||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 08, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny gets out at 7:53 PM. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET ** You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween steals in around 8:29 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Currently playing: warm up music (Joni Mitchell) Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski falls out at 8:35 PM. DJTweeny: Hi Johan DJTweeny: good to see you here early :) Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love Tom Scott era Joni Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hard to get home in time, but it is good to be here! DJTweeny: Yeah, some good tuneage DJTweeny: The album is called Chalk Mark In A Rain Storm DJTweeny: 1988 DJTweeny: Chalk Mark in a Rain Storm - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm DJTweeny: personnel - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm#Personnel DJTweeny: Doesn't looks like Tom Scott's band Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He may have been gone by then DJTweeny: lots of good people on the album though Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Looks almost like a duet albums ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston disembarks at 8:47 PM. DJTweeny: Hi EW Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, E! EWeston: Hey Tweeny and hey that'smyjetski EWeston: Been watching the GOP meltdown. Buy popcorn futures DJTweeny: lol DJTweeny: a Sanders-Trump debate would be a Two Tubber EWeston: Anti government works! Who knew? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Two tele tubbers, lmo EWeston: Well Maddow is the question giver for the NBC dabate Johan Amadeus Myjetski: imo DJTweeny: George Bush compained about Big Government, and then when he took officer oversaw the largest expansion of government in history ||||||||| "8:51 PM? 8:51 PM!!" says Catherwood, "lily should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as lily enters and sits in the comfy chair. DJTweeny: Hi lily EWeston: Well a well informed population could save us. Know where to find one? lily:DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski hello oh and thanks Tweeie no clowns in here EWeston: Lilster lily: Hi tween great music again DJTweeny: Chalk Mark in a Rain Storm - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Truman said repubs weren't bad people, it's just that they won't tell you what they're going to do DJTweeny: they lie, even ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Cat ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... lily: yeah been lurkin DJTweeny: unlike the Democrats ;) DJTweeny: Hey Cat EWeston: Hey Cat ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi lily, hi Cat ||||||||| Catherwood leads Beet inside, makes a note of the time (8:54 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Beet: Evening Tween, Cay, EW, JAM, and lily. How is everyone? DJTweeny: Hi Beet Cat : Hi folks Beet: Read "Cat" for "Cay" lily: hi ca t and beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Beet! Twotones through the floorboards? ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! EWeston: Spend a week or a day on media matters. Find a democratic equivilent in missinformation lily: all snakes Cat : OK Beet: Some kind of off-beat Joni to start the night. EWeston: Where'd that Beet come from DJTweeny: Chalk Mark in a Rain Storm - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm DJTweeny: Off-beet, get it? Cat : My fellow Saskatchewanian Beet: My birthplace in the Ether Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We got the beet, yeah we got the the beet EWeston: The dark beet. vera vera mysterious ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'pinholeF200', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Beet: can't beet it DJTweeny: Hi pin Cat : Pin Beet: Hi pin Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Jola, Pin! pinholeF200: hey Tween, Cat, Beet EWeston: the graphic whole arrives pinholeF200: howdy JAM and all Fireheads Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've got a whole in me pocket EWeston: I'm Hyden. lily: they make liners for that ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: is it black? lily: darn it darn it ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 08, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Beet: JAM, you mean loke Ringo? lily: hellloooo Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yep! ||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM crosstown bus from Flint pulls away, leaving shoes for the dead coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Nabby in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. EWeston: This could effect the space time continum, or not DJTweeny: Hi shoes ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Nabby: Pork? shoes for the dead: Howdy Beet: Hi shoes, Nab lily: hi nabby EWeston: Chuse and Nabby DJTweeny: Hi Nabby Cat : Nab shoes for the dead: tastes like it, Nab lily: hi shooe Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nabbster, shoes, hows it going? Nabby: Cheers lily & Beet Nabby: Hey shoes Nabby: Greets Joh & Cat & Ew lily: banana spice latte Nabby: Who's that? Tweeny! Beet: Doesn't evryone miss Osama's "Death To America" rants? pinholeF200: hey shoes, Nab Nabby: Hi pin Nabby: Love the NPR stuff Beet: Hi down there ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bosco Hearn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room. shoes for the dead: how does he make his voice do that? Beet: Hi Bosco Nabby: Hi over and down there EWeston: Reverb shoes for the dead: hey Bosco Cat : Bpsco DJTweeny: Hi Bosco ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: Firesign's “EAT OR BE EATEN” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u EAT OR BE EATEN >> https://laugh.com/product/firesign-theatre-eat-or-be-eaten-cd/' shoes for the dead: renoun Nabby: Hi Bosco Nabby: Where every 1 is named Bill-bo Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln lily: whats yer pets name Bosco Hearn: Hello! I'm glad we made it! Beet: I think they were the first ones to do the living inside a video game theme. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mine's Sunshine Superdog, a Donovan reference Nabby: What? ||||||||| "9:06 PM? 9:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lil should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lil enters and sits in the comfy chair. EWeston: Underbugjet and overwhelmed DJTweeny: Hi Lil shoes for the dead: hey Lil Nabby: Hi Lil, it's your night lily: sugar rush Beet: Evenin/ Lil Cat : Lil pinholeF200: hey Lil lily: hey lil EWeston: My cat usually goes by Onyx EWeston: And hiagh Lil Lil: Hi kiddos Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This was pre Tron, wasn't it? shoes for the dead: my cat is Kasut, Indonesian for Boots DJTweeny: let me look it up Cat : shoes, boots Beet: Tron was 1982 ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Petesellers gets out at 9:08 PM. Cat : this is later, i think DJTweeny: Ugust 1981 Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It's a town without pity Cat : Pete DJTweeny: Hi Pete DJTweeny: *August ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" shoes for the dead: hey pete Cat : i was wrong pinholeF200: evenin' Pete Lil: Is everybody gppd? EWeston: Most mythological dogs who guard the gates to the dead are called spot. Beet: Hi Pete ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Peter! Nabby: This had to be 90s Lil: That would be good lool lily: its magical manic ||||||||| Outside, the 9:10 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Johnny Dollar coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. DJTweeny: Augst 1981, Nabby EWeston: JD shoes for the dead: hey jD Johnny Dollar: hack hack hello all Cat : Hi $ Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So it WAS pre tron Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi $! pinholeF200: hi jodo Nabby: Ahhh I see Tween ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Beet: Yo Johnny lily: la tea so da DJTweeny: sounds like I need to boost the gain on these tracks Lil: Got a sore throat Johnny? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Ralph into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:12 PM, then departs. Ralph: wow, this stuff is really good DJTweeny: Hi Ralph shoes for the dead: and even Ralph lily: he took it in the cannollis EWeston: Its really great shit Beet: Hi Raph Ralph: Edible Wrecks Garage hahahahahahaha Nabby: my gamemaking pals hate this track when I play it hehe Nabby: wimpy's Lil: Please Tweeny Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is the room ready for Ralph? Nabby: Hey Ralph Ralph: hiya, friends.......... pinholeF200: park and lock it Lil: Hiya Ralphie Cat : mr spoilsport Johnny Dollar: funky connection I hear a whine... Ralph: a substandard compact lily: it floats ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! DJTweeny: OK, that's the best I can do on the gain shoes for the dead: surviving consumers EWeston: Volkswagon offices are being raided today Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's a lot better DJT DJTweeny: wow, don't know how that extra track got in there :/ Cat : odd that the flick eobe is completely different from this Ralph: is nothing sacred Nabby: sounds good Tween Lil: The video with this title is on youtube Johnny Dollar: 'at's 'etter tween Ralph: mucho besserer Cat : ew, isnt that a scene from breaking bad? Nabby: Reconnect Johnny D? shoes for the dead: right, Cat DJTweeny: Think I need to do some diagnostics on my music box Lil: Better Tweeny thanks Nabby: ahh good shoes for the dead: can't wait to se it again Ralph: now THAT is interactive radio at its best pinholeF200: I can turn audio up at this end, I have a Zeppelin Chip Ralph: give me librium, or give me meth! lily: option 5 Beet: lol Raplph Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Re-soul for you, shoes? Ralph: an Airhead Light for me, thanks Cat : babylon 6 ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:18 PM and SidFudd waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Nabby: hit troll with axe SidFudd: So...I hope everybody bought the Laugh.com CD of "Eat or Be Eaten" Cat : fudd. lotsa folks here tonight ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" DJTweeny: catherwood, please give everone an Airhead Light ||||||||| Catherwood gives everone an airhead light. Beet: Holy Fudd Nabby: Hi SidF EWeston: Only improbably Cat shoes for the dead: hey Sid DJTweeny: Hi Sid, how ya doin'? lily: 7 days in May Cat : guess cuz none of my pieces are being broadcast DJTweeny: Hi Johnny shoes for the dead: yuppers, Jam Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love that film, Lily Nabby: piece & love Cat ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Johnny Dollar: Fudd lily: its yellow DJTweeny: 7 Days In May is one great movie SidFudd: "Eat or Be Eaten" the Cinemax version unfortunately belongs to HBO who never license anything ever Nabby: was it a musical? SidFudd: ...so we're probably never going to get to re-release that ourselves on DVD Nabby: ; ) EWeston: It's in everybodies eggs Nabby: wink SidFudd: ...which is too bad, it's really funny and quite different from the LP SidFudd: ...so is it on YouTube yet? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: One of the scaiest film, djt DJTweeny: That's a drag, Sid :/ Cat : you would know,fudd ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" shoes for the dead: it was, Sid Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Scariest Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln Lil: It's been on you tube for years Cat : hows the dvd coming along? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Learning three new words in Java Nabby: The dance scene Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas do....wow! DJTweeny: lol Nabby: who knew? pinholeF200: next week Java will update and those three words will be gone... ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! SidFudd: Can I post photos here? If not I'll just put something up on YouTube SidFudd: ...er, Facebook Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Pin! ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Lonesome Beetnik into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:23 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: You can post whatever links you like, Sid DJTweeny: Hi Beetnik Nabby: Welcome Lonesome shoes for the dead: hey Lones Cat : nik Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, Lonesome! Beet: Another Beet(nik)! Welcome EWeston: Crazy man crazy lily: honl the horn at the bridge Lonesome Beetnik: hellooo Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln SidFudd: Can everyone see this thing I just posted? https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr=p Ralph: geez this is so good pinholeF200: hey LB lily: hello lone Beet: Just the type of insanity that pervades the gun nuts Johnny Dollar: Beat or be beaten nik EWeston: Ammosexuals in certain places DJTweeny: That just opens FB for me, Sid ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Beet: lol EW Ralph: have another hit Cat : amazing, fudd Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sitting at work, a customer walked up and said her name was Melanie Haber. I had to excuse myself and go to the bathroom lily: lol ew DJTweeny: lol Johan EWeston: A particulary verolent type of troll shoes for the dead: hahaha, Johan Nabby: Pyrosexuals Cat : good one, joh EWeston: Protecting American guns, from Americans Nabby: I've gone to that bathroom Joh Ralph: did you return and say, "did you say, Audrey Farber?" lily: Betty Jo Bealaski Ralph: we're colonizing another assteroid Johnny Dollar: Sid the link doesn't work for me lily: balloon bread EWeston: Purtie blue skys on Pluto lily: ya gotta be friends SidFudd: Go to Facebook and look for "Taylor Jessen" shoes for the dead: we'll have the chance to weaponize it later, Ralph Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, Ralph, i did call her Nancy, though ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cos everyone knew her as Nancy lily: speak in bronx Johnny Dollar: Thanks got it now Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sprecht Englisch, troops! ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" EWeston: Sounds like a personal propblem EWeston: Ohh Bobby Nabby: lol Ralph: unbelievable Nabby: great cut Ralph: the love duet from Car Wash LOFL Lil: Each one signed by someone lol ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" shoes for the dead: art of the insane Nabby: Mr. Leonardo's - video version https://youtu.be/M4k23EYlv4c lily: don't cha know EWeston: And well named, who ever he,or she is Beet: I love art of the insane Cat : does this still work? pinholeF200: dry white toast, four whole fried chickens and a coke DJTweeny: I need st play some XM Radio stuff Ralph: does my state have active consumer fraud statutes? Nabby: what Cat? Cat : i typed something that went red and wasnt posted DJTweeny: *to play Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Art of the inane SidFudd: Sad-Eyed Hoboes Roasting Crying Orphans Nabby: ohhhh Cat : isnt the xm stuff supposed to be pay-to-hear? EWeston: My favorite Fudd
Nabby wants this game made lily: spin the firesign? Ralph: parched by thirst EWeston: Never get drunk with a perch Cat : hard to be parched by anything else DJTweeny: Would be very cool is there was a EOBE video game :) Nabby: jump on the giant joystick boing! Cat : i'm surprised bergman and ted bonnet didnt produce this as a game. ||||||||| llanwydd tiptoes in around 9:38 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Nabby: I have thought about it more than once Tween llanwydd: howdy Cat : heir Pyst sold quite well DJTweeny: Hi Llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If a bird gets drunk on its perch... I can't finish this lily: nabby make the game shoes for the dead: llan! Nabby: Cat indeed? Cat : llan Cat : their Nabby: Hi llan Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Llan, evening llanwydd: how's everybody? Beet: Yo Llan Cat : you dont know about Pyst, nab? Nabby: Kickstarter lily DJTweeny: excellent idea, Nabby ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Petesellers - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Bosco Hearn - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Nabby: oh yes oh my yes Cat - been gaming since the 70's Ralph: that is effing hilarious Nabby: Myst "parody" llanwydd: where does fst get their background music? Nabby: did you ever play it? I never did SidFudd: If ANYONE knows about a small, up-and-coming video game company that wants to make a game out of "Eat or Be Eaten" or "Danger in Dreamland", PLEASE let me know Ralph: a rich brew of revolting ferment Cat : they make it themselves, or buy it. DJTweeny: Sid would know llanwydd: I thought it was "revolting vermin" SidFudd: Good news, the FiresignTheatre.com download store should be coming online at last in the next few months, grid willing Cat : what is danger in dreamland, fudd DJTweeny: Cool, Sid :) SidFudd: On the to-do list are downloadable versions of: SidFudd: The Rhino "We're Doomed" trilogy shoes for the dead: Great, Sid! SidFudd: Fools in Space Beet: Great news S F SidFudd: A nice sampler version of "Duke of Madness Motors", kinda a triple-LP-length thing Cat : people will love that EWeston: The mice are singing The International outside SidFudd: The Magic Mushroom plays - restored from the best available sources! SidFudd: The Bergman Memorial video DJTweeny: nice :) Cat : finally! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sid Phd, great idea SidFudd: A compilation of Pete & Phil's bits for the syndicated "Hot News" series circa 1977, "The Proctor Bergman Report" SidFudd: Ossman's Audiola, I hope Nabby: great idea Tween SidFudd: llanwyd - which background music exactly? I might be able to ID some cuts Cat : Audiola was many shows, eh, Fudd? pinholeF200: a guaranteed hourly hour Nabby: Pants 'em! llanwydd: well, sid, I was thinking of the music on this one Lil: Could I download a t-shirt? Cat : ossman's radio show from everett Nabby: Audiola was nifty SidFudd: "Danger in Dreamland" is a video game Austin wrote - Nick Danger has to solve a murder mystery inside Dreamland Studios in Hollywood SidFudd: The game engine would generate a different murder suspect every time lily: lol lil ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" llanwydd: sounds cool Cat : sounds intriguing, fudd Ralph: you could get me to believe that was real Nabby:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myst ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: from the DOMM Hour Hour Broadcasts “PANTS THE BOURGEOISIE” ** 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ' Nabby:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyst EWeston: Rocky in the aviary with an anchovie Lil: lol Lily SidFudd: There were lots of Audiola shows, but we'd focus on releasing the Firesign interview shows where he talked to Austin & Proctor & Bergman (plus the one where he played Tirebiter) Lil: The last reel? lily: rodent track Nabby: Neato SidF Cat : was Still waiting for the Electrician an audiola? Nabby: mouse skeeters Cat : i bought it as a cassette from Otherworld EWeston: Rodent stalk llanwydd: I haven't heard "still waiting" SidFudd: I spent untold hours identifying all the record cues they used in "Radio Hour Hour" and "Dear Friends" and "Let's Eat" and finally I made a couple of mix CDs using those cuts - I hope everybody found them SidFudd: I hid them on the "Duke of Madness Motors" promotional website Nabby: Ossman-World SidFudd: Here are links: shoes for the dead: sneeky rat Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rodents talk Cat : i/m sure tween will play it eventuallyh lily: stalkin vermon Nabby: very shneeky yesh SidFudd:http://www.footnoteconspiracy.com/domm-promo/Hi%20I%27m%20Les%20Thompson.mp3 Nabby: stalkin vermooth Beet: Mysticism EWeston: That one's disguised as a pumpkin SidFudd:http://www.footnoteconspiracy.com/domm-promo/Chugoku-Chiho%20no%20Komoriuta.mp3 llanwydd: I was wondering if they pay royalties for the music they use or do pay once for the use of a background cd or something like that lily: vodka stalls Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thinking of raising the level of my home with chinchillas. ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! shoes for the dead: kiosk lily: that would start any engine Nabby: Myst and Doom 2 were the best selling games of that year - Doom changed the game biz (shooters) - Myst really didn't llanwydd: I always took that as "raze" the level of your home which I think is hilarious Nabby: unfortunately EWeston: Get some of those bicycle clips for your pants llanwydd: maybe that's just my imagination Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Banana bikes llanwydd: what? SidFudd: llanwydd - no, never! Heh, heh. In "Duke of Madness Motors" I tried to edit down all the cues to something fragmentary, something that would just serve as a bumper. Nabby: Pork? EWeston: Mobile home flies Lil: good one ll EWeston: Lands badly Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Maybe you left your cues in the cellophane too long shoes for the dead: upwardly mobile flies SidFudd: "The Duke's Duet" from Il Schizophreno always killed me llanwydd: well, I made a radio play fifteen years ago and used background music that I only had to pay for once llanwydd: no royalties Nabby: fly, be free Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol shoes! EWeston: A gold standard in flies SidFudd: On the DVD, you'll finally get to hear Proctor deliver a few bars from that aria! pinholeF200: has four wheels and flies Nabby: mr too SidF Nabby: rr SidFudd: EWeston: Terry keeps his clips on! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv EWeston: He may have done it once live, at Oregon EWeston: Ank you V Stanishawl shoes for the dead: seems like they did it at one show I saw, EW EWeston: Mid seventies tour ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." shoes for the dead: no then SidFudd: Did anybody buy "Cassette Chronicles" in 1980? Cat : i have it Nabby: passed SidF wish I hadn't ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Cat : used a piece of it on my firesign/steely dan collage. SidFudd: That's something we've got that we could conceivably put in the download store - it's so topical to the 1980 Presidential campaign, but it's worth it to hear they COMPLETELY SLANDER Reagan in the last episode llanwydd: never heard of cassette chronicles Nabby: excellent SidF Cat : "they dont give a fuck about anybody else" from Show Biz Kids mixed with the loujdly swearing phils at the end of Campaign EWeston: Procter shrieked, spun about shreiked again, and then made stabbing motions as he whirled about. Very manic Nabby: great Ralph: a Japanese logger? llanwydd: proctor was always the most manic of the four Cat :tweeny was worried the station would get in trouble Cat : still is, llan lily: vape it DJTweeny: It's OK if it's not swearing just to swear, like Dice Clay ;) DJTweeny: F & S here and there OK llanwydd: never liked clay Ralph: you don't want to start a foir, do you? llanwydd: foir ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llanwydd: we didn't start the foir EWeston: Not sure where the key goes Ralph: Smokier the Bear
Nabby flips his lid llanwydd: fumer the behrt shoes for the dead: after the clef sigh Cat : great gary snider poem shoes for the dead: sign SidFudd: ...at the Guernsey fair...I detect the El Supremo... Ralph: Gary Snyder Nabby: every good boy deserves fudge Cat : did you hear my deputy steely dan has no friends collages, fudd? EWeston: Put yer adinoids into it man! Beet: Hello NSA guy EWeston: Noce hat Nabby: great big dogs fight animals ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Cat : i turned that line into dreamo cigar ad from Max Morgan, Crime Cabby SidFudd: Cat: no, ALREADY LAUGHING at that description lily: it was great fudd Ralph: very realistic
Nabby moons the NSA in Java Ralph: mmmm, unidentified rat parts shoes for the dead: tastes like pork EWeston: Desert flee! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yay, Nabby! You go girl! lily: part of the information is now in the loop Nabby: bits of it Ralph: Nabby, I didn't know you liked astronomy! SidFudd: Wait, tonight's chat is ALSO supposed to be about the Radio Hour Hour episode "Pants the Bourgeouisie"? Hmm, what trivia can I share lily: nano nabby Nabby: the Order of the Cosmos Ralph, the Music of the Spheres Nabby: nabbo nanny SidFudd: First of all, everyone should find a copy of the Devil's Anvil album "Hard Rock from the Middle East" which they played a cut from during that show Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And the Lost Chord, Nabby! Nabby: what? wait a minute! llanwydd: ever had beouf bourgeouisie? great with pearl onions lily: tingle bells SidFudd: specifically this cut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho5pv8lZxgY Nabby: never could find it Joh, you? Ralph: a roll of honor! Nabby: I though it was C flat 97 Beet: Remember when TV's WEREN'T color? SidFudd: Bergman reads from Aleister Crowley "777 Revisited" SidFudd: Proctor reads from The Urantia Book EWeston: In a maple icling clef ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." SidFudd: Bergman reads from Olaf Stapledon Last and First Men Cat : yhes beet SidFudd: Ossman reads from Black Elk Speaks Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Actually, I did, but I only got back with two notesof it lily: oh we are better than that SidFudd: Proctor reads from Terry Southern "The Magic Christian" Nabby: great stuff SidF lily: spaldine EWeston: You get the spald knife and we'll meet on side D shoes for the dead: What? Beet: I'm turning on non-Firesign people to "Boomers On A Bus" DJTweeny: Good for you, Beet :) Cat : Christian reads from Terry Southern's The Magic Proctor Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw EWeston: Yah I got someone to look at that. A good response later lily: half an ine is better than ew Beet: Bench, sorry EWeston: OK I knew that Cat : Robert Benchley was never sorry, when he could be funny lily: whistle moorse Nabby: Cat lol shoes for the dead: bench on a bus? Johnny Dollar: I think we're all boomers in this bus pinholeF200: go to Jeans North, where nothing fits Nabby: Agree Cat (Benchley) lily: seven heaven EWeston: I go to REI, where the socks are expensive Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So right, Johnny D, so right Ralph: I'll take the bag pinholeF200: Haven't been to REI for years, will go soon as I'm running out of Strike Anywhere matches Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Look inside, mr. Ralph Nabby: I'm of the Steve Jobs gen - sort of the afterboomers Ralph: yeah Johnny shoes for the dead: shock waver DJTweeny: lol @ afterboomers Johan Amadeus Myjetski: When boomers wee bongers... Nabby: you know Tween? Ralph: the Magic Bowl Movement Ralph: the hanging judge DJTweeny: Nabby: you know Tween? << heard of him EWeston: Acch! Me pour Bairns! Cat : by Mudheadsky? Nabby: lol Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I have been working on that decomposition, R Ralph: Duluth? Johnny Dollar: speaking of Japanese translations: from instructions for a print washer- "bubbly makes to the several directions" Beet: Funny stuff Nabby: how long have you been decomposing Johan Ralph: it's really good shit, Mrs. Presskey lily: my name is puff SidFudd: I'm Gen-X myself. "X is for Xylophone - because X is ALWAYS for xylophone" - Shel Silverstein EWeston: Does it seem that different from decompostsision? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: About 60 yrs, not counting the time travel... Cat : are you a magic dragon, lily? Nabby: Don't knock Duluth they have an italian restaurant and a thriving drug trade Ralph: within 2 months of it JAM lily: umm could be tween EWeston: Will it work with my posies an snaperdragons? lily: It time to set up camp Ralph: wow Nabby, that's just like America! pinholeF200: saw a picture on Facebook: What do we want: Time Travel, When do we want it: Doesn't Matter Johnny Dollar: circa '55 EWeston: OK Hey camp, look over there! Ralph: yes pinhole! DJTweeny: good one, pin shoes for the dead: got his wallet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, pin! Beet: I liked that too, pin Ralph: look at this grape....... Nabby: you make the time travel institue and wait for someone from the institute in the future to time travel backward and explain time travel so it can be invented Cat : the negro industry? Cat : is that like the coloured persuation? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right, JD EWeston: Cash or plastic on him? Ralph: i'll need peppers up my slacks to get up that early.... SidFudd: Personally I have a driving thug trade, but Reverend Spooner will fix everyting pinholeF200: and don't forget the matrix for transparent aluminum ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Lil: I love the tv guide readings Ralph: Gets a Cleaver Nabby: plastic people? people are already biodegradable shoes for the dead: a US+ gard Ralph: Blondie gets a cleaver shoes for the dead: card EWeston: As long as it fits into the cash machine were good SidFudd: Has anybody heard Austin's 1966 KPFK one-off half-hour special "The Razzberry Show"? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Blondie gets cleaverage Johnny Dollar: look out dagwood EWeston: New one on me Fudd Cat : Beaver gets a cleaver, never clever shoes for the dead: no, Sid Nabby: Uh-uh no SidF Cat : not me, fudd EWeston: Eddie gets clever. June slaps him silly lily: nope never no Lil: lol EW Johan Amadeus Myjetski: SF, never, unless DJT has played it here pinholeF200: loved the Cleaver boys, Wally, Beaver and Eldridge Nabby: you can't say beaver on the internet Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hahaha, pin! EWeston: Wouldn't you love to see that? Cat : only if you're a patriotic canadian pinholeF200: I didn't say beaver, I said Beaver SidFudd: YAY no one's heard it yet! That's going in the download store for sure! Nabby: ahh I appreciate the distinction thanks Beet: beaver, beaver, beaver EWeston: See, totally different in a cloney sorta way DJTweeny: SidFudd: Has anybody heard Austin's 1966 KPFK one-off half-hour special "The Razzberry Show"? << don't know it, Sid lily: ya but muff is ok shoes for the dead: cubed beaver Nabby: Beet careful you'll summon the great all-beaver EWeston: Furkins for sale or rent Cat : there is tons of stuff i haven't heard pinholeF200: Muff is Steve Winwood's brother Nabby: muff is good I agree no problem there Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bob the beaver lived in a dark hole.... Beet: been waiting for it all my life Ralph: the mix in my phones makes me keep looking around looking for people in my empty apartment DJTweeny: "A beer river running through the arboreal dell..." from The Bank Dick ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Johnny Dollar: Some muffs are made of beaver Nabby: nothing like a warm muff on a cold day Beet: keep your hand warm EWeston: But not as deer as a muckluc Nabby: is that right Dollar i did not know that shoes for the dead: and your pipe hid Cat : Fudd, Timm Mmmcoy mentioned a firesign series i'd never encountered from early 70s. lily: and so good when your nails look bad Cat : i think he even posted an episode or 2 on facebook Nabby: makes sense JD Cat : you familiar with that? Cat : stoned radio or something SidFudd: "Not a fit night for man or beast" (shwish) Ralph: the Androniver Nebula Johnny Dollar:https://www.etsy.com/listing/88510563/beaver-muff Ralph: this is soooooo good EWeston: Rant on SidFudd: Er... "stoned radio" was somebody's nickname for old Radio Hour Hour or Dear Friends shows that somebody was trying to sell in bootleg form on eBay SidFudd: do you remember the contents of any shows? ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Ralph: who is this shoegrew creep on the website Beet: It is nice to be a member of one of the few (only) group listen Firesign experiences. Cat : bummer Cat : you can ask timm yourself. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So right, Beet! Ralph: yes, that's two license plates for the price of three if you ACT NOW ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Cat : i cant imagine he'd be part of any such scam intentionally Nabby: how was the Firesign radio stuff broadcast on WFMU? Cat : the stuff i heard didnt sound like something i'd heard,fudd lily: but we like that Nabby: what was that about? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lids of grass, LOL Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/ Ralph: laughing uncontrollably Nabby:https://wfmu.org/playlists/FT lily: yes yes Johnny Dollar: lol Beet: This is hilarious. Nabby: indeed shoes for the dead: Great celophane! Cat : sounds like I Think it's gonna Rain Today Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A cure for Dances With Wolves ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Ralph: that was EXHAUSTING DJTweeny: lol Nabby: the WFMU broadcasts just preceded DoMM's release Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right, Cat, the PG version Ralph: I hope I didn't keep the world awake Nabby: seemed a bit odd Beet: Johnny Carbon lily: tuck it up Cat : i thought it was the Judy Collins version shoes for the dead: El Boroom Ralph: the sound effects are incredible Ralph: 4-D Johnny Dollar: El Beau Rheum Ralph: lol ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." SidFudd: Nabby - I picked a dozen episodes I thought were great radio and I mailed them to FMU. They made it one of their summer shows and I love them for it Nabby: war should only be waged with sound fx Nabby: Ahh is that it - thanks Sid Beet: amen DJTweeny: Good idea, Nabby Johnny Dollar: only if war was a laughing matter Nabby Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's the way we fought war when I was about ten... Johnny Dollar: Right JAM pinholeF200: my brother had a whole catalog of sound effects for different weapons ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Lonesome Beetnik - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johnny Dollar: budda budda buddah Nabby: ahh ineed JD Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Couldn't join my troop if you couldn't make the sound fx... Nabby: indeedy Ralph: keep this brief Cat : mar gar ine Johnny Dollar: chick-a-boom EWeston: The US army had recordings they used to spuff the Germans. A whole fake army Ralph: the Administrative branch Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'll keep it in my pants pinholeF200: equal time for boxers, Ralph Ralph: the Federal Bureau of Marijuana Johnny Dollar: ride of the valkyries Nabby: troops would be armed with their own theme music, sound fx and plenty of marijuana Nabby: boot camp is a blast Ralph: and here i was about to complain pinholeF200: reverse Ender's Game, make the real soldiers fight it out on video games Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Only heroes get their own theme music ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" DJTweeny: they have camps for boots? shoes for the dead: drink till ya boot Ralph: the 1st Natural Bank? Nabby: kill da wabbit kill da wabbit JD EWeston: I'm flashing on Kelly's Heros Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No more buwwits SidFudd: Johnny Dollar: DEBIT DEBIT DEBIT Beet: The Pyramids are abandoned apartments Cat : the only pyramid i've been in was in vegas Nabby: oh yeah Tween boots are just as patriotic as any other article of clothing SidFudd: Ooh, just remembered - I taped the Q&A that Proctor and Ossman did for Worldcon/Sasquan in August. I'll post that soon ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" EWeston: There were some fine condos by The Black Sea. Then it flooded Nabby: shoes for industry! Cat : greatr news, fudd. Cat : i enjoed their interview with steve gilmor recently lily: contagious Nabby: ooooh nice Sid Beet: Really good, Cat EWeston: Secret enemas, all around us Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nervous in enema territory Cat : gave me a different perspective on Bozos, and austin as the main surrealist. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Johnny Dollar:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Vpg7M2t1k Nabby: Enema territory good christ! shoes for the dead: enema of the state Nabby: lol lily: pack it in ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" EWeston: With, or without trans sound? SidFudd: They're really right about Austin and surrealism - Ossman was the student of the surrealist school, but Austin had the most surreal lines Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL! ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" lily: end scene pinholeF200: irrigation for Uranus Johnny Dollar: Albert Jay Nock shoes Nabby: the best Sid - surrealist torch bearer Cat : and thus was the mostly naturally surreal person? EWeston: Most complex sneeze evah Cat : they were all great students and teachers, but more Johnny Dollar:http://www.barefootsworld.net/nockoets0.html EWeston: Clear! SidFudd: Does everyone still have their turntables? Would you buy a new Firesign record if we put it out? Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We're all clear on this bus, E shoes for the dead: probly, Sid Johnny Dollar: got one EWeston: I've still got mine JAM Nabby: indeed Cat they are/were comedic mentors of deepest teach ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow' Cat : from last Whidbey show: so You don't go to school? Bergman answers, heck no, i'm 70 years old Johan Amadeus Myjetski: SF, no, gave up my turntable about 20 yrs ago pinholeF200: Have 2 turntables, hope at least one is still working. The belts go bad after awhile. Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And a microphone, Pin? shoes for the dead: new ones are around, Pin pinholeF200: sure, I have a stereo pair of mics ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Ralph: Gadzooks Tween, you've outdone yrself again Cat : my next show is a longest halloween show you'll hear at the end of oct. Nabby: must have operating turntable must Cat : more music than usual. Johnny Dollar: kiwll da wabbit: https://youtu.be/b_Vpg7M2t1k Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Looking forward to that, Cat!! EWeston: A fine fine tim, er time. SidFudd: Of course if we put out a record it would come with digital downloads Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a turntable ||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a turntable. Nabby: Cool Cat pinholeF200: For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized. We are sorry... lily: yeah cat EWeston: THis turntable is sick! SidFudd: I'm going to be honest: I don't listen to my records unless I'm digitizing them. But as art objects they are TASTY bastards. Johnny Dollar: thanks catherweird Cat : i wonder if there is enough of an audience to warrant that, taylor Nabby: squeeze it EW lily: peddle faster shoes for the dead: Thanks, Tween!! Nabby: great funness Tweeny! Beet: Some nice laughs tonight. Thanks, all. Thanks Tween. G'Nite. EWeston: U pungent Cat : maybe get Proctor on WTF and him and Maron could compare discs vs digitals Johnny Dollar: great thx djt shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it! Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It's time to report to the hospitality shelter in this area! Thanks all! pinholeF200: Thanks for fun frolics and a chance to type both beaver and Beaver lily: Cat EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Johnny Dollar lily Nabby pinholeF200 Ralph shoes for the dead SidFudd thank you all and Tween well u da best Cat : by beet Nabby: thanks Merlin & the 4 or 5 Cat : lily, et al DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation... Nabby: later Beet ||||||||| At 10:54 PM, EWeston dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| "10:54 PM? I'm late!" exclaims pinholeF200, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden. Lil: Great material thanks Tweeny and all else Ralph: it is an outrageous privilege to be in this intolerably small group of avid listeners Nabby: you guys are krayzeee ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Lil: Take care and have a good week y'all Johnny Dollar: byall pb pa spiritually SidFudd: Proctor wants to get on WTF, probably won't happen until he has an autobiography to peddle but Maron's interested Lil: lol Ralph yeah we're all pearls DJTweeny: That'd be cool :) Nabby: be well stay groovy and all kinds of stuff like that there! SidFudd: Okay, it's best not to promise anything I can't deliver, so before I get all speculative about things I WANT to reissue I'm gonna call it a night. Speak out, seek out! Cat : proc was interviwed by maron on air america, as i recall ||||||||| Around 10:56 PM, SidFudd walks off into the sunset... Cat : by fudd Lil: That would be really cool Sid Ralph: time to take this baby for a spin on the Funway.......until next time Lil: U2 Nabby DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Rufus_T_Firetween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| 10:57 PM -- Johnny Dollar left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| DJTweeny leaves to catch the 10:57 PM train to Texas. Lil: Nite nite Tweeny dear Cat : off we drift ||||||||| At 10:58 PM, Cat vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| lily - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Nabby - dead from measles ||||||||| Lil - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Ralph - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bosco Hearn
Cat
DJTweeny
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Johnny Dollar
Lil
lily
llanwydd
Lonesome Beetnik
Nabby
pinholeF200
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
SidFudd
