||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 31, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Outside, the 7:57 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Tweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Tweeny: ** No Chat Show Tonight ** Join Us Next Week For Firesign's “Give Me Immortality, Or Give Me Death” ||||||||| New notice: '** No Chat Show Tonight ** Join Us Next Week For Firesign's “Give Me Immortality, Or Give Me Death”' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'jahgust', just granted probation at 8:28 PM", then leaves hurriedly. jahgust: Ah no chat tonight! Got it! Happy New Year all! Not Insane for 2016! G Nite Phil Austin! See you in 1000 Years! ||||||||| At 8:30 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, jahgust!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:30 PM, dragging jahgust by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" jahgust: I forgot to say Goodnight Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to jahgust and queries "Something I can help with?" jahgust: G Nite Catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside jahgust and says "Something I can help with?" ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:31 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs jahgust by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Cat into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:20 PM, then departs. Cat : no one here? Tweeny: Hi Cat ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cat :tween. happy season Tweeny: Happy New Year to you and yours :-) Cat : just watched Ex Machina on Doc's reccomendation. Superb! Tweeny:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0470752/ Tweeny: looks interesting Tweeny: will make a note Cat : should i send you new collage for next week? Cat : we'll talk during the week. Tweeny: sure Cat : best of new years Tweeny: That'll be the New Year's show Cat : see ya here next week. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." ||||||||| Cat is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:33 PM. Tweeny: take care... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Timeghost gets out at 9:38 PM. ||||||||| "9:39 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Timeghost, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the brambles. ||||||||| "9:52 PM? 9:52 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the divan. llanwydd: hi ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Tweeny: Hi Llan Tweeny: Happy New Year to you and yours :-) ||||||||| It's :10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "10:44 PM? 10:44 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Tweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Tweeny enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| It's :55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Cat
jahgust
llanwydd
Tweeny
