||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 22, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:07 AM and RedPillTweeny bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| It's :25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood leads DJTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (7:46 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest DAVID OSSMAN *** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com **' DJTweeny: OOOOOPS - Sorry, that's not true :/ ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:11 PM and Rufus_T_Firetween waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Sonny Landreth) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston disembarks at 8:50 PM. EWeston: Hi Tweenny, Rufus ||||||||| Catherwood enters with C. Simril close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:50 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary. EWeston: Is catness C. Simril: Ossman joining us tonight? Fantastic DJTweeny: Hey Cat, EW EWeston: A little power cylipso tonight DJTweeny: Some great Sonny Landreth blues rock. Album is called South Of I-10 ||||||||| lily sneaks in around 8:55 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." DJTweeny: Hi lily C. Simril: Great music, Tween. EWeston: I hear Island beats lily: C. Simril DJTweeny EWeston evenin all and tween thanks ahead of time for DJTweeny: Thanks Cat EWeston: Lily g'day lily: hey how is it ew C. Simril: What time is Ossie joining us? lily: great muzac ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (8:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. EWeston: Complex but things gettin done, playing my old bass and getting surprised by it ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:57 PM and late as usual, it's pinholeF200, just back from Hellmouth." C. Simril: Lily, Merl EWeston: Merl's early Merlyn: hi all DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn, pin EWeston: An the pinhole ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." lily: cat how was the week ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" Merlyn: Nino sez I'm in Massachusetts lily: ew been rattlein teeth pinholeF200: Hi Tween, EW, lily, Cat EWeston: Does Massavhusetts know this? DJTweeny: You do get around, Merlyn pinholeF200: Sorry, Hi to you too Merlyn lily: I am not in Durham either C. Simril: i've been making CDs for the road all week, though we probably arent leaving for 2-3 weeks. EWeston: With strange rthyms Lily? ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Hemlock Stones (Geniune!) close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary. C. Simril: it's nice to have a bunch of tunes and stuff ready. pinholeF200: and she's not Ed ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and shoes for the dead bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. DJTweeny: Stones old man, how are you? lily: right ew shoes for the dead: Howdy C. Simril: finally word about new car. should be in our driveway early next week. DJTweeny: Hi shoes EWeston: Stone's how incisive C. Simril: shoes, stones,pin ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" pinholeF200: Hi Stones, shoes lily: always cs never too much ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Hello, DJ! It's great to be back! EWeston: Shoeby doby shoes for the dead: long time no Stones Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Hello, pinhole! Shoes for Industry, indeed! lily: hey stones ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:00 PM, dragging Topless Nurse Judy by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" lily: nope Topless Nurse Judy: oops, wrong chat shoes for the dead: nice to be front also EWeston: Hello nurse C. Simril: misplaced your hat, judy? ||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Nabby should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Nabby enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Johan Amadeus Myjetski close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Hello, shoes for the dead. I am sorry for my absinth--I mean absence! Nabby: I'm down! EWeston: Nabby JAM huroo lily: hey nabby shoes for the dead: hey Nabby and Johan Nabby: Hey EW Nabby: Hey Tweeny & lily & shoes pinholeF200: greetings to TNJ and JAM Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Hey Lily! Hope you had a great trip back to New England! I am going there soon myself! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Safe & sound Nabby! C. Simril: Nabby, JAM pinholeF200: Hey Nabby Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening all! Nabby: There's Cat & Hemlock & Joh & pin to boot! Nabby: hey pin shoes for the dead: saw Hot tuna at the Rainbow lily: I did not go up north stones was that Lil? C. Simril: you should play the whole Campaign Chronicles, Tween. lily: we like messin withya ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: Firesign's “LAWYER'S HOSPITAL” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u LAWYER'S HOSPITAL >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln' DJTweeny: Don't know that I have that, Cat Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Oops, that's "absinthe." Well, I am sure Toulouse-Lautrec often had a hard time spelling it. Nabby: Cool stuff Tween EWeston: Whay's HT up to these days? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “LAWYER’S HOSPITAL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): So good to see all of you! Nabby: back atcha Hem EWeston: Thought I spray painted that camera lens shoes for the dead: saw them here 3? years ago, still HOT Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): And Johan, once more I appreciate your music! Nabby: Hot Tuna....cool Merlyn: 1/64 pound = 1/4 ounce C. Simril: have you hacked my webcam, stones? Nabby: wait I dig Diet Coke EWeston: Lotta R&R's keep it going. Nabby: I'm pre-embalmed with Diet Coke Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): What you did to the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh Symphony... you must have put the record in a blender and turned it on high. And why not? Nabby: poppin' good 'sects! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and Beet steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Beet: Hi kids. lily: let the ribber flow Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Hello C. Simril: Indeed, I did hack your webcam. It was in the best interests of the State! DJTweeny: Hi Johan, Nabby, Judy, Beet shoes for the dead: Beet! EWeston: Then ironing the pieces all back to a semi disk shape Nabby: Hey Beet EWeston: Beester! Nabby: ribbah RIBBAH Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, DJT! pinholeF200: Yo Beet Beet: hi shoes, Nab EW, Cat LAM Merl pin Tween EWeston: Ah the mental minorty lily: newfangled flubber Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Nabby: you are quite right about the sects. That's why I only read James Joyce! Nabby: that's easy for you to say Beet: that's Jam. Hi Nabby: Right arm Hem Beet: Pay the Lord! shoes for the dead: the Church of Me C. Simril: Beet Nabby: Hail to the Most High Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Oops, I mean "Genuine!" That absinthe! EWeston: Watch out for tranvestites with magnets ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We're all Beet, daddy! lily: Jimmie chunga Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Nabby: You are once again quite right. Nabby: transmagnets? EWeston: Dat green stuff I always call it a t the counter pinholeF200: magnets are bipolar Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Hello Catherwood. What have you done to Nancy? ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Hemlock Stones (Geniune!) and says "Would you like something?" EWeston: They are using them to controls minds per one rightwing media voice Nabby: I am not called Nabby for nothing Hem EWeston: You could call hem heem. ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Catherwood: Yes! Only the truth! Where did you put Nancy? ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Hemlock Stones (Geniune!) Beet: Great regret that I never saw the boys live. Nabby: True true Nabby: EW Nabby: Catherwood blow my nose ||||||||| Catherwood blows Nabby's nose. EWeston: Truf pinholeF200: Catherwood, blow Nabby's mind ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to pinholeF200 and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Nabby: I know you are called Nabby for something! I guess that's not very Zen. ||||||||| Roosterfish steps in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. EWeston: Well actually it the transevuals C. Simril: Fish shoes for the dead: hey Roost Beet: Hello Roosterfish lily: catherwood find our minds please ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear lily pinholeF200: evenin Rf Nabby: lol lily C. Simril: Sir Sideny ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You a pisces, fish? Beet: hi lily Nabby: Yo Rooster C. Simril: Fudd's girlfriend. Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Beet: I quite agree. I would have liked to have seen them all live. Would you have liked to have been on the set of Martian Space Party? EWeston: But my feet are getting to clawed to change my mind Nabby: Elmer was a genius Nabby: Hem I wish! shoes for the dead: that's clod Nabby: End of an era MSP DJTweeny: Hi Roosterfish lily: messin with da Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): The World needs another Martian Space Party. Beet: Anything would have been nice EWeston: Cold to change my blind Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “LAWYER’S HOSPITAL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln Nabby: The world IS another Martian space party Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Really, Nabby! That's why I am a Jungian! Anything can happen if you are a Jungian! Nabby: Erica Jung? Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Nabby: You are so mystical! shoes for the dead: Jung Guy Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Anyone notice FST's influence on Johnny Carson's teatime movie sketches? EWeston: Mental detective Nabby: Jungsten Carbide ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Yes, Erica Jung, Nabby. She cured me of my fear of flying. Beet: Procter was not the only one who could do a nice speil like that. shoes for the dead: no guns in here ||||||||| Outside, the 9:17 PM downtown bus from Orlando pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. llanwydd: evening folks Nabby: no butter either EWeston: Lian Nabby: Hey llan Beet: Hi llan shoes for the dead: hey llan C. Simril: maybe carson's influence on Firesign C. Simril: llan Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Now when I take some of Flotsam's "preparations" I can fly as high as I want without crashing! Take that Icarus! lily: jung like a ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! DJTweeny: Hey Llan llanwydd: how's everybody? EWeston: Hydrogenated bombs, yah we gots those Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Lily, how was your trip back east? DJTweeny: Good Llan, and you? Nabby: lily! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “LAWYER’S HOSPITAL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln Nabby: lol llanwydd: great lily: tiger lily Nabby: goofy llan, how r u Nabby: cool shoes for the dead: she like it that way Nabby: xcellent timing shoes EWeston: Who else could make that line work? Nabby: tiger lily indeed lily: ex fix e a tion shoes for the dead: mebbe Groucho EWeston: WC maybe Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Ah, the "preparation" is wearing off! It is time for me to retire! ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" EWeston: Get a real tire JAM pinholeF200: Jon Lovitz EWeston: Oops Stones Nabby: prepare for the wurst C. Simril: you need new tires, stones? Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): I love you, Harry! I love your historical sense. So glad you read Howard Zen. llanwydd: white cloud? west camden? Nabby: Who's Peggy? Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Or is that "Howard Inn." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: rubber baby buggy bumpers? EWeston: Too the Wurst Bunker! shoes for the dead: What? Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Johan, set it to music! Nabby: bumpy buggers? Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): Now, I must be gone, Dear Ones! DJTweeny: Welcome to Side 2 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I actually had to buy a tire this week - picked up a screw… oh no... EWeston: Don't do that to your lips JAM. Nice Tom Slick ref lily: save the fontenel shoes for the dead: see ya Stones Hemlock Stones (Geniune!): See you all soon! Warmest wishes! Nabby: thumbs up Tween Johan Amadeus Myjetski: fare thee well, Stones! ||||||||| At 9:22 PM, Hemlock Stones (Geniune!) vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Nabby: later Stoneses pinholeF200: nite stones lily: by stones C. Simril: they do this for deposed heads of various countries C. Simril: i forget where ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Beet: G'Nite Stones llanwydd: I saw them do some of this in 1981 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: schicker wist - rough Nabby: summinabich shoes for the dead: neat llan! Nabby: cool llan llanwydd: at Town Hall in NYC. they did this sketch Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “LAWYER’S HOSPITAL” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=lh-ln lily: gonads high balls lol Nabby: haha ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: gone ads lily: balls of confusion EWeston: We gon ads man Beet: Hello NSA guy Nabby: great balls, montana Johan Amadeus Myjetski: porridge birds shoes for the dead: bowels of fire Nabby: porridge of fire EWeston: Meybe he's got the TV guide C. Simril: in case any of you noticed, we have a new government. lily: spaldine C. Simril: Suaron lost the election. Nabby: try not to Cat but thanks ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" shoes for the dead: yes, Cat, a second Treadau lily: yea cat lots gonin on up there Nabby: Witchking for speaker! C. Simril: we Canadians. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Simril, I hear he's a literary guy EWeston: Congrates Cat. We had our idiots on display today Nabby: Oh Canada..... C. Simril: Harper was the equivalent of one of your tea partiers. shoes for the dead: I could drink a case of you lily: on guards for C. Simril: it was as if g.w. bush were still your president, 10 years later. pinholeF200: Gee, Cat, sounds like you had a bit less drama than here in the United Snakes EWeston: He hated his government? C. Simril: great joni mitchell song, though i'm not fond of canadian beer. Beet: Molson C. Simril: he tried to shrink it to a size he could drown in a bath tub. now he's down the drain. Nabby: Molson C. Simril: molson made a great beer called Bra D'or a long time ago. Nabby: echo llanwydd: I think joni is the greatest canadian artistic genius llanwydd: or at least close Nabby: Anyone drink Fitgers? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" llanwydd: I've said that for many years shoes for the dead: big tittied beer EWeston: I'm partial to Red Green Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I don't know, plan, I'd have to mention L. Cohen, though I love Joni llanwydd: I'm partial to Red Skelton C. Simril: Belgians are my favourite beers. Duchesse de Bourgogne the best lily: its all yellow Nabby: I liked that sci fi show he did Nabby: what was that called? C. Simril: llan, she's lived in LA since the late 60s. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I grew up watching Red S. llanwydd: not familiar with cohen shoes for the dead: Whiz llanwydd: she's still canadian lily: the twilight zone Johan Amadeus Myjetski: llan, Leonard Cohen, singer songwriter? C. Simril: watching my radio play Red Shift? how can you watch a radio play? Nabby: Prisoners of Gravity - excellent - best TV SF review show evah C. Simril: a pretty good novelist and film maker. Nabby: (Rick Green) C. Simril: nabby, indeed it was. pinholeF200: Leonard Cohen touched me with his mind Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Starlost- canadian scifi tv lily: red green EWeston: And Steve Smith Nabby: indeed shoes for the dead: reds and yellows Nabby: shooting them all day? lily: orange DJTweeny: C. Simril: watching my radio play Red Shift? how can you watch a radio play? << Well Cat, apparently P&B believe you can watch cable TV on the radio EWeston: They play an hours worth every Tuesday Johan Amadeus Myjetski: and menzies, shoes? C. Simril: the first time i ate mandarin oranges injapan while drinking a cup of tea, i remembered that song. Nabby: orange you going to say banana again? llanwydd: got to check my mail. brb lily: nabbt say knock knockers Nabby: ok knock knockers Johan Amadeus Myjetski: knock knocker jokes? lily: whi is it? EWeston: Arma pinholeF200: you really can't knock knockers Nabby: knockers and nothing to knock about - if you ask me lily: run with em Nabby: zactly pin Nabby: knock knock to knockers lily: throw em over yer Nabby: hop hop to hoppers Beet: why are they called knockers? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: this sucker is terminated EWeston: Down knock it flog it! Nabby: Catherwood flog EW ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Nabby and inquires "Did you need me?" lily: ring the bell and find out shoes for the dead: rat on! EWeston: Gotta catch me first Nabby: press the little red button and get a big surprise EWeston: It fell off! crummy manufacturing if you ask me. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: this little red button right here? Nabby: dang it! Nabby: yes right there, see? EWeston: No thats the knocker llanwydd: vermont brake fluid! LOL Beet: the button gets bigger lily: made to last Nabby: oops *ducks* ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" pinholeF200: no no no, more to the left! Nabby: Look it's the King of France! ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: from the DOMM Hour Hour Broadcasts “MY FAITH IS MY GAS MASK” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' EWeston: Yer majestry Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Do I take the Antelope Freeway? Nabby: Great bits Tween EWeston: Sure we'll load it for you pinholeF200: Firesign has a down low site? Nabby: Yer Majestry's Mystery EWeston: The albums are all on Utube now C. Simril: one is being created now. merl should know, if he's still here DJTweeny: They're really down with it, man llanwydd: lol EWeston: Its a kind of cheese Nabby: I sell them to you for five dollars Johan Amadeus Myjetski: UTube is about to start charging I heard DJTweeny: EWeston: The albums are all on Utube now << I've mentioned that to Proc Nabby: a genre of cheese C. Simril: when i last lived in la, the freeways had names. i remember the old antelope, actually one of the newer freeways pinholeF200: what was five is now worth three, are you listening to me? ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" C. Simril: now they're all numbers EWeston: There's aluminum in this cheese Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv lily: there thats it Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So 3 is the new 5, but what if 6 turned out to be 9? Nabby: we're all numbers now too Cat shoes for the dead: keeps it shiny, EW EWeston: Your upside down lily: bar cods life Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm not a number, I'm a free man! lily: lol Nabby: You may be the only one Joh Merlyn: harry shearer Nabby: I cost about $9 shoes for the dead: i'm not wree, Im expensive Beet: that makes you zero pinholeF200: you are Number Six shoes for the dead: free C. Simril: ah, merl is back. someone was asking about the new firesign download store Nabby: I'm on sale next week for $6 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, pin, be seeing you! EWeston: Huey Dewy and Louie pinholeF200: For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption has been standardized. We are sorry. shoes for the dead: Der Schnifter Nabby: At this rate I'll be in the public domain in a month Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sniffed her? EWeston: Flanking movement shoes for the dead: didden't even touch her Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ EWeston: Next time don't lead with your nose ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Nabby: Firesign LP's were so good they never needed a scratch 'n' sniff card pinholeF200: they could have included a funny smell Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Zappa's Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw shoes for the dead: a blotter would have been neat tho Nabby: they were steeped in funk EWeston: Where was the microdot? Nabby: under the green pyramid Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Melting in you 3rd Red Eye, E EWeston: Thank glod for the shop crane C. Simril: now i know what he was referring to about the girl with the duck voice. lily: I can't stop my eggs Nabby: Catherwood give everyone Owsley White Lightning acid ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone owsley white lightning acid. C. Simril: i recorded this show when it was first broadcast, but didn't hear the earlier shows until duke of madness motors came out Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lily, they're in everybody's eggs... EWeston: Can they be harnessed? C. Simril: there is a previous show where ms. duckvoice comes on. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks, Catherwooood pinholeF200: Pass the syrup, lily? lily: ty DJTweeny: DOMM is an amazing archive Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv Nabby: truly tis Tween lily: ooops sauce pin EWeston: Ducks are now marching accross my screen, good stuff! Nabby: how do you make oops sauce lily? lily: goose ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Nabby: lol shoes for the dead: youch! lily: ah nabby cathwerwood need to talk to you lol llanwydd: easy, nabby. spill it on the floor EWeston: Clean it up before it burns through the floor lily: face polish and floor wax pinholeF200: Tycho Magnetic Anomaly 1 Nabby: OMG everything is melting EWeston: Then strain the towels over the cooking pot lily: oh no call mr roadkill llanwydd: monsieur reauxdquelle Nabby: What? EWeston: Leave my road aloan lily: clean up in the isles Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pin, get DarkSide of the Moon ready, start it when you start the stargaze trip part DJTweeny: lol lily Nabby: isle 5 or 6? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: stargaze trip part lily: lol tween ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: star gate llanwydd: cleanup in isle fort shoes for the dead: islets of langerhans C. Simril: will i meet neil degrass? EWeston: Bring the star garters, er starters DJTweeny: Catherwood, give everyone a gas mask ||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a gas mask. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" llanwydd: you might smoke degrass shoes for the dead: gar starters? lily: I look good in this llanwydd: "my faith is my gasmask" EWeston: Most gar I've associated with have been self starters C. Simril: Tyson Thai Stick, 4 million stars. lily: its good that new charcoal smaell Nabby: star garters? shoes for the dead: tastes like pork Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I smell breakfast down here! Nabby: Pork?? EWeston: I've used gas masks professionally. They get sweaty Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And there's a golden light llanwydd: church of st. wilhelm the gasmask Nabby: Mendo Blendo pinholeF200: "Civilian Defense", famous photo by Edward Weston. Woman reclining wearing only a gas mask. lily: ew everything does Nabby: good point lily EWeston: For supporting their plumes C. Simril: I love this song Beet: sometimes you have to suck real hard to get the piminto out of the olive Nabby: I'm not sure if love is the word I'd use llanwydd: it's ironic that a gas mask is greatly symbolic and yet aesthetically hideous EWeston: Don't think I've seen that one pin llanwydd: you can't really use it in any form of art lily: who kidz of war Nabby: yep llanwydd: kyewl in woodstock Johan Amadeus Myjetski: communication gaps EWeston: Dwellors in the pup tence pinholeF200: Have the link, how do I send it? lily: breakin up is easy to do C. Simril: austin and i became friends because we both appreciate the sculpture of Haida sculptor Bill Reid. shoes for the dead: pup tense Nabby: that's really in tents, man! Nabby: three cheers for analog delay C. Simril: Reid has 3 copies of the same work in the Van airport, the Canadian museum of history in Ottawa and at the Canadian embassy in DC EWeston: Lotta drool however pinholeF200: Civilian Defense link http://www.wikiart.org/en/edward-weston/civilian-defence-1942 DJTweeny: The Live Earl Jive: A Man And His Echoplex shoes for the dead: hip hip DJTweeny: lol C. Simril: I'm putting together a flick combining those 3 pieces with that song. Nabby: hip hip drool! ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" C. Simril: hope to finally meet earl in la EWeston: Sculpture is a hard sell. I work in rattan for sculpture ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Nabby: indeed Tween DJTweeny: Nabby: three cheers for analog delay << I had a Roland Space Echo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I used to sell Echoplexes at a music store Nabby: dude I had one too! llanwydd: rattan sculpture is an idea whose time has come and gone C. Simril: i never liked sculpture at all until I saw Reid's Raven and the First men, in our city's Museum of Anthopology. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And Space Echoes, too! EWeston: Gotta Roland Cube. Nice piece of gear shoes for the dead: rattan sepulcher? C. Simril: It looks like something out of Zap comics. Nabby: I have no idea whatever happened to it tho' lily: basket weaving on a whole new level C. Simril: Maybe that was Austin's entree into Reid's work as well. EWeston: To bad I find it a stimulating, if tedious media to work in Nabby: basket weaving in the sunken city of love, lily Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rattan makes such an impression, especially on nudists lily: I have taught basket weaving shoes for the dead: great song pinholeF200: do the baskets have to be taut? Beet: Where did the foodchain song come from? EWeston: The current work is 31 double ended funnels folded over each other C. Simril:https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=AwrTcdL_lilW9jUA7iAnnIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByNWU4cGh1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--?p=Bill+Reid+the+Raven+and+the+First+Men&fr=yhs-mozilla-004&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-004 shoes for the dead: sounds neat, EW Beet: Kinda strange looking, Cat EWeston: Gotta see if I can work a lite string into it lily: wow ty cat C. Simril: i think they just made it up Nabby: fascinating EW EWeston: Its also cheap llanwydd: well, I've got to be going. see you next week Nabby: Take care llan pinholeF200: see ya llan C. Simril: by llan EWeston: BY Lian Beet: See you later, llan. shoes for the dead: see ya llan ||||||||| llanwydd departs at 10:13 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" C. Simril: who do you love will be on next week. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nite, llan! C. Simril: i've mixed it with a dr. john song and a whole lotta firesign shoes for the dead: can't wait, Cat Nabby: the Night Stalker, I mean Tripper lily: chew it C. Simril: he has that halloween persona down Nabby: he plays great piano ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Beet: Booker T had a great sound C. Simril: firesign were addicted to that song on this show Johan Amadeus Myjetski: great memphis music shoes for the dead: is he alive? Beet: Hip Hug Er Johan Amadeus Myjetski: died recently pinholeF200: He'll fly his astral plane, takes you trips around the Bay, brings you back the same day EWeston: Ran across a super hero named Procter Beet: Hired white guys for his band. shoes for the dead: I have an old cassette of McLemore Ave Nabby: Time is Tight was the first song I learned for a band pinholeF200: weren't those mostly the guys in the Blues Brothers movie? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: legend of a mind, pin, love the moo dies! C. Simril: what's that, shoes? ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Beet: Yes Beet: Syeve Cropper, Donald "Duck" Dunn shoes for the dead: Booker T album Beet: That's "Steve" pinholeF200: That's "fart", Beet shoes for the dead: cover of Abbey Road Beet: frent EWeston: Flurg C. Simril: There have been people making good music all our lives. Maybe all of everybody's lives. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: our generation had the best music... Beet: Right, Cat. There is something good from every era EWeston: Music and chanting go way back EWeston: That and telling stories pinholeF200: Sometimes it's not when the music was made, it's when I'm ready to appreciate it! shoes for the dead: the waltz was a Radical dance when it came out Johan Amadeus Myjetski: right pin! lily: and friends to show us more thanks tween and nabby ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Trues, shoes EWeston: Syncopation goes back maybe 1500 years C. Simril: begman said that about dyan in 67 C. Simril: p[in ||||||||| It's :25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Nabby inside, makes a note of the time (10:25 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. : Untouchables theme : A mysterious victim ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski plummets into the garden at 10:25 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'EWeston', just granted probation at 10:25 PM", then leaves hurriedly. : Fond memories of The Untouchables ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet inside, makes a note of the time (10:25 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. : hey what the flagnoid Nabby: KAZONK ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:25 PM, dragging lily by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" lily: hey what the flagnoid Beet: Hit the wrong button Nabby: Oh my gosh. It worked! : Wasn't a fan of The Untouchables but it was a good excuse to stay up late ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:26 PM and pinholeF200 steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Well, Beet, hold your thumb next to your line on your script Beet: Robert Stack : interesting little revolving door ||||||||| EWeston rushes off, saying "10:26 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:26 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" ||||||||| Catherwood leads EWeston into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:26 PM, then departs. Rufus_T_Firetween: hola Nabby: here they come! ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween rushes off, saying "10:27 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" EWeston: I maybe back from somewhere lily: I like to vanish every once in a while ||||||||| DJTweeny waltzes in at 10:27 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. : are we being overwhelmed by clones and bots? Nabby: you do don't you ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and C. Simril plummets into the garden at 10:27 PM. EWeston: Keeps the mystery in a relationship : .....grandfather ||||||||| Catherwood ushers shoes for the dead inside, makes a note of the time (10:27 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| "10:27 PM? 10:27 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits in front of the fireplace. DJTweeny: That was interesting... shoes for the dead: ....grandfather Johan Amadeus Myjetski: it's good day to die EWeston: Lizard overlords hacking? lily: it needs to breath Nabby: Lizards attacking? At last! EWeston: Lizardophile eh? pinholeF200: a floater up from the minors
Nabby is a lizard trapped in an alien floater's body. EWeston: Here comes the flying snakes! C. Simril: when i lived in the hills in sherman oaks, i spent a lot of time saving lizards from my cats. lily: put a leash on it shoes for the dead: i have a snake knife ready Beet: icrophone orking EWeston: Unsurporvised children will be served an espresso and a free kitten lily: nabby is sheading Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Only in the Untied Snakes EWeston: That's cold Nabby: I'm molting lily: speaker you up C. Simril: that is on the way in canada now Beet: What a molting development this is. Nabby: the smoker you get shoes for the dead: you have to molt in Canadia? lily: meld the mind EWeston: Unfortunate plumage though C. Simril: the legalization of marijuana. ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." shoes for the dead: molt the mind Nabby: red hot molting lava EWeston: Catherwood give everyone a vulcan patty melt ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a vulcan patty melt. C. Simril: we will finally join alaska, washington, oregon and california. Nabby: marijuana isn't as much fun when it's legal shoes for the dead: that's joint, Cat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This patty melt is fantastic! EWeston: Iran is talking about legalization now lily: nuh Beet: nothing to be paranoid about EWeston: Hasberry fields forever shoes for the dead: there were pot plants outside binladin's place pinholeF200: fifteen minutes of fame.... lily: nc finally plant the crop that was meant to be there EWeston: They invented being stoned there shoes for the dead: and stoning too Nabby: afghan kush - indicas EWeston: True dat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rainy Days 25 or 624 pinholeF200: everybody must get stoned Nabby: darn tootin pin Beet: only makes sense with some smoke C. Simril: would firesign have existed without thc? EWeston: Well stoning by government authority anyway Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've seen the best minds of my generation …. Nabby: who was it that said cannabis is life's hamburger helper? EWeston: Wiling or unwillingly JAM? Beet: Achizophrenia - two views lily: oh C. Simril: good one, nab shoes for the dead: government whim Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I didn't know there was a choice, E! Beet: That was good Nab pinholeF200: some of my best times are when things don't make sense Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Was that Robin Williams, Nabby? EWeston: Read robots rules of mind reading Nabby: could well be Joh - good call Beet: You think Robin did drugs? lily: what no revirbe DJTweeny: David Ozzman Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If not beet, drugs sure did Robin ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Nabby: Oh good golly gosh yes Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He did say cocaine was God's way of saying you have too much money EWeston: The devil's dandruf lily: mork juice Beet: He was the first to publicly show cocaine mania. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" pinholeF200: loved the story Robin told, true I believe, about pitcher Dock Ellis throwing a no hitter on acid shoes for the dead: Lenny Bruce EWeston: Your dog comes in and says, you all right man? lily: breath through your eyes DJTweeny: lol EW C. Simril: there is a cartoon of that, pin. look it up Nabby: never heard that one EW (dandruf) Beet: Wasn;t gis poison heroin? EWeston: Peruvian marching power was another one of his shoes for the dead: yuppers EWeston: Powder ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: More sugar, sugar sugar pinholeF200: how come when musicians make drug enhanced music, we love it, but when athletes enhance performance we hate it? Nabby: Pork?? lily: hes braggin C. Simril: we? Beet: musicians only competing with themselves EWeston: The competition is different in the two fields. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You may have something there, Beet! shoes for the dead: I say live it or live with it C. Simril: by this time next week, the blue jay's season may be over. C. Simril: or not EWeston: Stroking a keyboard is different than hitting someone Beet: How about them Mets/ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Now, what does this mean, Well, for the straight poop, let's go where I go, every morning... Nabby: gently EW Beet: barely a strones throw lily: excpt when the key get stuck ew shoes for the dead: mets is stem backwards ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' EWeston: Point Lily lily: omg lily: if I build it they will come lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Coming, Mother! ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" pinholeF200: or at least breathe hard, lily DJTweeny: Mark it on your calendar, every Sunday 6-8 ET, 3-5 PT - Radio Free Roadkill!! EWeston: That's what they said about the pryamids lily: I I I shoes for the dead: great Ashgrove show! lily: Roadkill is grand Beet: wow Nabby: Roadkill'd EWeston: Strange way to get fiber in your diet lily: the pyramids only need to see them once shoes for the dead: when in doubt, cue BookerT lily: oh I tired lol pinholeF200: kind of hard, stony, regular, pyramidal EWeston: Sum has steps Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Inside you're tan & handsome, right? Nabby: Right Zig! Beet: Excited anticipation for a new FST album lily: in my mind lily: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shoes for the dead: Thanks tween!!! EWeston: And ready to buy a new suit, or suite ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Nabby: great show Tweeny! C. Simril: thanks again, tween. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Beet: Good session. Nice to see everyone. Thenks Tween. G'Nite. : ty tweenerino lily: Beet C. Simril DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski lily Nabby pinholeF200 shoes for the dead thank and tanks and tween great ty Johan Amadeus Myjetski: merci beaucoups, DJT & everybody! EWeston: Fum timb tonicth shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! ||||||||| At 10:55 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, EWeston!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... C. Simril: off we flit. halloween show next week. pinholeF200: thanks for the jocularity Tween, thanks to all the Fireheads for making the show DJTweeny: yes indeed Cat DJTweeny: Bride with a Special Halloween Cat Collage :) DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Nabby: Later everyone & stay groovy! (Or be regrooved!) DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| C. Simril leaves at 10:57 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| DJTweeny leaves to catch the 10:57 PM train to Texas. ||||||||| At 10:57 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, pinholeF200!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... lily: great group Nabby: fine folk ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's :10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... : Anyone notice FST's influence on Johnny Carson's teatime movie sketches? ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
C. Simril
DJTweeny
EWeston
Hemlock Stones (Geniune!)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
lily
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
pinholeF200
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Topless Nurse Judy
