Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
02/18/2016

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 18, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts DJTweeny in through the front door at 7:44 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween disembarks at 8:20 PM.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Frank Zappa)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Captain Equinox', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:49 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
DJTweeny: Hi Captain
Captain Equinox: Love the musical choice !!!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies rebozoette into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:52 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood leads EWeston in through the front door at 8:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
rebozoette: Captain Equinox DJTweeny hey there and thanks Mr for the warm weather
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Captain Equinox: Hey, rebo
rebozoette: hi ew
DJTweeny: Some good Zappa :)
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 8:54 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Beet: Greetings all. Happy Thursday.
DJTweeny: Hey Beet
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
EWeston: Das Rebozo Tweeny and captian goodness ebening
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Captain Equinox: keep it sweet, Beet!
Beet: Hi Mr Tween
Captain Equinox: EW!
EWeston: The Beet is still alive, alive I say!
Beet: Howdy Cap'm
Beet: Hi EW
Captain Equinox: Omigod!
Beet: Valley Girl with Moon Unit
DJTweeny: yep :)
DJTweeny: She plays the part perfecly
EWeston: Fer shure fer shure
Beet: Gag me with a spoon
EWeston: Toe fungus, its a heart break
Beet: Tubular
Beet: Classic
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 18, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTweeny: indeeed
Beet: Instant uplift with Toad Away
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's shoes for the dead, just back from Michigan."
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn gets out at 9:00 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
shoes for the dead: Howdy
||||||||| Cat waltzes in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Beet: Hi shoes
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
shoes for the dead: warts and all
Merlyn: Nino seems a bit more accurate this week
Beet: Hi Merl
shoes for the dead: hey Cat
EWeston: Shies and Merlyn, and the cat came back
DJTweeny: quite a bit more accurate :)
Cat: Hi chatters
Beet: It's Cat!!!
shoes for the dead: cept I'm not in Flint
||||||||| New notice: ' WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “THE 6TH ALBUM (Part 1)”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/'
rebozoette: I kinda enjoyed ninos meeting of the minds last week
rebozoette: I am not in Durham
Beet: I could drive to Leesburg
shoes for the dead: beating of the mimes
EWeston: I could take a ferry to Seattle
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*
Beet: Hello down there
EWeston: Speak up!
Captain Equinox: Take the last train to Clarksville
shoes for the dead: I don't want to go to Flint
EWeston: Going to pot is better
DJTweeny: I've got to figure ou a way to get the laptop noise out of the mics. The background noise is terrible :(
Beet: Everything is going to pot
Captain Equinox: hear here
shoes for the dead: there there
rebozoette: gone to the dogettes
EWeston: Good for concussions
Captain Equinox: but bad for the hullabalutions.
EWeston: Do your football team a favor and get them ripped before the game
Beet: NFL is good for concussions
shoes for the dead: Heil Sound has a good fix, tween I think
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:08 PM, then departs.
Cat: Hi El
Beet: Hi E!
EWeston: Mz. E
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
shoes for the dead: hey Elayne
Elayne: Evenin' all. Just dropped out to say goodbye.
DJTweeny: Hey E
Elayne: Can't keep eyes open, just wanted y'all to know I'm okay and Robin's home from England.
Beet: Hello
Cat: Is Robin back?
rebozoette: hi e
DJTweeny: Good to hear, Elayne :)
Cat: good news
EWeston: No put down that Pickle!
Elayne: Mayhap next week I'll be more awake.
Elayne: I'm lucky I still have my brown paper bag.
shoes for the dead: dokey okie
EWeston: Brown paper bags are getting rare
Cat: Condolences to Robin on his loss
Beet: Cab you still put your Jim Beam in one?
Cat: beam me up, Jim
EWeston: That and for the prono mailings
EWeston: Ever since the bottom fell out of the Shnook market
Cat: i wonder how mark is supposed to do grass? obviously not smoking
shoes for the dead: not many floss ranches left here too
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at www.seamreal.com
Beet: Let me be first to say hello to the NSA guy.
DJTweeny: lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
EWeston: He looks so sinester in that corsette
rebozoette: eyelet training
EWeston: just over the noselets
rebozoette: lace it up and heave
EWeston: Those Chinese never got the lace right
EWeston: Com'on Jesus!
Cat: not many folks here for this tonight
rebozoette: weather permitting
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Nabby inside, makes a note of the time (9:22 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Cat: hi nab
rebozoette: hi nabby
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
shoes for the dead: aw sweet Jesus, stop for gas
EWeston: A little nab'll do you
Beet: It's the Nabster.
Nabby: Hey Cat & Tween & Reboz
shoes for the dead: hey Nab
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
||||||||| Catherwood leads Deputy Dang into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:23 PM, then departs.
EWeston: Deptee
shoes for the dead: DD!
Nabby: EW, shoes, Beet, hey
Cat: dd
Beet: Yo Dang
Deputy Dang: Hello everybody!
Deputy Dang: Happy New Year! Shoes for Industry!
EWeston: Tuck in your shirt!
||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Beet: Elayne swoops through again.
EWeston: Back to the fount of perpetual reserction
rebozoette: mouse tounged
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Gabs close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:26 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom.
Beet: Hi Gabs
EWeston: Where moist is not comfortable
Nabby: life is one big suitcase
shoes for the dead: hey Gabs
Cat: gabs
DJTweeny: Hi Gabs
Nabby: Hi gabs and DD
DJTweeny: Gabs, this is a collage about Firesign's solo albums
EWeston: More of a gibble man myself, but still
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'The Butler', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:28 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Cat: the 3 of them put together, on request of david ossman
EWeston: The butler finally did it
shoes for the dead: Futman
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Beet: The Butler did it.
EWeston: But there's now a restraining order on him
EWeston: And the cheese log
rebozoette: his ticket is only good for section w
DJTweeny: Hi Butler
shoes for the dead: how much strain can a butler take?
EWeston: How stained can a butler be?
shoes for the dead: stressful job
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
EWeston: With lots of low flying preserves
rebozoette: how do you get out butler stains
Nabby: butler away
EWeston: Vinigar?
rebozoette: butler be gone
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
DJTweeny: Hi Deputy Dang
rebozoette: lemon salt that thing
Deputy Dang: Hello Tweeny
EWeston: The knock back the tequilla
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Cat’s Plays at www.seamreal.com
shoes for the dead: tequila is the cause of the butler stains
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
rebozoette: 2 tequilla floor
EWeston: Carpet bomb the floor
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
rebozoette: cheap dates
rebozoette: the figs are expensive
shoes for the dead: what?
Nabby: tequila mockingbird
rebozoette smileing like a loon
EWeston: Just dry a few plums. Don't dry them in the closet and then forget
rebozoette: lost plum bobs
EWeston: Don't let them rehydrate
Nabby: whizzing lizzardz
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
shoes for the dead: come back as a tree?
rebozoette: scrape the green off its fine
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| The Butler - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
rebozoette: bob white
EWeston: Then use them to drive off the flying squids
Captain Equinox: Have a blue moss.
Nabby: I don't care
Cat: tweeny, your voice has changed
DJTweeny: What Tweeny _should_ sound like ;)
EWeston: Don't call me when they infest the crawl spaces
rebozoette: has it cat or is it a future voice lol
Beet: Couldn't maintain without the Tween.
rebozoette: when hes old and grey
DJTweeny: Yeah rebozo, maybe when I'm 80 I'll actually sound like that
EWeston: Deflated and reshallaced
Nabby: old and gay?
rebozoette: lol tweenie
rebozoette: nabby dance
DJTweeny: old and happy, hopefully :)
Nabby: slap-happy
rebozoette: what?
rebozoette: orbs of the table
EWeston: As long as Oklahoma dosen't collapse into the sea
shoes for the dead: Oklahoma! where the waves lap gently on the shore.......
Beet: Just keep on fracking, OK.
rebozoette: territorial territory
EWeston: Dip them in some valvolineWhere the shipwives are mean
Nabby: frick and fracking?
EWeston: Where thr cooks are mean, and the seagulls scream
Nabby: and the squid come zipping after
EWeston: Naughty squids
shoes for the dead: slurry with a fring on top
Nabby: pork?
EWeston: Only to the eyes
rebozoette: sugar your sump pump
Nabby: here's pork in your eyes
EWeston: Where'd I put that pork shield?
rebozoette: you've run away from the script again
EWeston: Sprinting actually
Nabby: they can tell if you turn it off you know
shoes for the dead: I use a series of mirrors
rebozoette: ohh cake
Beet: Did you know your first name was "Government", Tween?
EWeston: None for me thanks, it goes straight to my ears
DJTweeny: hehe
Nabby: pork cake?
Nabby: echo
DJTweeny: more like 'Minarchist', Beet ;)
shoes for the dead: echo cake?
EWeston: Given a choice between that and rat pizza, I'd try me best to make it to the tree line
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Nabby: the only cake that yells back!
shoes for the dead: Eat Me!
Nabby: smoke me
EWeston: Cake walk that pizza into town
Beet: Thanks for the protection, Tween.
rebozoette: the unsugared life
Nabby: smoke the tapes
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
rebozoette: that was great cat thanks
EWeston: Tape the Mooks
Nabby: iNTeRMiSSioN
shoes for the dead: good job, Cat
Nabby: cool Cat ty
Cat: you're welcome
Beet: Great job, Cat.
EWeston: Goodun
rebozoette: lets all go to the lobby
Deputy Dang: Awesome!
rebozoette: eye crystals
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
EWeston: Seeing eye UFO's
Nabby: lizzard chips and flench flies
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcast Series “DON'T OPEN THE DOOR ON REALITY”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ'
||||||||| 9:58 PM: Hemlock Stones (Genuine)! jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Cat: stones
DJTweeny: allo Stones
rebozoette: beef butter with turnip people
Nabby: hi stones
shoes for the dead: hey hemlo
EWeston: Flocked Butlers!
Beet: Howdy Hemlock
DJTweeny: This is their first Dear Friends broadcast
Nabby: ahh, flock
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Dear Heads, I will have to make this short tonight as I have been quite long all day.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv**
Nabby: yes, yes
EWeston: Flocking Hell Hemlurk good to see you stand up straight
shoes for the dead: what are you longing for?
DJTweeny: Glad you could stop in, Stones
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Hello Tweeny, Nabby, Beet and all other Dear Freuds and my Jung Friends.
Nabby: Jung at heart, Hem
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: I have had a long face today: I have had TOO MUCH SUGAR and hence my Candida is flaring up!
DJTweeny: Less Sugar!!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Hello EWeston!
Nabby: noooooo
Nabby: mooooo
rebozoette: ah honey honey
EWeston: Can we talk about...honey?
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Well, sometimes a little sugar makes the medicine go down...
rebozoette: how long was it
Nabby: that's a long hot dog
DJTweeny: Stones, did you know that David Ossman has a new book out?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s new book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: It could have been longer, Rebozette.
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
rebozoette: lol could it hem
Nabby: FuRiouSLy
Nabby: what?
rebozoette: it ate its own nose
EWeston: From the Phegmish FuRiouslies
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Thank you! I should check that book out. I want to send my warmest wishes to David Ossman—a great man, a great talent, and a great heart.
rebozoette: hooorah
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Cat: true enough, hemlock
Nabby: there is no want to only do
Cat: their radio shows are even more collagy than my collages
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: I often think of David Ossman; I know he has lost so many loved ones in recent years. Lots of love to you, David!
DJTweeny: good point, Cat
Deputy Dang: Meanwhile...
rebozoette: funny cat
EWeston: A small star vacations on a purple beach
rebozoette: I stamped it out once
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: I didn't forget you, Phil Proctor! Same league as David—perhaps you know each other?
Captain Equinox: Gotta run, Kiddos
Cat: perhpas, stones
Cat: by cap
EWeston: They always bounc back
rebozoette: floating right under the surface of the stream
Nabby: take care cappy
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: See you Captain! Keep 'em flying!
Captain Equinox: Keep 'em FLYING!
Beet: G'Nite Cap'm.
rebozoette: by capt
EWeston: Keep em flying Cap
shoes for the dead: see ya Eq
Nabby: more sugar!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Right now, I am thinking of Yale University. Thank you, Yale, for helping create the Firesign Theatre!
EWeston: Bring back cyclamates!
rebozoette: the power seems dicombobulated
Beet: Name of the UT drum was "Big Bertha"
Nabby: Elkhart drum bums
EWeston: Your always good for a bummer
Cat: i heard she dont come around here anymore
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Well, Dear Ones, I must go! See you all soon!
DJTweeny: I can see Texas wanting the world's largets bass drum
rebozoette: theres a clock names big ben get um together
Cat: by stones
Beet: C U Hemlock
Cat: keep on being genuine
EWeston: Take care Hemlock
shoes for the dead: see ya Stones
Nabby: bbye Hem
DJTweeny: They should hang it off of Big Tex when they're not using it
DJTweeny: Be well, Stones
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Goodbye for now! See you next week!
Beet: A friend of mine was one of the drum's "handlers" when he went to UT.
Nabby: wayne john
rebozoette: terrible tribbles
EWeston: Join Wayne
Nabby: they live on groat
rebozoette: clusters
EWeston: Yougert
DJTweeny: How many people does it take to hold it, Beet?
Beet: There were about 5 guys.
Nabby: groat cluster bombs?
DJTweeny: wow @ 5 guys
Nabby: four or five guys
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
shoes for the dead: they're still warm!
EWeston: It drives that healthy fiber right through you
Beet: It was on a kind of cart that they would artfully wheel around.
Nabby: THe WHeeL oF aRT
rebozoette: a pebble or two for gnashing digestion
Beet: Days of Daryll Royal.
rebozoette: if its coated in chocolate
EWeston: Dark dark chocolate
Beet: Darell
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
Nabby: holygeddon
EWeston: Aramageddin outta hair
rebozoette: nip it in the bud
Nabby: yay rufus, tx
shoes for the dead: Hash
rebozoette: godmore
Nabby: i want to be blown to blitz by a magic mushroom cloud
Beet: Anyone else having weirdness with the right channel?
rebozoette: hot an hazy
Nabby: GoDPoRK
Cat: speaking of planes, i think i picked up something on the plane flying home. been sick all week.
Cat: i'll go to bed now. hopefully healthy enough for both hours next week
EWeston: Gas hash oil bomb for me anks
Nabby: sorry to hear that cat
rebozoette: get better soon cat
Cat: keep em flying, folks
Nabby: bedways is rightways
DJTweeny: Sorry to hear, Cat :/
EWeston: Rest well cat
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
||||||||| At 10:23 PM, Cat vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
rebozoette: mess a mescaline
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: Be well, Cat
Nabby: cheers and be weller Cat
shoes for the dead: sleep well, Cat
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Beet: Get well, Cat. G'Nite
Nabby: ty for the krezzy kollage dood
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine)! - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
rebozoette: I don't know but I've been told
shoes for the dead: tolled?
EWeston: Sounds dangerous
rebozoette: this is good for rotting sould
Nabby: BiG LeGS DiaMoND
Nabby: whoops must go folks!
EWeston: I like a good old Blue Sound Effects Alert
Nabby: pleeeeez have a wonderful weekend!
rebozoette: if you ring the buzzer
shoes for the dead: see ya Nab
Nabby: thanks Tween
EWeston: Stay dry mang
rebozoette: bye nabby
Nabby: back to the shadows!
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: It's amazing we can still listen to these shows.
Beet: Nite Nab
shoes for the dead: as the audio goes dead.....
rebozoette: flock of clocks
EWeston: You Chinese think of everything
Deputy Dang: I must sleep. I'm soooo tired. Goodnight early everyone. Thanks to all who made this possible.
rebozoette: arrange them in alpha numeric substance
EWeston: Earl's on a Bugle Jones
rebozoette: bye dep dan
EWeston: Nite Doggy
shoes for the dead: see ay Dang
Beet: S;eep well, Dang
DJTweeny: Nite Deputy
EWeston: Dangy
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
EWeston: When he was loaded the human cannonball thought there were few of his caliber
rebozoette: of course they had to corral them
rebozoette: tell the tell
EWeston: Can't have human cannonballs wanderring about unrestrained
rebozoette: they don't explode so much as fizzl
EWeston: Some have tics
rebozoette: sizzle fizz
Beet: Notoriously short fuses.
shoes for the dead: don't let them flea
EWeston: My tiny umbrella has melted
rebozoette: no fuss mush
rebozoette: acid rangoons
EWeston: I can't run that way, I'm in a dress
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Gabs - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
rebozoette: it was clearly opaque
EWeston: Translucence can only get you so far
Beet: That's clear
rebozoette: gomi queen
Merlyn: Live Earl Jive namedrop
shoes for the dead: tired, Park it and Lock it!
EWeston: Ninja jellyfish
EWeston: Walk on down the roawd
rebozoette: Buddha poop
EWeston: Enlightenned offal
rebozoette: lol ew
Beet: Holy shit!
rebozoette: lol beet
rebozoette: seeing spots nope glasses dirty
rebozoette: thought it was snowing
rebozoette: get ye to the goolagh
EWeston: At my age some of those spots are in my eyes
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
rebozoette: right floaters for fun and profit
EWeston: Glod's Goolagh and Perlu Parlor
rebozoette: ROADKILL is fun
DJTweeny: Thanks rebozoete :-) Hope some of you folks can join us on Sunday
rebozoette: Mr also takes requests
DJTweeny: mark your calendar - Radio Free Roadkill every Sunday 6-8pm Eastern at www.dishnuts.net
rebozoette: they have lima beans in Peru
DJTweeny: I always play some Firesign, and welcome requests
EWeston: I'm all for them staying there
EWeston: There is a reason there is no Lima Bean Wine
rebozoette: Captain Equinox DJTweeny Merlyn shoes for the dead thanks cat another good on and Tweenie it is always fun fun fun
rebozoette: till we meet again on the funway
EWeston: Have a good week Reboz
rebozoette: you folks rock the universe
Beet: This was fun. Thanks everyone. I love the chat. Thanks, Tween. G'Nite.
EWeston: An G;by all I'm pleasured
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
rebozoette: chow mein
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
Merlyn: see you tween
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 10:55 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Unil last time, again...
||||||||| Around 11:02 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| 11:02 PM -- DJTweeny left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nabby - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
Cat
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!
Merlyn
Nabby
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead

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https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
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