn: tx tween ||||||||| At 11:01 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 11:14 PM, then departs. llanwydd: anybody still here? ||||||||| At 11:20 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, llanwydd!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bobo - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies GB inside, makes a note of the time (11:44 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| GB - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 12:13 AM and Sword waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Sword - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ew - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| lasher - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Captain Equinox
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Ew
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Klungley McFralp
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
pinholeF200
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Timeghost