A Firesign Chat
03/03/2016




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 03, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'dude', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:19 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| "8:49 PM? 8:49 PM!!" says Catherwood, "George Stevens should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as George Stevens enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:50 PM, dragging Cat by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Cat: any sound?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Tweeny plummets into the garden at 8:52 PM.
Cat: the dj commeth
||||||||| New notice: 'Sorry folks, the stream,ing computer is broken tonight, so there will be no show. Please have a good chat and join us next week... :('
||||||||| 8:55 PM: rebozoette jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Cat: too bad, tween
Cat: just like the old days
rebozoette: sorry to see that kurt see ya sunday if all is better
rebozoette: hi cat bye cat lol
Tweeny: Having to do some disc repairs :/
Tweeny: Until last time, again...
Cat: still here
||||||||| "8:58 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Tweeny, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Cat: i was in your country for half an hour this afternoon.
Cat: people very friendly. cidre and gas vastly cheaper
George Stevens: Just my luck. Haven't been here in a good stretch and I bring bas luck!
George Stevens: That's "bad"
Cat: not your fault, geore
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 03, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| shoes for the dead tiptoes in around 9:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
George Stevens: Thanks, Cat. But, karmically speaking, who knows ;)
Cat: hi shoes
shoes for the dead: I'll just say Howdy then
Cat: no collages from me tonight. or anyone else
George Stevens: Is this 'hat show 'orking?
shoes for the dead: and then Park it and Lock it!
George Stevens: Not Responsible!
||||||||| George Stevens is kicked out just as the clock strikes 9:03 PM.
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn disembarks at 9:10 PM.
||||||||| New notice: 'No streaming tonight due to broken equipment'
||||||||| New topic: 'No peeing into the stream tonight, equiment busted'
||||||||| "9:11 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Cat: by merl
Cat: better luck next week.
||||||||| 9:16 PM -- Cat left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| 9:18 PM: p jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
||||||||| p says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, p exits at 9:18 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:26 PM, dragging rebozoette by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
rebozoette: not a april fools joke I see
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| dude - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "4:29 AM? 4:29 AM!!" says Catherwood, "RedPillTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as RedPillTweeny enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Cat
George Stevens
rebozoette
shoes for the dead
Tweeny
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