Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
04/28/2016

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 28, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:45 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| 7:45 PM: DJTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Joe Walsh)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Ahmed close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:54 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
DJTweeny: Hi Ahmed
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'EWeston', just granted probation at 8:57 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Cease inside, makes a note of the time (8:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Johan Amadeus Myjetski', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
EWeston: G'day, nite or, find another option
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Cease: Hi all
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
||||||||| Nabby sneaks in around 8:58 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm down, trailing clouds o' glorying!
Nabby: Hello seekers
EWeston: Cease an JAM is hear
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and rebozoette waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Hi Cease, Johan, Nabby
EWeston: Nabby
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ''Bob'' close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Nabby: Hey Tweeny
Nabby: Hi reboz
rebozoette: Ahmed Cease DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Nabby hello all and tweenie thanks for the giggles
Nabby: EW
''Bob'': Hey all!
Nabby: Joh & Ahmed & "B"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 28, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTweeny: Hi Bob
EWeston: Good thing time keeps everything from happening at once, Rebozeette and Bob
rebozoette: hi is that nabby and ew and bob
Nabby: waves
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Nabby: positive waves
rebozoette: laugh at them before they
''Bob'': Just sitting here grading papers...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greetings all!
rebozoette waves and winks
''Bob'': HONK! HONK!
EWeston: Negative pouts
Nabby: Helloooo
rebozoette: or mr on sunday
Nabby: Spin Those Bits
||||||||| 9:02 PM: Sepatu untuk mati jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
rebozoette: oh yeah
||||||||| "9:02 PM? 9:02 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Sepatu untuk mati: howdy
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:02 PM and Beet waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Beet: Hi guys!
DJTweeny: Hi Sepatu
Merlyn: hay awl
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn, Beet
Nabby: Jello Sep & Merlyn & Beet
Sepatu untuk mati: disguised as an Indonesian tonite
Sepatu untuk mati: hey merl and Beet
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “COUSINS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/'
EWeston: What an interesting place to wear a feather
Beet: Het, Tween, Jello, Merl. Nab
Nabby is dressed like a turnip
''Bob'': I thought maybe you spelled your name backwards.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Septum, beet
Beet: Hi Sepatu
Beet: Hi JAM
rebozoette: etteozober
''Bob'': I tame cute new apes.
Nabby: This is really strange Tweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Septum, darn this anticipatory typing thingy
rebozoette: this is funny cheddar sharp and ,ild
EWeston: Usually called being Gronk
Sepatu untuk mati: zober or sober?
Nabby: Where's Cat?
Nabby: Cease is nearby?
DJTweeny: Cease is here
Cease: i'm here for a few minutes
DJTweeny: headed out?
Beet: This is different
Nabby: Howdy
rebozoette: nino is slowly moving me cross country
EWeston: Shake it!
Nabby: MoNTaGe
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “LUCY IN THE SKY WITH FIRESIGN”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/'
rebozoette: not more than three times ew
rebozoette: ann margrock shook it
Beet: Beatles never cease to be amazing
Cease: i thought that song from Bride resembled the Patty Duke theme and the great parodies SCTV did with it, so I put them together a few days ago.
Sepatu untuk mati: my fave Beatles album
DJTweeny: yeah, it does Cat
rebozoette: good one cat
EWeston: An keep the srirrerer on the safe. Were its safe
Cease: i'll be doing the whole Sgt Pepper like this.
DJTweeny: wouldn't surprise me if Patty Duke was the inspiration for that FST bit
DJTweeny: cool, Cat
Cease: thjis is from an album I got in the early 60s, Charlie Brown and Lucy.
Nabby: Brown shoes
EWeston: Wolfman Jsck?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
''Bob'': Creepiest Charlie Brown ever.
Cease: Charlie Brown Shoes don't make it.
''Bob'': Jimmy Carl Black not Wolfman Jack
''Bob'': He's the Indian in the group.
DJTweeny: lol Bob
DJTweeny: I remember that one
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good ol' brown shoe!
Cease: mixing beatles with other beatles
Cease: Looseners in the sky with diamonds
''Bob'': I want a love that's right.
DJTweeny: sounds like a bad idea
Cease: a taste of little richard
Beet: lol cease
Nabby: flange it, boys
EWeston: Another Brown shoed square. Looking for the Mort of night
''Bob'': Which taste? Tutti Frutti?
Cease: this from a tv show i found on youtube, about the discovery of the proto-human Lucy.
EWeston: Oh Rudie
Beet: Lucille
rebozoette: monkey stuff
Cease: She was called Lucy because her discoverer was listening to Lucy in the sky with Diamonds at tht time.
Nabby: Lucy and Licky
Sepatu untuk mati: other apes "no thanks, we'll stay apes"
DJTweeny: I did not know that.......
''Bob'': All up against the wall of science!
DJTweeny: lol Sepatu
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Never mix beer with wine, acid with silly-sibin, nor... I forget
EWeston: Coming down from the trees was a mistake
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Deputy Dang into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:13 PM, then departs.
Deputy Dang: Listening tonight, but won't be in the chat. :-(
Beet: Cool, Cat
Nabby: chattercat!
Sepatu untuk mati: great Cat!
||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 9:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Beet: Hey, Dang
llanwydd: howdy
EWeston: DD take off your pants and relax
Sepatu untuk mati: hey dang
rebozoette: YEAH thanks cat
Cease: hi llan
Nabby: three cheers for Ronnie
Sepatu untuk mati: heyllan
Deputy Dang: I'm conquering dinosaurs. Need my pants! :-)
Nabby: Hey llan
rebozoette claps
''Bob'': Beatles and Firesign were made for each other.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Firesign's “FIGHTING CLOWNS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out FIGHTING CLOWNS at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln'
Cease: i might have We're All Bergmans on This Bus by next week.
Nabby: bozos unite
EWeston: Hi Ilan
Nabby: indeed "B"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Every time I fight clowns, I die laughing
Deputy Dang: Fighting Clowns was the last vinyl album they produced that I bought.
Cease: i'm waiting to get Peter Bergman's single Attention Convention, which he released while still in high school.
Sepatu untuk mati: the Beatles were the Firesign of music
EWeston: Shy dinisaurs?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey, Llan!
Nabby: punch em in the beezer!
rebozoette: smith smithe
Nabby: lol
Cease: true enough, sepatu
Deputy Dang: Bitey dinosaurs, on the lookout for nibbly bits!
Deputy Dang: ttyl
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “FIGHTING CLOWNS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
||||||||| At 9:16 PM, Deputy Dang vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Sepatu untuk mati: Dang gone
llanwydd: that was their original idea, sepatu, but they weren't nearly as popular
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Shades of nick cave, sounds like
EWeston: Considerring some ate live trees. There's not much they didn't bite
Sepatu untuk mati: they don't have a chatroom either
Nabby: some parts are edible
''Bob'': This album never goes out of style
DJTweeny: That'll put some fiber in your diet
llanwydd: lol
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
llanwydd: hey tween!
EWeston: Lignum helps build stiff bodies 13 different ways
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
Sepatu untuk mati: helps toy bark too
Sepatu untuk mati: you
rebozoette: toy trees
''Bob'': RUSKIE POW!
Nabby: pow!
EWeston: Geology is just physics with some trees planted on it
rebozoette: shoot sst and missed
rebozoette: what?
Cease: i thought this might go well with Lucy. Maybe not.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
EWeston: Ampere hears all
DJTweeny: I'm enjoying it, Cease :)
DJTweeny: Their most musical album
Cease: yeah it is the most musical Firesign album
Nabby: psst
DJTweeny: Nabby's leaking
EWeston: Tapping is occurring
''Bob'': I don't buy it. Girls aren't nearly as exciting as nuclear arms.
Cease: and their original idea was to be the Beatles of comedy.
Nabby: Great album art
DJTweeny: lol Bob
Sepatu untuk mati: maple syrple
rebozoette: catherwood add air to nabby
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to rebozoette and inquires "Did you want me?"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s newsletter “PLANET PROCTOR” at www.planetproctor.com
EWeston: Now we can turn it into wine!
llanwydd: yes, cat. I mentioned that a moment ago. whether or not they succeeded is a matter of opinion
Nabby: catherwood get it together
||||||||| Catherwood gets it together.
Cease: i had a deep fried atichoke with maple syrup at a restaurant recently.
llanwydd: which one is ringo?
Cease: it was astonishingly good, and i dont like maple syrup.
DJTweeny: interesting combination
EWeston: He's a little taller
Sepatu untuk mati: sounds different, Cat
Nabby: which one is billy?
Cease: new vegetarian restaurant.
rebozoette: anything is better with syrup cat
EWeston: I was thinking of something to get you sauced and diabetic at the same time
llanwydd: I had deep fried artichoke hearts for the first time only recently. with ranch dressing, not syrup
llanwydd: I was quite impressed
rebozoette: so much work for the addictive buggers
Nabby: nukes are very undude
EWeston: Throw away all the money we spent on the nuclear handgrenade?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right, Nabby! The Dude disapproves of nukes
Beet: A lackluster president.
llanwydd: that's what we need
Sepatu untuk mati: fer shur
Nabby: zactly Joh
Sepatu untuk mati: wow
rebozoette: starie
llanwydd: what this country needs is a lackluster leader
Sepatu untuk mati: whatever
Cease: one of the few firesign forays into jazz, sort of.
Beet: Oh, wow.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
Nabby: hot stuff
DJTweeny: they do some lounge music on EOBE
Cease: i'm surprised kato kaylen isn't in the tub.
''Bob'': FAR OUT
Nabby: lol
Beet: Hello NSA guy.
DJTweeny: Cease, have you seen The Big Short?
''Bob'': I think this was one of the first FT cuts I ever heard. Still love it.
EWeston: Totaly
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Cease: just watched it. great flick.
DJTweeny: yes it is
DJTweeny: entertaining and informative
Cease: very well done.
DJTweeny: The Big Short - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1596363/
DJTweeny: I recommend it to all
Cease: i had watched bourdain start his new season on cnn on sunday, then there he was again in the big short.
DJTweeny: a fun movie, and a really good layman's explanation of how the real estate crash happened
Beet: Those guys depicted in the movie were pretty slick.
rebozoette: wil farrell
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:31 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from New York."
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Cease: hi El
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Elayne!
Beet: E!
EWeston: MZ Elayne
Elayne: DocTech sends greetings to all!
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
Nabby: Hi Elayne
Cease: great to hear.
Elayne: He and I had a wonderful time watching the turtle. And he was big. And he was the biggest he had seen. And so were his fiery balls.
rebozoette: hi e
Sepatu untuk mati: my won't focus tonite, se ya, gonna listen out. Park it and Lock it!
Elayne: Seriously, it was turtles all the way up, they hung the monster from the ceiling.
DJTweeny: later, Sepatu
Elayne: But Titanosaurus ... wow, everything the publicity said it would be. Really, really impressive.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Beet: See ya, Sep
Nabby: bbye Sep
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
llanwydd: nite sepatu
rebozoette: great pic of the musem e
Elayne: Bye Sepatu!
Nabby: cool lil record
EWeston: A beeg turkle then
Elayne: Oh Cat, DocTech reminded me where Lili was. Out in San Fran visiting her brother.
Elayne: Yeah, DocTech and I were mightily impressed. That was us in the corner of the Titanosaurus room.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Reminds me of Zappa's Cruzin' With Rubén & the Jets
Cease: aha
Elayne: And I'm not kidding, there was a "before the beginning' educational film playing at the other end of the room!
Nabby: camel snot
rebozoette: lol e
Nabby: lol
Elayne: In the late devouring period, fish became obnoxious That sort of thing.
EWeston: Did they have a turtle falling off a log?
Cease: i love museums.
Elayne: I wish I'd remembered the whole bit, DocTech and I would have recited the entire thing to each other in that hall.
Elayne: No EWeston, as I said the giant turtle fossil was suspended from the ceiling.
Elayne: I must say, the fourth floor of the AMNH was the only one that impressed me.
rebozoette: cool would love to go there again e
EWeston: I was thinking of the video
Elayne: We went down to floor 2 and it was all "Civilization Ho!" dioramas
Elayne: Rather unsettling when you can see actual animals, alive and moving and everything, right in the Bronx Zoo.
Nabby: pork?
Elayne: Rebozoette, I can get in free as my company is a corporate patron. Drop me a line when you want to go and I'll meet you there!
Elayne: Short express bus ride for me.
rebozoette: ha ha but kids love that spot e
Cease: i had the same sensation when i was eating fish in vegas after visiting the aquarium in Mandalay Bay.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
rebozoette: oh that would be wonderful e but I am in NC
Elayne: Oh my Grid, there were SO MANY STROLLERS!!!
Elayne: I mean, it was really hard to walk around there without tripping over one.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Nabby: let's all go
Elayne: Bummer, Reboz!
rebozoette: Yeah man Nabby
Elayne: Group Firesign trip to see the Titanosaurus! DocTech will drive! :)
EWeston: The British Museum was my last sojurn in a museum
rebozoette: I was up there last year don't know when I will go back
Elayne: Seriously, we were fine with the bus, it picks us up a block from our apartment and drops us off right at the museum. But he insisted on driving.
Nabby: hooray!
Elayne: Oh, and we found a decent sushi place. At least Doc and I thought so. Robin, not so much.
rebozoette: temptin e very temptin
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “FIGHTING CLOWNS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
EWeston: The car was called The Little Bastard
DJTweeny: That's John Mellencamp's nickname
EWeston: Never take him for a drive
Cease: i wonder if thats austin on guitar
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Can we presume there was a big bastard somewhere around?
DJTweeny: or Jeff Baxter
DJTweeny: Baxter was on this album
rebozoette: medium bastard
Cease: indeed
EWeston: The guy who didn't give Dean the right of way
Elayne: Ah, you're back to listening mode. Dont have my iTunes turned on, so I'll have to pass. Next week, all!
||||||||| At 9:43 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
DJTweeny: be well, E
Nabby: Baxter the govt. missile scientist
Cease: by El.
rebozoette: bye e take care
Beet: Bye Elayne.
Nabby: Take care Elayne
EWeston: Enjoy your area Elayne. It has a lot to offer
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite E!
Nabby: Lounge vamp
Beet: Whatever
rebozoette: there ya go
''Bob'': THIS IS GROUND ZERO HEROES!
rebozoette: not even the fallout zoned
''Bob'': We play this track a lot on WCNI aka "Ground Zero Radio". :)
EWeston: Serious strategic site Merin county
''Bob'': Conveniently located near the Sub Base and the USCG Academy.
rebozoette: countoff bozos
Beet: They forgot to mention the Beners
EWeston: Hell there's a sub base in Idaho
DJTweeny: sounds like a red circle on somebody's map
Cease: OK, that's all for me tonight. Hope to have something new for y'all next week.
Beet: There they were. Sorry
rebozoette: nite cat and thanks again
Nabby: Take care Cat & thanks for MoNTaGeS
EWeston: Thanx Cease enjoy the week
DJTweeny: Have a good evening, Cat
''Bob'': See ya Cease
Cease: Bye all.
DJTweeny: and thanks...
||||||||| 9:49 PM -- Cease left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Beet: Thanks for the mix, Cease. G'Nite.
Nabby: thanks Tweeny must hit the road
Nabby: take care all!
''Bob'': Thinking of Carter today, what with the whole selective service thing going on...
DJTweeny: nite Nabby
Beet: Nite Nab
EWeston: Nite Nabby
rebozoette: bye nabby
DJTweeny: What's going on with that, Bob?
''Bob'': A bill passed the house requiring women to register too, just like Carter originally proposed.
DJTweeny: Ah, thought I saw something like that in the news
DJTweeny: not good news
Beet: Amie for President.
EWeston: Bet the house GOP stumbled to do this
Beet: Better than Hillary
''Bob'': Maybe there will finally be some pressure to get rid of the draft. I mean "registration". Once and for all.
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
rebozoette: abd still get less pay for same job
''Bob'': It was Democrats mostly, and they didn't expect it to actually pass -- but enough Republicans voted for it, so now they're all confused. ;)
EWeston: There are problem with an all volunteer armed force
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Peter Bergman's “TRUE CONFESSION OF THE REAL WORLD”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check Out TRUE CONFESSIONS At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv'
Beet: HI Pete
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from the DOMM Dear Friends Broadcast Series “THE HARRY YAGODA SHOW”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ'
EWeston: Formerly The Fire Rock Theater
Beet: You know, guys, I have some errands to run so I'm going to sign out. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. D;Nite.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Nite Beet
EWeston: Bye Beet
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
''Bob'': Beat it, Beet!
EWeston: What a blast
''Bob'': I don't truck with religion.
rebozoette: bullets that have been blessed
''Bob'': Speaking of which, tomorrow is Good Friday. I wonder how many students will see that as a good reason to sleep in. ;)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pass them
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: pass the lord and praise the ammunition
''Bob'': No, wait. It's Holy Friday. Different thing. But any excuse.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:04 PM and llanwydd sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Good Friday was last month, Bob
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
rebozoette: better than number two
''Bob'': It's the eastern version.
EWeston: Would you rather go into a restroom with a priest, or a transexual?
llanwydd: terrifone
llanwydd: I woudn't want one of those
''Bob'': I still don't get how good friday and easter can happen before passover...
EWeston: Will you take two?
llanwydd: two different religions
''Bob'': Both safer than a congressman, EWeston.
EWeston: True dat
EWeston: Personaly I've never thought of restrooms as great social hubs
''Bob'': Well, they were back in middle school, when everyone was hanging out, escaping class...
rebozoette: when ya gotta go
''Bob'': Stan Freberg!
llanwydd: I don't remember ever skipping class but I skipped recess a lot
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
rebozoette: NC UGH
EWeston: The lockeroom was a social hub. I missed the restroom sene
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Show your genitals and your birth certificate every time you pee...
EWeston: Already been a sene or two with FTM people.
llanwydd: this sketch is not politically correct for a contemporary audience
''Bob'': I don't care who I'm sharing the bathroom with as long as they're not sitting there talking on their cellphone. I mean, seriously?
llanwydd: not that it IS for a contemporary audience
DJTweeny: llan, I doubt they were ever concerned with being 'politically correct' ;)
llanwydd: I'm sure of that, tween
llanwydd: I'm glad they weren't
rebozoette: kabuki
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They seemed to be making fun of PC whenever they were being PC
EWeston: Everthing was fair game, including them
llanwydd: how big is a pellet?
rebozoette: so desu ne
EWeston: Well theirs deer sized pellets and hamster sized pellets
llanwydd: dejeune?
rebozoette: so so sos
llanwydd: what about a hemp sized pellet
EWeston: Male or female plant?
rebozoette: clump of stump
DJTweeny: the scuzzy crowd? didn''t know they had SCSI back then
llanwydd: clump of stump? sounds like a kind of cabbage soup
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''Bob'': They had it, but they had to terminate it.
DJTweeny: *rimshot*
EWeston: Running the SCSI to ground
''Bob'': There are a lot of things about old computers I miss, but SCSI is not one of them.
EWeston: Never mistake a cabbage soup pellet for a hemp pellet
llanwydd: lol
EWeston: Its still there. They just don't tell you
''Bob'': Well, it's been fun folks, but I've got an early class to teach... Thanks, as always, Tweeny!
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
EWeston: G'by Bob
DJTweeny: Nite Bob
DJTweeny: and you're welcome :)
rebozoette: not all pellets react the same llan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I gotta see a hedgehog about a..., well, I gotta go.
rebozoette: bye bob
EWeston: Some are bipolar
DJTweeny: Nite Johan
rebozoette: bye johan
EWeston: A pleasant eve JAM
llanwydd: nite bob. nite joh
rebozoette: isn't everything ew
rebozoette: chopsuey
EWeston: Actually no per my recent reading on genetics
rebozoette: lol
EWeston: Life is a strange thing. I'm enjoying reading of some of the details involved
rebozoette: boogaloo
DJTweeny plays The Moodies "Isn't Life Strange" for EW
EWeston: Fortunatly here's a handy speedy cruiser boat!
DJTweeny: Ohm On The Range, the resistance movement
llanwydd: well, I must be going.. probably see you next week
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:36 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
rebozoette: bye llan
EWeston: Won't you scram my reactor?
rebozoette: core the core
rebozoette: speak engrish troo[
rebozoette: p
EWeston: Safety Critical Reactor Axe Man was the formal title
rebozoette: nuke guitar
DJTweeny: Now I know why Cat left lol
EWeston: It was a guy with an axe. He'd chop a rope that dropped a moderator on the reactor
rebozoette: lol
EWeston: More sophisticated mechanisms were developed
rebozoette: the blow en up chord
EWeston: E bent
rebozoette: lol
rebozoette: lick the frogs
EWeston: Not if they eat termites. I'm termite intolerant
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
rebozoette: hot tub fun
EWeston: The frogs can find their own hot tub
rebozoette: play back the playback
EWeston: It cheats
rebozoette: tree frogs soup
DJTweeny: give the nice paisley horsey some soup
EWeston: Disolves 100 times it weight in excess reality
DJTweeny: heheh
rebozoette: save the tail till the end
EWeston: Call your party supplier today
rebozoette: rode hard
EWeston: Then concentrated
rebozoette: the frogs are taking over they droppin like flies
EWeston: Pretending to be salamanders, the rats!
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
rebozoette: thanks ew or it would be me and mr lol
EWeston: I'm enjoying a break from wood working
rebozoette: they have giant salamanders in Japan
rebozoette: man glitter saw dust
EWeston: I have small ones. Not very sociable
rebozoette: found one in my bathroom
DJTweeny: Whatcha workin' on, FW?
DJTweeny: *EW
EWeston: Some mahogany. Being ravaged, or vice versa, by hand
EWeston: I'm carving a bass guitar body
DJTweeny: cool :-)
EWeston: A Les Paul style body
DJTweeny: excellent
rebozoette: nice
EWeston: The arch of the body is trucky
EWeston: Tricky too
DJTweeny: as oppposed to vanny?
rebozoette: make it up as ya go along
EWeston: O could carve one of those, but I'm thinking an SR-71 shape, of I suvive this one
EWeston: Eve evining to all survivors
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:57 PM and late as usual, it's Deputy Dang, just back from Funfun Town."
rebozoette: DJTweeny EWeston nite and thanks tweenie
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
Deputy Dang: Thanks for the great time, Cat and DJTweeny!
DJTweeny: wb Deputy
DJTweeny: back in time for the finish :)
Deputy Dang: I actually stayed awake for the whole show tonight.
||||||||| Deputy Dang hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Deputy Dang?! It's 10:59 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again...
||||||||| "Hey Rufus_T_Firetween!" ... Rufus_T_Firetween turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:00 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| At 11:00 PM, DJTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "11:02 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ahmed - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sepatu untuk mati - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nabby - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Sepatu untuk mati

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