||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 19, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DJTweeny into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:26 PM, then departs. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| "7:56 PM? 7:56 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits in the comfy chair. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Gene Krupa) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| It's :40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "8:41 PM? 8:41 PM!!" says Catherwood, "McTirebiter should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as McTirebiter enters and sits in the comfy chair. McTirebiter: Well hello there... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts DJTweeny into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:43 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: Hi Tirebiter ||||||||| "8:43 PM? 8:43 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits at the bar. McTirebiter: There's a bar? DJTweeny: But of course there is... DJTweeny: How else would they serve the Blue Moss? McTirebiter: I'll show some restraint and settle for two Mai Tai's. DJTweeny: ** If you want to know where your fellow chatters live, ask Nino The Mindboggler by clicking on the link at the bottom of the page. DJTweeny: Nino has you in Alaska, is that correct? DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give Tirebiter two Mai-Tais ||||||||| Catherwood gets tirebiter two mai-tais. McTirebiter: I was trying to figure that out myself... McTirebiter: Let's just say "Tornado Alley". DJTweeny: Don't think Alaska qualifies ;) McTirebiter: True - but this area does have ice storms - smaller ones. DJTweeny: They get those in Dallas ||||||||| Catherwood leads KodeBloo inside, makes a note of the time (8:50 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hi KodeBloo ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Captain Equinox gets out at 8:51 PM. McTirebiter: I need directions to the STANDING room. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos! DJTweeny: Hi Captain McTirebiter: Welcome. KodeBloo: Okay, I'm trying to figure out the stream thing... McTirebiter: Hm. Didn't know about that edition of "Anythynge" but knew about Bear Manor Media. They do lots of eclectic showbiz stuff. DJTweeny: They should be clickable, KodeBloo McTirebiter: My browser (a recent Firefox version) seems to see all aspects of the page... KodeBloo: Oh, they are. But I was expecting Firesign Theater. Not that I don't like swing bands, but... DJTweeny: Alternately, you can copy and enter it manually into your player Captain Equinox: Great music mix, Deej! DJTweeny: This is warm-up music :) DJTweeny: The show starts at 9pm ET KodeBloo: gotcha DJTweeny: Thanks Captain McTirebiter: Puts me in a mood for Spike Jones. DJTweeny: Just a chance for people to get connected to the streams before the show ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Joey', just granted probation at 8:57 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:57 PM and late as usual, it's COtech, just back from Billville." DJTweeny: Hi Joey DJTweeny: Hi COtech COtech: Hi Tweeny. Joey: Where the white women at..??? DJTweeny: lol ||||||||| 8:58 PM: rebozoette jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" McTirebiter: Cue the film quotes from heaven... DJTweeny: Love Blazing Saddles DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and Merlyn waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. rebozoette: Captain Equinox COtech DJTweeny Joey KodeBloo McTirebiter hi all and tweenie thanks for the grand music and laughs ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." ||||||||| Beet sashays in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Beet: Ella and Firesign! Amazing. Howdy all. DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn DJTweeny: Hi Beet Merlyn: hey now hey now ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies shoes for the dead in through the front door at 8:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. McTirebiter: Greetings. 'Shrooms are in the gold decanter. shoes for the dead: Howdy DJTweeny: Anita O'Day, actually DJTweeny: Hi shoes ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Beet: Souns like a 78 ||||||||| Catherwood leads Nabby in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Beet: Hi shoes rebozoette: heres lead in yer ear Beet: Hi Merl shoes for the dead: hey Nab DJTweeny: All those tunes were from 78 collections DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Captain Equinox: !!!!!!! rebozoette: Hi Nab Beet Mer Beet: With us for awhile, Nab? McTirebiter: FunFunTown Police HQ?? uh oh Beet: Hi Cap. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'EWeston', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly. rebozoette: the fault is in the vault Beet: Hi EW EWeston: Hey folks and the Tweeny shoes for the dead: hey EW
Nabby Sure Beet hey shoes, Tween, reboz Captain Equinox: Hiya, Fella! DJTweeny: Hi EW McTirebiter: That's it! I can get rich by suffocating myself with a bag and then suing the bag company... ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Captain Equinox: *honk honk*!!! Nabby: EW & Cap & Mc & Merl rebozoette: helllooo Beet: Hello down there EWeston: Vaults are good places for faults shoes for the dead: Woodrow Captain Equinox: Yahoo! Nabby: Austin-o-rama! ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" rebozoette: yeah that dj sang on his show Roadkill BRILLIANT ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:04 PM and Lil steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - “THE CASE OF HE MISSING SHOE” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' Lil: Hi gang rebozoette: hi lil Nabby: Hi Lil shoes for the dead: lil! DJTweeny: Hi Lil Lil: Shoes! EWeston: Ms Lil, yer pearls, yer couch rebozoette: show tines ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Lil: Nabby! Lil: Rebo!!!! Beet: Hi Lil Lil:Tween!!!!!!! Nabby: tada! Lil: LOL Beet: Hi Rebo Lil: Beet! McTirebiter: Porkers!!!!!!!! EWeston: Hope the green is parsely Lil: Bahahaha Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv Nabby: Honk! shoes for the dead: What? EWeston: What!? Nabby: lol Lil: What what? shoes for the dead: ehco in here Nabby: ehco in here EWeston: Ampere Watt too youse Lil: An echo even :-P Captain Equinox: LOVE this. Thanks Kurt! Captain Equinox: I mean... Nabby: what do you mean Lil: Chocolate Twizzlers anyone? Captain Equinox: I'm actually NOT mean. shoes for the dead: don't be mean DJTweeny: Yeah, it's fun stuff Captain :) EWeston: Do you eat them or look at them Lil: Both shoes for the dead: except to Kiki Lil: At the same time Nabby: Twizzler taunting EWeston: As long as its dark chocolate ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Captain Equinox: Jewish writers? rebozoette: now he is Ruth less Lil: Bah. A fad. McTirebiter: Couldn't be. There are NO writers. shoes for the dead: or actors Lil: Don't recall hearing this particular incarnation before Nabby: Who's Peggy? EWeston: Yah lets go back to the good old chocolate. Physcoactive and a sexual aid Captain Equinox: or Classes, except in their High School. Lil: Hear hear!!! Beet: Always a cliffhanger McTirebiter: A darned sock... I get it. Um... actually, I don't. Captain Equinox: Where Where? shoes for the dead: there there Lil: I think I have a version on tape cassette thogh Nabby: Honk Honk EWeston: Nit one pearl three rince and repeat Lil: though DJTweeny: Forgot about all the commercials in these bits
Lil -) EWeston: Skink cheese a fembly favorite shoes for the dead: at no extra charge Nabby: Me too Tween Lil: Ack. Nabby: Great EWeston: They haff no noses, but waffle eyes Lil: Leggo my waffle Nabby: used to fish for waffle eyed pike McTirebiter: Shouldn't be a left shoe. Middle shoes have best reception... shoes for the dead: meaty dialog Nabby: beefy rebozoette: red is the the color of my true loves nose EWeston: A three legged men stand up! Nabby: And of three-nosed red men? Lil: Hey Shoes, one of you is in this episode Nabby: A fine box indeed McTirebiter: Box of Danger... Beet: kewl Captain Equinox: Next Payday. ||||||||| "9:19 PM? 9:19 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Johan Amadeus Myjetski should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters and sits in the comfy chair. EWeston: Hide the bread shoes for the dead: so when is the dvd coming out, anyway? Lil: Jam! LOL shoes for the dead: hey JAM Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, the comfy chair! Captain Equinox: Excellent description. Nabby: Hey Joh whaddya know McTirebiter: I need 78s of it, but that's just me. Nabby: EYKIW is great! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: Firesign's “EVERYHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u EYKIW >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw' Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening, lil, shoes, et al Captain Equinox: Men and women are the same sex! Lil: When they came to NY John Goodman made a surprise appearance in the show I went to McTirebiter: ...born every minute? Nabby: Coolio Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln COtech: Everything I know is wrong! DJTweeny: That's really cool, Lil :) Nabby: It is EWeston: Till I fell into that whole I dint kno nutfin Lil: It was kinda McTirebiter: But I'm smarter than I'll ever be. rebozoette: don't tell me I am write when I know its wrongy shoes for the dead: where am I? Nabby: Arf EWeston: Near uphostry Ave and Mental McTirebiter: swear to hell I saw it Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I used to think everything I knew was wrong, but turns out, I was wrong. Nabby: you belong in a menthol hospital rebozoette: nino says shoes for the dead: kaff kaff Nabby: a real square. little. feller. EWeston: Right next to the Methodest Lab? Nabby: very fashionable McTirebiter: repeats everything anybody says... Nabby: this recording explains everything! EWeston: Sounds like D TRump DJTweeny: lol Nabby Beet: Choking on cheese. What a way to go. EWeston: Cept he only hears himself McTirebiter: repeats everything anybody sa (record scratch) Nabby: Trump is a Rump Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hero or pothead? EWeston: Those Italian cheeses can be deadly ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! shoes for the dead: fromage McTirebiter: Ah, yes, the Hashfire Inn... EWeston: Smile when you say that Beet: All forests are naked yet have no shame. shoes for the dead: Tam Efferson Nabby: Hempy! rebozoette: it was a striped nut EWeston: And the herse he came in on McTirebiter: 16mm makes you move your fingers over your lips a lot. Lil: Is Nino in this one? shoes for the dead: Beulah Balls EWeston: yep ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Lil: One of my favorite names shoes for the dead: cow hard McTirebiter: Gotta defend your wine cellar! ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Nabby: I love tape recorder screwiness Lil: Beulah Balls ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" EWeston: Sister to Meh Balls Lil: BRB the firedog is clamoring for food Nabby: Arf shoes for the dead: i think this tape actually speeds up McTirebiter: Minors? EWeston: Marf Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm a fourth Indian, can i be in two places at once a couple of days per week? EWeston: Miners maybe McTirebiter: No... underage miners.
Nabby hugs a Syrian. EWeston: Childish labor rebozoette: is it gettin warm in here EWeston: Me too Nabs shoes for the dead: check the BIA McTirebiter: I'll have a glass of that paste. Beet: Anybody ever slow down the fast forwarding?
Nabby opens a porthole.
Nabby hugs EW. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good one shoes! shoes for the dead: I'm gonna try, Beet EWeston: And stows hatch(back) McTirebiter: There goes Carlos Castaneda! rebozoette: hours of stuff never heard beet lol Lil: Yes. It plays I Am the Walrus Nabby: Keep it sweet Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Catherwood, give everyone a hug ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a hug. EWeston: And back atcha Nabby rebozoette: cool lil Lil: Ha! Beet: Don Bruja-ha rebozoette: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Nabby: lol Lil: Nino!!!! Nabby: Nino! McTirebiter: Live boggling! Lil: Can't leave now!!!! EWeston: He looks so regular Nabby: Something's going to happen! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You never know shoes for the dead: hold the flattery
Nabby holds some of the flattery. EWeston: I shure don't rebozoette: who nose Nabby: lol shoes Beet: Austin is great in this. EWeston: That and Jellyfish Nabby: truly tops Captain Equinox: Wholeflaffer? Nabby: Wholeflatter Merlyn: "melt a watch for Dr. Dali" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Stand by for the bluing of the moss... shoes for the dead: planet Pluto McTirebiter: hey sounds like Bob & Ray are on... Nabby: haha yea ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:36 PM, dragging Alvarez by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" Nabby: you know, I think shoes for the dead: hey al Beet: Earlier Nino says "hold the flattery" which is close to "Holflaffer". EWeston: Yup hes a yahoo alright DJTweeny: Hi Alvarez Nabby: Hi Alv Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln Nabby: Aha Beet Beet: Yo Alvarez EWeston: If you do strange things with your teeth Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, Alvarez! McTirebiter: I have an entire set from Munchkin Mills. shoes for the dead: the North will rise again! Nabby: Gog and Magog - ice skating team? EWeston: Your nap alzo Nabby: naps are nothing to shake a stick at EWeston: First you have to corner them rebozoette: nabby nap shoes for the dead: never wound a nap EWeston: Shake a T square at them ||||||||| "9:40 PM? 9:40 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits on the divan. shoes for the dead: it will charge at you rebozoette: never sleep again nap Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Mud! shoes for the dead: hey Mud Mudhead: Hello all Beet: Curious and kooky = Experts EWeston: Electrostatic rules McTirebiter: I'll turn the computer over. DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln EWeston: Check its water pump Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They work better upside down? Beet: Gas Music from Jupiter Nabby: This recording changed little Billy! McTirebiter: Sounds like the aliens in "Stardust Memories". DJTweeny: lol Nabby EWeston: A panetary beet Nabby: Indeed McT Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Anyone learning the piano? Nabby: the Big Beet shoes for the dead: don't we all, JAM? McTirebiter: My folks got me a slide whistle. They told me it was a piano. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Nabs! Beet: I know exactly what a piano is. It has 88 teeth. rebozoette: I never dreamed that was a thing EWeston: Still trying to arraign a jam session with Jupiter EWeston: I was a very bad corenet player Nabby: The smell of Jovian gas music takes some getting used to McTirebiter: "You have to practice even to be bad." - Jack Benny shoes for the dead: my cornet was a good one, EW EWeston: It was given to me by a bad uncle Nabby: 88 teeth eating moss Mudhead: I had a nice wood clarinet Nabby: band ruled Nabby: (drums) shoes for the dead: yuppers, Nab EWeston: I get by with two bass's these days. Just not concurrently Beet: I played drums. You can turn anything into a drum. rebozoette: I played stoop ball Mudhead: better than football, but I was on the team so I didnt march Nabby: mudball EWeston: I kept checking for an exotic dancing class, in vain Nabby: blech what a game shoes for the dead: piss fest McTirebiter: Well, I say Art Wholeflaffer has been altered. Beet: Piss Fest is an organized event. Mudhead: I ran the lighting for the dance club Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Played clarinet for years before i cut the souls off my shoes sat in a tree & learned to play the flute Nabby: oh oh EWeston: Ah yes the official stolen film shoes for the dead: Bear Whiz is a sponser McTirebiter: Got it: reflection of a pie plate in the atmosphere. Nabby: eyeball playoffs ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Nabby: Catherwood give everyone eggs ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone eggs. rebozoette: its in the toast too Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nuts, yet he outranks them EWeston: His option, Comand! Beet: Catherwood pass the syrup ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Beet and queries "Did you want something?" shoes for the dead: syrup won't stop them! rebozoette: crazy like a lemon McTirebiter: Lemons will stop them. Nabby: Good try Beet but shoes is right! Beet: Foiled again! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Back to stonehenge! ||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:51 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... EWeston: 8000BC is my guess ||||||||| 9:51 PM: Mudhead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Nabby: Aluminum fool on the hill... EWeston: Computer is toying with Mudhead? Mudhead: still droppin out like last week Beet: Most UFO revelations are made in trailer parks. rebozoette: give them some privvie Nabby: The Computer Is Your Friend EWeston: I'm good so far nark on would Nabby: sounds ok here McTirebiter: Ol' Dagwich Humphead. I remember him or her. Beet: Hello NSA guy. ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Mudhead: Im gonna try IE Nabby: Mossy! ||||||||| Mudhead leaves to catch the 9:53 PM train to Connecticut. Nabby: Cool Mud McTirebiter: I thought DIA was covering this. EWeston: Watch out for the hamburger
Nabby moons the NSA with feeling ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mudhead into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:54 PM, then departs. rebozoette: mystic pazzaz Nabby: Hi Mud Mudhead: This seems better EWeston: Mystic prozac McTirebiter: Mooning is only flagged for analysis later. shoes for the dead: you look better, Mud Mudhead: Chrome was going crazy like a monkey McTirebiter: And is wholly holy. Nabby: cybernetic holo-drugs Beet: Mudhead keeps vanishing and appearing. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The sea f holes EWeston: Thats what the cat is doing tossing a fish under the fridge Johan Amadeus Myjetski: welly welly well... Nabby: Hi hi hi Mr Deltoid EWeston: The dark spud moves in mysterious ways rebozoette: turn your brain juice up Nabby: It sure does EW McTirebiter: Blue mice. Mudhead: I want to change my name to !@#& Nabby: blue brain mice Nabby: Ewwww EWeston: Don't point that brain at me! Beet: !@#& is hard to pronounce. rebozoette: expand something EWeston: Lotta frickatives Mudhead: Id be "That guy" to many Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Smells like breakfast McTirebiter: Hand me that bottle ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Nabby: !@#& smells like victory DJTweeny: Will there be pork? ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! shoes for the dead: sounds Lithuanian Johan Amadeus Myjetski: give me that gittar EWeston: It'd hard to tell Tweeny rebozoette: fish that thing before you play it
Nabby perks right up at the mention of pork McTirebiter: Passed the Masonite Lodge on the way here... EWeston: Bass in D minus ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Merlyn: Catherwood has lost his watch ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:00 PM, on the dot!" shoes for the dead: no it's not, EW, his name comes up blue Nabby: the fisher you play, the player you fish Merlyn: but he's not completely wrong Beet: The General was right EWeston: Point to you shoes, the tableware, napkins and a big fried egg. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Earthoids! McTirebiter: Universal understanding? Not that!! EWeston: Nah its the end Beet: What a letdown the end is. McTirebiter: Pure and total SCRIPTURE that was... Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Never noticed - that last dog bark soundalike Curly the Stooge Beet: EYKIW is one of my faves. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - “SHACK OUT ON THE ALIEN HIGHWAY” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook' Nabby: nice thanks Tween Merlyn: The XM radio part is at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/ Merlyn: And the Nick Danger bits are at https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/danger.html Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “NICK DANGER on XM Satellite Radio” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv McTirebiter: Nothing's too good for my cave. Nabby: tanx Merl EWeston: It kicks, it screams, it pushes reverse mortgages Nabby: no biting Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Truith, E! Captain Equinox: Great stuff! Captain Equinox: Never heard most of this before. DJTweeny: 'tis indeed, Capain :) EWeston: I'm a licenced nibbler rebozoette: chomp EWeston: Is that champ or chump? Nabby: fun stuff CapEQ shoes for the dead: federal or state licence? rebozoette: show a fang McTirebiter: Transvestite Jewish Bhuddist writers. There goes the neighborhood. EWeston: Transvestite buddist canadians Captain Equinox: Mama's home, we're gonna watch Going Clear - Scientology and the Prison of Belief Johan Amadeus Myjetski: now my feet are too clod... Nabby: awesome Cap Captain Equinox: Keep 'em Flying! EWeston: Brainwashing for profit and profit shoes for the dead: that's Claude Beet: Have they made the documentary? Nabby: later alligator ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." DJTweeny: It's excellent Captain. And scary Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Estimated prophet, E rebozoette: nope we never sawed you before EWeston: I never forget a plank Lil: I thought brainwashing was for the Chinese guy Nabby: I never forget a pork shoes for the dead: yew sure? McTirebiter: Great music DJTweeny: Yeah, McT EWeston: Each nose is different Captain Equinox: Bye for now. DJTweeny: perfect for Nick Lil: Waves DJTweeny: Bye Captain EWeston: Bye Cap McTirebiter: later rebozoette: by cap ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Nabby: Adios shoes for the dead: see ya Cpt Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beam the Captain up! rebozoette: don't dash that just yet Lil: Yung Guy McTirebiter: Rococo always sounds like he's being tickled Nabby: it's exuding Beet: Nite Cap'm. rebozoette: bee there Lil: OW my jazz beard!!! Nabby: Cap is exuding rebozoette: a pack of impact McTirebiter: Oops - the jailer's getting closer... nite all! EWeston: I think the bread is jazzed Nabby: Bye Mc ||||||||| 10:11 PM -- McTirebiter left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). EWeston: Rite, if ya get work Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite McT! rebozoette: nite mc give um slip shoes for the dead: funny money? EWeston: It has a hump ||||||||| Catherwood escorts ChromiumSwitch into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:13 PM, then departs. shoes for the dead: hey CS EWeston: Bradshaw for Warlord! ChromiumSwitch: hi Shoes! rebozoette: a floatin hump is sexy rebozoette: lol Beet: Hey Switch Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi CrSwitch! ChromiumSwitch: well hello... Beet! DJTweeny: Hi Chromium Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “NICK DANGER on XM Satellite Radio” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv ChromiumSwitch: aren't he and Carl... Clocks? Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, just realized that links to BoD EWeston: Clocks! Pore Carl. ChromiumSwitch: Random, is that you? EWeston: Myabe yes. Maybe no ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “NICK DANGER on XM Satellite Radio” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/danger.html Rufus_T_Firetween: Merlyn had it right ChromiumSwitch: Could use some tropical paradise in the midwest this weekend rebozoette: no cheedar Nabby: CS! Nabby: it doesn't get any gouda ChromiumSwitch: a cheesehead and a firehead got together one night... shoes for the dead: peckerino EWeston: I got some vintage cheetoes Nabby: columbian records shoes for the dead: towel Merlyn: That bit about "not all of them [their albums]" refers to the defective CDs of Electrician that clipped off the first few seconds ChromiumSwitch:https://www.facebook.com/art.holeflaffer.5 Nabby: broth Johan Amadeus Myjetski: it's a turkish towel Merlyn:http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/html/wfte_bad.html rebozoette: taffy ChromiumSwitch: a few more words in turkish Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I knew someone who had one of the defective Electricians! rebozoette: good for egg creams EWeston: I packed them with the taffy, to my chagrin rebozoette: bath ChromiumSwitch: border rebozoette: deli EWeston: Great bilabial frickatives rebozoette: delight Johan Amadeus Myjetski: no canadians! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol shoes for the dead: hashish rebozoette: spice EWeston: Jail Nabby: pass the orb Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Makes your eyes turn blue, renozoette EWeston: I need sixth gear for that Johan Amadeus Myjetski: rebozoette, sorry Nabby: the spice must flow ChromiumSwitch: Nick Nick Nicky Merlyn: Phil couldn't make it into the studio, and was literally "calling he part in" for this show. rebozoette: watch out for the worms Nabby: haha great Merl Merlyn: The XM radio people didn't like him joking about "degraded audio" Beet: Catherwood, you're ON! ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Beet and says "oh, fuck off Beet!" shoes for the dead: kinnikinik Beet: Thank you. DJTweeny: be nice, Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood says "I thought I was!" ChromiumSwitch: oh, you mean Nancy? EWeston: LOL DJTweeny: Was that a Carlin reference, Beet? Merlyn: If you look at the video on the nick danger page, there's a balloon with his face drawn on in his place. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: catherwood, five everyone a big smile ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Johan Amadeus Myjetski rebozoette: catherwood bubbles for all ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to rebozoette and yells "My ears are burning..." Nabby: Catherwood implode. ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Nabby and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" rebozoette: thats funn mer Beet: Not to the best of my knowledge, Tween. Merlyn: Dunno why Bergman punted "cherchez la femme" rebozoette: catherwood nabby wants you to implode please ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside rebozoette and says "Stop typing gibberish, rebozoette!" rebozoette: jibber jabber Lil: Wow got booted DJTweeny: Carlin has a skit about how he thanks people who say F you for wanting him to get laid EWeston: We' have some goat cheeze then catherwoodll ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to EWeston and asks "Did you want me?" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: feeling better now, lil? Nabby: Catherwood give everyone VD ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone vd. Beet: We all have an STD?
DJTweeny says thanks but no thanks ;) Nabby: It looks Nick Dangerous EWeston: He had a remake of western films to be more life afirming. Aright Marshall now we're gonna fuck ya, but we're gonna fuck ya slow Lil: Yep thanks JAM shoes for the dead: I'm on MST ChromiumSwitch: a govt. tweeny Beet: It's Catherwood's fault. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Beet and inquires "Did you want me?" rebozoette: I am not accepting that gift Nabby: hands? EWeston: Hanz? ChromiumSwitch: hand me a bear whiz rebozoette: follow your feet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: catherwood, tell everyone that VD stands for Video Discriminator ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Johan Amadeus Myjetski and yells "oh, fuck off Johan Amadeus Myjetski!" EWeston: To the shoe tree Beet: Catherwood in a foul mood tonight. ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Beet and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Beet!" ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a green pyramid ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a green pyramid. rebozoette: he walks by EWeston: Take your giant ant to the shootin range Beet: You know, there's grain stored in the pyramids. Mudhead: Im slippin to sleep, nitey nite all Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I can't sit on this pyramid! rebozoette: name your zilla Beet: See ya, Mud. ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" EWeston: I thought the giant ants ate it all. Someone ask Dr. Ben! shoes for the dead: see ya mud DJTweeny: Bye Muddy Nabby: nite nite Mud don't forget your pyramid EWeston: Bye Mudster rebozoette: nite mud ||||||||| Mudhead is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:33 PM. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: fair thee well, Mud rebozoette: no fast forward rebozoette: ok now reverse Nabby: pipe or papers EWeston: Now at right angles to reality Johan Amadeus Myjetski: dovetail, Nabby! Nabby: on it Lil: Nighties EWeston: Inscect boots. I don't remember those Lil: Drat missed again Beet: Never had a duvetail. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nitey nite, lil! Beet: or dovetail Lil: Night JAM rebozoette: he felt her with his feelers Beet: Nite, Lil. ChromiumSwitch: Bradshaw? rebozoette: nite lil Lil: A duvetail is the tail end of a duvet EWeston: I got doves. I think most of them have tails shoes for the dead: see ya Lil Nabby: inverted ferkin Lil: Why is everyone saying goodnight to me LOL Beet: Can you smoke them? rebozoette: good furniture Nabby: indeed Lil Lil: I was just trying to say good night to Mud ROTFL EWeston: Yes but You'd have to be insane to do so Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I think it was your 'nighties' comment, lol, lil Nabby: smoked gherkin? Beet: See ya later, Lil. rebozoette: lil nighties Lil: Bahahaha you goofballs, er bozos
Nabby offers Lil a smoking gherkin. EWeston: March that gerkin away Lil: Why I like gherkins Johan Amadeus Myjetski: catherwood, give everybody a gherkin ||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody a gherkin. Lil: the big ones Nabby: I have no idea Lil: Beet get with the program lol Nabby: Tee hee rebozoette: now I need to go back to bozo school and be rebozoed Johan Amadeus Myjetski: fire 'em up! Beet: If you want to leave, that's your business, Lil. EWeston: This gerkin has a garnish Lil: Why thank you JAM Lil: Sigh... Lil: I like my gherkin served with a moleskin cookie rebozoette: my copywrite wore off in the shower ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! rebozoette: echo crow' EWeston: Stay in clone free zones Lil: How can it be live if it's on DVD? Nabby: mm that's great mole! rebozoette: moldy mole EWeston: Nicely placed, an Acme mole I think shoes for the dead: speeking of Canadians, hope Cat is having fun EWeston: Yah Lil: I eschew mold Beet: Where is Cat? Nabby: Indeedy Lil: Away rebozoette: did ya see cats pic? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: no but i've heard cats purr Beet: "Away" is a vanishing concept. rebozoette: sometimes just sometimes EWeston: Just get me a perspective shoes for the dead: color or black and white? Nabby: who needs perspective we have Facebook ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Lil: Indeed it is Beet EWeston: Something etched thank yew rebozoette: can I send a link dj? ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Beet: Great sneeze. Lil: Bless you EWeston: Newt you rebozoette:tween has left us to our own accord Beet: Illuminati EWeston: I'd rather have a civit shoes for the dead: yes ya can,rebo DJTweeny: Sorry rebo, having chat server issues Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I like toyotas rebozoette:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153514917544930&set=pcb.10153514917704930&type=3 EWeston: Porsche makes a great used car rebozoette: shoes said I could rebozoette: vw DJTweeny: Very cool pic, thanks :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Almost bought a 69 VW bus with a Porxche 911 engine in it rebozoette: cat would want everybody to see that EWeston: I saw what looked like a nice 911 in England. Only the four lug wheels gave it away a s a bug Johan Amadeus Myjetski: this link's not letting me see it. Did i piss catherwood off that much? ||||||||| Catherwood lettings Johan Amadeus Myjetski see it did i piss off that much. DJTweeny: "We really should rehearse this shit." lol Beet: Everyone is saying Shaaadddup Lil: Cwood is getting senile Nabby: Catherwood has tourettes ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Nabby ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' shoes for the dead: too damn funny Lil: LOL Beet: Abd deaf too Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks rebozoette! Lil: So I hear lol EWeston: Xnay on the enle say alk tay rebozoette: sue jo Nabby: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: it worked, rebozoetter! thx! EWeston: G'nite everbody, and bodies great fun tonight ||||||||| It's :55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... : ozzie mind ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:55 PM and rebozoette sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. : Take care EW rebozoette: what : see ya EW ||||||||| Catherwood leads Nabby in through the front door at 10:55 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:55 PM and Thanks Tweeshoes for the dead waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Nabby: "Came back" to say g'bye : Erherm bye bye EW Nabby: Take care : Thanks EVERYBODY! Laughs were many & great! ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Lil close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. : This was great. Lotsa fun. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. Nabby: Thanks Tween & co! ||||||||| Outside, the 10:55 PM bus from Memphis pulls away, leaving Johan Amadeus Myjetski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Lil: Booted again Nabby: Away! Thanks Tweeshoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! Lil: Well night everyone for real now rebozoette: nite all and tweenie grand and sing for us some time ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" : thanks tween ||||||||| 10:56 PM: Beet jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" Lil: Yes wonderful show Johan Amadeus Myjetski: great laughs! thanks all! Beet: I came back to say goodnight. Goodnight : Goodnight Lil: Night Beet lol ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:57 PM, then departs. rebozoette: Thanks Tweeshoes for the dead Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil Nabby you peolpe are da best Lil: And thanks for the sermon Tweenie Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Lil: No you are rebo
Lil -) Rufus_T_Firetween: yw :-) ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween departs at 10:58 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Lil: Flies off : Bradshaw? ||||||||| Catherwood ushers ChromiumSwitch in through the front door at 10:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's :10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Captain Equinox
ChromiumSwitch
COtech
DJTweeny
EWeston
Joey
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
KodeBloo
Lil
McTirebiter
Merlyn
Mudhead
Nabby
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Thanks Tweeshoes for the dead
