Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
03/10/2016

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 10, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 6:51 PM and terry sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 7:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| terry - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "7:35 PM and late as usual, it's DJTweeny, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween gets out at 7:37 PM.
||||||||| Around 7:37 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Outside, the 7:38 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Rufus_T_Firetween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Talking Heads)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Cat', just granted probation at 8:45 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
||||||||| Outside, the 8:52 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Joahn Amadeus Myjetski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Love Talkin' Heads!
||||||||| Outside, the 8:53 PM bus from Seattle pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Hi E!
DJTweeny: Hi EW, Johan
Rufus_T_Firetween: They be talkin', Johan :)
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: Yoohand, Tweeny and Cat g'devenin
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:57 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Funfun Town."
Beet: Evening all.
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
Beet: Howdy DJ
Beet: Digging the Talking Heads
||||||||| rebozoette waltzes in at 8:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
Beet: Yo rebo
rebozoette: Beet Cat DJTweeny EWeston Joahn Amadeus Myjetski rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween hello all and tweenie thanks in advance and cat yeah
EWeston: Rebzoette and der Beatz
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Hi rebozoette!
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Beet!
rebozoette: was out there lurkin
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 10, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Beet: Howdy Mr EW, JAM
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and shoes for the dead gets out at 9:00 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
shoes for the dead: Howdy
Beet: Hi shoes
EWeston: Someone pot some gum on that shoe
Cat: hey
EWeston: Put too!
rebozoette: sand the floors
EWeston: Renew the air fresheners
||||||||| yet more cat enters at 9:02 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Beet: Hello yet
yet more cat: more hay. enough to feed a hungry horse
shoes for the dead: what?
EWeston: You can't have too much cat?
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: I don't mind mindless fellowship...
yet more cat: lol
rebozoette: replace your batteries
rebozoette: never recork
shoes for the dead: with caol?
EWeston: Single handed fellowship zone, enter here
shoes for the dead: coal
Beet: Isn't that the tune for Marching To Shibboleth
yet more cat: i hope nabby gets here soon. i'll be mentioningn him on my interview
rebozoette: make sure your tassels swing
EWeston: The sign of a true professional. Hand printed
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Nabby', just granted probation at 9:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
shoes for the dead: finger printed
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
shoes for the dead: hey Nab
EWeston: That ole debil Nabby
yet more cat: he heard his name and he fell right over
Beet: Evenin' Nab
Nabby: Hey all
EWeston: That's what hand sanitizers are made for
Nabby: lol
rebozoette: the wind in the dog bark
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
yet more cat: its the tween voice
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Nabby, how are ya?
Nabby: arf?
Beet: Hello down there
Nabby: good JAM you?
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Smells like breakfast, eh, Beet?
EWeston: Flashers over there?
Nabby: haha
Beet: It's CAT Now Radio
EWeston: Good kitty
shoes for the dead: international call
Nabby: hot flashes
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
rebozoette: yeah
Nabby: (hot flashers?)
Beet: And there's a light down here
Nabby: pork?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:08 PM and pinholeF200 bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
EWeston: The kind that gives a good flashback
DJTweeny: Hi pin
Nabby: pinner!
Nabby: the pinster
Beet: hi pin
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Wait - is that pin I see?
EWeston: Mongol breakfast?
Nabby: ouch!
EWeston: One or the other, Hey Pin
pinholeF200: Howdy Tween, Nab, Beet, JAM and all of Firedom
Nabby: mm breakfast
rebozoette: veep enters
shoes for the dead: hey Pin
EWeston: Via the semidum waiter
Nabby: how r u reboz?
pinholeF200: yo shoes
rebozoette: so true
shoes for the dead: wait here?
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: I am a BIG Phil Ochs fan!
rebozoette: Nabby grand just grand
Nabby: me too!
EWeston: I'll wait forever
Nabby: good good reboz
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “Hicks, Ochs, Mccan”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/'
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Particularly Pl;easures of the Harbour
rebozoette laughing her robozoette off
Beet: This ought to be very interesting
shoes for the dead: sounds neat, Cat
Nabby: Pleasures is really special
rebozoette: see cat what vision
shoes for the dead: swiss chese log movement
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: sold an unbelievable 600,000 copies!
Nabby: Cat-vision is ear-vision
Nabby: really JAM wow
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Incredible for a 'folk' album, only Dylan was selling like that!
EWeston: Now I can see around corners!
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: I would sneak in and listen to it on my brother's system, when he wasn't home...
yet more cat: could y'all hear me?
Nabby: brave, unusual tracks like crucifixion don't happen very often - love miranda too
rebozoette: thanks cat
EWeston: Yah sounded real regular
Beet: You sounded fine, Cat
shoes for the dead: sounded Canadian to me
Nabby: Cat-o-mat!
Nabby: lol EW
yet more cat: i'm into doing these things these days
DJTweeny: Bill Hicks - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks
EWeston: We'll build a wall to stop all of that.
||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine)! steps in at 9:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Just a quick hello, Dear Heads.
DJTweeny: Hail and well met, Stones
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Dylan had 'leap frogged' by going electric, POTH was Phil's attempt to doulbe leap frog. Really pushed the envelope on that one
Beet: Howdy Hemlock
rebozoette: waters fine
yet more cat: hey stones. you just missed my voice
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Excuse me! I meant "Friends!"
EWeston: Hemlock on the roks pleeze
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Howdy, Beet!
shoes for the dead: hey Stones
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Hello Cat. Sorry to miss your voice.
pinholeF200: hey stones
Nabby: Hey Hem
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Hemlock, how's it going?
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: And hello Shoes! And pinhole! And nabby!
rebozoette: funway
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: And Johann... again thank you for your marvelous Symphony in C minus!
||||||||| "9:19 PM? 9:19 PM!!" says Catherwood, "saintslade should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as saintslade enters and sits at the bar.
||||||||| yet more cat departs at 9:20 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: The last movement of Beethoven's Seventh Symphony (7th) in A major never will quite sound the same!
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks! For the straight poop, just go where I go, every morning...
shoes for the dead: hey st slade
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:20 PM, dragging yetmorecat by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
EWeston: Hide the catnip!
yetmorecat: i was lost, like adam and eve
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Your right about that, Johann. I appreciate an honest flush.
Nabby: slade
Nabby: way fun
EWeston: Its always better to be lost together
saintslade: Ahoy hoy all
Beet: Another one just like the other one
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com
EWeston: Ahoy there ahoy
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Question: Where can an honest man get a DVD of "Martian Space Party?"
pinholeF200: First heard this on KSHE St. Louis, can't imagine them playing Phil Ochs now
||||||||| Around 9:22 PM, DJTweeny walks off into the sunset...
rebozoette: chips ahoy
Nabby: Ahoy!
shoes for the dead: it's coming, Stones
||||||||| DJTweeny bounds in at 9:22 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Nabby: Tweeny go bbye
rebozoette: now I want cookies
EWeston: Web quake time?
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: I wish I had been there in 1972. Maybe I was but can no longer remember!
Beet: Dr Tim, Come Back!
yetmorecat: i was gonna say, but forgot, that chat is now 21 years old. old enough to vote, smoke dope
Nabby: who doesn't
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Okay, but first, tell me where you found an honest man! (your best Rocky Rococco accent)
Nabby: welcome tween
DJTweeny: hello again
yetmorecat: you folks all enjoying this?
Beet: Welcome back, Tween
EWeston: In solitary confinment usually
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Hello Johann. I have been walking about Ancient Greece for a long time trying to find an honest man!
DJTweeny: great stuff, cat :)
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Nabby: catherwood give everyone moleskin cookies
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone moleskin cookies.
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Timothy Leary's dead. No, no, no, no, he's outside, looking in
rebozoette: really great stuff cat ty
Beet: Liking this, Cat
EWeston: This cookie is sick!
Nabby: Cat is an earful
rebozoette: its fuzzy
Nabby: blech!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: I thought Timothy Leary was in Outer Space by now.
shoes for the dead: we've been contributing to the delinquency of a minor all along
Nabby: it's zizzing
EWeston: Incoming!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Shoes: A minor have always been delinquent as it has no sharps!
pinholeF200: Small Circle of Friends = guided tour of the slippery slope
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: A
EWeston: An intergalactive com cookie. With all the apps
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Oops! I meant to say that A minor has always been delinquent as it has no sharps!
yetmorecat: this is much fun to do. why don't y'all do it too?
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: there was this C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar, but are refused service. Why?
yetmorecat: firesign was built on collage. bergman cut a collage single when he was in high school
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Nabby: minors?
shoes for the dead: ?
EWeston: I'm building a bass guitar right now. Maybe later
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: They don't serrve minors
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: I just met Albert Hoffman. I thought he was the same as Abbie Hoffman. (Too many fs or too few?)
Nabby: yepsk
rebozoette: why jam why
Nabby: I thought they were the same guy
Nabby: (kidding)
yetmorecat: who's gonna mine their coal?
shoes for the dead: Abbie is dead too
EWeston: Because sometmes jelly won't do
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Nabby: oh right I misread Hem
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: C Eb, & G is a minor chord. Minors aren't served in legal bars
DJTweeny: George Martin has left us
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Johann, that's a great joke! Maybe you can rewrite the Beethoven Fifth so that it's in C major all the way through.
Nabby: musicians here?
yetmorecat: i thought he had died long ago
EWeston: I knew a D minor
saintslade: Cat, I was familiar with Bill Hicks years before I became aware Dan Hicks (RIP)
Nabby: me musician
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: So sorry about George Martin. RIP.
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: YES, DJT, Big influence on my own audio engineering
yetmorecat: glad he lived a long time, hopefully still in some kind of conciousness
yetmorecat: one of the great influences on music and sound in our time
rebozoette: we don't have emoticons for that tweenie
EWeston: What do you play Nabby. Do you usually win?
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Johann, he was a truly great man and musician.
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Consciousness nevers dies, never
saintslade: Loved George Martin's work with Peter Sellers
Nabby: Martin, Sgt Pepper, 4 track, genius
yetmorecat: lol
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Well, Dearest ones... I gotta scram! I will see you all soon!
||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine)! says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Hemlock Stones (Genuine)! exits at 9:30 PM.
yetmorecat: by hem
Nabby: Bbye HStones
Beet: Nite Hemlock
EWeston: Don't take any stray pebbles Stones
pinholeF200: seeya stones
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Yep, Nabby. At one point he cascaded 6 Tapco 6 channel mike mixers together into those 4 tracks
yetmorecat: something else i wanted to say, with justin trudean in dc now, there is a great outpouring of affection for your country in canada now.
rebozoette: rock and a happy place
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Fare thee well, Hemlock!
DJTweeny: wow Johan
Nabby: Martin, Abbey Road, finest produced and engineered album of all time
yetmorecat: recent trips to the states has generally found that to be reciprocated.
EWeston: He never pays his fare.
Beet: Love the tune, Cat
yetmorecat: its as if we're all cousins. very cool
DJTweeny: an audio creative genius for sure
yetmorecat: yeah, it rocks, beet
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Love Eddie Harris. Saw him live in Memphis in 86, I think it was. Outdoors, 106 degrees
shoes for the dead: Eddie Harris!!!
yetmorecat: great sax
Nabby: Martin, the orchestral tracks in Yellow Submarine, much emulated in later years
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: ELECTRIC sax!
rebozoette: tweenie nino forgot u
yetmorecat: this tune should be in every jazz lover's collection
EWeston: Lotta folks on the tour trail. Tesla's playing again.
rebozoette: umm sax
shoes for the dead: yuppers, Cat
||||||||| Catherwood leads Timeghost in through the front door at 9:33 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
yetmorecat: hi time
EWeston: Tg hi ho
Beet: I have it on a great collection called, "Great Moments In Jazz"
shoes for the dead: hey tg
DJTweeny: yeah rebozoette, Austin must be blocking his psychic powers
yetmorecat: all times are high
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Nabby, when I was reading Lord of the Rings back in 70, I played the orchestral side of yellow Submarine and Caravan's Land of Grey and Pink over and over as the 'soundtrack' to the books!
Timeghost: OK, I FINALLY figured out how to listen to these 'casts again. Howdy all.
DJTweeny: Hi Timeghost
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at http://www.seemreal.com
Nabby: ty Rufus
Beet: Hi, Ghost
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: greets, Ghost!
shoes for the dead: Champion Jack dupree @ Motrose is good too
Nabby: sweet JAM!
Nabby: Tghost
Nabby: Martin, producer: Beck's Blow by Blow, just wow
EWeston: Not my Camero!
Nabby: lol
DJTweeny: Didn't know he produced Blow By Blow
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: I have dreamed of what it must've been like to work with sir George. He had a great sense of humor, I understand
yetmorecat: ah, colombian
rebozoette: frozen
EWeston: daiquarie
DJTweeny: Alan Parsons was 2nd to Martin on Abbey Road. I think he was still a teenager
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: I am overcome. talk almost yourselves. I'll give you a topic: George producing Firesign
Nabby: the cuervo gold; the fine columbian
yetmorecat: great idea, jaw
yetmorecat: jam
EWeston: More cowbell!
yetmorecat: i think they were profoundly inspired by what he did with the beatles
yetmorecat: they have often said as much
shoes for the dead: hey NSA guy
Nabby: interesting idea
Beet: George's son is also a producer.
yetmorecat: speaking of cows...
yetmorecat: better than a consumer
Nabby: in a way the four or five were their own producer
yetmorecat: the war with the cows ended
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Or a collar between FST and the Bonzo Dog Band, great friends of the Beatles
rebozoette: top hat
EWeston: Don't, they'll stampede
Nabby: very studio savvy they
yetmorecat: proc is everybody's friend
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: collab.
yetmorecat: and the tubes/sctv connection, jam
EWeston: Neil Innes is still doing music.
rebozoette: that organ need tulips
Nabby: lol
DJTweeny: cool, EW
yetmorecat: there was a great connection of comics and musicians in those days in la, and many other places
EWeston: We'll have to remove the extras then?
Beet: Some amazing solos on this
||||||||| Outside, the 9:42 PM bus from Derry pulls away, leaving Nancy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi Nancy
shoes for the dead: hey Nancy
Beet: Nancy!
yetmorecat: was that too abrupt, that cut?
yetmorecat: hi nancy
EWeston: Wait, it may be a Nancy trap!
pinholeF200: hey Nancy
DJTweeny: Sounded OK to me, Cat
Nabby: we know her a Nancy
Nabby: azz
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Of Vivian Stanshell'sleft us
Nabby: sounds good
shoes for the dead: what a sap she had
rebozoette: aubry farber
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Of Course
Nabby: yes indeed
saintslade: I believe some of the other Bonzos still perform as well
EWeston: An absurd death. Caught his own breard on fire
rebozoette: yes yes
Nabby: BDB was/is special
EWeston: Playing pubs in England
yetmorecat: we're all bonzos on this bust
Nabby: and "brave, brave sir robin..."
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, yetmorecat!
EWeston: I'm getting off this bust
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Would I say yes, to mean yes?
rebozoette: bob bob bobbin
yetmorecat: happy tits
rebozoette: lol cat
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: tits up!
EWeston: Unless you said eureka. Then I'd hand you a bath towel
Beet: That's the first time I realized that she said, "bees and spiders in there".
saintslade: I often think about the ever-widening hole when I flush the toilet. I should get it fixed
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: lol!
rebozoette: naw touch the floor
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Lil close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:48 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
rebozoette: turk ish
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
rebozoette: hi lol
Beet: Yeah, baby!
EWeston: If your doing push ups, that's cheatin!
yetmorecat: hi lil
shoes for the dead: hey Lil!
DJTweeny: You missed a great Cat Collage
Beet: Hi, Lil
rebozoette: hi lil
EWeston: Mz Lil.
yetmorecat: i'm interested in your opinions
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Lil!
Lil: Talk to the dog, she went on the carpet :-P
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: A good feel cat
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Firesign's “RADIO NOW LIVE (Part 2)”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
RADIO NOW LIVE may be purchased at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#RNLIVEPFTFTJ'
rebozoette: YEAH
saintslade: Nice mix Cat!
Lil: Hi everyone happy to be here
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
EWeston: If you had a cat he'd merely throw up on the carpet
yetmorecat: what is a cat pee toilet?
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Kudos to you Cat! I'm hoisting a cold ginger ale in your general direction!
||||||||| Merlyn sneaks in around 9:50 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Lil: What can I say, I'm a dog person
yetmorecat: a place cat's can't shit? that makes no sense
Beet: lol
EWeston: Is that where the married gay toaster thing came from
Beet: Hi Merl
rebozoette: happy as a chappy in a snappy sarappie
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
yetmorecat: merl, the engineer
shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn
EWeston: You might put someones eye out
Lil: I would love to have a survival yo-yo with a compass
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Greetings, Merlyn
Merlyn: hi all
rebozoette: or cellophane
Lil: Hi Merl
yetmorecat: even higher for some
Lil: I'll try to jump right in lol
EWeston: Cellophane can be impressionable
Lil: Where did the ant farm go?
saintslade: Crinkling cellophane really attracts cats' ears
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Out of the bong, and into the smong?
EWeston: It crawlled away mysteriously
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
shoes for the dead: violphane
Merlyn: Carl LaFong?
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Lil: After I listened to the Bob and Ray pieces on Chromium Switch I got a lot of insight about stuff
rebozoette: play it again samdeanie
EWeston: Danjer
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Great WCFields reference, Merlyn!
rebozoette: yeah like stuff don't chage
yetmorecat: lil, yes listening to bob an ray does good to your brain
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nancy - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
yetmorecat: i hope that is said of my collages at some point in distant time
Lil: Indeed it does, Ican't stop playing it lol
yetmorecat: by nancy
Lil: Lots of associations there
Lil: I still have the first one you posted Cat
Lil: With the Phil Ochs :-)
Nabby: have them too
pinholeF200: maybe maybe
EWeston: Nooo! Who is they!?
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yetmorecat: the hicks piece i was thinkng about and sporadically working on tor 2 years
Nabby: Who am us?
yetmorecat: just finished it cuz he just died
EWeston: Sparticus the Pickle
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Us am Fireheads, Nabby!
yetmorecat: then nabby posted the phil ochs tune and ealr jive posted compared to what on facevook last sunday so i went with that
EWeston: A first class pickle
Nabby: A Spartikle Piccus
yetmorecat: i go with the inspiration of the time, more involving than long worked on projects
Nabby: indeed JAM
EWeston: A prickly sort
Nabby: prickly pair
rebozoette: a nickle pickle
EWeston: Bobby Jim Beolosky?
Nabby: yetmorecatikle
EWeston: Go long.
shoes for the dead: used to get a nickle pickle at the movies as a kid
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Nabby: i'll buy that for a nickel
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Why aren't Firesign performances treated like screenings of Rocky Horror? You know, everyone dressing up as their fave characters, throwing pickles & brown paper bags, etc?
Merlyn: They're audio
Nabby: i'm dressed like a turnip
DJTweeny: That would be cool, Johan
yetmorecat: jam, it was like that in the many firesign shows i attended
rebozoette: cheap but tasty
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
EWeston: In HS we had the nickle pickle package
Lil: I wanted an eyeball hat for so long
Nabby: neato yetmore
yetmorecat: a turned nip?
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Sales of Pyramid Pachouli would soar...
Nabby: me too Lil
Lil: What a great idea Jam
DJTweeny: Yeah, too bad they discontinued the Eyeball Hats
Lil: They honestly have such lame stuff for sale
Nabby: they should be mandatory
shoes for the dead: a spurned tit
DJTweeny: Gosh Lil, I don't think that at all
Nabby: such a cute word tit
Lil: Instead of mugs and such one one lasme stick logo
Lil: They would make loads more on eybeball hats, fezes, and squeaky clown noses
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Beet: I know what a tit is but what is a tat?
Lil: Oh shut up Ralph LMAO
EWeston: As George Carlin said,"Its like a snack."
yetmorecat: bergman loved to be bood
Lil: "I got my car from Ralph Spoilsport Motors"
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: And a teeshirt with a shadow of Nicky's widow reading "regnad kcin"
saintslade: Corn tits, cheese tits....tater tits
yetmorecat: hey ew, that gives me an idea. firesogm wotj carlin
EWeston: I left my heart in Koocaamonga
Nabby: has something to do with making lace Beet
Beet: I thoufght that was "tots"
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: He was a fan Cat
Lil: Making lace is called tatting
Nabby: catherwood give everyone laced beets
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone laced beets.
DJTweeny: The spoilsport license plate holders are cool. A great way to get recognized by fellow fireheads on the road
yetmorecat: as if spelling had been invented
rebozoette: tatting is lace
shoes for the dead: so it should be tat for tit
Lil: What are they laced with Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Lil
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Tit tatting,...
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
rebozoette: jasdfjaior thanks
yetmorecat: phil gave me one when we met him for lunch last year. it now adorns our vehicle
yetmorecat: makes it easy to find our car in the parking lot
Lil: Hey Tweeny Catherwood is being mean to me again
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Lil and says "Would you like something?"
DJTweeny: Be nice, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "I can't be nice"
yetmorecat: hey catherwood, stop being mean to Lil
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to yetmorecat and says "oh, fuck off yetmorecat!"
Lil: Lil ignores Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Lil and mumbles "Would you like something?"
Nabby: catherwood give everyone a nice gesture
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a nice gesture.
rebozoette: go catherwood just go
||||||||| Catherwood goes just go.
Nabby: hehe
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Catherwood, get everyone's goat
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone's goat.
Nabby: lol reboz
Nabby: lol
EWeston: go yell at cloud catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood goes yell at cloud.
Lil: Oh crap just kick him out the door
Lil: Thanks YMC
Beet: There's a good servant, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Beet and asks "Did you want me?"
saintslade: Wer'e all workers on this bus?
Nabby: catherwood give everyone a tuna boat wink wink
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a tuna boat wink wink.
yetmorecat: i think the number of ways one can say fuck in a sentence is an interesting areas to explore
EWeston: I gotta nose bleed
rebozoette: lol
saintslade: Work on this bus Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood works on this bus.
yetmorecat: they did milk this a lot
EWeston: Nice bummpers
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
pinholeF200: What?
Beet: What?
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Yetmorecat, refer to the film, the Big Lebowski for so many varieties of the term fuck as to approach meaninglessness
EWeston: Lift up your leg and bend over
yetmorecat: must watch that flick again
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Are you alright? then stop slapping me!
Nabby: pork?
yetmorecat: i was persecuted for saying fuck in the early 60s
yetmorecat: bergman too
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: I didn't even larn the word tip 1964
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: learn the word
rebozoette: kindergarten the writing was on the wall
EWeston: Be a lert
Beet: Actually got my mouth washed out with soap.
yetmorecat: to me in the 50s, i t was a hand thing. my dad asked me if i knew what that meant, and i told him, it was an insult. no context.
shoes for the dead: the world needs more lerts
Lil: I swear I thought Austin was going to say William Shatner
yetmorecat: it was a middle finger salute, meaning fuck you.
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: A lert lived in a yurt where he couldn't be hurt
yetmorecat: but as kids, we had no idea what fuck meant
Beet: WTF?
EWeston: He used to be a ware. Then he joined the Lert program
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
saintslade: Digitus Impudecus
EWeston: Sierra foxtrot India
shoes for the dead: well, I'm a mazed
yetmorecat: beware the minotsur
saintslade: Or rather Impudicus
EWeston: You used to be taller
EWeston: A mean wine
yetmorecat: no i used to be penn
EWeston: Freak range m'yself
yetmorecat: anyway, i wanted to tell you yanks that we cancuck have never felt more familiar than now, with justin' s visit to dc
EWeston: A testament to mucus
rebozoette: post toasted
Nabby: Donald Trump does, when it comes right down to it, fuck up everything. He fucks up his casinos. He fucks up his buildings… Maybe he'll fuck up his campaign before he fucks up the country. (Penn Jillette)
DJTweeny: It's apparently been a while since a canuck PM visited D.C.
DJTweeny: Nabby, it's likely he'll be Pres
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: Our lovely media has been poo pooing the visit. I'm happy he came down fer a visit
Nabby: pardon his french
yetmorecat: i guess so tween.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Nabby: not even Tweeny
Nabby: not to worry
EWeston: 19 years someone said
yetmorecat: our last pm was a kind of mnnor keague Sauron
pinholeF200: who's next?
Nabby: and dems will sweep congress
Nabby: just watch
yetmorecat: league
DJTweeny: Bernie in the WH?
yetmorecat: nab, youy think so?
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Bernie's my man!
Nabby: Feelin the Bern
Nabby: i sure do yetmore
EWeston: The senate is probable the house not so much
Beet: Anybody see Michael Moore's new one?
Nabby: no beet, good?
DJTweeny: nope Beet, what's it about?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
yetmorecat: i think a lieft leaning north america in charge of that kind of resourfce and demand pool equals a global shift in the right diiretion
EWeston: If you check us on idividual topics. Most Americans are liberal
Nabby: All power to nobody! (Phil A.)
DJTweeny: Good for Phil
EWeston: Think Nobody campaigned in 76
Beet: Called, "Where Do We Invade Next?" and it shows how much better other countries are doing than ours. Very enlightening.
DJTweeny: Sounds interesting, Beet
Nabby: heh EW
EWeston: Gotta properly support our .001%
DJTweeny: Yeah, the American Empire is destroying America
shoes for the dead: Joe Walsh ran a couple times
Nabby: I like his music a whole bunch
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
DJTweeny: You have to admit, a Trump/Palin presidency would be entertaining
DJTweeny: Me too, Nabby
pinholeF200: Joe Walsh is a ham radio guy, would love to see a G5RV antenna on the White House
Nabby: that would be a riot Tween
yetmorecat: i loved walsh in duckman
DJTweeny: Yeah he is
EWeston: Colisium game style entertainment
Nabby: Walsh is a ham guy? neat
shoes for the dead: antenna farm on the east lawn
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Beet: Trump/Palin comedy team. Better on a different stage.
rebozoette: pipple is crazy
EWeston: Daddy issues, I think
shoes for the dead: Joe Walsh WB6ACU
pinholeF200: Walsh is buddies with Bob Heil, appears in Heil's ads for ham radio mikes--Heil is local here and developed the voice box Walsh used
DJTweeny: Ronnie Milsap is also a ham
Cat: hello oh
DJTweeny: kewl pin
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Reet, Beet! Those bozos belong on a bus, heading away, far, far away...
Nabby: ahh it all comes together i see pin
Nabby: cool shoes
shoes for the dead: Bob Heil also has a webcast Ham Nation on TWIT>TV
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
pinholeF200: Never met Heil but talked with him on a local repeater as net control, Heil checked in coming back from Dayton Hamvention
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
EWeston: Plying the backwoods vaudville circiets, with a seal named Eunice
Lil: Love Joe Walsh he did a gig on SCTV too
DJTweeny: lots of hams at the station that provides our streams - www.dishnuts.net
DJTweeny: might want to check them out
yetmorecat: i forgot that lil
pinholeF200: He used to have a lemon yellow H2 Hummer, know it was his by his K9EID plates
rebozoette: KC4UOS
Nabby: the bomber - James Gang - a fave track of all tyme
Nabby: cool reboz
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
yetmorecat: i saw joe in toronto in 71, great show
EWeston: ha harrr
Lil: Yep on the Fishin' Musician they did a snipe hunt with Gil Fisher
shoes for the dead: KE7BPU
Nabby: never have seen him live would like to
Nabby: what's he up to or ..who's he working with these days?
rebozoette: lets hear it for the toys (singing)
pinholeF200: AA9UB--have to renew this year--20 years now as a ham
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: He lived in Memphis for a couple of years
yetmorecat: go9ogle can tell you than, nab
Beet: Saw Eagles in Houston. Joe did some of his own songs.
Nabby: good pt yetmore
yetmorecat: speaking of playingk its realy easy now to do this
shoes for the dead: studio last I heard, mebbe 6 months ago
rebozoette: shoes lol
DJTweeny: Bet that was cool, Beet
yetmorecat: and the firesign are all about collage
yetmorecat: so why don't some of you do this
pinholeF200: have seen the Eagles but before Walsh was recruited
Beet: Fabulous concert
yetmorecat: it's not difficult
Lil: I think I still have one of Joe's vinyl albums
yetmorecat: and it's more fun than you can handle
DJTweeny: I have several of his vinyl
EWeston: But I'm not off
shoes for the dead: Joe got straight
pinholeF200: unfortunately I still think in terms of quarter-inch tape and my splicing block
Lil: Cool Tweeny
yetmorecat: you can go on line
Beet: He really worked hard on his recovery. Brave man
Lil: I kind of like this live version of FST's Shakespeare
rebozoette: 26 years lol
yetmorecat: lil, they were fucking with this since at leatd 67
Lil: Your age, Rebozo?
rebozoette: 61
EWeston: Just a kid then
Nabby: i'm over 900 years old
Lil: I know but this audio is so clear, it's great
Lil: Nabby wins LOL
rebozoette: tell that to my knees ew
Nabby: the dork ages
Lil: No I meant was 26 years your age ROTFLOL
rebozoette: the birthdays you know about lol
EWeston: Hows your back?
shoes for the dead: What?
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Don't talk behind my back, E, it hurts a bunch
Lil: Whose back
rebozoette: been a ham for lil sorry
EWeston: No Watts today
Lil: Is E here?
Nabby: pork?
Beet: How many innuendos can you fit in in one scene?
rebozoette: sugar sugar
shoes for the dead: powerless
EWeston: Yah most folks I know have back issues
Nabby: honey honey
Lil: Nobody minds rebozo lol
yetmorecat: that's not a pig, that's your brother
DJTweeny: I have several of his vinyl
DJTweeny: I have several of his vinyl
Lil: I just threw mine out about a week agao
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Depends on how many lines, Beet
Nabby: whose Tween I missed it
EWeston: He's a natural at piggy back
shoes for the dead: ZOOM!!
Nabby: natural pork?
Beet: Did they do lines before their performance?
||||||||| At 10:39 PM, shoes for the dead vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
rebozoette: la la la la la
EWeston: Unatural bacon
||||||||| Catherwood escorts shoes for the dead into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:40 PM, then departs.
Lil: oh geez my head is spinning I think I need some drugs :-P
DJTweeny: Nabby: whose Tween I missed it << Walsh
EWeston: Come to Washington, bring an ID
yetmorecat: so do we all, lil
Nabby: oh of course Tween, me dumber
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
yetmorecat: fumiyo just went to japan for a long time.
Beet: Someone pass one around. Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Beet and says "Did you want me?"
Nabby: supernatural pork?
pinholeF200: the perfect tragedy, by the end everybody dies
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
EWeston: Uncollapsed quantum state pork
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Nabby: catherwood rush up to Beet again
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to beet again.
Nabby: i don't think it's stable EW
Beet: You holding, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Beet
saintslade: I'm working on the Zombie Bacon script I've just now been telling you all about.
EWeston: Stem cell pork
Nabby: better hit the deck
saintslade: Whoops, I've said too much
yetmorecat: good for you, saint
rebozoette: thats what I make stem pork lol
EWeston: A feature not a fault Nabby
Nabby: undead pork?
Beet: Bacon strip?
EWeston: Bacon tassels
Nabby: ahh of course can i remove my goggles
pinholeF200: unleaded pork
shoes for the dead: punk em and pork em
saintslade: A zombie falls into an animal feed grinder
Nabby: well said shoes
rebozoette: it was a subway tunnel
EWeston: The great Unporked
Nabby: could happen saint could happen
pinholeF200: was there light at the end, rebo?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Nabby: zombies actually slip a lot they don't show it but they do
shoes for the dead: only when the door is closed
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
yetmorecat: one of my computers justr lost this feed
Nabby: calling dr freud
rebozoette: pin it was an ever widening hole
Nabby: dr suess
EWeston: Widening mysteriously
Nabby: dr wu
yetmorecat: i think the greatest wish of the fireeign thestre was to make us all smarter
rebozoette: the sidewalk cracks back
Nabby: dr X
yetmorecat: hey lets use our brains
saintslade: There's some porcine immunity, so the pigs and the humans who ate the pigs zombify at the same time.
EWeston: Dr. Whiplash
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: and it worked, yet more...
Nabby: lol EW ya
rebozoette: get the shoehorn
EWeston: Its off key!
rebozoette: dr feelgood
pinholeF200: dr strangelove
yetmorecat: saint, the only reason i'd go to tokyo is to eat tonkatsu, japanese pork dish.
yetmorecat: best food in the world
Nabby: fst was the "computer game" of the day
yetmorecat: and i have pursued that for a while
Nabby: took us to other worlds --virtual worlds of incredible detail
EWeston: I'm convinced
shoes for the dead: I.m provinced
saintslade: tonkatsu. Thanks Cat, writing something (or typing or drawing) is great for the memory.
Nabby: and the overall experience is even interactive
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Dr Doctor, give hime something for his….
shoes for the dead: well, Cat is
rebozoette: weeeeeee
Nabby: Cat hep
EWeston: I may be processed, but it was a fight
yetmorecat: let me send you a link. best thing that will ever hapen to tongue
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: flashing back to every paisley sunrise….
pinholeF200: ah, the Cubs, any team can have a bad century (Jack Buck)
rebozoette: just hold onto the grass and you won't fall off the earth
Nabby: dripping sky
Nabby: lol reboz
rebozoette: dough mountians
Lil: No No NOT FREUD!!!!!!!!!
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
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saintslade: Hold on to the potatoes if things get really rough
EWeston: He destroys my waistline
Lil: Do we have to go now Tweeny?
shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!
yetmorecat: i had a conversatoin with ossman about the last line about death
Nabby: freud is why we're a consumer culture
Nabby: freud / bernays
EWeston: I'll give heem a piece of my mind bout it
Nabby: propaganda = public relations
DJTweeny: Lil: Do we have to go now Tweeny? << just me ;)
rebozoette: skunk for skunking
Lil: Nice line EW!
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Nabby: get the skunk outta my face get the skunk...etc
EWeston: Rotate your tires, and good evening all.
pinholeF200: Thanks for tonight's laffs, Tween and Cat or whatever feline Cat has become
Lil: Ok, sigh
yetmorecat: good work tween
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski: Love toi all! Thanks for the great laughs! Esp. Cat!
Beet: Lotsa fun. Nice to see everyone. Looking forward to next week. Thanks Dr. Tween. G'Nite.
||||||||| Merlyn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:56 PM.
Nabby: take care EW & Beet
Nabby: yep must away ere break of day
rebozoette: DJTweeny EWeston Joahn Amadeus Myjetski Lil Nabby pinholeF200 rebozoette saintslade shoes for the dead yetmorecat you are the best cat it ws grand and tweenie you are too good thanks
Lil: Byeeeeeee
Lil: for now
yetmorecat: i will keep doing this as long as you want to hear it.
Lil: Ahhh my favorite sermonette
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
Nabby: later & thanks Tween & all!
Lil: waving
pinholeF200: farewell until next week, you other crazee Fireheads
Nabby: waving too
||||||||| "Hey pinholeF200!" ... pinholeF200 turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:57 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Lil: 'Night all take care of yourselves
Lil: Don't fall right over unless it's a deliberate choice
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:58 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Rufus_T_Firetween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| DJTweeny dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's DJTweeny?! It's 10:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Lil -)
rebozoette: Sundays with Mr is fun
saintslade: Thanks cat, you've given me ideas for my radio show next week. I look forward to the Mothers mix next week.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 11:03 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: anybody still here?
llanwydd: bvncklZKXKZv
||||||||| llanwydd leaves to catch the 11:05 PM train to Orlando.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lil - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Cat - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Timeghost - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Joahn Amadeus Myjetski - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| yetmorecat - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| saintslade - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nabby - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat
DJTweeny
EWeston
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!
Joahn Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
pinholeF200
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
saintslade
shoes for the dead
Timeghost
yet more cat
yetmorecat

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https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://seemreal.com/
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#RNLIVEPFTFTJ
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.seemreal.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw