Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
01/28/2016

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 28, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny falls out at 7:55 PM.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Grateful Dead, Joe Walsh)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Nelly Housafire plummets into the garden at 8:38 PM.
||||||||| Ralph enters at 8:43 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Ralph: Hello, friends..............
DJTweeny: Hi Nelly, Ralph
Nelly Housafire: Greetings humanlings and earthoids. :)
Ralph: this is my first time accessing the audio with Windows 10, and it's not working...
DJTweeny: some bad news - Jefferson Airplane’s Paul Kantner dies at 74 - http://www.sfgate.com/music/article/Jefferson-Airplane-s-Paul-Kantner-dies-at-74-6791483.php
DJTweeny: You're not the first one to have a problem connecting with Win 10
Ralph: I know, I just saw that! I saw JStarship live this last summer with QMS
Ralph: should I just give up and go with my old 7 rig?
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
DJTweeny: Can you still boot 7?
Ralph: on my old netbook yes
DJTweeny: might try using that for this evening
DJTweeny: and then troubleshoot the Win 10 issue later
Ralph: wtf is Groove Music
DJTweeny: looks like the replacement for WMP in 10
DJTweeny: might try entering the stream URL directly there
Ralph: not impressed
DJTweeny: My friends who use 7 & 10 say they use WinAmp instead
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:53 PM, dragging pinholeF200 by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
||||||||| Outside, the 8:53 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi pin, cease
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski disembarks at 8:53 PM.
pinholeF200: Howdy Tween.
Cease : Hi all
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
||||||||| "8:54 PM? 8:54 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Beet should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Beet enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
pinholeF200: Hey Cease, JAM, Nelly, Ralph
Beet: Evenin' all.
Cease : sounds like joe walsh
Ralph: audio on 7, chatting here :)
DJTweeny: Paul Kantner has left us :(
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Anybody got anything for an acid stomach?
Cease : really?
Beet: Yo, Tween
Ralph: anybody got any acid?
Cease : they are really dieing in a hurry now
DJTweeny: Jefferson Airplane’s Paul Kantner dies at 74 - http://www.sfgate.com/music/article/Jefferson-Airplane-s-Paul-Kantner-dies-at-74-6791483.php
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas pin, DJT cease beet, et al
DJTweeny: Dropping like flies
Beet: What's happening to all the rockers. Wow.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Cease : you know krassner's joke about being mistaken for kanter?
pinholeF200: Hey Beet
Beet: Hey JAM
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
DJTweeny: at the old folks psych-rock marathon
Ralph: which Joe Walsh album is this?
Beet: Hi pin
DJTweeny: Yeah cease :)
||||||||| 8:56 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Ralph: i need another drink brb
DJTweeny: He alludes to it Homer's intro to his Irony Lives album
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
Cease : i;ve been thinking of combining krassner's comedy with firesign in some collages. may get to work on that as soon as i finish Album 6
Cease : merl
DJTweeny: "Let's hope he opens with Crown Of Creation!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with rebozoette close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:57 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts typorrhea into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:57 PM, then departs.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They're dropping like flies because they're all over the age of 65, many over 70. Combine that with hard lives, doesn't make for longevity.
||||||||| Borknoodle steps in at 8:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
pinholeF200: Loved Blows Against the Empire
Beet: Got a lot of respect and admiration for Joe.
Merlyn: Hey tween -- I finally downloaded the latest Ossman appearance just now, I'll try to link it into the chat logs this weekend (and split off 2015 + 2016 into two lists)
rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Merlyn pinholeF200 Ralph hi all and thanks in advance tweenie
DJTweeny: Hi typorrhea, borknoodle
Beet: Hey rebo and typ
DJTweeny: Cool Merlyn, thanks :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Brett's, rebozo State!
||||||||| At 8:58 PM, Borknoodle vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
pinholeF200: Hey Bork, rebo
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Borknoodle falls out at 8:58 PM.
Cease : i'll be 65 in a few weeks. that doesn't bode well for me.
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
typorrhea: honk honk!
Borknoodle: Good evening to ya
Cease : on the other hand, ossman sounds quite chipper for 79
Beet: 69 in March
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and Mr. Bark Bark waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Cease : bork, bark
DJTweeny: Hi Bark
pinholeF200: Has Atl dug out from the blizzard or lizzard yet?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greetings, rebozoette! And typ
rebozoette: permanent life
Cease : you're the same age as bowie, beet. only you're still alive
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Mr. Bark Bark: Hey you guys! (runs in trench)
Borknoodle: LOL yes...the snow was gone by Sunday.
Merlyn: I'm glad I heard that WKRP weather warning about the giant lizard
Borknoodle: It hung around a little longer in the mountains
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Lil in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
rebozoette: still got snow here
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
rebozoette: hi lil
Lil: Hi gang!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Merl, Bork, hi!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with shoes for the dead close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
Cease : Lil
Beet: Hi Lil
shoes for the dead: Howdy
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
Beet: shoes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo shoes!
pinholeF200: Hey shoes, typ, Lil, Merl
pinholeF200: And Bark
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good evening, killing!
Borknoodle: Where you at, rebozo?
Lil: Loved last week's show with Dave sorry I missed it
Ralph: seedless hemp seeds?
Beet: hello down there
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good evening, Lil!
Lil: Oi JAM
rebozoette: wwweeee
||||||||| New notice: ' WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “SEX, DRUGS AND CHARLIE CHANCE – A MYSTERY TRIP”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/'
Beet: Always look forward to ITWABOTB
Ralph: time flies like an arrow
||||||||| Clem enters at 9:03 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
DJTweeny: fruit flies like a banana
DJTweeny: Hi Clem
shoes for the dead: fruit flues like a bananna
Clem: Ah. Hi!
rebozoette: the cherry was rotton
Ralph: xactly Groucho
shoes for the dead: bad echo in here
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Fruit flies = dopera
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:04 PM and Nabby steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
Beet: Howdy Clem
rebozoette: echo
Nabby: greets
shoes for the dead: hey Nab
Beet: Hey Nab
Nabby: Cheers Tweeny
rebozoette: hi nabby
Nabby: ohce
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nabby!
pinholeF200: Nab!
Cease : Nab
Lil: Here Catherwood take the rest of these cueballs
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Lil
Beet: A few inuendoes
rebozoette: stop pullin it it will stretch out
Beet: sp?
Lil: Lil throws the cueballs at Catherwood's head
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Lil and queries "Would you like something?"
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:06 PM and late as usual, it's EWeston, just back from Funfun Town."
Clem: I'll see you all on the fairway. Dinner is served.
Beet: You gotta start young if you're gonna stick it out.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I think this bumpy evening calls for extra inflation in the shoes
Nabby: evenin reboz & Beet & pin & Cease (!) & Joh & Lil & shoes--for industry!
shoes for the dead: hey EW
rebozoette: catherqood kiss it and make it better
Beet: Hi EW
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: Hi EW
rebozoette: spelling
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Cease : ew
EWeston: Shoes an Tweeny and looks like a nasty crowd this eve
pinholeF200: Greetin's EW
Lil: Ello there reboz
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and Mudhead waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Cease : mud
rebozoette: this is somethin
Nabby: Ralph, Clem, and hey EW
shoes for the dead: Mud!
Beet: Mud's here!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mud!
EWeston: Pinhole, Beet Cease Nabster duck and cover the rest of you
Mudhead: Greetings!
Lil: Kidding! Mud dear friend!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, hi, Clem!
Lil: Wheeee
Nabby: Mud
pinholeF200: heya mud
DJTweeny: For those who haven't heard, Paul Kantner has left us - Jefferson Airplane’s Paul Kantner dies at 74 - http://www.sfgate.com/music/article/Jefferson-Airplane-s-Paul-Kantner-dies-at-74-6791483.php
Lil: LOL EW
shoes for the dead: nuts
Lil: Oh my hadn't heard that yet, wow
Nabby ducks
Mudhead: Also Marvin Minsky AI hero and builder of the box with a switch on it
EWeston: An puts his back into it
Nabby: really Mud
Borknoodle: Sad about Kantner. We've been losing talented musicians right and left.
pinholeF200: a chromium switch?
||||||||| At 9:10 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Mudhead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mudhead into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:10 PM, then departs.
Mudhead: Back from the shadows again
Mr. Bark Bark: Great montage
DJTweeny: Mudhead, you use WIn 10, right? What did you do to get it to play streams?
shoes for the dead: Little girl blue is good flik
EWeston: So not talking about the people you hang with Mudhead
DJTweeny: a munchable montage
Mudhead: I use VLC for all my media streams
Beet: Anybody holding?
rebozoette: timed out
DJTweeny: ah OK Mud, thanks
Nabby: Natch
pinholeF200: glad to, now i think i'll hold it over there
Lil: Me too I love VLC, use it for dvds too
Beet: this is cool
Mudhead: and its free
EWeston: Other than this portable earthen dike, no.
Lil: Good free app
Mudhead: always has been
Lil: There ya goo
rebozoette: it will give you warts for nothin
Lil: go
Nabby: goo?
Lil: Uh-oh, I think the meds are kicking in
Beet: Never exhaled. Right!
Lil: LOL
EWeston: Perscription for warts, duct tape.
Nabby is drippings with goo
pinholeF200: waiting to exfoliate
EWeston: Hazmat times again um?
Borknoodle: I like this chatroom, warts and all.
Cease : that was a firesign interview on a st. louis radio station
Beet: Hello to NSA guy.
Mudhead: Where exactly is this show from?
Cease : this is from their satelite show
rebozoette: catherwood nabby needs a squeegee
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to rebozoette and yells "Stop typing gibberish, rebozoette!"
pinholeF200: which station Cease?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Duct tape and wd40 - solves ALL engineering problems
DJTweeny: It's a fun bunch, Borknoodle :)
Nabby: I want my squeeegeeeee
Lil: My dog has a big wart on her muzzle
Lil: The vet told me to name i
Cease : KDHX-FM
Borknoodle -)
DJTweeny: lol Lil
Beet: But you can take the muzzle off, right?
EWeston: Don't know if duct tape will stick to a dogs nose, but expect a fight over it anyway
Cease : chuck lavazzi's One Step Beyond show, 1994
DJTweeny: ** For those of you who don't know, typing a ':' (colon) in this chat has the same effect as typing '/me' in an IRC chat
pinholeF200: used to listen to KDHX, visited their studios one time--ended up carrying in new turntables (remember turntables?)
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lord Buckley what a hipster!
Lil: it that was lol
Beet let me try that
DJTweeny: so if you want to just type an emoticon, be sure to leave a space first
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Nabby says try it it's EZ
Merlyn: I think Lord Buckley was black and white at the same time
shoes for the dead: what?
Lil: How about a hot toddy Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Lil
rebozoette: what games a foo
Borknoodle: I plead the excuse that it's been a long day..Thanks.
Nabby does a happy little dance of the dead
Merlyn: Oh Catherwood, give Lil her hot toddy
||||||||| Catherwood brings lil her hot toddy.
Mudhead: Catherwood give hot toddys to all
||||||||| Catherwood gives hot toddys to all.
Beet: I guess I'll have to listen to Magical Mystery Tour after the chat.
rebozoette is sitting pretty
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yep, Beet!
pinholeF200: anybody heard Nat Lampoon's Magical Misery Tour?
Nabby: Roll up
Lil: After all this time Catherwood still ignores me
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 9:19 PM!"
EWeston: Wait, this toddy may be drugged
Nabby: Sure pin Tony Hendra
Lil: Thanks Merlyn
DJTweeny: be nice, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "I thought I was nice!"
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:19 PM, dragging Mamboman by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
DJTweeny: Hi Momboman
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
rebozoette: loll trip girgle
pinholeF200: did an outstanding impression of Lennon
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
shoes for the dead: hey Mambom
Nabby: pork?
EWeston: Check his sleeves
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi M!
Mudhead: I'd like you all to meet my two new Siamese kittens Ren (M) and Renya (F) born on Halloween, now 3 months old.
Beet: Howdy, Mam.
Lil: What are you on rezo it sounds like fun
Mamboman: Hello
EWeston: Happy hand shredders?
pinholeF200: hey m-man
Lil: Congrats Mud
Cease : mam
Nabby: kitty kitty kitty
Mudhead: they are attacking my feet as I type
Cease : kittens
EWeston: They do that
Lil: Only two kitties Nab
Beet: They know when they are being talkrd about
Mudhead: Ive learned a lot about the Federal Housing Accomodation Act
Nabby: Catherwood give Mudhead catfish
||||||||| Catherwood brings mudhead catfish.
Nabby: good point Lil
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A tail of two kitties, lil?
Nabby takes one kitty back
Mamboman: Been a long time since I was a FS devotee
pinholeF200: lol jam
Cease : we got our cats when they were 10 weeks old, in 2004.
shoes for the dead: sanity cats, Mud?
Cease : you were a firesign fan in the past, mambo?
Lil: If I have to JAM
DJTweeny: Glad to have you here, Mamboman
Mudhead: Comfort animals, emotional support animal
Beet: They say it only takes one puff now.
Mamboman: Was in Nashville in 1973 or so. Proctor and Bergman were doing the TV or Not TV tour
EWeston: The oriental cats will acknowedge your exsistence. This makes the abuse more personal.
Nabby: Hi Mam
DJTweeny: David Ossman showed up for a live interview last week
Mamboman: One if them got me onstage.
Lil: We're all just a string of non-sequiters mostly Mambo, just jump right in
Mamboman: At the Exit In
Cease : speaking of TV or not, did y'all see the flick posted on facebook this week?
Cease : its surprisingly different from the album
rebozoette: it was great and so Mr was sunday
shoes for the dead: neato Mambom
Mudhead: No Cease, got a url?
Lil: Only service animals qualify Mud, not ESA's, unless they changed the law recently
Cease : ossman thought i had combined the solo albums into one. i told him i would.
DJTweeny: ** You can listen to the archive of last week's show, as well as FST interviews at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Nabby: That was a good session Tweeny
Cease : should have it done by next week.
Nabby: Cool cat
Cease : it'll be called The 6th Album, which was Ossman's idea for a title
Beet: Dave sounded quite energized last week.
Mudhead: since 88 FHAA covers emotional support animals with a doctors prescription
Cease : doc techncial has been helping me out. that's the first time anyone has ever helped me with one of these collages
Cease : he did indeed, beet
shoes for the dead: yupers, it was fun
Nabby: yeah he was fun
Lil: He sure did
Mamboman: Doesn't seem quite right doing Bozos without some type of mind altering drug.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It was a real honor to listen to Mr Ossman last week
Cease : this is from their 1967 KRLA show, when I was first introduced to them
Nabby: is it ever, Mam
Mudhead: ehh, just more sugar Mamboman
Lil: It sure has been tough losing so many lately
pinholeF200: firesign is a drug in itself
Nabby: whatever that meant
shoes for the dead: what's stopping you, Mambom?
Cease : you still have a few minutes, mambo.
Beet: Anybody holding?
Cease : richie havens died the other day.
Nabby: Nachos
Lil: Mud, have you seen anything of Principal Poop
shoes for the dead: him too???
EWeston: I thought that was a spider crawling up my back
Lil: No shit Cease?
Cease : love this piano at the end of the song
Nabby: I have a large piece of pork if....
Mudhead: No, not in a while
rebozoette: pale chip gunk
Lil: Do nachos go well with hot toddies?
Nabby: blech
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
rebozoette: yeah thanks cat
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yeah Cease it's been a while back. Loved R Havens!
pinholeF200: aw damn--Richie too?
shoes for the dead: that was good cease
Cease : probably my favret firesign album, if there is such a thing
Cease : thanks, shoes. i enjoyed making it
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Firesign's “I THINK WE'RE ALL BOZOS ON THIS BUS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
BOZOS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln'
Nabby: I don't see why not Lil hehee
rebozoette: we'll know later lil
Beet: Also my favorite.
Nabby: cool stuff C
EWeston: neato
pinholeF200: Cease (Cat), you do an awesome job reassembling all that audio with just one or two pairs of hands
Ralph: and it's just starting now...
Cease : i was working on a collage of sgt pepper but i really got into the mag myst song so that worked for me.
shoes for the dead: wait for me mister, i gotta nickle
Cease : will go back to sgt. pep pills eventually.
Lil: Now I've lost track hahaha
Beet: Your libray of great clips goes very deep, Mr. Cease.
EWeston: I once had a mechanic with two left hands
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “I THINK WE’RE ALL BOZOS ON THIS BUS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln
Ralph: this program flipped my lid
pinholeF200: Catherwood, wish me a happy birthday
||||||||| Catherwood wishes pinholeF200 a happy birthday.
Borknoodle: Night folks..thanks for the hangout
DJTweeny: Happy Birthday Pinhole
pinholeF200: catch ya on the flip Bork
Nabby: just don't tip your lid
DJTweeny: is it today, Pin?
shoes for the dead: see ya Bork
Cease : true, beet. and i continue to collect new stuff, like ossman's interview last week and a recent proctor radio interview where he talks about his affairs. i'm gonna combine that with the tom waits tune A Foreign Affair
EWeston: a good eve to you Bork
Ralph: back when it was nearly brand new
Mudhead: night Judge
Beet: Nite Bork
Nabby: take care Bork
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I remember listening to this during breaks at band rehearsal
Cease : by bork
pinholeF200: yep, two to the sixth power
DJTweeny: don't be a stranger, Bork
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite B!
Cease : i had just moved to japan when this album came out.
Ralph: government-inflicted simjulation
Beet: I like how Clem keeps laughing at the holygrams.
Mudhead: Happy B-Day PinholeF200
Lil: Dave's recitation of that poem of his at his birthday was on youtube at one point
Cease : happy birthday, birthday person
pinholeF200: what could be better--well, maybe a few things--whatever
Cease : which poem, lil?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is it really pin's bday?
Lil: lol take care CeaseCat
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: Firesign's “I THINK WE'RE ALL BOZOS ON THIS BUS”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
BOZOS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln
*** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINHOLE ***'
EWeston: Pluck a duck for me catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood fors EWeston.
Mamboman: May you stay forever young.
Cease : santa monica, 1936?
Nabby: you look like a monkey and you smell like one too
Lil: The one Cease featured with the Mark Tyme mix
shoes for the dead: have a fun new orbit, Pin
EWeston: Well teed I suppose
rebozoette: HaPpY bIRtHDaY PiN
Lil: I love Dave's voice reciting poetry
Nabby: YaY PiN
pinholeF200: thanks, rebozoette, wish I could have what you're having
Lil: Yep and many more PIN
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Beet: Somebody could make some great CGI to go along with this. Call Skywalker Ranch.
Lil: LOL So do I pin
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Happy birthday pin!
Nabby: what are you having reboz?
Ralph: this is so realistic
rebozoette: yeah man
Beet: HBD pin
Lil: You're cracking me up reboz
EWeston: an burffday two, from two corinthians
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Simulated exhilaration
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Nabby: me either
pinholeF200: thanks for all the good thoughts folks
Nabby: it's sure realistic
Ralph: but it's really good sh*t
EWeston: Helps with my hullabaloosions
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right Ralph!
rebozoette: thanks Lil it is to be rebozoed
Ralph: you'll be Taiwan on!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hallucinations
Cease : there is a youtubery of ossman's 75th birthday where he reads a bunch of poems.
EWeston: I'll Marshall the Islands
Nabby demands to be taken in for rebozoing.
Cease : don't know of one with him reading Santa Monica though.
pinholeF200: Hieroglyphs....do you know any....will they help?
Beet: Very heavy creation myth.
Cease : it's from a video called An Autobozographical Evening, from the 80s i think
EWeston: Them too!
Nabby: What?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
rebozoette: its not for everybody nabby nurse
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
shoes for the dead: they were right about the lumps
EWeston: Name three
Ralph: where are my headphones
shoes for the dead: you , me and.............
Nabby: over there
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Which 2, E?
rebozoette: me
EWeston: And me, smirks
Beet: I get a chuckle out of the guy belching.
pinholeF200: let me hear it for me!
Nabby: Park and lock it!
EWeston: Your under arrest!
Lil: Hey can you say what you're on again reboz I missed it :-(
rebozoette: lumps appear
Ralph: clamosaurs appeared as appetizers
Nabby: I think it was clamozine
shoes for the dead: trailer bikes
EWeston: Yes dumplingosaurus's
Ralph: this is so damn good
Lil: LOL thanks Nab have some tiny lemon tea biscuits
Nabby: I love those
Ralph: chigger bytes
Nabby: darn! thanks Lil
EWeston: And trailorbikes, a honda I think
||||||||| Catherwood ushers prowler in through the front door at 9:41 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
shoes for the dead: hey Prow
Cease : prowler
Lil: Catherwood please bring us a tray od dumplingosaureses
||||||||| Catherwood hands us a tray od dumplingosaureses.
EWeston: Ler ho!
Ralph: I smelt the rock!
Nabby enjoys the tiny lemon tea biscuits with frog snot on em.
Beet: wife must always be included in commentary.
prowler: yo. or thats what it think the kids say these days
DJTweeny: Hi prowler
Ralph: with the power of the weak
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “I THINK WE’RE ALL BOZOS ON THIS BUS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln
Nabby: prowler
pinholeF200: howdy prowler
EWeston: Now the earbone of an apatosaurus
Beet: Where would we be without Sidd
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Push hard enuf it falls over
Nabby: I enjoy the dumplingses too Lil
rebozoette: dear nabby
EWeston: Under the astrolabe
Beet: a Fuddian slip
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Nabby: prowdy howler
Nabby: holy fudd!
shoes for the dead: malmborg in plano
Lil: More sugar!!!!!!
prowler: nowdy habby
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Welcome prowls!
Ralph: quid malmborg im plano
rebozoette: could it be da da da
Beet: That's Plano, TX
Ralph: i love it...
Nabby: dee doo doo doo?
Lil: It's all about dat bass
Ralph: the grounded iron gate
Nabby: If you've been to Plano say hey
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Let's go where I go every morning, for the straight poop
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
rebozoette: Plano
Cease : we havent seen principal poop here for a long time
rebozoette: hey
rebozoette: o
Lil: Where IS Poop??????????
Nabby: hey
shoes for the dead: I have a plano tackle box
EWeston: DIY futures fer sale an sail
Lil: I know I miss him
Ralph: i say live it, or live with it
Cease : i come from the plains
shoes for the dead: O?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well said, Ralph!
Beet: Somebody told me a long time ago that the guy that says, "Streight ahead" was Mohammud Ali.
DJTweeny: Hope he's OK, Lil. Unfortunately my email address for him is no longer good
Lil: I think you're babbling now reboz
Ralph: the Bureau of Western Mythology
Nabby came in a cab.
Lil: Not a good sign Tweeny
Ralph: half a watt goes in here
DJTweeny: yeah :/
EWeston: Veteran's tap dance administration
Nabby: rebabbling?
Cease : goerge murphy's old office
rebozoette: like a brook lil like a brook
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Lil: As long as you don't drool, that was Poop's gig
DJTweeny: Dexter hasn't been here in a while either
Beet: The Terminal Buss
Lil: ahhhh, always liked the babbling brook
shoes for the dead: near the precedent
rebozoette: double dribble cups
Nabby: where Dex?
Beet: Thanks
Lil: it keeps me company when I feel lonesome
rebozoette: or zooky
DJTweeny: Elayne said he was having computer issues, but that was a while ago
Cease : i talked to dex recently, he said he'd be rejoining us in feb. we'll see
Lil: the zooky brook?
DJTweeny: good to hear, cease
Lil: Cool Cease
Nabby: Zooky
DJTweeny: So what does anyone want to hear next week?
Nabby: cool C
Lil: hmmmmm
Cease : if i have the 6th album finished by next week, it's almost 2 hours long, tween
Beet: This is still quite funny.
DJTweeny: good grid, Cat!
Ralph: NIXON
Cease : ossman said an hour and a half, but it's much longer than that
DJTweeny: Well, that'd be a show :)
Cease : true enough, beet
Lil: How about Eat or Be Eaten??
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: In the in the next world you're on your own
Beet: the longer the better
Cease : its 3 firesign albums put together, that's a lot
DJTweeny: We have a vote for EoBE
shoes for the dead: I second that
EWeston: But your alterred so you don't notice
Nabby: Don't Crush that Dwarf, Eat or Be Eaten --wait that's not right
Lil: Thanks Shoes :-)
Ralph: Exit right to Funway
Cease : ok i'll be here next week, will be absent the following week, then back the 3rd week in feb.
DJTweeny: OK, EOBE it is then :)
Nabby: disappearing and reappearing C
DJTweeny: So Cat, your 2hr bit will be done by next week?
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Lil: Great! We'll be here when you return Cease
Merlyn: Beat or Be Beaten
Cease : i told ossman i'd have it done by the end of feb. and it's almost done now.
EWeston: You went right to the bottomless pit then
Cease : if doc tech gets back to me tonight, i can have it finished by tomorrow, tween
Ralph: MacNam
DJTweeny: Well let me know when you want it played, Cat
Nabby: sweet or be sweeten
Ralph: ara
EWeston: Slip him a virus
pinholeF200: stop Dave.....will you stop, Dave?
||||||||| It's :55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
: Are domains of opposite direction alternating?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
: OK, email me when it's ready Cat
||||||||| Catherwood leads Beet inside, makes a note of the time (9:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:55 PM and late as usual, it's Nabby, just back from Washington."
Nabby: whoops
: oops
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:55 PM and shoes for the dead sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
: Web quake time agin?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rufus_T_Firetween close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:55 PM and EWeston bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
: faxinating.... I never lefrt
shoes for the dead: my own granfather.....
Beet: Same thing happened to me
||||||||| Catherwood ushers rebozoette in through the front door at 9:55 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
: ok, play some other stuff next week and i won't be here the following thurs so maybe you should play The 6th Album Feb. 18th
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:55 PM and late as usual, it's Ralph, just back from Funfun Town."
EWeston: Yup
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Cease close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:56 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
rebozoette: the ride closed
Ralph: perfect timing
Nabby: or as we say in Frogtown, yaha!
DJTweeny: Catherwood bounced the whole room again
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to DJTweeny and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
: You've become a colon Tweeny
Cease : i seem to have been removed
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
||||||||| "9:56 PM? 9:56 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lil should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lil enters and sits on the divan.
Rufus_T_Firetween: test
Nabby: Catherwood apologize to Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Nabby and says "Would you like something?"
Lil: Catherwood booted me
||||||||| Catherwood booteds Lil.
: where am I, I'd better check
||||||||| Catherwood enters with pinholeF200 close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:57 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
DJTweeny: test
Nabby: you've "ceased" to be?
EWeston: Whose that hiding in the Rat's eye?
Ralph: just like when Chairlift took the stage on Tuesday night in Brooklyn, the firealarm went off
Lil: Watch your grammar Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:57 PM"
: Am I here?
||||||||| 9:57 PM: Johan Amadeus Myjetski jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Nabby: Who am us anyway?
DJTweeny: You Are Here, Player
Lil: Yes but you're a colon again
rebozoette: I left my heart in there
pinholeF200: in the dark at the end of the tunnel
Nabby: blech is it still beating
Beet: Alot of coming and going
Nabby: hellooooooooo
EWeston: The wirlepool at the end of the funnel
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Inside I am tan and handsome!
Lil: I left my head in San Francisco
Nabby: echo
shoes for the dead: you'll need a crowbar!
Beet: crew Mark
Lil: The forkel?
rebozoette: bitz and pieces
Ralph: Mark Time's Outlaw Ghost Ship
EWeston: I hocked my spleen in Kansas City
Nabby: I'm voting for Tom Cruz
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Just wait till I get ahold of that Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood gets ahold of that.
shoes for the dead: goats?
Ralph: Hideo-Nut's Boltadrome!!!!
Lil: I'm voting for a spider plant
Nabby: all power to nobody!
EWeston: Nobody can save us
Beet: Tom Cruz could beat Trump
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Let go Catherwood, let go!
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Nabby: goats?
Ralph: Vote for Nobody!
rebozoette: don't choke
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
EWeston: Probably at bible quotes
pinholeF200: none of the above
Cease : we had a wonderful election here last fall.
DJTweeny: was it fun, cease?
Cease : sauron was voted out of office, finally
rebozoette: yeah you did cat
pinholeF200: I'll take Revelation for 666
Nabby: let's eat
DJTweeny: lol @ sauron
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Deputy Dan has no amigos
EWeston: The US media should be certifibly insane by June
Ralph: Close B clothes mode
shoes for the dead: that late, EW?
EWeston: Hide the children!
Nabby: Catherwood seems to have crushed it
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Nabby
Beet: Can I leave the future?
Lil: Their brains have turned into meat sauce
Cease : nope
EWeston: Oh there's plenty in that state right now, just not all of them...yet
Nabby: it's electric
shoes for the dead: you can only leave the past
Beet: True free association
Ralph: no underwear will be worn by the year 2020.......
Lil: So jeans will become disposable
EWeston: Victoria's Secrete will be going bankrupt?
Ralph: Deputy Dan has no pants
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: And is letting his freak flag fly!
Beet: he can't breath
Nabby: who's wearing pants? pfft
Lil: Gird yer grids gang
EWeston: He can't breed?
Ralph: gird your grid for a big one....
Lil: Shorts?
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone shorts
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone shorts.
Lil: LOL Nappy
Lil: Whoops ROTFL
rebozoette: why can't you throw jeans away
EWeston: Catherwood give everybody shots
||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody shots.
Lil: Why?
Nabby: lol
rebozoette: bedda
Beet: Forget the future and the past
DJTweeny: Now I won't get Globner's!
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Lil: That's it, you must be wearing a nappy
Nabby: thanks I needed that
Ralph: thanks Catherwood! Rollup a couple of bombers and leave them on the side table
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Ralph and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
EWeston: The fireworks
rebozoette: woi isn't
pinholeF200: and one is nothing
Lil: happy to provide
Nabby winks at Lil
Ralph: there's an echo in here........
Lil: ;-)
Nabby: echo in here
EWeston: Stuck in the transmorgrifier again
shoes for the dead: what drives thee up on deck?
Beet: When this wasout I was actually a sailor with a beard.
Cease : i love that ending.
Ralph: ulysses in drag
pinholeF200: oh wat....a goo....siam
EWeston: Thrice humiliated duck
Cease : reminds me of a baudelaire poem, which ends "and sailors, and many others"
Ralph: omgimadj
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's enough for one lifetime!
Beet: Still amazing
EWeston: Me too Beet
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcast Series “THE NEW ARCHIPELAGO SHOW”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
*** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINHOLE ***'
Lil: Food is my focus
Ralph: Arca Belago
Ralph: ??
EWeston: Oak truffles fer me thanks
Ralph: 1972
rebozoette: as maine goes
Ralph: bagong bagong starlet
Beet: fo fi clazi guy
EWeston: A good year for bar scotch
Cease : i was just returning from first trip to japan then
Nabby: what are you talking about
Ralph: fry now, pray later
shoes for the dead: vermont gets peed on
Nabby: Oak is delicious
Lil: Sorry EW I don't have my pig's nose
EWeston: Here, use one of mine.
Nabby is eating the bar.
Lil: You sharing Nab?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pig nose were nice amps...
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pinholeF200: just don't walk into the bar
Lil: Is it chocolate covered?
EWeston: Wood wood will stunt your growth
Cease : bars are more used to drinkers
Nabby slides over one stool.
rebozoette: beeveer itis
Beet: Is a cheese log the same as string cheese?
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Lil: LOL
EWeston: Good trick with a working backbone
Nabby: beeveritis?!
||||||||| Cat 2 enters at 10:12 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Nabby: good god
Nabby: hey Cat 2 clone
Lil: Yes what IS the history of the cheese log, anybody know the significance?
Beet: which god?
Nabby: the third one from the left
Nabby: Yig the Impenetrable
Cat 2: im changing computers
EWeston: The one for stuck kitchen drawers
Nabby: THAT'S the one EW
pinholeF200: what will they be when you're done, Cat?
shoes for the dead: spill a drink on the other one, Cat?
Lil: See there it is again
Lil: They use cheese a lot
Nabby: give em heck, Cat
DJTweeny: Cat 2: im changing computers << the other one got dirty?
Lil: Tweeny do you know?
Beet: we won't weigh 'em
Ralph: Descenators
DJTweeny: I do not, LIL
Lil: About the cheese log?
EWeston: The spiders always freak out the flies
Cat 2: i'm tryhing to do something else on the other one
DJTweeny: Cat, do you know where FST's obsession wih cheese logs comes from?
Lil: Aw sorry then
Nabby: THuggies
rebozoette: Lil whats with the cheese log?
Lil: The spiders freak me out unless they're plants
Nabby: yeah what is it with the hot logs?
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
EWeston: Assassin underalls
Nabby: whew
Cat 2: you might ask proc or ossman the next time they show up here
Lil: Dunno that's why I was asking
Lil: That your new name Nappy?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
pinholeF200: wasn't that the featured item on Stuckeys billboards?
Lil: Thuggies, that's a good one lol
Nabby: Hmm could be
EWeston: I'd thought it a euphmism for jism
Nabby: Everyone's being somebody else nowdays
Lil: Awwww I'd be to embarassed you ask for me
Lil: Too true Nab old boy
pinholeF200: what about resident pagan?
Beet: lol pin
EWeston: Multiple identity can be your friend, confident, assassin
shoes for the dead: prizm daze
Lil: Too true EW
EWeston: Either that or Nantuckette
rebozoette: or poo ew
Nabby: Do I know who you are EW?
EWeston: Got my grand niece a book on Poo
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We're being cowered here
Nabby: hash hash in
rebozoette: hhhhhhhhhh
EWeston: Know me by my book bill
Ralph: this is fantastic CJ
Ralph: DJ
: Good Night all, I'll be back soon.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I worked on a cattle farm in the 90s...
shoes for the dead: bull
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right, shoes, you know it!
Beet: Good Night, colon
Ralph: Tanguay?
Lil: Cya Ralph
EWeston: I have memories of the smell of chicken cooks and barns, I'm working on them
Cat 2: the gin?
rebozoette: horn tailed hooves
EWeston: coops rather
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Ralph: is not leaving
Lil: Chicken Cooks Gin
pinholeF200: Yucca tan
Nabby: Obscurantism is very popular today
EWeston: I remember Mt That's your arm you idiot.
Lil: Oh sorry Ralph didn't mean to rush you LOL
Nabby glares at Lil
Ralph: Bronchs
rebozoette: shuffel
Ralph: a Teaneck party in Yucatan
DJTweeny got a Yucca tan in Cancun
Lil: My god what did I do to deserve that Nabby it was an honest mistake
rebozoette: lol
Ralph: Thumbawanga
Lil: Good one Tweeny
Ralph: praying on her harmonica, as usural
EWeston: Silent g in that word, which fits
Lil: Can you say Moses supposes his toeses are roses?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's as urinal, Ralph
Nabby shuffels in place pretending not to hear.
Nabby: you can't say URINAL on the internet
pinholeF200: that's fearful, Nabby
Lil: sigh...
rebozoette: you 've got to keep on dancein
Ralph: that's urinalysis
shoes for the dead: I can't even type it, Lil
EWeston: The fumes from that burning bush were potent
Cat 2: senior citizen paul simon: call me urinal
Ralph: Jahopa's witness
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Stevo', just granted probation at 10:28 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
EWeston: And Bob's your Uncle
Cat 2: osteve
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What mean we can't say ------- in here?
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
DJTweeny: Hi Stevo
Ralph: Soren Ibid
shoes for the dead: hey Stev
rebozoette: it bites but you'll like it
Nabby: I can't take it I profusely apologize Lil it was a case of mistaken dental records
Cat 2: never had any bob uncles
Stevo: Hey
Ralph: Jehovah's Witless
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Ralph: Wh'appen
shoes for the dead: how about carb uncles?
DJTweeny: sreamer broke, should be OK now
pinholeF200: the John Cage arrangement of Silent Night
rebozoette: bobs yer cousin
Beet: is ok
EWeston: You could get an Uncle Bob DIY kits in the sixties
Nabby: Catherwood give Lil a case of dental records
||||||||| Catherwood gets lil a case of dental records.
Lil: Thanks Nabby that's what I thought
DJTweeny: *streamer
Ralph: Joe Walsh is BACK
EWeston: Ruby wannabees
pinholeF200: at least it's not a screamer
Ralph: just as i was about to look up "Wh'appen"
Nabby: could happen to anyone
Nabby: at any time
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bobs your uncle, Fanny's your aunt
Lil: What about Joe Walsh's back?
EWeston: Not now! Not Here!
Ralph: Oh yes, my fave English Beat album
shoes for the dead: not to me!
Stevo: Have any of you listened to the Superego podcast?
Lil: Didn't "Hey Wha Hoppened" used to be a tv show
Ralph: Mirror in the Bathroom
Nabby undulates.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I remember bubble gum cigars!
EWeston: Nice bete, but can you gadance to it?
Lil: Ooh. That's dangerous!
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn in through the front door at 10:33 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Ralph: But seriously, folks...............
Lil: I'll take Chang for a dollar please Alex
Nabby: imported Cuban banana cigars made of real cubans smoking bananas
shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn
Ralph: yum Nabby
Lil: What kept you Merlyn
Cat 2: they call me fidel yellow
Lil: LOL
pinholeF200: that has a certain appeal Nab
Ralph: I tried smoking bananas when i was a kid
rebozoette: smoked splits
Cat 2: oh lucy, i brought fidel castro home for dinner
Ralph: now you can buy 'em in the grocery store
Lil: LOL then what's in a banana daquiri
Lil: Put him on the sofa Cat2
Ralph: i give up Lil, what?
Lil: You know, the convertible
Nabby: hey Merl
Nabby: ya gotta work it before ya blow it Ralph
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Electrical bonana gonna be a sudden craze
EWeston: Oregono fer me xanks. And a good early evening too you all gotta bums rush outa here.
Beet: See you, EW
Cat 2: by ew
Lil: That's right Nab
shoes for the dead: see ya EW
pinholeF200: till next week EW
Lil: Take care EW
Ralph: the correct navel observatory
Nabby: later EW
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite EW, if that's appropriate
Lil: Was that right this time
rebozoette: by ew
Ralph: bite the pullet
Nabby: but don't quote me Ralph or I'll be ostracized
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I was right about the comet!
pinholeF200: tastes like chicken
Beet: pullit before you bite
Ralph: as in, turned into an ostrich??
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Ralph
Nabby: what is reality?
Beet: eat it
Cat 2: whatever exists whether you do or not
Ralph: grass-roots gourmet says seeya next week, or maybe not
Cat 2: that was something like a pk dick quote
shoes for the dead: reality is a crutch for those who can't face up tp drugs
Ralph: eats bin fun
rebozoette: isn't homes to buy
pinholeF200: does anything exist if there is no one to observe it
DJTweeny: lol shoes
Beet: eat it raw
Nabby: i can dig it Cat
Nabby: raw raw
pinholeF200: if a man speaks in the woods with no woman present, is he still wrong
Ralph: Who knew that female anatomy could be so interesting??
DJTweeny: lol pin
Nabby: as the wiseass said: if you can stub your toe on it, it's real
rebozoette: if you blanche it shock it
Beet: i thought it was Boy's Ventilated Drawers
Nabby: lol reboz & pin
shoes for the dead: income taxi
rebozoette: bertha venti duck
Lil: With Danny DeVito?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Too many distractions. Say y'all next week and eat it, or eat with it!
DJTweeny: bye Johan
pinholeF200: nite jam
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Lil: You too JAM
shoes for the dead: see ya JAM
Cat 2: johan
Nabby: later Joh
Beet: Nite JAM
Lil: Got 2 go now 2
shoes for the dead: duck of earl
Cat 2: by lil
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Lil: Keep it together gang until next time
shoes for the dead: nitey Lil
Lil: Take care Cat2
rebozoette: nite lil
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Lil: thx sfd
Nabby: Nite nite Lil
Lil: Fun times all
DJTweeny: Nite Lil
Lil: Be well reboz
Beet: See ya, LIL
rebozoette: u 2 lil
DJTweeny: Premier Kissoff is from Dr. Strangelove
Lil: Tweeny thanks for another fine show
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
Lil: Where did that come from LOL
DJTweeny: yw Lil :)
Nabby: Indeedy thank you Tweeny
Lil: Adieu all
Nabby: bbye
pinholeF200: Thanks for hosting Tween, for the collage, Cat, and to all for making it unreal
Cat 2: we do our best, pin
rebozoette: budda
Nabby: Cat is cool
Beet: see ya pin
||||||||| pinholeF200 leaves to catch the 10:50 PM train to Billville.
Nabby: There goes pin
Merlyn: see ya next time tween and all
||||||||| Around 10:52 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
rebozoette: Cat m once again thanks for sharing
shoes for the dead: thanks Tween
Beet: Another stellar evening. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. Great job, Cat.
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Cat 2: by all
Nabby: they're dropping like fries
Nabby: later Cat
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
rebozoette: Beet Cease DJTweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski Merlyn pinholeF200 Ralph nite all and thnaks tween for all you do great
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
||||||||| "10:53 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Cat 2, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Nabby: Not responsible!
Nabby: Hey what's this?
Nabby tugs on it.
DJTweeny: This is from Fighting Clowns
rebozoette: put that back where you found it
DJTweeny: Until last ime, again...
||||||||| 10:57 PM -- Rufus_T_Firetween left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| DJTweeny rushes off, saying "10:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's :10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

Beet
Borknoodle
Cat 2
Cease
Clem
DJTweeny
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
Mamboman
Merlyn
Mr. Bark Bark
Mudhead
Nabby
Nelly Housafire
pinholeF200
prowler
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Stevo
typorrhea

URL References:
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bozos-ln
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://seemreal.com/
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.sfgate.com/music/article/Jefferson-Airplane-s-Paul-Kantner-dies-at-74-6791483.php
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw