||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 31, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Unhappy: Finnius plummets into the garden at 3:15 PM. Unhappy: Finnius: input instructions now ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Finnius falls out at 3:17 PM. Unhappy: Finnius: error: duplicate program running Finnius: error: duplicate program Finnius: Initiate Program: Operation Mindfuck Unhappy: Finnius: Program initiated...Running... Finnius: worker lockout =true Unhappy: Finnius: lockout accepted Finnius: shutdown Unhappy: Finnius: shutting down... ||||||||| "3:21 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Unhappy: Finnius, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles. ||||||||| Finnius leaves at 3:25 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "6:54 PM and late as usual, it's Finnius, just back from Billville." Finnius: "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Finnius: /me swims in ||||||||| At 6:59 PM, Finnius vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Finnius', just granted probation at 7:13 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Finnius: test for links Finnius:https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=77BF974F60EF52B!6997&authkey=!ANX0W8TARPtk114&ithint=folder%2cPNG Finnius: /quit ||||||||| "7:15 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Finnius, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes. ||||||||| "7:56 PM? 7:56 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits on the divan. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sneaks in around 7:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| 7:57 PM: Finnius jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" Finnius: good hello dear friends...and ying tong DJTweeny: Hi Finnus DJTweeny: streams go up in 1/2 hour DJTweeny: Music a few minutes after Finnius: yep Finnius: question: has the plan to reprint all the old stuff been put on hiatus...? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Not at all Finnius: i dunno if firesign was going to do i...or firezine...this was a few years back DJTweeny: Doc Technical is building a new Download Store DJTweeny: alot of the old stuff is now available again on CD Finnius: i have an archive...if anything is needed. I assume FT has most masters DJTweeny: Yeah, I think they're pretty well set Finnius: looks like a lot of the stuff i had is the same as TimmMccoy DJTweeny: is there anything in particular you were loking for? Finnius: how about the tirebiter series? im still missing 1 of those...grrrr DJTweeny: *looking Finnius:https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=77BF974F60EF52B!6997&authkey=!ANX0W8TARPtk114&ithint=folder%2cPNG DJTweeny: Have you Friended Taylor Jessen on FB? Finnius: those are pics of my archive...check it out..if anything is needed i can dump the files in the onedrive... DJTweeny: He's their official archivist Finnius: no i haven't DJTweeny: Would be good to compare notes with him Finnius: i will have to do that...does he happen to show up here on chat nights? DJTweeny: on occasion DJTweeny: his nick here is SiddFudd Finnius: i figured i would offer what i have...i certainly wouldnt burn this stuff and try to sell it... Finnius: and i was thinking of dumping the OOP stuff on internet archive DJTweeny: They would not like that ;) DJTweeny: let me get you Taylor's email addy Finnius: thats why i asked if they were going to redo the audio ...i dont want to put up anything that is currently available...or soon to be Finnius: ill search him on FB now... Finnius: lol i figure i found him on FB...hes friends with 2 of mine....tim maloney and andre perkowski Finnius: tim and i were going to do a project together...and andre is sending me some pro-shot masters of negativland tour...hopefully DJTweeny: kewl Finnius: got the emal...ya i'll shoot him a messge Finnius: earthlink...lol DJTweeny: Yes, please do DJTweeny: don't laugh, I know people who are still using AOL Finnius: doh closed wrong window Finnius: lol ...maybe he's still using mosaic for a browser DJTweeny: heheh Finnius: hope you dont mind...i used a backdoor on Catherwood to initiate a program earlier today... ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Finnius and asks "Did you need me?" ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Finnius: Catherwood: Flip Flop ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Finnius and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" DJTweeny: We all play with Catherwood :) ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside DJTweeny and yells "Stop typing gibberish, DJTweeny!" DJTweeny: Catherwood, be nice ||||||||| Catherwood says "I thought I was!" Finnius: ya i been here before...you wouldn't remember me tho... Finnius: not consistant enuff...work graveyards so when im leaving ..this party is just starting DJTweeny: Probably been a while Finnius: yar DJTweeny: that sux Finnius: meh...it pays the rent and food DJTweeny: yep, have to do whatever pays the bills Finnius: day off today...finally..so here i am.. DJTweeny: cool :) Finnius: so how old are most of you? hopefully around my age.. Finnius: im 52...grew up in LA and SD...so i was shit-deep in kpfk ..discordians...dr. demento...etc etc DJTweeny: I'm 61 Finnius: good...lol DJTweeny: Cat (Ishikawa) in the chat lived in L.A. when they were live on the radio DJTweeny: Yes, most of us are Boomers ;) Finnius: ya i seen her page... DJTweeny: Cat also has extensive archives DJTweeny: he Finnius: kk Finnius: i grabbed a few radio archives from a couple stations...what was available anyway... Finnius: tried to get more oz stuff... DJTweeny: nice Finnius: so i have to assume you all are big on python...goons...over the edge....etc ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: love python DJTweeny: many goons lovers here as well Finnius: each 'troupe' were quirky genius' ... Finnius: nothing i gravitate to better than funny intelligence...lol DJTweeny: You're in the right place :) ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Finnius: i will have to say that i prollly wont be making quotes all the time...it shouldn't be a point of showing what you can parrot out..but what you can say with original thought thats funny Finnius: daddy..whats dial-up? what is paper? ||||||||| Finnius hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Finnius?! It's 8:31 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" DJTweeny: A 'book'? What's that? ||||||||| Finnius enters at 8:31 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn. Finnius: ok how the hell do i remove the 'msgs' script off the chat window ||||||||| "Hey Finnius!" ... Finnius turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:35 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... DJTweeny: Go to the pop-up window and select the blank line ||||||||| Outside, the 8:36 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving FInn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: that clears the message area DJTweeny: Go to the pop-up window and select the blank line ^^ DJTweeny: Click on the question mark at the bottom right of the page to lear about chat features FInn: hmm nope...lemme try in IE or chrome...im in edge right now DJTweeny: *learn ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Finnius plummets into the garden at 8:38 PM. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Dan Fogelberg) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Finnius: unhappy: finnius DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: What's not working? Finnius: its funny...there's this kid at work...hes late 20's...likes Grateful Dead...but clueless to soo much else around that time... Finnius: he THINKS he's heard of zappa....omg! Finnius: no problems now...i fixed it DJTweeny: before music was made by algorithms ;) Finnius: hah... Finnius: they just just name all new bands 'the zeroes and ones' DJTweeny: in some cases, appropriate Finnius: this is going to be nice...im usually alone...not to many discordians where im at...and i tend to behave irrationally in public (go figure)...so this will be a nice change of pace DJTweeny: kewl :) Finnius: ok if your gonna say 'kewl' you will have to put a dollar in the 'kewl' jar...every time DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: gnarley, dude Finnius: ...to the max ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:48 PM and LadyTaurus5554 bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Finnius: oh its Lady Taurus...bodacious! DJTweeny: Hi Taurus DJTweeny: she's groovy... Finnius: umm...you dont know me...so i figure i would be presumptious LadyTaurus5554: hehehe, wow, that was some trip!!! DJTweeny: Well, aren't you the presumptuous one Finnius: you didn't happen to bring Bacchus with you ...? ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" LadyTaurus5554: yea, been told that! LadyTaurus5554: No I had to eat the rest of the bunch! ||||||||| Beet tiptoes in around 8:51 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Beet: What a nice surprise. I was just looking at a special concert ny Dan Fogelburg that I had taped many years ago from PBS. DJTweeny: Hi Beet Beet: Hi Tween DJTweeny: kewl Finnius: 1 dollar DJTweeny: was about to say, lol LadyTaurus5554: Hi Beet and Tweeny! Beet: Evenin' My Lady DJTweeny: First time here, Lady? LadyTaurus5554: yes Finnius: oh i thought you knew her..im pretty newish too Beet: Welcome DJTweeny: Welcome to our little soiree... LadyTaurus5554: fun already! DJTweeny: Finnius has been here before, but it's been a while Beet: And Howdy to Mr. Finnius Finnius: good hello Beet: Love this sobg Beet: song DJTweeny: a fav of mine as well Finnius: so quick recap on me...52yrs old...discordian, into goons, firesign, negativland, python....culture jamming...etc LadyTaurus5554: yes DJTweeny: I was saying to Finn that we're mostly Boomers here Finnius: which is a good thing.... LadyTaurus5554: ever heard of The Conception Corporation? Finnius: i hate trying to explain my sub-references... DJTweeny: I have not Finnius: nope...hit us with it lady ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Beet: kill the fire and turn to the Sun ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston disembarks at 8:57 PM. DJTweeny: Hi EW LadyTaurus5554: comedy album from 60's EWeston: Good evenin Tweeney Beet and some new names Beet: Howdy EW Finnius: my name is old...im the original finn ||||||||| Outside, the 8:57 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving rebozoette coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: It's Lady's first time in the chat DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette rebozoette: u Beet: Hi rebo Finnius: good hello all you figments of my monitor... LadyTaurus5554: Hi rebo... rebozoette: Beet DJTweeny EWeston Finnius LadyTaurus5554 jello alll and tweeenie thanks EWeston: Yow rebozoette. Beet: I assume that Dan is playing this smokin' guitar? Finnius: finn is fine... rebozoette: welcome back to my thursday lol ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and Cease waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: I believe so, Beet LadyTaurus5554: is everybody on the east or west coast? DJTweeny: Hi Cease EWeston: Kittys in DJTweeny: Finn, Cease = Cat who I was talking about earlier rebozoette: nino knows 5554 DJTweeny: an archivist like yourself ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 31, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Finnius: currently east coast...used to live in LA and SD for around 30 years or so ||||||||| Catherwood escorts shoes for the dead in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: Hi Cat Cease: Hi all DJTweeny: Hi shoes shoes for the dead: Howdy Finnius: ahh hi there Cat EWeston: 70 degrees in the Spacific NW DJTweeny: how's the health, shoes? Cease: I'm in Vancouver Finnius: im a hoarder too...lol...20 terabytes and counting ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Nabby plummets into the garden at 9:00 PM. Nabby: What's the buzz? EWeston: Hi Shoes LadyTaurus5554: shoes...love your chat! DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Cease: New folks tonight? rebozoette: hi nabby Beet: Hope you have impruved mr shoes EWeston: An nabbster shoes for the dead: all food thru a tube, can't smoke pot, other than that, ok ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Cease: Indeed, shoes Beet: Greetings Nab DJTweeny: having problems LadyTaurus5554: that's chat name Cease: ok much better than not ok shoes for the dead: hey Nab Finnius: ya t happens tweeny Beet: Sound dropped out Finnius: i tried reloading the m3 but no go Nabby: Hey EW, reboz, Cease, shoezes, Beet, Fin, LadyT & Tweeny rebozoette: sit here in the sitting DJTweeny: Yeah, having issues with tgh server Cease: In the early days of chat, we used to have chatquakes and lose the chat completely, long before there was sound LadyTaurus5554: shoes...love your chat! Finnius: did someone at the server try to use the toaster AND the microwave at the same time? Beet: I have faith in the Tweenster EWeston: Next to a semi circular settee DJTweeny: GETTING AN 'UNKNOWN HOST' ERROR DJTweeny: woeking on it Cease: lol finnius Beet: lol Fin rebozoette: storms abrewin tween? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) inside, makes a note of the time (9:03 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. LadyTaurus5554: hehehe @finnius Finnius: np...take your time...its prolly just a hiccup ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cease: hi genuine shoes for the dead: thanks, 5554 Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Hello dear heads, I mean Friends! Beet: Howdy Hemlock shoes for the dead: Stones! Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Howdy Beet. I hope GMO-free, mind you! EWeston: Stones you snowball! DJTweeny: REBOOTING THE STREAMING COMPUTER Nabby: Hem shoes for the dead: kick it hard Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Hello, EWeston, Cease, Shoes, Nabby! LadyTaurus5554: shoes...love your chat! Cease: reboots for industry! reboots for the dead! EWeston: Get them lectron holes lines up! Nabby: rebbot me, dr ahhh Beet: And then give it a big hug. Good cop bad cop. EWeston: Lined too Nabby: umm Finnius: no threaten it... EWeston: Tell it Ms. Palin will have to talk to it. Nabby: Did you try fresh pork? Beet: Pretty big threat Finnius: or a pantomime horse? LadyTaurus5554: bring out your boots!!! ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn falls out at 9:07 PM. EWeston: A rubber Chicken can be a good stop gap. EWeston: Hi dere Meryl Merlyn: Ronnie Corbett died today Finnius: here we see the live and death struggle between the pantomime horse and the server.... Beet: Hi Merl Nabby: Hey Merlyn Cease: Merl shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn EWeston: Ohh sad to hear that Merlyn: hi hey ho DJTweeny: TALKING TO THE PEOPLE AT RFD rebozoette: pomegranate purple Nabby: yes, sad day for that Merl Cease: sounds like a dope strain, rebo Merlyn: Burn fork 'andles in the window for him Nabby: cannabis cup winner Nabby: Catherwood give everyone cannabis ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone cannabis. rebozoette: just throwing some colorful language out there cat DJTweeny: I'LL KEEP WORKING AT IT FOLKS EWeston: Will the Elmers become unglued again...yep. rebozoette: ty DJTweeny: DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED shoes for the dead: purple prose Nabby: Go Tweeny Go Tweeny Finnius: no problem..i got lots of backup material on my harddrives Nabby: Yay Tweeny Merlyn: We are in virtual Colorado Finnius: hah rebozoette: 2 4 6 8 Nabby: Are we? Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): I have invited my dear, old friend Mark... I mean my patient doctor and biographer, Dr. John Flotsam! rebozoette:tweenie Cease: I was expecting Timm to be here tonight. HIs new Firesign radio show starts tomorrow morning. Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Flotsam, where are you? EWeston: As long as you pick up after him, ok. shoes for the dead: on what station, Cat? Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Hopefully, my old colleague will join us—if not this week, next week! Nabby: Flotson & Jetson? Finnius: oh that reminds me...Residents is having a tour..they are gonna be near me on april 30 !! ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:12 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from New York." Elayne: Evenin' all! Nabby: which dimension is this really reboz Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Sorry, I am having a momentary hallucination! Finnius: i GOTTA go Cease:www.DementedRadio.com shoes for the dead: hey Elayne EWeston: Hie E! Cease: Hi El EWeston: See yah Finn Nabby: oh fine be that way Fin Finnius: dr. demento? rebozoette: meet george Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Have a wonderful week, Finnius! Cease: Thanks for dropping by, Finnius. Cease: Yes Beet: Hello Ms Elayne Nabby: Greetings Elayne LadyTaurus5554: by finn shoes for the dead: see y a finn ||||||||| New notice: '** WE ARE EXPERIENCING ECNIC L DIFFI TIES **' rebozoette: hi e Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): What are your fondest memories from the 1970s? Beet: See you, Finn Finnius: im still here Cease: Timm is involved with the Dr.'s radio empire Nabby: george of the jingle EWeston: Its been that kinda month Tweeny LadyTaurus5554: kewl ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Finnius: did i leave? damn...im the last to know Nabby: Tweak the magic twanger Tween! Cease: My marriage and the birth of my daughter, Genuine. Finnius: Lady you have to put 1 dollar in the 'kewl' jar...sorry its the law Beet: Hem - Music, Firesign and chasing women in Boston Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): You are experiencing Ethic Difficulties, are you? Well, we need to stop this Colonialism and embrace each other! Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Oh, "technical difficulties!" Sorry about that! EWeston: No more nice guy. Release the Kraken! Finnius: kraken rum? yess! Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): EWeston, you said it. DJTweeny: 128k stream back Nabby: Try up-amping the servo-oscillator and pour carrot juice in the holes on top Tween. And yes release the Kraken if need be. Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Did someone say, "More sugar" or am I having another internal movie? Beet: Got it, Tween Finnius: yaa music ty tweeny Nabby: Yep loud & clear Tweeny EWeston: Distilled in deep sea trenches by real Krakens! shoes for the dead: Martha! Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): I think I forget a comma somewhere! Has anyone seen it? Finnius: but its playing backwars... rebozoette: and now for a brief intermission Finnius: oh wait...my screen is upside down...my bad Nabby: well the right channel is backward and the left channel is sideways Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): I don't know what a "Kraken" is? Illuminate me, Illuminati! DJTweeny: 16k stream back EWeston: They never trust you once you've forgotten them shoes for the dead: it's asleep in the corner, Stones
LadyTaurus5554 D Nabby: all streams ready ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Ralph close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. Cease: BDB again? Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): I think we are all Illuminati on this bus! shoes for the dead: oh, scuse me, thats a coma Cease: Ralph Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Shoes, thank you! I found the comma! Finnius: Blumenkraft... LadyTaurus5554: lol EWeston: Lightblub swallowers to the left, please Cease: Hey Merl or El, do you remember when we first started to get sound with these chats? Nabby: I'm glowing like a six finned bloater Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Shoes... yes, am I in a coma -- again? Beet: Hi Ralph rebozoette: if it suits ya comma sutra Cease: More than 10 years ago, maybe? Finnius: i used to be contributor on alt.illuminati....way way back LadyTaurus5554: hehehe Beet: Google Kraken ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Firesign's “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u you can buy ANYTHYNGE at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#ANYTHNPFTFTJ' rebozoette: is that another hot dog joke EWeston: Remember the Coma that attacked Solid State? Nabby: Kraken night shoes for the dead: did you shed some light there, Fin? Nabby: Anything we want too? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies pinholeF200 in through the front door at 9:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Finnius, truth be told, I am not rich enough to be an Illuminati. Cease: Pin EWeston: More hands than a horny sailor shoes for the dead: hey Pin Nabby: everything is another hot dog joke if ya know what I mean reboz Nabby: Hi pin EWeston: Pinman Finnius: heh back in 93/94 we had steve jackson there and we all sorta talking about his version of Principia Discordia that he was making Nabby: hur hur rebozoette: all hands on Beet: Hi pin Finnius: so ya...i shed a little light pinholeF200: Greetins Cease, shoes nabby, EW, Beet shoes for the dead: all hail Eris ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! rebozoette: nabby knows Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): EWeston, I am sorry to hear about the Coma that attacked Solid State. As an admirer of architecture, I have always love the Solid State Building in New York City. (New York State). Finnius: Hail Discordia..... Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Eris, I hail you as per Shoes for the Dead's demand! Nabby: too much ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:22 PM, dragging Ralph by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Doesn't anybody remember the 1970s? The 1960s? shoes for the dead: it was just a sugestion......... Finnius: hmm eris ties in nicely with the hot dog talk.... Cease: Where is Robert Anton Wilson when we need him? DJTweeny: Hi Ralph (an all the people I missed) Finnius: i remember parts of the 70's shoes for the dead: hey ralph Cease: yes and yes, genuine rebozoette: pretty much stones EWeston: There's a new 8 or 9 story building going up in Seattle. Shockingly not a right angle in it! Finnius: i was a 'fry-baby' back in the 70's ;) Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Ah, well Dear Heads. It is time for me to say "Good Night!" You are all the best! Beet: Hem asked and answered rebozoette: its a wiener every time Nabby: Take care Hem EWeston: I hunted submarines from an airplane for the Navy Cease: You got one Frank Gehry and that was enough of that, eh? Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Love to All and All to Love! shoes for the dead: so it grows and shrinks, EW? EWeston: In the sevenites Finnius: take care Cease: The best to you too, Genuine. Finnius: ntmy ||||||||| 9:24 PM -- Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Beet: Right on! Nabby: I haunted submarines on Europa during the war shoes for the dead: be good, Stones Cease: I used this in several collages. Ralph: I still can't play the audio stream anymore -- is there a specific media player I should download from somewhere??? EWeston: I swear they looked at some of my old ink work Nabby: this is great Beet: Night Hemlock Finnius: we are not at war with Europa...we are at war with Oceana...we have always been at war with Oceania Nabby: oldest version of winamp you can find :) EWeston: Nitrogen seas? Cease: useful witches LadyTaurus5554: Is is anyone a fan of the King of Hearts??? Finnius: the old movie french? EWeston: Yes it was part of an excellant evening, on acid, in the seventies Finnius: oh it was very cool movie Nabby: Winamp v2.91 - the sweet spot - DRM-free - free to download but you'll have to search for it LadyTaurus5554: English version about asylum between lines Finnius: i use winamp on my android...is woodamp still around? Nabby: cool, dunno Fin Nabby: Yes EW - nitrogen slushies LadyTaurus5554: stayed up for all night movie fest to see it Nabby: King of Hearts.... I should see it? Finnius: so tweeny did you happen to check out my archive images? Cease: it sounds vaguely familiar Beet: A classic Finnius: king of hearts is good movie...''the lunatics are taking over the asylum'... ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" DJTweeny: not yet, Finn EWeston: Some slow moving submarines then. Finnius: im sure you all have everything i own already..bought or grabbed from internets...but i figure if there is something currently out of print that i have that others dont...i enjoy sharing rebozoette: LOL Nabby: Indeed and the methane sleet just keeps you down, no comforting bubbles either shoes for the dead: Hey NSA guy EWeston: Yes Nabby the film is a lot of fun, even if the villager madfolk fail to keep the solders from shooting each other Finnius: i just bought Duke...so im so happy to update my archives... ||||||||| Outside, the 9:32 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Elmer Ho coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Nabby: Is this the one where folks are released from the asylum? rebozoette: hoorah Cease: speaking of uncle duke, i saw Gonzo on Tuesday night on one of our local stations. quite good pinholeF200: one is nothing! Elmer Ho: Where am I? Finnius: yar nabby EWeston: Seems hardly sporting somehow shoes for the dead: hey elmer LadyTaurus5554: since some were circus performers, they had a opportunity to do what they loved, even for a moment. Nabby: EW, right, I think I did see part of it a lonnnggg time ago, and was prolly stoned EWeston: Yes Nabby, and in the end the protagenist decides to join them Nabby: Cool Fin Cease: you've come unglued, elmer Nabby: Right here Elmer ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Johan Amadeus Myjetski close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:34 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary. Nabby: I'm on it EW, will watch again LadyT Ralph: I still can't play the audio stream anymore -- is there a specific media player I should download from somewhere??? LadyTaurus5554: kewl Cease: JAM Nabby: Hey JAM Finnius: heres my link again to my onedrive..only images..didn't dump anything into public yet. EWeston: The Warden says he's tried of my Elmer Ralph: I'm down, I'm down!! Trailing clouds of glory, I'm down!! pinholeF200: howdy JAM Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greetings, FireHeads! Finnius:https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=77BF974F60EF52B!6997&authkey=!ANX0W8TARPtk114&ithint=folder%2cPNG Ralph: lighting up in celebration EWeston: Hey Jam shoes for the dead: hey JAM Cease: apparently, the term "fireheads" dates to when Phil Austin was hanging out with the Dead, and their various hangers-on Beet: Hi JAM Nabby: Catherwood give Ralph a light ||||||||| Catherwood brings ralph a light. DJTweeny: Hi Johan rebozoette: I see rebozoette: hi c Ralph: thanks for the tit..... er. TIP, Nabby Cease: or he could just curse the darkness shoes for the dead: makes sense, Cat DJTweeny: as similar to Dead Heads, Cease? Cease: yes, tween Nabby: hoot suit? Finnius: brb the cockroaches are trying to steam my alcohol... Nabby: zoot man? Finnius: steal! dammit rebozoette: lol shoes for the dead: but there were no phish heads tho Ralph: if that be Hell, toot (snort) at Fate! Nabby: And so confused, I crossed my eyes.... Finnius: barnes and barnes? Cease: only in the proctor and bergman play Clark Wintergreen, shoes DJTweeny: Haven't played Wintergreen in a while, will have to put that in the lineup soon Finnius: oh mayb one of you have something im looking for... hold on Nabby: when are Philip and David stopping by sometime Tweeny? ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: when they have something to say, nab
cohol bomb, Bust em! Nabby: Good pernt Cat DJTweeny: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln
rebozoette pinky dinkie Beet: Amazingly, I don't think I have heard this fleshed-out version before. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: Inkie dinkie do Finnius: im missing a couple recordings from Ossmans 'tirebiter' collection. I have christmas carol, radiodaze, new mexican overdrive, radio follies... Cease: you have most of them, fin Finnius: ya but you understand obsessiveness...right? Finnius: lol shoes for the dead: small afro? EW? DJTweeny: ** New David Ossman book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” now available at >> http://davidossman.com Cease: he was here promoting it last month Nabby: I got a fro and saw ball lightning on the same day - 1977 Finnius: im looking for 'ronald reagon murder case...' Nabby: trippy EWeston: No that was my brother. The first Afro in Montana maybe Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A red-letter day, Nabs? rebozoette: dry the words on that line Nabby: you betcha JAM shoes for the dead: that's what happens when you ball lightning, Nab Cease: lol shoes ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Nabby: one of my aunties who gave me the perm saw the plasma thingy too EWeston: Industrial strength condoms? Beet: T just ordered the CD of this rebozoette: shocking the straight back to your hair Nabby: ahh yes I burnt it in fact shoes Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That was along about the same time I gave up, cut the souls from my shoes, sat in a tree and learned to play the flute ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: ** Firesign Theatre books - http://www.bearmanormedia.com/firesign-theatre DJTweeny: Finn ^^ Nabby: fortunately "it" regenerated like a planaria Finnius: checking now EWeston: I tried JAM but soon discovered I was hard wood intollerant DJTweeny: Cool, Beet ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Ralph: if that be Hell, toot (snort) at Fate! ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, literally, E! Finnius: aha...and i thought it was audio... ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Nabby: this culture is high if you ask me EWeston: Aromatic fer shur Finnius: culture? where? shoes for the dead: cannabis youghurt Ralph: could be Nabby: GREAT choice Tween Nabby: lol EW rebozoette: kites are fun yeah kites are fun DJTweeny: Thanks, Nabby :) Nabby: really a treat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Of course, Nabby, else why have to split the key with the sound man? Finnius: im starting to freak out...i been here almost an hour and Deputy Dan hasn't found me yet... Ralph: you girls fight it out amongst yourselves... EWeston: You call that a bridge!? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, Finn, you didn't follow the balls when they made the street... Finnius: lol DJTweeny: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Be sure not the follow the balls when they make the street…. Nabby: You call that a key? Finnius: so when did tweeny become a spam-bot? Ralph: this is really good shit, Mz. Presskey Johan Amadeus Myjetski: there's an echo in here... EWeston: D minus, my mothers favorite Finnius: its all in your head johan shoes for the dead: echo in here Rufus_T_Firetween: Actually, that's usually miy job, Finn ;) rebozoette: echo Nabby: echo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, and it always has been Ralph: E=Fb DJTweeny: Rufus can't get at his notes this evening Finnius: ahh so tweeny is picking up your slack? Rufus_T_Firetween: indeed he is Nabby: All Power to Nobody ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If you don't C#, you'll Bb… EWeston: Yes Ralph them chords is tricky bastids rebozoette: president of your own property Nabby: I prefer C7 flat 5 flat 9 augmented 6 sus 4 hit it Jimmy EWeston: I can make a D minor into a C major, but that's just me. rebozoette: all in a chord Finnius: i never heard of any of those albums nabby... Nabby: well they're not very good I can tell you that Finnius: oh much like my B movie collection... EWeston: Contract oblivated outputs Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I like all them Fibbern Achi chords, & his brother Libber Achi... Nabby: Five Flats by The Augmented Six is considered an anti-classic Nabby: lol JAM EWeston: Shakespear invented the sunken living room! Nabby: oh happy lumps Finnius: weren't they listed on Nurse with Wounds' Finnius: yes ! Finnius: THE list Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I used to enjoy playing in three flats, but I got thrown out of the last one Nabby: the nurth? EWeston: Or his brother George rebozoette: lumpy on the beav Nabby: lol Nabby: frank bank EWeston: I like three flats. One for each foot Finnius: i was going to make a comment about 'foot-longs'...but i decided against it.... Nabby: can I film it EW for You Tube viral Elmer Ho: a question if it please pinholeF200: EW, the waltz must be your dance Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Makes a whole yard, eh, E? Elmer Ho: should a returning deceased war veteran buy "Marching To Shibboleth" shoes for the dead: ask away! Nabby: you can say anything here that the NSA will allow - watch out for full erasure Ralph: E=Fb EWeston: I praise the day the four one fell off Ralph: this is very graphic Beet: A large collection of double entendre shoes for the dead: yes, Elmer EWeston: fouth um ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Nabby: E=MC5 EWeston: Maybe fourth, maybe knot rebozoette: back to back Beet: Hello to NSA guy Ralph: carpet balming ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd disembarks at 10:00 PM. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Early renaissance was a multi-entendre time... llanwydd: howdy folks Ralph: yay Nabby DJTweeny: Hi llan Nabby: that's the only way to get those cooties you know Cease: Llan shoes for the dead: hey llan Nabby: oh speaking of cooties hey llan EWeston: You got to push the lanolin into it private Finnius: ohh mc5....now im thinking about KLF llanwydd: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: welcome Llan! Finnius: im showing my illuminti side...must cover it up... EWeston: paper sound effects? llanwydd: catherwood, pour me a mild gin and tonic ||||||||| Catherwood brings llanwydd a mild gin and tonic. llanwydd: thanks cathy Finnius: how about them yankee hot dogs? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: ELO… ELP… CSN… BTO... DJTweeny: that was freaking me out, EW DJTweeny: thought something was wrong with the audio lol EWeston: Catherwood make me a nearburger ||||||||| Catherwood gives EWeston a nearburger. Ralph: a tonic, that's what i need.... with a dab of gin, yes... shoes for the dead: is that like near beer? Finnius: yaa act 3 EWeston: Oh I so wanted to be a nearburger llanwydd: I'm going to have to put a straw in this. I'm getting it all over my beard rebozoette: pass the potato Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I am really enjoying the music in this! EWeston: It keeps blocking the lane LadyTaurus5554: yummy deviled egg potato salad Nabby: Catherwood give a potato to rebozoette ||||||||| Catherwood gives a potato to rebozoette. EWeston: Tastes like ...bacon rebozoette: lol what no gin Nabby: Pork? Finnius: i'll see your potato and raise you a newt rebozoette: catherwood give nabby some pork ||||||||| Catherwood gets nabby some pork. Beet: Hi Llan Nabby: Catherwood give a gin-soaked potato to rebozoette ||||||||| Catherwood brings a gin-soaked potato to rebozoette. EWeston: My trilobite snubs your pork ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" shoes for the dead: the eyes have it LadyTaurus5554: no, chicken llanwydd: I hope it's U.S. Pork Nabby: Pork at last! rebozoette: catherwood nabby needs sugar ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside rebozoette and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, rebozoette!" Finnius: aye aye Elmer Ho: chicken eyes -- not just for breakfast anymore Johan Amadeus Myjetski: See your newt gingham & raise you a chinchilla Nabby: More sugar Beet: Pork and Lock it llanwydd: I guess catherwouldn't Nabby: wouldn't he though Finnius: cather's wood? EWeston: Don't settle for the guts. Go for the eyes! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, Finn! ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Nabby: it's chicken eyes and frog snot for me EWeston: How post Cambrian Beet: frog snot! Yum Finnius: oops need more wine... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cornstarch ice cream, anyone? rebozoette: gooey and mosit Ralph: that's modern life for ya EWeston: It always goes to my cheekbones Finnius: never tried cornstarch....turpentine yes... Nabby: makes a surprising substitute for nougat it is said Ralph: piping at the bags Beet: knock their wurst Johan Amadeus Myjetski: bagging the pipes... Finnius: i thought cornstarch was something you banged off your mukluks... EWeston: Most folks who tried declared themselves totally surprised ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Ralph: war and pestulence DJTweeny: ** Read about “ANYTHYNGE YOU WANT TO” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=aywt-ln llanwydd: that's a good name for a miniseries, ralph. War and Pestilence EWeston: We're that damed flying squid squadron? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies TIMM MCCOY PHD. into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:10 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi Timm Nabby: The squid people I knew they were real! Cease: aha, it's timm TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Tiny Dr. Timm here Fireheads! Beet: The Real Mccoy? Nabby: Hey Timm llanwydd: what's this bagpipes thing. I don't recognize it ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" shoes for the dead: hey Timm EWeston: Hi Timm and late howdy to Elmer Ho TIMM MCCOY PHD.: WELCOME THREE & ALL! Finnius: Dr? TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Yup, I am real! rebozoette: TIMM IS HERE shoes for the dead: short for drugged Cease: elmer fudd minus the u? EWeston: I'm not, so there! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hello, doctor Phudd DJTweeny: ** New David Ossman book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” now available at >> http://davidossman.com Nabby: I'm so not there! TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Doctor of Philosophy Finnius: good hello timm... everyone here has been spreading all sorts of obnoxious lies about you...at least i THINK they are lies Ralph: hahahaha Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You're not so there, E? Where are you? TIMM MCCOY PHD.: lies? Finnius: and i always thought PHD was short for "pinhead" ...silly me Cease: i look forward to your show tomorrow morning, tim llanwydd: I'm going to check that link now TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Thanks Cease Finnius: sry you dont know me timm.... Finnius: pay no attention to anything i say... Nabby: bridge of lies TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Thats a patch of flies! Ralph: the true work of my offith doth commenth Nabby: Timm, link please? Ralph: Foul a la King EWeston: Built by a crazed dentist, with his own three hands Finnius: fowl? TIMM MCCOY PHD.: link for The April Foolds Day The Firesign Radio Theatre Hour? llanwydd: I had this album but I only listened to it a couple of times Ralph: LOL TIMM MCCOY PHD.:www.dementedradio.com TIMM MCCOY PHD.: TOMORROW on www.DementedRadio.com Our April Fools Day Specials with "The Firesign Theatre" Here's the line up: 9am W/11am C/12pmE - The Firesign Radio Theatre Hour, April 1st Special - Shoes For Industry 11amW/1pmC/2pmE - The Firesign Radio Theatre Hour, April 1st Special - Radio Free Oz 12pmW2pmC/3pmE - The Firesign Radio Theatre Hour - Dearest Friends (Debut of our new weekly show) ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" DJTweeny: There's more material on the CD, llan ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Ralph: @ EW DJTweeny: They couldn't fit it all on the LP llanwydd: I bought a copy of the original script from the Young Tom Edison Club back in 1977 or 78 Nabby: great n groovy TMCPHD llanwydd: I still have it. it must be a collector's item rebozoette: Kitchen ala Chingahh great n groovy TIMM MCCOY PHD.: You can also listen at: www.ppltv.net/dm.html rebozoette: its a free for some EWeston: Cheifette you dropped your dipthong Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Just zip up. No one will notice... rebozoette: that was in the quiver Finnius: ive always preferred ellipsis over dipthong...just saying llanwydd: I assume a dipthong is something idiots wear EWeston: Dam that fish eye Beet: This was quite fascinating. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've been off into the ellipsis for a long time... ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Peter Bergman's “TRUE CONFESSION OF THE REAL WORLD” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check Out TRUE CONFESSIONS At >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv' TIMM MCCOY PHD.: INTERMISSION! Ralph: never heard it b4 Nabby: Fantastic Tween EWeston: Ever meet an ellipsis troll? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: New for me, too, Ralph ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Finnius: windmills windmills! pinholeF200:Tween, you sound better on my sound system this week--all I had to do was put the buttons on the other side! shoes for the dead: really tired, gonna listen out shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! DJTweeny: good to hear, pin :-) Beet: Enjoy your rest, shoes. DJTweeny: be well, shoes... Nabby: Take care shoes EWeston: Relax Shoes. It is good for you Nabby: Take care of your shoes, shoes TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Great sound. I have it running through my 1000 watt stereo hooked to my computer. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Reagun's first act as president was to tear out the solar panels Carter had installed on the WhiteHouse roof pinholeF200: nite shoes DJTweeny: Yeah, I heard that Johan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: adieu, shoe EWeston: My Sansui speaks another language TIMM MCCOY PHD.: My cat speaks Sansui! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Music is my 2nd language Nabby: DoMM - essential stuff Nabby: yay Taylor EWeston: Talented animal careful he doesn't end up owning your home ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from the DOMM Daer Friends Broadcast Series “RADIO PRISON IN PEACE AND WAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Finnius: ya Duke was awesome.. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from the DOMM Dear Friends Broadcast Series “RADIO PRISON IN PEACE AND WAR” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Finnius: and box of danger Cease: still is, fin Nabby: Hoot mon what a treasure trove Nabby: Box of Danger is fun EWeston: I'm going to read this one because...it isn't a bill. Cease: fun is the firesign theatre's middle name Nabby: Everyone is a Bill....or a Bozo....or a Beaner Beet: Peter sounds stoned ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" EWeston: Boogie or berzerker DJTweeny: Maybe I should play some Box Of Danger next week? Cease: some are bozoettes rebozoette: and re TIMM MCCOY PHD.: When I went to LA last year, Phil autographed my copy of Duke of Madness Motors and my Big Box of Danger. I was overwhelmed by Phils generosity. EWeston: And the Zips have taken over, the fools! DJTweeny: ** Read about for DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln DJTweeny: Cool, Tim Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Great idea, Tween Finnius: ya nick danger is so great...especially the early stuff rebozoette: yeah tweenie Nabby: "BEANERS: A non-offensive term derived from the ethnically offensive one, referring to the lifestyle rather than the race. One of the FIVE LIFESTYLES OF MAN, according to the FT." Beet: Lot of gems on that one. Finnius: oh that reminds me....where can i get a copy of 'missing yolk'...my vhs copy got lost years ago Nabby:http://www.benway.com/firesign/lexicon/index2.html Cease: its online, finn llanwydd: I never cease to be impressed at what a wealth of firesign material there is EWeston: They always have more color tvs than anyone else and are always appearing with, or on your color tv Finnius: ?? llanwydd: so much I have yet to hear EWeston: They live outside the law of gravity DJTweeny: Missing Yolk is on YouTube ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cease: youtube, finn DJTweeny: Not part of any current product, as far as I know Nabby: You Tube DJTweeny: I do? Finnius: oh no the quality is horrible..im looking for another vhs copy...somewhat cheapish...so i can convert it to digital and clean it up Nabby: is your flend rebozoette: commit this to mammies Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gravity outlaws… float wherever they like Nabby: Well I dunno but I do llanwydd: you know what else is on youtube that I highly recommend. a live nick danger performance called Frame Me Pretty llanwydd: check it out EWeston: Don't forget to flavin. DJTweeny: Maybe on Amazon or eBay then, Finn Nabby: cool llan DJTweeny: Frame Me Pretty is included in Box Of Danger TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Isn't there a new dvd coming out with all the movies? llanwydd: I didn't know that, tween EWeston: Freedumb! TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Where's Cat? DJTweeny: anything specific from BOD anyone would like to hear? Nabby: lol (track being played) Cease: i dont think all the movies, but a lot Cease: i'm here, timm. EWeston: Played tonight by Cease Timm llanwydd: how about Frame Me Pretty, Tween? DJTweeny: ** BOX OF DANGER - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod TIMM MCCOY PHD.: I digitized all of the movies I have from VHS. rebozoette: well deep DJTweeny: sure, llan TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Hey Cat!!!! llanwydd: cool Cease: hey timm rebozoette: weeeeee llanwydd: just in time, TIMM. those tapes don't last long EWeston: Does your vife kno ziss? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Back from the Shadows, please TIMM MCCOY PHD.: One of my faves is "J-Men Forever" I love the extras with the original Commando Cody DJTweeny: Shadows, got it Finnius: jmen was good...and i still have the work print audio llanwydd: I caught the end of JMen on tv many years ago. saw proctor smoking a joint EWeston: That's fun. llanwydd: that's all I remember TIMM MCCOY PHD.: I know. Tape breakdown so fast. I would love to see the collection on remasterd dvd. I had to find "Americathon" on dvd. THAT was wrtting genius. EWeston: Suspiciously most backs are in shadows llanwydd: backs don't usually see the sun Finnius: i assume they have the masters in a box somewhere...right? TIMM MCCOY PHD.: I have that work print audio too labeled "JMen WW" Finnius: they should scan those negatives quickly llanwydd: mine does. I go to the beach a lot Finnius: thats the one timm Nabby:https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61986.Jack_of_Shadows Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Personally, I'm not from the shadows. I'm from Naropa. Isn't everybody? EWeston: Nother million years or so and backs may develop eyes, Glod willing Finnius: secret world war Ralph: 1909 Non-Euclid Avenue EWeston: The Lightinin BUG!!! TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Glod? LOL!!! Finnius: 23 skidoo lane here Cease: this is on the Just Folks album Nabby: Catherwood give Tweeny some fnord ||||||||| Catherwood hands tweeny some fnord. EWeston: Do to a mix up the girl spun the wheat into him llanwydd: I live on Lois Lane. or live off her rebozoette: the cross section of nowhere and nowhere ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" TIMM MCCOY PHD.: When I was a Radio Disc Jokey at Kent State University, I was called the "Lightnin' Bug" after that film! Machine Gun Kelly was my radio idol. Nabby: nowhere and nowthere? EWeston: His laugh is memorable on the film Nabby: where is nowhere anyway? TIMM MCCOY PHD.: "Hahahaha, Oh, ya can't see me can you? That's the magic of radio, baby!" rebozoette: down the road apiece form someplace llanwydd: that begs the question, TIMM. were you there when...? EWeston: Turn left at the West Pole. Beet: how can you be in two places . . . Finnius: machine gun kelly..i remember that name..but i lived in LA and SD...hmm was he syndicated? TIMM MCCOY PHD.: I was then then. EWeston: A whole body laugh TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Syndicated where I was. At the time Kent, Ohio 1980-1986 Nabby: quantum mechanics...gravitons, Beet llanwydd: must have been rough, TIMM Finnius: that would be around the time im thinking TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Rough as silk. TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Smooth as sandpaper Nabby: STRaNGe PoRK EWeston: Twinned electrons, who made good. Finnius: fine ham abounds Beet: I'd like to meet the other Beet. In the paralell Universe. EWeston: Sometimes it springs Beet: parallel Ralph: Quantum mechanics eat steak Nabby: spring theory DJTweeny: ** Read about for DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln Nabby: pork theory Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, that's it. I just fell right over... llanwydd: you really believe in parallel universes? llanwydd: nice idea but... Nabby: quantum pork Finnius: not me..i dont even believe in this one.. Beet: no fun EWeston: They have to nail their steaks dowm so they don't suddenly become a parakettee Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Any quantum mechanic in the service would give his right arm to play with a gizmo like this llanwydd: you and I spell parallel differrently Nabby: no fun Nabby: traveler or traveller Beet: both ways EWeston: We got fum TIMM MCCOY PHD.: From BOD, play "Nick Danger Meets ET" llanwydd: my spilling gose heighwyre when aive had a jin n tonik Nabby: oh you like it both ways do you Ralph: I think all of those damn parallel universes are part of The Universe llanwydd: blame catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to llanwydd and says "Did you need me?" Finnius: parallel parking in the rear? Nabby: how many dimensions are there now? 11? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They're part of the multiverse Beet: men and women are the same sex Ralph: Yeah, that too llanwydd: your brain is not the boss TIMM MCCOY PHD.: "Planet 9 from Inner Space" Nabby: whenever they bump: new big bang Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I thought everything I knew was wrong, but I was wrong Nabby: you are not wrong, but that's wrong EWeston: Find a handy doorway marked paralell universe, its hard. It's usually has some misspellings TIMM MCCOY PHD.: I was so right about how wrong I was. Cease: the door that is never open or closed Finnius: parrallellllll.... rebozoette: right write wright roger right box EWeston: Wong can be right Nabby: if what's in it doesn't look like what's behind it don't jump in without careful ponderings TIMM MCCOY PHD.: How long the wong can be can be right about how wrong he was. Finnius: This sentence is false. Nabby: or throw a lamp or small pet in to see what happens Beet: very confusing llanwydd: oh, yes. all you need is a wormhole to get to a parallel (sic? univirrssss rebozoette: the thought bubbles above nabbys head ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Finnius: ...or drink lots of wormwood ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: Special rhetoric lessons, from numba one instructor Ralph: Noooooooo llanwydd: ralph,you need to change your name. we already have a ralph here
Nabby ponders interspatial tubes of fresh pork. TIMM MCCOY PHD.: I need a drink. Ralph: but that was me Beet: I need a toke ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Finnius: swine in space llanwydd: catherwood, get TIMM a drink ||||||||| Catherwood gets timm a drink. rebozoette: hot doggies TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Toke & a drink. THERE YA GO Beet! llanwydd: catherwood, get beet a toke ||||||||| Catherwood gets beet a toke. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet - see the soundman ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: Tery Prachett did a few books on traveling between worlds. All you needed was a potatoe to power the small machine ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Lil close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:47 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. DJTweeny: Hi Lil Nabby: Hi Lil ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" DJTweeny: a little late ;) pinholeF200: outside reality calls, must drop in, see all ya later rebozoette: hi lil Cease: hi lil Lil: Bye everyone LOL EWeston: Strange timing Lil Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, Lil! TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Thanks Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!" Nabby: tater power Finnius: no no you need brownian motion...like from a really hot cup of tea ||||||||| At 10:48 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, pinholeF200!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Cease: by pin Lil: Indeed so EW lol Nabby: 9 volt tater rebozoette: kazoo to you ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." llanwydd: I'm dividing my time between firesign chat and jerry lewis on tv EWeston: Never double tator Ralph: we just haven't got time....... Lil: Jerry Lewis in what? TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Oops, Im stoned. What are we listening to again? Beet: nite pin llanwydd: I'm watching The Big Mouth. very good. anybody seen it? Finnius: nothing timm...its been dead air for 20 mins...what are you listening to? Nabby: later pin Lil: Probably Lil: I'd remember if I saw it I'm sure Finnius: jk EWeston: Back to your haystack! Nabby: is Charlie Callas in it? TIMM MCCOY PHD.: Sounds like crickets, just popping and clicking with a sweet vinergrette! Beet: Storm's not for sale. Beet: We call him stuffed. Nabby: Storm's not for sale llanwydd: my favorite jerry lewis film is Visit to a Small Planet. Lil: Ahhh now there's a memory Beet Lil: Me too, I love the Beatnik scene Nabby: truer words were ne'er speakent EWeston: Not dog stuff Nabby: Feel the Bern! Nabby: Great shewwww Tweenie Beet: Had a great time tonight. Thanks everyone for the laughs. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: you know it, Nabby! llanwydd: I always wondered what sell those demons meant Finnius: ty for the audio !! Cease: always good, tween TIMM MCCOY PHD.: GREAT SHOW TWEENIE! Lil: Or stuffed dog? Ralph: great to be back, thanks DJ EWeston: Fondle the protestors, then beat em. BYe all good fun tonight TIMM MCCOY PHD.: NITE FIREHEADS! llanwydd: david ossman has said that Not Insane was totally incomprehensible Cease: see y'all next week. rebozoette: Beet Cease EWeston Finnius Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil llanwydd Nabby Ralph rebozoette TIMM MCCOY PHD. DJTweeny miss this thanks tweenie as always da best Nabby: Audio was great Tweeny Lil: Yep nitoll Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Night all! Thanks for the laughs, & love to all! Nabby: night Timmmmm ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DJTweeny: Thanks Nabby :) Finnius: nite nite...ntmy all... ||||||||| "10:53 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Cease, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles. DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Nabby: Take care each and ever one of you and beware of PRaNX Ralph: Happy Trails Finnius: ill come back when i happen to have a thursday off... llanwydd: nite tween Lil: Night there Tweeny ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" llanwydd: we're all bozos on this bus DJTweeny: great to have you here, Finn Finnius: *honk honk* llanwydd: harpos too Nabby: whoops away! ||||||||| At 10:54 PM, rebozoette vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Finnius: lol yes ||||||||| "10:54 PM? 10:54 PM!!" says Catherwood, "r should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as r enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Lil: Marching off to Shibboleth ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Finnius: ok off to do some home cleaning...uggh DJTweeny: have fun ;) Finnius: *swims away ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:56 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Finnius by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| At 10:56 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Rufus_T_Firetween!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, DJTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| 11:00 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). llanwydd: nite folks. see you nest thirsty ||||||||| At 11:04 PM, llanwydd rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| r - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... LadyTaurus5554: yummy deviled egg potato salad ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elmer Ho - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TIMM MCCOY PHD. - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Ralph - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| FInn - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| LadyTaurus5554 - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Nabby - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
DJTweeny
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
FInn
Finnius
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
LadyTaurus5554
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
pinholeF200
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
TIMM MCCOY PHD.
Unhappy: Finnius
