Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
05/26/2016

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 26, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 8:17 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween falls out at 8:17 PM.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:31 PM and late as usual, it's Zytamb, just back from New York."
||||||||| 8:32 PM: Timeghost jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Timeghost: Greetings and felicitations, one and all!
DJTweeny: Hi Zytamb, Timeghost
DJTweeny: music starts in a couple of minutes
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Randy Newman)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Outside, the 8:39 PM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Ralph coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
Timeghost: Evenin', Ralph.
Ralph: Hello, friends........
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'Johan Amadeus Myjetski', just granted probation at 8:50 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is this the Funway?
DJTweeny: Welcome, Johan...
DJTweeny: please deflate your shoes and follow the rubber line
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi DJT, Ralph!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Psssssssssssssssss............. There all deflate Lasted!
DJTweeny: you're on the right bus :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love that randy Newman!
DJTweeny: He's cool :)
||||||||| "8:54 PM? 8:54 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bobbo should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bobbo enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Y'all heard his newish Harps & Angels album?
DJTweeny: Hi Bobbo
DJTweeny: Hey Austin!
DJTweeny is broadcasting from Austin
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya Bobbo
DJTweeny: don't think so, Johan
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:55 PM and late as usual, it's Goat, just back from Billville."
Bobbo: Hi, DJ.
DJTweeny: Hi Goat
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet plummets into the garden at 8:55 PM.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:55 PM and a_clem waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Beet: Can always depend on the DJ to play the best tunes for the warm-up.
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
DJTweeny: Hi a_clem
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Beet: Howdy everyone.
a_clem: hi, this is, a clem
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi goat, beet, & a Clem!
DJTweeny: Thanks, Beet :)
Beet: Hi Dr Tween
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Cat', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| Outside, the 8:56 PM downtown bus from Chicago pulls away, leaving Bc coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi Cat, Bc
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo cat!, BC!
Beet: Hi Cat, Bc
Bc: Howdy
Beet: Howdy JAM
Beet: Hey Clem
Cat: Hi folks
Ralph: Good ol' Randy Newman
||||||||| dr. archetype steals in around 8:58 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Bobbo: This is really cool.
Beet: Hi Dr
dr. archetype: hello hello Beet
DJTweeny: Hi Dr. A
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi hi Doc! I got this funny pain...
dr. archetype: how do tweeny
DJTweeny: Howdy...
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 26, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| "9:00 PM? 9:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits on the couch.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rebozoette!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with shoes for the dead close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
Beet: Hi rebo
rebozoette: a_clem Bc Beet Bobbo Cat DJTweeny dr. archetype Goat Johan Amadeus Myjetski Ralph hello anfd thanks tweeniw for all you do
shoes for the dead: Howdy
rebozoette: hi beet jam
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
rebozoette: hi shoes
Beet: Welcome, shoes. How be ye?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Shoes, you old forehead! How are ya!
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
Bobbo: yo, shoes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Fire head
rebozoette: and how was the day off tweenie?
DJTweeny: fine, thanks :)
DJTweeny: How are you doing this fine evening, rebo?
shoes for the dead: feel run down but good!
DJTweeny: good is good :)
Cat: the best of health to you, shoes
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
DJTweeny: glad to hear it, shoes
rebozoette: pretty good tweenie pretty good
dr. archetype: anybody got any vacuum tubes? chuckle
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's Nabby, just back from Funfun Town."
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:03 PM, then departs.
Beet: Hello down there!
llanwydd: evening folks
rebozoette: shoes take care
||||||||| 9:03 PM: Yellow Rubber Line jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Nabby: Greetings dear fiends! muahahaha
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Only in my head, doc, only in my head!
Beet: Look! It's Nab and llan.
llanwydd: muaha to you too
rebozoette: welcome yellow and nabby yo
Beet: Hi Yellow.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets llan!
shoes for the dead: hay Nab and Llan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi YRL!
Bobbo: Yeah, hell yeah.
Beet: A masterpiece.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Firesign's “DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DWARF at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln'
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't crush - always a fave!
shoes for the dead: LET"S EAT!!!
Cat: someone on facebook called this the sistine chapel of comedy
a_clem: where are my headphones?
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby, llan, YRL
Beet: My iron lung is working again.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yours, too, beet?
rebozoette: Yellow Rubber Line one of my favorite lines
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON’T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
Bobbo: Always good to here, Beet
Beet: It's a breath of fresh air.
DJTweeny: Lil requested this, but she's not here :/
Bobbo: Sorry, hear.
Cat: maybe she'll show up later
Nabby: Hey Tweeny
DJTweeny: allo Nabby
llanwydd: what does yellow rubber oine mean? I never got it
shoes for the dead: we will listen twice in her abstience
llanwydd: line
Nabby: this was one if the bits that was used in Supernatural
Beet: I cannot see. Look out for me.
Cat: a line that
DJTweeny: One to ask next time of of the Firesigns shows up, llan
rebozoette: lalalalalalala means la
Cat: rubber and yellow.
Ralph: Master Flash's Hour of Reckoning
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Anyone ever sign in as de On?
shoes for the dead: and pinear
shoes for the dead: linear
llanwydd: not I
Nabby: Yo a_c, Yellow, Beet, shoes, Cat, Rufus, Joh, reboz, llan & Ralph
Ralph: Pastor Flash
llanwydd: I thiink I get that line
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Dude on
Beet: Hey, Cat, do you know who Organ Leroy was?
Cat: you mean, a real person? i have no idea.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Beet: He's pretty good whoever he was.
Ralph: happy Zionists
Cat: i just assumed it was a funny name they made up.
Nabby: who played organ for knicky nick?
DJTweeny: good question, Nabby
Beet: Maybe the same guy
Beet: Hot Dog!
Nabby: is there a credit on either album cover - I happen to be moving so I can't double checked - stuff packed
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've trailed a few clouds of glory myself in my day
Rufus_T_Firetween: "Additional Music and Organ Themes by DAVID GRIMM AND THE GRATEFUL BOOGIES"
Rufus_T_Firetween: from the Two Places liner notes - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
Ralph: David Grimmsman haha
Bobbo: Let's Eat!
Beet: Great Job, Tween. Thanks.
Nabby: Ahh Rufus comes to the rescue
Rufus_T_Firetween: :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON’T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Coming in shorts, and quarts. Hmm...
llanwydd: this is quadrophonic isn't it?
Cat: i think the 2 quad albums were bozos and eykiw
Ralph: don't mind if i do! thanks Mr. Firetween
Rufus_T_Firetween: "Music performed by The Firesign Theatre, with THADDEUS WARRICK and The Mindermast Mental Music Hall One-Man Sympathy Orchestra, THE ST. LOUIS AQUARIUM CHORALEERS, Anna-Lee Austin, Jane Dansle, Tiny, Elisabeth Plumb, John Kinick and Cathleen O'Mara, and by THE ANDROID SISTERS, Pomona, Covina and La Verne, featuring "Little Bubbles" on tenor sex, all under the direction of our Mr. Procmer."
Ralph: i own bozos in quad
Rufus_T_Firetween: for Dwarf ^^
Ralph: TMZ
DJTweeny: very cool, Ralph
Cat: and equipment to play it, ralph?
Ralph: no, that vanished ages ago
llanwydd: they don't make 'em like that anymore
Bobbo: Shame, Ralph.
Beet: The quad Bozos was great.
Cat: ive heard the lads speak about how happy they were the quad productions
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Any possibility get the quad version transcribed to 5.1 surround sound?
Nabby no longer requires human food
rebozoette: quad was so in for a minute lol
DJTweeny: Have to ask Taylor next time he's around, Johan
Nabby: I was holding out for quint
Cat: only bird food now, nab? you might have to fight tirebiter for the groat clusters
Nabby: birdie num num
llanwydd: or the googlephonic system with teh moonrock needle
Ralph: haha nABBY
shoes for the dead: I betcha not, JAM, no money in it for the suits
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:20 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Cat: thats one of my favouorite lines
Beet: Hi Merl
rebozoette hairs stand on end
DJTweeny: llanwydd: or the googlephonic system with teh moonrock needle << great Steve Martin bit :)
shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn
Nabby: I'd never fight Tirebiter but I will vote for him
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
Cat: i'm sure the firesigns would have loved to have become rich, hollywood stars.
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You're so reet, shoes!
Cat: Merl
Merlyn: cat
Ralph: your clamcakes are getting damp
||||||||| NancyKat enters at 9:22 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Nabby: nothing worse than damp clamcakes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So good with the servants!
NancyKat: Hazzah!
Nabby: Hi NK
shoes for the dead: hey nancyk
Cat: another feline
DJTweeny: Hi kitty
Beet: It's Nancy!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, Nancy!
NancyKat: Hey, Nabby, Shoes, Beet and Cat! Great to be back, Tweeny!
Ralph: you mean, Audrey?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON’T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
NancyKat: Ralph-My real name is Susan...lol
Ralph: that's ok, I'm not Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com
Nabby: I wish I had a real name
Rufus_T_Firetween: Susan Underhill?
Bobbo: Rah, Rah
Nabby: FU!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Rufus!
NancyKat: Nabby-you can have mine...
Beet: What is Reality?
Ralph: Ukeifa Heap
NancyKat: I am haunted by School Spirit...
Nabby: Uplifting speech
Beet: The coolest heckler ever.
Bobbo: I agree, Beet
llanwydd: I think i's Ukaipa
Nabby: Absolutely
llanwydd: there is a town in CA by that name
||||||||| 9:27 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Ralph: aha
Nabby: (Beet)
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Nabby: Hi Elayne
NancyKat: ELAYNE!
Cat: Hi El
rebozoette: hi e
Beet: Hi Elayne!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, El
shoes for the dead: hey Elayne
Merlyn: hi e
DJTweeny: Hey Elayne
llanwydd: it's also a pun on Uriah Heep
Elayne: What a nice surprise, I didn't know you'd be playing my favorite Firesign album this evening.
Bobbo: I want the free mule
llanwydd: not just a band but a character from David Copperfield
rebozoette: pickle vice
Ralph: daz rat
Nabby: the magician?
Nabby: har har
llanwydd: no the dickens novel
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Everybody stay on camera!
Beet: The magician moonlighted as a writer.
Nabby: heehee llan
llanwydd: Uriah Heep was a character who made a point of always pointing out how humble he was
Ralph: truss rippers WILL be prosecuted
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
NancyKat: I Am NOT excited...NOR am I insane...
Bobbo: Department of Redundancy Department
Beet: I forgot my decoder ring.
Bobbo: Damn, Beet
NancyKat: It's the end of the world as they knew it...
Elayne: Before they changed the water.. in Flint?
Nabby: decode this
Nabby makes incomprehensible, and possibly rude, hand gestures.
rebozoette: its a hollow gram
llanwydd: don't make a korea out of it
Beet: He's got his finger on it
Nabby: weird
Elayne: Stand easy, men... "Help me up!"
NancyKat: Nabby-My Hampster is a saint!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'll lead the way - go ahead!
Cat: the water line is from KWKWT TV
Elayne: Czech.. Chezh... Bohunk...
Nabby: Pork?
Nabby: lol E
NancyKat: Fish
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies zookeeney in through the front door at 9:34 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:34 PM, dragging Random by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
DJTweeny: hi zook
DJTweeny: Hi random
Cat: ah, newcomers
Beet: Hi Zook and Rand
Nabby: Hi zoo & Rand
NancyKat: 'Allo!
Nabby asks for your hat and goat.
shoes for the dead: hey zook and random
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Random!
rebozoette: it was breathing a minute ago
||||||||| Bobbo leaves at 9:35 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Cat: this was originally Methedrine.
Elayne: Glad they changed it, Cat.
DJTweeny: the meaning came through anyway ;)
Cat: it might be interesting to ask why changed it. but maybe not.
Cat: they change their stuff a lot
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Elayne: I like "Anger-Dream" better, it's a good combo of words.
NancyKat: I want some sidewinders...
DJTweeny: Merlyn, and news on new products, or the progress of the Download Store?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
Elayne: "Not hrough there! That's got a flashing red light!" Heh.
Nabby: lol
Cat: meaning either they're live, or a copy is chasing them.
Nabby misses the studio
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Me, too, Nabby
Nabby: Ya
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Cat: ive got one on our car. makes it really easy to find in a parkinhg lot
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:41 PM, dragging Unkachuck by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Cat: unk
NancyKat: This water smells funny...it smells fake...
Beet: Amazing how four guys can conjur a hundred characters in one album.
DJTweeny: Hi chuck
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo Unkachunk
Beet: Hey Chuck
Cat: amazing for anyone else. routine for the firesings
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “DON’T CRUSH THAT DWARF, HAND ME THE PLIERS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-ln
rebozoette: happy trials to you
Rufus_T_Firetween: *rimshot*
llanwydd: some of the characters were invented many years before the album
||||||||| Timm McCoy,PhdÂ© enters at 9:45 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
DJTweeny: Hey Timm
NancyKat: Hiya, Trimm
Cat: Timm
||||||||| Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm enters at 9:45 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Beet: Hi Phd
Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm: HEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!
Elayne: Hello Tim
Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm: High, everyone!
NancyKat: Hi, Dr. Timm! *hands him some pepto dismol*
Elayne: Love Proctor's voice in the background here, as he starts selling everything in the movie studio including the studio itself...
Elayne: A miniature executive. :)
Cat: indeed, el
Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm: LOL, I LOVE these guys, there're so crazy!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Catherwood hand dr. Timm some prepto dismal
||||||||| Catherwood gives dr timm some prepto dismal.
Beet: It's a bag of s**t
Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm: sorry THEy'RE Crap
Beet: Hello NSA guy.
Elayne: Oh, I just got "Ames Guns" for the first time, never figured out the "ames/aims" pun before.
DJTweeny: Phil Austin is on Box Of Time, right Cat?
Nabby is letting it go
Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm: Not THEY are crap. I mean THEY'RE so crazy. Shit, TRUMPisms.
Cat: right, tween
rebozoette: catherwood please give nabby a rope
||||||||| Catherwood gives nabby a rope.
shoes for the dead: gonna listen out, Park it and Lock it!!
Timeghost: What a chatty bunch tonight!
Elayne: Most evenings the ice cream truck drives by the main street, and every single time I say "Hey mister, I got a nickel, wait for me...!"
DJTweeny: be well, shoes...
Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm: Chatty Cathies!
Nabby: later shoes
Elayne: Night shoes!
Cat: dont we all, el?
NancyKat: Nabby-Let it go, elsa...(sorry, have a 7 year old daughter/ FROZEN is mandatory)
Beet: The Ice Cream guy DOES come up into the hills
Cat: by shoes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite shoes! Travel well!
Nabby: great LP a classic if we do say so and we do
Cat: www.moniqueishikawa.com
Elayne: What Tween said, Cat.
Cat: this was my last play. maybe i said all i had to say.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “BOX OF TIME”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT BOX OF TIME AT >> http://www.seemreal.com/boxoftime/'
rebozoette is
NancyKat: <-Loves the 'Dead
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s “BOX OF TIME” at http://seemreal.com/boxoftime/
Beet: See ya shoes
Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm: Big Love Cat!
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:53 PM, dragging SidFudd by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Huxley said time must have a stop
SidFudd: Dwarf! Great album! End of chat.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Beet: Holy Fudd
Nabby: Hey Sid
NancyKat: 'Ello, Sid.
SidFudd: Now that that's done, here's an update on the DVD! It's coming. We're authoring it. We're synching the "Dear Friends" movies to sound.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Sid!
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Unkachuck - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Muddhead', just granted probation at 9:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DJTweeny: Hey Sidd
Cat: Fudd
SidFudd: DVD almost ready.
Beet: This is great news, Sid.
DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead
Nabby: Xcellent news
Beet: Hey Mud
DJTweeny: great to hear, Sid
Cat: Great news
||||||||| Lil sashays in at 9:56 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Muddhead: greetings--more suguar
Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm: me want DVD!
Cat: Mud
Nabby: Hi Mud
Cat: Lil
NancyKat: Meowlo, Lil.
Nabby: Hey Lil
Beet: Lil! You missed your request.
Lil: Holy cow who are all these people?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Lil, Mudhead!
DJTweeny: Sid, someone was asking if there was any chance the Quad version of the albums might be released on Surround 5.1
Nabby: We hoped you knew, Lil
Cat: some of them may indeed be cows.
Muddhead: am i too late for Dwarf?
||||||||| 9:57 PM: Mr. Bark Bark jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Nabby: Sorry Mudd, just finished playing
SidFudd: The quad version of EYKIW is going to be on the DVD as the surround track you can select when you watch the movie
DJTweeny: Hi Bark
NancyKat: Lil-i've been away for a while, but same name, same me.
Beet: Hi Bark
Nabby: who am us anyway?
DJTweeny: Excellent, Sid!
Mr. Bark Bark: Shoot, I missed it! See you next week, DJ!!!
Nabby: hi BB
SidFudd: The quad version of Bozos...love to release it, not sure how yet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, mr barkbark
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bobbo inside, makes a note of the time (9:58 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Muddhead: my first experence with the boys was Dwarf-- dam im getting old
Cat: hello again, bobbo
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
DJTweeny: wb Bobbo
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Bobbo: Hi, Miss Cat
Lil: Hi NKat
Bobbo: Thank you.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Lil: gang
Muddhead: ok i will check in next week--bye to all
Nabby: Meeting time. Must away. Good to see you all!
||||||||| At 9:59 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Muddhead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
NancyKat: BB, Mudd and Nabby.
Cat: that's Austin
Beet: Nite Mud and Nab
Lil: Ain't we all
DJTweeny: yeah :)
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, Nabbster
NancyKat: Mummies of Money...?
Nabby: Ty Cat, Rufus, Merl and Tweeny!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s “BOX OF TIME” at http://seemreal.com/boxoftime/
Lil: Nite you guys
DJTweeny: Hey Lil, didn't see you come in
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Lil: Hi Tweeny
Lil: That's because I sashayed
DJTweeny: lol
rebozoette: ala man
Beet: Ran out of food
Lil: OMG Beet!
DJTweeny: Well, we got Dwarf played for ya ;)
DJTweeny: ** Any requests for next week, folks?
DJTweeny: We've a new Cat Collage for you
Lil: I know, thanks cupcake
Lil: Oops sorry Beet lol
NancyKat: Tweeny-You did Rat a few weeks ago, right?
DJTweeny: lol
DJTweeny: mmm, think it's been a while Nancy, let me check
Cat: a birthdya present for dyan, though he may not appreciate it.
Bobbo: Have you done Nick Danger lately?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: In the next world?
DJTweeny: Haven't played it this year Nancy
Cat: rainy day firesigns
Lil: Who hasn't done Nick Danger lately
Lil -P
DJTweeny: Next World I played on April 21st
DJTweeny: heheh Lil
Bobbo: Very good, Lil
NancyKat: Tweeny-Ahhh...well then.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's right, I missed it I think...
Beet: Was that a real Jaguar?
DJTweeny: Bobbo: Have you done Nick Danger lately? << I have the Box Of Danger. Anything in particular?
Cat: i dont rememberr where i got that sound effect was but probably
Bobbo: Anything with Nancy
DJTweeny: Giant Rat and the live in London show Out Of The Fog for next week, then
Bobbo: Cool
Bobbo: I'm there
NancyKat: Tweeny-Fangs. My second favorite FST album.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Giant rat sounds good to me!
Beet: Fang you very much.
DJTweeny: How about I play the original Further Adventures after this, Bobbo?
DJTweeny: There's just enough time
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes yes yes!
Cat: this really happened when i took my then 6 year old daughter to a movie in tokyo
DJTweeny: k, will do :)
Lil: Yep good
Bobbo: I would love that. I hope everyone else is good with that.
Beet: Yup
DJTweeny: must have been something Cat, walking around Tokyo with your little daughter
Cat: it was vastly delightful
DJTweeny: cool :)
Lil: All that death talk...
NancyKat: She must have been overwhelmed by all the bright, flashy lights and outrageous signs.
Cat: shortly after Monique's death, I talked to Ossman and he told me to write something about it, as he later wrote poems when his son died climbinb a mt.
Cat: this is what i wrote.
Lil: Lost in translation
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Bobbo: That is a butt load of death talk.
DJTweeny: a fine tribute, Cat
Lil: I didn't know his son had died
NancyKat: I hoped it helped in your healing.
Lil: Nor your loved one Cat
Cat: his oldest son
DJTweeny: Orson Ossman just turned 28, I do believe
Lil: trouble withmy connection tonight,
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Temporary eternity- love that concept!
Lil: tossed out twice already
DJTweeny: can't get any of the good stuff, Lil?
Cat: you heard young orson as orson welles in REd Shift last week.
DJTweeny: yep
Lil: Didn't realize that
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
llanwydd: I've been trying to understand time lately
Lil: Nope lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com
rebozoette: tic tic tic toc
Lil: Hey rebozo
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
llanwydd: after reading up on it for years I finally heard about einsteins's "clock tower" analogy which I'll but most of you know about but it got past me
Cat: the firesigns were really interested in this mayan ball game, reffered to it in a number of pieces
llanwydd: all these years
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Physicist Julian Barbour says time doesn't' actually exist, & has the figures to back it up
DJTweeny: Has seen a Mayan ball court in the Yucatan
DJTweeny: Weird to see all those heads carved into the walls
NancyKat: Cat-house of Buggin' (with John Leguizamo) did a funny bit on it back in the mid to late 90's. Headball as an Olympic sport...
llanwydd: well, it has to depend on what you call time
DJTweeny: damn the ignorant F's who burned their library
Bobbo: I agree, DJ
DJTweeny: This is really well done, Cat :)
Beet: Acid changes perception of time.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'flameape', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:21 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
llanwydd: hi flameape
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It would have made some real difference in our understanding to have had even half those books burned...
NancyKat: 'Ello Flame...
DJTweeny: Mister Disner lol
Cat: austin is always funny. even in death.
flameape: howdy ho
DJTweeny: Hi flameape
Beet: yo Flame
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya Flame!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s “BOX OF TIME” at http://seemreal.com/boxoftime/
Beet: Real Love brings us to our knees.
NancyKat: Cat-Agreed. He will ALWAYS Be Nick Danger to me-My Mom introduced me to FST with Nick Danger and Bozos...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I can understand a pair of geese, but not a pair o' ducks
flameape: vi a duck?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, flame, you got it
Beet: This is literally trippy.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and 145254 falls out at 10:25 PM.
Beet: Nice
rebozoette claps with tears
NancyKat: Hi, 145254...
llanwydd: fine play, cat
Beet: And our condolences of course.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
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DJTweeny: Hi 145254
rebozoette blow a kiss
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
NancyKat: Ditto Rebozo!
Cat: Thank you.
Beet: We only just met and we already have your number.
Bobbo: Thanks, Mr. DJ.
Bobbo: Headphones!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Firesign's “THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF NICK DANGER”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out NICK DANGER at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-tl'
Bobbo: Ah, found them.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: In all seriousness, Cat, there's an enormous power to this piece. More than a great tribute to a loved one, it exults the life they led,/live
DJTweeny: well said, Johan
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
DJTweeny: Some many great and classic lines in this piece
flameape: Don't ferget Bozo Rebeebo! http://skipwilliamson.deviantart.com/art/Bozo-Rebebo-has-dinner-350282625
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Bobbo: The same old place.
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cat: I appreciate that, JAM
||||||||| Jimmy enters at 10:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Beet: hello Jimmy
DJTweeny: lol flameape, esp since I drink Lone Star ;)
DJTweeny: Hi Jimmy
Cat: I think this is the first time Tweeny has played this. My wife requested it.
Jimmy: Hello, Beet, et al. First time here.
DJTweeny: Box Of Time? Could be
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, Jimmy!
Cat: Red Shift is full of Firesigns and fun so it's a more natural choice.
DJTweeny: I've heard it before, but it might have been when Clem was the DJ
Lil: Welcome
Cat: I think so, Tween.
Bobbo: Wecome Jimmy.
Cat: Jimmy. Welcome
rebozoette: ear to ear to hear
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com
Jimmy: So this is the waiting room? That sounds....umm, ominous.
Jimmy: Not clear to me what waiting for...
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Bobbo: God, I miss the Bombers
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com << many Firesigns involved
Lil: It could be the sitting room
rebozoette: jimmy waiting t wait
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| 145254 - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If you'd rather, Jimmy, you could wait here in the sitting room
Cat: for the electrician. or someone like him
||||||||| Outside, the 10:40 PM uptown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving ErClem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bobbo: I love you guys
Jimmy: How long have you all been waiting?
DJTweeny: Hi ErClem
Cat: it's nice to see firesign is attracting a robot audience
Bobbo: and ladys
ErClem: Image robot
NancyKat: Bobbo-Lol...i've been called worse...
NancyKat: Jimmy-a thousand years!
DJTweeny: They're here in hopes of hearing Rotonoto
Beet: Howdy ErClem
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
Jimmy: Wow, Nancy, that's a long time.
NancyKat: Jimmy-Just lok at this grape!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A fin on my fate
Jimmy: I'm loking...
DJTweeny: lol
rebozoette: lol
Lil: lol
Lil: group laugh
DJTweeny: :)
Cat: my first firesign collage blended this was dylans' black diamond bay
rebozoette: the vitality raisin
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Loll
rebozoette chuckles
NancyKat: Rebozoette-rasins are betrayal...
Bobbo: Spin the Pickle? I wanna play.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
||||||||| 10:45 PM: The Pickle jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
DJTweeny: Hi Pickle
Lil: only when they're chocolate covered
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
rebozoette: they are are good for singing nancy
Jimmy: see ya later.
||||||||| Jimmy leaves to catch the 10:46 PM train to Arizona.
Beet: The actual famous pickle is here? Never would have thunk it.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Cat: by jimmy
NancyKat: I actually have Weirdly Cool on VHS...the only thing (other than Monty Python) that I sent money to PBS for...Of course, if they had a Queen retrospective-i'd so be there...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He's in the bag, don cha know
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
NancyKat: Rebozoette-way back in the way back machine!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Pickle, that is
Rufus_T_Firetween: One assumes Weirdly Cool will be on the new DVD set
Cat: it has been its own dvd for years
Cat: ive had it since it came out
Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, that's true
rebozoette: nancy it makes ya feel elders lol
DJTweeny: Thunder and lightning all around me
DJTweeny: good thing we're near the end of the show
The Pickle: But...the bag ie empty!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
NancyKat: Rebozoette-having a kid and being raised by a grandparent will do that to you. I was the only one in school who knew about Charlie Chaplin and FST...
Beet: I heard Lake Travis is at normal levels again, Tween.
||||||||| At 10:50 PM, The Pickle dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
rebozoette: wow tweenie take cover
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
rebozoette: same here nancy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good for you !NancyKat!
Zytamb: I know it's al part of the joke, but I've always wondered how he got out of it
NancyKat: Zytamb-Yes...either reversing the polarity or crossing the streams...
DJTweeny: must be by now, Beet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Okay, everybody fade your voices out, & DJT will cue the organist
Bobbo: Thanks, Dj dude.
rebozoette: Beet Bobbo Cat DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil NancyKat rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween Zytamb ErClem flameape a_clem Bc dr. archetype Elayne Goat llanwydd Merlyn Mr. Bark Bark Nabby Ralph Random shoes for the dead SidFudd Timeghost Timm McCoy,PhdÂ© Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm Yellow Rubber Line zookeeney so good to see so many new people. thanks tweenie for everything
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ErClem - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bobbo: I'll be on my organ if you need me.
rebozoette: cat the best to you always and thanks
Beet: This was fun. Thanks everyone. Thanks Cat for a very powerful creation. Thanks, Tween. G'nite.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks for laughs, DJT cat & everyone!!
Cat: thanks, rebo
NancyKat: Claps! Night to all! Kisses!
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
rebozoette: later when night fades
Timeghost: Ta til nextime!
||||||||| "10:55 PM? 10:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Cat: creation needs to occur. i'm just one of its vessels.
||||||||| "10:56 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Timeghost, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
DJTweeny: Stones! Just in time for the end of the show ;)
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Oops! I suppose I am arriving late?
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Sorry about this!
rebozoette: ha hi bye stones
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Well, Good Night! And good by to you, Rebozoette!
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Cat: rainy day firesign next week.
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, Cat vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Ralph: Thanks again DJ -- see you on the Funway
DJTweeny: That were fun :-)
Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween leaves to catch the 10:59 PM train to Funfun Town.
||||||||| DJTweeny rushes off, saying "11:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 11:39 PM train to Minneapolis.
||||||||| Tvd steals in around 11:44 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Outside, the 11:54 PM crosstown bus from Tennessee pulls away, leaving Greggo coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'not Ed', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:07 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Greggo - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
not Ed: Is this thing on?
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| SidFudd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| not Ed - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tvd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Timm McCoy,PhdÂ© - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| flameape - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Random - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bobbo - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| zookeeney - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mr. Bark Bark - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lil - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Zytamb - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Yellow Rubber Line - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 4:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
a_clem
Bc
Beet
Bobbo
Cat
DJTweeny
dr. archetype
Elayne
ErClem
flameape
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!)
Jimmy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mr. Bark Bark
Muddhead
Nabby
NancyKat
not Ed
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
SidFudd
The Pickle
Timeghost
Timm McCoy-Tiny Dr. Timm
Zytamb

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