||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 17, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:58 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 7:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| dude waltzes in at 8:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. dude: i'll just leave this here ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hi dude DJTweeny: music in a few minutes ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Happy St. Patrick's Day!) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Timeghost into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:39 PM, then departs. Timeghost: Greetings, all. DJTweeny: Hi ghost ||||||||| Tabacco enters at 8:47 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger. DJTweeny: Hi Tabacco Tabacco: I'll just wait here in the sitting room. DJTweeny: :) Tabacco: Greetings fellow earthlings. Tabacco: Wouldn't happen to have any groatclusters I could munch on? DJTweeny: My, aren't we making assumptions this evening ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give Tabacco some groatclusters ||||||||| Catherwood hands tabacco some groatclusters. Tabacco: MY god, they're still warm. Thank you! ||||||||| "8:52 PM? 8:52 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the couch. llanwydd: you guys are early DJTweeny: Thank you catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!" DJTweeny: Hey Llan Tabacco: Yes, "Earthlings" is quite an assumption. Sorry about that. DJTweeny: hehe ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'EWeston', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... DJTweeny: Hi EW llanwydd: did you all wear green today? Tabacco: My eyeball hat some green in it. EWeston: Hey, Tweeny TG Illan, an tabacco llanwydd: I have a little Irish background so I wore a blue-green shirt DJTweeny: I can't say that I did EWeston: A green plaid shirt llanwydd: just joking. I didn't really plan it that way Tabacco: That means yellow in my book. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Cat close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule. DJTweeny: Hey Cat llanwydd: hi cat EWeston: The evenin cat's here ||||||||| Catherwood enters with rebozoette close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom. DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette Cat: I thought I'd show up and listen to my collage rebozoette: Cat DJTweeny EWeston llanwydd rebozoette Tabacco Timeghost dude yo and be green and thanks tweenie for all ya do ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: haha Tabacco: Yes, the flaming Ford. Cat: Actually John James played it on his Surrealist show on Tuesday night during a pledge drive for his Santa Cruz station. Cat: I hope it raised a few pennies rebozoette: I wore the green but had to give into scottie pjs EWeston: Ms Rebozo rebozoette: hey ew Cat: Sounds like Irish music EWeston: Good weather in your nieghborhood? rebozoette: napped for the world last sunday lol ||||||||| Merlyn waltzes in at 8:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn ||||||||| Beet sashays in at 8:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Merlyn: hi Beet: Evening all EWeston: Hope the world appreciated it. Hey Merlyn Beet: Is this Moody Blues? DJTweeny: Hi Beet EWeston: Beetster DJTweeny: Yes Beet rebozoette: red bud DJTweeny: from the album Keys Of The Kingdom Beet: Hi EW, Tween ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 17, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Beet: Not so familiar with that album ||||||||| shoes for the dead sashays in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. DJTweeny: from the early 90's shoes for the dead: howdy DJTweeny: maybe the first one after Pat Moraz left Cat: What is this from? Beet: I'll have to go immerse myself to become acquainted. DJTweeny: This is from All Things Firesign Cat: I really should listen to that CD more often Beet: It's Art Of The Insane! EWeston: Black velvet driveways ||||||||| 9:03 PM: ''Bob'' jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" DJTweeny: called The Arts Of Defense EWeston: Hi Bob shoes for the dead: hey Bob DJTweeny: Hi Bob ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “Firesign-Zappa” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/' Beet: Hi Bob ''Bob'': Hey, all! Nice to be with you again, for a change. :) ''Bob'': HONK! HONK! Beet: Hello down there Cat: Usually, not so nice? ''Bob'': LOL Cat shoes for the dead: change for a five? rebozoette: yeah Cat: NPR EWeston: A mild gruntilement upon yee. ''Bob'': Perfect timing. Been listening to Zappa all day today and yesterday DJTweeny: kewl beet Cat: That was from Tween's recent interview with Ossman. rebozoette: its just a hop shoes for the dead: (lindy hop) rebozoette: susies cheese rebozoette: lol Cat: a cream cheese sandwich rebozoette: catherwood bring susie a cheese sandwich ||||||||| Catherwood gives susie a cheese sandwich. rebozoette: lol Tabacco: Conceptual cheese continuity. Dig it. ''Bob'': What's got into Susie lately? rebozoette: whizz? shoes for the dead: Frank rebozoette: no franks on the furter shoes for the dead: Franks on the stein? EWeston: Cheeze it, the, um, cheeze! rebozoette: grand cat grand ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com rebozoette: sheese log ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cat: yeah it's Really Easy to mix zappa and Firesign DJTweeny: both quite surrealistic ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:10 PM and The Timm McCoy steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. The Timm McCoy: TA DA! ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:10 PM, dragging Canary Red by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" Cat: austin lived very close to zappa. he told me zappa used to stash his groupies at austin's ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DJTweeny: You too, Dear Friends, can try your hand at making collages :) I'd be happy to play whatever Firesign-inspired works you come up with DJTweeny: Hi Timm, Canary Tabacco: Was Frank Zappa aware of the Firesign Theatre? I'm guessing he was. DJTweeny: The Timm Who Is Called Timm Cat: yeah, it's not a difficult task, and much fun The Timm McCoy:Tweeny! How's it hanging? Cat: yes, tabacco DJTweeny: Can't imagine that he couldn't have been Tabacco The Timm McCoy: Tiny Doctor Timm? shoes for the dead: hey Tim and Canary Cat: bergman interviewed him on the original radio free oz, and as i mentioned, austin lived close and they hung out DJTweeny: Doin' good, Timm :) How 'bout yousef? Tabacco: I know Ossman did some promos for Hot Rats. The Timm McCoy: I can complain. But I won't. Cat: you should be doing this, timm DJTweeny: right Cat, forgot about that ||||||||| Catherwood leads Johan Amadeus Myjetski in through the front door at 9:12 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi Johan shoes for the dead: hey JAM Cat: people are pouring in tonight Beet: Yo JAM Cat: must be st. patrick's day Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Johan Amadeus Myjetski: 200 Motels?! Life on the road! The Timm McCoy: Yup, the pukin' o' the green. DJTweeny: lol Timm shoes for the dead: pouring Blue Muss rebozoette: I'll have another shoes for the dead: Moss Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey Beet shoes, DJT, et al!
The Timm McCoy ) ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" EWeston: Jam Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, E! The Timm McCoy: Totes Smokin' O' the Green! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Rufus_T_Firetween: * Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com ||||||||| "I'm going to Public Address System" says Canary Red, and leaves. EWeston: I'll have a Ground Zero, with a Micky Beet: Howdy Red ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cat: sounds like a good name for a cannabis strain. Rufus_T_Firetween: it does, doesn't it Cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'll take a hot kiss at the end of a wet fist shoes for the dead: well, the canary died must be toxic in here............ Cat: i'll have half an ounce of canary red and half an ounce of panama red, please ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'pinholeF200', just granted probation at 9:16 PM", then leaves hurriedly. DJTweeny: Hi pin Beet: hi pin shoes for the dead: hey Pin EWeston: Pinny Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Howdy, pin! ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" rebozoette: right there pinholeF200: Hey Tween, beet, shoes, EW shoes for the dead: here? The Timm McCoy: White Rhino baby. Medicinal now in Minnesota! ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Phaedrus ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:17 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cook her tip the cows come home! DJTweeny: Hi Phaedrus Beet: Howdy Phaedrus shoes for the dead: hey phae Cat: "and a dozen gray attorneys" was a very important line to me in the late 60s. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com Johan Amadeus Myjetski: SHoes, it can't happen here, I'm telling you my dear that it can happen here Cat: i had a job catering weddings and many of them seemed to involved gray attorneys EWeston: Ware the tip bomb Tabacco: Those decending chords after "I'm so glad I finished school" - genius! The Timm McCoy: Ah, I got it. It's Anne Frank Zappa! shoes for the dead: anything can happen here DJTweeny: great match-ups, Cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm going to step into my prognostications robe, and declare this Cat-pilation a roaring success! EWeston: Bit of a Bonzo air in that last one rebozoette: it wriggled off the wrigging ||||||||| 9:21 PM: A clone of Abraham Lincoln jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" DJTweeny: Hi Abe Beet: a former President! pinholeF200: Hey Abe, how does it feel to be dead? Tabacco: Terry Gilliam is on this track. DJTweeny: wow, cool The Timm McCoy: I think I bought the Americas Poet Car. Jacks cousin. Beet: Other than that, how did you enjoy the play? ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: 'sup Abbe, baby? rebozoette: send in the charcoal brickettes The Timm McCoy: the smallest of the bricks. EWeston: They've gone stiff! The Timm McCoy: Still, stuff stiff. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" rebozoette: yeah great thanks cat ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" EWeston: No happy no more ||||||||| Around 9:24 PM, A clone of Abraham Lincoln walks off into the sunset... shoes for the dead: good.Cat! Tabacco: Sometimes I wish I had a clone. The Timm McCoy: Power is my fave in my album collection rebozoette: where did that penny go EWeston: Abe we hardly knew yah Cat: as soon as ossman said he was influenced by that zappa album, i thought of making a collage shoes for the dead: cereal form? Beet: Nice job on the mix. Cat ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing:Proctor & Bergman's “POWER” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out POWER at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln' ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:25 PM, dragging I can't figure this out. by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" DJTweeny: Haven't heard 200 Motels in decades. That was fun :) The Timm McCoy: Trump. JUST SAY NO! Cat: kinda flowed together naturally Cat: i thought the trump line was timely DJTweeny: Hi figure Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I presume everyone's SEEN the 200 Motels movie Frank did? The Timm McCoy: You can expect it. Trump is in season. DJTweeny: indeed, Cat! EWeston: He also appearred in a book coautherred by Dave Berry DJTweeny: I have not, Johan The Timm McCoy: I have 200 Motels on VSH. Wow, i'm special. llanwydd: I don't mind saying 200 Motels was a waste of film ||||||||| Outside, the 9:27 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving SidFudd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. SidFudd: yo The Timm McCoy: I took LDS once too. DJTweeny: Hi Sid llanwydd: hey sid Cat: Sir Beet: Hey, Sid shoes for the dead: hey Fudd The Timm McCoy: Hey, Sid! EWeston: You missed a chance to see one of the X turtles in ladies underwaer Tweeny DJTweeny: maybe a good things, EW EWeston: Sie Sydney! SidFudd: 200 Motels is worth watching! "Centerville! A great place to raise yer kids up!" The Timm McCoy: It's good half way through Sid. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." EWeston: Possible, I may forget it, someday Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “POWER” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Waste of film? I'd disagree there, but the Stones' Sympathy for the Devil, now THAT was a waste of film. And time. SidFudd: So have you all heard "Power"? I didn't hear it for the first time until last year SidFudd: I like it! Once we have a download store, you bet it'll be in there The Timm McCoy: I own Power. This will be my 100 listen to it. DJTweeny: great to hear Sid Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I new to me, SidPhd llanwydd: I've never even heard of Sympathy for the Devil llanwydd: the film I mean Cat: yeah, i heard it when originally broadcast on Heat and later, Proc gave me a copy DJTweeny: Hope all of the 'out of print' stuff will be availablle for download :) DJTweeny: Cool, Timm Cat: the goddard flick? maybe his worst, and that's saying something SidFudd: Proctor likes the piece, only he does say one of the female leads was not well cast, and I know what he means Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Llan, they filmed the band recording the album. I literally ran from the theater screaming. llanwydd: lol DJTweeny: lol Johan SidFudd: What out-of-print stuff would you all most like to see re-released, if we had a download store? Cat: I thought Melinda was deliciously malevolent DJTweeny: Pink Hotel for sure, Sid The Timm McCoy:Tweeny, I'm weird like that. I am pretty sure I can quote almost every line from every recording. Obsessed? Let's just say. OCD! Yeah, you know me. DJTweeny: Yeah, Melinda did a great job EWeston: She got moves Cat: Profiles in BBQ sauce rebozoette: its not water tight The Timm McCoy: Baby Snakes is good for a chuckle with Keith Moon.
DJTweeny ponders Keith Monn as an actor Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Absolutely, TMC llanwydd: every big band has made at least one pointless film ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:32 PM and Lil bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. llanwydd: there are a few I'd like to see, though, like Renaldo and Clara DJTweeny: Hi Lil ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: Step away from the grape Lil Tabacco: Moon was 200 Motels as a nun. Not Baby Snakes. Cat: hi lil pinholeF200: Hey Lil ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" rebozoette: hi lil shoes for the dead: hey lil Lil: Hi Tweeny, gang Beet: Except for "Stop Making Sense". DJTweeny: 'as a nun' lol DJTweeny: that I'd pay money to see Beet: Hi Lil Lil: Shoes, Rebo The Timm McCoy: Sorry, I got two doobies going so two thought can square dance once in awhile llanwydd: I didn't even remember keith moon in it. I barely remember ringo, though. I doubt he ever turned down a film role Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Another to avoid in Wonderwall. 1968, a fantastic spundtrack from Geo. Harrison & Ravi Shankar, but the film, yechh! Worst psychedelic film ever! SidFudd: "Pink Hotel" is definitely on our list, but it's complicated, because Ossman's preparing a book of all the Firesign live show scripts 1976-1981, and we should reissue lots of their live shows from that period, which would affect the running order of "Pink Hotel" Lil: Cat, Pin Lil: Beet, nice ta see y'all DJTweeny: I'm sure there's lots to sort out rebozoette: right right right Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet, Stop Making Sense was the best live performance film ever! Felt like I'd been to the concert! Cat: Nice to "see" you too, Lil Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Lil! Lil: Thanks Cat :-) Lil: Hey JAM Beet: Fabulous film/experience. DJTweeny: Talking Heads, eh? Will have to check that out EWeston: I saw at least one Dead film. A concert, and yes pretty good. The Timm McCoy: So much busted scrod. Lil: Tough week, friend died, 2 trips to ERs for me Lil: Back injury shoes for the dead: Sunshine Daydream is good DJTweeny: so sorry to hear, Lil :( Cat: our sympathy, Lil EWeston: They were drug mules DJTweeny: condolences Beet: Sorry to hear that, Lil. shoes for the dead: nuts, Lil DJTweeny: Hope you're healing well in body and spirit, Lil Lil: Wow, the sound on this one is incredible EWeston: Man, a bad week indeed DJTweeny: and this is only 128k, Lil ;) Lil: You guys definitely helop there rebozoette: sorry to hear that Lil Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, sympathies, Lil. I have back difficulties from time to time. Get well soon! Cat: we try Lil: I know Tweeny, amazing! shoes for the dead: we like to helop a lot Lil: Thanks guys The Timm McCoy: Weird. Phils wife broke her wrist. 6 weeks ago my wife did the same thing. She's got a metal plate in her arm now. Now both of us have enough titanium to buy that coffee we had our eyes on. Lil: What is a helop Shoes lol llanwydd: shut the helop Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Did you mean helot, shoes? shoes for the dead: I was gonna ask you EWeston: A cross between a kangroo and a helicopter. Not for the timid mad scientist Lil: Bahahahaha llan ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" The Timm McCoy: The scripts in "Profile" are just the thing to read along with. Lil: I thought helot was a good wine Cat: very true, timm rebozoette: helop somewhere between hell and optimal Lil: Which I could probably use about now The Timm McCoy: If you want to be just like Trump. Just See Kyle. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com Beet: Are they going in a white Bronco? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: helot is a serf, usually used to refer to someone being, like Nicky, "such a tool" DJTweeny: lol Beet EWeston: Not an appealing life style, or mind Lil: Ahhhh thanks JAM Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Cat: How's the DVD project coming, Taylor? The Timm McCoy: Thanks Rufus, I was just about to post that. SidFudd: We're authoring the discs! DJTweeny: yayyyy Sid :) The Timm McCoy: Sid, what's in the collection? Cat: i'm sure proctor will promote it masterfully Beet: Great, Sidd! shoes for the dead: what does that mean, Fudd? The Timm McCoy: Burn the discs as we speak. Lil: Hi Taylor, waiting impatiently patiently SidFudd: Everything You Know Is Wrong (stereo and 5.1 and with commentary) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sounds like a Perry Mason, Lil. The case of the Impatient Patient The Timm McCoy: Sweet! SidFudd: Martian Space Party (mono and with commentary) DJTweeny: Jeb Bush appears to be in deep ca-ca over a drug scandal The Timm McCoy: YES! SidFudd: home movies (more than 3 hours) SidFudd: Jack Poet VW TV commercials (with & without commentary) SidFudd: The Les Crane Show, 1968 (audio only) DJTweeny: Fantastic about EYKIW, Sid The Timm McCoy: I burned those on dvds when I got the video tapes. Be great to have comentary of them. Sqwee! SidFudd: Questions & Answers: Live at UC Santa Cruz 1975 Lil: Geez, can't get away from Trump can we SidFudd: The Columbia Records TV Spot (1972) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Any idea of the MSRP on this collection? EWeston: Hadn't heard that Tweeny. After he failed his backers he kind of disappeared rebozoette: bosco yum SidFudd: "About a Week", their live performance of "Bob Sideburn News" and their interview SidFudd: plus Bill Stout's map to the High Low Desert Area The Timm McCoy: Bosco is the "burnt" chocolate of chocolate drinks. Beet: This list sounds fantastic. Cat: Flowers? pinholeF200: suicide machines--didn't Springsteen do a song about them? Cat: 12 dreams? Love is Hard to Get? SidFudd: with photo gallery & more extras shoes for the dead: Great, sid!! SidFudd: Cat, "Flowers" will be on the Proctor & Bergman DVD when we produce that DJTweeny:http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/bombshell-jeb-bush-drug-scandal-revealed-this-changes-everything/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the 12 dreams of Dr. Sardonicus? Cat: 12 dreams too? I've never seen that, nor Love is Hard to Get Cat: maybe 12 not the right number, but it was one of the firesign flicks Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “POWER” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln Lil: Wow SidFudd: ...the P&B DVD will also include "Six Dreams" and "Love Is Hard to Get" Cat: split them with the sound effects man, taylor? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Cat! ||||||||| Catherwood leads soiled into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:52 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi soiled
DJTweeny invited soiled here from an economics chat DJTweeny: he's in for a surprise lol shoes for the dead: oft soiled EWeston: Now we're soiled Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi soiled. was a washcloth? soiled: howdy Beet: Hello soiled. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: want a washcloth Cat: soiled DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give soiled a washcloth ||||||||| Catherwood brings soiled a washcloth. pinholeF200: hey soiled EWeston: A loffa pleeze Beet: Some bleach, maybe? soiled: what is the topic here? or is it just free chat? DJTweeny: we do this every Thursday night, soiled EWeston: That's some Blanche shoes for the dead: you seem to be, soiled Beet: Firesign Theatre related chat while listening to them Lil: Well at least Catherwood was polite ||||||||| Catherwood wells at least was polite. soiled: ah ok, i was invited from IRC, no idea who fireside are Beet: Plus various tangents at chatters' discretion. Lil: Firesign shoes for the dead: fried Side Beet: Hello NSA guy. Lil: with some shrimp to go? ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Cat: a comedy group, soiled. Cat: we're fans DJTweeny: soiled >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firesign_Theatre Johan Amadeus Myjetski: To go where, Lil? soiled: i see. and Beet i'm not NSA lol, i understand the paranoia though. they do log most of IRC chats. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." EWeston: The current work is by two members of the Fire Sign Theater. There were four the made interesting recordings for a couple decades Beet: We assume a guy is assigned to us. Cat: 50 years ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" The Timm McCoy: Bow wow. Bow wow. soiled: well, best of luck to ya'll, i'll listen to a firesign thing but this chat is way too slow for me. IRC is my domain. later ya'll. Cat: buy soiled Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, soiled! DJTweeny: soiled, you can set the refresh rate EWeston: Byah Beet: Keep it clean, soiled. DJTweeny: it defaults to 10 seconds ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: would you like to change it? EWeston: I usually do when I sign in DJTweeny: yeah, me too Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ rebozoette: I be that ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Shotgun into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:01 PM, then departs. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I might ought to do that too The Timm McCoy: Power goes 20 cuts, right? #20 Powers End. Right? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Shatgun. DJTweeny: Hi Shotgun Beet: Hello Shoygun. Cat: 13 cuts in the original, timm. #14 was on the first digital diner Johan Amadeus Myjetski: shotgun, sorry EWeston: A chatter of some caliber DJTweeny: dunno Timm Cat: just a shot away? Cat: how shall we feel about this? DJTweeny: The album page says it's 13 episodes, and Cat gave me the 14th Johan Amadeus Myjetski: shoot it before we run, now The Timm McCoy: In my collection I have 20 cuts Power, Lif On The Edge DJTweeny: what Cat said Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “POWER” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln ||||||||| pinholeF200 walks away to The Aviary. EWeston: I;m feeling my thumb, but that's just me. ||||||||| 10:04 PM -- pinholeF200 enters.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). The Timm McCoy: 14. Pet Cemetary 15. Pow-er 16. - Splash of the Titans 17. Ben-way & Gin 18. Moonwalker 19. Beverly Hills Street Blues 20. Powers End Cat: was that the number of episodes on Heat, timm? Cat: hello again, pin Timeghost: Gotta go; it's been fun. Laters. EWeston: Happy trails TG Cat: by time Beet: See ya, ghost Lil: Ta ta The Timm McCoy: Heat, Cat? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This puts me in mind of that Tim Robbins movie "The Player", somehow. SidFudd: Hey, have all you cats been to my blog? I put up lots of out-of-print records, and a few of them are Firesign-related. You should all be sure to hear "Salloom Sinclair & The Mother Bear" SidFudd:http://taylorjessen.blogspot.com/ Lil: Thanks for the link Sid Lil: I liked that movie JAM Cat: yes, power was serialized on john hockenberry's show Heat in 1990 ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." SidFudd: At this exact second you will be delighted know that mounted on my Otar MX5050 is Ossman's copy of Radio Free Oz for 1/14/1968, which I am now digitizing. Country Joe & the Fish are belting out the Fixin-to-Die Blues ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| soiled - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cat: i can see that, jam The Timm McCoy: 20 tracks on Power. Cat: was that the last krla show, taylor? Lil: Nice Cat: right after that, bergman did a lot of weird shit on krla, i guess just in need of a paycheck The Timm McCoy: Oh Heat 1990, Now I get it. Wow, that herbal medicine get ya thinking weird too. Cat: sent you the venus thing he did, taylor. or what's left of it SidFudd: 1/14/1968 was not THE last KRLA show, but it was the last show broadcast live from the Magic Mushroom Beet: Dead Wife Dogfood. Cat: he was a dj briefly, he did that venus thing, i think something else. pinholeF200: tape recorder? must be some arcane 20th century tech Cat: was that the tv set? i recorded that off the radio The Timm McCoy: Sid. There is another Radio Free Oz other than the Sept 67 I have? rebozoette: " reading comments Cat: there are MANY radio free ozzes Cat: Fuck! Lil: ? EWeston: But no radio free Ozzie. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Was that the NSA cutting in? The Timm McCoy: Which means I have a few more to get than. Didn't know there was a 1/14/68. Must have missed it SidFudd: the history of RFO is a little complicated - first KPFK, then KRLA, then KRLA again, then KMET Cat: lol, ew Beet: Then online The Timm McCoy: Got it Sid. DJTweeny: was there a problem with the stream? ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Cat: in late 70s, back on kpft again. finally the podcasts pinholeF200: you mean we can't pee right into it? Cat: idea how many, but i can think of half a dozen easily Johan Amadeus Myjetski: just a little hiccup, i guess SidFudd: Bergman just said he saw "...a woman and a dog dressed in identical clothes" DJTweeny: Texas is a long way away, pin ;) rebozoette: sweat martini whats the garnish The Timm McCoy: Just downloaded them all. Lil: That sounds about right Cat SidFudd: Lotta great stuff I've digitized so far...show with Andy Warhol where Warhol refused to speak...talking to Pete Townshend about Meher Baba... EWeston: You maybe glad to hear that Alex Jones predicted an alien invasion today Cat: ah, the 66 stuff, timm Beet: Any sightings out there? Cat: did kpfk release their archives? Lil: That would explain some things EW SidFudd: Elaine - he was right! Boy, you live in the sticks! We're all at the feet of our new overlords here in greater L.A. llanwydd: alex jones is contemptible Cat: or do you have other ways of getting those shows? DJTweeny: perhaps he will play the FST training film on his show, EW? EWeston: Would you want to be known as the Alex Jones Aliens? SidFudd: Hey, we need a football franchise, and take any mascot that's available, I say Cat: i'd love to train to be in the firesign theatre Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That'd be fun, Cat! EWeston: I can't wait to see the cheer leaders for that team pinholeF200: LA has the Rams again, so they still need a football team The Timm McCoy: 66 stuff is the best in my opinion. SidFudd: heh, a splice just broke The Timm McCoy:http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/feed.xml Cat: better than the 67 oz? that's my fave EWeston: Their range of talents are hard to duplicate cat. Mind you you have much of those talents Lil: All that special free association Cat: ive been their student for almsot 50 years. EWeston: I'm ok at that. The vocal and acting training/talent, I don't EWeston: haz Cat: i'm a terrible actor, as anyone who listens to my radio plays knows. shoes for the dead: thinking sideways EWeston: The intense interaction, over years Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, Cat, there's a lot of terrible parts that'd NEED terrible actors. SidFudd: GOD DAMN BLEEDING SPLICES Cat: i acted in my plays because i couldn't get anyone else to do it. Lil: But that's being terrible on purpose which is hard to do Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, the Noel Coward defense, Cat! EWeston: Well I'm away's open to foolish fun. Count me in. llanwydd: you could have gotten me, cat DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give Sid a grease pencil and a razor blade ||||||||| Catherwood gets sid a grease pencil and a razor blade. Lil: At hello? SidFudd: sonavabitching bleeding splice broke the tape in TWO LAYERS llanwydd: what is the noel coward defense? Cat: I was visiting Phil and Melinda around Xmas in 95 and Melinda asked me why I didn't write radio plays? The Mark Time award was coming up and they suggested I compete. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, DJT! shoes for the dead: Oych!! Lil: Pawn to rook 4 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Acting in your own plays, Llan! Cat: This was long ago, Llan. but if I get back into that again, you;re first on my list llanwydd: thanks, cat Cat: call jackson brown: layers in love llanwydd: aha. yes coward appeared in his own plays and one film SidFudd: good god ANOTHER ONE EWeston: Klinkons fire bomb pawn Cat: taylor, do you know how much of the new power bergman wrote?
rebozoette " Lil: lol EW Cat: i suspect #14 was the last recorded llanwydd: I got a part in a noel coward revue but I didn't like it all that much and dropped out early in the production. something I rarely do EWeston: I play a good game of pigeon chess llanwydd: scoff law! lol Cat: this is from the first Digital Diner, 1995 as i recall SidFudd: Cat: no idea Lil: like Cat: wow, i have stuff you don't? The Timm McCoy: I just aquired all of the XM shows Fools in Space Cat: i think this is early in his relationship with ted bonnet Lil: I was in the chess club in college but more as a groupie DJTweeny: wish the XM stuff wasn't in Real format Cat: by the way, taylor, i assume you added the ossman interview to the archives? Beet: lol Hell;s Agents The Timm McCoy: Alot of the I have not seen yet. In Real format. the video is small but the sound kicks ass. Cat: it wasn't all bad sound and i think dave says some important things there llanwydd: I had some friends in the Chess Club. I was in the Drama Club The Timm McCoy:Tweeny if you use the Real Converter you can make them Window Media files Cat: thats why i used some of it in the ossman collage graduation piece SidFudd: I just restored all the XM "Fools in Space" audio - as soon as we have a download store, that'll be up for sale ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: I'll look for it, Timm, thanks DJTweeny: cool, Sid Cat: can you release these digital diners, fudd? Lil: I don't do drama anymore I always say I gave at the office EWeston: I swimteamed. I was pretty good, but still a geek Lil: I kind of traveled back and forth llanwydd: I do dramamine sometimes ''Bob'': It just hit me... Is one of the actresses in this piece the same as Hawkmoth in Eat or Be Eaten? Sounds familiar. Lil: geek to cool to geek Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I did drama in high school. Lil: I was a singer The Timm McCoy: The "Fools In Space Collection" was the best audio dump i got. Not real easy to get anymore. Lil: Special choirs Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is that for the more moving experiences, Llan? pinholeF200: I was on yearbook staff--before you say not groovy, I was a photographer--very groovy llanwydd: good one johan ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" The Timm McCoy: I put "Fools" on 4 cds. It's a lot of audio. SidFudd: Timm - have you got Show 00? The one they did before 9/11 without Ossman? That'll be available for download ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 10:36 PM", then leaves hurriedly. EWeston: I think I last did church choir as my voice was changing. llanwydd: hey bb Bunnyboy: Okay, where ya holdin' it? DJTweeny: Hey Bunny Lil: Fantastic Sid Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was also in band. That's right. A band brat. The Timm McCoy: Phil talks a lot of his "Big Brother" VO job. Pretty excited about it then. Lil: Hi Bunny Bunnyboy: There's no there there! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Firesign's “ONE ORGANISM, ONE VOTE! THE AFTERMATH!” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-ln' Beet: Greetings Bunny pinholeF200: hey Bb Cat: hi bun Lil: Some friends wanted me to be their lead singer in a band Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, BB! SidFudd: Timm, you totally still should ship us your RFO reels - no pressure, but you should totally do that The Timm McCoy: YES "00" I do have that one. EWeston: I finally gave up on the corenet as I enterred HS Lil: Too sexy, I wasn't ready Bunnyboy: Condolences, and healthful hopes, Lil. shoes for the dead: gotta go, Park it and Lock it! Lil: Kind of you BB, thanks Lil: Take it easy shoes rebozoette: lugg nutz Bunnyboy: nite shooz EWeston: I really like some female rock vocals llanwydd: parking is such sweet sorrow Beet: Nite, shoes. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-ln ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Keep the laces straight, Shoes! Bunnyboy: How's doc? EWeston: Ba bye Shoes SidFudd: ooh, this is interesting - you guys remember the Dear Friends episode "Welcom to Microorganism State Park" where Robert Kelly comes on and reads a poem? I'm digitizing the 1/14/1968 RFO right now and whaddya know, here's Robert Kelly Cat: Laura Quin, right? She has a wonderful voice Lil: me too, I had such a pure voice back then Bunnyboy: Second on Quinn vox! Cat: she added a lot to eobe. Lil: She does indeed Cat SidFudd: Robert Kelly appears in Firesign's home movies - they visited him when they did their East Coast tour in Spring 1970 Cat: a voice that you can hear inspiring bergman to love her, and risk his life for her EWeston: S O'conner Bunnyboy: BLOW-UP on TCM, Midnight ET, 9:00 PT! Lil: She sure did but I couldn't help thinking of MTV Lil: True, true cat very velvety Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOVE that film, BunnyBoy! Cat: around the same time period as their flick, also propelled by bergman's love Lil: Wish I could see that BB, loved that movie llanwydd: I've seen one antonioni film, l'Aventura or however you spell it Lil: Whatsisname was so skinny then Lil: David Hemmings Cat: i dont know if this was the beginning of his relationship with pat stallone but it really does indicate a shift in bergman product llanwydd: I thought it was pretty good if I remember right but I don't remember the story Cat: did you like it, llan? Lil: then in Gladiator he was fat with eyebrows down to his knees llanwydd: as I remember, I enjoyed it but as I say I don't remember it too well pinholeF200: was this in Florida? Bunnyboy: A good companion with THE CONVERSATION... Cat: i saw blow up in a theatre in my home town, a suitable obscure town in saskathewan. ''Bob'': Was the video of Eat or Be Eaten ever released? I didn't even realize it existed... The Timm McCoy:https://archive.org/details/Firesign_Theatre_Podcasting_004 Lil: Yes, excellent pairing BB Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Another excellent film, BB! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Cat: some of my relatvies walked out in disgust Cat: i bought my first camera Beet: A lesson in high-powered politics. The Timm McCoy: Sorry, this one is better: https://archive.org/details/Firesign_Theatre_Podcasting_001 Lil: Really what a shame Cat, their loss Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Blow Up is an experiment in perception. The realization that reality is in fact only perception Bunnyboy: "Bob": I think I've seen it floating around YouTube. Different mix, and it is. SidFudd: EOBE was released on VHS and Beta. We've got a nice master. It's Cinemax, which means it's HBO, and they never license anything, but we may free-use it and release it ourselves anyway Lil: Yep EWeston: In other weirdness George Bush's top speach writer says he will not vote for Trump SidFudd: Did you know that if you play Blow-Up and Blow Out at the same time, one ends first, and you hear Dark Side of the Moon backwards Bunnyboy: Specifically, it's much more Proctor's showcase than Bergman's. Cat: those were very prudish days in those days, lil. firesign really went out of their way to fight that. Lil: EOBE vid is on youtube ''Bob'': Sweet... Cat: interestin g comment, jam Lil: They sure did lol EWeston: I didn't know that Sid Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Sid, but you, that makes perfect sense to me Bunnyboy: Johnny Carson VO: "I did not know that..." Cat: bun, they were both volcanos of creativity. ''Bob'': Found it. Now I can keep the Firesign going after the chat... :) Lots or work to do. Late night tonight. Lil: Nice "Bob" Lil: Missing Yolk vid also on you tube Cat: beautiful stereo on this ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cat: thanks, lil. i forget the name. EWeston: I feel better for it...maybe Lil: Yep sure is Cat Lil: What name Cat Bunnyboy: The EVENING AT THE IMPROV Nick Danger set, also on YouTube. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Need to run. Thanks for the laughter, and love to everyone! Cat: i once won the george orwell award. proud of that. Bunnyboy: Let's face it: Even Warhol will be on YouTube, eventually. Lil: Take care JAM you too EWeston: Has a good week JAM Lil: You should be Cat SidFudd: cheerio, and thanks for the Magic Bowel Movement Beet: Next time, JAM. Cat: i said firesign flick, forgot it was called missing yoliks Bunnyboy: Night, Boomer! Cat: same to you, jam Lil: Improv episode with FST and Macik and Jamie on Hulu pinholeF200: if you're up all night, after 4 hours you should see a doctor pinholeF200: or throw a towel over it Bunnyboy: Pat Paulsen's short-lived solo series, also on Hulu. Lil: The Case of the Missing Yolk is full title The Timm McCoy: "Hot Shorts" All of them on You Tube. Great collection. Made just like "J-Men Forever" Old film VO's Lil: I have it on cassette too Lil: VHS Lil: *Mack The Timm McCoy: "Eat of Be Eaten" was a tough video to find. But have a VHS of it I burned to DVD The Timm McCoy: Eat OR Be Eaten, sorry Lil: Wish I had the electronics to do that Timm ''Bob'': I have Missing Yolk and EYKIW on VHS, but nothing to play them on anymore! Bunnyboy: In my secret identity of Captain Compulsion, I just ordered all 6 volumes of Elzie Segar's collected Popeye strips. Lil: Yeah I got scalped on EBay for a crummy old copy ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cat: My VHS copy of hot shorts somehow dissolved llanwydd: guaranteed annual year! lol DJTweeny: lol @ Cpt. Compulsion Lil: LOL BB Cat: it'll be on the new dvd, lil Lil: Nice Lil: They dissolve just like we will Cat: fudd would know. he's here now SidFudd: DIGITIZE YOURSELF NOW EWeston: My library has has some early Popeye collections, have fun ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Cat: lil, i really don't want to think about that now. there are more positive things to think about. The Timm McCoy: Cat, any idea of the cost of the new DVDs? Bunnyboy: I've been collecting Yoe Books' issue-for-issue reprints of Bud Sagendorf's Popeye run, for the last 4 years. Lil: LOL Sid, I go to Ralph for new parts DJTweeny: Sid, have you seen tghe movie Transcendence? pinholeF200: Thanks for the fun time Tween and all of ya! Cat: such as, we're not dissolved now, but continually evolving. the more firesign we hear, the more happy neurons we create DJTweeny: That's exactly what a software mogul does Cat: sir fudd is in charge of that EWeston: Bye Pinhole DJTweeny: yw pin Lil: Evolving AND dissolving, yin/yang, simple Beet: nte, pin Bunnyboy: bye pin! SidFudd: hee hee, no, I haven't seen "Transcendence" - directed by Chris Nolan's DP, who wants digital progress to stop Cat: by pin Cat: well put, lil The Timm McCoy:Tweeny any idea of the cost of the DVD? DJTweeny: worth a watch Sid Lil: C u Pin rebozoette: brilliant Lil: Thank you Cat Cat: i'd love to see it ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" DJTweeny: Johnny Depp does a great job SidFudd: No idea yet of the cost - we need to make sure we can fit everything on two DVDs first! Cat: we are on your side, lil. Bunnyboy: Waitaminnit! What about the gray? The Timm McCoy: Thanks Lil: Thanks Cat :-) SidFudd: I'm thinking everyone should probably see "Midnight Special": http://www.avclub.com/review/midnight-special-unique-blend-chase-flick-and-sci--233568 Lil: Back into the universal consciousness :-) Lil: Where we can do some good Cat: the colour or the alian overlord, bun? Lil: Thanks for the link Sid Cat: have you read any philip k dick, lil? Lil: Love links from you guys Bunnyboy: Well, to US'ns, "colour" is a bit alien... Lil: Nope Cat Bunnyboy: Here comes the sausage! Lil: But you know there are many paths to the same knowledge Bunnyboy: Oh! Links!....erhm... The Timm McCoy: I LOVE YOU ALL! This channel is much needed for all the Bozos of us that there is! Or is that are? Cat: to people with synesthesia, colour is part of other universes of experience Lil: Gee I haven't had a sausage for a long time LOL EWeston: Full of newsprint, and I hope the green is parsely Beet: I'd like to keep a breast. Lil: LOL Beet Cat: 21 years now, timm. the firesign want us to do this. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" The Timm McCoy: NITE ALL! ''Bob'': Thanks, Tweeny. Busy on another screen, but here in spirit. :) EWeston: Bye dear friends Lil: Thank all of you goofs for helping me get through the night Merlyn: thanks tweeno Cat: by timm ||||||||| Merlyn is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:58 PM. The Timm McCoy: Bye Cat! SidFudd: To those of you who are red-green colorblind, you'll enjoy this Betty Boop cartoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjpCaEhBNJU rebozoette: Beet Bunnyboy Cat DJTweeny EWeston Lil rebozoette SidFudd The Timm McCoy pinholeF200 thanks all and cat wonderful and tweenie you da best Beet: Lots of fun. Thanks everyone. Thanks, Tween. G'Nite. ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:58 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs pinholeF200 by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Cat: rebo Lil: Merlyn didn't see you there! DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Cat: i'm off to work on my collage for next week, tom waits Lil: Hello and good night Bunnyboy: nite rebo! Cat: next week then SidFudd: Britney Spears, but Tom Waits. G'night all. Tip your waitstaff DJTweeny: cool, Cat Lil: I think we're getting better at this Bunnyboy: Yeah, me out too. Cheers, kids! Cat: really, anyone can do this. Cat: hope others do Bunnyboy: Thanks, Sid, for the update! ||||||||| Cat leaves at 11:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Lil: It can become a honed skill though :-) ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llanwydd: ugh. that piano. Bunnyboy: Thanks, Tween, for the feed! #munch Lil:Tweeny thank you, you are a true dear llanwydd: well, I'm out too. Nite everybody! ||||||||| Around 11:00 PM, llanwydd walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| 11:00 PM -- Bunnyboy left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Lil: You do a great job Lil: Nite llan DJTweeny: you're very welcome, Lil :) Lil: Well unfortunately I have some paperwork to do Lil: You all have been good medicine DJTweeny: Best wishes with your struggles, Lil Lil: Time for me to get cracking though Lil: Thank you Tweeny Lil: N Lil: Sweet dreams everybody DJTweeny: Nite Lil: Who typed that N lol DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Lil: Take good care everyone ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween leaves to catch the 11:05 PM train to Billville. ||||||||| DJTweeny is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:05 PM. ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dude - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Shotgun - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Timeghost - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lil - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Tabacco - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| SidFudd - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| EWeston - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| I can't figure this out. - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| rebozoette - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Phaedrus - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with dude close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 2:30 AM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary. ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Canary Red - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| dude - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| The Timm McCoy - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Bob''
Beet
Bunnyboy
Cat
DJTweeny
dude
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
pinholeF200
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
SidFudd
soiled
Tabacco
The Timm McCoy
Timeghost
