||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 14, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 6:20 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 6:55 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts DJTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (8:08 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:17 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and PNoseJr falls out at 8:36 PM. DJTweeny: Hi PNose DJTweeny: music in just a minute ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Kitaro) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: New to the chat, Pnose? ||||||||| GabbyPaarsons enters at 8:53 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers EWeston inside, makes a note of the time (8:54 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi Gabby, EW EWeston: Evnin Tweeny Pnr, an Gabby GabbyPaarsons: Hi ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'pmo', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... DJTweeny: Hi pmo ||||||||| rebozoette tiptoes in around 8:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette EWeston: Greetings earthoid rebozoette: fingers in no go Hi everybody and Tween thanks ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Cat inside, makes a note of the time (8:58 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Johan Amadeus Myjetski', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:59 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... DJTweeny: Hi Cat, Johan EWeston: Early JAM yoday rebozoette: hi cat Cat : Hi chatters ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and shoes for the dead sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. shoes for the dead: Howdy ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm standing for the Minister of Suprise. I appreciate your votes! DJTweeny: Hi shoes rebozoette: do EWeston: Cat shoes? that's aburd ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:00 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
DJTweeny is surprised DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn EWeston: Tall kind of regular rebozoette: in a faint Cat : I didnt know bozos could vouch Merlyn: heyo ||||||||| Outside, the 9:01 PM crosstown bus from Reading pulls away, leaving Johnny Fever coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. shoes for the dead: Fever rises up DJTweeny: Hi Johnny rebozoette: that ms bub ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Nabby', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:02 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Cat : Hope it's not contagious, Johnny ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" DJTweeny: Hi Nabby ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: Johny Bub? Cat : Nab rebozoette: hi nabby shoes for the dead: hi Nab EWeston: Help! Its the police! Nabby: Greets Tween ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Kanickynick into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:03 PM, then departs. Nabby: Hey all Cat : unfamiliar names showing up ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ EWeston: Nabster shoes for the dead: hey Knick DJTweeny: Hi Kanicky Nabby: Cheers ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Kanickynick: Hey seekers Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening, all! Cat : cats listening to Cat, eh? Nabby: Jello! EWeston: Sounds like a yeast infection Cat : Sorry Mr. Cosby, I'm not hungry Nabby: Indeed Cat : a whole town high on rye Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Enjoying the Kitaro! rebozoette: puddin EWeston: Release the Parakettes! Nabby: release the puddin ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Nabby: helloooooo shoes for the dead: release the apartment EWeston: It's too Young!! Kanickynick: Kitaro... Takes me back to working at a record store in the early 80's Nabby: chatherwood spin Tweeny's bitz Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Krack the Releasen! ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Beet disembarks at 9:07 PM. rebozoette: yeah Beet: Evenin' All Nabby: chathing with chatherwood Cat : beet EWeston: Call any vegtable, they seldom reply though Nabby: yay DO will be back DJTweeny: Hi Beet shoes for the dead: hey Beet ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Currently playing: David Ossman’s - “TIME MACHINE” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT DAVID OSSMAN AT >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman ** DAVID OSSMAN WILL BE HERE NEXT WEEK! **' Cat : he has a new book to plug Nabby: hi Beet Beet: Hi Cat, Tween, shoes DJTweeny: yes he does, Cat DJTweeny: and maybe some news about current projects Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rutabaga, rutabaga Kanickynick: The wife and I had a nice conversation with him after one of the Portland shows EWeston: Never mistake one for a pineapple Nabby: free book for best virtual costume? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! DJTweeny: kewl, Kanicky Nabby: neato K rebozoette: wonder woman rebozoette: otherwise known as nancy shoes for the dead: what?
DJTweeny wonders about that woman rebozoette: its all virtual now Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If she were my daughter, i'd... rebozoette: did i win the book shoes for the dead: I prefer real now rebozoette: slop slidin westward ho ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and timpre falls out at 9:12 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'ZetaTauri', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... shoes for the dead: hey timpre EWeston: Nother nude name velcome Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We must be pushing Goshen by now shoes for the dead: and zeta T ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “ZIGGY FIRESIGN AND THE THEATRE FROM MARS” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/ ** DAVID OSSMAN WILL BE HERE NEXT WEEK! **' Nabby: zup Cat ZetaTauri: Are we all Bozos on this bus? Thank you for the kind welcome. DJTweeny: Hi timpre, Zeta timpre: Out here in Utah.... how's things. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:13 PM and llanwydd steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. llanwydd: evening folks Nabby: Hey llan Cat : Zeta, timpre, llan EWeston: Mirhquake! shoes for the dead: hey Llan DJTweeny: Hi Llan ZetaTauri: Been meaning to do this for a very long time! EWeston: llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Howdy, ll Cat : some cat from japan llanwydd: Ziggy Firesign!!! LOL DJTweeny: so to speak... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And pleased to meet'cha, Zeta! EWeston: Nice spectrum Zeta, Carbon cycle? Beet: Hi llan, Zeta timpre: It's been a while since I've listened to some Firesign. shoes for the dead: Bowie sure made a classy exit Cat : i had just come from japan and was in la when i first heard that song. thought it was about me. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" ZetaTauri: Pleased to meet you Johan and all. llanwydd: I'm not getting any sound on google chrome. pardon me while I go back to internet exp Nabby: cool timpre Nabby: likewise Zeta llanwydd: GC doesn't usually give me that trouble rebozoette: hi zeta ZetaTauri: Hi Rebo! timpre: I think my fav is the Giant rat from Sumatra. Or Don't Crush that Dwarf.... ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Cat : both great albums ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies amana mission into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:17 PM, then departs. rebozoette: timpre tween takes requests llanwydd: my favorite has been 2 Places for most of my life EWeston: amana hello Cat : amana shoes for the dead: hi amana DJTweeny: Hi amana Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I thought everything I knew was wrong, but I was wrong... Beet: You from Iowa, amana? Nabby: winque? EWeston: Wrong isn't exactly right timpre: Finally got the sound stream to work.... darn plugins. DJTweeny: Yes, I do take album requests for FST material ZetaTauri: My favorite changes weekly. Bozos, Two Places, and Immortality generally duke it out for the top 3, though. timpre: Hey. I like the stream. timpre: Love Ziggy. DJTweeny: We heard Rat no too long ago, but I could do Dwarf two weeks from now ZetaTauri: I'm having trouble getting the stream. DJTweeny: Going to leave next week's content up to David Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I haven't heard Dwarf in a while DJTweeny: What OS version are you using, Zeta? ZetaTauri: Win 10 rebozoette: boy is on the ball DJTweeny: anyone else here use Win 10? rebozoette: yeah Beet: Saw Bowie in Memphis in 1974 ZetaTauri: Everything was fine up until that point! ;) DJTweeny: What does 10 use to play streams? timpre: I have had people tell me not to upgrade to Win 10. Nabby: WAKE UP rebozoette: windows media player shoes for the dead: Jung American Nabby: don't do it tempre it's too gnarly ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: Lots of issues, timpre, not the least of which is security Merlyn: DJ I have win 10 on my mac, but I know almost nothing about it ZetaTauri: It's defaulting to Groove. Yeah - I've had numerous problems since the upgrade. DJTweeny: I thought they left WMP out of Win 10 timpre: I think I'll stick with 7 until the last day I can. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and kharmachanic falls out at 9:23 PM. Nabby: I get a new OS version only when I get a new puter Nabby: me too timpre ZetaTauri: 7? Then come to work with me! My office uses 7. shoes for the dead: hey khrma DJTweeny: Zeta, try copying the link and pasting it directly into the player timpre: Welcome kharmachanic Cat : kharm DJTweeny: Hi kharma EWeston: Hey man I got this twinge in my third chakra Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Khar! Beet: Greetings kharma ZetaTauri: Will do. Nabby: more at the door? welcome rebozoette: ;/ ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Nabby: TiN MaCHiNe TiN MaCHiNe timpre: Finally got me a copy of "A Child's Garden of Grass." Cat : the book or the album, tim? shoes for the dead: good score, tim timpre: Saving it for all my Friends in Colorado. They might enjoy it now. DJTweeny: I can play Garden someime if you like ZetaTauri: I will research this! It's almost bed time (and reading time) for my youngest. It was a great pleasure to meet you all and I look forward to doing this again next week. Cat : see you again, zeta timpre: The CD... llanwydd: nite ZT Beet: Very unique fellow, Dave was. shoes for the dead: come again and often, Zeta EWeston: Good storie telling time Zeya DJTweeny: Please join us again, Zeta :) ||||||||| Wagstaff enters at 9:27 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Cat : wag Nabby: later Z DJTweeny: Hi Wag Beet: Nite Zeta Nabby: Wags rebozoette: gillekins Merlyn: hello Quincy Adams timpre: Howdy Wagstaff EWeston: Wagstaff, they come, they go. Wagstaff: Helllo, hello shoes for the dead: hey wags Wagstaff: Studmobile Wagstaff: funny stuff Beet: Yo Wag Cat : its from their XM satelite show from 2001 or 2 Wagstaff: Hello beet. You are looking positively rootish Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, Wags! timpre: I hate to cut and run.... but life calls me to other activities.... maybe next thurs. cya. ||||||||| timpre says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, timpre exits at 9:30 PM. Beet: Do what I can, EWeston: Takecare timpre Cat : by tim rebozoette: bye tim Wagstaff: Yo, johan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: C ya, timpre! Beet: timpre fidelis DJTweeny: I love Boom Dot Bust Nabby: me 2 tweeny Wagstaff: This is so funny....it sounds like a Ted Cruz commercial sometimes! DJTweeny: lolol Beet: My favorite Bowie song Cat : mine too, beet DJTweeny: Would that Ted be so amusing Wagstaff: all that wholesome "Billville" stuff EWeston: I like Heros. shoes for the dead: Martian weed smoker Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mark, mark, mark rebozoette: kije cake ||||||||| Outside, the 9:33 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Elayne: Evenin' sll! DJTweeny: Hi Elayne EWeston: I usually catch the debates from rabbletv. Commenatry by the rude pundit Nabby: TiN MaCHiNe / WoRKiNG CLaSS HeRo https://youtu.be/sqvr_YR9GxA rebozoette: hi e Cat : as soon as i heard bowie had died, i decided to make a collage from my 3 favret bowie tunes Cat : Hi El shoes for the dead: hey Elayne EWeston: Miz E Nabby: Hi Eeeelayne Johan Amadeus Myjetski: E, have you heard Bowie's new album? Beet: Hi Miss E DJTweeny: you did good, Cat :-) Wagstaff: I loved Bowie and his work. In films, wow! Elayne: JAM, my husband has. I know it's probably blasphemous to admit it, but while I admired Bowie I was never really into his music. Nabby: TiN MaCHiNe / uNDeR THe GoD https://youtu.be/KQMXySaSyGU rebozoette: hey diddle diddle Cat : it would be difficult to overestimate how important this song was to me when i was living in tokyo in 74 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I never cared much for the glam rock, but as time went on, he proved to be a lot more! Beet: Changes became an anthem for me. Still is. Nabby: First time I heard the phrase "ham bam thank you ma'am" Wagstaff: FOr some reason, LEt's Dance is still my favorite. I think its because it has a beat sixty year olds can move to! Nabby: "wham bam thank you ma'am" rebozoette: lol Elayne: I honestly can't think of a "favorite" Bowie song. rebozoette: moved Beet: Stevie Ray Vaughan played on "Let's Dance" Nabby: Suffragette City rebozoette: very great Merlyn: yeah, great ending Nabby: very fun Cat shoes for the dead: ham bam tastes like pork Wagstaff: Duke of Madness Beet: Nice mix, Cat rebozoette: pork Cat : i'm happy with it ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcast Series “PRE-SERIES SHOW” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ ** DAVID OSSMAN WILL BE HERE NEXT WEEK! **' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Appreciations, Cat! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mendacino beano Nabby: LaZaRuS - BLaCKSTaR / DaViD BoWie https://youtu.be/y-JqH1M4Ya8 Wagstaff: I am really liking this audio! EWeston: Watta crowd! Merlyn: why does a chicano cross the road? EWeston: It insulted his mother? shoes for the dead: all amped up Elayne: Because there's a party on the other side? Cat : because there's a chicana on the other side Beet: to get the poblano on the other side DJTweeny: catherwood, please give Merlyn a drum roll ||||||||| Catherwood brings merlyn a drum roll. Cat : with 2 you get egg rolls rebozoette: he got the power Nabby: lol rebozoette: 666 Elayne: I had sushi rolls (atually maki) earlier... Merlyn: I was asking Nabby: Lazarus is freaking brilliant Elayne: The only time I go out with friends and don't have sushi seems to be when Cat's in town. EWeston: with four you get egg power rolls Cat : i'll have to visit more often Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't like powered eggs...F rebozoette: hes no fun Nabby: SPaCe oDDiTy / 1ST VeRSioN https://youtu.be/D67kmFzSh_o EWeston: I have some nice powdered egg rolls Nabby: who fell over? rebozoette: he shoes for the dead: black powedered? EWeston: They're a blast! Elayne: Actually, I do havea favorite Bowie song. The Laughing Gnome. rebozoette: just add vaser Elayne: I've planted that earworm in at least two people this week. Elayne: They can't unhear it! EWeston: My broether liked that one Elayne Elayne: Robin introduced me to it, and I've never forgiven him. Nabby: Play it backwards and see a Dog Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My fave has to be Where Are We Now Elayne: To tell you the truth I'm a bit more upset at the death of Alan Rickman than that of Bowie, although both were pretty shocking. EWeston: Play it sideways and see Doug Johan Amadeus Myjetski: From the new one Nabby: Dr ahh umm shoes for the dead: Dr. uhhh... Nabby: zactly EW you've dunnit I knoe Nabby: (I love these guys) Cat : someone posted his pic on facebook today without a name and i thought neal gaiman had died Nabby: was that I Cat? Cat : i think so, nab Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Some mics sound better once they've been dropped, sennheiser md421, for one ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:49 PM and MikeB sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Cat : mike EWeston: Mike B ello shoes for the dead: MikeB drops by Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiyas, Miko! MikeB: Who sashays!? Nabby: pork? rebozoette: who ala mans Nabby: Sorry Cat EWeston: Army Doctors? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My sister sachets... Cat : neal isn't sorry Nabby: lol MikeB: No much cachet in sashay. DJTweeny: Hi Mike Nabby: cachet and you keep it EWeston: Nearly oxymoronic Cat : this is on DOMM, Tween? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! MikeB: Hi DJT Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw llanwydd: rjnhtbgvyfhcdxj Rufus_T_Firetween: Yes Cat, this is from the EXTRAS collection Cat : aha. must check that out shoes for the dead: wel said, LLan Nabby: ya Cat side 5 ; ) Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv** Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Not much is groovy anymore, have you noticed? Nabby: couldn't sddagydhnnde more lln EWeston: Didn't drop a volue DJTweeny: We've been ungrooved llanwydd: no, these days things are sick Nabby: mmrvrvhmmrvhvrmm rebozoette: its bejubafest DJTweeny: The planet needs to go in for regrooving llanwydd: although I remember the groovy days Nabby: honkus? llanwydd: records were groovy back then Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, djt! DJTweeny: true, Llan Elayne: I'm afraid time has gotten the better of me this evening. Next week, all. Time may change me, but I can't trace time... Beet: Haven't had a good hush puppy for decades ||||||||| At 9:56 PM, Elayne runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." llanwydd: oh hudh Cat : by el llanwydd: hi elayne Nabby: I aren't a dwarf at all rebozoette: good one e Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite, E! The stars look very different today Nabby: Elayne away? Nabby: Ahh Beet: The Disappearing E. Nabby: I was a teenage bozo rebozoette: is this the rebozo bust EWeston: Dwarves do not love gold. They just say that to get it into bed shoes for the dead: intermissionary position rebozoette: yummy Nabby: I was a teenage haircut Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beet, i haven't had a good hush puppy since i cut the soles from my shoes and learned to play the flute Beet: The unanswerable question. llanwydd: Cool! llanwydd: my fave fst ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" shoes for the dead: what? Beet: Hard to chew JAM Nabby: I was a teenage hat rack EWeston: Mullet run amuck? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! Now playing: Firesign's “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES A ONCE WHEN YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u TWO PLACES >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv ** DAVID OSSMAN WILL BE HERE NEXT WEEK! **' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. EWeston: I was a teenage shoetree DJTweeny: lol Cat : i remember how extraordinary this sounded in 69 Nabby: thumbs up EW way up Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Me too, Cat! Beet: Mindblowing creativity Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love that Magic Bowl Movement EWeston: Anyone recomend a good deoderant? DJTweeny: There was nothing like it, Cat shoes for the dead: Dead Cat soap, EW ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:03 PM and late as usual, it's JerseyBill, just back from Elmertown." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's a fact, DJT! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Jersey! shoes for the dead: hey JB Cat : Bill Beet: Howdy Bill Nabby: Joyzee ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" EWeston: Nothing with enzymes then JerseyBill: Hi all - I just wandered into this room following some striped line EWeston: Hi Bill JerseyBill: Hey gang! Cat : you sure it wasn't a zebra? Nabby: must teleport - take your P's and Q's and don't mind me! JerseyBill: I only had one hand on it rebozoette: ah ah eek eek shoes for the dead: show off Nabby: Groink! EWeston: Good plan, you can use the other one to fend off the flying squid JerseyBill: shoes for industry ! rebozoette: some wey EWeston: Fermented I think rebozoette: ank ank rebozoette: big bird Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv EWeston: Ankth you tu rebozoette: wavey lines and 2 cats rebozoette: yes yes Cat : i dont wave at lines, only limeys EWeston: With a mouse upthrust thusly llanwydd: cvbnm, rebozoette: rabel rousers shoes for the dead: rabble trousers ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." EWeston: weasel sausers ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." rebozoette: weeeeee shoes for the dead: mausers JerseyBill: Smegma rebozoette: geesee DJTweeny: Hi Bill EWeston: gopher shaped swimming pools shoes for the dead: Indonesia for the Indonesians! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love the US history lessons! DJTweeny: Always informaive ;) llanwydd: endahami DJTweeny: *informative Cat : I wonder what Howard Zinn thought of this album DJTweeny: lol, might scracth his head DJTweeny: *scratch ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" DJTweeny: have to get the 't' key fixed Cat : i think he'd love it. probably knew it. DJTweeny: could be, Cat rebozoette: your right shoes for the dead: your left rebozoette: eyes white EWeston: Ah the slaves happily jumpin in their chains rebozoette: rattle DJTweeny: yeah EW JerseyBill: Poon tang Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Draftees happy to be conscripted rebozoette: bring back now JerseyBill: Boogies... Beet: What's the President's name again? EWeston: I think the zombie option should be out there. Just to be trendy ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Firesign's “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES A ONCE WHEN YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u TWO PLACES >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv ** DAVID OSSMAN WILL BE HERE NEXT WEEK! **' Beet: Oh Cat : Barack N. Roll EWeston: I thought it was Gazhachorn Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A brave thing to say / sing in 69.... rebozoette: we won't leave ice boxes on their side Cat : the wonderful david of oss. EWeston: Doppler them back to the stone age Beet: Hong Kong fireworks made it necessary Cat : speaking of fireworks, you all know who george metetsky was? shoes for the dead: Mr. Swiney Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Anyone remember Joe Pine? DJTweeny: Mister Schwinee shoes for the dead: yuppers JAM Cat : unfortunately yes, johan. i was living in la at the time DJTweeny: too funny Cat : i had read Ulysses not long before hearing this. Beet: This is really wasted Cat : they didn't exhale, beet Beet: The one everybody remembers. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, Beet that was probably you who were wasted Rufus_T_Firetween: Cat : speaking of fireworks, you all know who george metetsky was? << I do not EWeston: What did you say? Beet: Very probably Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Me, too, Beet, me too! rebozoette: pickle in yer shoes for the dead: when? Cat :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Metesky EWeston: I mean in who's movie! Cat : I recall someone telling Bergman Metetsky was too obscure for modern listeners to know who he was, but both Proctor and Ossman would have been in NYC when Metetsky was planting his bombs DJTweeny: too funny DJTweeny: too funny Rufus_T_Firetween: lost the chat for a moment Beet: There's a guy named Feorge Metesky they called "The Mad Bomber" EWeston: Everybody changed names Rufus_T_Firetween: Never heard about those bombings Beet: George EWeston: Marsha! ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:31 PM, dragging porgie by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" Beet: John! Cat : porge ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If you laugh at one joke, you miss two others... DJTweeny: Hi Porgie shoes for the dead: hey porgie rebozoette: mar sha porgie: Greetings all porgie: Where's mudhead? Cat : that was intentional, jam Beet: hey porgie Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Porgie! EWeston: Marsha Marsha! And Porgie! rebozoette: upstairs Cat : necessitate repeated listenings DJTweeny: FST albums generally do EWeston: With the chandalier porgie: Brou hahaha Beet: Bruja Ha JerseyBill: May I take your hat and goat? Cat : Brujo ho EWeston: Yes mistress porgie: A classic Cat : and then you hear the goat hooves being led off rebozoette: fave line there Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, Cat, & DJT, but in 69, it's hard to communicate just how revolutionary that was ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Cat : i had my first radio show in Ottawa in 69, played this album a lot ||||||||| "10:36 PM? 10:36 PM!!" says Catherwood, "OregonSam should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as OregonSam enters and sits in front of the fireplace. EWeston: Lo Sam Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Sam! Cat : oregon Beet: Hello OS Beet: Your big moment, Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Beet and says "oh, fuck off Beet!" Cat : those were revolutionary days. remember woodstock? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:37 PM and GlenB steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. JerseyBill: Welcome O Sam-a DJTweeny: Hi Sam Cat : Glen porgie: Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to porgie and queries "Yes?" DJTweeny: Hi Glen Beet: I deserved that rebozoette: catherwood rocky road for all ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear rebozoette Beet: Catherwood in a snit tonight ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Beet and yells "oh, fuck off Beet!" GlenB: Hola, Amigos Latinos! porgie: Catherwood pickle enema ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside porgie and says "Did you need me?" EWeston: Short string at least Beet: See? JerseyBill: I seem to have crashed it rebozoette: catherwood only like tweeie ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to rebozoette and yells "My ears are burning..." ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU’RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I remember it, Cat, but wasn't there. I was at the Erie Canal Pop Festival a few years later EWeston: I got rained on at Sky River porgie: They're spreaking Chinese Cat : Some of my Ottawa friends had been there. Not that far. EWeston: Manderin, or... porgie: Catherwood lights a bomber ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside porgie and mumbles "Did you need me?" Cat : i order a B-52 shoes for the dead: tired, Park it and Lock it! Beet: Who would need a guy like you, Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood gives a guy like you. JerseyBill: It's an interesting approach.... Beet: Thanks porgie: pickles ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pleasant dreams, shoes! Cat : catherwood, bring me a B-52, with a marischino cherry ||||||||| Catherwood gives Cat a b-52 with a marischino cherry. Cat : Not a green one ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! rebozoette: share cat lol Cat : thanks, catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..." Beet: Now that's a bomber llanwydd: what's a b52 porgie: Catherwood bring a heavy bomber ||||||||| Catherwood brings a heavy bomber. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't Bogart that bomber! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ GlenB: Many references to noses and pickles. EWeston: Give me two fingers of Old Panther Sweat Catherwiid Cat :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 Cat : it's delicious, and i don't even like coffee. Cat : resemblence, glen? porgie: Looooseners GlenB: The Looseners spot is lovely. EWeston: I prefer Body Checks Cat : Do you play Prague? GlenB: I never played Prague although I bombed in Altoona. EWeston: I love the defenstration movement Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hum a few bars & ill fake it porgie: hmmmmmmm porgie: hmmmmmm Cat : All tunes, all the time GlenB: Charles Foster Kane! porgie: He wasn't bluffing Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Dum ditty dum dum, dum EWeston: Not a tune to play behind ones bach GlenB: Which one of you pretty boys is Kane? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! porgie: What? porgie: That's longer than anyone's been goone before EWeston: The one with pink shoe laeshes Cat : like a turkey through the corn Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Glen, Kane is actually Catherwood. But tell him i told you ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Johan Amadeus Myjetski porgie: Catherwood is Nancy's husband ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside porgie and asks "Someone mention my name?" JerseyBill: At your cervix - I have used that line my whole adult life. ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Cat : are you a gynecologist? porgie: Your whole adult life? rebozoette: watch out for flashback fever EWeston: Yhere ain't room enough in this dress for both of us. A line I seldom use porgie: me either DJTweeny: lol GlenB: Half Caste Woman = Noel Coward porgie: double drag rebozoette: lol EWeston: The gusset's about to give way! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hasn't happened since "M" porgie: I gotta "P" GlenB: Rendezvous With Density ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Cat : we have one of those on our car now. Cat : this goes wonderfully well with the bowie collage ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." GlenB: The I Ching \\\ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Applause! rebozoette: is there no fifth side GlenB: I put SIX sticks on my Ching and they vaporized Beet: Been fun. Thanks everybody. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. EWeston: Thanks Tweeny, cat and all. Look forward to David next week. porgie: My CD doesn't play on the otherside Cat : I'll have a new collage for David next week, based on his birthday poem GlenB: Adios muchachos, comaneros de mi vida! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Great to see all the new chatters tonight! JerseyBill: Thank you - I just notified my whole high school Firesign living room crowd Cat : inded, johan llanwydd: BRAVO GlenB: companeros porgie: What did he see? DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks all and god night rebozoette: Beet Cat DJTweeny EWeston GlenB JerseyBill Johan Amadeus Myjetski porgie you make my week ty and Tween as grand and cat wow again JerseyBill: I will be back.... oops porgie: meanwhile back on Facebook DJTweeny: Cool, JerseyBill :-) Cat : please return, bill llanwydd: nite folks GlenB: I'll return him for the deposit porgie: He's no fun rebozoette: later bozos GlenB: CHOW! JerseyBill: Will do. I am the bozo I am from all this.... Cat : if you missed any of the show, tween will post the archives later. porgie: What's this tune? Cat : arent we all, bill? ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." JerseyBill: I need this tune DJTweeny: Yes, will be up by tomorrow evening at the above address Cat : from the Fighting Clowns album. porgie: what is it? porgie: thanks DJTweeny: It's on Fighting Clowns, Bill ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: what Cat said Cat : austin as lead guitarist porgie: drinks catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside porgie and asks "Do you have something for me to do?" JerseyBill: Thanks ! DJTweeny: ** ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Cat : next week, folks porgie: See ya on the funway ' ||||||||| "Hey Cat !" ... Cat turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:59 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Rufus_T_Firetween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| "10:59 PM? I'm late!" exclaims DJTweeny, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the garden. JerseyBill: Back to the shadows !! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:06 PM, dragging q by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" Merlyn: see ya! thanks tweeny ||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 11:08 PM train to Funfun Town. ||||||||| It's :25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "1:50 AM? 1:50 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Mista Bumpy should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mista Bumpy enters and sits on the divan. ||||||||| Mista Bumpy leaves at 1:50 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mista Bumpy falls out at 1:50 AM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's :10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
GabbyPaarsons
GlenB
JerseyBill
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Kanickynick
llanwydd
Merlyn
MikeB
Nabby
porgie
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
timpre
Wagstaff
ZetaTauri
