Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
10/15/2015

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 15, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "7:58 PM and late as usual, it's EWeston, just back from Seattle."
||||||||| At 7:58 PM, EWeston vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| DJTweeny enters at 8:14 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com'
||||||||| Catherwood leads Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 8:25 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Jefferson Airplane)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood enters with dph close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:33 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
DJTweeny: Hi dbh
dph: hello, early. I wanted to see what this is like. db
DJTweeny: first time here?
dph: yes, I heard Firesign in the 80s when I was a teen
DJTweeny: cool :)
DJTweeny: glad you could join us
DJTweeny: This is an old Jefferson Airplane album called Crown Of Creation
dph: have the stream running
DJTweeny: kewl
DJTweeny: Do you remember what the first Firesign album you heard was?
dph: "How can you Be".
dph: The cover was more bizarre than anything - political humour with Marx/Lennon.
DJTweeny: Yeah, great cover
DJTweeny: their second album
DJTweeny: Playing the first one tonight
dph: I've only recently seen the videos, I only listened with headphones
dph: It will be cool hearing
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski steals in around 8:51 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi hi hi, everyone!
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'C. Simril ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
C. Simril : what is that sound from the stream?
C. Simril : ah, airplane.
DJTweeny: Crown Of Creation
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Someone peeing right into the...
C. Simril : just finished my grateful dead collage. fellow Friscans of that era.
C. Simril : lotta great music came out of the bay aread in those days.
C. Simril : i used to play this album on my radio show in 69
||||||||| EdmundEdmund sneaks in around 8:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi, EE
DJTweeny: Hello Edmund
EdmundEdmund: .... I had no idea it was his uphonium... Oh, Hi!
DJTweeny: lol
EdmundEdmund: ...seemed to have dropped an 'e' somewhere. Hi all.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 15, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| 9:00 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
llanwydd: evening folks
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
||||||||| Catherwood leads lily in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi lily
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Lily!
C. Simril : I just got the Ossman news.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'shoes for the dead', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
shoes for the dead: Howdy
DJTweeny: Ossman news?
llanwydd: what's the ossman news
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
lily: hello all and laugh laugh tween as always thanks
shoes for the dead: seeeerio HiFi
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:01 PM, dragging Cat 2 by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
lily: lurk is a great feature ty
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
||||||||| Beet bounds in at 9:01 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: What's the Ossman buzz tell me what's happening
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: David Ossman's “STILL WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
DAVID OSSMAN >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Ossma'
Beet: Howdy all.
shoes for the dead: hey Beet
||||||||| EWeston enters at 9:02 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Beet: Hi shoes
EWeston: Muka a hay lingtoy all
Beet: Mr. EW
Cat 2: Please tell all my dear friends that I survived a heart attack last Saturday night and I’m home and recovering very quickly. A new stent at Providence Hospital and extremely fast response time from EMT here on the Island were life savers. I’m still waiting for the damn electrician! Love to all! D
shoes for the dead: hey EW
DJTweeny: oh, wow :-(
EWeston: Take care Cat 2
Beet: Wow Cat! Grateful to have you with us.
lily: oh cat so glad all is better
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Glad to hear he got the help he needed & is doing well
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and pinholeF200 falls out at 9:04 PM.
C. Simril : Cat 2 is me, that's an email i just got from Ossman.
dph: best to you Cat 2
||||||||| "9:04 PM? 9:04 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Nabby should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Nabby enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
shoes for the dead: stay well, cat2
EdmundEdmund: Glad you made it , Cat.... wait....that's someone else's line...
Nabby: He even looks like the kid.
shoes for the dead: hey Nab
C. Simril : this is very well timed, jus listening to this show.
DJTweeny: Hi pin, Nabby
Beet: Hi Nab
DJTweeny: We send him our best witches lol
EWeston: Modern medicine can be a wonderful thing, god speed David
shoes for the dead: nad Pin snuck in
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Nabby: Hey shoes, Tweeny
Nabby: Hey Beet
C. Simril : 79 year old David Ossman just had a heart attack, but had the good luck to have great medical attention soonest.
Nabby: Sup lily
Nabby: Cheers Cat, EW
EWeston: Nabster
lily: hheyyy thereee Nabby
DJTweeny: Yes, a quick response maks all the difference
DJTweeny: *makes
Nabby: heyyy
EWeston: Maks is insulted
lily: nope I'll have clover
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Nabby, Beet, shoes!
Nabby: Hey Joh
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** David Ossman at the Firesign Theatre home site - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And hi EW. Did I miss anybody?
pinholeF200: Hi Tween and everyfirebody.
Beet: Glad David is OK. I hope he gets as much rest as he can.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
shoes for the dead: hey Merl
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
EWeston: Yes,but I did too...stone me!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, pin- hi there
EWeston: Oh hi Merl
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
Nabby: Hi Merl
C. Simril : i dont know about OK, but at least he
C. Simril : still alive.
Beet: Hi Merl
pinholeF200: Was just reading the log. News could be better but thankful David is still with us.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets Merlyn
Nabby: Zup pin
DJTweeny: indeed, pin
C. Simril : there are so few Firesigns left
Beet: Hi pin
EdmundEdmund: Any day you can see yourself in a mirror is a good day.
pinholeF200: Hey Nabby, Beet
C. Simril : true ed, except for blind people
EdmundEdmund: They could always get a Braille tatoo...and read it.
shoes for the dead: that would be a good day for a blind guy tho
Nabby: Glad David O is on the mends
pinholeF200: or vampires
Beet: This is a pretty cool peice.
C. Simril : lol shoes
DJTweeny: Thanks to Cat for providing this :-)
Beet: piece
EWeston: Strange day for a vampire
DJTweeny: peice, man
Nabby: yes thanks Cat this is great
Beet: Yes, thanks Cat
C. Simril : at least somebody has all these shows.
DJTweeny: Looks like the KBOO business is much bigger than just an interview
C. Simril : just finished my Grateful Dead/Firesign collage this afternoon.
C. Simril : good to hear, Tween.
DJTweeny: in fact, not an interview at all
DJTweeny: cool, Cat
Nabby gives Cat a thumbs up.
shoes for the dead: it's not just a job it's a career
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
lily: yarth
C. Simril : i'll send you my halloween show by next week. it's long.
DJTweeny: What's the title, Cat?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Chet inside, makes a note of the time (9:13 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTweeny: Hi Chet
llanwydd: you a deadhead, cat?
shoes for the dead: watcha callin it, Cat
Nabby: Garry Owens wow.
EWeston: Gary was awesome
C. Simril : grateful firesign will come next.
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
C. Simril : the halloween show is called Who Do You Gild?
DJTweeny: interesting
C. Simril : Yes I remember Owens on the radio in LA in the 60s. He was great.
EWeston: The unkindest cut of all
shoes for the dead: Firesign on the mountain
lily: whoa
lily: mushroom clouds above my head
DJTweeny: they're nuking the Carolinas?
Merlyn: Hey all
C. Simril : not real mushrooms, lily
EWeston: Had some irregular shrooms myself today
DJTweeny: heheh
pinholeF200: howdy Merlyn
Nabby: bombs that form magic mushroom clouds?
lily: that time lapse warppyy thingy
DJTweeny: that would be a nice bomb
Cat 2: the magic mushroom days return. maybe the firesigns will write some more plays for us.
EWeston: Only in my head when I closed my eyes
Nabby: Twould indeed
lily: you are a fun great group
Nabby: yeah warpy wimey
EdmundEdmund: My eyes are only in my head when I close them, as well.
Nabby: no we're not!
DJTweeny: we love ya, lily :)
EWeston: Are too!
C. Simril : Austin seemed enchanted with chat
Nabby: oh okay *hug*
EWeston: Much molified...or modified
Nabby: bongoie?
EdmundEdmund: ... or mortified...
EWeston: As I get older I hug easier
lily: I laugh and smile at ya all
Nabby: ....or superflied
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Psuedo bozo esque
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
shoes for the dead: who's she, EW?
EWeston: No that's the bass guitar
Nabby: the only thing better than a hug is a donut
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:20 PM and late as usual, it's Zooky Fogg, just back from Billville."
DJTweeny: Hi Zooky
Nabby: Hey Zooky
lily: catherwood hug everybody please
||||||||| Catherwood hugs everybody
pinholeF200: how about being hugged while eating a donut
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
EWeston: The group I used to work with in a federal shipyard had a get to gether many hugs
shoes for the dead: Gad Zooks!
Nabby: lol shoes
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Only thing better is bologna with whipped cream, and we haven't got any
EdmundEdmund: I'd be suspicious they were after the donut.... and the hug was a ruse.
Zooky Fogg: Broad stroke hello Folks. Thanks Tween. All old and new.
lily: sea bat
EWeston: Hi Zookie
EdmundEdmund: Hi, Zooky!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Zooks
DJTweeny: Not a good day to say 'stroke', Zooky
DJTweeny: David Ossman just had one :/
Zooky Fogg: I've been hog tied in the 3D world
Nabby: an ersatz hug?
pinholeF200: The Fogg rolled in...Hi Zook
Nabby: C. Batfish, Jr.
EWeston: One now passed away was called seabat. A six foot two" frence Korean
lily: oh ew
Merlyn: I remember years ago David O. had the Balloon Angioplasty thing done.
EWeston: French
C. Simril : yeah i remember that, merl
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** David Ossman at the Firesign Theatre home site - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman
Nabby: really Merlyn
Zooky Fogg: Hey Pin, EW, Nab, Jets, and right you are DJT
lily: deb ris
Beet: Was away for a minute now back.
EWeston: A lovable pain in the ass, who we all miss
Nabby: cardio stuff blech
||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Chet - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, lily
Zooky Fogg: Good to see you, too, lily.
lily: hey zooky
shoes for the dead: Flo T Sam
Nabby: I had a great aunt Flo
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Beet: This is all very revealing.
Nabby: Flossie, actually
EWeston: Flatulence's mistake
Nabby: lol
lily: red river valley ish
Zooky Fogg: Shoes be dancing
pinholeF200: revealing....like a flimsy burnoose
C. Simril : Austin was a student of "indians" for most of his life.
shoes for the dead: toothy smile?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Fascinating insight into the early FST. Much of it is news to me
Nabby: whatever happened to flimsy bernice?
Nabby: valley so hi
Beet: Love it
shoes for the dead: it fell down
lily: flannel the new flimsy
dph: interview is great insight
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Zooky Fogg: That's a great Highwayman song, lily.
EWeston: She had wieght issues
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It got penetrated by moonlight, Nabby
lily: I made me laugh
Nabby is fondling flannel.
Nabby: I see Joh
lily: ty nabbt
DJTweeny: quite a fetish, Nabby
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lily, i just told myself a joke I hadn't heard before
shoes for the dead: better than taking yourself seriously, Lily
EWeston: Bag ribbit
DJTweeny: lol Johan
Nabby: It's become a hobby.
Zooky Fogg: any light would be good light for penetration.
Nabby displays an impressive collection of flannels.
EWeston: Rabid rabid Ptuie...rabid
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Zooky Fogg: unless your dark matter
lily: LMAS
shoes for the dead: OOH!
EWeston: She's a mutha
Nabby: dark definitely matters
C. Simril : i will resurrect my sgt. pep pills project when i return from next month's trip
lily: trip that light
Nabby: dark mater?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Nabs!
EdmundEdmund: ....especiall in photography.
EWeston: Fantastic
Zooky Fogg: Doesn't absorb or reflect?
Nabby: great stuff Cat, again
lily: its only real cause you thunked it
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Like the rising of a paisley sun...
Nabby: dark stars
Zooky Fogg: Connections are everywhere.
Merlyn: Henry Seacomb was the other Goon
Merlyn: Harry Secombe
EWeston: Only in the octorine frequencies
pinholeF200: loved working in the darkroom, watching an image appear on what had been blank paper
Nabby is bending it and moving it.
Zooky Fogg: Passes through
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, thanks Cat, for this! Much appreciated!
C. Simril : still combing the sea?
shoes for the dead: yuppers, Pin
EWeston: Ray Elington ocasionally joined in, as did the annoucer
Nabby: the chemicals, pin
pinholeF200: but I don't miss the stinky fixer solutions
Nabby: I gave my enlarger away years ago
Nabby: zactly
pinholeF200: I converted mine to a copy stand, but could still reassemble it if the fit took me
EdmundEdmund: No wonder it looks so small.
Nabby: cool!
lily: loved the winding of the film
Nabby: never thought of that
lily: film
Nabby: ahh a film winder lover
Merlyn: 3D audio!
Merlyn: I felt that truck go by
shoes for the dead: still have a 2 reel can and fastloader
lily: all dark on the
Nabby: Norman Corwin and all that is good
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: East pole
Nabby: cool shoes
lily: cool shoes
Beet: Younger folk will never know the strange universe of film technology.
DJTweeny: It would be great to have this available along with the album at the new Download Store
pinholeF200: been a long time Electrician, wire you insulate?
shoes for the dead: ouch, Pin
EWeston: Just like we do to the snakes
Nabby: what was the effect called where you flashed a light quickly while the paper was in the developing solution
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cos he forgot to wind his watch
C. Simril : solarizing
shoes for the dead: solarizing
Nabby: gave a kind of weird flaring negative effect
Nabby: ahh yes thanks
lily: so right
shoes for the dead: echo in here
EdmundEdmund: in here
Nabby: echo in here
lily: echo
EWeston: The University of Oregon had a giant antique camera. Called a cariotype I think.
shoes for the dead: ere
Zooky Fogg: I just had to put myself out.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Best photo graphic fx was pouring tea over a poloroid
Nabby: 'ere
shoes for the dead: Zook flambe?
Nabby: Bergman's title!
pinholeF200: Man Ray was known for solarized figure studies
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'mk', just granted probation at 9:40 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Zooky Fogg: Woo, my head just expanded.
shoes for the dead: the one that took the real wide pics, EW?
Nabby: Bergman is right! No ego.
DJTweeny: Hi mk
C. Simril : here's a great button. let's sew a coat on it.
DJTweeny: lol Cat
EdmundEdmund: hey mk
EWeston: I think the field was nearly 4' by 4'
Nabby: Hi [p[p[p[p[p[p[p[p[p[p[p[p[p[p;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Nabby: that was Spooky my cat
Beet: Everything you wanted to know about Electrician.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Welcome mk, we're glad you made it!
DJTweeny: Hi Spooky
EWeston: That's a pretty massive negative
Nabby: (really)
Nabby: Yeah that was funny Cat
Beet: hi mk
shoes for the dead: yuppers
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Nabby: Hi mk
Zooky Fogg: Whoops on the other end.
DJTweeny: Bergman's uncle wrote for the Marx Brothers?? Never heard that before
pinholeF200: Howdy mk
Merlyn: Al Boasberg was his uncle
Merlyn: I actually knew who he was
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Me either, djt!
DJTweeny: kewl
shoes for the dead: attacked language thats good
Merlyn: he was a script doctor in hollywood, wrote the stateroom scene in Opera IIRC
Nabby: trippy
lily: see
DJTweeny: nice, Merlyn
EWeston: Show it who's the boss, and lose
Merlyn: Also Keaton's The General
C. Simril : proctor and boasberg, doesnt have the right ring to it
lily: sea
pinholeF200: C
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Nabby: lol Cat
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That was hilarious scene
EWeston: Sik
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** David Ossman at the Firesign Theatre home site - https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Ossman
pinholeF200: Si Si
EWeston: Sikth
shoes for the dead: see?
Nabby: not commercial!
Beet: Unique in the universe.
Nabby: real comedy from the mind and heart
EWeston: I think I've seen enough
lily: salsa mit
DJTweeny: not commercial, or insane...
Zooky Fogg: Quaid just got set free by a Vermont judge after being detained crossing the border. Was brigged just down the road.
EWeston: For when you take it out of the freezer
lily: oh we get it
Nabby: I think this fox is Sikh
shoes for the dead: squeeze it and see
EdmundEdmund: yes, it's a catchy little number
EWeston: Well it is halloween time
DJTweeny: so this was done around '92
Nabby: Reagan and Bush blech
EWeston: All hail Iran contra
Nabby: lily gets it ALL - scary!
Beet: ehe End is Doom.
shoes for the dead: hey NSA guy
lily: the circle is not the only mobius
Zooky Fogg: I'm missing more than something but only a handicapp.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Can you say olliver north? I knew you could...
Nabby reveals his data.
EWeston: Armageddonouttahere
pinholeF200: be sure to show your worki
pinholeF200: work
DJTweeny: woik
EWeston: Red pencils at the ready
lily: wookee
Zooky Fogg: NSA has been looming and will loom. Shoot the drones with radio waves to disable them, or some of them.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Show your wookie what?
Nabby: Oops it's Cat's data.
shoes for the dead: no one told me there was a quiz
Zooky Fogg: Hey Mr. DJ, down me a drone.
lily: just answer c
EWeston: Use your entrencing tool!
EdmundEdmund: and me without a N0.2 pencil.
pinholeF200: goes on your Permanent Record
Merlyn: By the way: 14 minutes of lost Monty Python & the Holy Grail animation is now online
Merlyn: http://www.theverge.com/2015/10/14/9530111/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-deleted-scenes
Beet: Hand everyone a cheat sheet, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a cheat sheet.
C. Simril : data?
Zooky Fogg: The answer is 9.
Merlyn: 42
pinholeF200: thanks Merlyn, one of my faves
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hmm, Zooky, I got 17...
lily: new shirts with armpit signs
Zooky Fogg: 51 or 33
DJTweeny: Interesting that putting out albums wasn't their first priority at the beginning
Nabby: Yes Cat, all of your "details" converted into 0's and 1's. It's electric.
EdmundEdmund: I knew it! (told yaJoh...)
EWeston: My slide rule is crying
shoes for the dead: mine was an essay question
Zooky Fogg: Multiple right answers.
Nabby: armpit sigils?
EdmundEdmund: I didn't think it was 'that' essay...
lily: I don't have that many toes
Beet: Thes days, everything is a right answer. No fail.
Zooky Fogg: peanut butter and toes are good.
EdmundEdmund: That's right. Best education money can buy.
Nabby: you are your own right answer
C. Simril : it's a new record every time.
EWeston: I used to get tortured every two and half years by our test giving section.
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Cat 2 - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
shoes for the dead: but the quiz was obout history, not now
lily: wimkple wimpdom
pinholeF200: oral history?
EWeston: I can;t say that with my teeth in Lily
llanwydd: got to get to the store. I may be back in a half hour if anybody is still on
Nabby: oral roberts?
lily: lol ew
||||||||| llanwydd is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:56 PM.
Nabby: Hey llan
C. Simril : on what?
shoes for the dead: get one for me, LLan
Beet: Pick me up some chips, llan.
EWeston: Radiological control tech requal. No T&F, no fillin the blank, no multiple choice
Zooky Fogg: Go from here. Where else is there to go from. Or here.
Nabby: Pork?
lily: sug ah
EWeston: Only for good luck
EWeston: You could be beside yourself
Zooky Fogg: Cheese Booger
Merlyn: I used to program in Fortrak
Zooky Fogg: I mean burger
shoes for the dead: can't cheat like the nuke launch techs, EW?
Merlyn: or something like him
EdmundEdmund: at least you'd know where you were
Zooky Fogg: oh hell with it
EWeston: Oxymoron
DJTweeny: Electric Lady Land was done with 4-tk recorders, or so I've heard
C. Simril : not so, pa
EdmundEdmund: codine idiot
Beet: Cheese Booger is a much more interesting concept
pinholeF200: bear in mind, Eddie Kramer is a genius
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
shoes for the dead: no, I think Jimi had 16 track
Merlyn: whatever happened to that balloon guy?
EdmundEdmund: especially if served with fries
Zooky Fogg: I like this bio line you got going here. Must re listen.
EWeston: Oh I'd have a few clues on a small piece of folded paper sometimes. Some of the answers were different foe very little differrnece in the questions
lily: hot patoodies
EdmundEdmund: Catherwood, I resemble that remark.
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to EdmundEdmund and inquires "Did you want something?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
shoes for the dead: Oops, I meant the studio, Tween
||||||||| 10:00 PM: Lil jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
EWeston: Some of the practical exames were truely surrealistic
shoes for the dead: hey Lil
Nabby: Hi Lil
C. Simril : Lil
pinholeF200: evenin Lil
EdmundEdmund: well, then we don't have to say Hi Lil.
Lil: Hi gang
lily: hi lil
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Zooky Fogg: I was color blind so I couldnt be a DJ but I could do radio in a field where I needed the vision that much more.
Lil: LOL EdEd
Beet: Very special piece.
Merlyn: He's gone through regrooving
Lil: Is David ill?
lily: thank you
Merlyn: Heart attack
EdmundEdmund: and now he's hip like a zip
Zooky Fogg: Hey Lil
C. Simril : see early inthe log, lil
Lil: Oh my heavens, is he home now?
C. Simril : yes
Merlyn: I think you were right the first time, tween
Lil: I will read up when I can
Zooky Fogg: I lose a lot of money because I have trouble with greens.
EdmundEdmund: well .... if they were 'greenbacks.....sure you would.
||||||||| Outside, the 10:04 PM uptown bus from Seattle pulls away, leaving cosmology geek coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
shoes for the dead: try the reds and yellows, Zook
C. Simril : greenback flies?
DJTweeny: This track seems particularly appropriate in light of Columbus Day, er, Native American Genocide Day
DJTweeny: Hi geek
pinholeF200: ...for a hundred pounds of dollars....
shoes for the dead: hey Cosmo
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: Firesign's “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN OR SOMEONELIKE HIM” **
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Merlyn: The 1856 version of Electrician here: http://cdn.loc.gov/service/pnp/cph/3a00000/3a06000/3a06600/3a06609r.jpg
EdmundEdmund: Hi cosmo
lily: trail blazing trails already there
C. Simril : indeed, tween.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: Firesign's “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN OR SOMEONE LIKE HIM” **
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cosmology geek: coughingly here
EWeston: Had an astronomy professer who saw into ultra violet. Couldn't be a chemist because he couldn't see the right colors on litmus paper
Zooky Fogg: Just as long as they ain't hairy backs
C. Simril : great find, merl
Merlyn: EWeston, did he have replaced eye lenses?
Merlyn: plastic ones allow people to see more into UV
EWeston: No it came naturally
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln
Zooky Fogg: There are ways around it. That funny rainbow money would be hard not to notice.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I see what you mean, it's no man's land
C. Simril : speaking of astronomy, did y'all hear about strange structure discovered by hubble telescope todsay?
C. Simril : almost firesonian.
DJTweeny: nope
EWeston: He saw purple as blue
Merlyn: I worked with a guy who had 4 color receptors instead of 3
lily: make that a ten pound yen
shoes for the dead: what, cat?
DJTweeny: The extra one was paisley, Merlyn?
EWeston: Bird DNA for eyes would be wreid they have many kinds of receptors
Merlyn: I did cat
Zooky Fogg: I see some reds as orange and vice versa and yellow blends and blue can appear green and green sometimes brown.
shoes for the dead: I yen for ten pounds
Merlyn: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrachromacy#Human_tetrachromats
EWeston: Lost or gained shoes
Merlyn: shooting reds and yellows all day, eh Zooky?
Zooky Fogg: Blue as purple
EdmundEdmund: I come home late and my wife sees red.
EWeston: Man a color painting by you would be interesting
Lil: Hey did that liner say that Aries are hostile Tweeny?
Zooky Fogg: Nope, but alot of different shapes.
EWeston: Yes it does Lil
C. Simril : looks like an altered sun.
Merlyn: enchroma.com has glasses that can correct for some kinds of color blindness -- pricey though
shoes for the dead: of dollars
EWeston: I dig shapes
Zooky Fogg: I'm contemplating getting and easel. Seriously, EW.
Lil: Well that just pisses me off. I'm an Aries. :-P
Rufus_T_Firetween: Lil >>** Read about “WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wfte-ln
EWeston: Have at it, and have a good timeZook
Zooky Fogg: Right, Merlyn. I've yet to check some out first hand to see any differences.
Merlyn: The glasses are like 3-way light-based notch filters
||||||||| Catherwood leads Cat 2 into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:11 PM, then departs.
pinholeF200: my wife is an Aries, might explain a lot....
Lil: Are you pointing at me Tween?
EWeston: Their are some new interesing 2D media, monoblock pencils, water color crayons are good things to foolaround with
Cat 2: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/15/kepler-space-telescope-sp_n_8300430.html?utm_hp_ref=canada&ir=Canada
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lily - I'm a tropical Aries, but a sidereal Pisces
shoes for the dead: start with an eas a and work yourself up,zook
lily: oils
Merlyn: I'm working on a game that has one puzzle based on color blindness
DJTweeny: Lil, that link answers your question
Zooky Fogg: It's a cones issue where the eye itself goes, I believe.
Merlyn: reverse color blindness actually -- you need to be color blind to see it
Lil: I like crayons
EWeston: I'm a Sagitarius with lots of stuff in sagitarius.
Lil: Just kidding Tweeny old man
lily: me too lil
lily: the smell so good
DJTweeny: :-)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I always liked sandalwood
lily: home range
Beet: What is a "meldy hat"?
Zooky Fogg: I'll seriously have to check out the mediums.
C. Simril : people with the mettaly hats in walls, images from a bad trip bergman had during a show.
Lil: There are a bunch of adult coloring groups on FB where you can download some really interesting designs to color
EWeston: Got a set of those Lil. The white can actually make an area white
pinholeF200: my digital meter has an ohm range
Zooky Fogg: Maybe not paint. Or at first, anyway.
shoes for the dead: that color was in the big box,Jo
Nabby: Must head out -best to you all! Good to see you & stay groovy!
C. Simril : by nab
Beet: Nite, Nab
EdmundEdmund: Bye, Nabs
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nite, Nabby!
Merlyn: have a sock, nobby
DJTweeny: be groovy, Nabby
pinholeF200: see ya Nab
lily: night nite nabby
shoes for the dead: see ya Nab
EWeston: Kol ni Kor(sp) has a 12 color set for about seven busks. They are water soluble as well
Lil: Night you guys have a good weekend
Zooky Fogg: I'm going with the crazy artist angle either way. It's the one I know the best.
EWeston: BY nab
Zooky Fogg: Later, Nab.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love the ol' 3rd red eye...
shoes for the dead: nitie, Lil
lily: hey hey zook I am the carzy
pinholeF200: later Lil
Lil: I
Beet: See ya, Lil
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nite,lily
lily: join the group
EWeston: Please yourself, or try to is as good a way to go as there is
EdmundEdmund: *pulls up chair to watch Nabby tossed*
Lil: I'm not going anywhere LOL
EWeston: Next dwarf tossing
lily: me either
C. Simril : My Jays won their division lastg night, most spectacular game.
Zooky Fogg: Carzy & Crazy. Souds like a team.
lily: it jumped right outta the permafrost
EWeston: Mad car modifiers
Zooky Fogg: Throw in a Zarky.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Catherwood, give everyone some… sugar cures...
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone some… sugar cures.
Zooky Fogg: Zycar from Bloomdale
shoes for the dead: tastes like pork
EWeston: Any body got anything for an acid stomach
Lil: I take the sugar cure all the time
EWeston: groovy
shoes for the dead: peace baby
Zooky Fogg: a little white chalk, EW.
C. Simril : Proably had a different meaning in the Leary household.
EdmundEdmund: lol.....Tim.... or Denis?
Zooky Fogg: Ryzac from Colchester.
C. Simril : Tiny Dr. Tim is based on Tim Leary
EWeston: Got a pepto bismal drip under the sink
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: leave the boy alone & let him enjoy the war
lily: lol ed
Zooky Fogg: Suddenly I crave coleslaw.
C. Simril : they wrote this when RFK was still alive
shoes for the dead: what is Cole's Law?
pinholeF200: it will all be worked out by Federal Medicators
Zooky Fogg: Normal is nothing but a condition of the majority.
EWeston: Something about cabbage rites
Beet: Everything paisley
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nabby - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
lily: regrove ed
pinholeF200: Normal is a setting on a dryer
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I still like paisley….
Zooky Fogg: Cole's Law is non applicable here.
pinholeF200: Depression is a type of glassware often found at estate sales
Zooky Fogg: right, pin
EWeston: I think there's still a pasiley shirt in the closet
C. Simril : paisely is good. parsely is better.
lily: it has come backs
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: McLuhan reference?
EWeston: It doesn't iron well though
lily: move that tree
pinholeF200: Dementia is Fester Addams' girlfriend
Lil: I have some of that- Depression
Beet: Inspiring
C. Simril : dementia is nobody's girlfriend.
lily: book bound
Zooky Fogg: I like magnet shavings with my salad.
EWeston: Perspiring
shoes for the dead: take some Fukital, Lil
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I ready for 3 new words in Turkish
Beet: A friend of mine called this "The Paranoid Side".
EWeston: No taffy?
Lil: good advice shoes
shoes for the dead: expirating
lily: towel
Cat 2: Ankara, Istambul,
Zooky Fogg: Badoink
EWeston: Watch out for the pigs
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Istambul to Constantinople bus is a time machine
shoes for the dead: which zone is that?
C. Simril : Istambul was Constantinople.
pinholeF200: boarder
shoes for the dead: to the Greeks
Zooky Fogg: Bad oink
C. Simril : blame it on the Turks
EWeston: Inclusion
Lil: I love that song- Constantinople
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Zooky Fogg: Gratinko
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love TheyMightBeGiants
shoes for the dead: yuppers,Lil
C. Simril : have you noticed its similarity to "Puttin on the Ritz?"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: yep.
Zooky Fogg: It's Cube Twister
shoes for the dead: here?
pinholeF200: music for crackers
Zooky Fogg: Zero G Twister
EdmundEdmund: or Andy griffith's "Puttin' it on the Ritz"...
Lil: I can shout, don't hear me
Zooky Fogg: Good Cracker, Ope
Cat 2: Sttrange Fruit?
lily: humm dinger
EWeston: Mr. Spock sings the Beattles
shoes for the dead: rippin on the putz
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I spell my name 'dinger'
Cat 2: no one could exceed Shatner's "singing"
Zooky Fogg: That would be a trick, EW.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol, shoes!
Lil: There's a remedial spelling class next door...
EWeston: He did at least one. No beat to it
EdmundEdmund: cuz he's a "Rock It" Man
pinholeF200: an index to metal demangement
lily: thanks a lung
Zooky Fogg: IS Nimoy back again?
shoes for the dead: a class to spell one word?
EWeston: I 'm still trying to forget that Cat
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Many witches in the 'spelling' class?
Lil: lol Lily
pinholeF200: which witch do you wish?
C. Simril : must be the season of the witch.
lily: you spell that with a B
Lil: A few can even spell levitate Jam
EWeston: I think Willian did a version of MacArthor Park
Zooky Fogg: You havent seen the last of him or the first.
lily: but with about the middle
Beet: I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall while they were recorded this.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Must be, C
EWeston: He seems to be on J Men Forever
Zooky Fogg: there are 3 2's in thew english langyage. Write it right. I chaleenge you. It's an anomaly of the written language.
shoes for the dead: easy as a bridge!
EWeston: Or a Kv
EdmundEdmund: two to's too?
lily: theo saurus
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Shatner's Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds was an aural travesty of little equal in the histrionics of the recording industry
DJTweeny: lol
EWeston: Many intelligent people spell incorrectly
lily: selectric
DJTweeny: it hurts just imagining it, Johan
Cat 2: i've never heard a bad version of Witch.
Cat 2: true jam.
Zooky Fogg: But have it say correctly "there are 3 2's in the english language"
EWeston: My ears still cringe JAM
Beet: Truman Capote impression
Zooky Fogg: Can't be done.
Beet: Stockholm syndrome
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A stock Holmes sin - drone?
Zooky Fogg: As it sounds out in the question, it can't be done by the rules of.
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: THAT'D BE COCAIGNE
C. Simril : elementary
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cosmology geek - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
shoes for the dead: ailementary
EWeston: Partycals
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: sorry for the inadvertent caps lock
Beet: Where can I find a nice topless nurse?
Zooky Fogg: 17
shoes for the dead: my ears are ringing
EdmundEdmund: at the headless hospital?
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: well answer them, shoes
EWeston: At nursing class, there may be a test though
Zooky Fogg: I'm nice. I'm topless. But not a nurse. Just a janitor.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: a careful prostheitic
lily: bottomless and nice not a nurse
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: from nurse to worse - 3 stooges title
pinholeF200: Red Robin has bottomless fries
EWeston: Professional or amatuer
Beet: Training not necessary
Zooky Fogg: I got plenty of bottom.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A sub-woofer, Zooks?
EWeston: I doubled my bottom last week
Zooky Fogg: For the fries to clarify
lily: and nothings plenty for me
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:45 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Elmertown."
Zooky Fogg: I run my TV on potatoes
llanwydd: what a triumphant debut for fst
shoes for the dead: didja get my soda, Llan?
EWeston: Lian the excitements almost over
Lil: Hey there llan
llanwydd: no, sftd. just vodka
pinholeF200: what about my Cheese Whiz?
EdmundEdmund: oh, hey......welcome back and that fluff, llan
shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween and Cat!
C. Simril : welcome back, llan
EWeston: Gut fun..or else!!!
Merlyn: thanks tween and cat for the great shoe
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: THANKS< THANKS THANKS Tween! And to all a god night!
Zooky Fogg: Whoops. Quick. Thanks Tween. Enjoy all. Later or later.
Beet: This was quite fun and even educational. Thanks everyone. Thanks, Tween. G'Nite.
pinholeF200: Thanks Tween was a gas gas gas
||||||||| At 10:46 PM, EWeston dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
DJTweeny: Thanks again, Cat
Lil: Happy trails back everyone
Merlyn: tween, when the audio is up, put an announcement on the firesign page so people can hear the interviews about WFTE
lily Beet C. Simril EdmundEdmund Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil lily llanwydd Merlyn pinholeF200 shoes for the dead Zooky Fogg thanks for the laughter and tween and cat grand
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm feeling a lot of love in this room right now….
Lil: Neat show dear Tweeny
EdmundEdmund: .....but he just showed up with vodka....
llanwydd: I remember austin saying he was very surprised that WFTE sold as many copies as it did
C. Simril : next time we chat, canada should have a new government. a wondrous thing
llanwydd: but that album, as I said, is a triumphant debut
Lil: Yes thanks to the Cat
||||||||| At 10:48 PM, pinholeF200 rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
EdmundEdmund: all hail the cat
lily: catherwood hugs for all please
||||||||| Catherwood ignores lily
Cat 2: we do what we can.
llanwydd: when I was a restaurant manager back in the 80s in RI, I used to play the grateful dead every sunday night on the radio
Lil: LOL
EdmundEdmund: that's an odd place for a poker game
llanwydd: there was a college radio station in kingston, RI that played 3 hours of the Dead every sunday night
llanwydd: that's why I know every grateful dead song even though I'm not exactly a deadhead
C. Simril : after you listen to my 43 min halloween show, you'l probably retract all praise.
C. Simril : as i said, it's LONG
llanwydd: the radio show was called "Help On the Way"
C. Simril : great title, llan
llanwydd: and before that I had a younger deadhead friend who nearly got me sick of the Dead
llanwydd: I was a longtime Yeshead. but I got to like the Dead eventually
C. Simril : i'll tell my grateful dead story when my dead/firesign collage is played
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
||||||||| Around 10:52 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| "Hey DJTweeny!" ... DJTweeny turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:52 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
C. Simril : off we flee
llanwydd: funny, cat. a friend of mine in RI had a brother who was both a Deadhead and a Firehead
Lil: C yall, nite
llanwydd: I used to think, those two sensibilities don't meet, but...
C. Simril : if you don;t know about it already, stay tuned for my graeful firesign show. austin wrote a flick for the dead.
EdmundEdmund: Oh NO you're leaving. g'nite Lil
llanwydd: oh, is everybody leaving just because I came back?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
C. Simril : off we fly
||||||||| C. Simril leaves at 10:53 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
llanwydd: fly away
llanwydd: we can fly from here
EdmundEdmund: llan, if I was you, I'd resemble that remark.
llanwydd: into the sky thats clearing
Cat 2: yep
Lil: That's it llan lol
||||||||| Cat 2 leaves at 10:54 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Lil: 'Night Eddie
EdmundEdmund: ...fine. No vodka. Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside EdmundEdmund and inquires "Did you want something?"
llanwydd: I do resemble it
EdmundEdmund: .....toss me.
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| mk - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: I just hope some of you are going to stay
llanwydd: Catherwood, get me a life
||||||||| Catherwood gets llanwydd a life.
llanwydd: lol
Lil: Wish I could but got to go tonight
Lil: Take care all
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: nite
||||||||| At 11:03 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the yaws
||||||||| EdmundEdmund - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| lily - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Lil - dead from measles
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat 2
cosmology geek
C. Simril
DJTweeny
dph
EdmundEdmund
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
lily
llanwydd
Merlyn
Nabby
pinholeF200
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Zooky Fogg

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