Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
05/12/2016

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 12, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 7:52 PM: DJTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 7:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (The Rutles (Beatles parody group))
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||||||||| Captain Equinox enters at 8:49 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
DJTweeny: Hi Captain
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
Captain Equinox: Been a while - missed the Old Same Place.
DJTweeny: great to have you back :)
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:53 PM, dragging Beet by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Beet: Hi Cap & Tween
DJTweeny: Just Folks, plus a big new Cat Collage this evening
DJTweeny: Hey Beet
Captain Equinox: Keep it sweet, Beet!
Beet: These are songs I'm not familiar with. Which Beatles Album?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ''Bob'' close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
Beet: Hi Bob
''Bob'': Hi, everyone. Deep in exam grading here... need to restore my sanity!
Beet: Ringo singing
''Bob'': Rutles?
Captain Equinox: Neil Innes - the Rutles
DJTweeny: Hi Bob
Beet: Had me fooled
||||||||| Cat sneaks in around 8:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi Cat
Captain Equinox: Spot on, eh
Beet: Howdy Cat
DJTweeny: Innes is a freakin' genius :)
Captain Equinox: hey, Cat
Cat: hi folks
Captain Equinox: OUCH!
||||||||| Outside, the 8:58 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving rebozoette coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Cat: i saw harrison play with them on a bio of him.
Beet: Very cool.
Cat: hope y'all enjoy the sgt pep pills collage
Beet: Hi rebo
rebozoette: 'Bob'' Beet Captain Equinox Cat DJTweeny rvrnin s;; snf tweem in advance ty
Cat: i would have loved to have played it for harrison.
rebozoette: cat can't wait
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Nabby in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 12, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
rebozoette: wow
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:00 PM and EWeston sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Beet: Hi Nab
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
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Nabby: Pork?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Beet: Yo EW
rebozoette: evening all
Cat: HI EW
EWeston: Hi Gang, and yer Tweeny
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette, Nabby, Ew
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:01 PM, dragging shoes for the dead by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
''Bob'': Love this one. I used this as my radio show opening theme for a year or two.
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
Beet: Hi shoes
shoes for the dead: Howdy
Cat: shoes
EWeston: Feelin good today Shoes?
Nabby: Jello Beet, Bob, Cappy, Cat, EW, shoes, reboz & Tweeny!
shoes for the dead: done with chemo, 1 more week of radiation
shoes for the dead: tired, EW, but fine
DJTweeny: I'll bet you're glad the chemo is over
shoes for the dead: stomach will
Cat: good news and more good news to come
''Bob'': Such nice noses...
Beet: Hope everything works, shoes
''Bob'': Good vibes to you, shoes.
Nabby: Such nice shoes...
Cat: where's gogol when you need him?
Beet: lol
shoes for the dead: sure, all will be good in time!
Nabby: Helloooooooooo
''Bob'': HONK!HONK!
Beet: Hello up there!
Captain Equinox: honk!
rebozoette: shoes a healin blast from me
shoes for the dead: how does he make his voice do that?
Nabby: Sounds like a great event tonite!
Beet: This'll be good
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “SGT. PEP PILLS (Part 1)”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/'
Cat: i hope you like it.
Nabby: reboz is really good at that
DJTweeny: Hope they release the Out Of The Fog concert at the new Downloads Store
Nabby: lol Cat nice start
EWeston: An she's good at it.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com
Nabby: Beans....
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: Beans ummm.
rebozoette: what huh what
rebozoette: bad storms are in the mix
Nabby: huh whatney?
EWeston: Just buoght a tub of Safeway's finest
rebozoette: I used to so that for a living
Nabby: Sounds like a name - Mr. Huh Whatney
shoes for the dead: they sell cops at safeway?
Beet: Hard to beat shrinkwrapped food
shoes for the dead: in tubs?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
''Bob'': Thought for sure you were going to go for the Evolution Control Committee version here...
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Nabby: tubs of cops?
rebozoette: bucket of pork
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Nabby: lol reboz
rebozoette: lol
EWeston: Mini tubs. We just got a Safeway to reopen. After a tragic tale of corporate malfeanace
''Bob'': MAKE AMERICA HIGH AGAIN!
shoes for the dead: pork em and punk em
Nabby: Legalize America!
shoes for the dead: they closed here
EWeston: Occuppy America
DJTweeny: Papoon's new slogan, Bob?
Beet: A good hat slogan to counter Trump's
''Bob'': PARK & LOCK IT, NOT RESPONSIBLE
shoes for the dead: occupy high
Cat: that's my daughter monique's voice. i gave her that role because her nickname for me was "tootan"
EWeston: Part of the Hagen misstep?
Nabby: Porkum & Punkum?
shoes for the dead: spose so
rebozoette: old faithful will determine new land masses
''Bob'': It's the old bait and switch...
EWeston: And a new easier to use number for pie
Nabby: back in a couple (loading a van real quick)
Beet: I still remember shoes you had to keep shined for social acceptance.
shoes for the dead: I gleam
EWeston: I still shudder at the horror of...stacked heels!
''Bob'': Lucy? Oh, you mean Nancy!
rebozoette: catherwood please give everyone rose colored glasses
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone rose colored glasses.
Cat: that was for you, shoes
Beet: Thanks Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
rebozoette: cool
shoes for the dead: thanks cat!
||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) sneaks in around 9:15 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Beet: Hey Stones
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Just a quick hello, Dear Heads!
shoes for the dead: Stones!
Cat: hi hemlock
EWeston: Give Stones a hand/ I would but I need all three
DJTweeny: Hail and well met, Stones!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Excuse me! I meant "Dear Friends!
Cat: here for the last half of my sgt pep pills collage.
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Excuse me... I meant "Dear Friends!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): "
Cat: if its not too dear
EWeston: That's Hedly!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Sorry, it must be the rat cheese I was nipping at.
DJTweeny says hello to Stones quickly
rebozoette: great ride cat
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:17 PM and late as usual, it's Mudhead, just back from Connecticut."
Cat: y'all heard this a few weeks ago. this was the first one i finished
Cat: hi mud
EWeston: Flows dips and peaks nicely
Beet: Greetings, Mud
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Hello shoes, cat, DJ, EWeston, and all other Firesign friends.
shoes for the dead: hey Mud
rebozoette: tools we need tools
DJTweeny: allo Mudhead
EWeston: Muddster
Mudhead: Beatings will continue until morale improves
Beet: lol mud
EWeston: But I'm a masocist
Captain Equinox: Gotta leave the chatroom - need to get supper on the table.
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): What would we do without Mudhead? Even though he is on another, earlier record, he is still my brother!
||||||||| "9:19 PM? 9:19 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Johan Amadeus Myjetski should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters and sits at the bar.
Mudhead: Then you'll love it!
rebozoette: I am down a pound of brains here
Captain Equinox: Keep 'em flying!
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
Cat: you put supper on tables?
Beet: Happy cooking Cap
EWeston: Good digestion to you thur!
shoes for the dead: a moral masochist?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com
''Bob'': Heh. I'm grading exams right now...
rebozoette: by cap
EWeston: Hi JAM
Cat: jam
Beet: owdy JAM
shoes for the dead: hey Jam
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hallo DJT, etc Also!
Captain Equinox: you bet!
EWeston: You'd take gult from me???
Captain Equinox: LET'S EAT!
rebozoette: hi jam
EWeston: Guilt, a hem
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Has Mudhead ever finished high school yet? Has he yet taken part in an extracurricular activity besides Bottles? I fear that I need updated!
''Bob'': If the sand dollar shrank to almost nothing, I blame the Fed.
EWeston: He got a job in the infernal tubes
rebozoette: how many tins of guilt ya got?
EWeston: Just a horse trough of it.
rebozoette: I liked the bang for the buck lol
EWeston: Been down to the emotional box store
Beet: Making me thirsty
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): So Mudhead is now in London, EWeston? I love the Tube; I take it almost everywhere! I love Emma, the voice of the London Underground!
rebozoette: the horses will be done
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I've put what I wanted between the sun and the moon, so we'll begin
''Bob'': 23 skidoo!
DJTweeny: What's this bit from, Cat?
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): I am having Eleanor Rigby over my flat in London for the weekend. She is coming in from Liverpool!
EWeston: I heard they were dark and dirty. And their might be spiders. I kept to the double decker buses. The spiders were driving them
shoes for the dead: air farce
Cat: fools in space
EWeston: They like it that way
Nabby: back
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Ah, Johan! I knew that you were an esotericist! Are you a Jungian?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : May the farce be with you
DJTweeny: Ah, XM, and the "I tried to tell them it was mine" bit also, Cat?
Cat: yes
DJTweeny: cool, thanks
DJTweeny: need to revisit that stuff
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Hello EWeston, I like the doobydeckers, too. I must say!
Cat: this is from my play red shift, starring 3 of the guys
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): I meant "doubledeckers!" My apologies!
rebozoette: catherwood please give cat a big thanks
||||||||| Catherwood gives cat a big thanks.
shoes for the dead: red shift next week, Tween?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hemlock, you might say I'm Jung at heart...
Beet: We KNOW wgat you meant
EWeston: They'll get there, some...time...
Nabby: Hi Joh & Hem
DJTweeny: Sure shoes, I could play that with Pt 2 of Sgt.. Pep Pills :)
DJTweeny: Red Shift it is
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Glad to hear that, Johan! Especially after what you did to the last movement of the Beethoven Seventh Symphony.
DJTweeny: lol
rebozoette claps
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Beethoven is tough; he can take it.
Nabby: arf arf roll over
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Hello Nabby!
rebozoette: happy trees
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Well, if you do it to the earlier movements, people will get up and leave
EWeston: At this age his knees are weak. You can outrun him.
Nabby: mouse over
''Bob'': That's no tree.
shoes for the dead: easy
Beet: Movements to make you move!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Well, I must get ready for Eleanor Rigby's arrival from Liverpool!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:30 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Minneapolis."
Nabby: Catherwood please give everyone a hot kiss at the end of a wet fist
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a hot kiss at the end of a wet fist.
Merlyn: Late, as usual
shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn
EWeston: The missplaced movement
Merlyn: oof!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Right, Johan! You did it at the right place at the right time!
Nabby: Hey Merl
Beet: Hello Merl 'Bye Stones.
Cat: merl
rebozoette: it down in bowels
EWeston: Use cauliflower rice
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Good bye, everyone! Keep 'em flying!
||||||||| At 9:31 PM, Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
shoes for the dead: have fun, Hemlock
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite Hemlock!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Cat: by stones
Nabby: Take care Hem!
EWeston: Take care HS
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:31 PM and llanwydd waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwydd: good evening
Cat: hi llan
Nabby: Wazreal llan
shoes for the dead: and llan shows up
Cat: you're just in time for the last few minutes of my sgt pep pills piece
EWeston: They go. They come. Hi Iian
Beet: hi llllannnn
rebozoette: ok lights are flashing I off to oz
Nabby: Catherwood please give everyone a harp part to play
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a harp part to play.
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn, Llan
rebozoette: me and two toes
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cat: youre going to australia?
EWeston: Retract the landing gear this time
Beet: See ya rebo
Cat: by suzie
rebozoette: if thats where I am meant to land cat lol
shoes for the dead: take care rebo
rebozoette: just in and out with storms
Nabby: Leaving reboz?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Forgive me! I didn't say a proper hello to shoes, beet , rebozoette, I'm sure I'm overlooking someone
rebozoette: no just big ol storm overheard
shoes for the dead: just the short people
Nabby: Ohhh
Merlyn: Don't kill with your hands son; use your entrenching tool! http://imgur.com/RjslYr3
shoes for the dead: haha,marl
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Cat: randy newman, great idea for firesign mix
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:36 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Johan Amadeus Myjetski by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
rebozoette: I am tryin not to miss this cat
EWeston: You might break a fingernail!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:37 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Johan Amadeus Myjetski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Cat: i'm at work at rainy day firesign and just got idea for steely dan time out of mind/firesign thing but rainy day newman also a good idea
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I'm baaaaack!
shoes for the dead: the old in-out, JAM?
EWeston: Existentail crisis?
rebozoette: wow wow
Beet: That was funny Merl
Nabby: welcome back Merl
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Only left to read the meter, don't have time for the old in out
rebozoette: as the seconds tic
EWeston: Philangist!
rebozoette: the tock got jealous
llanwydd: what is this boring shit?
EWeston: I tackled him. And forced a flea collar onto heem
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Well, the old in out takes longer these days....
Nabby: Friar Tock had ticks
DJTweeny: lol
rebozoette: the trick is not too
EWeston: And his flock flead
''Bob'': If it takes longer than 4 hours, better call a doctor.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hehehe!
llanwydd: aha
rebozoette: tickle the fancy more than once
Nabby: A whole nother.....
Beet: Portable clocks were originally invented for navigation.
EWeston: Yup
shoes for the dead: think sideways
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A whole nother Cat mix, Nabbster
Nabby: I'm examining where I was
EWeston: Then your beside yourself
Beet: Where am us anyway?
shoes for the dead: with spleen
llanwydd: I'll have to look up dead reckoning
rebozoette: or mapquest lol
Nabby: beside my spleen
EWeston: And curiously figs
llanwydd: the only dead reckoning I know is a humphrey bogart film
Nabby: I enjoyed Spleenquest VI
rebozoette: there you are
Nabby: this is a great mash up Cat!
EWeston: Gall bladder for supporting actor
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Resuscitation reckoning might be helpful, more than dead reckoning
Nabby: Dr. Samuel Bladder
shoes for the dead: i recon he's dead...........
Nabby: wait a sec......
EWeston: For that you need a spiriualist...or not
Nabby: a levitater tot
shoes for the dead: spud pants
DJTweeny: Reckoning (Grateful Dead album) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reckoning_%28Grateful_Dead_album%29
llanwydd: I like that album
DJTweeny: Thought I remembered a Dead album something like that
Nabby: spud pants are the new aluminum pants
Nabby: para diggem shift
rebozoette: tiny tater
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Didn't they have one called "Estimated Prophet"?
shoes for the dead: more eyes on es
Nabby: Great song, band, etc.
shoes for the dead: em
DJTweeny: That was a song from Terrapin Station
llanwydd: no that was a song
Beet: This is a good one
DJTweeny: Johan ^^
rebozoette: do the mash
EWeston: Before it does you
llanwydd: this reminds me a little bit of Strawbs
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Nabby: do the masht potato
Nabby: lol EW
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : That's right, I remember now. Thx, DJT!
Nabby: nice horn chart
rebozoette: chivelet
DJTweeny: Terrapin is one of my favorite GD albums :)
llanwydd: I like Live/Dead best
shoes for the dead: Bear's choice
Cat: i put every grateful dead song i like in that collage i did about austin writing a screenplay for them
shoes for the dead: ( Alice D. Milloinaire)
EWeston: Turtles all the way down
rebozoette smile at cat
''Bob'': Nice job, Cat!
shoes for the dead: Terrif, Cat!!!
EWeston: I am smiling!
Nabby: Cat iz our Mash Mastah!
Beet: I frequently enjoy remembering the image of Jerry Garcia in Woodstock saying "Exhibit A"
shoes for the dead: they keep getin' better
llanwydd: I wish I had heard it from the beginning
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Firesign's “JUST FOLKS: A FIRESIGN CHAT”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out JUST FOLKS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln'
DJTweeny: They do indeed, shoes :-)
Beet: Really enjoyed that, Cat.
llanwydd: Live! LOL
Nabby: a link shall appear eventually llan, I hope heehee
Mudhead: That was great Cat. Keep em comin!
EWeston: The program repeats here. I often relisten while soaking napthagel balls
Beet: Uckem Mall
shoes for the dead: phakka Mall
Nabby: What?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “JUST FOLKS: A FIRESIGN CHAT” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Lol, shoes! Right on!
''Bob'': How's it hangin'?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
shoes for the dead: Hey NSA guy
EWeston: I've already read them a couple times
Nabby: you can't say that on the internet shoes
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Nabby: oh is that him?
shoes for the dead: I can type it tho
Beet: Is the NSA guy a lonely person?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
Nabby makes a very rude gesture
DJTweeny: Like the Maytag Man, Beet?
llanwydd: reminds me of a line from the merchant of venice
EWeston: Doesn't he have a Utube channel?
llanwydd: "If I can catch him once upon the hip...
Cat: beautiful ciity, that
llanwydd: I'll feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him
Nabby: I love BOOGERS IN A BUNCH
Beet: the Maytag Man has nothing to do, but the NSA guy . . .
Nabby: (just sayin')
llanwydd: charles garage is probably supposed to be Charles Kuralt
llanwydd: or however you spell it
Nabby: definitely llan, good call
EWeston: I didn't know they came in bunches
Nabby: lol EW
rebozoette: the prospectus is improper
EWeston: Branches yes bunches no
shoes for the dead: depends on how ya harvest them
EWeston: Just like flax then.
llanwydd: kuralt used to go to places that nobody cared about and did boring documentaries
''Bob'': Not among my students, it doesn't.
Cat: i loved his documentaries, llan. didn't know he had a mistress in ever town.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Nabby rarely attends the tri monthly booger harvest.
rebozoette: blowin in da wind
EWeston: Sell them some oregano
Beet: Did you hear Caitlin Jenner now wants his dick back?
llanwydd: maybe didn't give kuralt much of a chance
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : But he aired them on Sunday mornings when you could stand his droning monotone narrative
EWeston: I saw an item considered the source and I have my doubts
Nabby: Is it a Canon mount
rebozoette: omg omg omg
Nabby: or is it a Pentax screw mount?
EWeston: Besides the penis is still there. Just been repurposed
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
rebozoette: dispossible
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A Cassini, Nabby?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : A caisson, Nabby?
Nabby: A cassini weeni?
||||||||| Elayne steals in around 10:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Beet: I guess he just thinks about it different.
Nabby: lol Joh
Elayne: Good evening. I just dropped out to say hello.
Elayne: Hello.
Nabby: Elayne hi hi hi
Beet: Hello Elayne.
''Bob'': Hasn;t had that surgery yet, actually.
rebozoette: hi e
EWeston: Hello and howdy Elayne
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Elayne!
Elayne: Will probably not be here next week, as my pupils will be more dilated than usual and I'll probably need a dark room for a few hours.
rebozoette: squirrel nuts
Beet: Doing acid again?
Elayne: Just my yearly dilation to amuse my ophthalmologist
Cat: HI El
EWeston: Unless some sperm was saved there'll be no new Bruce jrs or Caitlins
Elayne: Hey Cat
Elayne: So I'll be taking off soon, just checking in to see what condition my condition was in.
Beet: What a loss.
Elayne: Condition: Red
EWeston: Yah yah yah
rebozoette: it was a cat coll that is great w
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Elayne: Oh dear, we're on to Republican Jenners, are we? Then I'll take my leave.
||||||||| 10:06 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Cat: side of of sgt pep pills, el. i'll post the url on facebook.
rebozoette: what?
Nabby shows Elayne a peculiar sigil
Beet: G'Nite E.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : By the by, another fabulous mix ash, Cat! Kudos!
Nabby: Whoops away
''Bob'': Why, she's no fun. She fell right over!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Mix mash
rebozoette: bye e
Cat: thanks, jam
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite, E!
Cat: by el
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite E!
Mudhead: And now I must depart also. Till next week all!
||||||||| At 10:08 PM, Mudhead rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Nabby: Mud!
rebozoette: bye mud
EWeston: Academy award for sad puppy sound effect
Cat: Mud
Beet: Nite, Mud
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Later, Mud!
Nabby: http://www.sadtrombone.com/
rebozoette: oh thats great nabby
Cat: about tonight's collage, the firesign used to play beatles tunes, partic from sgt pepper, inbetween acts in their first magic mushroom plays
Cat: i was inspired by that.
Nabby: it can be useful
Beet: Dropping whistles on us again.
Nabby: damm whistledroppers
Nabby: Mr. Huh Whistledropper?
EWeston: Watch out for the ones with the pink tail sections
Nabby: I really like the name "Huh" lol sorry
llanwydd: Huh Clem
EWeston: Could be a nice name for a punk band
shoes for the dead: too tired to type, gonna listen out
Cat: indeed, ew
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lockmit!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I sumo aby, I have anticipatory typing trouble too!
Nabby: ewwwwww
EWeston: Pleasant evening to youse Shoes
Nabby: later shoes, great to see yaz!
Beet: Be well, shoes.
Cat: occupy health, shoes
rebozoette: take care shoes
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with pinholeF200 close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:14 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
EWeston: I perfer Devilish Penguins
Cat: hi pin
DJTweeny: Hi pin
Beet: Leaving, JAM?
Beet: Hello pin
rebozoette: fishy
pinholeF200: Hey Cat, Tween and all
Nabby: little guy bill Hi pin
EWeston: Mouthwash is optional
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Nabby: mvrhmmhrvrhm
pinholeF200: yo Nab
EWeston: Hi Pin. Don't do that with your teeth in Nabby
rebozoette: biggest brother
Nabby: whew better gnot
pinholeF200: EW
Cat: i was travelling accross canada in the summer of 67. i went to Expo 67 in MOntreal with my uncle who was one of its architects, then made my way west. spent a week in my hometown, yorkton, sasakachewan with my cousin howard. we spent the week painting his house which had just been seriously smoke damaged. we listendto to pepper no stop, while painting. great memory.
EWeston: Nobody gnose
rebozoette: cool cat
DJTweeny: My family was at Expo '67 that summer :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Cat I remember that summer, too, every musician I knew was listening to Sgt Pepper over and over again
Cat: one of the 5 world's fairs i went to. great stuff.
rebozoette: what come out of that gnose ew gnoss
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
DJTweeny: after Expo, travelled all the way across Canada towing a Starcraft camper
Cat: as you;'ll hear on part two of sgt pep pills, the firesign were influenced by sgt pepper while they were writing electricisan
Nabby: oh, Canada....
DJTweeny: 5 fairs, wow, cool
''Bob'': The President will give them the reach-around.
DJTweeny: I can believe that, Cat
EWeston: Gloss, or gross gnose
Cat: seattle, new york, montreal, obsuce town in japan, vancouver
Beet: What happened to World's Fairs?
Cat: obscure
EWeston: Maybe a nice mat discharge
Cat: they left a great architectural legacy, for one.
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Cat: at least in vancouver, seattle too.
Cat: Lisbon also.
EWeston: I think China happenned to world fairs
rebozoette: wow I only saw the bathrooms of one worlds fair lol
Cat: Bozos was very much influenced by ossman's obsession with worlds' fairs, partic chicago and new york
DJTweeny: lol rebo
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Cat: a big chunk of the 64 new york fair ended up in disneyland.
Nabby: how many different worlds are involved in the fair?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Cat: which is where the firesgin would have enoucntered it.
DJTweeny: "Somebody Put A Mickey In The Geound Zero" is the name of one of their DOMM broadcasts
Cat: mr president, originaslly from the illionais pavillion in ny, then disneyland
rebozoette: the 7 we know of nabby
Nabby: three cheers for Monsanto at Disneyland
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Lol, nabbs!
DJTweeny: Yeah, saw the animatronic Lincoln
Nabby: brainwashing even at that tender age, naughty naughty!
Nabby: cool ride though
Nabby: yeah I did too Tweeny it was great
EWeston: A smaller missle of the type WAC Corporal/ She was tied to the nose
Beet: Haven't been in the mood to cheer for Monsanto for quite a while. Sorry, Nab.
Nabby: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_Thru_Inner_Space
DJTweeny: ditto Beet
rebozoette: mind blown
EWeston: Yes it was
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Majetski tiptoes in around 10:27 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Nabby: Joh back
EWeston: Time deilation for dummies
Cat: you'lle hear Journey next week in part 2 of sgt pep pills
Nabby: Omg I'm transcending time
EWeston: Lookin forward to it.
Beet: Big Journey fan.
Nabby: Yes can't wait Cat
Cat: within you without you, brought to you by monsanto
Nabby: lol
EWeston: Look out for the low time riders
DJTweeny: good one ,Cat
Cat: Journey through Inner Space, Beet.
Nabby: and the down time sliders
Beet: OK
Cat: my fave disneyland ride of all time
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Cat, ever use the Rutles in your mix mashes?
EWeston: Down to the center of the blind
Cat: i stole it for my first play
Cat: no, jam but that's an excelletn idea. i;'ll look into that.
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
rebozoette: Oh Monsanto is alright - if you like mutant animals and giant carrots with tentacles Nabby: misplaced
pinholeF200: all you need is cash
Nabby: Incomprehensible!!
EWeston: You done my brain in
Cat: one of my fave flicks, Sleeper
DJTweeny: need to watch that again
Nabby: Can I have a hit off your Orb, man?
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Piggy In the Middle, pin
Beet: There may have been a time when Monsanto wasn'i evil. Maybe pre Vietnam
DJTweeny: Watched Purple Rose Of Cairo recently. Good movie, if sort of depressing
EWeston: Cheese and Onions
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Right, DJT, and a really unique story
DJTweeny: yeah
Cat: i saw it in a double billl with the decameron in an underground theatre in an obscure japanes city in the early 70s. wondrous flick
pinholeF200: here in the St Louis area we got Monsanto, Boeing and Mallinckrodt
Cat: it: sleeper
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Nabby: Just folkses
llanwydd: I haven't head that album in a while
Nabby: Orgasmatron demo at 10pm!
Cat: i thought it would go well with my sgt pep pills piece, llan
EWeston: Follow the purple line
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Orgasmatron demo? Wait mister, I got a niche...
llanwydd: I wish I had heard the whole sgt pep pills, cat
Cat: are you eating purple asparagus again?
Beet: Glad you played Just Folks. Reminded me of its respectable place in the lexicon.
Johan Amadeus Majetski: nickel
Cat: a url will be posted soon, llan
Cat: indeed, beet
llanwydd: it just looks purple in this light
EWeston: Let me check...no its still plaid
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Nabby is slowly turning into a spoon.
Johan Amadeus Majetski: And the sun rise is still paisley, E...
EWeston: Try and weave around it!
rebozoette: oh the puddle of it all
pinholeF200: didn't know they was from Boston, elsewhere people know how to say Keltic!
EWeston: Think of the hydroxals
Nabby: It's always about pants isn't it
Nabby: hydrox kicks oreo's butt
Johan Amadeus Majetski: until they disappear, Nabbs
EWeston: I can see that on a T shirt
rebozoette: catherwood please give everyone a kilt
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a kilt.
Nabby: awww yeah Joh
Johan Amadeus Majetski: what does one wear under a kilt?
pinholeF200: Six Flags wouldn't admit a photographer wearing a shirt that said "I Shoot RAW"
Cat: these guys were always on whenever a microphone was pointed at them.
Nabby looks puckish in a kilt.
EWeston: A camera tripod works for me
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
rebozoette sees knees
pinholeF200: I always shoot RAW, even in winter
EWeston: I think one is backwards
rebozoette: absolutely
Nabby: sneeze breeze?
''Bob'': RAW! RAW! RAW!
Johan Amadeus Majetski: They went to Yell together?
EWeston: That's the spirits we have here
rebozoette: cleaning out their heads
EWeston: I remember Zackaria
Cat: this is histerical
Johan Amadeus Majetski: I remember mama...
rebozoette: real to reel
Nabby: definitely "high" art
Beet: Very hard to find a good copy of Zachariah
DJTweeny: sure making me chuckle :-)
Cat: i saw it with a buddy in a double bill with the harder they come. could not get stoned enough to actually enjoy zach.
EWeston: Life with Pappa
Cat: harder was great
Nabby: Where's poppa?
rebozoette: hoo rah
EWeston: It played in Kalispell Montana, of all places
Nabby: Who's Peggy?
EWeston: Still in the oven, I hope.
DJTweeny: ops, forgot to change the topic
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
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EWeston: We had a topic???
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Papa's out with his brand new bag...
DJTweeny: a non-topical topic
pinholeF200: the topic of capricorn
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Beet: A kid's dreamworld in comix. Loved 'em.
EWeston: 10 four Elenore!
rebozoette: talk amongest yourselves
Merlyn: My brother had a bunch of EC horror comics
EWeston: Then we attack Russia in the late Fall
Beet: . . . when you're not anywhere at all.
pinholeF200: they're covering some bad ground
rebozoette: how can you
EWeston: A few infantry charges, and there you go
Cat: this is great, tween. i have to listen this more
Cat: put out the firesign
DJTweeny: it is :)
Cat: we willl, next year
Beet: I think the guy has asked 2 questions.
Cat: finally
rebozoette: wow mind disintegrating
Cat: my next collage after part two of pep pills will be firesgn/dylan on drugs
rebozoette: get the wet vac
EWeston: LSD is being rehabilitated
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
Beet: . . . in 20 minutes.
Cat: i wish he had done that.
EWeston: Twenty bucks, a cheap suit, and see yah.
Cat: i was playing firesign on canadain radio in those days.
Nabby: oh, Canada...
EWeston: Austin said once they were attacking the language
Beet: This is a cool analysis of what they do.
Nabby: language doesn't have a chance with FT after it
Nabby: Thank you Tweeny!
EWeston: Yah good fun sionara all
Cat: suddenly, canada' a great place.
Beet: Enjoyed this a bunch. Thanks to all of you for being here. Thanks, Tween G'Nite.
Merlyn: thanks tweenerino
Nabby: Thanks Cat!
''Bob'': Thanks, Tweeny! Thanks, Cat!
Nabby: Thanks Merl!
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Thanks for the laugh & nyuks, everyone!
rebozoette: Beet Cat DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Majetski Merlyn Nabby pinholeF200 rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween ''Bob'' llanwydd Captain Equinox Johan Amadeus Myjetski shoes for the dead thanks cat and tweenie always a hoot
Merlyn: and thanks cat
pinholeF200: See ya later fireheads, thanks for the fun
Cat: sgt pep pills 2 next week, y'all
Beet: Thanks Cat
DJTweeny: Great job, Cat :)
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| pinholeF200 dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's pinholeF200?! It's 10:57 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:58 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs rebozoette by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Nabby: Night all!
Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Cat leaves at 10:58 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| At 10:59 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| "Hey DJTweeny!" ... DJTweeny turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:59 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Majetski - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nabby - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
Captain Equinox
Cat
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!)
Johan Amadeus Majetski
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Nabby
pinholeF200
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead

URL References:
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=jf-ln
http://imgur.com/RjslYr3
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://seemreal.com/
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
www.planetproctor.com
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
http://www.seemreal.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_Thru_Inner_Space
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reckoning_%28Grateful_Dead_album%29
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw