||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 07, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts lowlandr into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:13 PM, then departs. ||||||||| It's :40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| DJTweeny tiptoes in around 8:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Outside, the 8:28 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Rufus_T_Firetween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW FIREYEAR!! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Little Feat) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:49 PM and Captain Equinox waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos! DJTweeny: Hi Captain Captain Equinox: Small group so far, eh? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'EWeston', just granted probation at 8:56 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and rebozoette falls out at 8:56 PM. rebozoette: yeah ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Ralph', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... rebozoette: waht EWeston: Hi Tweeny Captain and Rufus. Hope everyone survivied the holidaze Ralph: Hello, friends.............. EWeston: Ralph and Ette DJTweeny: Hi EW, Ralph, rebozoette rebozoette: Captain Equinox DJTweeny EWeston Ralph have new laugh and tween thanks for sun DJTweeny: "Dim out the sun, Manny..." EWeston: L'il Feets ||||||||| 8:58 PM: Cat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" DJTweeny: Some nice caribbean-style music :) Captain Equinox: <3 EWeston: Hi Cat DJTweeny: Hey Cat Cat : Hi fooks, feats EWeston: Post Lowell George Cat : folks DJTweeny: Actually not DJTweeny: This is from Time Loves A Hero EWeston: He usually dominates the work ||||||||| Merlyn waltzes in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. rebozoette: hi cat DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Merlyn: I thought I shimmied ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" EWeston: Put the door nocker down Merlyn: It's O'CLOCK! Merlyn: The butler is breaking down ||||||||| Outside, the 9:01 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving shoes for the dead coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. shoes for the dead: Howdy EWeston: Shoulda kept him away from the jello shots. Hi Shoes DJTweeny: Catherwood O'Clock from Ireland, sure as you know... ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside DJTweeny and says "Stop typing gibberish, DJTweeny!" DJTweeny: Hi shoes Cat : Happy Newt Year rebozoette: shoes ew wow ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Captain Equinox: *honk homk* EWeston: Nappy Ute Year Merlyn: How The Gingrich Stole Christmas rebozoette: back attcha cat rebozoette: hi cap rebozoette: it came without boxes EWeston: Kalvin Klien failed to get underwear, again. Cat : is this the npr show? ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW FIREYEAR!! Now playing: Firesign's “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u IMMORTALITY >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln' shoes for the dead: we need more now EWeston: Talk to the chronons rebozoette: sweet 16 shoes for the dead: gnu year EWeston: Don't be a stick inthemud Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln shoes for the dead: an asp in the grass is a snake Merlyn: Don't be a peorgie in the mudhead rebozoette: can't wipe the smile off DJTweeny: A small but appreciative crowd tonight shoes for the dead: a grasp in the ass is a goose EWeston: That goose has a vicious right Merlyn: Speaking of vanilla, I've seen the terrorists in Oregon who took over the gift shop described as "vanilla ISIS" rebozoette: a flask in the hand is a duck DJTweeny: lol Merlyn EWeston: Been a few insulting hashtags at them. They're having a core meltdown right now, and one of them toke the donations to get drunk in a motel room rebozoette: mor mor mor Merlyn: Whoa, toking the donations! EWeston: Tookie Tookie! Merlyn: From the Colorado contingent I'm guessing rebozoette: george? shoes for the dead: they need to be dosed ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 9:12 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Beet: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Howdy everyone. shoes for the dead: Beet! EWeston: Beester! Merlyn: Hi Joe Beets ||||||||| Catherwood leads pinholeF200 into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:13 PM, then departs. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:13 PM and lowlandr sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. shoes for the dead: hey Pin Merlyn: I Am A Pinhole Camera Beet: Hi shoes, EW, Merl ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski disembarks at 9:13 PM. EWeston: They've been concentrating the chemtrails over them. Soon they will believe they are fish shoes for the dead: and lowl Cat : Beeet, Pin, low, et al Beet: Hi pin Beet: Hi Cat ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: Pin an Low shoes for the dead: hey JAM Merlyn: Salmon Chanted Evening lowlandr: Howdy Seekers pinholeF200: Hi shoes, Merl Cat EW and all of Firedom DJTweeny: Hi pin, Johan, lowlandr Beet: Yo Johan DJTweeny: Hi Beet EWeston: They are emptying the jails as we speak Cat : yo jo Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln Johan Amadeus Myjetski: HiYas, shoes E, Beet, pin Merl! Beet: Yo Tween Cat : yoko's uglier sister Merlyn: What is Trump doing to prevent Ebola getting across our designer borders? EWeston: It'll be huge, and tasteful pinholeF200: Hey JAM DJTweeny: Handing out ribbons? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Wearing a flower in his hair like the girls in Andilusia? pinholeF200: Can't wait to see the White House with "Trump" in twelve-foot letters Captain Equinox: i know I'm not a camrl. Beet: I'm thinking Monsanto goons planted ebola in Chipotle stores. lowlandr: He's building a victory trench for his non captured pals Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He can't wait either. He plans to fire the whole country EWeston: I' pretty sure I'm not a fern shoes for the dead: that's fart, EW rebozoette: a pot of petunias EWeston: But now my feet are getting to clawed to change my mind pinholeF200: how about a pot of pot ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a real challenge to living it or living with it... ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: floats and boats Cat : I bought this book, and use it daily. rebozoette: when you are EWeston: Private industrial stock Cat : Profiles in BBQ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: BeeBop -a-que lowlandr: I stepped away for 10ish years but this is just like the old same place Beet: I hope you NSA guys don't have a very good year and Trump fires all of you. EWeston: 50 50 gease on the grill and on the hair shoes for the dead: welcome back lowl Beet: Hi low lowlandr: thanks shoes you;re a good sole ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:21 PM and Nabby waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. EWeston: Swings a nasty set of brass knucs too DJTweeny: Hi Nabby shoes for the dead: this IS the mobius strip EWeston: Into the Nabbysphere shoes for the dead: hey Nab Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So you've returned from the past, Lowlandr? Beet: Howdy Nab. Nabby: Hey Tweeny lowlandr: Ya I followed that rubber yellow line rebozoette: hi nab Cat : nab Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln pinholeF200: yo nab Nabby: Beet, shoes, EW! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Nabby: Cat! lowlandr: Yea I just followed that rubber yellow line from no parking zone g Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi nabbster! Nabby: Yo pin & reboz! ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Nabby: Joh! EWeston: Compensated Euphonium! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, lowl! rebozoette: catherwood deflate everyones shoe ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear rebozoette Beet: Celeberazzi taking pictures of themselves. Captain Equinox: I love YOU Danny Cat : you know they dont give a fuck about anybody else Nabby: lost wages Johan Amadeus Myjetski: i a-member them who-buzz kids... Beet: a hundert yeers rebozoette: catherwood please deflate everyone's shoes ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside rebozoette and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" EWeston: Expired prozac perscription Nabby: yeee hah! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: that's sho-buzz Nabby: catherwood be good ||||||||| Catherwood says "I'll be good from now on!" ||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne in through the front door at 9:26 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. pinholeF200: To enhance enjoyment and increase efficiency, consumption is being standardized. We are sorry. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: from now on what, catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood froms on what. Cat : Hi El Nabby: Hi Elayne Beet: Yeow Elayne! rebozoette: hi e shoes for the dead: hey El Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, e! pinholeF200: greetin's Elayne EWeston: Mz Elayne Merlyn: hey E lowlandr: Good evening Elayne Nabby: Hi Merl EWeston: Post Babble Flakes They're hard to swallow. DJTweeny: Hey E shoes for the dead: double talk news EWeston: Expensive chit chat pinholeF200: chip chat no chit Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sponsored content Nabby: will fade soon - impending meeting - will hover EWeston: Its dark and scary shoes for the dead: bees and spiders EWeston: Heneral Ytookie Cat : keep hovering, nab EWeston: Don't mind the smoke Nabby: ty and will do Cat shoes for the dead: smoke the mind EWeston: Clouds as thick as sheep poop Johan Amadeus Myjetski: and blue the moss... lowlandr: I'll need those pickle aggregates by eod EWeston: Hatten down the batches Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln rebozoette: I've looked at clouds that way Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I only need a brown paper bag and 3 new words in turkish... EWeston: I've been in clouds that way Beet: may I see your passport lowlandr: gobble gobble gobble Nabby: I remember pickles and moss - great comedy duo - siamese twinz EWeston: Each clouds illiusion I recall Johan Amadeus Myjetski: oh, me? rebozoette: these tickets are for last year shoes for the dead: good accent, lowl ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW FIREYEAR!! Now playing: Firesign's “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u IMMORTALITY >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-rv' DJTweeny: (gave the wrong link) ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" EWeston: Lets go faster! lowlandr: It saves time rebo Nabby: catherwood pull everyone's string ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Nabby Beet: never tried hat sex Nabby: harumph! rebozoette: right lansr what the past anyway pinholeF200: if you have to pay it's a hat trick rebozoette: catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside rebozoette and queries "May I help you?" ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Lil', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:37 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, pin! Lil: Hi kiddos rebozoette: hi lil EWeston: The Lil within shoes for the dead: hey Lil DJTweeny: Hi Lil pinholeF200: hey there lil Elayne: Oh dear, I seem to have forgotten to post good evening. Evenin' all! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evenin'. Lil! Nabby: Hi Lil Cat : Lil Lil: Love this album Beet: Hey, Catherwood, could you Catherwood Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Beet and mumbles "Did you want something?" Elayne: DocTech and Lili say hi, we sushi'ed with them last Saturday. rebozoette: catherwood please ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to rebozoette and asks "How may I be of service?" EWeston: He's achived verb status? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Everybody stay on camera Lil: I see we're busting Catherwood's chops lol ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Lil and queries "Someone mention my name?" Cat : same to them, el Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln Cat : have you spoken with Dex? Elayne: Doc was chic in his Firesign t-shirt... Cat : I talked to him over new years Cat : is there a photo, el? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Elayne: No Cat, I'm waiting to finish reading the books I borrowed from him, which should happen by spring, then I'll call him for a lunch date so I can return them. rebozoette: cathwood refused to deflate our shoes lil hurumph Lil: Catherwood please bust your own chops ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Lil Elayne: Sorry Cat, I didn't take any photos. I really should have, the presentation of the food was lovely. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Cat : he said he'd rejoin chat in a month or so. we'll see. Nabby: catherwood bring me the head of alfredo ||||||||| Catherwood gets Nabby the head of alfredo. Nabby: Thank you. Lil: Rats Catherwood seems to be getting a bit less dumb ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Lil EWeston: He can be smooth when he wants too Beet: I don't think Catherwood can get confused. ||||||||| Catherwood gets confused. Lil: meh lol ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Elayne: Oh yes, on that front I do have news. Doc will be telecommuting in 2016, he'll have LOTS more free time than he previously had! Beet: lol Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Beet and inquires "Someone mention my name?" rebozoette: lol poor catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to rebozoette and asks "Did you need me?" EWeston: Oh Beet, I think you broke him! Cat : Great newts Elayne: I'm so used to seeing him frazzled, it's like a whole new Doc now! Nabby: Yay Cat : A non-frazzled Doc is a good doc. Elayne: Plus I think his dad's illness was wearing him down, and now that the fellow has met his maker I think Doc is achieving equilibrium once more. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey, man, Beet broke the Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Johan Amadeus Myjetski and inquires "Did you need me?" rebozoette: yay e now u? ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Merlyn: Doc can be a tele communist! Cat : great to hear, el pinholeF200: Do you think Cather wood? lowlandr: I recommend the cryogenic tele commie method Beet: I am very proud. Elayne: Tell a commie what? Nabby: Catherwood get Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Nabby and says "Something I can help with?" lowlandr: Babe Ruth Elayne: Loose lips, don'tcha know. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You can't tell a commie anything. Just look at Che Guavara EWeston: How to conquor Russia rebozoette: right right finger to knows Elayne: I looked at Che way too much in college, so no, thanks. Beet: Not answering is a cellphone hold button. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've looked at Che that way... Elayne: If the college kids didn't have the Che poster (or t-shirt) they had the Farrah one. But I've just dated myself. Which come to think of it I did a lot in college. Cat : lol ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Beet: lolE EWeston: Pull that camel over for too many knees Lil: From both sides now...la la la Nabby: lol lowlandr: Like a fresh of breath air EWeston: Pork? lowlandr: pork+ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: the nude millenium Merlyn: That reminds me of a riddle: How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Nabby: pork++ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'll bite, Merln How? EWeston: +--Pork= aniliation Merlyn: Just look for fresh prints... shoes for the dead: ouch Beet: Very punny Cat : funny Nabby: fresh pork? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: anybody got anything for an acid stomach? Cat : i thought the question was rhetorical EWeston: Just don't ask about the dark pork Cat : Prince S. Godess rebozoette: sugar the other white meat DJTweeny: no quite Nabby: I read that 2/3 of the galaxy is made up of dark pork Cat : Waiting for Godess or someone like her Johan Amadeus Myjetski: not my cup of meat, ya know ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." DJTweeny: *not lowlandr: It tastes like chicken Beet: So we know what the matter is, Nab? EWeston: The other 2/3rds is bacon Nabby: say goodbye to..... Nabby: no, what's the matter? rebozoette: a chop in yer pocket EWeston: Stupor Strings Beet: Pork lowlandr: No matter what Nabby: how are your chops? rebozoette: hambone symphony shoes for the dead: a chop on your shoulder rebozoette: ouch Nabby: mutton chips rebozoette: pull that poek rebozoette: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: hot stake better than a cold chop EWeston: At the selecting drapes stage relationshipwise rebozoette: typo tragedy Nabby: i purchased digital bell bottoms on Steam whatever that means shoes for the dead: porkpie hat
Nabby twerks at the NSA Beet: You can eat your hat. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: goodbye porkpie hat rebozoette: go nabby go EWeston: Got him right in the cringe! lowlandr: Jeff beck rips that tune Nabby: great & thanks Tween Johan Amadeus Myjetski: charles mingus did too ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Nabby: HaPPy NeW YeaR aLL ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW FIREYEAR!! Now playing: from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcast Series “NEW YEARS IN MIXVILLE” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Nabby: AFK DJTweeny: yw Nabby :) Cat : same to you, nab Lil: You too Nab rebozoette: bye nab thanks for the dance EWeston: Take two, they're small pinholeF200: nite nab Beet: Nite Nab Johan Amadeus Myjetski: health, wealth & happiness to us all in this new beer, year Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv** rebozoette: he said oral DJTweeny: Chinchillas! EWeston: Smaller, and Cleaner! Lil: U2 JAM shoes for the dead: more Now Johan Amadeus Myjetski: on no, chinchilla farming for everyone Beet: Are concussions going to kill the NFL? EWeston: Seeing twenty of them harnessed to the plow is an awesome sight Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I remember the concussion section in our marching band lowlandr: I'm afraid so Beet shoes for the dead: get serious, Beet, this is America Beet: Probably right, shoes. rebozoette: moo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I actually used to LIKE Chick-o-stix! EWeston: For the game I was waiting for. The opposition got busted for bar fighting, and my guy went out with a concussion in the second quarter EWeston: The respective quarterbacks lowlandr: Ah to be young again shoes for the dead: this is the year of the boor ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Lil: hooray for fruit! EWeston: Watch out for those tusks man Lil: not the NFL, just the players EWeston: The NFL is a tax free Org pinholeF200: It's a church...dropkick me Jesus EWeston: That's some hard air shoes for the dead: thru the goalpost of life Beet: 50,000 capacity temples EWeston: Niether left nor right lowlandr: hut hut heal Johan Amadeus Myjetski: bread and circuses EWeston: Now that your healed heel rebozoette: don't hit the cross bar bar EWeston: But straight though the uprights Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv** Johan Amadeus Myjetski: just not your cross to bar... EWeston: I bar no crosses rebozoette: penalty confession booth ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." shoes for the dead: cross bear DJTweeny: lily heard this Sunday ;) rebozoette: mean cross hare DJTweeny: Don' forget Radio Free Roadkill, every Sunday 6-8 ET at www.dishnuts.net lowlandr: hare++ EWeston: Hot cross bunnies DJTweeny: I've been playing Firesign every week, and am always taking requests rebozoette: that FST listen a million times and always hear somethin new thanks Tewwie DJTweeny: absolutely, lily rebozoette:tweenie lol DJTweeny: nipping at the rat cheese, rebozoete? ;) rebozoette: sunday with Mr is wonderful fun ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." EWeston: Bludgened by Bunnies DJTweeny: (MrRoadkill is my nick there) rebozoette: always fingers are not in charge DJTweeny: the keyboard is obviously defective ;) shoes for the dead: i like this bit Johan Amadeus Myjetski: your brain may not be the boss, rebozoette EWeston: Just touch this tesla coil, then fingers plenty charged rebozoette: head to hand head to hand over Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sounds like some of that self-love stuff, rebozoet rebozoette: lol pinholeF200: I enjoy a good tug now and then rebozoette: man overboard EWeston: Look at the prow on that steamer rebozoette: lol ||||||||| 10:12 PM -- rebozoette left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:12 PM, dragging rebozoette by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" DJTweeny: She's no fun, she fell right over... rebozoette: lol rebozoette: tears just tears Beet: I can'y eat my carrion eater? shoes for the dead:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_maritime_signal_flags rebozoette: finally got catherwood to respect ||||||||| Catherwood ignores rebozoette Cat : a stiff idiot is the worst kind EWeston: Take a fork to him Johan Amadeus Myjetski: little golf tango oscar DJTweeny: catherwood, give rebozoette some respect ||||||||| Catherwood gives rebozoette some respect. rebozoette: ty ||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd in through the front door at 10:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. llanwydd: evening folks ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! DJTweeny: Hey Llan EWeston: Lian Beet: hi llan Cat : happy new year, llan shoes for the dead: hey Llan Merlyn: hi llan ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." EWeston: Leapin lampreys pinholeF200: howdy llan rebozoette: hi llan llanwydd: yes, yes. happy 2016 to everybody ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Beet: He didn't say "shrimp" thank God rebozoette: scooch over llanwydd: shrimp llanwydd: sorry rebozoette: this is grand EWeston: Chimp shrimp chips llanwydd: never heard this before llanwydd: cool llanwydd: wow Beet: What's the dip? llanwydd: sounded like austin's voice faded into bergman's llanwydd: REALLY coo. llanwydd: cool DJTweeny: indeed llanwydd: pardon me I've had a couple of cockatiels llanwydd: cocktails Johan Amadeus Myjetski: night all! Gotta go! DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: Be well, Johan EWeston: Byee JAM llanwydd: Nite Jam pinholeF200: night JAM rebozoette: nite jo Cat : by jo shoes for the dead: see ya JAM pinholeF200: when you drink cockatiels it tickles when you swallow llanwydd: what accent is bergman doing? rebozoette: now they implant them with trackers llanwydd: lol llanwydd: I used to date one! LOL llanwydd: one organism... rebozoette: lol lowlandr: I gotta go as well. Nice to see you all are still doing this. I'll drop by again. EWeston: One IRA Cat : keep dropping, low DJTweeny: please do, lowlandr rebozoette: bye landr come back EWeston: See yah lowlandr DJTweeny: remember, Ossman will be here soon shoes for the dead: see ya Lowl and R Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Beet: See ya later low Beet: Nite R pinholeF200: nite lowl llanwydd: thanx tween ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY NEW FIREYEAR!! Now playing: Proctor and Bergman's “GIVE US A BREAK” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u GIVE US A BREAK >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=guab-ln' llanwydd: thanx catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to llanwydd and asks "Do you have something for me to do?" llanwydd: I love this album! Cat : those voices must have been starland llanwydd: I bought this in 1979 Beet: The sound of computer kays Beet: keys pinholeF200: reality online Cat : ok EWeston: Not line tapping then llanwydd: cross your fingers for tween shoes for the dead: mouse click symphony llanwydd: COOL rebozoette: cool its so real EWeston: K Kars ferevah llanwydd: I've got an interesting story about this album Rufus_T_Firetween: Read about “GIVE US A BREAK” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=guab-ln llanwydd: I played parts of it on my high school radio station DJTweeny: do tell, Llan... Lil: do tell llan llanwydd: I was in my senior year llanwydd: I started with "Lemon Car". best track on the album Lil: LOL Tween llanwydd: the whole school loved it DJTweeny: Lemon Car is great llanwydd: hilarious llanwydd: then when I was in college a few years later I heard guys quoting this album in my dorm EWeston: I've recited parts of it on occasion, and confusion DJTweeny: "Her herring has been impaired" pinholeF200: sounds fishy to me Lil: LOL EWeston: You can't get one on scale anymore DJTweeny: They did this bit live on What This Counry Needs llanwydd: I remember I played a little of a monty python album as well DJTweeny: That's cool, Llan :) Lil: wwow don't recall hearing this before ever llanwydd: haha llanwydd: love this llanwydd: sd;lifhsdlvjkh EWeston: Not something to be broadcast over the HS sound sysytem Lil: it's great EWeston: I love DR.X llanwydd: great to hear this album again Rufus_T_Firetween: Read about “GIVE US A BREAK” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=guab-ln llanwydd: substance surrounder Cat : that was sort of like boomers on a bench Cat : similar jokes llanwydd: hmhmhmhm llanwydd: not hard to smell rebozoette: za schroom llanwydd: broncos? EWeston: The Saturday Nite Gun Mart is good too pinholeF200: is that why Lincoln's had was so tall? pinholeF200: hat llanwydd: split rails Beet: He could fit a bottle in it llanwydd: really strange how strange some of this album sounds to me. llanwydd: I haven't heard the whole thing since the early 80s shoes for the dead: pickle? brown paper bag? Cat : sounds fresh llanwydd: sneazers! rebozoette: tourable pinholeF200: I guess only ham radio guys get destinated llanwydd: best track on the album! llanwydd: trini eat your heart out DJTweeny: excellent parody :) Cat : the lads love to sing shoes for the dead: destinated? DJTweeny: and really good at it rebozoette: hey rebozoette: hay' DJTweeny: Proctor was in the Yale Men's Choir, of course ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" pinholeF200: in the mid-90s when you got where you were going you were destinated--usually meant you needed to shut off the radio, shoes DJTweeny: That's how he got to visit the USSR EWeston: Nice screams DJTweeny: yeah lol shoes for the dead: ah! I'm a ham, new term to me pinholeF200: may have been a regional thing, though I saw it in a ham magazine once DJTweeny: did they give you a honey glaze? pinholeF200: root beer shoes for the dead: smoked ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" rebozoette: pineapple with cherries rebozoette: brown sugar more sugar Cat : i ddint know pineapples had sex EWeston: Just make sure you don't hold your pineapple the wrong way rebozoette: new clear llanwydd: real new c? llanwydd: what did that mean? the next 2000 years? EWeston: Its what I told cousin Ted, but would he listen, no. EWeston: Neucleare pinholeF200: I think it was 200,000, half life of some of the daughter isotopes llanwydd: hmm. interesting Beet: No more water to turn the turbines in the dams. More Nukes! pinholeF200: in St. Louis County there is a landfill with Manhattan Project waste, illegally dumped and next to an underground fire. We hear this stuff all the time rebozoette: wet sugar packets can be use as bricks till it rains again llanwydd: lol rebo! DJTweeny: yikes pin :( pinholeF200: google West Lake Landfill, dirty secret of Bill Gates, Republic Services' largest shareholder Lil: yep just heard about that on the news Pin DJTweeny: This is a great bit pinholeF200: EPA is supposed to do something, sometime, maybe EWeston: They really had little idea of the toxicity of some nuc produces back then rebozoette: one lumpy hump Beet: EPA, FDA, have become jokes. And not very funny. pinholeF200: number one song every hour, like WLS rebozoette: shoes for the dead Beet Cat DJTweeny EWeston Lil llanwydd pinholeF200 thanks I missed this and Tweenie you are the best shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween llanwydd: BRAVO Cat : see y'all next week. will have new collage Merlyn: cya tween and tanks ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' pinholeF200: Nytol, thanks Tween and to all for sharing your heads shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! llanwydd: nite cat EWeston: Love an stuff all, see yez ||||||||| At 10:58 PM, Merlyn hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Beet: Hey, Happy New Year everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite all. rebozoette: yeah cat ||||||||| Cat leaves to catch the 10:58 PM train to Billville. ||||||||| pinholeF200 departs at 10:58 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: That were fun :-) llanwydd: nite folks ||||||||| llanwydd rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's llanwydd?! It's 11:00 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| At 11:03 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| 11:03 PM -- DJTweeny left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| Woody 1 enters at 11:16 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Woody 1: Any road kill left for me? Woody 1: Not that I can eat being made of wood, but I have friends Woody 1: There's an echo in here. So much so that I think it would be safe to exit. I'll give you two minutes. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Woody 1: Would love to have Everything You Know is Wrong on disc. Anything in the works? Woody 1: video that s. ||||||||| It's :40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
Cat
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
llanwydd
lowlandr
Merlyn
Nabby
pinholeF200
Ralph
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Woody 1
