A Firesign Chat
02/11/2016




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 11, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 7:57 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| DJTweeny enters at 8:02 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
DJTweeny: Tweeny's character test ^^
||||||||| New notice: 'Firesign's'
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
DJTweeny: OK, something with my LibreOffice doc apparently
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Happy Birthday Thomas Edison!)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mudhead close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:47 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
DJTweeny: Hey Mudhead :)
||||||||| At 8:50 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Mudhead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mudhead into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:50 PM, then departs.
Mudhead: Hi Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'captain equinox', just granted probation at 8:52 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:52 PM and EWeston steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Mudhead: Hello Capt
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Captain Equinox', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:52 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Mudhead: One grape please
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: Evin Tweeny Capt, and Mudhead
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
DJTweeny: Hi capain, EW
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Osc', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
DJTweeny: *captain
Mudhead: Hi EW
EWeston: A nin nin
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies pinholeF200 into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:53 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: Hi Osc, pinhole
Mudhead: Im not usually here this early
pinholeF200: howdy tween and fellow fireheads
DJTweeny: then you're missing good warm-up music, Mud ;)
Osc: sup dwags
EWeston: Osc, how many syllables
Osc: dawgs
EWeston: Ruff
||||||||| codehero steals in around 8:55 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: We are a no spandex zone
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters at 8:56 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with rebozoette close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:56 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom.
Mudhead: Spanks Ho!
EWeston: JAMman, man
DJTweeny: Hi codehero, Johan, rebozoette
EWeston: AN Rebozoette
rebozoette: captain equinox Captain Equinox codehero DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Mudhead Osc pinholeF200hi all and tweenie thank you
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Evening, E, mud, & all!
Mudhead: hello anyone I missed
Osc: Thomas DOlby
rebozoette: how ya all doin
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Thx 4 the Tom Dolby!
DJTweeny: yw
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Evening, E, mud, & all!
DJTweeny: Edison's Birthday, dontcha know...
EWeston: Stealing nuts from the squirrels
DJTweeny: seemed appropriate
rebozoette: east lyme?
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
rebozoette: put em the zippers ew
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 11, 2016 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
EWeston: No they've hidden the east lyme nuts too carefully
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
rebozoette: well we are all there in different time zones
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
EWeston: I always hit my toe with the zip gun
Merlyn: hey
EWeston: There
Captain Equinox: avoid all contact
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'shoes for the dead', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:01 PM, dragging beet by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
shoes for the dead: howdy
EWeston: Shoes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : It's been awhile since my brain has been the boss
rebozoette: I always step on the nuts
beet: Hello all.
DJTweeny: Hi beet
pinholeF200: hey beet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Shoes, beet rebozoette, greetings!
beet: Hey pin
beet: Hi JAM
EWeston: Sometimes that's what is needed. Fortunately I'm never around for that
EWeston: Da Beet
shoes for the dead: evacuate into the mist
beet: Sorry I didn't make it last week but I did catch up with Mr. Proctor from the archives thanks to Tween.
beet: Hi EW
DJTweeny: you were missed, beet :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Yo pin!
beet: That was an amazing show. Always learn a lot from PP.
Merlyn: "And there's fireheads all over the internet in East Lyme, Connecticut!"
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*
pinholeF200: howdy do, JAM
EWeston: Defenstrate the goat mints!
beet: Hello up there.
Merlyn: Kurt from East Lyme, Connecticut
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Was Phil suffering Glaubner's last week at the end of his interview?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Merlyn!
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
beet: Hi Merl
shoes for the dead: echo in here
Merlyn: hi Johan, Beets
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Firesign's “RADIO NOW LIVE (Part 1)â€
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
RADIO NOW LIVE may be purchased at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#RNLIVEPFTFTJ'
Osc: ever get bit by a deer in East Lyme?
rebozoette: tic tick toc
shoes for the dead: Aladdin is a good theatre
EWeston: Got a nasty rash from a west Lyme tree
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Firesign's “RADIO NOW LIVE (Part 1)â€
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
RADIO NOW LIVE may be purchased at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#RNLIVEPFTFTJ'
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE!†at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : My car hit a deer once, developed several symptoms, but he guessed the disease correctly and got the injection
EWeston: Not the shot though?
rebozoette: fuel injections
beet: Some uncomplicated peoples still believe this myth
Captain Equinox: Firey balls.
Captain Equinox: try gold bond medicated powder
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Although the paint job was a little greenish afterwards, Lyme green
EWeston: Just what ever fuel needs
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Cap't Eq!
Captain Equinox: Hiy, JO!
shoes for the dead: fuelish needs
Captain Equinox: Hiya!
EWeston: That and a puss yellow paint job
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Pussy willow
||||||||| shemp sneaks in around 9:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
shoes for the dead: trailer bikes- must be Strugis
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : N'yuk, she Put!
EWeston: The river rose and its now a pussy wallow
shoes for the dead: hey Shemp
DJTweeny: Hi shemp
beet: small change = sand dollar. Just got it.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Try again. N'yuk, Shemp!
EWeston: K'nuk k'nuk
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE!†at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln
pinholeF200: hey shemp
EWeston: Spread out you knukleheads
shemp: Shemp is here!
rebozoette: can you change that for 4 sand quarters
beet: Hello Shemp
shoes for the dead: cabanas?
Mudhead: Remind me to murderize you later!
shemp: Hello all.
EWeston: Got some slitstone futures
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
rebozoette: why I outta
EWeston: Shake a rubber chicken at you
beet: I'm trying to think but nothing happens.
shoes for the dead: can't straighten those
EWeston: Bent living though modern industry
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : But it's a really great load!
EWeston: If your hunting greats
beet: Don't forget Teslacle's Deviant!
rebozoette: that happened on the eve of eve
Captain Equinox: Gotta run, Kiddos!
Captain Equinox: Keep 'em flying!
shoes for the dead: see ya EQ
DJTweeny: be well, captain
EWeston: Keep em flyin Cap
beet: G'Nite Cap'm
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Travel safe, Capt Eq!
EWeston: eep
EWeston: Ytookie ho!
Merlyn: Popping out for a test
||||||||| At 9:24 PM, Merlyn rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Thuper cute
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:24 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Nancy!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : ð
shoes for the dead: nice grape, Merlyn
EWeston: Butter knife interior?
pinholeF200: no way is truly free
rebozoette: that won't fit there
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Is that a zen saying, pin?
EWeston: Wait for it to move to you
rebozoette: find a fire and fan it
pinholeF200: no JAM it's nez, has to do with nozoes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Oh, you gotta plug inthe FEmale!
EWeston: Wear the fire trolls
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Oh, Nozoes!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO NOW LIVE!†at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln
EWeston: They set off her eyes
shoes for the dead: exploding irises
EWeston: Plasteek nastrushiums
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Supernova corneas
rebozoette: the black hole of the sole
EWeston: A retina in another time zone
shoes for the dead: eye on the times
EWeston: CSI clock face
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Was that cap't. Happy?
rebozoette: pink third eye
DJTweeny: lol lily
rebozoette: ah shucks
DJTweeny: lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I'll have another third red eye, with a blue moss chaser
shoes for the dead: gravity wave maker
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : LIGO a go go
EWeston: Fermented pork?
shoes for the dead: has a good beat and it's easy to dance to
pinholeF200: bacon and beer in the same bottle--it's brilliant
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: Tastes like boiled cabbage, 120 proof boiled cabbage
beet: what is "all get out", anyway?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : And it's an odd boy that doesn't like sports
EWeston: All the options in exterior design
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
EWeston: Gif heem a nice cold shower
shoes for the dead: opposite of none left in
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Catherwood, give 'em all a cold shower
||||||||| Catherwood brings 'em all a cold shower.
rebozoette: who burned that part of the film
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
rebozoette: COLD
Merlyn: One more test
||||||||| Merlyn is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:38 PM.
EWeston: The produkore
||||||||| 9:39 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
EWeston: Not a real test
Merlyn: Nino is feeling better now
rebozoette chatter
beet: Some people were disappointed that the world didn't end on Y2K.
shoes for the dead: I thought it did
DJTweeny: Nino sees you, but everyone else is still in CT
beet: Maybe, possibly
shoes for the dead: this isn't a dream?
Merlyn: Yep, you have to log out and in again
DJTweeny waves to Merlyn way off in the distance
DJTweeny: ok Merlyn
||||||||| Around 9:40 PM, DJTweeny walks off into the sunset...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Wake up, waaaaaakkkkkeeeee uuuuuupppppp!
EWeston: No this is reel
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Had enough for one lifetime?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:41 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
shoes for the dead: no wonder my beard is so long>>>>>>
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Rufus_T_Firetween?! It's 9:41 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
EWeston: Chimira be mine
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 9:41 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
rebozoette: unprotected radio ahhhhhhhhhh
Merlyn: hmmm
Merlyn: now everyone goes to Mpls
||||||||| Around 9:42 PM, pinholeF200 walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| 9:42 PM: pinholeF200 jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
DJTweeny: yeah lol
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (9:42 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
EWeston: Just don't ask me to pronounce it
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
shoes for the dead: hey Elayne
beet: Hi, Elayne.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Elayne
Elayne: Evenin' all! Can't stay long, it's too cold in this room.
rebozoette: hi e
EWeston: Mz. E
Merlyn: OK, now I've wiped out Nino's guess log completely
Mudhead: hi e
rebozoette: how you doin? e
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give everyone a sweater
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a sweater.
pinholeF200: Hi elayne, hold your hands up to the screen--it's warm on my side
Elayne: I see Dex still isn't back. I'm going to call him in a couple weeks to get together and return the books I borrowed from him, which I've finally read.
shoes for the dead: I wanted a moaner, though
EWeston: If I wore that people would think I dies again
Elayne: pinhole, the less I know about your warm side the safer I'll feel.
DJTweeny: Yeah, please do tell Dex that he is missed
Elayne: Will do, tween.
beet: Now, you're either from Connecticut or Minnesota
Elayne: Beet, I'm from NYC, we're gearing up for sub-freezing aplenty this weekend.
EWeston: Wrong, Duluth!
Elayne: But Iyou know, ever since Fox showed that live version of Grease, I have chills and they're multiplying.
pinholeF200: I'm close to St. Louis, we have Manhattan Project waste to keep us warm
DJTweeny: did they swim the English Channel, E?
Merlyn: it might be working now, but I can't test it because I should be in Mpls
EWeston: They'll never understand calculus
Elayne: It glows so pretty!
rebozoette: temps are droppin like rocks
beet: We'll all be radioactive soon.
Elayne: Tween, the less I have to think about the English Channel, the better. Hubby's in Merry Olde this week.
Elayne: Attended his Dad's funeral on Tuesday, staying for one last look at the old sod (not his Dad)..
rebozoette: ninos funny
DJTweeny: Do you have to log out to reset, Merlyn?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Lol, Elayne!
Elayne: I'll miss Dad. Bless him, he had a good run, 92 years.
Elayne: Very sardi=onic sense of humor, I think he'd have appreciated Firesign if he still had his hearing.
DJTweeny: a sad time for Ms. Elayne :(
Elayne: Dunno if he ever heard then back in the day, but I guarantee you he was a Goons fan.
Elayne: Indeed, Tween. But it was not altogether unexpected.
rebozoette: sorry to hear that e
EWeston: I like to get my exposure to ionozing radiation the way our forefathers did. By spending a lot of time in airplanes.
Elayne: I feel bad that I couldn't go to England as well to pay my respects, but two airline tickets tend to be double the price of one.
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
beet: If he had been a rock star he would have gone in his 70's like the rest of them.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween leaves at 9:49 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:50 PM, then departs.
EWeston: The problems probably in the carbolater
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi RTF ð
||||||||| Bunnyboy steals in around 9:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Bunnyboy: lo dere
shoes for the dead: hi NSA guy
Bunnyboy: A qwiky qwerty stop
beet: Yo Bunny.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Hi Bunboy
EWeston: That's a fine Bunnyboy
pinholeF200: hey bb
shoes for the dead: hey Bun
Merlyn: BunnyBoy is finally from somewhere
Bunnyboy: Did some bot ping me?
Merlyn: No, Nino was confused, look at his guesses
Bunnyboy: Well, touche'!
Bunnyboy pings Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Bunnyboy and queries "Someone mention my name?"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Ping Bunnyboy, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Johan Amadeus Myjetski and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
DJTweeny: ** Would everyone please log out and back in, so we can make sure Nino is working properly?
Bunnyboy: Catherwood is really nowhere, man.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Bunnyboy and queries "Did you need me?"
||||||||| Around 9:54 PM, shoes for the dead walks off into the sunset...
EWeston: That's a fine Bunnyboy
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and shoes for the dead disembarks at 9:54 PM.
Bunnyboy: Need is a strong word, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood hands is a strong word.
DJTweeny: Hi Bunny
shoes for the dead: 'cept I'm in Missoula
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'r', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
DJTweeny: Hi r
Merlyn: Nino gets stuck
DJTweeny: so it would seem
EWeston: I maybe r identity issues again
Bunnyboy: Aaaaand, as advertised, qwik stop.
Bunnyboy: Dogs need tending. Chow!
||||||||| At 9:57 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
rebozoette: party on side
||||||||| Outside, the 9:57 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Beet coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
EWeston: Stuck in Lyme with the bunko bluegreens again
Beet: Didn't work, Tween
DJTweeny: yeah, Merlyn's working on it
DJTweeny: thanks for the test :)
Beet: OK
||||||||| Around 9:58 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:58 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
EWeston: Lt. on the grass again
Merlyn: I think it's working now, Nino doesn't pay any attention to the ipguess file
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:59 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Rufus_T_Firetween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Merlyn: I put that in long ago when geobytes was flakier
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:59 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
EWeston: Come on snap out of it
rebozoette: nope nope nope
Beet: Not responsible.
EWeston: George
shoes for the dead: ny cat joined us
||||||||| "10:01 PM? 10:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Ralph should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Ralph enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
shoes for the dead: my
EWeston: You were falling apart?
pinholeF200: ki ki ki ki
shoes for the dead: carpenter cat
rebozoette: glue stick for everyone
EWeston: Don't let him near the duct tape
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Toad away, that's me!
EWeston: You can't tow an ingrown toe that way
Beet: Praise Cheese Logs
EWeston: Braise cheese logs
EWeston: Use the candles
shoes for the dead: singe the worms
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Stone the crows...
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcast Series “ALL WE HAVE TO FEAR IS MEâ€
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?'
EWeston: Blackened worms a cullinary sucker punch
rebozoette: find the bunny
EWeston: Not without nitril gloves
shoes for the dead: sucker punch bowl
pinholeF200: and my muff
EWeston: Who won that bowl game?
Merlyn: Also, don't use non-ascii characters in the notice, they don't come out right much of the time. no curly quotes, just "
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : "Look at the grouse!" - Curly quote
EWeston: Coconut crabs
Beet: That's me!
Merlyn: Shemp quotes are OK
shoes for the dead: a glass of sucker punch
rebozoette: rock shrimp
Merlyn: "Wanna buy an oven? It's hot..."
EWeston: Gummie pirates
Beet: Hail, Elmo
rebozoette: poo poo platter for 60
EWeston: Hail and rain forever
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
rebozoette: it slike right over the falls
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: Then you underfall
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv**
EWeston: The Hoove will save you if your on the American side
DJTweeny: The American side of what?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
shoes for the dead: prok
EWeston: The mighty Spam Falls
shoes for the dead: side of pork
rebozoette: barrel on through
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : More spam!
EWeston: Slice of parsely
EWeston: Barrel of Port?
rebozoette: waffer thin
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
shoes for the dead: all I have is starboard
EWeston: Char singe them
rebozoette: la la la la la la means
EWeston: Lola smokes
rebozoette: the devils cut
shoes for the dead: get back
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Beet: I'm trying
EWeston: The devil's cut to starboard
Beet: Heavy
rebozoette: thats right ew
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
EWeston: But what is this strange hand in front of your face
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : More to port, myself, polically speaking
rebozoette: it beckons you onward
EWeston: It gives you the Port Salute
shoes for the dead: Lennon or Lenin?
Beet: All Hail
pinholeF200: linen
rebozoette: fart halior
shoes for the dead: sheet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : And Marks...
EWeston: Loved those sisters
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from jaundice
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Did you believe jubilee?
EWeston: When he wasn't drunk
Beet: Dummies and idiots running the world
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : This whole century it seems
EWeston: It's trendy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : It's how to be popular
rebozoette: they were more respectful in 1916
shoes for the dead: who were they?
Beet: Head of Pavlovian research, Isabel Ringing.
EWeston: Micky Mukle, Benuto Mussini, and Emer Fudd
rebozoette: them not us
pinholeF200: lol beet
shoes for the dead: oh those guise
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Made me read it twice, beet! Lol!
EWeston: The GOP has wanted a Democratic presidents pelt on the wall scence Nixon
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Love the Tv Glide!
||||||||| "10:34 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mudhead, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
shoes for the dead: hey Mud
Beet: Howdy Mud
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : I'd!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Mud!
EWeston: Planning a negro revolt
shoes for the dead: candy Barr
DJTweeny: Several of the cuts from the Dear Friends album are from this broadcast
EWeston: Cha cha cha cherry Bomb
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Had that double album!
pinholeF200: fascism--no, not here in America!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Zappa said it can't happen hee
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Here
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: It can happen, hair.
rebozoette: waaaa
Merlyn: Tween test for Proctor’s
Merlyn: Proctor’s?
EWeston: I think of a mono brow, as a canvas
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
EWeston: Tying it to the stretcher bars can be a challange
Merlyn: Proctor’s!
Rufus_T_Firetween: Now that's weird. The first _you're_ worked but not the second one :/
Rufus_T_Firetween: you're
Rufus_T_Firetween: hmmmmm
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Beet: Very emotional
rebozoette: what is this funnel for
EWeston: In mid materialization
shoes for the dead: fun
EWeston: You tie a garter to it
Beet: Beautiful
Rufus_T_Firetween: The notice works fine, and it has both an apostrophe and quotes
rebozoette: why
Rufus_T_Firetween: GREMLINS!!!
rebozoette: eek reek
EWeston: You can wave feathers at it to tease it
Merlyn: Because I fixed it
EWeston: He said in a Ron Howard voice
pinholeF200: you fixed it, so it can't breed?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcast Series “ALL WE HAVE TO FEAR IS ME”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS may be purchased at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ'
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : So they can't breathe...
EWeston: The unkindess cut of all
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Beet: What friends we have in the plants.
rebozoette: I found it and it is mine
EWeston: Rutabega rutabega
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : And the vegetables will respond to you
EWeston: The cabbage can be snooty
rebozoette: this is just plain silly
rebozoette: ty
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Better than frilly silly
shoes for the dead: nightinjail highschool
EWeston: A frill to far?
rebozoette: plaid sad
EWeston: Try them with checks
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Or Czechs
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
rebozoette: and a no balance valance
shoes for the dead: a czech for $30?
EWeston: A tripping point for me
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : The zero is the hero!
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
pinholeF200: they's good czechs and bad czechs
rebozoette: tie your shoes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : That's true, pin, I have heard it's hard to tell the difference
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Merlyn: 這是確定的，我說中國話
EWeston: And swing them over your haed
Merlyn: It's OK, I'm speaking Chinese
pinholeF200: Thanks for the show Kurt and god night to all fireheads near and far and in connecticut
EWeston: Manderin or cantonese?
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| captain equinox - dead from jaundice
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
rebozoette: ew lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : It's a good thing the earth is turning or Merlyn would fall off...
shoes for the dead: see ya Pin
rebozoette: by pin
||||||||| pinholeF200 leaves at 10:55 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Nite pin!
rebozoette: can't a leaver
Beet: This was fun. Nice to see everyone. Thanks, Tween. G'Nite all.
EWeston: For the yeast of you good evenin
shoes for the dead: thanks Tween!
rebozoette: Beet EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Merlyn rebozoette shoes for the dead thanks it was great to see lym and tweenie you great
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski : Sincere thanks to all, for all the great laughs!
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
Merlyn: Everyone out of East Lyme, Connecticut
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
||||||||| At 10:57 PM, Merlyn dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween rushes off, saying "11:01 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 11:01 PM, DJTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| 11:10 PM: Geewiddy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:11 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Geewiddy by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| 11:22 PM: Hemlock Stones (Genuine)! jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Am I too late, Dear Heads... I mean "Friends?"
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!: Oh, well. Next week it shall be! As an Englishman, I am not a Californian—except, of course, when I listen to colleague, Nick Danger, Third Eye. And then, I am as Californian as Walt Disney.
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from the yaws
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine)! - dead from Globner's disease
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from intense demonic possession
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| r - dead from jaundice
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Osc - dead from the common cold
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the fiddlers
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| codehero - dead from intense demonic possession
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from Globner's disease
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shemp - dead from Globner's disease
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| rebozoette - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| beet - dead from jaundice
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
beet
Bunnyboy
Captain Equinox
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Hemlock Stones (Genuine)!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Merlyn
Mudhead
Osc
pinholeF200
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shemp
shoes for the dead
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https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv**
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=rnl-ln
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#RNLIVEPFTFTJ
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
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